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  1. Re:Camouflage on Encrypt Information In Images Without Distortion · · Score: 1

    Sweet... Now I can hide Adobe Photoshop in an image file. Talk about irony.

  2. Next Xerox... on Encrypt Information In Images Without Distortion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... will introduce sliced bread. Thank goodness we got innovative companies like Xerox and Microsoft...

  3. Size and quality of external organ... on Pigs with Human Genes · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the future we transplant horse and rabit genes into the human race...
    No more need for vacuum pumps or viagra... Isn't the human race
    heading for eternal happiness?

  4. Red as blood on 100 Teraflop Cray to Use Opterons · · Score: 1

    Maybe Red Storm would be a computer for the Chinese government. After all, they already got Red Flag going.

  5. Annoyed by the computer fans? Here's the solution. on Building a Dead Silent PC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buy a ticket to a heavy metal concert. Make sure to mention that you must get a place near one of the
    speaker batteries. After the concert you go home to your dear computer and do some programming...
    You won't hear much of your computer fan for the coming 24 hours.

  6. Science for young adults on Build Your Own Cyclotron · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's nice to see that there are events for teaching science to young adults all around the world...

    North America - Create your own Cyclotron etc.
    Europe - Championships for creating innovations.
    Asia - Creating gadgets events.
    Australia - Solar car championships.
    South America - Innovation centres for young people.
    Africa - Create alternative cooling innovations.
    Middle East - Create innovative ways of killing the infidels.

  7. I need more speed on Liquid Nitrogen Beats Air Cooling (Again) · · Score: 1

    I think I'll carry down the fridge to my office and install my computer inside of it. Maybe I can
    squeeze some extra performance out of this slowpoke computer of mine.

    Seriously, the Finns ought to consider to installing all their hardware outdoors... after all, their
    winters are rather cold.

  8. Did X10 sponsor Shayne? on Go X10 Speed Racer! · · Score: 1

    Whenever Shayne shows off his fantastic little car, a nicely curved girl pops up with a commercial sign
    for X10... I read X10 has taken patent on this type of commercials... they call it Live Popups (TM)...

  9. Enron over and over again on US Secrecy Efforts Hurting Scientific Research · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... bureaucrats declared a major NAS report on bioterrorism unpublishable.

    Former Arthur Andersen emploees now work for the government. The shredders runs 24 hours a day to make sensitive reports unpublishable.

  10. Re:Interesting to Note... on Korea World Leader in Broadband/Technology at Home · · Score: 1

    Ah, so this is insidious government plan plan for population control: turn all the young men into computer geeks. It worked on us, didn't it? And most of us Slashdotter aren't Korean. :)

  11. Windows on Gnarly Error Messages · · Score: 1

    I once got this message while running an inhouse Windows application at my former workplace:

    Can't find 'User' on C:\Windows\

    Well, try C:\Linux\ then... ;)

  12. Re:Cause & effect on Mountain Moisture Melting · · Score: 1

    Looks like the moderators don't get humor even when they see it. :)

  13. Re:"seen a decrease in volume"? on Mountain Moisture Melting · · Score: 1

    Maybe some rivers doesn't flow anywhere near Mt. Kilimanjaro... Africa is big... ;)

  14. Cause & effect on Mountain Moisture Melting · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Who was to blame for the last time global warming occurred? Was it some animals who farted a little
    bit too much? (thereby creating greenhouse gases...) If that was the case, blame the darn cows for the
    current one!

  15. Re:Only imagine what they have now... on Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter · · Score: 1

    Imagine what sort of stuff is in the "top-secret" category now?

    George W Bush's IQ test.

  16. Re:The Chinese government is enemy #1 on Ballmer Sees Free Software as Enemy No. 1 · · Score: 1

    But why does it work better? Isn't it a sort of balance. A balance between corporate interests and personal/social ones. Companies need to be sound so they can continue giving people jobs. But the people need to be happy, too; 'only a happy worker is a good one'.

    I agree with you on that people needs to be happy in what they're doing etc, but unfortunately the
    businesses are going global, and that means that they won't make people happy here, but in another
    country. (even if the salary is low, they at least get our jobs) It's very annoying, but a part of capitalism.

    In a true communist society, 'globalism' is sort of a no-no since the government is the one to
    provide people with work. Unfortunately this job security leads to laziness, but at least all the
    people who wants to work, has a work.

    In the end, it's us consumers who decide who gets the jobs.

    What I want to say is that shareholder value isn't everything. It can be an indicator that things go well/wrong. but in the end its about the people (and not some 1% in the upper ten- thousands).

    Fully agreed.

  17. Re:You've just hit the jackpot! on Ballmer Sees Free Software as Enemy No. 1 · · Score: 1

    I believe you're confusing ECONOMIC systems with POLITICAL systems. But, you've hit the jackpot on what is the root of many of our (USA) problems... the economic system is RUNNING the political system, hence we live in a corporatist society.

    I agree with you on that money does have an influence on American politics, as well as in
    any other capitalistic society where the politicians are depending on campaign contributions
    from businesses and rich people. But I can't see the difference between the economic and
    political systems, since they walk hand in hand.

    Totalitarianism is the enemy... doesn't matter what economic system is pushing it.

    Agreed.

  18. Re:Misleading Summary on Microsoft: No Xbox for You! · · Score: 1

    I would assume they're worried that it will set a precedent for people who sell any kind of mods in Australia. If the PS2 guy gets off, how can MS stop the evil guy who does it with their precious Xbox? ;)

    Microsoft do as they always do... calls Bush Jr... He'll punish the evildoers by ordering the US Air
    Force to bomb Canberra, Sydney and Melbourne. That ought to send the signal to the Aussies that
    Microsoft and the American government don't like their laws.

  19. Re:The Chinese government is enemy #1 on Ballmer Sees Free Software as Enemy No. 1 · · Score: 1

    Yes... we don't have controlled media here... It's always "the truth" on all network news in North America... Right.

    Won't argue with you on that one. You know that the Bush
    administration is lying and making up stories... why?
    Because you're free to search and read information, and
    you got the freedom to speak and write whatever you want
    to gather more opinions. Try that in China.

    The communists have their problems, but no more so than the rotten capitalists.

    Out of these two political systems, my choice is the latter.
    Communism has never worked, and will never work. Perhaps a
    mix a la Sweden is nirvana? Just prepare yourself in paying
    the taxes to keep it running.

    The former U.S.A. will be like the third-world/less developed countries in the last century were.

    The US will lose it's dominance, but your prophecy of them
    becoming a third-world country won't come true... at least
    not as soon as you hope.

    Trust me, unless the U.S.A. becomes more aware and involved in world affairs as a peer rather than trying to be a leader, it will quickly become irrelevant.

    If the UN just had the balls to take the lead, I wouldn't
    mind them doing so... but 20th century history shows us a
    UN without balls and teeth.

  20. Re:The Chinese government is enemy #1 on Ballmer Sees Free Software as Enemy No. 1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The American government (and every other government in west
    for that matter) might not always tell the truth, but we're
    free to search and read whatever news and other sources of
    information to find out what's truth and what's not, whereas
    the majority of the Chinese citizens just have access to the
    government controlled media.

    Perhaps you should do some reading on Lao Gai or maybe even
    visit China and speak to the people there, watch a little bit news
    on CCTV and have a Chinese person translate it for you. Another
    thing you ought to do if you go to China is to get your hands
    on their math books and translate some examples from it. I can
    give you an example here:

    Fifteen American soldiers attack your position. You kill
    twelve. How many are left?


    Maybe you think this is an old math book from the 60s and 70s?
    Nope, it's taken from a math book one of my wife's friends showed
    us when we visited them in Tianjin, China, three years ago. As
    you can see, it's elementary math... for kids.

    After you've traveled around in China and talked to the local
    people, (of course without a government translator) you might
    realize how fortunate you are for not having to live under
    their communist regime.

  21. That will be one heck of a phone bill... on 19 megabits on 3G · · Score: 1

    ... if they charge you per downloaded MB... like they do in Europe.

    I hope we'll see the day when this is going to be implemented over here. (hopefully with a low cost per MB...)

  22. The Chinese government is enemy #1 on Ballmer Sees Free Software as Enemy No. 1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And despite all warning signs, the US government sucks up for the
    communists. They believe that China will fully open up their markets
    for American goods, but forget it. China wants to be self-sufficient.
    That's why they build their own Linux version, their own CPUs, their
    own motherboards etc. The communists doesn't see the west as a reliable
    partner, and just as you stated... they want to be able to say fuck off
    to the west if necessary.

    I make a big distinction between the Chinese people and the communists.
    (after all, the Chinese communist party just have 50 million members.
    The Chinese people are in general very nice and hardworking people, but
    the communist regime is a bunch of unreliable liars.

  23. Re:No! Really? on Microsoft Settlement Compliance Criticized · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it save a lot of time, electrons and trees if you only published articles when Microsoft wasn't up to its old tricks?

    If they did, it would be the world's shortest article.

  24. Welcome to the Mafia on Microsoft Settlement Compliance Criticized · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is slick. No matter what they're asked to do, they somehow manages to get away with not doing
    it. The whole DOJ trial was farcical. My best guess is that Microsoft made a deal with the government
    on implementing government (*cough* NSA *cough*) spyware into Microsoft's products.

  25. Blank screen on Questions for a Lecture on Microsoft's Palladium? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here are some questions you might want to ask these guys:

    1. Will American government agencies (eg. FBI, CIA, NSA) have access to the data gathered by
    Palladium?

    1.1 If 'no': WHO will have access to the gathered data?

    2. Has Microsoft considered that the rest of the world might go their own way when it comes to
    OS and software?

    3. Why does Microsoft have the right to poke around inside a person's private property?

    If they say something like they have the right to do it because you might have illegal copies
    of software they own, then ask one of the two questions below:

    3.1 Is it okay if local store owners in Redmond break into Bill Gates' home a
    little bit now and then, just to check if Bill has some of the stolen items
    originating from their stores?

    3.2 Would you accept video cameras in your house that's controlled by the police?
    After all, you might be a thief and keep stolen goods in your home...