User: Stephen King

Re:What?!

On: Interview with Matthew Dillon of DragonFly BSD

I don't know about BSD, but I'm not dead.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: Prisimq MediaServer Support For Linux

Sorry, but you're still wrong. I'm still not dead yet!

Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 55

On: Anticipating Earthquakes

You know, this is really getting old. I'm still not dead yet.

Re:Sad news, Stephen King dead at 54

On: Dan Bricklin: Democratizing the Web

Who modded this "+1 Insightful"? I've got an insight for you: I'm not dead!

Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 55

On: SCO Claims Kernel Contains UnixWare Code

I'm baaaaak.

Actually, I never left. And I'm still not dead.

Re:omg

On: Hydrogen Fuel Station in Iceland

Jeeze, have you been had! The guy posted it three times to the same story -- so sad, how low he's sunk, he even posted the same text each time. Not up to the quality of the "Stephen King is Dead" trolls of the past; hell, the means of my death wasn't reported in any of them.

Oh, and I'm still not dead!

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: Linux Media Jukebox on the Cheap

Sad news... Stephen King Troll modded down again. And wrong, again. I'm Still Not Dead(tm)!

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: Java Performance Tuning, 2nd Ed.

Sad news, Stephen King troll wrong again at 14.

Re:Hmm

On: Ender's Game Influences US Army Training

Oh, I don't know about that. My kids didn't turn into axe murderers.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: The Googlewashing Of Our Language

Wrong. I'm still not dead.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: Zaurus SL-5600/SL-5500 Comparison Whitepaper

Hmm, lemme check... Nope, I'm still not dead.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: Military Grade Laptops

Geeze, I go away for the weekend, and all hell breaks loose on Slashdot! Sorry, but I'm still not dead.

Re:stephen king has been found dead at age 55

On: Local Root Hole in Linux Kernels

Yeah, no kidding. That one wasn't even worth refuting. BTW, I'm still not dead yet!

Re:Stephen King is Dead!!

On: Commander Keen: 13 Years Later

Hmmm, that's news to me.

Re:Stephen King is Dead!!

On: Commander Keen: 13 Years Later

I haven't written in the past couple of years because I'm retiring.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: ELC Releases Embedded Linux Standard v1.0

Hey! Stop this! I'm not dead yet!

Re:Steven King

On: Ask Internet Expert Dave Barry

Dave will be the first to tell you, I'm not a very good singer. But then, neither is he, so we're even. My mood varies from day to day, but when I'm in the band I don't rage, I rock.

Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54

On: What Should I Do With My Life?

Dear Troll,

Thank you for your kind words, but I'm not dead yet!

Sincerely,
S.K.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 54

On: Tuxedo Park

I'm still not dead, but thanks for thinking of me.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: MIT Spam Conference Conclusions

No, I'm not (dead). I don't think I should comment on your claim that I'm an American icon, but you certainly have become a Slashdot icon, and there's no denying your contributions to the slagheap that is Slashdot culture.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: FreeBSD 5.0 Available

No, I'm not!

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King is dead

On: The Borderlands Of Science

I'm afraid you're mistaken. I'm not dead.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: MMORPGs, Are You There Yet?

No, I'm not dead.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King is dead at 55

On: Inside Symantec's 'Security Center'

No, I'm not.

Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55

On: AMD and IBM Working Together on Future Chips

No, I'm not.