Would be hard to get gather "desk computer" freaks to a copy party. Well, on the other hand, you will not need to arrange tables these guy's computers...
Microsoft releases MS Mac User Converter® Monday October 9, 2:04 pm ET
REDMOND, WA, Oct. 9/PropagandaNewswire/ -- Microsoft has revelead their latest innovation, MS Mac User Converter®. MS Mac User Converter® is a product that converts a Macintosh® user to MS Windows XP® user. "Our internal tests has been more successful than we had expected," said Steve Ballmer, the CEO of Microsoft®. "If we can successfully convert all Macintosh® users to MS Windows XP®, we're going to dominate 96% of the desktop market." Ballmer said. "Next step is to convert all the Linux® users, but we still have some problems that needs to be solved. Linux® users tend to be tougher to convert." Ballmer said.
Microsoft® can now add MS Mac User Converter® to their already successful list of innovations, such as:
MS Windows®
MS Excel®
MS Word®
MS Powerpoint®
MS DOS®
Microsoft® clearly shows the world that they're ahead of their competitors. "None of the competitors have been able to launch a product like MS Mac User Converter®. This strengthens Microsoft®'s position on the market" said Blackie Lawless, industry analyst for Gartner Dataquest's Software Industry Research group®.
Microsoft's ethics or actually lack of ethics does make you wonder what this machine actually does... I don't want this type of entertainment center if they can look at how I use it, what I'm listening to, what I'm watching etc... And I want to be able to do whatever I want to do with my equipment, and I'm sure Bill has made sure to make that harder. The more MS gets their DRM into the core of the hardware, the harder it will become to use it. So, the solution is... don't buy anything with DRM built into it.:)
Use liquids with different density that doesn't mix, like vegetable oil and water. Use food coloring for better effect. When the kids have seen that the oil floats on top of the water, pour some salt into the glass... it will bring parts of the oil to the bottom.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist in figuring out who's the murderer and who stole the rocket belt... it was Duke Nukem!!! He has had this fascination with rocket belts ever since Duke Nukem 3D. Whacking one guy and turn the two others against each other was all part of Duke's masterplan of getting his hands on a real rocket belt.
The Chinese people I know (both inside and outside of mainland China) don't care too much of what the government tells them. They know that a lot of what's said from government organizations etc are truths with modifications. You have to read between the lines to get the truth. My best guess is that a lot of Chinese people don't bother about the virus warnings because they don't trust their government. On the other hand, the Chinese government has brought up the Chinese into not believing what the US government says either... Just remember FBI's international Code Red warning.
Maybe the National Computer Virus Emergency Response Center's report is part of a wider campaign into getting people ready for the upcoming Chinese Windows clone. (a guess would be that it has a lot of government sponsored spyware...) Making people aware of Microsoft's crappy software and then giving them a "fresh" alternative.
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Would be hard to get gather "desk computer" freaks
to a copy party. Well, on the other hand, you will
not need to arrange tables these guy's computers...
Guys, don't forget to bring your chairs!
Monday October 9, 2:04 pm ET
REDMOND, WA, Oct. 9
MS Mac User Converter®. MS Mac User Converter® is a product that converts a Macintosh® user
to MS Windows XP® user. "Our internal tests has been more successful than we had expected," said
Steve Ballmer, the CEO of Microsoft®. "If we can successfully convert all Macintosh® users to MS
Windows XP®, we're going to dominate 96% of the desktop market." Ballmer said. "Next step is to
convert all the Linux® users, but we still have some problems that needs to be solved. Linux® users
tend to be tougher to convert." Ballmer said.
Microsoft® can now add MS Mac User Converter® to their already successful list of innovations,
such as:
- MS Windows®
- MS Excel®
- MS Word®
- MS Powerpoint®
- MS DOS®
Microsoft® clearly shows the world that they're ahead of their competitors. "None of the competitorshave been able to launch a product like MS Mac User Converter®. This strengthens Microsoft®'s
position on the market" said Blackie Lawless, industry analyst for Gartner Dataquest's Software
Industry Research group®.
Microsoft's ethics or actually lack of ethics does make you wonder what this machine actually :)
does... I don't want this type of entertainment center if they can look at how I use it, what I'm
listening to, what I'm watching etc... And I want to be able to do whatever I want to do with my
equipment, and I'm sure Bill has made sure to make that harder. The more MS gets their DRM
into the core of the hardware, the harder it will become to use it. So, the solution is... don't buy
anything with DRM built into it.
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Use liquids with different density that doesn't
mix, like vegetable oil and water. Use food
coloring for better effect. When the kids have
seen that the oil floats on top of the water, pour
some salt into the glass... it will bring parts of
the oil to the bottom.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist in figuring out who's the murderer and who stole the rocket belt...
it was Duke Nukem!!! He has had this fascination with rocket belts ever since Duke Nukem 3D.
Whacking one guy and turn the two others against each other was all part of Duke's masterplan of
getting his hands on a real rocket belt.
Bill Suitor should get some extra life insurance and some bodyguards...
The Chinese people I know (both inside and outside of mainland China) don't care too much of what the government tells them. They know that a lot of what's said from government organizations etc are truths with modifications. You have to read between the lines to get the truth. My best guess is that a lot of Chinese people don't bother about the virus warnings because they don't trust their government. On the other hand, the Chinese government has brought up the Chinese into not believing what the US government says either... Just remember FBI's international Code Red warning.
Maybe the National Computer Virus Emergency Response Center's report is part of a wider campaign into getting people ready for the upcoming Chinese Windows clone. (a guess would be that it has a lot of government sponsored spyware...) Making people aware of Microsoft's crappy software and then giving them a "fresh" alternative.