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  1. Re:Dear Slashdot,.. on Starting an After-School Computer Club? · · Score: 1

    I just moved to a new high school and was wondering what the best way to ensure I get beat up on a daily basis was.

    Start a computer club! Or even better, go the D&D route!

  2. Re:Wait a second... on War Driving To Be Protected In NH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's basically saying "Go ahead and break into wireless networks, because if they're not completely secure, it's not your fault."

    Well, no, no it's not saying that. If you read the article, or the article review for that matter, it says that people can access a network if they reasonably believe that it was intended to be open. If it is intended not to be open, it is still illegal to access it, regardless of how poorly closed it is. If some schmuck sets up a wireless network requiring a login and the password is "password" or "12345" or something like that, it is still intended to be closed, and thus off limits, in spite of the fact that it is pathetically protected.

  3. Re:57%... on Pew Internet Project Study on Internet Non-Users · · Score: 1

    >Almost every young person uses a computer at least once a week (even if it is just to right a school paper or something)

    Now if we can just get them to proof read in addition to just relying on that spell checker...

  4. But... on Diamonds As Room-Temperature Superconductors · · Score: 3, Funny

    If successful, perhaps one day you could give your love a diamond engagement CPU instead of a ring!

    ...What if I want her to say "Yes"?

  5. Re:All this patent crap can be resolved very simpl on Greenspan Examines the Economics of IP · · Score: 1

    You shouldn't be able to patent anything that has no mass. Think about it.

    No!!!! I'll never be able to get rich off of the mass-less aircraft I'm working on! You'll ruin me! I'm so shocked I can't even come up with any more knee-jerk responses!

    In all seriousness, though, that's a very, very good guideline for those who can't seem to grasp the whole concept versus invention thing. Like lawyers and patent clerks for example.

  6. Re:Equipment used on A New Spin On Physical Phenomena · · Score: 2, Funny

    This gives me renewed hope for my latest project, a hyperdrive engine built of old Spaghetti-Os cans and dental floss.

    Let me know how that goes for you. I gave up after my dental floss repeatedly broke when the ship started to approach relativistic speeds.

  7. Re:A name for the new quantum language on Quantum Computing Programming Language · · Score: 1

    How about Uncertainty? The compiler will have to be kept hidden somewhere lest you watch the compile and screw up the resulting code.

  8. Re:another thinly veiled attempt to make money on Open Source DRM · · Score: 1

    In SOVIET RUSSIA..... the central planning committee would distribute the binaries.

    No, you've got it backwards. In Soviet Russia, the binaries distribute the central planning comittee, and there would be closed source, proprietary DRM.

    Hey, wait a minute...

  9. Re:2003...in 2003? on Windows 2003 Going Gold · · Score: 1

    Can you turn off the bloat too? eg. Make it perform more like 2000 as well?

    No... That would be an improvement, and this is a new Microsoft product.

  10. Re:Red Hat... on Red Hat 9 To Be Released March 31 · · Score: 1

    Red Hat, is that a brand of condoms?

    Well, sort of. If you use it, it will significantly reduce the chance of you getting anyone pregnant.

  11. Re:Shock and Awe on Major Strike on Iraq Underway · · Score: 1

    How about:
    - Geraldo Rivera (-10 Geraldo Rivera)

  12. Re:Target demographic: 28-38 on Return Of Bloom County. Sorta · · Score: 1

    Now, do this with Calivn and Hobbes!

    Done!

    Just go here and sign up (you're limited to one comic per email address, but you can get Calvin and Hobbes, in addition many current strips). It's not on the week-in-two-days schedule, but it is cycling through the comics.

  13. Re:In related news on 98% of DNS Queries at the Root Level are Unnecessary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> 99% of slashdot posts are unnecessary.
    > 74.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


    That's right! A complete study would probably have shown that first number to be much higher than 99%.
    Heck, we're 3 for 3 so far :P

  14. Wait, I'm confused... on Mission: Infiltrate the P2P Network · · Score: 1

    For years and years and years, the recording industry has been against audience-recorded concert bootlegs, claiming that (among other things) the poor recording quality of a microphone stuffed down some guy's shorts would make people think the band was bad and discourage sales. Now they deliberately distribute poor quality recordings in order to encourage sales.

    Will somebody wake me up when the world makes sense?

  15. Re:Next head will be Celine Deon... on Hilary Rosen Will Step Down As RIAA Head · · Score: 1

    Think about it, in future you'll be able to get three on-topic posts for the price of one! Woot!

    What is this "on-topic post" you speak about?

    So many new ideas for me to understand at once...

  16. Re:Heres a company - up to 80% efficiency. on Where are the 70% Efficient Solar Cells? · · Score: 1

    And if we observe the game, won't that have an affect the result?

  17. Re:I see they never tried singing them aloud on LinuX-Mas Caroling We Shall Go · · Score: 1

    People, is it really that hard to count syllables?

    One... Two... Five! No, Three! Ack, now it's five! Aaarrrgggh!
    Yes, yes it is.

  18. Re:Uh-oh. on Deadly Perversions · · Score: 1

    "See Dick. See Jane. See Dick run."

    Hey now, leave poor Dick's personal problems out of this!

  19. Re:Faithful to Tolkien's writings? on LOTR: The Two Towers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the Ents were really nicely rendered, it was appropriately rousing in the right places

    Umm... does that have something to do with this post?

  20. Re:This ain't intelligence on Human vs Computer Intelligence · · Score: 1

    Both the computer and the human can recognize "moon/parma", but intelligence comes into play when the human starts thinking of Drew Carey and humming the theme music. Intelligence is not just collecting information, it is doing something useful with that information.

    You mean like thinking of Drew Carey and humming theme music?

  21. Re:Offensive title on Lord of the Rings: Two Towers Reviews Rolling In · · Score: 1

    Man the words Hook, Line, and Sinker come to mind from some reason

    Hey now, that's offensive to fish! Why not call it something nice and neutral like "_____".

    Doh! That'd offend vertical lines. How about using a generic symbol, and we could just call it, "The Film Formerly Known as The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers".

  22. Re:Uhh... on Browse All You Want At Work · · Score: 1

    explaining to your boss why you're masturbating to an Excel chart.

    "I'm taking night classes... learning to be an accountant"

  23. Headlines that inspire fear on Mozilla: The Good And The Bad · · Score: 1

    Ok, did anyone else just about crap their pants when they read the Mozillazine headline:

    Mozilla Riddled with Fixed Security Holes

    *shudder* I almost ripped my network cable out of the wall when I read that. It's too bad other browsers don't have such a problem with fixed bugs.

  24. Re:I love mozilla on Competiton: Mozilla's 200,000th Bug · · Score: 1

    Yeah I'd like it to load in less than a week and use less that 128Mb to view 'HelloWorld.html'.

    Oh come now, if you had a better, faster computer, you could load Mozilla in five and a half days easy, and HelloWorld.html will easily display with around 112Mb as long as you don't use any markup on it.

  25. Coming out? on IBM Wants CPU Time To Be A Metered Utility · · Score: 1

    From the article: "We view this as Palmisano's coming-out party"

    It's good that a stodgy old company like IBM has enlightened itself enough to let its executives come out in the spotlight, but it still seems a little unfair that they probably don't throw a party to embrace every employee's sexuality.