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  1. Now... on IBM Wants CPU Time To Be A Metered Utility · · Score: 1

    Nations like North Korea, Iran, Iraq and Libya can buy time for running their "scientific" tests on a computer cluster not far from being a supercomputer. No more need for Iraq to import video games and put them together as a computer cluster. :)

  2. One way of getting rid of telemarketers... on Telcos Play Both Sides of Telemarketing War · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I switched to Sprint some four months ago, telemarketers started to call like crazy (8-10
    calls a day) regarding changing long distance etc. I thought... why not wasting their time and
    money by setting up my answering machine to pick up the call on the second ring? (since their
    computer hanged up on the third) Sure enough, they continued to call, and my answering machine
    picked up and they had to listen to my message. (they never left any messages.) It continued for
    four days and then they took me off their list. I've not had a signle telemarketer calling me from
    that day on! I guess they didn't like to get their time wasted and lose money on each call my
    answering machine picked up. :)

  3. Re:Confusion on UnitedLinux Ready for Official Launch · · Score: 2

    Redhat isn't bad to start with because you can understand what's wrong with it when you actually learn stuff later.

    This is the type of info newbies to Linux should hear on day one. :) As you wrote... you can always
    move over to the other flavors later on, but it would be cool if they knew where to start. Thanks!

  4. Re:Confusion on UnitedLinux Ready for Official Launch · · Score: 2

    Everytime I go grocery shopping Im like "Which cereal shall I chose." For heavens sake theres an entire isle devoted to cearel. I think this confuses the consumer. Instead there should be only one cereal called "United Cereal."

    When you go to the store, you don't have to read every written line to see if you like it. ;) With
    all the Linux flavors, you better read AND understand what the differences are. Most people
    don't like to read a bunch of hard-to-understand technical mumbo jumbo (I've been around
    long enough to do it, but it's time consuming for a beginner) to find out if the specific Linux
    flavor is what they want/need or not... so they stick with Windows... after all, it have served
    their purpose in the past.

    The best way to go for a newcommer is to use a well supported distro like Redhat.

    I found it easy to install it when I tried it out in the past. I'll give it another try. Thanks. :)

  5. Re:Confusion on UnitedLinux Ready for Official Launch · · Score: 2

    That there be one GNU/Linux - the one you like?

    You're missing the whole point with my post. I'm just trying to point out that having so many
    flavors might confuse some people. (like me) If Linux is going to be popular outside of the
    geek community, then it would be better if there were fewer choices with a clear distinction
    between them.

  6. Confusion on UnitedLinux Ready for Official Launch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It will be harder to get Windows people to migrate to Linux if the trend of adding more flavors
    continues. To me it's like they're making coffee from the same set of coffee beans, and then add
    their own special flavor to it, like milk, sugar etc. All these different versions makes a beginner
    rather confused. I bet a lot of people ask themselves "Which Linux shall I choose???"... Well,
    at least I do. :) I've only tried out Red Hat, but I won't migrate away from Windows until I've
    figured out why there's so many different flavors of Linux. I don't think I'm alone in this quest for
    knowledge
    . Anyway, I'm not in a rush... I'll waste the time to STFW. :)

  7. Fire & Hire on WorldCom Wins $25M Bonus Judgement · · Score: 2

    They should fire the incompetent leadership (no severance package) and use the $25 million
    to hire people who knows how to run a company without becoming greedy.

  8. Handshake my ass... on Handshake via the Internet · · Score: 1

    This was invented by some pimple-faced scientists who've got rejected one-to-many times by women.
    When all these tests are done, these guys can get it on with women who doesn't know them. All they
    now have to do is to finish that 3D program featuring a Tom Cruise lookalike person and then it's just
    rock 'n' roll... Yeah Baby Yeah! (of course they have to fix an Austin Powers speech synthesizer.)

  9. Hmmm... on Mice Designed by Famous Anime Artists · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they just have made a mouse pad with some anime crap on it?

  10. Speed of the CPU is good but... on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not spend more R&D money in increasing the speed of the bus? It would give us way better performance.

  11. I would be mighty impressed if... on 1+ GHz Commodore SX-64 Mod · · Score: 1

    ... someone managed to port Windows XP to Commodore 64-SX (in its original configuration) and
    being able to run it... Just wonder how many tapes it would take to hold the bloated XP.

  12. Earnings reports on Reuters Accused Of Hacking For Typing In URL · · Score: 1

    Soon the yuppies will start sharing stolen earnings
    reports, just like people share movies and music
    before it have been released. :)

    Seriously, if you put something 'secret' online and
    don't protect it... you're the one who screwed up,
    not the person who downloaded it.

  13. Re:Women and nanotech on Nanotech Paints For Military · · Score: 1

    The moderators lack of humor.

  14. Women and nanotech on Nanotech Paints For Military · · Score: -1, Troll

    One layer of nanotech on their face and women never have to spend their 45 minutes every morning putting
    on their makeup. This ought to be a bestseller. (and make a lot of husbands and boyfriends happy as well)

  15. FreeNet not so 'free' on Freenet 0.5 Released · · Score: 1

    Matthew will no longer be able to work full-time unless more people donate, so please give whatever you can spare at our Donations page.

    Not free as 'leeching free'. ;o)

  16. Greetings, Professor Falken. Shall we play a game? on Examples of Programming Gone Wrong? · · Score: 1

    Does the WOPR in War Games count?

  17. The real change... on India Officially Launches Simputer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... will be when China has ironed out all the bugs with their CPUs and software. Then you can forget
    Intel and Microsoft having much sales in Asia and the rest of the developing countries. A guess would
    be that a Chinese handheld would go for $50. China has the ambition of taking the lead in the IT
    market in Asia and the developing countries... and I bet they will. And then slowly they'll move over
    to take market shares in the developed countries... maybe with 'inferior' products, but it will all go the
    way the car industry went. Once they get a foothold, they'll make better and better products and finally
    pass companies like Intel and Microsoft.

  18. I love New York! on Microsoft Vandalizes NYC · · Score: 1

    Why does all terror organizations love New York? I
    mean... first Al Qaeda, and now Microsoft... when
    will this madness end?

  19. TB on Linux Chosen for IBM's New Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Isn't 16 trillion bytes about 14.551915228366851806640625 TB?

  20. Re:Online Tetris tournaments on Tetris Is Hard: NP-Hard · · Score: 3, Funny

    "If you are good at tetris you can play online tournaments at Worldwinner.com [worldwinner.com] against an or some opponents.

    The nice part: you bet real money. If you are somewhat good you can make some cash."


    Maybe the MIT dudes should have known about this...
    They could have made their Tetris simulator pay for
    their research project and more.

  21. Re:Bigger picture on Tim Bray on Microsoft Office · · Score: 1

    Really nice list of alternatives! I'll keep these in mind when I move to Mac and Linux. I'm going for
    both since I need it for testing compatibility of my web applications. Thanks a lot! :)

  22. Re:Bigger picture on Tim Bray on Microsoft Office · · Score: 1

    Office 11 is to be on the subscription plan.

    Those who takes this subscription plan better sign up for a prescription plan for Prozac as well.
    The rest looks into Windows alternatives as well as moving everything over to Linux. ;)

  23. Bigger picture on Tim Bray on Microsoft Office · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look at the bigger picture of where Microsoft is heading. They're diversifying their line of business.
    In the past, MS Office was the cash cow at Microsoft, but the market for office packages is rather
    saturated... companies and governments are looking for cheaper alternatives etc. Not much room to
    grow. Now they can afford playing the good guys by opening up their file formats, since they got
    new markets to capture... mobile phones, handheld computers, home entertainment etc.

  24. Re:DMA vs. Microsoft on Direct Marketers Association Asks To Be Regulated · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft has promised that their Palladium will stop spam."

    I'm sorry, I just peed my pants laughing so hard....


    Microsoft has never lied to their customers... or
    should that 'never' be 'always'? I always seem to
    mix up these two words.

  25. DMA vs. Microsoft on Direct Marketers Association Asks To Be Regulated · · Score: 1

    I bet DMA don't like Microsoft either. Microsoft has promised that their Palladium will stop spam.
    Direct marketing is spam and a darn nuissance, no matter what DMA claims.

    Personally I don't want any of the above.