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  1. Re:Beware of Unicorns on ESA to Send Spacecraft to Venus · · Score: 1

    Don't you see? This is all a plot by those liberal Europeans to ram their Venus into Uranus!

  2. Re:Annoying.... on Study Explains Evolution's Molecular Advance · · Score: 1

    The televangelists didn't need to "figure out" anything. Religion's already been a business for millennia. The televangelists are simply continuing a tradition that's been going on ever since ancient man first decided that everything we see around us has to be the product of a powerful being or beings that look, act and think pretty much the same way we do.

  3. Re:Might be closer to the truth than you think... on Microsoft turns to U.S. for EU Antitrust Help · · Score: 1

    Sure it did. The US dragged their heels for as long as they could before getting involved with that war.

  4. Re:Zefram Cochrane: Be of Good Cheer! on SpaceX's Falcon 1 Destroyed During Maiden Voyage · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No, we'll have to wait a bit longer than that. The Centauri won't give us jumpgate technology until 2155.

  5. Re:Spelling on AOL Names Top Spam Subjects For 2005 · · Score: 1

    It might also tell smething about people who answer to posts complaining about spelling mistakes in spam.

  6. Re:15 minutes? on First Military Exoskeleton Reaches Prototype · · Score: 1
    This should allow all the government and corporate warhawks to put their butt where there mouth is (or perhaps that's an oxymoron).

    More like a redundancy.
  7. Re:Being a parent. on Judge Blocks Ban on Violent Video Game Sales · · Score: 1

    There's video games that destroy your lungs and liver now?

  8. Re:The Red Envelope on Blockbuster's Offensive Against Netflix Flops · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute. You cancelled your subscription because they wouldn't let you watch Star Trek: Voyager?! You should be getting on your knees and thanking them for sparing you such torture!

  9. Re:It's not the trees indeed. on Careful Where You Put That Tree · · Score: 1

    There's also the wate heat from all the buildings, vehicles, etc. We produce a lot of heat in our day to day lives, and there's a lot more people in a city than in an equivalent area of countryside.

  10. Re:Slightly to the West on Japanese Find Robots Less Intimidating Than People · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, joke goes without YOU!

  11. Re:Bad dog on Jack Thompson Buys Stock in GTA Parent Company · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as too much Contra.

  12. Re:What a show. on Jack Thompson Buys Stock in GTA Parent Company · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just as long as there's no stiffly pantomined sex involved.

  13. Re:So, to sum it up on The Truth About Suprnova Shutdown · · Score: 1

    A spoon is dull, you twit; it would hurt more.

  14. Re:Rubik's Cube? on Popular Toys Throughout the Ages · · Score: 1

    The boxes, of course, were available sooner.

  15. Re:Thermodynamically speaking... on Where Do All of the Old Programmers Go? · · Score: 1

    Whoah.

  16. Re:From TFA on Windows Gets Independent Security Certification · · Score: 1
    Using Internet Explorer is still a bit like playing Russian Roulette perfect, but the security of Windows has come a long way.

    Yes, it's come a long way from previous versions of Windows.

    Doesn't mean it's any good now, especially when compared to what else is available.
  17. Re:Abandon all hope... on Challenge to Transfer IT Power in MA · · Score: 1

    Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the Metric system down?

    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

    Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

  18. Re:I dunno ... on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    We've been helping them along for years, through our use of baited traps that serve only to provide pressure for mice to evolve increased intelligence and manual dexterity in order to remove the cheese without springing the trap. I'd say it's only a matter of time before they discover fire and split the atom.

  19. Re:Stupid NTP!!! on Slashback: BlackBerry, Cloning, Smart Hotels · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, Funny moderations don't affect Karma, which I think is pretty stupid.

  20. Re:The FBI is stupid on A Skype Equivalent Without "Big Brother"? · · Score: 1
    All the Fed have to do is outlaw encrypted internet traffic. How hard could that be?

    Easy, if they don't mind stopping all internet commerce and severely impacting the bottom lines of countless companies (many of which are big enough to have considerable influence on the government.)
  21. Re:has to be said. on Korea To Build Front-line Combat Robot · · Score: 1

    Were they cured by gypsies or did they travel to Africa and pass a series of trials?

  22. Re:Do they get a share of the sale of CD players? on Music Exec Fires Back At Apple CEO · · Score: 5, Funny

    He should run for President.

  23. Re:Jabbar vs. Jar-Jar on Chip Maker Gets $35 Million Judgment · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Jar Jar was one of the key players in Palpatine's rise to power (remember who it was who originally gave him emergency powers) and is thus inderectly responsible for all those killed due to Imperial rule, which, of course, includes the entire population of Alderaan, as well as countless others. Don't be too quick to praise him.

  24. Re:Baylis generator = no batteries at all on Emergency Gadgets Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like a horror movie plotline. "They warned him not to release the giant spring. He didn't listen."

  25. Re:OSX Virus on Computer Security Still Totally Inadequate · · Score: 1

    There's a simple answer to that: Just don't make the procedures for installing software from locations other than the distribution maintainer's package repository user-friendly.