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Nanotech Paints For Military

pmacwill wrote to us with a recent article on Pennet in regards to the U.S. military's proposed use of nanotech paints. Actually, it goes beyond proposal -- and beyond paint, as it would allow vehicles to change camo patterns very easily, and would also repair micro-cracks and fractures without the need for service.

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  1. Because you know they're going to get slashdotted by plover · · Score: 5, Informative

    Army researchers eye nanomachine-based 'smart' paints for combat vehicles

    by John Keller

    PICATINNY ARSENAL, N.J. -- U.S. Army experts are trying to embed microscopic electromechanical machines in paint that could detect and heal cracks and corrosion in the bodies of combat vehicles, as well as give vehicles the chameleon-like quality of rapidly altering camouflage to blend in with changing operating environments.

    Officials of the Army Tank-automotive and Armaments Command's Armament Research, Development and Engineering Center (TACOM-ARDEC) at Picatinny Arsenal, N.J., are working with scientists at the New Jersey Institute of Technology in Newark, N.J., to develop nanotechnology-based "smart" coatings for Army vehicles and other materiel.

    Unlike today's paint coatings on battlefield vehicles, Army experts seek to develop paints with the ability to self-correct because of changing circumstances and tell the user of potential anomalies such as corrosion or adhesion problems.

    Today's conventional paints are labor intensive to apply, and potentially hazardous to the people working with them, Army officials say. In addition, most of these coatings need to be touched-up by hand, which can hide damage to the metal or other substrate material.

    As a result, Army leaders estimate the total cost for U.S. Department of Defense corrosion-related problems at $10 billion per year -- $2 billion of which is related to painting and paint-scraping operations.

    To rectify these problems experts from Picatinny and the New Jersey Institute of Technology plan to develop a prototype paint with nanomachine powders consisting of tiny machines that act as gears, motors, and electronic switches at the atomic level.

    These "smart" paints should be able to alert maintenance technicians of potential problems with the coating, in addition to modifying their physical characteristics on command.

    These future "smart" coatings will involve far more, however, than simply brushing on paint from a can, points out Joe Agento, program integration manager at the TACOM-ARDEC Industrial Ecology Center at Picatinny Arsenal.

    "Rather than paints, we are talking about coatings, which could be electroplated, or put on with physical vapor deposition qualities. We are talking about more things than paints. They could be metallic or have other qualities," Agento says.

    "We're trying to prototype a coating to replace the primers and top coats we use today, and develop a one-system coating that incorporates nanomachines within the coating itself," says Laura Battista, environmental engineer at the Industrial Ecology Center.

    "Now we are looking at the first stage -- a coating with nanomachines," Battista says. "We want to determine what the nanomachines are that we need; we still have to determine what that nanomachine would be -- switches, motors, or gears -- to allow the coating to change on command."

    Vehicle operators might quickly change the camouflage paint scheme on vehicles with "smart" coatings with an electrical impulse, Battista explains. "What we hope this coating can do is amazing. We're also looking at making it seem invisible."

    Researchers will begin by determining what the properties of a "smart" coating would be. Later, researchers would develop a prototype, before applying the coating to a tank or other Army vehicle, Battista says.

    A prototype "smart" coating may be developed as early as 2005, she says. "Once you already have the properties of the coating, such as the camouflage properties, we hope that changing the camouflage is as simple as changing pixels in the coating; it shouldn't be that difficult," she says.

    Assuming that researchers receive the necessary funding, Battista speculates that "smart" coatings might be deployed with active combat forces sometime between 2005 and 2009.
    Military & Aerospace Electronics October, 2002
    Author(s) : John Keller

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  2. uses by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd be more interested in the medical uses ... fix cracks and clogs in the ole arteries, etc.

    1. Re:uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, since this is the US military, sealing off the airoli in the lungs, 'fixing' the pain centers in the brain, etc.

      All sorts of hazards...

    2. Re:uses by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      the only problem is getting that paintbrush in those little hard to reach areas - like the heart.

    3. Re:uses by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      the only problem is getting that paintbrush in those little hard to reach areas - like the heart.

      Slightly off-topic, but you'd be amazed at the progress in catheterized procedures these days. Doctors can now completely repair a hole in the heart by just inserting a catheter up one of the veins in the leg -- no zipper scar, no rib spreaders. I'm sure they can apply similar techniques to an interior "paint job" for the body.

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    4. Re:uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about repairing exposed cracks in refrigerator reparmen and plumbers?

  3. cool beans by p_rotator · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for nanotech tattoo ink. Illustrated Man, here we come.

    1. Re:cool beans by csmacd · · Score: 1

      Heh...The modern mood ring?

      How about a 'mood tattoo'?

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    2. Re:cool beans by dubiousmike · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am actually waiting for the radar sucking paint they use on stealth bombers for my car.

      No more speeding tickets for me!!

    3. Re:cool beans by karnal · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd actually bet money that most people probably wouldn't buy this kind of car.

      Why?

      Well, I'm definitely not speaking from experience, but wouldn't radar-sucking paint have a somewhat non-shiny appearance? I know with an 8 year old car, the paint is starting to show signs of age, and newer cars all look shinier. Somewhat better.

      But I'll keep mine, and maybe suck up some radar along the way.

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    4. Re:cool beans by xyloplax · · Score: 1

      actually, it's a combo of the paint, the material that the painted object is made out of and the angle of the object to the radar source that make it stealthy. Now a jammer, THERE's the ticket buster....

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    5. Re:cool beans by dubiousmike · · Score: 2

      I will make sure to drive behind you (or in the fron or side - whatever keeps me "under the radar".

      Is that your website? Or are you just a fan?

    6. Re:cool beans by s.fontinalis · · Score: 3, Informative

      You don't really need the Stealth's paint to make a stealth car. Car & Driver magazine found out several years ago that a Black Car, with no trim & pop up headlamps is practically invisible to radar. (Sorry no link - it's an early 90's issue, and therefore preweb)

    7. Re:cool beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "....But it is not fear that you owe me. YOU OWE ME ALL"

      -red dragon

    8. Re:cool beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should see my bank card. Now I've got rather short hair, but yes...

      I was guilty of mulletude at one point. Damn me for spending on computers rather than a real haircut...

    9. Re:cool beans by Razor+Gaunt · · Score: 1

      Sure you might confuse the cops with a jammer, but then you'd get fined by the FCC.

    10. Re: cool beans by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > You don't really need the Stealth's paint to make a stealth car. Car & Driver magazine found out several years ago that a Black Car, with no trim & pop up headlamps is practically invisible to radar.

      Ah, so that's what the Black Bumper Mennonites are all about, eh?

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    11. Re: cool beans by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


      > actually, it's a combo of the paint, the material that the painted object is made out of and the angle of the object to the radar source that make it stealthy. Now a jammer, THERE's the ticket buster....

      Just mount a coffee can on your fender, pack it full of shredded aluminum foil and gunpowder, wire your radar detector to set it off, and you can slip through the speed trap in a cloud of chaff.

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    12. Re:cool beans by lommer · · Score: 1

      Actually, here in Canada, our police forces have abandoned radar-gun technology in favour of laser range-finding devices. Not only are these undetectable (very narrow beam), they are far more accurate. I know that I got my last ticket from one of these goddamn machines...

    13. Re:cool beans by sirsex · · Score: 1

      But lasers are not regulated by the FCC (at least here in the U.S., don't know what agency you guys up at the pole have) so feel free to install any jamming device you see fit.

    14. Re:cool beans by lommer · · Score: 1

      exactly how do you plan to jam a laser?

      AFAIK, the only effective way to do that would be to put mirrors on your car, and it's not like that wouldn't be extremely unnoticable (but not neccesarily illegal). Point is though, laser range-finders are next to impossible to either detect (until it's too late) or jam.

    15. Re:cool beans by tshak · · Score: 2

      The US uses Laser extensively too. AFAIK the problem with Laser is that the officer can only use it while stationary, whereas radar can be used while they are driving.

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    16. Re:cool beans by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I am actually waiting for the radar sucking paint they use on stealth bombers for my car.

      The angle also plays a big part. You need a car with angles that point either up or down. Pardon my Ascii art, but the body would perhaps look something like this:

      <=o==o==>

      60's Corvette?

      The windows would also have to be fairly steeply slopped. I think that front and back windows are sufficiently sloped for road-level radar guns on most cars.

      I bet Saddam Hussein wants one of these.

    17. Re: cool beans by shogun · · Score: 2

      >Just mount a coffee can on your fender, pack it full of shredded aluminum foil and gunpowder, wire your radar detector to set it off, and you can slip through the speed trap in a cloud of chaff.

      I think you might be sues then by the British Air Force for breach of patent/copyright, sound a little similiar to Operation Window.

      yeah i know its the same as contemporary chaff, but I had to find the first instance. ;)

    18. Re:cool beans by Chrysophrase · · Score: 1

      Illustrated man?

      What about an illustrated (living room) wall? Change pattern & color whenever you like. NEVER redecorate.

      Or one step further:
      Paint your Screen(TM). Easy to apply. Allow 2 hours to dry. Your viewing experience will never be the same!

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    19. Re:cool beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be nice. Additionally to the paint, the shape of these stealth bombers (B2) also plays a big role in being "invisible". So your car has to look quite the same - sharp corners, no parallel pieces, etc.

      But IFF you get that paint - I'll be the first one interested to share the can ;-)

    20. Re:cool beans by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1
      You may laugh, but there is already an application that is somewhat similar to what you were talking about in regards to a "mood tattoo"

      Color Changing Tattoo's to Help Diabetics monitor sugar levels

      Now *that* is pretty cool.

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    21. Re:cool beans by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 2, Informative

      Negative.

      Black cars with no trim and a low profile are practically invisible to LIDAR not radar.

      Has something to do with finding a decent reflective surface to bounce the beam off of.

      (Another reason the Ohio Highway Gestapo mandates the use of front plates)

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    22. Re:cool beans by jelle · · Score: 2

      Oh man, combine that with animations and it becomes scary.

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  4. Need to read slower... by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 4, Funny
    I thought it said "Nanotech Pants For Military"

    Needless to say, I was rather befuddled on the benefits of really small pants to the Army.

    1. Re:Need to read slower... by bricriu · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read the exact same thing. I, however, thought nanotech pants would be normal-sized, but endowed with several standard sci-fi add-ons... enhanced speed, adaptive camoflage, and, most importantly, "evacuation reclamation" for material replentishment. I mean, who wouldn't want to be able to piss bullets for real?

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    2. Re:Need to read slower... by red_dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whoa. Interesting. Just think of the advertisements for consumer products based on this:

      Dockers Nanotech Pants: Because Women Want More From You

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    3. Re:Need to read slower... by ptomblin · · Score: 5, Funny

      '"Digital Pants" or "Smarty Pants" are an important part of our future strategy.'

      Now I'll sit back and wait for somebody to spot the reference and correct any errors I made.

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    4. Re:Need to read slower... by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

      Piss razor blades perhaps?
      Oh no, that would be the navy after a stop-over in Thailand.

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    5. Re:Need to read slower... by msheppard · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't be using the words "Nano" and "Pants" in the same sentance in front of any of the Army guys I know.

      M@
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    6. Re:Need to read slower... by Hadlock · · Score: 2, Funny

      how about shit a brick?

      :)

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    7. Re:Need to read slower... by RustyTaco · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the exact same thing. I kept having to stop and think to myself: "PaInts, not pants"

      Digital Pants(tm) activate!

      Hmm, must be an IRQ conflict.

      - RustyTaco

    8. Re:Need to read slower... by mblase · · Score: 2


      I read that too. I, also, would like pants that can change color with the press of an electronic switch, or that can repair small cracks or rips automatically. Being able to change length from a one-inch break to cargo shorts to, well, nothin' would just be a bonus.

    9. Re:Need to read slower... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's what I don't get, when you are picking up a whore, no matter where you are, why wouldn't you use a condom?

      I know I was talking to some crack head while wandering the streets of Ft. Lauderdale at 3AM. He was telling me about this whore he liked. He really wanted to cum inside her, but she wouldn't let him. I asked him why, he said he really didn't like to cum in a condom. I stopped, not wanting to try to figure out the logic of what a crack head was saying. But just posed the quesion, "why didn't you just cum on her tits then?" He revealed that is exactly what he ended up doing.

      Later as we walked we came to a Win Dixie. He found sitting on the window ledge a half smoked cigarette. He asked me if I thought it would be okay to smoke. I replied, "sure I don't think the owner will see you taking it, and it may have been there for days, and the person just forgot it." He told me he didn't care about that, he was more worried about getting germs from it.

    10. Re:Need to read slower... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't ask, Don't tell!

    11. Re:Need to read slower... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they *are* working on nanotech pants.

      Google it. It was a story I saw a *long* time ago, but the general idea was to ressurect the idea of mail (As in, the armor) patterns, on a nanomolecular scale. Something along the lines of, 'Better'n kevlar!', if I remember right. (As I said, it was a while ago, and my memory isn't what it used to be.)

    12. Re:Need to read slower... by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Got the reference (I LOVE YOU, TDTIAB!). Close enough, though some overly-pedantic twit will no doubt post the exact transcript later. :)

    13. Re:Need to read slower... by RocketRay · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Obligatory....

      1. Make Army Nanotech pants
      2. ???
      3. Victory! errr, Profit!

    14. Re:Need to read slower... by abdulla · · Score: 1

      Well those midgets weren't there for research purposes.

    15. Re:Need to read slower... by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      I'm still not joining your moleman army.

    16. Re:Need to read slower... by mumkin · · Score: 2

      I thought it said "Nanotech Pants For Military"

      So did I, but I assumed that it was a follow-up to this article from Jan '01 about nano-pants. What's become of those fabled fibers?

    17. Re:Need to read slower... by Snafoo · · Score: 2

      In other words, a modern version of....
      Techno-Trousers!

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    18. Re:Need to read slower... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, just paint your wall with the nanopaints. Point your wireless video connection at the wall. Instant home theatre.

  5. NOO!!! Nano paint by luckybob83 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That just adds more headaches for me and the other mechanics in the Army

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    1. Re:NOO!!! Nano paint by EverDense · · Score: 1

      That just adds more headaches for me and the other mechanics in the Army

      Yeah, just wait until you see the size of the brushes they are going to expect you to use.

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    2. Re:NOO!!! Nano paint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smaller than the toothbrush they make me use to paint with?

  6. Magic structure-fixing paint? by MattCohn.com · · Score: 3, Insightful

    would also repair micro-cracks and fractures without the need for service

    ...? Does this sound... not right? I meen, yes, cosmeticly it would be repaired. But it would create structual week points. This could be a big danger to those inside under millitary conditions.

    1. Re:Magic structure-fixing paint? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does this sound... not right? I meen, yes, cosmeticly it would be repaired. But it would create structual week points. This could be a big danger to those inside under millitary conditions.

      In the article it sounds more like they want the 'paint' to alert the occupants and/or mechanics/technicians to structural problems rather than for it to make the repairs itself.

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    2. Re:Magic structure-fixing paint? by davidstrauss · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      ...structual week points...

      If it cracks in just the right place, you go back in time seven days.

    3. Re:Magic structure-fixing paint? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I seem to remember a white paint from a few years back that was being tested on Airliners.

      Apparently, if struck by hard objects the paint "BLED". That is, the white paint turned blue under stress.

      Tiny little blue dots on an airplane might just indicate that it had run into your average airborne items such as hailstones or birds, but larger blue splotches would be a visual clue that there was an impact to the plane that might warrent some attention.

      I never heard if this paint went into full-time service or not, but this was many years ago that I heard about it.

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    4. Re:Magic structure-fixing paint? by duck_prime · · Score: 1
      would also repair micro-cracks and fractures without the need for service

      ...? Does this sound... not right? I meen, yes, cosmeticly it would be repaired. But it would create structual week points.
      ... unless the stuff actually works, in which case the microcracks would be fixed. Unfortunately, the exit hatch might also get "fixed" shut. Whoops...
  7. Invisibility cloak by djkitsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And that's half way along the path to nano-coatings which blend in with the scenery behind you...

    "Is that you or is it just a blurry lamppost?" ...or is is a cloaked Klingon Warbird?

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    1. Re:Invisibility cloak by michaeli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Invisibility cloak? Using nanotech paints, I think this is much further from reality than the article suggests.

      The idea, I assume, of "invisibility" would br to paint an object (in this case a tank or a private's helmet - "Aieeee!!! These guys have no heads! Attack of the zombies, run for your lives!!!") the same colour and pattern as the background, thus making it indistinguishible from those objects behind it (similar concept to those noise-cancelling headphones)

      The fundamental problem with this is, what perspective do you assume the object is being viewed from? There will be a different background for every different position from which you view the object. You could assume the viewer was a certain distance from the object, making the number of discernable perspectives fewer in number (not even taking into consideration multiple heights at which a viewer could be), but then you still have to conquer the idea of projecting a few (ten, hundred) thousand colours of light from each point on the object (and in many different directions).

      I believe it was misleading to state a practical possibility of attaining invisibility with nanotech paint. It sounds very exciting in terms of applying a general camoflage or solid-colour paint (wouldn't mind some for my car - Cops: "crrrrck... um, yeah, we have a black 2002 Volkswagon golf speeding West on the 401... car 41, do you copy? crrrck..." Me: "hmmm, black? I think not. Yellow seems good right about now."

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    2. Re:Invisibility cloak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I can't figure out is why they don't paint airplanes blue/grey to appear the same color as the sky.

    3. Re:Invisibility cloak by russellh · · Score: 1
      There will be a different background for every different position from which you view the object.

      Yep. But picture this: the tank is rolling by. It's got a camo pattern on it. But the pattern appears to be staying still as the tank moves forward, making it harder to discern. how? the nanotech paint changes the position of the pattern according to the speed at which the tank is moving. I think that's about as close to "invisibility" as one could get.

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  8. Wow, that's so cool... by name_already_in_use · · Score: 1

    nanopaints, that is like pretty amazing, I think. It is like Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age coming to fruition. Think of all the non-military application too, like even homeless areas could look good thanks to the self-repair process.

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    1. Re:Wow, that's so cool... by scott1853 · · Score: 3

      homeless areas could look good thanks to the self-repair process

      Homeless people don't have houses, so what's to repair? And even if you meant low-income areas, they couldn't afford the paint to begin with. I'm betting the cost to paint a tank with this stuff would be equal to the cost of providing aluminum siding for an entire block.

    2. Re:Wow, that's so cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably meant homeless shelters. In my experience, they are always glad to have someone volunteer to do painting work.

      For conventional painting, the cost of the paint and rollers is negligible. It's labor that's expensive. But with this stuff, it will probably be the other way around.

    3. Re:Wow, that's so cool... by monkey23 · · Score: 1

      screw that - paint the homeless people and set it to blend in with whatever underpass they happen to be soiling at the moment..

    4. Re:Wow, that's so cool... by scott1853 · · Score: 1

      That's not a good suggestion considering so many of the /. crowd will be under that bridge in the near future when their unemployment/savings runs out ;)

  9. "What we hope this coating can do is amazing." by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I hope the Playstation 3 can do is amazing. However, that means exactly jack shit in terms of reality. I really wish we could get news of some real advancements, rather than PR announcements of new research projects.

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    1. Re:"What we hope this coating can do is amazing." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, all your hopes are shit? Man, that's a pretty harsh attitude. Gotta be depressing...

  10. Sounds great by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But what about the automotive industry? Where planned obsolesence will no longer work if this technology is introduced? Sure it's military technology now, but in a few years, it'll trickle into the main stream... and then what? Are the cars of the future going to come with a monthly service fee? Cuz right now planned obsolesence is what keeps them in the black... If I could buy a car that would fix itself for years to come, I would. Why buy a new one every 3-5 years as we're required to now since all the damn parts break...

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    1. Re:Sounds great by Moridineas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Planned obsolescence bah. Changing styles and added features in cars do plenty to drive the industry currently. And besides which, do you really think if not for the greedy manufacturers today we'd all be driving mint condition 30 year old cars now? pssssh.

      and also what cars are you driving that break down enough to warrant a new car every 3-5 years? I'm driving one of my families cars now, and the shortest we've had any car in my lifetime has been about 8 years--and most longer.

    2. Re:Sounds great by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      but in a few years, it'll trickle into the main stream...

      In a few years? I bet we see spammers selling nanotech paint within a few weeks!

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    3. Re:Sounds great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the shortest we've had any car in my lifetime has been about 8 years--and most longer. Yeah, but to get that kind of life you have to do awful maintainace tasks like oil and filter changes. And you probably go through the trouble of warming up your car on cold days too. Sooo much effort for the average person,it is much easier to blame to automotive induatry for requiring such tedious chores than to actually take time and do them.

    4. Re:Sounds great by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But what about the automotive industry? Where planned obsolesence will no longer work if this technology is introduced?

      Calm down, man, we're talking about paint that MIGHT be able to make repair cracks in the paint job. This is not going to keep your car working.

      Sure it's military technology now, but in a few years, it'll trickle into the main stream... and then what?

      No, it's not even military technology now... they are in the EARLY EARLY EARLY planning stages. You're looking at many years from now before this technology is available.

      Cuz right now planned obsolesence is what keeps them in the black...

      Strange, I thought selling cars for more than it cost to make them is what kept them in the black.

      If I could buy a car that would fix itself for years to come, I would.

      But you can't, so you won't.

      Why buy a new one every 3-5 years as we're required to now since all the damn parts break...

      fixing paint cracks != fixing cars

      YIKES!

      (I bet you don't even change your oil and oil filter every 3000 miles, do you? Then you wonder why your engine breaks down.)

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    5. Re:Sounds great by elmegil · · Score: 2
      Cuz right now planned obsolesence is what keeps them in the black...

      I hardly see that. I have an 8 year old Saturn that shows very few signs of slowing down as long as I keep up the maintenance on it. What seems to keep the car companies in the black from my perspective is people who can't stand to have anything that's out of date (gotta have the latest & greatest), or who think that 0% interest is reason enough to go in debt even though your car has another 5-10 years in it.

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    6. Re:Sounds great by derch · · Score: 1

      Yep, parts break.

      It'd be planned obsolesence but for a small fact: manufacturers make replacement parts. On top of that, it's cheaper to replace parts than to buy a new car.

      Personally, my car is running fine, has never required any major work, and is going on a decade old.

    7. Re:Sounds great by rhost89 · · Score: 1

      You must not drive very far then, I put 50k mi on a car in a year, you show me a car that can do 400k without any major problems and ill make you a rich man.

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    8. Re:Sounds great by dlb · · Score: 1

      If it's technology that the military is interested in, and they're making it public, then chances are they already have it working.

    9. Re:Sounds great by PsychoKiller · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Strange, I thought selling cars for more than it cost to make them is what kept them in the black.

      Nope. Car manufacturers are in the business of selling parts. Give away the razor, sell the blades.

      Many cars sell for less than what it costs to make them, Cavalier and Sunfire from the GM product line come to mind.

    10. Re:Sounds great by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      until my dad died a year ago, my dad would buy an 82'-86' boat of a caddilac every three years with 50-60k miles on it, and then drive it 240-370k miles, only changing the tires, oil, and regular maintinence. these things are TANKS. and not casual use, either. we did all of our camping in colorado and washington stat mountains, road trips, and hauling/towing with these puppies. plus they get 25 mpg @ 65 on the highway.

      i have no idea about the newer caddies, since they're mostly front wheel drive, but i've never seen a properly maintienced caddy break before 300,000 miles.

      oh yeah, and an 82-86 caddy is NOT expensive. you can buy one with $1200 cash, instead of the $2500 asking price. at least, that's how we bought our last 4 caddies, and my caddy.

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    11. Re:Sounds great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a '91 Explorer with 180,000 miles on it and its still kicking. You need to stop buying shitty cars.

    12. Re:Sounds great by RustyTaco · · Score: 5, Informative

      I work for a small research company that does a lot of stuff for the DoD.(Ok, I work when I'm not trolling slashdot, really.) Every so often, it varies by the branch, they throw out a big list(think 3" book) technologies they want. It's very public . I assure you very little, if anything from those solicitations works. Most of the work we do is evaluating if some methods of attacking a problem are even remotely plasable. Once some small fry like us proves it do-able, and reasonable then they'll usually throw it to one of the "Big Boys", Raytheon etc, to turn into something they can directly use.

      Bottom line, the miliary wants lots of things, most of them would make a Sci-Fi author giggle.

      - RustyTaco

    13. Re:Sounds great by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope. Car manufacturers are in the business of selling parts.

      I know they are in the business of selling parts. They are also in the business of selling cars. They are also in the business of supplying car loans (most of the OEM's anyway).

      Yet they stay in the black because they sell the cars for more than it costs to make them.

      Many cars sell for less than what it costs to make them, Cavalier and Sunfire from the GM product line come to mind.

      I don't doubt that some cars cost more than what they are sold for. My dad's got a Prius, which they are losing money on in the short term. But I seriously doubt "many" cars sell for less than what it costs to make them.

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    14. Re:Sounds great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Many cars sell for less than what it costs to make them, Cavalier and Sunfire from the GM product line come to mind."

      Not true. If you look at the accounts for the major car rental fleets, you'll see that they buy vehicles for less than half the price we pay. Retail dealer mark-ups are not small, but they're not 50%. So if car manufacturers make no profit selling at retail you can't expect me to believe that they're selling them at massive losses to a rental company.

      The truth is that car manufacturers make massive manipulations of their accounts using the full range of their international operations and their associated "profit centers" to make some operations/products "look" like they're unprofitable. This allows them to whine for breaks on things that "cost more" like decent locks to prevent theft, decent fuel consumption and decent emissions.

      Where are ceramic engines? Where is pneumatic valve gear? Consigned to the garbage can of "still being able to make money selling junk", that's where!

    15. Re:Sounds great by verch · · Score: 1

      This list is amazingly fascinating! The military is actually interested in researching nanoexplosives. Its really like something from a SciFi movie.

    16. Re:Sounds great by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      Many people who have just enough money (but not rich) aren't buying new cars because the old one is causing too much trouble, but figuratively, to change the dashboard every few years; they're just bored with the old one.

    17. Re:Sounds great by jsfetzik · · Score: 1

      Try a Mercedes. They give out special badges for your front grill at 150,000 mile increments. Personally knew someone with 3 of these badges.

      With regular maintenance, decent care and no abuse many Mercedes pass the 500,000 mile mark. The long lived ones are all diesels btw. There is even one that has gone over 1 million miles, although the original engine only lasted about 900,000 miles.

      Volvo also has long lived cars, including the Guiness record holder at over 1.5 million miles and is still driven on a regular basis by the original owner who bought it in the mid 60's. Volvo gives out grill badges every 100,000 miles.

    18. Re:Sounds great by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      If I could buy a car that would fix itself for years to come, I would. Why buy a new one every 3-5 years as we're required to now since all the damn parts break...

      Huh?

      There is no "planned obsolesence" in the automotive industry. There's simply real economic choices, and maintenance fees.

      Every vehicle I've seen owned by a private citizen could be serviced by said private citizen for quite some time to come. Heck, only my parents (computer geeks both) have cars that aren't older than 1998--five year old models.

      Oh, and you can get cars with "monthy service fees" right now; get a leased car with a maintenance agreement.

    19. Re:Sounds great by karnal · · Score: 2

      Actually, when I look at the cost of replacing parts on any car, it's obvious one of two things is happening:

      1. The car manufacturer sure is selling these at a loss, and making one heck of a killing on the parts (your view).

      2. The car manufacturer is making hand over fist money on the car, and the parts are horrendously marked up.

      I tend to sway a little towards #1, because even with aftermarket parts, it still costs a buttload of money (yes, a buttload of money) to "buy" all of the parts required to put a car together (not to mention the labor). However, I also tend to think parts are marked up a bit; partially because GM can't seem to keep similar parts on more than 1 car in each lineup (sorry, my own rant there....)

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    20. Re:Sounds great by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      One car that lasted quite well was a Saab. There was a ford explorer that I *think* was just about 6.5 years old when I kinda got in a wreck..oops. I couldn't tell you offhand the mileage, but I know the saab was put through a lot. It did require some work to keep it up (the turbo died at one point) but it's still being driven and is an '86 i think.

    21. Re:Sounds great by dirtmerchant · · Score: 1

      I think you're being a bit short-sighted on the practical applications of a technology like this. Its an old idea (nan-caplets of what amounts to glue that break and form temporary bonds) and functions in much the same way that a broken bone heals itself. so why not "paint" every metal surface, including the engine parts. while this obviously wouldn't work for every mechanical failure, it sure as hell would cut down on the damage done by someone not changing their oil every 3000 miles (which by the way is grossly excessive).

    22. Re:Sounds great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any good car (not cheapo car of the week) properly maintained could last 400k, and be relatively drivable, too. I have an Audi quattro turbo (1987) with 370,000miles. I have gone through 4 fuel pumps, a couple tranducers on the igniton module, 2 heater fans, 2 windshields, multiple sets of tires and break parts. Aside from those things, I have changed engine oil every 2-3k miles, and little else.

      It still runs like a champ. It can sure suprise the hell out of most of the rice burners around here. Keep in mind, this thing is a ~3000lb sedan. It dosen't have all the nicities more modern cars do, but it's a comfortable ride. I don't doubt for a moment that a similar car could easily put up with your abuse for 8 years, if you would take care of it. Audis do not like to be neglected.

    23. Re:Sounds great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      changing their oil every 3000 miles (which by the way is grossly excessive).

      Are you an automotive mechanic?

    24. Re:Sounds great by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Who needs nanoexplosives when you can simply make a Grey Goo program melt the target?

    25. Re:Sounds great by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2

      Actually, "grey goo" per say is pretty much impossible, due to thermodynamics (heat engines at the molecular level are very inefficient, and it takes a LOT of energy to melt rock or steel)

    26. Re:Sounds great by PsychoKiller · · Score: 2

      partially because GM can't seem to keep similar parts on more than 1 car in each lineup (sorry, my own rant there....)

      Are you serious? GM is notorious for using parts across many products. The small block chevy has been used from 55 up to today (yes there have been slight changes). Injectors are the same for pretty much every port fuel injected application, throttle bodies, transmissions, rear ends etc. My 82-92 Firebird uses the same rear shocks as a 59-63 Vette as an example.

      You just need to know where to look. www.diy-efi.org is a good place to start.

    27. Re:Sounds great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.gmpricing.com

      Login: employee
      Password: pricing

    28. Re:Sounds great by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Nope. Car manufacturers are in the business of selling parts. Give away the razor, sell the blades.

      Wow, either american cars are really crap, or you're an idiot. This isn't an XBOX people. Yes, most car companies sell one or two models as a loss leader, but not to make money on parts!!! The reason they do it is because if you buy a cheapo toyota when you're young, you're more likely to buy a decent toyota when you're older.

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    29. Re: Sounds great by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2


      > 2. The car manufacturer is making hand over fist money on the car, and the parts are horrendously marked up.

      Mostly 2. That's also the economic motive behind car theft. There's a huge countereconomy for laundering the parts of stolen cars and feeding them back into parts stores.

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    30. Re:Sounds great by lommer · · Score: 1

      I have to say that those lists are among the coolest things that I've seen from the military. Can you imagine having the job of just sitting around and brainstorming that stuff up all day?

      That said, some of the items on those lists are really whack:
      - SB031-006 Virtual Soldier Scan (wtf is this?)
      - SB031-019 Distributed Electronics (you mean a WAN?)
      - AF03-009 Spatially Modulated Reflective Membranes for High-Dynamic-Range Wavefront Control (a what?)
      - AF03-265 Reduction of Arsenic in Water (what do they want that for?)

      I know I could scroll down and find the full briefing for each of these, but reading the list itself takes enough time...

    31. Re:Sounds great by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      OK, so it takes 87 years to melt the tank...
      Unless the weapon can use energy from the target's fuel and ammunition...Although it might be simplest to just pick up all the fuel and explosive molecules and pile them up in a place which will cause... trouble.

    32. Re:Sounds great by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2

      Nope. Car manufacturers are in the business of selling parts. Give away the razor, sell the blades.

      Actually, most car manufacturers make money from the more popular vehicles that they are able to sell at high prices - recently, SUV's; also fairly recently, minivans. The cheaper cars are mostly there just to promote brand loyalty.

    33. Re:Sounds great by ShooterNeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The whole problem with envisioning self replicating nanotech engines is that most people don't realize this self replication would only occur in carefully controlled conditions. That is, conditions not found on earth or anywhere else in the solar system. The goo would only be able to reproduce in special vats where enough energy and the right materials is available, as well as cooling systems to get rid of all the waste heat from thousands of nanotech engines. OTHERWISE, these devices would already exist (actually, they do. Its called the cell, and its a near optimal result for the given conditions. That's why the fear of some magical "grey goo" going wild and eating up everything is unfounded, because that would imply creating a life form far superior to current life and out-competing it)

      As for destroying tanks, a far more deadly weapon would be small autonomous robots that swarm in by the hundreds...about the size of a baseball or so. They would be equipped with shaped charges.

    34. Re:Sounds great by Zurk · · Score: 1

      do you have to reveal the algorithms you come up with or is a working prototype sufficient ?
      how detailed do those feasability reports you have to submit back to them have to be ?

    35. Re:Sounds great by karnal · · Score: 2

      Those "slight changes" are kind of my point though...

      Realistically, though, I was basing my opinion on the fact that I can take a power steering pump from my '79 cougar and put it in my roomate's '94 mustang...

      Now that's part re-use.. :)

      Thanks for the link, however. I do my own work on my 3 vehicles; new info is always welcome.

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    36. Re:Sounds great by RustyTaco · · Score: 1
      do you have to reveal the algorithms you come up with or is a working prototype sufficient ? how detailed do those feasability reports you have to submit back to them have to be ?
      Well, we deal with materials so it's more along the lines of "uh, yeah, we think we might be able to actually produce a little bit of material with these properties, if you give us more money (Phase II)." I'm not sure big the monthly reports are, but the finals are generally 30-60 pages with lots of pictures.

      - RustyTaco
    37. Re:Sounds great by ProfessorPuke · · Score: 2
      The fear isn't unfounded- as far as we know, our grandchildren could wipe themselves out in a Grey Goo scenario (either uncontrolled nanotech, or just rampant genetically engineered organisms).


      Just because a superefficient self-replicating device doesn't already exist, doesn't mean it never will exist. There's the concept of irreducible complexity, which you most often hear of when "creation scientists" try to prove that "macro"-evolution is completely impossible.


      Of course, they're wrong in claiming that current lifeforms couldn't have evolved, but we can't be sure that we'll never invent a useful cellular structures which is irreducibly complex: not useful enough in intermediate form to allow an organism to develope them gradually, but so powerful that it allows the creature to dominate its environment.
      Or worse, eliminate the environment (something Darwinian organisms will never do)


      Here's a simplified example of how a single evil geneticist could wipe out humanity with 2040s technology:

      Existing disease organisms (including viruses) have evolved a tradeoff between their lethality and contagiousness. Nonlethal ones like "common cold" (and its million variants) are very contagious. Instantly fatal things like anthrax fungi don't spread very fast. Slow killers like HIV are in the middle. No disease could evolve to be both highly deadly and highly contagious, because it would immiedately consume its initial host population.

      But, an artificially created virus would be free of the Darwinian pressures that stops a completely kamikaze organism from evolving. A labratory-bred infection could spread by casual contact and barely impair the host at all, but have a hardwired timer so that after exactly 200 days it pours out botulism toxin and drops the victim instantly. The entire planet could be infected before the first symptoms are shown.


      That possibilities isn't as extreme as some Sci-Fi postulates, but they're all things to fear in the next century.

    38. Re:Sounds great by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2

      Good points. Nature can't find the VERY BEST solution to a problem, at least not very quickly. BUT, I'm saying that for very small and somewhat simple organisms that reproduce, the cell found in biology is probably near the optimal result. Dexel suggests that tinier machines can work, but I think that thermal limits will prevent precision machinery at that level. Certainly biology doesn't work that way, it instead relies on thermal chaos for many organisms to work. Plus, I don't see why fears of grey goo mean much because by the time its possible to design an intricate molecular machine of this complexity designing a simple "kill molecule" that gums it up and stops it will be much easier. HOWEVER, I do agree that in the NEAR future, NOT 2040 (like TODAY) a killer virus could be created. Inserting genes into viruses has already successfully been proven : if the evil person added say the mutated genes that cause cancer to a known contagious virus you would have a death weapon. Essentially, the victim might not even get sick from the virus but would have hundreds or thousands of his cells become cancerous (with a form of cancer chosen that has no known drugs that are effective against it). Hundreds of tumors would break out and irrevocably kill the person. While such a virus probably would have weaknesses and countermeasures, the parts of the world without the technology to counter them would die off horribly.

  11. My brother is working on a similar project by PhysicsScholar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He is on the executive board of this project at Rice University over in the United States.

    They're working on similar studies and experiments, and have been doing so since the late 1990s. From what I hear, it's going quite well and the funding is just extraordinary these days now that Republicans are in control of U.S. government policies these days.

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  12. electroic signture. by tcd004 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, pure speculation here. Wouldn't a military vehicle buzzing with nanomachines likely give off some sort of electroic signature that would be easy to detect? Just a question. I'm sure there are ways around it.

    tcd004
    What would you do with your own Oil company?

    1. Re:electroic signture. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Umm... yes a buzz.

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    2. Re:electroic signture. by adamfranco · · Score: 0

      Or, the enemy could just send out a big signal changing the paint on all of our tanks from cammo to bright red and white targets. Same thing could happen if WindowsTK* crashes.

      * TanK version to be developed for the military after heavy lobbying of congress. Remember, stablity is never an issue when designing OSes. DRM is.

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      "When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind." -- Bill Moyers
    3. Re:electroic signture. by KnightStalker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, I'm envisioning some enemy discovering the signal used to tell the paint to change color, then broadcasting a signal to turn all the US tanks hot pink.

      (I mean, it's not like they're going to have frequency-hopping strong crypto in the nano-paint. Right? :-)

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    4. Re:electroic signture. by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      I would think that the signature generated by the nanomachines would be detectable at a much shorter range than the infrared signature already generated by the vehicle.

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    5. Re:electroic signture. by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      You are making a presumption that our enemy will be technologically sophisticated. If you look at the last few wars we fought we have fought against people with no technology whatsoever. Iraq (desert storm, the 10 years of continual bombing since then and the upcoming war again), afghanistan, serbia, haiti, panama, palestine (through our proxy in Israel) etc. As a general rule we don't "pick on somebody our own size" and instead go after people who can't put up much of a fight.

      When we fight those people we tend to attack at night because they don't even have night vision glasses and we fight from 10,000 feet for the first few months because they don't have anti aircraft weapons to hit us with. We jam their radars and bomb their airports, we also bomb electricy and water supplies so that they are completely defenseless by the time we hit the ground with our people.

      The idea that some poor shmuck in some far off desert is going to have sophisticated nanotech detecting device is a stretch don't you think.

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    6. Re:electroic signture. by lommer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't imagine that they would be stupid enough to make all of the coatings controllable by radio RC. Rather, they would make the paint controlled by hard-wired circuitry in the tank. Granted, it would be nice for HQ to be able to issue one command as a convoy moved from grass to sand (or a similar situation) but the potential for disaster would be unbelievable. A simple human control selected by the driver should be far more effective.

      What I'd be looking forward to is when they mount cameras on the bottom of the tank, then switch the nano paint on the roof to match. Voila! your vehical just became completely invisible from the air.

    7. Re:electroic signture. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that idea is basically the thought process behind "Predator" style camoflauge. A great idea, but I think the processing power required would be unbelievable. Laying down on the desert floor is one thing, but imagine the same guy sprinting down a supermarket isle and the suit trying to keep up with the thousands of colors and shapes flying at it..some SERIOUS processing power would be needed to handle that kind of rapid changing.

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    8. Re:electroic signture. by tcd004 · · Score: 2

      I think your point is well taken, but if you applied the same assumptions to the nuclear arms race, you'd be quite suprised that the poor schmucks in North Korea, Pakistan, and maybe Bolivia posess nuclear weapons.

      Assuming your enemy will always be weaker than you, is a terrible weakness.

      tcd004

    9. Re:electroic signture. by egomaniac · · Score: 3, Informative

      Laying down on the desert floor is one thing, but imagine the same guy sprinting down a supermarket isle and the suit trying to keep up with the thousands of colors and shapes flying at it..some SERIOUS processing power would be needed to handle that kind of rapid changing.

      How is that even the tiniest bit different than what a video camera hooked up to a TV does?

      It captures an image and reproduces it elsewhere in real-time. That certainly doesn't require massive processing power, and the resolution of this device doesn't even need to be as high as a video camera, since all you're trying to do is blend in. Camouflage works perfectly well for blending in, and it's hardly a high-resolution duplicate of the surroundings.

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    10. Re:electroic signture. by shogun · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I'm envisioning some enemy discovering the signal used to tell the paint to change color, then broadcasting a signal to turn all the US tanks hot pink.

      They're not that colour already?

    11. Re:electroic signture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for someone who's been around as long as you, you sure make the stupidest comments I've ever read. I've been following your progress for many months now shogun, and you just don't get it, do you? What did you do - buy your ./ id on ebay?

    12. Re:electroic signture. by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Personally I think nuklear weapons are overrated. Make a list of all countries which have used nuclear weapons in war and it contains only one name "United States of America". Make a list of countries which have threatened nuclear war another country and it will only contain one name "United States of Amrica".

      The only country which will ever use nuclear weapons is the US. All other countries are trying to get them to fend off an attack from us.

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    13. Re:electroic signture. by Annnoying+Coward · · Score: 1

      How is that even the tiniest bit different than what a video camera hooked up to a TV does?

      Superficially, it isn't, but imagine that you would want to project to every direction possible direction, or even every probable viewing direction. How do you decide what is probable direction? How do you get the image from every probable directions behind?

      Then, to illustrate: How many directions there are in an angle? ir one degree enough to not look jumpy, or do you need radians, minutes or seconds?

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    14. Re:electroic signture. by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Make a list of countries which have threatened nuclear war another country and it will only contain one name "United States of Amrica".

      Not quite true, look at India and Pakistan, both have whom have recently detonated nuclear devices just to prove to the other that they could. It's also arguable that Israel's nukes have been a sufficient deterrent to numerically-superior and chemically-armed Arab states.

      The only country which will ever use nuclear weapons is the US. All other countries are trying to get them to fend off an attack from us.

      I've mentioned India and Pakistan, but the danger we face is not from a nuclear-armed country but from a nuclear-armed non-country, like a terrorist network for example. After the breakup of the Soviet Empire, it's not even necessary to have the technological infrastructure to manufacture your own weapons these days.

    15. Re:electroic signture. by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Not quite true, look at India and Pakistan, both have whom have recently detonated nuclear devices just to prove to the other that they could. It's also arguable that Israel's nukes have been a sufficient deterrent to numerically-superior and chemically-armed Arab states. "

      None of this contradicts what I have said. Neither India nor Pakistan have ever used nukes nor have ever explicitly threatened to use nukes while the US has done both. We bombed Japan (twice) with nukes and have explicitly threatened Iraq.

      As for Israel it's not nukes that are deterring it's the military might of the US. Attacking Israel means the US will bomb your ass. Although I for one don't see exactly what possible benefit we get from shielding israel from it's enemies the fact remains that israel is the tail that wags the american dog.

      "I've mentioned India and Pakistan, but the danger we face is not from a nuclear-armed country but from a nuclear-armed non-country, like a terrorist network for example. After the breakup of the Soviet Empire, it's not even necessary to have the technological infrastructure to manufacture your own weapons these days."

      There is no need for nuclear weapons when chemical and biological weapons are so much easier to use, make, carry, and deploy. I'll give you an example.

      Two terrorists could drive from the canadian border to mexico via the west. Along the way they could inject several hundred cows with mad cow disease and or hoof and mouth disease. After getting to mexico (and flying off to whereever) they announce what they have done. VOILA!. The economy of the west collapses, thousands of ranchers are out of work and they are angry at the US govt, the liberals, the environmentalists, the UN and wht have you (they were angry at them anyway so it's not much of a leap). They join militias and the entire western US goes into a chaos.

      A couple of bottles of a vaccine and they can deliver a devestating blow the US.

      Also remember nukes work best when dropped from a plane. Ideally they should be exploded in the air.

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  13. one word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ph4t.
    seriously, "repair cracks"? sounds a little far fetched to me.

  14. War applications by alim · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can run red-lights! And you'll never see me!!! Muahahaa!

    1. Re:War applications by mmol_6453 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah...but being invisible doesn't protect you from physical collisions.

      Besides...I don't think they'll be able to change color that quickly, at least, not for a long time. (Though, looking at the acceleration of things, "long" might only mean ten to twenty years.)

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  15. Nanotech pants? by Plutor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why the army would want microscopic pants is beyond me..

    1. Re:Nanotech pants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this funny? Someone already posted this.

    2. Re:Nanotech pants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the army would want microscopic pants is beyond me.

      Why anyone would think that dyslexia is funny is beyond me.

  16. Apply with fiberoptics by vnsnes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mix this in with fiberoptics or cameras, and you can have your the paint display what is on the opposite side of the vehicle. You will effectively see through the vehicle.

    1. Re:Apply with fiberoptics by kippy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This idea is brought up every time /. posts a story about adaptive paints. As has been pointed out before, the best we could hope for with this tech is to be able to adaptively change colors to blend in with the colors of your surroundings like a chameleon. If you're in a patch of grass, you'd turn green, in the desert tan...

      You wouldn't get Predator-style invisibility because the uniform would have no way of knowing what the viewer's vantage point is. Thus, the suit can't just paint what's "behind" you because it doesn't know where "in front of" is.

  17. Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the dream of every geek and habitual speeder out there: car paint jobs that change at the tap of a button.

    If the paint is active as well, I'd like to see how well it does combating rust 24/7.

    Imagine...driving along and you decide you want a red car...or maybe a black car...or how about zebra stripes.

    Or maybe a lot of huge rust spots, for when you're asking for money ;-)

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    1. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by mustangdavis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better yet, hook up the body of your car to your stereo's EQ!! Hopefully the paint can react to different electric charges that your EQ can send through it. This way, not only do you save money by not having to purchase a really cool looking LED EQ, but now even deaf people know when you're thumping down the street!

    2. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Imagine...driving along and you decide you want a red car...or maybe a black car...or how about zebra stripes.

      Remember the 1970's custom van craze, with elaborate Frazetta-looking airbrush murals? Now imagine the same kitschy artwork, only animated. Are you having flashbacks? No, the Greatful Dead skeleton on that guy's van really is waving at you.

      Or instead of mere bumper stickers, SUVs could now sport political blogs that cover the entire side of the vehicle. Meme warfare on wheels!

      Another application: imagine you break the posted speed limit, and not only does your onboard compliance-monitor signal the highway patrol, but your vehicle starts flashing bright ugly blue to let everyone else know what you did...

      >;K

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    3. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Diamon · · Score: 2

      Or how about the Tach? "I clocked you going Red in a Blue zone."

    4. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Diamon · · Score: 2

      To save everyone the trouble of correcting me, I of course meant speedometer. Odometer could be fun too. I've got to get a new car, mine just turned brown last week.

    5. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by MisterFancypants · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seems like the type of thing law enforcement agencies would be against. As soon as you put out an APB for a black 4 door sedan, poof its a green 4 door sedan.

      Of course, you can't usually stop progress just to make someone's jobs easier, but I can imagine this will be a long time off for consumer use due to these and other debates, even if the technology is perfected soon. And even when/if it comes to pass, I'd imagine you'll have to compromise to legally use this system (by having a car that reports your GPS location on a lojack-like system, or such).

    6. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Schnapple · · Score: 2
      car paint jobs that change at the tap of a button
      Yeah but what will wind up happening is this - Microsoft will come out with it on one of their cars (c'mon, you know there will be MS-powered cars at some point) and then they'll get sued by auto body makers for putting them out of business by making their optional feature standard and unremovable.
    7. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Asprin · · Score: 2


      Seems like the type of thing law enforcement agencies would be against. As soon as you put out an APB for a black 4 door sedan, poof its a green 4 door sedan.

      Not an issue, my friend. Thanks to your car's escrow key and a couple of suitable laws, law enforcement can now change YOUR paint job to hot ink with lime green stripes and a giant helicopter-visible bulls-eye on the top labeled "ARREST ME! CASE #2991822"

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    8. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

      Fat chance, they won't even let you drive with neons turned on in most states.

    9. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by suqur · · Score: 1

      It's also the dream of every Grand Theft Auto III geek out there! How nice it would be to get those cops off your tail by being able to change the color of the paint on your jacked car instead of driving all the way over to the Paint Shop!

    10. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by suqur · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, this would be either really good or really bad for auto insurance. Red cars cost more to insure. So turn it blue, or silver, or some other (cheaper) color. But if they ever found out about your nano-paint... maybe they'd charge you for having a red, black, and all the colors of the rainbow.... argh

    11. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by girish · · Score: 2, Funny

      oh, jeez, we are gonna have those crazy people, like the people who use blink in html, paint their cars in this stuff and have it change colors randomly and go blinking down the highway... man, that would be a nightmare..

    12. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by kevlar · · Score: 1

      I can't see that getting too far... too much distraction. People can't even be trusted to talk and drive at the same time.

    13. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So cops are going to start pulling people over based on engine speed rather than road speed? You're dum.

    14. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got to get a new car, mine just turned brown last week.

      Why? Did you crap on it?

    15. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, there's not a (-1, Stupid) moderation.

      Fortunately, there is my foes list.

    16. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by zsmooth · · Score: 1

      I worked in an auto insurance-related field for 3 years doing research on different companies underwriting and rates, and never once found a company that charged more to insure a car based on color. In fact, I believe this is a well-perpetuated myth. If you have a solid example of a company that surcharges for red cars, I'd love to know who it is.

      I hear that red cars may (and probably do) get pulled over more often, which will their insurance, but they're not charged more initially by the insurance companies.

    17. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which will their insurance

      Which will WHAT their insurance, you moron???

    18. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by G-funk · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Fat chance, they won't even let you drive with neons turned on in most states.

      Thank christ. Any idiot with shit like that on his car needs to be dragged out of it and beaten senseless with a clue-by-four.

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    19. Re:Can't wait for this to be demilitarized. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, in addition to deploying the airbags, in an accident it will polarize the hull plating?

      nerd nerd, yes I know, that's why I'm posting AC...

  18. This sounds like futuro mumbo jumbo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know, ice! Ice! Ha!

  19. A Slight Alteration. by Madsci · · Score: 2, Funny

    This article is 10 times more amusing if you replace "paints" with pants. Try it, you'll see. Nanotechnology pants for all! I am so drunk.

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    1. Re:A Slight Alteration. by longhairedgnome · · Score: 0

      come on, mod this up

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    2. Re:A Slight Alteration. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no way, this has already been posted enough times. it's not funny anymore.

    3. Re:A Slight Alteration. by Madsci · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you'll notice, I posted it at the same time that the original pants comment was posted. The other poster's comment, which has attained a score of 5:funny, was simply seconds before mine. So lay off.

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  20. How about using OLEDs? by friendofafriend · · Score: 2
    Instead of nano paints, why not use this just-around-the-corner technology...

    Roll up tank camo?

  21. Nice eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that huge amount of butthead pilots will be able to paint sharks and pinkups on several-million-dollars top-notch airplanes with a high level of resolution, something that will make a lot of difference when they get bombed and burned.

    1. Re:Nice eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's going to be useful when airplanes get bombed and crash in a desert place, so the high-resolution porno images painted on the airplane can serve as inspiration for pilots jerking off. Real good use of citzens taxes.

  22. Does this mean? by LordHunter317 · · Score: 2

    That if I steal a hummer from the Army and run-away changing the camo patterns, they won't be able to find me?

    I call that one over there!

    1. Re:Does this mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you should make that attempt as soon as the paint debuts. Looking forward to the day when "MSNBCBS" shows a picture of what a .50 cal round does to the human body.

  23. First read by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1

    Anyone else see that as 'Nanotech Pants for Military' the first time?

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    1. Re:First read by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

      > anyone else see that as 'Nanotech Pants for Military' the first time?

      yup

      glad to see I'm not the only one reading in a work-induced stupor... :)

    2. Re:First read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, and you would know that if you actually glanced at the five hundred OTHER comments saying this before you.

  24. What a ridiculous application by happyhippy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Nanotech is first going to be used as a weapon, not as an alternative to rust proofing.

    We will be more interested on how clouds of nanomites can liquify a human in seconds than a hairline crack repairing coat of paint.

    1. Re:What a ridiculous application by djkitsch · · Score: 1

      Ugh.

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    2. Re:What a ridiculous application by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We will be more interested on how clouds of nanomites can liquify a human in seconds than a hairline crack repairing coat of paint.

      Do you have any idea of the power requirements to liquify a human in seconds? Where exactly are these machines going to get that much energy in that amount of time?

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    3. Re:What a ridiculous application by passion · · Score: 2

      Why?

      In a civilized world, the only people who should be killed are those who have been tried and found guilty in a court of law - and even that question is a hot topic of political debate.

      If war didn't involve killing, but instead the rapid transfer of power (which is war's ultimate goal) through non-violent means, it would be far less traumatic to human lives, and the earth in general. Perhaps nanotech could operate like insecticide, and get on the enemies' clothes, and send signals when the soldier returns back to base. At that time, a larger cloud could be enabled that would paralyze the forces, and they could be held as POW until the conflict ended.

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    4. Re:What a ridiculous application by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Um. Just cause it's nanotech doesn't mean it's millions of tiny robots that can destroy living matter.

      I believe the heads on your harddisk are made using nanotech.

    5. Re:What a ridiculous application by jw32767 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would you want to liquify them? The US military uses rounds that are designed more to wound than to kill. If you kill someone, you cost them one solider, if you wound someone, you cost them soldiers to carry them off the field, soldiers at the aid station to treat them, hospital staff, etc.

      I would think they'd much rather injure people in a way that would require a lot of care, but have a low chance of killing them.

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    6. Re:What a ridiculous application by gruhnj · · Score: 1

      We will be more interested on how clouds of nanomites can liquify a human in seconds than a hairline crack repairing coat of paint.

      Not really. We already have enough stuff that can do that without the use of nanomites. With our current chemical, biological, and nuclear (NBC) weapon systems, who need nanomites? Granted it would be nice to hvae such a weapon, but we would still need a decent delivery system, in which case military lawyers would be all over our us on how a cloud of this stuff would be a war crime. Thats the main reason we don't use any of our NBC weapons these days anyway.

      Compared to modern weapons systems it would probably be very high cost per victim, which in modern times with our budget, it would get cut by DoD or Congress real quick I think.

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    7. Re:What a ridiculous application by Kong+the+Medium · · Score: 1

      Water.

      Little fusion-driven machines eating you raw. The human bodymass consists of ca. 72% water. You can calculate the rest.

      You may not get an epedemic, but a bullet will be enough. After A, B, C, E we will have N-Weapons.

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    8. Re:What a ridiculous application by Overt+Coward · · Score: 2

      Not that I think the application likely, but they could feed on the energy of the "host" that they are destroying...

    9. Re:What a ridiculous application by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      Little fusion-driven machines eating you raw. The human bodymass consists of ca. 72% water. You can calculate the rest.

      FUSION!?

      How exactly do you propose to achieve fusion in a machine that's on the same scale as a human cell?

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    10. Re:What a ridiculous application by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      Not that I think the application likely, but they could feed on the energy of the "host" that they are destroying...

      The body may have enough available energy to destroy itself, but it's going to be extremely hard to release it fast enough to enable near-instant liquification.

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    11. Re:What a ridiculous application by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      Liquifying a human would be demoralizing to his fellows, but rendering a human's nervous system mostly useless for a year would be more effective. Their fellows then have to care for them.

      Just make a nanotechnological weapon that randomly "deactivates" 66% of the people it is sprayed on and drop it on the other side, giving them all temporary medium-term paralysis of their limbs.

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    12. Re:What a ridiculous application by InfoVore · · Score: 2
      Not that I think the application likely, but they could feed on the energy of the "host" that they are destroying...

      The technical name for that is "combustion". You don't need nanotech for that. White phosphorus or napalm work just fine.

      I.V.

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    13. Re:What a ridiculous application by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but you could use nanites to smuggle the napalm into all the body's cells inside inert packages, so you could combust the tagged person at the touch of a button - or not, if said person did what you wanted. (Including getting retagged every so often, if the tags would naturally degrade into non-flammability over time.)

    14. Re:What a ridiculous application by pVoid · · Score: 1

      thermite? nuclear? chemical?

      energy is more abundant than you think.

    15. Re:What a ridiculous application by pVoid · · Score: 1

      Hah ha...

      so liquify them and also provide with 20 glasses full of the liquid soldier, that medics would have to carry home without spilling.

      I can just picture the battlefields with soldiers running back from the line looking at their glasses of water...

    16. Re:What a ridiculous application by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      Very, very tiny hammers and a lot of hydrogen.

    17. Re:What a ridiculous application by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      Just as long as they don't start using F-weapons. They'll never respect us in the morning, those bastards.

    18. Re:What a ridiculous application by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      thermite?

      Whee, raw thermal energy! A steam engine isn't going to work very well on the nano-scale. This also precludes self-replication, as (afaik,) there is no thermite to be found inside a human body.

      nuclear?

      You're kidding, right? 20 thousand atoms of uranium going through decay aren't going to produce much energy. And this makes thermite's replication problem look trivial.

      chemical?

      This is about the only energy source you're going to find on-site in a human body, and you're not going to be able to release it fast enough to "liquify a human in seconds". If it were possible, I don't doubt some enterprising bacterium would have already come up with a way of doing it.

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    19. Re:What a ridiculous application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are a nitpicker aren't you. Well, let me rephrase it: look at thermite, it'll go through an engine block with only a teaspoon. Thermite is only an example of chemical energy... Same with nuclear. The amounts of energy that nuclear reactions produce are insane. Now your argument that 20 thousand atoms of uranium won't do squat are right. But a single mol of them might. (go look up how many that actually corresponds to). Just keep in mind that the nanodevices don't need to be their own source of energy: a plane doesn't fly by burning up it's own fuselage... it carries something called 'fuel'.

    20. Re:What a ridiculous application by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      Well, let me rephrase it: look at thermite, it'll go through an engine block with only a teaspoon

      And it's in a completely unsuitable form. You couldn't liquify a human with the amount of thermite a few thousand nanobots could hold, even if you could use the energy

      Now your argument that 20 thousand atoms of uranium won't do squat are right. But a single mol of them might. (go look up how many that actually corresponds to).

      A SI mole of uranium is about 92 grams, if I'm reading this right. Tell me again how big these nanbots are.

      Just keep in mind that the nanodevices don't need to be their own source of energy: a plane doesn't fly by burning up it's own fuselage... it carries something called 'fuel'.

      Being pre-loaded with fuel means your nano-bots cannot replicate (where would they get more fuel to charge the new bots). A nano-bot is also not going to be able to carry much fuel on-board. The only suitable energy sources to be found inside a human body are the body's own energy storage chemicals (such as ATP). And as I said before, if it were possible to release enough energy from the body's own chemical energy to liquify a person, some bacterium probably would have found a way to do it.

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  25. hmmm by hfastedge · · Score: 0

    Seriously....with nanotech jerk-lube there will be even less of a need for real flesh.

    Remember, vaseline is very similar to another military application: napalm.

    In fact, all american military technology fuels the sex industry, and this is a real,legitamate reason that fuels all these jihads we've been hearing about.

    Fatwa that!

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  26. Excellent.. by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    If it is as good at filling cracks as they say, Phyllis Diller could certainly use some.

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  27. Something else to maintain... by citking · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was in the Army for three years as a mechanized infantryman (grunt). Anyhow, every Monday we were forced to perform 3.5 hours of 'preventative maintenance'. You wouldn't believe how much preventative maintenance actually would caause more harm than good. Good ol' Joe would try and test that fuel line and pull just a bit too hard...you get the picture. As it is now, I don't think the military can afford this expense. Sure, the initial costs can probably be quickly absorbed, but they tend to forget that, like many things, the initial shock of cost is usually outweighed by maintenance. But, I will admit, I am curious....

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  28. Re:Naughty Taco! by machine+of+god · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    AH!!! Why?! In the name of GOD WHY!?!

  29. How long .... by taniwha · · Score: 2

    before they decide it's a great weapon too and start spraying drab olive goo over other parts of the world?

    1. Re:How long .... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      1 Year, 129 Days, 22 Hours and 06 Seconds.

  30. Do you hear it? by sielwolf · · Score: 2

    That's the sound of your tax dollars being flushed right down the crapper. I hope they had the decency to wipe first. ;)

    Still... it sounds cool. But then Star Wars sounds pretty fly as well. Can't they just come up with something that kills everybody instantly and be done with it? Oh wait...

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  31. If they have that kind of technology... by RomikQ · · Score: 1

    Why not use it for something a little bit more useful then repairing corrosion on tanks, like cure cancer(and that would be possible with that kind of electronics). And I don't really understand this how this nano-tech will work. Like where the hell will the power source be? and etc. Something tells me that the editor of Military & Aerospace Electronics has a drug problem.

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    1. Re:If they have that kind of technology... by duck_prime · · Score: 1
      Why not use it for something a little bit more useful then repairing corrosion on tanks, like cure cancer(and that would be possible with that kind of electronics).
      I think you're forgetting that this is the Army. God bless 'em, but they're just not that interested in tending to the sick. That's someone else's job. The Army's angle is twofold:

      -- To find ways of beating up the enemy with verve and vigor
      -- To build the coolest damn gadgets ever. There is a certain overlap with the geek crowd here.
  32. More information here: by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
  33. Also reports it... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

    If you read the article, you'd see that it mentions the problems to the "user"...discression as to what to do after that would countless use many trees of regulations.

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  34. Paint Wars by sssmashy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Vehicle operators might quickly change the camouflage paint scheme on vehicles with "smart" coatings with an electrical impulse, Battista explains. "What we hope this coating can do is amazing. We're also looking at making it seem invisible."

    Of course, there's always the danger than an enemy might be able to "hack" the smart paints by zapping vehicles with electrical impulses of their own.

    "What's going on, Sarge? The color of our tank just changed to hot pink! Mayday! Mayday!"

    1. Re:Paint Wars by bareman · · Score: 1

      Hey Sarge?

      Is today's operation sponsored by Target Stores?

      No?

      Oh, shit!

    2. Re:Paint Wars by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      If you can hit the tank with an electrical impulse strong enough to do that (and capable of breaking the crypto command chain on the paint), why didn't you just hit it with a missile and remove the threat?

      By the time you can do the former then the latter is equally trivial.

  35. Counter Intellegence and Maint. by Havoc'ing · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having been in the military and ground units on the R&D side of the house, its goes with out saying anything that is of an increased technical difficulty is more prone to failure and less likely to be repaired in a combat environment. Second what to say that this technology couldnt be easily detected over a regular paint job. We're assuming that sensors are dealing with the visible light spectrum, I'm sure these gems would send off thier own display of some sort. Given that maybe this is the answer to friendly fire?

  36. I don't know ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would this be good or bad for "Trading Spaces"

  37. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    Today's conventional paints are labor intensive to apply, and potentially hazardous to the people working with them, Army officials say. In addition, most of these coatings need to be touched-up by hand, which can hide damage to the metal or other substrate material.
    As a result, Army leaders estimate the total cost for U.S. Department of Defense corrosion-related problems at $10 billion per year -- $2 billion of which is related to painting and paint-scraping operations.


    All of those operations are performed by 'lowly' soldiers. This horrible idea will give them a 10 billion dollar labor surplus. As a soldier, I thought "painting the hummer" was a bad job. I would hate to see what they replace it with.

  38. Today's Creative Engineering assignment... by Dannon · · Score: 2

    ...should you choose to accept it, is to come up with an application/product combining nanotech paints, Organic LEDs, and Light-Emitting Silicon.

    Any suggestions? I'm stumped.

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    1. Re:Today's Creative Engineering assignment... by xconslash · · Score: 0

      a new, and exciting age of pr0n!

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  39. Legislation... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

    ...backed by both environmentalists and auto makers would require recyclement of cars older than X years.

    Environmentalists would like it, to reduce pollution. It would also force development of effecient recycling of complex devices, or development of easier-to-recycle devices.

    Auto makers would like it, to gaurantee sales every so often.

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  40. DURTA? by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am pretty sure that a physical vapor deposition machine would harm living tissue...

  41. Depends on the construction of the device. by mmol_6453 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they're electrically powered, then, yes, there'd be EM radiation.

    If they're chemically powered, the only people who could see them would be environmentalists.

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  42. Ripe For Spin-Off by DeLabarre · · Score: 1

    I can see this technology being used in civilian life...

    "Where do you want to put the TV screen?"
    "How about this wall here?"
    "Good choice, hand me the spray bottle..."

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  43. so that means.... by porksoda · · Score: 0

    we're about 10-15 years away, imho, from this type of nano-coating being used on suits to make people (read: soldiers, peeping toms, "the bad guys") invisible - Predator style!!

    i'd pay money for that.
    where do i sign?

  44. Pentagon and $10m hammers by ruzel · · Score: 2, Funny

    "As a result, Army leaders estimate the total cost for U.S. Department of Defense corrosion-related problems at $10 billion per year -- $2 billion of which is related to painting and paint-scraping operations. "

    Thankfully, the research, development, and manufacturing of nanotech robots for the first deployment will only cost $40 billion, thus saving the DOD... uh, well, nevermind.
    ______________

    1. Re:Pentagon and $10m hammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 billion a year starting 20 years from now plus all the unpredictable spin-off technologies.

  45. Excellent by idfrsr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon we will have transformer type vehicules that I have dreamed about

    Of course, if these machines could be hacked, just imagine all the fun and mayhem that could be caused...

    "Soldier, look at your tank, that's not camoflauge!"

    soldier turns and reads on the now hot pink armour: "you've been H4x0red by Cowboy Neal"

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    1. Re:Excellent by PenultimatePenguin · · Score: 1

      This is a very real possibility, since the OS will undoubtedly be written by MS.

      "Dude, I gotta reboot our Windoze PAINT!"
      "Huh?"
      "Our PAINT has gone BSOD! I always thought that was a figurative expression!"
      "You gotta hop out and hit the RESET button!"
      "What?!"
      "The internal RESET only comes in the Pro edition!" ...
      "OK. Why's it taking so long to reboot?"
      "It's written in C#. I never did understand why an OS to turn electrical current on and off needs 128 MB of RAM."

  46. I wonder... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...if this is another case of concept plagiarism. We know of the concept before being stolen from Radix. I get the feeling some R&D guy got stoned and played Metal Gear Solid.

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    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did someone say concept plagarism? The first I saw of smart paint was in the movie "Mega Force" (1982) starring Barry Bostwick. They could go from desert camo to black in the flip of a swtich....

    2. Re:I wonder... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      Did someone say concept plagarism? The first I saw of smart paint was in the movie "Mega Force" (1982) starring Barry Bostwick. They could go from desert camo to black in the flip of a swtich....

      Well, I was referencing Optic Camoflauge from Metal Gear Solid, which didn't even require a switch, it was simply automatic.

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  47. Threading ok, but paint? by Mabidex · · Score: 1

    It will have a product in time to compete against Luminous threading... that will be used in fabrics. The threading will be 100x cheaper, will be a cousin to electronic paper, and will not cost the tax payers an arm and a leg.

    Mabidex

  48. Repairing cracks, heh? by mustangdavis · · Score: 1

    I have a huge crack in my ass that needs repaired

    (someone had to say it ... mod me down if you don't have a sence of humor)

    1. Re:Repairing cracks, heh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod him down if you *do* have a sense of decorum.

  49. Potentially bad situation by Waab · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heaven help the crew of the first tank to have its nano-tech coating go BSOD.

    1. Re:Potentially bad situation by Winged+Cat · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Our tank just went BSOD, and rolled about a quarter mile off the beach before the motor died. The good news is, no one can see us - it's a good match for the local waters - and the hatches jammed closed so we didn't have to worry about bailing out. The bad news is, no one can see us, not even the rescue crews, and we're starting to run out of air in here."

    2. Re:Potentially bad situation by insomaniac · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be a BTOD? (Blue tank of death)

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  50. Yeah, riiiiiiight... by tomzyk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Rather than paints, we are talking about coatings, which could be electroplated, or put on with physical vapor deposition qualities. We are talking about more things than paints. They could be metallic or have other qualities," Agento says.


    They even ADMIT that it'll STILL be vaporware in a few years! ;-)
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  51. NJIT projects by SablKnight · · Score: 1

    I didn't work on this particular project, but I know that NJIT does a lot of projects with the military, usually US Army CECOM out of Fort Monmouth and Picatinny Arsenal. I was working on a radar jammer placement algorithm for CECOM during my graduate work. I can't find any press releases on NJIT's site (www.njit.edu, obviously) for this particular project, but it definitely sounds in line with the sort of research they do. 2005 for a working prototype seems a bit optimistic to me though, considering the state of nanotech research and the available facilities. Most wired campus, indeed!

    -SablKnight

  52. MODERATORS WAKE UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PhysicsScholar is really taking a beating, and his posts don't seem to me particularly arrogant or overrated or anything.

    Could /. be full of anti-intellectuals jealous of this guy?

    Someone give this guy a break. PhysicsScholar actually posts some pretty good stuff and all the bad moderation calls are making /. "lose" some pretty good posts.

    Really.

  53. And thus... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

    ...the first nanoluddite.

    This isn't going to be a cool trend.

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  54. New Predator movie by henrikhansen · · Score: 1

    With this camouflage, we won't even need that ugly alien - just a general gone mad.

  55. Change the color of my car? by jhines0042 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know, I'll let people upload pictures to the web and have them display as the shell of my car. Because when the cops pull you over you can just flip a switch.

    Or better yet....

    I'll make a "license plate" that nano-tech changes to whatever I want. Then I can go to a parking lot and "steal" the plates off of some undercover cop car that matches the make and model of mine and never get pulled over!

    Or better yet... advertise!

    Oh wait... I got it... Bumpersticker of the Month/Day/Hour/Minute !!!!

    Turn signals will be obsolete... I'll just flash a portion of my car!

    Who needs brake lights? Just turn the whole back of your car into a giant stop sign!

    I could go on...

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  56. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 5, Funny
    Good thing this is the Army and not the Navy, or else the old "If it moves, salute it, if it doesn't move, paint it gray" motto would be right out the window!

    Of course...I believe the Army has the same motto...save for the global search and replace of Green for Gray

  57. Two words by iastor · · Score: 4, Funny

    duct tape and cuddlefish

    Okay...four but who's counting?

    iastor

    "Remember your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."

    1. Re:Two words by psoriac · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are cuddlefish, the "safe for children under the age of 5" version of cuttlefish?

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    2. Re:Two words by iastor · · Score: 1

      Oops! Good point.

      But, I suppose "coddlefish" would do too. Imagine how much hands on maintenance a bunch of cuttlefish taped to your M1 Abrams will take!

      iastor

      Did I say that?

  58. As the saying goes by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 3, Funny

    And suddenly the expression "It's as fun as watching paint dry" takes on a whole new meaning.

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  59. Old News by dlb · · Score: 1

    They probably are already deploying this stuff.
    Like they're going to announce to the enemy when they're going to roll out a brand new technology.

    Typically when the military announces new technologies, it's already been devloped and in use for years. I'd even wager that 'smart paint' is just the very tip of the iceberg of what they're doing with nanotech.

    ~dlb

    1. Re:Old News by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      Could the rest of the 'iceberg' be summed up with the following quote:
      "Resistance is futile." ?

      (lame, I know, but oh well)

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  60. Just what we need by forkboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Another toy for the military to spend millions of dollars on while people remain unemployed, homeless, or just plain poor here.

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    1. Re:Just what we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, since they don't employee Americans to create this stuff! (note the sarcasm)

    2. Re:Just what we need by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      And how would shifting all that money to the unemployed ( me included) the homeless or just plain poor help them? Sure they get a job/house/or money but they just become dependent on the government fixing things.

    3. Re:Just what we need by Strick-9 · · Score: 1

      while people remain unemployed, homeless, or just plain poor here

      You mean like the researchers and manufacturers would otherwise be?

    4. Re:Just what we need by forkboy · · Score: 2

      You think that researchers and manufacturers will get anything more out of a war with Iraq? This isn't world war II, we don't need to steep up production of rubber or invent a new weapon to win a war anymore. The only domestic companies making anything from this are aerospace and weapons manufacturers.

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    5. Re:Just what we need by forkboy · · Score: 2

      It's called social infrastructure. There are programs that provide assistance without creating a societal leech out of a person. (Or at least there used to be, they're more scarce since Gee Dubya came into office)

      Things like scholarships, job training, subsidized housing, domestic violence shelters, health care programs, even better unemployment coverage. I don't know about you, but I'd like to collect social security when I'm retired, too.

      All that money wasted in the military isn't helping anyone. It would be much better served working on domestic issues....remember how great the economy was when Clinton was president? Part of the reason is because of all the money he took out of the military and put back into social programs. (yes, part of it was the upside of the dot bomb, but that was certainly not the extent of it)

      But we wouldn't want to make the unemployed or the poor depend on the government, now would we? That might actually give the government a purpose to exist. And think of all the non-conformist foreign bastards we'd miss out on bombing for their evil ways of rejecting american culture.

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    6. Re:Just what we need by Strick-9 · · Score: 1

      Who's talking about war? This stuff, if it isn't vapor in the first place, won't see its way into a war with Iraq unless that war gets postponed another 5 or 10 years. (Unless, as another poster suggested, they already have it working.)

      I'm talking about the research that goes into making these "toys".

    7. Re:Just what we need by forkboy · · Score: 2

      So what was invented 5-10 years ago for military purposes that has benefitted the rest of society?

      Hell, what was invented 5-10 years ago that even benefits the military now? Not a whole lot. It's all a big waste of money...we should be putting a lot less money into military, and part of what DOES go in should be dedicated to defensive equipment, (missile defense, mine detection/removal, etc) rather than ways to spend an over-inflated budget.

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    8. Re:Just what we need by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Another toy for the military to spend millions of dollars on while people remain unemployed, homeless, or just plain poor here.

      Uhh, the military isn't spending any money owned by the unemployed, homeless or poor. It's spending the ordinary taxpayer's money. If anyone's complaining, it should be them.

    9. Re:Just what we need by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      Or at least there used to be, they're more scarce since Gee Dubya came into office

      Name ONE thing that George Bush personally got rid of. Congress passes laws. Blame Congress not the President.

      Things like scholarships, job training, subsidized housing, domestic violence shelters, health care programs, even better unemployment coverage. I don't know about you, but I'd like to collect social security when I'm retired, too

      I'd like to collect Social Security too. But I'm not counting on it. I'd also like to put 3% of my Social Security into the Stock market too, I'm young, money grows.

      All that money wasted in the military isn't helping anyone. It would be much better served working on domestic issues....remember how great the economy was when Clinton was president? Part of the reason is because of all the money he took out of the military and put back into social programs. (yes, part of it was the upside of the dot bomb, but that was certainly not the extent of it)

      Again, it's Congress who legistates and doles out money, not the President. Also a point of contention, the economy started to go into a recession when Clinton was still president. Either way I rarely give credit to or detract from a President when it concerns the economy. There are too many factors that affect it to expect a President or Governor to just 'fix' it.

      But we wouldn't want to make the unemployed or the poor depend on the government, now would we? That might actually give the government a purpose to exist. And think of all the non-conformist foreign bastards we'd miss out on bombing for their evil ways of rejecting american culture.

      So you are saying that the sole purpose of a government is to provide cradle to grave benefits? That'd be really great but if me you and everyone else depends on the government, how will the government get money? (hint: no one will be working so how do you levy taxes against nothing? Import taxes? That'll just create more wars.)

      Yeah sure I'd love to not have a huge Defense Budget but imagine for a minute that we had only 1 million dollars for defense. What would keep people from invading us and taking over?

  61. I was expecting this... by carlmenezes · · Score: 2, Troll

    This is what happens when you increase defense spending by a huge amount - they don't know what to do with it, so at that point, crazy little applications like smart paint start getting approved.
    How about worrying about improving the 50% chance that the National Missile Defense program has of intercepting an incoming nuke? And even THAT's assuming that the missile follows a plain vanilla trajectory with no fancy moves.
    Flame me if you want, but this is what you get when you put a kiddish idiot who likes to play with guns in the white house.

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    1. Re:I was expecting this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50%? Do you really think it's that low. Remember, never let the ennemy know your real strength.

      But total agreement on the mad president.

  62. Two things... by tomzyk · · Score: 1
    Nanotech is first going to be used as a weapon, not as an alternative to rust proofing.


    Uh... actually nanotech is already being used in consumer-goods. I read something here (probably about a year ago?) that said something about clothes being stain-proof via nanotech. Also something about winter coats/jackets being even more waterproof than before.

    We will be more interested on how clouds of nanomites can liquify a human in seconds than a hairline crack repairing coat of paint.

    Hmm... makes you worry. If they're already figuring out how to fix hairline cracks with a coat of paint, did they already do the previous??? :-O ... the answer is "no" of course.

    Sounds like you're one of those paranoid types that don't even think we should be using nuclear technology to power our cities or gene-therapy to cure illnesses.
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    1. Re:Two things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... actually nanotech is already being used in consumer-goods. I read something here (probably about a year ago?) that said something about clothes being stain-proof via nanotech. Also something about winter coats/jackets being even more waterproof than before.

      Nanotech is officially a buzzword now. Anything even remotely manmade smaller than a micrometer is called "nanotech" these days, so when they say some product uses nanotech it doesn't necessarily mean anything Diamond Age cool. It's probably just some new small particle or polymer. No one has actual machines yet.

    2. Re:Two things... by bitflip · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's being used in Lee's Performance Khakis. According to this Slate article, it works, too.

      Hopefully, it isn't just Stage 1 of liquifying things, seeing as how these are pants.

      Despite what another poster thinks, I consider this "Diamond Age cool". This is because I have to do my own laundry.

  63. As if the military wasn't ass kicking enough by ChuckMaster · · Score: 1

    Ok, so we'll have chameleon tanks and trucks rolling across the battle field. Even though most shells just bounce of our armor anyway. While ours go through the enemies and then whatever was behind our enemy. But unfortunately we're all out of enemies with powerful armies to make it worth it. Commies! Come back commies! I didn't mean what I said...

    1. Re:As if the military wasn't ass kicking enough by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      See, therein lies the problem. The paradigm has changed, and the military needs to change with it.

      Who cares if your chobham armour can shrug off 120 mm rounds, if the attack isn't coming from a T-80, but rather from a child who is willing to sacrifice their life to smuggle a small container of nerve gas into your bivouac?

      Or, put another way, ask the Soviets how much help their tank armour was when they invaded Afghanistan.

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    2. Re:As if the military wasn't ass kicking enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...And besides, there is a new enemy in the form of Japanese tour boats that our submarines need to be ready for. I don't think we had the right tools to destroy that Japanese ferry a few years ago. It was pure luck that we came to the surface and showed those Jap kids who's boss.

      The paradigm has not shifted. Our politicians still suck. They're just broadcasting to a whole new audience.

    3. Re:As if the military wasn't ass kicking enough by duck_prime · · Score: 2, Insightful
      See, therein lies the problem. The paradigm has changed, and the military needs to change with it.

      Who cares if your chobham armour can shrug off 120 mm rounds, if the attack isn't coming from a T-80, but rather from a child who is willing to sacrifice their life to smuggle a small container
      There are a couple of things going on here...

      1. The U.S. Army is so ferocious that cell-based terror attacks are the only way to fight America. The Army has obsoleted itself in a sense. A good sense, because nobody even bothers dreaming about invading New Jersey anymore.

      2. Nationalism has made it impossible to occupy a hostile country. Sure you can smear their army, but a hostile, sullen populace will make the occupation cost more than whatever you gain from conquest. Only genocidal maniacs can benefit from territorial conquest anymore.
  64. Potential for human rights abuses by vaxer · · Score: 4, Funny
    Actually, it goes beyond proposal -- and beyond paint, as it would allow vehicles to change camo patterns very easily
    ...and Bob Hope could stand in for the missing stripper at the USO show.

    My God, people, *we* *have* *gone* *too* *far*.
  65. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "[...] it shouldn't be that difficult," she says.

    Famous last words.

  66. Re:Easy ways to purify your slashdot karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6. never mention how slashdot moderation is stupid (and avoid by all means to compare it with kuro5hin)

    Oh yes, people who have spent a lot of time developing slashcode would get mad by looking at how simple and effective the kuro5hin moderation scheme is.

    Mod me down, make your real karma black.

  67. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Helmholtz+Coil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, the Navy's current favourite paint-replacement is the applique, basically like a plastic wallpaper for planes and ships. Pretty easy to apply, very good weight advantages (paint can account for 800 lbs. on an average fighter because of all the repaints). 'Course, they haven't figured out how to get it off completely yet...the last I saw the scheme was to use lasers and dry ice to alternately heat and cool the applique until it basically flaked off.

    Humph. Lasers and dry ice. Throw in a couple of dancers and you could sell tickets.
  68. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "What we hope this coating can do is amazing. We're also looking at making it seem invisible." . . . A prototype "smart" coating may be developed as early as 2005, she says.

    I'm always unimpressed with this sort of "news". Of course what they hope it can do is amazing! And a lot of things "may" happen as early as 2005. But is there anything that indicates that they're making real progress? This is like a not-very-detailed grant proposal, in press release form.

    To hear about cool things that one might do with nanotech, you're better off browsing the science fiction section of your local bookstore.

  69. alternative uses by SBrickWork · · Score: 1

    what happens when they decide to take this paint beyond just tanks? what happens when you're on a flight and a MIG "appears" beside the 747?

    i predict MANY collisions :D

    also...

    who's to say this wouldn't be fun to play w/ the "enemy"? basically... imagine dropping a dump truck full of this stuff from a carrier plane... circle the area a few times and we could program the paint to make it appear that there's a lake in the middle of the desert!

    food for thought

  70. Imagine a case mod of this by bramez · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I am sure I put it somewhere over here." CLUNK! "Ohw!"

    1. Re:Imagine a case mod of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The noise will give it away.

  71. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 4, Informative

    All of those operations are performed by 'lowly' soldiers.
    Actually, they aren't anymore. Army vehicles must be painted with CARC (Chemical Agent Resistant Coating) paint, which is very hazardous to apply and generally is only applied by contractors or at the depot (like the one where I work). Big, special sealed paint booths are required to CARC paint a vehicle. This is why painting stuff is so expensive.
    Of course, this could mean labor problems at the depot and with contractors, but that only affects civilians.
    Unless they work up a nanopaint formula that's meant to be applied to rocks in the company area, soldiers will have plenty of painting to do for the forseeable future. ;)

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  72. Can this really be true? by beaverfever · · Score: 3, Funny
    As a result, Army leaders estimate the total cost for U.S. Department of Defense corrosion-related problems at $10 billion per year -- $2 billion of which is related to painting and paint-scraping operations.

    Could this possibly be true or just a hyper-inflated figure to help sell/make the idea of bleeding-edge tech coatings seem realistic and feasible?

    I mean, come on... $2 billion a year just for painting and paint removal? What are they doing? Hiring only the most intelligent and beautiful virginal labourers to paint tanks with paint made from elements only found in asteroids, using fine, #10 ultra-sable brushes, gently scraping paint off with custom made, solid gold, diamond tipped scrapers?

    jeez...

    1. Re:Can this really be true? by Big_Breaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe it. American Airlines has a significant cost advantage in this area over other carriers because they don't paint the majority of the plane. Its lighter, less maintenance and easier to service.

      With enough time I could pull together numebers but they are BIG. Paint is really toxic stuff and the military has to repaint for every region.

  73. Hazardous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...and potentially hazardous to the people working with them, Army officials say."

    Kind of ironinc, isn't it? ;)

  74. LCD + Photoreceptors by kevlar · · Score: 3, Interesting


    There have been rumors milling around that during WWII the US military was playing around with under-wing/fuselage lighting to camoflage bombers during daytime. It was considered useless at the time, but recently (I think the 80's?) there was a project that combined lighting with photoreceptors (CCD's maybe) where they were able to make a drone virtually invisible above a certain altitude. Rumor is it was classified after a few tests. Anyone heard anything like this?

  75. HAH! - good luck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone not noticed that the military technology is a joke? It's great... actually, FANTABULOUS on paper, but when your tomahawk missles hit 38% of their targets on a good year, at 3 mil a pop, and blackhawk helicopters which are the most lethal weapon the army has... to itself. The Ospray, Star Wars, Patriot missles...

    How much money do Americans have? Let the military find out!

    www.almartinraw.com for all the military-industrial complex BS you can enjoy. Good reading too!

  76. Paints and camouflage by acgetchell · · Score: 5, Informative

    A long time ago (1986 or so) I worked for a summer at the Night Vision Electro-optics lab at Ft. Belvoir, Maryland. The topic of study was infrared camouflage.

    Visual camouflage works by fooling your eye into thinking the object is part of the background. This is done by breaking up profile, matching background colors, and various other tricks.

    The same problem exists in the infrared, except you have the additional wrinkle of controlling IR emission (just like carrying around a flashlight blows visual camouflage).

    IR happens to be a useful wavelength for detection, because it readily propagates through the atmosphere without loss (over 99% transmission, with exception of two frequencies near 2500 and 25000 where water absorbs and another absorbion band for CO2), and because most objects radiate it (e.g., people, sunlight on the hood of a vehicle, engines, leading edges on wingtips. etc.).

    In the 2500 - 25000 nanometer range, to match up with the forested/vegetation background in Maryland, we needed to duplicate the chlorophyl curve, which is the dominant background emission spectra. And, pretty much, they were able to do so, with some expensive nets and other mechanisms. They were trying for an integrated visual/IR/radar camouflage system (the radar folks worked in the same lab).

    It's very interesting to read about these paints, since this appears to be the first reasonably viable mechanism for achieving this. They would need a chlorophyl pattern for vegetated regions, a desert pattern for deserts, etc. They would also still need to baffle and reduce IR exhaust, since paint won't help camouflage heated air or hot gun barrels.

    The mechanisms previewed so far in the literature (electromechanical gears, electroptical properties) wouldn't likely generate much signature, if any. However, there might be some operation characteristic (e.g., power on) that could be detected with a SQUID (superconducting quantum interference device). However, the SQUID would pick up the spark plugs in the tank long before the electronic signals to the paint.

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    1. Re:Paints and camouflage by One+Louder · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. Ft Belvoir is in Virginia.

    2. Re:Paints and camouflage by acgetchell · · Score: 1

      Whoops! Right, that's Virginia. I was living in Norfolk at the time, so Virginia, DC, and Maryland mix together on the Beltway.

      Well, I left the East Coast shortly thereafter, so as I said, it's been awhile.

      The really interesting work some other folks did were Si-Ge laser diodes the size of a flake of pepper, back then.

      The radar stuff was kinda cool, but the little I saw of it involved sharp pointed triangles and other polygons of some thickness. I was never sure how they were going to work it into a net.

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    3. Re:Paints and camouflage by Vaystrem · · Score: 3, Funny

      perhaps the best part about it is that it sounds suspiciously similar to the "SEP" (Somebody Elses' Problem) field from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    4. Re:Paints and camouflage by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Visual camouflage works by fooling your eye into thinking the object is part of the background. This is done by breaking up profile, matching background colors, and various other tricks.

      Or "shape, shadow, silhouette, surface, spacing" as they drilled into us when I was a cadet. Along with "proper planning prevents poor performance".

  77. Buy used by jabber01 · · Score: 2

    You buy a new car every 3-5 years? Dude, the bubble burst... You shouldn't be buying a car less than 3 years old in the first place. Going $30k into debt every few years isn't REALLY helping the economy. HONEST.

    But to address your point... Yes, the auto industry does make a mint on after-market touch-up paints. This is why they use yellow plastic on all dark cars, and black plastic on all light colored cars... So when the paint chips, it's obvious, and you have to go and drop either $30k on a new car, or at least $5 on a bottle of nail polish for your bumpers. It's quite literally, highway robbery.

    As for perpetually self-repairing cars, I'm sure Ford is talking to Monsanto right now, about making nano-paint with a patented "terminator" gene. Don't worry. Your contribution to the well-being of the economy will not be made obsolete in the near future.

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    1. Re:Buy used by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      But to address your point... Yes, the auto industry does make a mint on after-market touch-up paints. This is why they use yellow plastic on all dark cars, and black plastic on all light colored cars... So when the paint chips, it's obvious, and you have to go and drop either $30k on a new car, or at least $5 on a bottle of nail polish for your bumpers. It's quite literally, highway robbery.

      the paint on a car serves a real, honest-to-goodness purpose in keeping the environment away from the metal. Since cars are predominately iron, they rust--and rusted cars lose just about everything (asthetics, looks, etc) very quickly.

      'course, beasts the heck out of me why they bother with the plastic-paints... ah, well. (Oh, and you forgot the $500 to just get the whole car repainted.)

  78. imagemagick? by rastamatra · · Score: 1

    Could this nanotech paint be bundled with the latest imagemagick?

    or, maybe it has ssh so it can be apt-getted?

  79. military R&D spending produces more REAL resul by cryofan2 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...most of the R&D spending from the corporate world seems to be calculated to generate news stories, and most of it seems to be vaporware. PLus, corporate R&D is ephemeral--as soon as enough research is done so as to generate the desired publicity/news stories, which causes the stock to go up, or the IPO to become viable, the R&D funding is pulled. As the corporate types care about is getting that money up front for themselves. SO what happens is the promising research is never completed...
    At least in military R&D, enough research is done so that fundamental breakthroughs are accomplished. yes, it's true that the weapons systems may not work as promised, but, the important thing is that the fundamental research is done, and we get the benefit of it.


    SO that is why I hope the military spending is angled more toward biological weaponry and bio-defenses--the resulting R&D could trigger breakthroughs in biology, which could help all of us live longer. Corporate funding has been aimed to this area as well, but it goes for the low-lying fruit; plus, it never goes far enough to generate breakthroughs; only goes far enough to generate executive bonuses...


    Back to the good old days of the cold war, I say.


    That will also mean the draft, and more jobs and more money for us old guys....

  80. Cuddlefish Camo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want me next car to be able to flash like a Horny Cuddlefish!

  81. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by eaolson · · Score: 2
    U.S. Army experts are trying to embed microscopic electromechanical machines in paint that could detect and heal cracks and corrosion in the bodies of combat vehicles, as well as give vehicles the chameleon-like quality of rapidly altering camouflage to blend in with changing operating environments.

    Well, "trying" sounds like they're actually doing stuff. If you look a little farther down on the article, it looks like they haven't finished brainstorming what they want to do with smart paints that don't even exist yet. This sounds to me like they are about to convene a committee that will put out a document title "Neat Things We Could Do With Smart Paint." It's not like this stuff is even close to being anything other than vaporware, even in a lab setting.

    At the moment, this stuff is about as mature a technology as replicators from Star Trek.

  82. camo by Roadmaster · · Score: 2

    I want my car to have something like solid snake's stealth camo. *whine*

  83. Oh, darn it! by UrGeek · · Score: 1

    "Rather than paints, we are talking about coatings, which could be electroplated, or put on with physical vapor deposition qualities. We are talking about more things than paints. They could be metallic or have other qualities". That means that body paint that dances, vibrates, and makes delicous patterns at interesting times is out. Would have been nice. But it could make for interesting play clothes. Mmmmm. Hey, you could have body jewelery that vibrates - and even play Santana! Ohhhhhh!

  84. Combine it with cameras, get a cloaking device. by rebelcool · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Ever since reading about the print/paintability of OLED's and the like i've always wondered 'can you combine this with a camera and create a kind of cloaking device?'

    Like have a rear facing camera which projects what it sees on the front end of the vehicle. It wouldn't be perfect, im sure there'd be quite a bit of distortion and the like, but surely better than just a mottled paint job.

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    1. Re:Combine it with cameras, get a cloaking device. by NightHwk1 · · Score: 1

      there could be one on each side, and the image would be projected like a texture map on the opposite side. maybe some bright ones on the bottom to eliminate shadows...

      then again, the cameras could cause problems for the group of wounded soldiers hiding on the other side of the tank.

  85. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting
    No, the point of this article is that no one has done anything useful yet with nanotech on virtually any scale. This may be the first Real World(TM) application of nanotech on a large scale.

    The sci-fi books have little bloodwork nanobots, star-trek-like replicators, and other, well, sci-fi uses. The only Real World application I've heard of before this was arrays of nanomirrors on microscopic rotors, and I don't know if that made it past the prototype stage.

    This is real work. The army likes to throw money at a technology problem until it is solved. That probably means a real solution will come of this. And that's why this is News for Nerds, etc, and not just another sci-fi proposal.

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  86. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by SEWilco · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Unless they work up a nanopaint formula that's meant to be applied to rocks in the company area, soldiers will have plenty of painting to do for the forseeable future.

    "SPLASHHey, Barney! Look, I'm in forest camo! CLICK Look, I'm in desert camo!"

  87. Read between the lines here by serutan · · Score: 2

    Yeah the crack repair thing was mentioned, but according to the article the main goal seems to be chameleon-like camouflage for ground vehicles. Various high-tech sensing technologies keep moving closer to making visual recon obsolete. That and the time-frame mentioned, 2009 or so, makes me think this technology is aimed at battling low-tech opponents on their own turf, i.e. conquering the 3rd world.

  88. Also the Nightmare of Law Enforcement Everywhere by jimmyCarter · · Score: 1

    Albeit a geek's dream, this is also a nightmare for law enforcement agencies around the nation (and world). Could you imagine how many more victims the father-son sniper combo would have hit if they were able to change the color of their vehicle whenever they desired?

    "We're looking for a blue Caprice.. Check that.. We're now looking for an orange Caprice.."

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  89. Pie in the sky by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Prototype by 2005? I doubt that. They admit to not even knowing what types of nanotech "gears and switches" they are going to need, let alone how to hook it all up to make the paint do what they want. How will they address individual pixels? How will they power it? Nanotech isn't magic, folks. As far as the military already having this technology, I doubt that too. Creating a coating with radar absorbing qualities is one thing, creating one that thinks and moves in a combat environment is entirely different.

    Sounds like they've been smoking that "gotta spend our increased budget or lose it" crack.

    One way to make color changing paint would be to create a grid of fins that could be moved closer together or farther apart. A butterflies wings are colored not with pigments, but with particles that have a gap sized to create interference cancelling out all but a specific wavelength of light. By adjusting the gap, maybe mechanically, maybe electrically, you could adjust the color.

    Another way would be balls, with say 6 different spots of color on different sides. Rotate the ball to get different colors.

    Another way would be pigment sacks, like a cuttlefish uses.

    Now try to think about how to address all the pixels on, say, a tank, with any of those systems. Then think about how you would go about making a system like that self-repairing.

    I would bet that by 2005 they have a prototype that looks bad, changes color slowly, fades quickly in sunlight, breaks down often, and doesn't self repair. They may have a working color changing paint by 2009, but I doubt they will get the self repairing bit down that soon.

    Just thought about it a bit more. They may develop a self repairing undercoating which could fix small cracks in the metal or undercoating by reacting to oxidation and releasing a sealer or catalyst that would bond paint or metal It's making the color changing bit itself self repairing that sounds hard to me.

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    1. Re:Pie in the sky by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      That interference grid idea answers a question I was thinking about namely: the wavelength of visible light is 400-700nm which is bigger than nano-size, so how can a nano-thingy have any colour at all? But, ah, wouldn't the grid *absorb* a certain colour rather than reflect it? Anyways. And about the self-repairing silliness: there are 2 ways of fixing cracks...buffing them out and welding them (broadly speaking). If you buff, what happens to the swath (the removed metal dust)? It just builds up under the paint? And how does the paint know a crack is a crack and not a normal joint in the metal, or the lip between a rivet head and the sheet. Etc etc. I wish I could work on something like this.

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    2. Re:Pie in the sky by ghutchis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No offense...

      You clearly haven't studied much materials science or chemistry at the moment.

      I can make a colloid of gold particles of a certain size and it's a red vial.

      I can make a colloid of gold particles of a slightly different size and it's a blue vial.

      What's different is that the slight change of nm dimensions changes the wavefunctions of the gold particles. Quantum Mechanics at work! Most of these systems not only absorb certain frequencies of light but also have particular scattering phenomena.

      -Geoff

    3. Re:Pie in the sky by ghutchis · · Score: 1

      I can make a color-changing paint *now*. It turns out that many organic electronic materials change color very fast (i.e. ~0.1sec) and from essentially transparent to highly colored (red, blue, green, etc.) So I layer some red polymer, green polymer, blue polymer in a pixel and change the transparency as I wish. (within reason)

      Or take a different road... Let's say I want an organic light-emitting diode like some high-end cell phones. But there's research prototypes of such displays with micron-scale or nanoscale pixels. These can turn on or off in nanoseconds.

      It *can* be done. Maybe even by 2005 (hey, I helped make slides for a proposal for this stuff).

      The fundamental question is *COST*.

      Can I cheaply manufacture enough "nano suits" or "chameleon tanks" on the scale of the US Army?

      Hmm, maybe not.

      -Geoff

  90. offtopic:The myth lives on... read your car manual by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    (I bet you don't even change your oil and oil filter every 3000 miles, do you? Then you wonder why your engine breaks down.)

    This is yet another MYTH perpetuated by various automotive companies. There was a time when 3000 was appropriate, back in the 70's.

    I drive an 1988 Civic (still gets 40 mpg) and I change the oil & filter when necessary, only because it's that old. However, the manual recommends to change the oil every 7,500 miles - two and a half times your number! And this is a recommendation from 15 years ago.

    Of course, if you drive a recently bought truck (SUV) then, from what I've seen, the number actually is around 3000 miles. But not everyone is driving these beasts.

    What I'm getting at is: before assuming ANY maintainance on your car, READ THE MANUAL.

    Another problem area is that some parts warantees become invalidated if you use any additives (detergents, etc) in your car. Most only realize this when the company rejects their warantee claim. Oops - too late.

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  91. No. How would this product make your life easier? by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's the dream of every geek and habitual speeder out there: car paint jobs that change at the tap of a button.

    I can't believe you'd think of cars... You've obviously never had your wife do any painting.

    I'd love to just have all the woodwork looking like wood again at the touch of a button.

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  92. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, I think you were saying that this is not SciFi but I missed the reason. Was it because it's the Army? So now the Army has a reputation for funding successful research projects?

  93. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a matter of fact, they do.

    Ever hear of DARPA? Ever use any of their inventions? (Hint: think Al Gore.)

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  94. Even better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nano nano paints! Shazbot!

  95. Does this sound like skin to anyone else? by Emugamer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    other then the whole camo-stealth thing doesn't it sound like skin? self healing with micro fissures (cuts and bruises anyone) sounds very bio to me. do we need to feed it something other then petroleum products now?

  96. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless they work up a nanopaint formula that's meant to be applied to rocks in the company area

    For anyone who doubts him, this comment alone proves he is genuinely involved with the military. ;-)

  97. How about for personnel? by phorm · · Score: 2

    Anyelse else who thinks it would be rather cool to have military personnel who were able to on-the-fly merge themselves with the backdrop due to nano-camoflague jackets.

    Well actually, I really just want one for myself, to heck with the military. :-)

  98. Re:cool beans You can buy it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's ugly and it's very expensive. Like really expensive. And everything needs to be painted grill bumpers and all. Then you have the problem with those windows. You'd have to angle them all so the radar reflects into the air insead of back to the receiver.

    Would be one butt ugly car. Definitly not a chick magnet.

  99. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by florescent_beige · · Score: 2, Funny
    Reduction: 5000 truck painters

    New Requisition for: 143,000,000,000 nanotech machine mechanics.

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  100. speaking of getting ass-kicked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yea, they kick ass allright.

    20 towelheads hijack planes and 80 minutes later,
    the military is still on the ground playing with their joysticks.

    Nano-colour me impressed.
    Unless there is another reason, that is
    the very definition of pathetic.

    Wait till the uranium dust finds itself in the water supplies, then well REALLY be impressed at theyre ass-kicking ability.

  101. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is how many failures were there for each success.

    Also, DARPA is not the Army. DoD yes, but not directly Army like this project.

  102. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by susano_otter · · Score: 2

    Actually, while Navy culture seems to focus heavily on maintaining the paint jobs on their vessels, the Army has no congruent urge to paint things. The closest match you'd get in the Army would be "if it moves, salute it, if it doesn't, don't", which isn't nearly as interesting.

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  103. Re:offtopic:The myth lives on... read your car man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is yet another MYTH perpetuated by various automotive companies. There was a time when 3000 was appropriate, back in the 70's.

    False.

    I'm a member of a network of automotive technicians from all around the world: iATN. We have 40,000+ members, all in the automotive repair business, the vast majority of them are technicians that work for independent auto repair facilities. We were asked in a private poll (i.e. the results were not available on the public part of the site, or to be shown to consumers), how often we change our oil on the vehicles we personally own.

    56% stated every 3000 miles. All the other choices were under 13%. The next most popular selection was every 2500 miles -- 12.9%. 10.5% change their oil every 3500 miles. The highest selection available was "7500 or more," and only 2.9% chose that. There were 2000 votes tallied, which at the time was a sizable amount of our membership. (Poll was taken in 1998.)

    These are what these guys do with their own vehicles. They weren't answering this question to 'sell' oil changes, because they knew the poll was only going to be viewed by other iATN members.

    I drive an 1988 Civic (still gets 40 mpg) and I change the oil & filter when necessary, only because it's that old. However, the manual recommends to change the oil every 7,500 miles - two and a half times your number! And this is a recommendation from 15 years ago.

    Do you think we have learned anything about car maintenance in 15 years? You say that it's that old as if that makes it better information, not worse?!

    What I'm getting at is: before assuming ANY maintainance on your car, READ THE MANUAL.

    Have fun, then. Preventative maintenance is far cheaper than repairing your vehicle later when the engine needs to be replaced.

    YMMV... literally.

  104. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    Since this is actual Army, it probably means it's something reasonably close to practical. Not that everything the Army works on is going to turn out right, but it tells you at least somebody had a good reason to believe that it wasn't total vaporware.

  105. An Army Lives On Its Paperwork by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First requisition one pint of nanotech paint, splash it on your ream of paper.. then you can program it to display your requisition without needing a printer.

  106. Army Maintenance by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    At a post, the Army paints whatever ain't dirt.
    In combat conditions, the Army tries to make everything look like dirt. The army you are looking for is not here. Move along...

  107. DARPA by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ever hear of DARPA? Ever use any of their inventions? (Hint: think Al Gore.)

    No, I never used Al Gore. They should have worked on him some more before releasing him.

    1. Re:DARPA by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey, I *invented* Al Gore.

      :-)

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  108. Invisibly repaired cracks by kilonad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the nanotech that will be repairing the cracks is anything like the self-healing plastic, I really hope they find a way to make the repairing particles a different color, or maybe add some dye or something. If you've got a bunch of cracks in an area, and all the fixing particles are currently in use, you've got an area that can no longer fix itself. If the fixing particles are the same color as the stuff they're healing, you'd have no idea that it got damaged in the first place. You wouldn't want to go into battle with a tank that's unknowingly damaged.

  109. The Obvious Paint Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was thinking that if we had this paint for the next war, we could make captured military bases be programmed so when viewed from above one sees: ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US. But there won't be any Iraqi aircraft to see it...

  110. Does this mean... by sagien · · Score: 1

    .. that that Bird of Prey will have a cloaking device?

    Maybe?

  111. *laughs* by Spokehedz · · Score: 0

    What a hilarious story...

    Completely OT, but still funny.

  112. How about dynamic camo? by vrmlguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Imagine connecting the nontech-based paint job to the vehicle's speedometer. As the vehicle moves, the camo pattern could scroll at the same speed in the opposite direction. In the proper environment, this could make the vehicle difficult to spot when moving, since the observer's eyes would be presented with data not normally present in nature.

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    1. Re:How about dynamic camo? by rat7307 · · Score: 3, Funny

      magine connecting the nontech-based paint job to the vehicle's speedometer. As the vehicle moves, the camo pattern could scroll at the same speed in the opposite direction. In the proper environment, this could make the vehicle difficult to spot when moving, since the observer's eyes would be presented with data not normally present in nature.

      Screw that, make my car jet black and as i speed up, make all the leading edges start to glow like an SR71 plane (or shuttle on re-entry).....

      How cool would that be????

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  113. Bah, here is REAL paint you can't buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    And I don't know why.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/08/000 82 2082034.htm

    Under controlled laboratory conditions, polyaniline prevented rust 10,000 times more effectively than zinc, reported Wessling. In field tests, it proved three to 10 times more effective. Still, says Wessling, that's enough to outlast the usefulness of most products.

  114. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by The+Raven · · Score: 2

    There are current, actual uses for nanotechnology, mostly in the realm of sensors so far. However, you are correct that this is the one of the first macroscopic uses granted funding by the government... I'm sure there have been classified projects receiving funding in nanotechnology before now.

    But I agree with the parent post... this is not news, this is a notice that there may be news sometime in the future, that the army hopes there will be news if they throw enough money at the problem, and they are detailing what they hope the news will be several years from now.

    Hope and speculation... not news.

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  115. Haxor meets grafitti ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm - I can just see it - enemy hackers attach US military by compromising their tactical networks and command all ordanence to change to international orange.

    Or reprogram the nanotechs to start eating whatever they are painted on.

    Not to mention 'future war' syndrome where people inhale nanotech particles emitted when dislodged by bullets and turn up green in more ways than one.

  116. Re:Women and nanotech by Cheese+Cracker · · Score: 1

    The moderators lack of humor.

  117. Imagine a Beowulf painting done with that stuff by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Oh, come on now, somebody had to say it...


    So you've got your nanotech computing surface paint, why not put it to work? The processors are presumably a lot slower than modern CPUs, but so what, they don't have much better to do other than decide what color to be (What color is a chameleon in a mirror?) So give it some solar power source and let it compute things in its spare time.

    The other problem is what kind of computation a system like that would do "Why am I here?" "How do I get somewhere else that nobody will shoot at me?" "I smell paint remover! Run away! Run away!"

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  118. on the pelvis thrusting front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm looking forward to doing a few leisurely pelvis thrusts wearing these new nanotech pants. "Excuse me," I'll say. "Where do you keep your nanotech pants? Really? Is there somewhere I can do a few pelvis thrusts to test these out?"

  119. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Fat+Casper · · Score: 5, Funny
    Of course...I believe the Army has the same motto...

    No, in the Army we only salute people that we want snipers to hit. And it seems that people who want salutes are the ones we already want to salute...

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  120. Maybe even Practical by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    Remember the 1970's custom van craze, with elaborate Frazetta-looking airbrush murals? Now imagine the same kitschy artwork, only animated. Are you having flashbacks? No, the Greatful Dead skeleton on that guy's van really is waving at you.
    If they can really do this, maybe, just maybe, they can get rid of the turn indicator lights and have the nano-goomies blink on and off.
  121. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could Do With Smart Paint." It's not like this stuff is even close to being anything other than vaporware, even in a lab setting.

    How about there are 3 types of 'flip' nano machines with a 'neutral' top and colored bottom (red, green, & blue), which attach to the body. On command, a random dispersion of a certain percentage of each color would flip over and change the color of the body. For a more certain coloring pattern, you could have the nanos seek out the other 2 types of colors and 'link' up to form a triangular structure, maybe like the pattern you see on a CRT. Maybe you could have regional commands that could be activated by a 'wand' which would allow you to 'paint' patterns of some sort?

  122. Today Altering Camoflage ... by brandido · · Score: 2

    Tomorrow - Engage the cloaking device!

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  123. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
    There are current, actual uses for nanotechnology, mostly in the realm of sensors so far.

    And if the "paint" means not having to tape M-8 paper to things any more, that's awesome.

    And I agree with you... this is not news, this is a notice that there may be news sometime in the future, that the army hopes there will be news if they throw enough money at the problem, and they are hoping for public support for their funding. Surprised?

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  124. Re:electronic signature. by ScottForbes · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I'm envisioning some enemy discovering the signal used to tell the paint to change color, then broadcasting a signal to turn all the US tanks hot pink.

    If you can intercept a signal that says "All right, you worthless maggots! Change tank color to HOT PINK, on my mark!" and replace it with your own signal, then you can do a lot more damage than just changing the tank's color.

  125. Rorschach by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of the mask used by Rorschach in "Watchmen". It is supposed to be liquid ink between sheets of plastic.

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  126. Invisible Paint by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
    "What we hope this coating can do is amazing. We're also looking at making it seem invisible." . . . A prototype "smart" coating may be developed as early as 2005, she says.

    Oooo. Invisible paint. For billions of dollars.

    Can I sell anyone an $800 hammer before some dumb little kid says, "Look Mommy! That tank isn't wearing any paint!"

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  127. And that's not all... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Actually, it goes beyond proposal -- and beyond paint, as it would allow vehicles to change camo patterns very easily, and would also repair micro-cracks and fractures without the need for service."

    And crabs won't be the only thing our boys will have to worry about when overseas!

    "Don't ride on top of that tank son or you'll be ichin' lick crazy tonight. You'll wake up with one hell of a tattoo and your butt sowed shut."

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  128. Yes... by Tuffnut · · Score: 1

    "Army leaders estimate the total cost for U.S. Department of Defense corrosion-related problems at $10 billion per year -- $2 billion of which is related to painting and paint-scraping operations. " what in the name of all thats holy are they basing these figures on? $2 billion dollars to paint stuff? jesus christ, if i knew painters were making so much money i'd have become one myself.

  129. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Road · · Score: 1

    That's mostly true. After Desert Storm though, I "volunteered" to stay in Saudi for a few months and help repaint all of 1st Armor Division's vehicles. We did have to wear big marshmallow suits etc. to prevent exposure to the CARC paint. It's not often that soldiers use it, but it does happen.

  130. Indirect detection methods would still work by EnlightenedDuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quick puzzle - let's say this nano-machine laden paint is developed, is economical, and can change camaflouge automatically - or, even a step better, render the tank effectively invisible. Now let's say this tank is invading Iraq (or any other country) - don't you think it would kick up a fair amount of dust driving cross country? So we'd have these invisible tanks kicking up huge clouds of dust or plumes of mud or....don't think it would take a genius to figure out where the tank is, even if you can't see it:)

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    1. Re:Indirect detection methods would still work by tx_mgm · · Score: 1

      yeah, you'd be able to see it then, no matter what camo it has painted on it. but, a moving tank isnt exactly a machine used for stealth. i figure an invisible tank would do something more like sit still and wait for the enemy. then, the puff of sand or whatever will be seen by the target only when the tanks are firing on his/her unlucky ass...wouldnt really matter at that point anyway.
      also, invisible tanks would be good for storage: why build a fortress to defend parked tanks/jets/any-other-military-equipment if the enemy doesnt even know where the hell it is anyway? it would be the dawn of a new kind of blitzkrieg (sp?) since the troops dont have to stop the offensive to even fortify themselves.

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  131. Re:military R&D spending produces more REAL re by forkboy · · Score: 2

    At least in military R&D, enough research is done so that fundamental breakthroughs are accomplished

    At least corporate R&D doesn't use my tax dollars.

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  132. Street stealth by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2

    You should look into getting some road vehicle stealth technology, dude.

    http://www.blinder.dk/

  133. Yes, well by KnightStalker · · Score: 2

    Note that I'm a lazy slob and not a four-star general. ;-)

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  134. Funneh! by jeeryg_flashaccess · · Score: 1

    From http://www.blinder.dk/:
    "Tired of Speeding Tickets? Only Laser jammers can prevent you from getting speeding tickets."

    Um...How about not speeding?

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  135. those crazy americans... by hangingonwords · · Score: 1

    i had a pair of gloves like that, they were called freazy freakies and they would change color in the cold... that's just like the army to steal an idea from the 80's and try to make it sound like it's something all new and fancy like. and maybe it's not the paint that changes color, maybe it's all the acid in the MRE's?!? either way, this has been done and the army should learn from bad fashion ideas from the 80's... /paul

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  136. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by Wirr · · Score: 1
    > No, the point of this article is that no one has done anything useful yet with nanotech on virtually any scale. This may be the first Real World(TM) application of nanotech on a large scale.


    Actually there are 2 product on the market now using nano-particles that I know of.

    Sunblocker's using nano-particles to absorb UV-light

    Selfcleaning window-glass

  137. That's just an option for four wheels by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2

    When you drive a Suzuki Hayabusa (like I do), not speeding is not an option. :-)

  138. $10 billion a year to repaint the tanks green! by elliott666 · · Score: 1

    yeah right that all goes to paint!

  139. 3D technology? by djkitsch · · Score: 1

    You could borrow from the current research into 3D viewer-independant displays - there are people working on ways to allow 3d displays to be viewed by many people from many positions...

    Obviously easier said than done, but it's worth a thought...

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  140. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by jimsnail · · Score: 1

    well there are also nanotubes used for strengthening tennis racquets.. The French tennis-racquet manufacturer Babolat already incorporates nanotubes into its "Nanotube VS" racquets. But what is that self cleaning window glass? I'd not heard of that before.

  141. Nanotech Pants for Military by Porag_Spliffing · · Score: 1

    I could have sworn that was the title. Simple mis reads often prove more interesting than the story :)

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  142. Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LT: Sergant, go over to that jeep and fetch my rifle!

    SGT: What jeep?

  143. Re:offtopic:The myth lives on... read your car man by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    You obviously misread most of what I wrote.

    To begin with, I was criticizing the blanket statement written by the parent post. It gave the impression that it's wrong/stupid to disregard the 3000 mile "rule". I was saying that the frequency depends on your car and the car's condition since oil-changes are meant to remove particles (ie. metal) within the lubrication system. This particle buildup does not occur at a standard rate, even over the life of a vehicle.

    You wrote: Do you think we have learned anything about car maintenance in 15 years? You say that it's that old as if that makes it better information, not worse?!

    Do you think that cars are worse since 15 years ago? How do you explain higher overall fuel efficiency and cleaner exhaust?

    I wrote: What I'm getting at is: before assuming ANY maintainance on your car, READ THE MANUAL.

    You wrote: Have fun, then. Preventative maintenance is far cheaper than repairing your vehicle later when the engine needs to be replaced.

    I agree, 15 years without replacement. Kinda means something, huh? If you read my comment correctly, you'd understand that the manual will give you a better idea of what parts require more attention more often. I don't need a new car every year, but I'm constantly bombarded with advertisements telling me to the contrary. Why should I listen to another advertisement telling me that I need to replace my oil every 3000 miles? They don't know my car. Why should I listen to them?

    You wrote: YMMV... literally.

    I actually laughed when I read this. It shows that you agree with me. "Your Mileage My Vary" suggests a direct reference to the manufacturer's claim. You're indicating that everyone should refer to the manufacturer's claim and NOT that of the overall industry. Thank you!

    Like I said, READ THE MANUAL. Adjust from that point, depending on the state of your vehicle.

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  144. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by srmalloy · · Score: 2
    Good thing this is the Army and not the Navy, or else the old "If it moves, salute it, if it doesn't move, paint it gray" motto would be right out the window!

    And for those of you who were curious, this does explain the occasional gray admiral...
  145. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by srmalloy · · Score: 2
    No, the point of this article is that no one has done anything useful yet with nanotech on virtually any scale. This may be the first Real World(TM) application of nanotech on a large scale.

    The sci-fi books have little bloodwork nanobots, star-trek-like replicators, and other, well, sci-fi uses. The only Real World application I've heard of before this was arrays of nanomirrors on microscopic rotors, and I don't know if that made it past the prototype stage.

    I wonder just how many things we use in the Real World(tm) came about because someone was reading SF, thought 'That would be really useful to have' or something similar, and went out and found a way to do it. Let's see... water beds, waldoes, artificial satellites... William Keith's Warstrider series are the books I've read most recently that incorporate nanoflage on military vehicles. I think that perhaps this project depended more on the salesmanship of some SF reader seeing the potential to turn SF into reality than on the military command structure itself having the vision to come up with an idea like this on its own.
  146. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by plover · · Score: 2
    I apologize, I said "nanotech" when I should have said "nanomachines."

    Yes, nanotubes (and even C-60 buckyballs) are seeing real world applications. But those are not "smart" or "machines", those are just useful and conviently shaped tiny tiny particles.

    I hadn't really considered self-cleaning glass a nanomachine, but I guess now I agree with you. According to the PPG web site, UV light provides the "energy" required to clean it (it doesn't work at night), so there must be some "mechanism" at work (although the web site mentions only a transparent coating of titanium dioxide.)

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  147. Re:Because you know they're going to get slashdott by plover · · Score: 2
    Nowhere did I say that we shouldn't pursue anything just because it was sci-fi. All I'm saying is that so far, the sci-fi uses for nanotech have remained mostly out of reach.

    Sci-fi is a great motivator! Without dreams of wonderful gadgets, no one would create them.

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  148. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has
    a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk
    storage, a screen resolution of 4096 x 4096 pixels, relies entirely on
    voice recognition for input, fits in your shirt pocket and costs $300.
    What's the first question that the computer community asks?

    "Is it PC compatible?"

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