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  1. Re:Get copy from Hong Kong on A Tour of Pixar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hong Kong?! Phooey.

  2. Re:A message from Madonna on Kazaa Says On Track to Be Most-Downloaded Program · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What the fuck do you think you're doing in Soviet Russia?

  3. Re:Still using LimeWire... on Kazaa Says On Track to Be Most-Downloaded Program · · Score: 2, Informative
  4. Re:Running Kazaa on your Linux box on Kazaa Says On Track to Be Most-Downloaded Program · · Score: 1

    Is Bochs fast enough to do even that??

  5. Re:Imagine the possibilities... on Transparent Screens on the Horizon? · · Score: 1

    "Dad, don't be embarrased in front of the neighbours. It's just your Slutmobile.".

  6. Re:Sure, give them to me... on Australian Computer Museum Looking For Space · · Score: 1

    Funny would have been a sensible choice. I'm wondering if the Offtopics were fair. Not that I care THIS much... I'll just shurrup.

  7. Re:Sure, give them to me... on Australian Computer Museum Looking For Space · · Score: 0

    +1 Informative?!

  8. Re:pr0n on Old Hard Drives = Free Electricity · · Score: 1

    Gosh, I love euphemisms..

    Then why not learn what one is?

  9. Re:eh? on Gentoo Games · · Score: 1

    You know, there's a very good chance that one day they're going to have put content there. Come on, you know that it's useful to know the future site's URL, so don't bitch for the sake of it.

  10. Cancer smell? on Sniffing Out Cancer · · Score: 1

    The idea of a cancer smell is one of the most depressing concepts I can think of right now.

    It would be cool if they started making police involve this test when they test drunk-drivers though.

    Police-Cop: The breathlyser test shows that you are over the legal limit. I am for going to be doing the arresting of you now. Also, you have cancer!
    Driver: Hooray!

  11. Re:Congrats! on Grokster's President Talks About Court Win · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You can abuse me when you learn how to type a sentence properly.

    He has 'casually' mentioned his site in various topics. The sig is just the icing on the cake.

  12. Re:Congrats! on Grokster's President Talks About Court Win · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why can't I read a single topic without getting "Go to WebCalc!" shoved in my face like a herpes infested penis?

  13. Bah. on Could E-Voting Cure Voter Apathy? · · Score: 1

    Is this the thing that I was given a letter about last month? It told me I had to make a phone call, and send a confirmation letter back. The polling station is behind my house, the postbox is much further away...

    It's pointless to provide an Internet service when you have to use other mediums to gain access to it.

  14. Some Answers... on The Science of the Matrix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q. Can humans really be an energy source?
    A. It's just a film.

    Q. How does the Matrix know what fried chicken taste like?
    A. It's just a film.

    Q. Why do the rebels have to enter and exit the Matrix via a telephone system (that doesn't actually exist)?
    A. It's just a film.

  15. Re:Chapter 16 on Build Your Own Database-Driven Website · · Score: 1

    There is a difference between being a complete fucking bastard at times and being a hopeless nerd.

  16. Re:Chapter 16 on Build Your Own Database-Driven Website · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Aww, bless him... added me as a foe. Does that help justify your existance? Are you all warm inside now that you've proved yourself by means of a little icon? Why won't you stereotypical geeks die? You can be intelligent without making every possible effort to be unlikeable. Try it.

  17. Re:Chapter 16 on Build Your Own Database-Driven Website · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ahh, trolling perhaps - but if it serves to make people like you feel even the least bit bad, then it's worthwhile.

  18. Re:Chapter 16 on Build Your Own Database-Driven Website · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I bet you're a horrible person to know in real life. It's the worst sort of geek who actually answers jokes like these.

  19. Oh well on GTA: Sin City Announced · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You make me sad. So be it.
    Come, Patsy.

  20. Brainfuck on New Whitespace-Only Programming Language · · Score: 1

    You can patch Brainfuck to do this. Simply represent each operator with a specific length of whitespace.

  21. Re:American Icon on Portable Pioneer Adam Osborne dead at 64 · · Score: 1

    No, if I were thinking that it would have a double d.

  22. Re:American Icon on Portable Pioneer Adam Osborne dead at 64 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fine. Everything is American, apart from bad stuff. Silly me.

  23. American Icon on Portable Pioneer Adam Osborne dead at 64 · · Score: 0, Troll

    >Truly an American icon

    Apart from the fact that he moved to America from England AFTER he'd finished University, so he must have been at least 20 years old at the time. He's English by anybody's standards - if you're going to be patriotic, at least use subjects from your own country.

    American patriotism is better summed up by the "patriot" missiles which are constantly shot at allies accidentally.

  24. Re:Conspiracy on Amazon Sells IPAQs for $10 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Haha! You said Iraq!!! That's funny because it sounds like stuff! WELL DONE!111!!!

  25. Re:*blush* on Phoneme Approach For Text-to-Speech in SCIAM · · Score: 1

    I wish I could be cool just like you, but mother says that I'm not allowed to use those words.