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Inside Symantec's 'Security Center'

dipfan writes "There's a fascinating view looking at Symantec's Virginia security centre, where the company defends its corporate clients' networks against those wicked hackers. Scary quote from the Washington Post article: 'The Alexandria facility is a private, miniature version of the kind of public Internet-monitoring capability the Bush administration wants the federal government to develop to protect the nation's electronic infrastructure.'"

225 comments

  1. This is as it should be by ajs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, if you were trying to stay one step ahead of the people breaking into systems, wouldn't you have a network with a bunch of honeypots and as much logging as you could manage?

    This is basic network security practice, no?

    1. Re:This is as it should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.
      Honeypotes add nothing to 'security', they are just great research and educational tools.

    2. Re:This is as it should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bullshit. If there is a honeypot on my network it can draw hackers away from the critical stuff giving me the chance to notice their activity before they cause to much trouble.

    3. Re:This is as it should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidentally Syantec also has a honeypot product.

    4. Re:This is as it should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honeypotes add nothing to 'security', they are just great research and educational tools.

      And what do you think that security center was set up for in the first place?

  2. Hacks originate? by Maeryk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every five minutes or so, a giant, illuminated globe appears on the central screen and starts to rotate, displaying the locations worldwide where hackers are launching the most attacks.

    Yep.. most of it is new york, and most of the hits they are aiming for are that giant flashing thing on the rotating illuminated globe labeled "The Gibson".

    Then all the Symantec people skateboard around listening to Orbital.

    maeryk

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    1. Re:Hacks originate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, that's a realy good visual. You should be modded up for being funny.

    2. Re:Hacks originate? by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah and their root password is god, and all of the "security professionals" have lame as 1337 n4m3z.

    3. Re:Hacks originate? by blingitybling · · Score: 1

      2 Words......Floating Algorithms.

    4. Re:Hacks originate? by EvilAlien · · Score: 1

      That would be futile, nobody can hack The Gibson!

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  3. What if they mess up? by dirvish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If one of their clien'ts systems get hosed do they just let them know and say sorry or do they have some kind of insurance?

    1. Re:What if they mess up? by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "If data is transmitted, she can see that, too -- and not only when it is moved by outsiders. Symantec has caught insiders improperly sending pre-merger details and pre-earnings data and has reported those findings to the employees' bosses."

      I'm sure they sign some NDAs and whatnot, but it might be awful tempting for a 30-40k a year 'analyst' to take that ball and run with it.

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    2. Re:What if they mess up? by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 2

      There is no reason why it should be any different to any other IT outsourcing contract.

      They will have SLAs (Service Level Agreements) with their customers that lay out quite legally what their obligations are and their limitations of liability.

      And yes, I am sure they will have Liability Insurance as a second level of back-up; just like a painter decorator has incase they spill paint all over your carpet.

    3. Re:What if they mess up? by dev0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's exactly what I thought when I read that. If they're reading all the emails going into and out of the companies that they monitor (which they must be doing to see that kind of information), then they're seeing a hell of a lot more than pre-merger details. NDAs are great and all, but that thought kinda scares me.

      It's bad enough knowing that our own admins do such things.. but an entire outside organization having access to all our correspondence?

      *shudder* I wish more people used encryption..

    4. Re:What if they mess up? by n3rd · · Score: 2

      If they're reading all the emails going into and out of the companies that they monitor (which they must be doing to see that kind of information), then they're seeing a hell of a lot more than pre-merger details.

      How about this: Instead of monitoring all e-mails their client can provide them with a string to watch for and they can only check those e-mail. Say for example "our merger with company X is almost complete". Another idea is to watch for the signature at the bottom of an e-mail "Joe Smith CEO" or something.

      If they use something like that is's a win/win situation. Symanetc has to read fewer e-mails and the client retains more privacy.

    5. Re:What if they mess up? by doctor_oktagon · · Score: 2

      If one of their clien'ts systems get hosed do they just let them know and say sorry or do they have some kind of insurance?


      The SLA will state they make best endevours but will give no guarantees ... how can they?

    6. Re:What if they mess up? by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but the client could just start using pig latin.

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  4. Heh... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best croporate security policy starts by not boasting about the security procedures. Not for security by obscurity, but simply not to boast and make oneself a target for crackers.

    1. Re:Heh... by ajs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then again, the best source of network intrusion data is to boast about the quality of your security and then sit back and log the results :-)

      This is just a honeypot network, which if you think about it, is the only reasonable way for them to get the information they need on network intrusion.

    2. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No strutting around attempting to ripple their undeveloped geek muscles and saying we are the best will keep the bad guys out. See we have degrees and the hackers don't, we are better, we have the paper to prove we fell into line, and sucked up what our professors spewed forth and regurgitated it for the exams. No independant, untrained, unorthadox person can get by our security....no-way.

    3. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      On that note, for those of you who missed the link at the bottom of the article, a video of the facility is also included:

      Original Embedded Video Page
      Direct Link

      The video is in Real format.

    4. Re:Heh... by n3rd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then again, the best source of network intrusion data is to boast about the quality of your security and then sit back and log the results :-)

      This is just a honeypot network, which if you think about it, is the only reasonable way for them to get the information they need on network intrusion.


      Actually, this more than likely won't work too well.

      Their company says "We're a security company, come own our network!". What will happen? All the script kiddies will hit it, probably DoS it some and nothing new will be learned.

      The people who have new, unreleased or self created exploits and techniques won't hit the network because they know they are being watched. If they did they would in a sense be helping the enemy. If you were a blackhat would you try to own a self-proclaimed honeypot that belongs to a network security company and let them learn your secrets? I wouldn't.

    5. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crackers? Fuck off you wannabe ESR fag. It is hackers. HACKERS! HACKERS! HACKERS!

      Crackers are either things that you eat or white people

    6. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Only script-kidz and wannabes using 3 year old exploits and prepackaged DDoS tools are gonna hack a known honeypot network.

      Hell, if I found some new exploit in IIS or sendmail I sure as hell wouldn't use it against a known honeypot.

    7. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. There is no way that people who have spent years studying general programming principles and in the case of phd's years more studying network security could possibly be innovative. After all, it is only the untrained person that can possibly use new methods to do anything.

      Seriously, see how stupid that sounds? I am not saying a college degree makes them perfect. But it does not make them automatically wrong either. How about we wait and see how long it takes to be hacked? Will it? Eventually, but don't be on it being fast or easy.

    8. Re:Heh... by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      *SARCASM OVERLOAD..... BOOM!!!!!*

      Seriously people, could you actually say what you mean rather than being ultra-sarcastic and expecting people to realise? There will come a point where they don't. There's a limit to how much sarcasm should be used in a post. Every sentence in the parent post is sarcastic, and the poster means the *exact* opposits of what he/she actually posted. At least, I think that's the case.

    9. Re:Heh... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The video is in Real format.

      Then convert it, or something. Many people here loathe RealPlayer.

    10. Re:Heh... by ajs · · Score: 2

      Umm... we are talking about the same company here, right? Have you ever known any of their products to be capable of catching truly creative and unique intrusions of any sort? They're a signature vendor, and they do a very good job of it.

      In order to get a list of the signatures (network traffic and disk-image alike) for every common form of intrusion, you need this kind of a network. Is there some other way to get this info that I'm not aware of?

      Would you trust a company that said, "we have done a few google searches for root kits and we think we have some good software based on that"?

  5. "Security Events" by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not that they're irrelevant to hacking by any means, but "security events" probably includes every time a ping attempt passes into the network. Saying they detect 15,000 "security events" per day is pretty good propaganda from a company looking to attract clients.

    1. Re:"Security Events" by Unknown+Relic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why not include all of what you're quoting?

      'Big numbers are par for the course at the Alexandria center, where analysts detect more than 15,000 discrete "security events" against Symantec's clients every day. About 4,000 are deemed real hacker attacks after further analysis, company officials said.'

      Intrusion detection systems often return a fair number of false positive hits. All they're saying here is that their system returns 16,000 positive results, a little over 25% of which are actually cause for concern.

    2. Re:"Security Events" by sysjkb · · Score: 1
      Have you watched your Apache error log recently? I see 3452 attempts by script kiddies to break into my web server using security problems in .asp, .dll, and .exe files since November 21. Not that any of them would actually work against a Solaris/Apache system, but I'd sure class them all as "security events".

      Sincerely yours,
      Jeffrey Boulier

    3. Re:"Security Events" by petong · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think this should be part of the default apache httpd.conf file:

      RedirectMatch ^.*\.(exe|dll).* http://www.microsoft.com

    4. Re:"Security Events" by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 2

      Dispatch ACK packets to sector 7g, we have detected enemy SYN packets vectored for that sector.

      This place really sounds like a joke for marketing droids to drool over.

      Next thing you know when you type AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA as a search string on symantecs site it will think you're trying to create a NOP slide.

  6. It would be... by RebelTycoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bush administration wants the federal government to develop to protect the nation's electronic infrastructure

    It would be a tragedy should the terrorists win, destroy all the porn sites on the Internet. They think the US was pissed off with 9-11? Wait until we have no porn... They won't have a chance!

    1. Re:It would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you retarded? Dont you know porn funds terrorism!?!?!?!

    2. Re:It would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I've got it archived...

    3. Re:It would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They think the US was pissed off with 9-11? Wait until we have no porn... They won't have a chance!

      Bah, the fun part of porn is discovering and making NEW porn. If all the porn on the Internet was destroyed in an instant tomorrow I guarentee you that there'd be another 5 terabytes of porn online within 24 hours. Porn is the single greatest driving force of the Internet and politicians should embrace and support it if they want to look tech savy! We need federal funding for pornography startups. When you think about it, there's no harm in it. Porn is a passive hobby for most people and it's quite healthy.

    4. Re:It would be... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Porn is a passive hobby for most people and it's quite healthy.

      LOL! Did you really mean what you said there?

  7. They forgot to mention the best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Peter Norton running around screaming "SOMEBODY ATE MY UNDERWEAR!!!" It really is a sight to behold.

  8. Extensive by First_In_Hell · · Score: 2, Funny

    So that's where all of those viruses have been originating from! Symantec has to justify their product's yearly updates somehow.

  9. Like Counterpane? by scubacuda · · Score: 3, Informative
    Looks a lot of like what Counterpane does.

    On a side note:

    2003-01-09 09:20:20 Symantec's Security Central (articles,news) (rejected)

    (I'm not bitter!)

    1. Re:Like Counterpane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, Counterpane performs Internet security for the White Hou$e. Not too far from the Bu$h administration Eh?

    2. Re:Like Counterpane? by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      Looks a lot of like what Counterpane [counterpane.com] does.

      Haha! I love it. Especially the Javascript counter for 'Network Events Processed' that increments at a rate of about 1,000 per second ;-)

  10. Inside Linux's security center by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... three guys, two cases of beer, one bag of pretzels, and an NFL playoff game, neither of whom gives a crap about the latest virii because their operating system doesn't support them.

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    1. Re:Inside Linux's security center by core+plexus · · Score: 2
      And because they didn't update, and weren't paying attention, and advertised their vulnerabilities, someone rooted their box. Of course, this happens with windows, also.

      That's Just a Burglar Alarm -- Ignore It!

    2. Re:Inside Linux's security center by sheriff_p · · Score: 5, Informative

      Despite killing any credibility you had by using the word 'virii', you might be interested in:

      Linux/Slapper
      Linux/Etap

      or any of the host of others (those are the most interesting in my eyes). But seriously, what is it with people saying that Linux is somehow invincible when it comes to viruses? An unpatched Windows box is no less secure that almost any unpatched BSD or Linux distro from six months ago (see: OpenSSH vulnerabilities).

      There's a great article about weenies who seem to think that their click-and-drool Mandrake install is somehow impenetrable here:

      http://www.virusbtn.com/magazine/archives/200209/l inux_malware.xml

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    3. Re:Inside Linux's security center by 1lus10n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      noobs tend to belive linux is perfect.

      but thats not true, it has its flaws - but the point is that even in the worst case the flaws are fix(ed)able. and usually within a few days.

      however windows has a history of taking MONTHS to patch holes. and their holes are a hell of alot easier to exploit.

      i do not care if some lazy dipshnnnt doesnt turn of sendmail (spam) or make sure he is running an updated version of ssh or apache. couldnt care less. what i do care about is that *I* can update it. and *I* can turn it off. and that *I* dont have to sign some EULA saying i have to give up my soul for a patch that shouldn't even require a EULA !

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    4. Re:Inside Linux's security center by sheriff_p · · Score: 2

      To be honest, I agree. It's certainly a lot easier to get patches for most vulnerabilities in free software.

      On the other hand, as well as running three varients of BSD, and (*shudder*) Debian, I also look after a number of Windows boxes, one of which belongs to my parents. And, despite being sent numerous virus samples to them, we've somehow managed to avoid any virus infection what-so-ever. Admittedly, I *work* in anti-virus, but the point is: your system's vulnerability to viruses and other exploits is due to you, not your operating system.

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    5. Re:Inside Linux's security center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else notice how that article is written by "Phil d'Espace"? Any relation to Dilbert's "Phil de Cube" I wonder?

    6. Re:Inside Linux's security center by JSmooth · · Score: 1

      Cool! Can you tell me your network's dns or ip? I got some friends who would love a couple of more linuz zombies. They make the best source for distributed scanning...

  11. As for that government monitoring facility... by GMontag · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    To man the government monitoring facility, maybe the new slavery bill, proposed by Rep. Rangel of New York, can be used to supply labor for the place.

    See my homepage and/or journal for a more in-depth analysis of what Rangel is proposing. Hint, it ain't just for drafting soldiers.

    1. Re:As for that government monitoring facility... by ender81b · · Score: 2

      o man the government monitoring facility, maybe the new slavery bill, proposed by Rep. Rangel of New York, can be used to supply labor for the place.

      So irony and sarcasm are no longer appreciated in your world? Hold on let's see how this will pan out.

      flame against me for suggesting that a politician would introduce a bill just for purpose of irony. Vague suggestion that the left isn't serious. Important sounding statements about abuse of power and vast left-wing conspiracy to enslave the world. Defense of the Dubya. Grandiose sounding patriotic defense of his actions. Vague references to enormous threats to our democracy. More suggestions that the left is dominated by sympathizers to the terrorists. Illusion of a vast conspiracy to enslave the population of the United States. Refrences to what *really* happened at waco and ruby ridge.

      Irony .. Irony. learn to appreciate it.

    2. Re:As for that government monitoring facility... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the IDF rather have a palestinian beaten to the consistancy of stew, rather than pizza?

    3. Re:As for that government monitoring facility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the guy has a point. sorry that some of us are so serious about the slavery issue that we do not take the jokes about reinstuting it very well.

    4. Re:As for that government monitoring facility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey stupid, check his link, you can order soup for the good guys too

  12. Anyone else notice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's nagios they have running up on the big screen in the picture of the center. As a side note, NTT/Verio uses Nagios for alot of it's monitoring as well. Their command centers always have at least one nagios view up.

    1. Re:Anyone else notice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how the creator of said software *actually* feels about making it open source? He must have to convince himself pretty regularly that it was the right decision when all these well-off companies could be paying him big bucks to use it. That's just the choices we make though. I'd certainly have a hard time keeping the will to provide updates to these non-paying rich. Of course, if he is otherwise wealthy, it might not be such a big deal.

    2. Re:Anyone else notice... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      and for those that are not familiar you can find nagios here

      this is one kick major ass tool. (it used to be known as Netsaint FYI)

      *** you do not need to mod me up. i just figured i would point that out.***

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    3. Re:Anyone else notice... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      of course it would be helpful if i linked it right ... now wouldnt it.

      better ?
      must remember http:// DOH !!

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    4. Re:Anyone else notice... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Erm... WTF is that site about? It appears merely to display a mirror/redirector hostname and IP address. /me doesn't understand.

    5. Re:Anyone else notice... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      nagios.org is the home page for nagios. to qoute from the cover page :

      " Nagios® is a host and service monitor designed to inform you of network problems before your clients, end-users or managers do. It has been designed to run under the Linux operating system , but works fine under most *NIX variants as well. The monitoring daemon runs intermittent checks on hosts and services you specify using external "plugins" which return status information to Nagios. When problems are encountered, the daemon can send notifications out to administrative contacts in a variety of different ways (email, instant message, SMS, etc.). Current status information, historical logs, and reports can all be accessed via a web browser. Features * Monitoring of network services (SMTP, POP3, HTTP, NNTP, PING, etc.) * Monitoring of host resources (processor load, disk and memory usage, running processes, log files, etc.) * Simple plugin design that allows users to easily develop their own host and service checks * Ability to define network host hierarchy, allowing detection of and distinction between hosts that are down and those that are unreachable * Contact notifications when service or host problems occur and get resolved (via email, pager, or other user-defined method) * Optional escalation of host and service notifications to different contact groups * Ability to define event handlers to be run during service or host events for proactive problem resolution * Support for implementing redundant and distributed monitoring servers * External command interface that allows on-the-fly modifications to be made to the monitoring and notification behavior through the use of event handlers, the web interface, and third-party applications * Retention of host and service status across program restarts * Scheduled downtime for supressing host and service notifications during periods of planned outages * Ability to acknowlege problems via the web interface * Web interface for viewing current network status, notification and problem history, log file, etc. * Simple authorization scheme that allows you restrict what users can see and do from the web interface Click Here For More Screenshots License Nagios® is licensed under the terms of the GNU General Public License Version 2 as published by the Free Software Foundation . This gives you legal permission to copy, distribute and/or modify Nagios under certain conditions. Read the 'LICENSE' file in the Nagios distribution or read the online version of the license for more details. Nagios is provided AS IS with NO WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, INCLUDING THE WARRANTY OF DESIGN, MERCHANTABILITY, AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. "

      basically it kicks major but.

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  13. pre-emptive thread summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux doesn't get Word viruses; Symantec probably writes viruses to keep themselves in business; the Mac doesn't get viruses either; Microsoft is to blame.

    N.B. Viruses.

  14. Need to balance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Symantec needs to balance security concerns against the need to drum up business. This article was positive press, and doesn't give crackers anything substantive to work with. Seems fine to me.

  15. Rotating cubicle by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sitting in a raised, rotating cubicle with built-in computer monitors and its own heat and light controls, Smishko pores over logs

    I'm astounded. I want a rotating cubicle. With a big knob marked 'angular velocity'. In radians per second.

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    1. Re:Rotating cubicle by antdude · · Score: 2

      Me too. I don't have one. :/

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    2. Re:Rotating cubicle by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      I saw these advertised a couple years back. They also have multiple air vents, etc etc. Quite amazing... wish I could remember the company name.

      They made Aeron chairs look like the cheapass metal foldups from the local community hall.

  16. Tom Clancy's Netforce by intrico · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I rented Tom Clancy's Netforce DVD not too long ago. It had a fictional depiction of a government Internet security monitoring task force and command center similar to what the Bush administration wants to create and what's pictured in the symantec article. The story was set around the year 2005, and they even mentioned that it was "after the second gulf war" - very prophetic indeed.

    1. Re:Tom Clancy's Netforce by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      All went well until WOPR was fed some bad data. Of course the programmers had overlooked that error condition and before anyone knew what was happening ... global thermonuclear war!

      Well, I liked that movie. Which I hope you remember.

      I haven't seen the Clancy DVD but I'll take a wild guess that he places complete faith in the competence and integrity of gov't officials? That seems to be a theme of his. :)

    2. Re:Tom Clancy's Netforce by ez76 · · Score: 2, Funny
      All went well until WOPR was fed some bad data
      IN SOVIET BURGER KING, WOPR feeds YOU!
    3. Re:Tom Clancy's Netforce by minus_273 · · Score: 2

      in tom calncy novles, the 2nd gulf war was way back in 1999. UIR vs USA .

      UIR = United islamic republic (iran+iraq)
      happy.

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      The war on terror is a war for peace
    4. Re:Tom Clancy's Netforce by LS · · Score: 4, Informative

      The center pictured in the article looks the way it does BECAUSE of past descriptions of security centers in popular media. If reporters weren't going to be visiting Symantec's security center, they wouldn't have the big monitor array, the dim lighting, and the fancy rotating "cubes".

      I'm not just talking out of my ass - I used to work for the Norton AntiVirus division, and the virus lab only ever had 2 or 3 people in it, but when the reporters came by, 15 of us would all shuffle in and happily type random characters on the keyboard.

      They also had a policy of not allowing any media that went into the virus lab to leave, except by a couple of armed guards who had their guns drawn as they took the evil floppies out of the lab. This was all a show for reporters as well...

      LS

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    5. Re:Tom Clancy's Netforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'In Soviet Russia' thing was kind of cute the first time, and may have even drawn a small grin for 4 or 5 posts (all within two articles), but geez moderators, hasn't this run its course yet?

    6. Re:Tom Clancy's Netforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't hate those who see why this is funnier than the average ISR

  17. scary quote? by deft · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    oh no, bush wants to protect our tech infrastructure.

    is everything the government wants to do automatically bad here? how about the idea of someone protecting our infrastructure.... good!

    the little additions every editor always skews the hell out of the conversation.

    What if the headline read, "Bush administration finally takes internet security seriously and forms unit to protect infrastructure". Wow, now its good.

    If i said they were using linux, youd be writing Bush thankyou letters.

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    1. Re:scary quote? by The+Creator · · Score: 2

      As much as i whould love for my tax dollars to go into rotating cubicles...

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    2. Re:scary quote? by StevenMaurer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a Democrat, and no fan of the Bush administration, but this comment is certainly not Flamebait.

      The concept of catching people who deliberately intrude into other people's systems is a much different from general snooping on people who are going about their daily business. Honeypots are not the problem. It's systems like Carnivore we need to be worried about.

    3. Re:scary quote? by El · · Score: 2

      Yep, I want the same people that brought us Amtrak running our nation's network security, you betcha!

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    4. Re:scary quote? by napoleonin · · Score: 1

      Sometimes slashdot is so childish it's unbelievable. Why is this flamebait? The attitude that everything government/corporation does is bad, and everything open source does is good, is really pathetic.

      Isn't it much scarier to think that terrorists could take control of our electrical grid or air traffic control system, and then actually kill people? Or are you all to caught up in yourselves to see that potential?

    5. Re:scary quote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, GB Jr. wants to protect us. But are his ideas of 'protection' similar to yours? I'm generally don't buy into government consipracy theories, on the grounds that the government is more inept than evil, but the trends of the last year are rather unsettling. Homeland Security,Detaining people without legal council, and let us not forget the beloved pet of /., carnivore. If this is how GB wants to protect us, I'd rather just take my chances!

    6. Re:scary quote? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      yeah it is scary.

      you want the people who gaffed up and allowed 9-11 to happen to have access to your network ? good for you. stay the hell away from mine !

      i do not want any gov't people/personal or even private companies that i dont have a damn contract with to watch, sniff, fart at or even breathe on my network.

      and yeah that brings me to another thing - if i want somebody to protect me i will HIRE them. i dont want some damn over zealous body gaurd (whom i didnt hire) following me all day. and i dont want some nosey ass postal worker wanna-be watching my network.

      and if you think they wont use the data they collect to keep an eye on you .... well your high.

      you dont see an FBI agent at EVERY bank do you >? nope. why is this any different ? the gov't should focus on securing there own sh!t before they worry about mine.

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    7. Re:scary quote? by elemental23 · · Score: 2

      I say anyone who attaches an electrical grid or air traffic control system to the public internet deserves what they get.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    8. Re:scary quote? by krinsh · · Score: 2

      Trust me when I tell you there *are* some government places out there using Linux. It's in a hybrid OS environment - all the workstations are still on Win2K Pro and since we are contractors we still have to access their Exchange server for that particular email address - but the good stuff runs on Linux. Apparently it was "prohibitively expensive" to run on Solaris and the chief admin *did not* want to learn any more MS than he had to. :o)

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  18. Symantec by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    I wonder what skills people need to become employed there.

    1. Re:Symantec by DJSlashDotDJ · · Score: 1

      Sales Skills.

      "Sir, you where hacked (pinged) 450 times this month. We intercepted and prevented the attackers from destroying any important data. Your bill for this month comes to $4,500. Oh, and your welcome"

    2. Re:Symantec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... easy answer... 1337 sk1llz.

      Duh.

    3. Re:Symantec by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      willingness to be a nobody in a corporate (perti dish ?) culture.

      and the willingness to stare at log files ALL DAY LONG ...... (boring ass ah!t lemme tell you...)

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  19. Kinda 007 badguy-ish by Dougthebug · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Natalie Smishko, 25, is typical of the analysts. Sitting in a raised, rotating cubicle with built-in computer monitors and its own heat and light controls."

    Rotating cubicle with built in computer monitors? Sounds devious to me. Probably just down the hall from the room where they create and distribute the viruses that make their business so important... j/k

    1. Re:Kinda 007 badguy-ish by pixel_bc · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Probably just down the hall from the
      > room where they create and distribute the
      > viruses that make their business so
      > important... j/k

      No no no... they just provide kickbacks to the kiddies... they don't actually have them inhouse. :)

    2. Re:Kinda 007 badguy-ish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd call a 25-year-old chick named Smishka (or whatever) a "kid"...

      And a RUSSIAN kid? (Yes, yes, I'm assuming...)

      Is Symantec importing Russian kids as network snoops?

  20. They should use that map... by goingincirclez · · Score: 1

    ...to pinpoint slashdotted servers. It would give the term "Scorched Earth" a whole new meaning...

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    "The slave thinks he is released from bondage, only to find a stronger set of chains" - NIN
    1. Re:They should use that map... by Jardine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That got me thinking. How do they distinguish between real attacks and network admins testing things. If I decide to ping my home machine from work until it screams for mercy, does that show up on their map?

    2. Re:They should use that map... by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 3, Informative

      It shows up as an attack. Companies that are going to have any intensive testing done (where 'intensive' means might bring down your circuit) you should alert your upstream as to when the test is to take place. Otherwise, it looks no different that any other run-of-the-mill attack. Maybe someday there will be a flag to set in the packets that denotes whitehat/blackhat hacking, but until then, call your provider.

    3. Re:They should use that map... by elixx · · Score: 1

      You really should worry about your neighbors. Imagine what *they* think with all that racket.

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      No, Beowulf clusters can't imagine in Soviet Russia.
  21. Empty out your pockets by DJSlashDotDJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Inside a cavernous room on the first floor there, security analysts for Symantec sit in long, curved rows 24 hours a day, working on computers and facing a wall of theater-size screens."

    I guess regular firewalls can't protect the millions of bugs in Windows from being exploded anymore. Hmmm, pay "Mid-size companies typically pay Symantec $1,000 to $2,000 a month" or switch to a more secure free OS?

    1. Re:Empty out your pockets by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      They monitor networks of linux and mac machines too. They're basically a service that sits and reads firewall logs for you.

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    2. Re:Empty out your pockets by mac123 · · Score: 1

      >>They're basically a service that sits and reads firewall logs for you.

      Umm..not exactly. They monitor Intrusion detection as well...far more chatter than a firewall.

      Autocorrelation is required and used to filter out noise from real attacks.

    3. Re:Empty out your pockets by crimoid · · Score: 2


      $1-$2K isn't all that expensive when compared to the cost of extra salaries, office space, insurance, etc.

      If one views this as a tool to augment well trained IT staff then it really isn't a bad deal.

  22. Oh I'm on a roll today! (And still off-topic) by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Symatec Corporation" Is an anagram of "motto: conspiracy near"

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    Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. - William Shakespeare
    1. Re:Oh I'm on a roll today! (And still off-topic) by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      And "Chocolate Teapot" is an anagram of "that a lot o pee to cc"

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      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Oh I'm on a roll today! (And still off-topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close but no cigar!!

      "Symantec Corporation" = 18 letters
      "Motto Conspiracy Near" = 19 letters

      Count them if you don't believe me. Very close though. :)

    3. Re:Oh I'm on a roll today! (And still off-topic) by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 1

      Guess what? I don't believe you. Check it again - you owe me a cigar ;)

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      Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. - William Shakespeare
    4. Re:Oh I'm on a roll today! (And still off-topic) by fridgepimp · · Score: 1

      Both are 19 letters long (excluding spaces of course)

    5. Re:Oh I'm on a roll today! (And still off-topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be cool if it were true but you have the wrong number of "n"s and "c"s.

  23. Video view of Symantec ops center by rhwalker22 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    washingtonpost.com also features a short video look inside the Symantec operations center in Alexandria, Va.

  24. Video for you broadband folks by aengblom · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Post also has a video (real) up with interviews and some views inside the building.

    Web page

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/mmedia/washte ch/010603-20v.htm

    Direct Link

    http://mfile.akamai.com/920/rm/thepost.download.ak amai.com/920/washtech/010603-20v.ram

    --


    So close and yet so far from the world's perfect ID number
    1. Re:Video for you broadband folks by alexandre · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, on the first few seconds you see the top manager entering his pin number while being filmed! How userfriendly is that to hackers? ;)

    2. Re:Video for you broadband folks by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Ok, let's see... typed in pin number, biometric scanner, AND an RF proximity access card to open a set of double doors (that open outward (pull))

      Translation: they are both paranoid and stupid.

      However, seeing how much money they've wasting in building that office, I'm sure it's more for show than function. My only comment? "What a waste of money. I'm glad I don't buy Symantec products."

    3. Re:Video for you broadband folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is more information including two movies at the symantec corporate website : http://enterprisesecurity.symantec.com/SecuritySer vices/content.cfm?articleid=1550&EID=0

  25. It's all in how you count by swb · · Score: 2

    I've logged 4k+ "denied" messages on my firewall today, and that doesn't include a lot of stuff that would otherwise be included because I've stuffed it on my border router and it never hits the firewall (eg, sqlsnake).

    I get sweeped on about a dozen different ports (depending on what the script-kiddie-exploit-du-jour is) on a daily basis. Are these a single event or do I count the number of nodes they tried to sweep?

    1. Re:It's all in how you count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these systems cut down these the alerts and consolidate/group them into "incidents" making it easier for an analyst to handle.

  26. I wonder by mao+che+minh · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I wonder how bad the prospect of a rapid gain of 5% of the home PC and 10% of the business workstation market by Linux scares companies like these? How bad do they fret over the fact that many, many servers running inheirently insecure operating systems are being replaced by an operating system that has no need for them?

    It reminds me of something Roblimo wrote about the other day over at NewsForge, where he was standing in the software aisle of CompUSA looking at rows and rows of applications that exist to fix some deficiency with Windows. What will these companies do when Linux takes over?

    1. Re:I wonder by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      >> How bad do they fret over the fact that many, many servers running inheirently insecure operating systems are being replaced by an operating system that has no need for them?

      They already monitor linux networks, apache webservers, and the like. Windows isn't inherently instable, nor is Linux inherently stable.

      They get hired to not so much look for obscure buffer exploits in media player, but an intrusion by someone on an improperly setup ftp account (I see lots of 'pubs' full of warez running linux), a guessed/socially engineered password, or even an inside job.

      There's more to security than the 'I Love You' virus.

      "It reminds me of something Roblimo wrote about the other day over at NewsForge, where he was standing in the software aisle of CompUSA looking at rows and rows of applications that exist to fix some deficiency with Windows. What will these companies do when Linux takes over?"

      Why, the aisle will fill with products to fix the deficiencies in Linux. It already exists in virtual form in sites like freshmeat or linux.org.

      When linux becomes a big enough force to become a tempting target, people will start looking for holes, and find them too. Bank on that.

      When people talk about linux being 'completely secure and perfect', it's usually part of their OSS political agenda.

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    2. Re:I wonder by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Why, the aisle will fill with products to fix the deficiencies in Linux. It already exists in virtual form in sites like freshmeat or linux.org.

      not really, instead we will go to freshmeat and sourceforge etc and get the fix for free. (thus the isle will be empty) and that was the parent posts point. linux changes bussiness's plans. no more need for 80 gagillion file system cleaning utils, or program uninstallers or system monitoring tools , or the like. they are already out there and are free and work great. hell symantec (as pointed out by someone else) was using Nagios to monitor some stuff. (could be seen on the screen.) and guess what ? its OSS. HERE !

      granted some mindless retail whores will go any buy norton works for linux. even if it is just lm-sensors , top, fsck etc in a box. but thats not my problem.

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    3. Re:I wonder by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2
      You're trying to apply the climate of the proprietary market to that of open source development and community, but it just doesn't work. The Linux operating system is created by the community. Deficiencies are corrected in days or weeks, not years. There are various distros to choose from that all benefit from the community, which in turn benefits the user. The programs that fill shelf space in CompUSA would be obselete in a week in a Linux world. Duh.

      I was actually going to start actually making more points here, but it's pointless: I would be speaking to the choir. 90% of Slashdot readers understand your post to be the kind made by inexperienced people with very little understanding of how the open source community and development model works, so I would just be wasting my time pointing it out to you.

      Suffice to say your rebuttle equals nothing in the end. Hopefully one day soon you will realize why.

  27. map of the world?? by knowbody · · Score: 3, Funny

    clearly anybody that has a giant map of the world is trying to take it over.

    but billg is doing better because his is 3-d projected.

  28. Symantec Internet Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have this sneaking suspicion about symantec. Basically, I installed their "internet security package" or whatever it is, which includes a 6 month subscription or whatever it is. The logfiles show that I am attmpted to be attacked by the "subseven" trojan about 140 times a day, though my system (apparently) is clean of this.

    Yet "subseven" gets almost no press anywhere else.

    My question is this: is subseven a symantec marketing ploy to make me purchase the subscription?

    1. Re:Symantec Internet Firewall by stevel · · Score: 3, Informative

      The firewall is reporting attempts to connect to a specific port on your system known to be used by a trojan exploit. It does not mean your system has the trojan. SubSeven has been around for a long time, but the identification as SubSeven is not definitive - that's just the name associated with connects to that particular numbered port.

      If you want food for thought, shut down your system and look at the data light on your cable modem (assuming you have one). If it's like mine, it flashes continuously, indicating attempted connects to your IP address. Those are typically coming from people running port scanners and virus-infected systems.

    2. Re:Symantec Internet Firewall by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, you don't have the trojan, but it's reporting people who are scanning your PC to see if it's there.

      Subseven is a very real backdoor app, like BackOrifice. Once it's on your machine someone can connect to it and basically do whatever they want remotely. It's an 8th graders hacking tool.

      You really are getting scanned by those 8th graders 140 times a day, hoping the trojan might be there.

      Try joining a large chatroom on irc and see how many people auto-scan you.

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      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    3. Re:Symantec Internet Firewall by 8282now · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course that light on the modem may also be indicating the arp requests (plus the aforementioned scans etc,) that are coming from your upline providers. Not everything on the net is necessarily evil. Some of it is just annoying.

    4. Re:Symantec Internet Firewall by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      I run a small TINI-webserver at home that mail it's logs to me when they grow larger than 16kb.
      (It's a *very* small computer)
      I get av few log's per hour, mostly filled with attempts to exploit known IIS exploits. :-)
      And *most* originate from my ISP's range of ip's :-/
      Guess I've got quite a lot of lame scriptskiddies on my network.
      My guess this is the picture where ever you connect to the internet via broadband.

      And my firewall log's at least as many portscans per hour.
      Haven't these idiots got anything better to do? =/

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      /.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
    5. Re:Symantec Internet Firewall by stevel · · Score: 2

      True, but when CodeRed made its debut, the light was pretty much on steadily for several weeks!

    6. Re:Symantec Internet Firewall by krinsh · · Score: 2

      I skim my personal firewalls' (that's right I use a couple incl. the NAT on the router) logs every 10 days or so to see what interesting stuff is going about. My local Cable company is oh-so-glad to block port 80 to prevent its users from hosting their own personal websites; but any other activity outside of "spam filtering" [which I opt out of because they only trap legitimate mail so I use my own] appears to be outside their limited body of knowledge.

      --
      I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  29. Half open scanning... by marijnm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    hmmm,

    I wonder if they log half open scans too...

  30. What crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Symantec and their team of tame virus writers know crap about what is really happening in the "hax0r" world.

    0day exploits are what the corperate world should be fearing. Instead people like Symantec and Mcafee have scared the world into thinking that viruses are taking over the world, when in truth it's almost certainly them writing the damn things.

    They have a network of honeypots in their offices and some companies around the world, and from them they decide what is going on in the world. Nonsense.

    Auto-rooters and A or B class network scanners are running rampant on the net, and Symantec can do SHIT to stop it, not matter how much you pay them.

    1. Re:What crap by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

      Not well put. What you are saying is not the problem, but how you say it is.
      You use obscentities and a self-righteous tone that seriously detract from your credibility.

      Go rewrite this in an tone and language that you might see in a newspaper opinion column. That would be a valuable post.

    2. Re:What crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap is a bad word? I thought it was an adjective with emphasis. Kudos to the original post. Go back to church you moron.

    3. Re:What crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Go rewrite this in an tone and language that you might see in a newspaper opinion column. That would be a valuable post.

      So if I tell you there's a goddamned fucking son-of-a-bitch lizard about to bite your stupid, clappy dick right off your MFin' crotch, you're going to stand there and let it happen until I clean up my diction?


      Sorry, Jack -- don't look now but you just just been deprived of your pud.

    4. Re:What crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/what crap/what crap can i post about this..

      Symantec monitor client networks for firewall/ids events in order to detect possible attacks and respond accordingly - so yes, they can do something about - especially when its at the rampant stage you mention.

      Do you always post such shite without having a clue what you're on about?

  31. scary - use encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a strong commentary on why you should use encryption all the time:

    If data is transmitted, she can see that, too -- and not only when it is moved by outsiders. Symantec has caught insiders improperly sending pre-merger details and pre-earnings data and has reported those findings to the employees' bosses.

    Of course, where I'm employed, it is company policy that you can be terminated on the spot if you use encryption (for example, encrypting your email or files - I wonder if this applies to using a compression algorithm which sort of encrypts it. Or if you compress files and lock them with a password).

    1. Re:scary - use encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You must work at a shit company. Where I work all e-mail is encrypted by default when sending to another Exchange person.

    2. Re:scary - use encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, well if someone gets caught sending details like that it's their own stupid fault for sending it in plain-text.

    3. Re:scary - use encryption by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2

      My company won't fire you for using encryption. However it raises flags, and they're more likely to scrutinize the contents.

      The same goes for attachments. Especially compressed files.

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      Huh?
    4. Re:scary - use encryption by Glytch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe the banning of encryption at your workplace has more to do with the "what if the only person with our critical data gets hit by a bus?" kind of scenario. That was the rationale at one job I worked at, I'm wondering if it's commonplace.

    5. Re:scary - use encryption by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      We weren't allowed to install any software on the machines connected to the internet (for obvious reasons the research machines and internet machines were seperate).
      This of course has the side effect that we couldn't encrypt software.

      They were sometimes a bit overly protective about not install other software - someone got into trouble for applying a windws security patch, and had to uninstall it.

    6. Re:scary - use encryption by Scarblac · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe the banning of encryption at your workplace has more to do with the "what if the only person with our critical data gets hit by a bus?" kind of scenario.

      That problem is overhyped. A friend who works at a local software company got hit by a bus recently and he only broke an arm.

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    7. Re:scary - use encryption by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      They uninstalled a windows patch? Really? How?

    8. Re:scary - use encryption by elixx · · Score: 1

      This leads to something I have been wondering about a lot lately; How does encryption and encoding actually differ?
      If I have a voice transmission, analog, how is encoding it into a digital form (which no one knows the codec/compression for; completely proprietary, if it were), how is that any different from an encryption alogorithm where the third (intercepting) party does not know the key?

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    9. Re:scary - use encryption by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      When you install the windows patch it asks whether to make a copy of the original files so that it can restore your system afterwards. You can then uninstall the patch like any other software from the remove programs thing in the control panel.

    10. Re:scary - use encryption by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "Or if you compress files and lock them with a password"

      Takes between a few seconds and an hour or so to crack on a single-processor pentium-3. See the elcomsoft site for details and software.

    11. Re:scary - use encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Just the opposite here, where you can be terminated for *not* using encrypted communications and storage.

    12. Re:scary - use encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ADKs do have a use, you know.

  32. HAHA by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0, Troll

    And theres no bugs whatsoever in linux or even security exploits for that matter. You're just as vulnerable running an unpatched linux box as you are a windows box. For large companies it might be more cost effective to pay someone else to handle the security, but I guess you never thought of that. Typical zealot trash.

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  33. They're attacking Washington! by netsharc · · Score: 5, Funny

    22:30 Universal Time, Symantec Security Central, Alexandria, Virginia...

    Techie 1: "We're seeing massive traffic going into Washington.. it looks like an attack is happening."
    Techie 2: "Uh oh.. prepare anti-ddos measures. Where is it coming from?"
    Techie 1: "All over the world.. hmm, wait.. oh my god, most of it is coming from the US itself!!This is bad.. I'm tapping into their communication.."
    Techie 2: "What can you see?"
    Techie 1: "I can see some words, but they're not complete.."
    The screen blinks, the words "f.rs..p.st! Ea..ho. .gr.ts!.!" can be seen..

    --
    What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
  34. Rotating cubicle made by Poetic by CoderDevo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Poetic Technologies makes the rotating cubicle that they are using.

    Looks like they are using the full-featured Aura model. Yes, we should all have one.

    1. Re:Rotating cubicle made by Poetic by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      That's the one! Thanks for feeding my tech envy for the day. :)

    2. Re:Rotating cubicle made by Poetic by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Not quite what I'm after.

      Maybe I could do a case mod involving one of the disneyland teacups?

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    3. Re:Rotating cubicle made by Poetic by Zog · · Score: 1

      That page puts it at about 0.1396 rad/s, or 1.3333 rev/min - in its fast-turning mode. Of course, that doesn't take into account acceleration and deceleration, which is probably pretty significant. So I'd expect it to hit at least 0.2 rad/s. Which is probably pretty quick for a big cubicle-like thing.

  35. Re:"Security Events" - speaking of ping counts by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Correct me if I'm smoking crack here (because I'm not a network person by any means, just a lowly programmer), but doesn't Norton AV Corporate version try to find clients on a local network by doing a lookup on port 38293 and if it doesn't find it there it tries a NetBios lookup?


    I wonder how many of those "pings" are caused by their own damn product?

  36. Define "Launchpad" by echucker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On a recent Friday, the globe showed more than 16,000 attempted break-ins originating from the United States, which often ranks as the world's top launching pad for computer hackers. Brazil ranked No. 4 with 722 attacks. South Korea, Japan, Germany and Taiwan also frequently appear on Symantec's top 10 list for malicious computer activity.

    Soooo, does this mean the attack was orchestrated from said country, or the peon's comprimised computers who actually do the attacking are located there?

    1. Re:Define "Launchpad" by n3rd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Soooo, does this mean the attack was orchestrated from said country, or the peon's comprimised computers who actually do the attacking are located there?

      The source IP address is in that country.

      They couldn't know where the attacker is physically sitting without having access to the attacking system, checking the logs, checking the system the attacker came from and so on until they found the culprit.

    2. Re:Define "Launchpad" by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 1

      The compromised computer. Only the operator of the abused box (or one upstream) will know where the attack really came from. Even then, with being able to chain proxies together, you don't really know.

  37. What I want to know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does the system continually 'think' about attacks that might happen and simulate them?

    This could be dangerous, imagine if a kid from Seattle hacked in while looking for a games manufacturer or something. He could make the system think it's being attacked and prompt a retaliatory strike.

    ... so do attacks get marked with big circle and a subwoofer rumble then?

  38. Well... is this TIA? by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    I *think* they're talking about monitoring the Internet to defend (somehow) against a concerted effort to disrupt communication -- not the TIA collection of data on people.

    Though I suppose anything can be abused.

    I think if the terrorists want to hurt us, they won't bother with the Internet in the way currently employed by 14 y.o. kids. They'd blow up /. certainly, but not the whole thing...

    1. Re:Well... is this TIA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd blow up /. certainly

      Why would they want to blow up their friends?

  39. Interesting... The feds already use Symantec by soap.xml · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the article: Symantec is known as the maker of the Norton anti-virus software that runs... snip ...Mid-size companies typically pay Symantec $1,000 to $2,000 a month to monitor their networks. The firm has big clients, too -- including 55 of the Fortune 500 companies -- and does work for several federal agencies.

    If the government comes up with a monitoring solution that is anything like what Symantec is already doing, and if serval federal agencies are already using Symantec, it wouldn't be too suprising to see security monitoring and what not farmed out to these corporations.

    It would be interesting to see what comes from something like this. Who gets the contracts, and what "privs" do they get. What data are the corps allowed to get to, what are the restirictions on that data, and even worse, what they really do with it...

    1. Re:Interesting... The feds already use Symantec by krinsh · · Score: 2

      Actually, the VA uses netForensics, not Symantec, to aggregate data from a variety of IDS sensors and firewalls and HIDS. considering what they paid and what they intend to do with this particular crew - analysts and managed security and CIRC oh my - they won't farm it out to anyone other than the contractors they already have for a while.

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      I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  40. Wow, a new SlashFad! by sryx · · Score: 1

    At last a legitimate reason NOT to spell check SlashPosts, this would make anagrams easy you just add or omit the letters necessary!

    All your anagrams are belong to us! :P

    -Jason

  41. Next slashdot story by The+Creator · · Score: 2

    Step by step instructions to building your own rotating cubicle.

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    FRA: STFU GTFO
  42. All too Yellow. by flux4 · · Score: 2

    My God... for those of you who've seen the article, isn't that a giant yellow jacket behind the middle chair? These guys really do work for Symantec.

    1. Re:All too Yellow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inspiring comment! I am now going to call Symantec Employess "Yellow Jackets" !

      Sweet!

  43. A funny Trekkie comment... by antdude · · Score: 2

    Someone asked me this and I laughed, "My question is, do they have a captain's chair where a Symantec security officer can casually command the launching of electronic countermeasures?" :)

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  44. geography by Kallahar · · Score: 2

    I've always been frustrated by the media's fixation and complete lack of understanding when it comes to the country an attack is coming from. I don't think they understand that you don't have to be sitting at the computer to use it. Hopefully Symantic just has it up for show, like a screen saver, and not using it to try to direct policy, but you never know...

    Travis

  45. Scorpio by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny
    When questioned as to whether or not Symantec's control bunker was actually a facade for an operation bent on world domination, Symantec's CEO, going only by the name Scorpio, declined to comment.

    Although in fairness he did provide this reporter with sugar from his pocket and the Denver Broncos.

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    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
  46. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe, in America, you should learn to speak English. You pathetic twit.

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for proving my point, cock-master. Now go back to masturbating to vulcan hobbit-porn, or whatever it is you Slashbots do all day.

  47. Sure by KPU · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the blackhats will voluntairly label their packets as blackhat attacks so firewalls can drop them.

    1. Re:Sure by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 1

      After that, all we need is a flag for spam, corrupted mp3s, bad porn, etc. Then I can start filtering that at the firewall too. :)

    2. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a joke, you humorless twat.

    3. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      And his reply was a joke too, you humorless twat.

    4. Re:Sure by Scarblac · · Score: 3, Funny

      All the blackhats will voluntarily label their packets as blackhat attacks so firewalls can drop them.

      You don't understand. In the near future, with Palladium-enabled TCP/IP, networking will need a webcam which will register the colour of hat you're wearing, and there won't be anything you can do about it.

      --
      I believe posters are recognized by their sig. So I made one.
  48. Re:"Security Events" - speaking of ping counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does something like this. My workstation at work is constantly getting scanned by "Norton AV."

  49. Advertising in the Guise of Reporting by sweatyboatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They make it sound very Gibson-esque in there. But it's not clear what these people are actually doing (except raking in millions of dollars). They have fancy displays and lots of data mining, packet sniffing and tracing technology and they're preventing... What? Well, nobody really knows.

    Smoke and mirrors. Meanwhile you're being pumped for thousands a month. The price is quoted right in the article. A couple thousand a month seems reasonable. After all those Bulgarian hackers are vicious!

    If you're interested in that then let me tell you about my company.

    I've started a ghost-busting business. Using specially developed anti-ghost technology I am able to monitor minor disturbances along the walls of your house. From my Central Office of New Ghost Activity Monitoring Equipment I have been detecting thousands of intrusions each day! With the pattented Spectral Tracking Universal Psychic Intrusion Detector, I can see all over the world and into the cosmos to detect super-natural invasions even before they occur.

    Ah! Even as we speak a spectral invasion fleet masses in Zaire to invade your kitchen!

    SweatyB

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    It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
    1. Re:Advertising in the Guise of Reporting by talon77 · · Score: 1

      Thousands a month ? Thats alot of cash, if I were a company paying that, I would expect to be compensated pretty hefty financially if I ever did get 'hacked', or some malicious traffic did ever get by.

      I'm curious as to what other companies are doing for IDS/IPS right now. I know I've spent the last few weeks setting up Cisco's IDS system for a bank, and its been a frustrating task because there is hardly any documentation on the VMS software that controls the whole system.. Its given me the impression that IDS, or at least Cisco's VMS solution, isn't too widely in use.

    2. Re:Advertising in the Guise of Reporting by kisielk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Norton's got your market covered. "Norton Ghost" :D

  50. hate to pop your cherry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet is a communications network as defined in the National Security Act. Therefore it is 0wnx0r3d by design (remember DARPA?).

    There's always been a thick wall between national security and law enforcement in the US, which is why the government has to play stupid about Cyptome's logs instead of just pulling the information up in less than a second.

    The purpose of TIA is to dissolve the wall and admit it. Everything that freaks people out about it already exists and is in place and always has been.

    1. Re:hate to pop your cherry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear lord, I never would've known about this. Thank god for unsubstantated, implausible, anonymous comments on slashdot.

  51. What does Bush want? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Alexandria facility is a private, miniature version of the kind of public Internet-monitoring capability the Bush administration wants the federal government to develop to protect the nation's electronic infrastructure.
    For some reason I pictured something with horses, big hats and shotguns. Oh yeah, and some people walking funny in cowboy boots, protecting ya all/ya oil from them bad guys

  52. Centre? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 0

    "Symantec's Virginia security centre"

    WTF is up with the french out of nulle part?

    Oops! I just did it too! That means "nowhere," and just like CENTRE, even though it's spelled differently and the french SAY it differently, you still pronounce it "nowhere."
    Check it out! That makes me a l33t european!

    Fucking assholes. Only FRENCH people should compose in FRENCH you fucking morons.

    1. Re:Centre? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't centre the way the English spell it? (In my mind, probably the correct way to spell it in english -- but Americans mispelled it to the point where "center" became acceptable spelling as well).

      Anyways, I really doubt it's supposed to be a french word (maybe a british writer? or someone who spent some time in England? After reading Collins or other English authors and seeing British spelling of words, I noticed that I would accidentally use that spelling too, though I'm in the US). Not just centre, I would guess a lot of words that end in "tre" that phonetically sound like they should end in "ter" became acceptably mispelled in the US.

      In England, is it theatre or theater? (for example). Any Brtish person that can fill us in?

      Either way, calm down. It's not what you think.

    2. Re:Centre? by Xugumad · · Score: 2

      Centre is the spelling used in the UK, too, thanks a lot. Probably a typo though. under the circumstances.

    3. Re:Centre? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Either way, calm down. It's not what you think."

      Hehehe. I'm calm. I just like to stir up the pot sometimes ;)

  53. whats scary about protecting the n'tn'l IT inf's? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Wow, I can't believe I used so many apostrophes.

    Anyway, what's scary about protecting the national IT infrastructure? I mean, as long as they aren't spying on people or whatnot, shouldn't that stuff be monitored?

    Automated tools like firewalls and stuff can't be perfect, so it's a good idea to have people looking out for aberrant traffic.(perhaps the future of hacking will be in making intrusions unnoticeable...)

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  54. Your Standard Conspiracy Theory by mcguyver · · Score: 0, Troll

    So. This is where they come up with the viruses to infect our computers and inflate the sales of their anit-virus software?

  55. Re: N.B. Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The root word virus is latin, the "es" is derived from anglo-saxon plural. Only penises (sic) would want to make a point about something that is etymologically incorrect. pfft - I blame Microsoft Word.

  56. Yeah rigfht by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inside Symantec's Virus Writi^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^ Security Center.

  57. well, DShield got it all as well, but better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you don't have the $100k to sign up for
    Symantec, check out DShield.org and The Internet Storm Center to get it all for free, including the pretty pictures for the boss.

  58. Nagios/NetSaint? by SerialHistorian · · Score: 1
    Take a look at the picture to the right of the story... the one that shows their mission control room?

    Am I smoking crack, or is that NetSaint/Nagios to the picture to the left of the globe???

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    Vote for your hopes, not for your fears - Vote Third Party

    1. Re:Nagios/NetSaint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you're not smoking crack - It's the Nagios tac.cgi (Tactical Overview) screen being displayed.

  59. Why Is This Surprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    The subject of this article shouldn't surprise anyone. Supposedly UUNET has been monitoring traffic in a NOC for years that would put the Symantec rotating cubicles and puny screens to shame. But then again, I doubt that UUNET lets reporters into their NOC.

    On a side note, did anyone else notice that the government "Homeland Security" proposal for Internet monitoring is not to be done by any governmental agency, but rather outsourced to the private sector? Think that this might be a way to salvage UUNET from the Worldcom junkpile, as well as keep the public Internet as we know it up and running?

  60. Liberal Bias on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is nothing new, Slashdot authors have always had an extreme, almost fanatically rabid liberal bias.

    You'll never hear them refer to something as "the Clinton Administration's DMCA", but you'll frequently see things like "the Bush Administration's public Internet-monitoring".

  61. What do those people do? by azookeeper · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the heck do the staff there do? Couldn't they just replace the staff with a perl script?

  62. Internal monitoring. by MortisUmbra · · Score: 1

    Funny bit about the mention of being able to monitor things coming from WITHIN the clients network. You would think anyone intelligent/willing to commint electronic espionage would at least be smart enough to burn the data to a pocket CD-R and take it home and transferr it from there. And if the workstation isn't equipped with a CD-RW drive, they make some dang small portable drives (Plextor makes one the size of a discman that even comes in a very cd-player like case, wouldn't think that would be hard to sneak in), or click drives, or maybe even a floppy if your transferring something small enough (spanned over multiple disks even?).

    The point is, anyone stupid enough to transmit company data from WITHIN the company's network deserves whatever they get.

    --

    "The saddest words of mice and men, are not those which were, but should have been."
  63. Nagios Has Entered the Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nagios (aka The software formerly known as Netsaint) can be seen clearly on the left hand side of the picture in the article. Looks like Symantec recognises a quality piece of software when they see it.

  64. WAR ROOM! by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    Slogan seen above entry door:

    THERE'S NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!

    Who knows what movie that's from?

    -ted

    1. Re:WAR ROOM! by filmcritic · · Score: 1

      Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove. Peter Sellers played 3 roles - the President, Strangelove and Mandrake. Great movie....loved it when George C. Scott fell and kept on talking. That was an actual screwup, he wasn't supposed to fall.

    2. Re:WAR ROOM! by pixel_bc · · Score: 1

      > THERE'S NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!

      Funny, they told me "no sex in the champaign room."

      To each their own, I suppose.

    3. Re:WAR ROOM! by zerofoo · · Score: 2

      Really? I didn't know that?

      It is a great movie. They don't make 'em like that any more.

      -ted

    4. Re:WAR ROOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe that Symantec let reporters see the Big Board

  65. Is it me or.... by RyoSaeba · · Score: 2
    So, too, is the distribution of computer "viruses" and "worms" that travel the globe via images, documents and plain-text e-mail messages.
    (bold by me)

    Now unless i'm totally wrong, worms CAN'T travel IN IMAGES. They can be seen as pics by some window managers hiding the .vbs or .{random} extension, but surely jpeg / gif / tiff / bmp are just plain data not executed, wrong ??
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    Tsuyoikoto ha taisetsu da ne, dakedo namida mo hitsuyousa (Strength is an important thing, but tears too are necessary)
    1. Re:Is it me or.... by Koos+Baster · · Score: 2

      I'm not clear about this, but I think with IE and/or Media player it is possible to exploit stack overflows in text labels or use "spyware features" to gain control. I believe this applies primarily to mpeg (both audio and video) but in principle formats like jpeg, gif, ... should be able to similarly trick any program that skips string-length checking or the likes.

      --
      Programming is like sex... make one mistake, and support it the rest of your life

    2. Re:Is it me or.... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Well, there was that PNG security hole...

  66. a contradiction in terms by kipple · · Score: 2

    "[...]the Bush administration wants the federal government to develop to protect the nation's electronic infrastructure".

    Am I the only one who sees a contradiction here? The article plainly states "On a recent Friday, the globe showed more than 16,000 attempted break-ins originating from the United States, which often ranks as the world's top launching pad for computer hackers. Brazil ranked No. 4 with 722 attacks. South Korea, Japan, Germany and Taiwan also frequently appear on Symantec's top 10 list for malicious computer activity."

    So unless the Bush administration wants to protect OTHER countries from US "hackers", we have a problem here...

    [on a side note, I don't see any of the "axes of evil"'s countries in the list.. ]

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    -- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
  67. Please place your tongue on the screen Citizen. by Quixadhal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    'The Alexandria facility is a private, miniature version of the kind of public Internet-monitoring capability the Bush administration wants the federal government to develop to protect the nation's electronic infrastructure.'

    Protect from whom?

    One of the basic assumptions of a firewall is that all the Bad Guys (TM) are on the outside. Implementing a Nation-wide monitoring station implies that you (a) believe all the Evil HaX0r's are foreign, or (b) you are willing to throw away any pretenses of respecting the privacy of your citizens.

    Both are stupid IMHO. If you want to be safe from Evil Internet Danger #37, *YOU* should firewall your machine against it... not expect some government agency to do it for you. This seems to be a basic problem with this generation... instead of standing up for their individual rights and doing things for themselves where possible, they whine at congress and get laws passed.

    <example #950>
    I recently started a bathroom repair project and have to replace the water faucets in my shower. I have the classic three-knob variant with hot, cold, and a valve to shunt the water into the tub or through the shower-head. I wanted to replace those with newer versions. Simple, right?

    NO! A law was passed a few years ago that makes it illegal to install this kind of faucet in Michigan. You have to use a pressure-balanced faucet to keep idiots from getting scalded when someone else in the house flushes a toilet.

    So, even if I live alone, I have to get a single-knob faucet (which I find harder to adjust) to protect me from an event which can't happen... and even if it did, wouldn't really bother me that much (Duh, step back from the now-hot water stream?).
    </example>

    I knew we were doomed when they banned the rugged all-metal Tonka trucks because parents were afraid their children would use them to beat each other sensless. Now we just render the kids sensless by raising them to be afraid of everything.

  68. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh? In reality
    all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have
    tomorrow, why, it already happened. You see, it's just a little universal
    recursive joke which threads our lives through the infinite potential of
    the instant. So go to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment
    and cast you out of the safe security of the instant into the dark void of
    eternity, the anti-time. So go to sleep...

    - this post brought to you by the Automated Last Post Generator...