User: matttastic

Re:Will anything be done in developed countries?

On: Down and Out in White-Collar America

There's just a slump in the "blue collar" and "white collar" markets - the jobs are still there, just less of them.

Re:Why?

On: New AIM Offering "end to end" Encryption

Because hundreds of people will flood to buy from PirateDave!

PirateDave - The name you can trust

Re:Local Councils

On: UK Councils May Dump Windows For Linux

I did a stint in public relations at this same council and their computers had Office 97. I was also worried to overhear some people talking about the intranet and how it was a truly remarkable, modern spinoff from the internet. I bought my cappuchino muffin and left.

Re:Grammar Nazi, alive and kicking

On: Nullsoft's Waste: Encrypted, Distributed, Mesh Net

ahem, it's Messaging.. no N

Thank you, have a good day/evening

You begin sentences with a capital letter.
Ho ho.

Re:Palm-ela

On: A Palm for Every Purpose

*looks at the title* Er, yes.

Re:Whoa.. 10 years!

On: Ten Years of Web Browsing

I was thinking of adding something like that. But, obviously, I didn't ^^

Whoa.. 10 years!

On: Ten Years of Web Browsing

10 years ago i was playing in my backgarden eating mud. And the interweb was happening without me! :(

Bleh!

On: Opteron Benchmarked Against Xeon

It doesn't get my blood pumping, I can't afford such things (or cool them)! *Pats Duron 1000*

Re:Everyone knows its...

On: Exploit Found in Seti@Home

I can fly you up to the mothership in an alien craft i can, oddly, fly with no prior training whatsoever!

Re:Aliens exploiting?

On: Exploit Found in Seti@Home

I wonder whether or not you're an alien putting the fear into the human race and bringing about our own downfall through panic!

Damn those infinately clever aliens!

Re:Ah, yes...

On: Internet Enabled... Toilet Paper Dispenser

Compared to putting in a football.. er.. not sideways?

Re:Geeks are immune to this

On: The Ethics of Life Extension

We?

Re:Shift who?

On: Shift Calls it Quits

I hope you don't consider yourself English savvy

SO THIS IS MICROSOFT'S PLAN

On: Windows Security Holes Go Mostly Unexploited

"faster el-cheapo machine that often died on its own so it wasn't available to crackers."
so THAT'S microsoft's plan with windows! of course! *slaps forehead*

Re:Uh-oh The elderly in POWERED SUITS?

On: Robot Fish Powered By Artificial Muscle

by the time these "power suits" will be around i'll be old. AND I AINT GETTING IN NO DAMN HIPPY POWER SUIT.

Re:Hilarious war ensues!

On: Slashback: Newton, Wal-Mart, Eats

It was worse than the opening 5 minutes of Medal of Honor! yes! those HORRIFIC EA logo's! ARGH! NOOOOO!! ARGH JEEZ LOOK A MENU SCREEN. THE HUMANIIIITTYYYYY.

Re:First lost

On: Magnetic Poles May Be About To Flip

*STANDS UP AND STARTS CLAPPING* well, they'll stop "working" while it flips, but when it's over they'll work, just backwards.