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The Science of the Matrix

KamehamehaWarrior writes "Peter B. Lloyd, author of Taking The Red Pill: Science, Philosophy, and Religion in The Matrix, believes that many of the plot developments in "The Matrix" that seem to contradict the laws of physics, biology, etc. can actually be explained with a closer look at the science. He addresses issues such as "Can humans really be an energy source? How does the Matrix know what fried chicken taste like? Why do the rebels have to enter and exit the Matrix via a telephone system (that doesn't actually exist)?""

473 comments

  1. Wow. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 0, Insightful

    And y'all thought Trekkies were over the top.

    1. Re:Wow. by eric434 · · Score: 1

      Well, at least Star Trek 'science' never got Slashdotted...

      Hey, Neo, use your powers to bring this server back up!

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  2. Can we get a mirror please? by mayns · · Score: 1, Insightful

    /.'ed after 2 comments. Direct connect to the brainstem needs more bandwidth than this!

    1. Re:Can we get a mirror please? by skware · · Score: 1

      If everyone uses the printable version, it would probably reduce the bandwith on the site as it doesn't contain the comments on the artice (of which makes up around 80% of the page) /articles/art0553.html?printable=1 . I managed to get the article on the first try and friends managed to on the second or third but very slowly, so keep trying (/ hammering the server :)

  3. Article helps with suspension of disbelief by dtolton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is a truly impressive article, even if this guy does have a
    little too much free time on his hands.

    The breakdown of the Bio-Port is wonderful. It's really a
    fantastic explanation of how the Bio-Port could work, and what
    it would be doing.

    The Red pill, I've always seen this as similar to some type of
    virus that is injected into the system. His deconstruction is
    similar in flavor to what I thought.

    The power plant is great. Rather than humans being the energy
    source, they are a giant Beowulf cluster. Maybe Beowulf (the
    hero) was the first Beowulf after all.

    I thought Entering and Exiting the Matrix was interesting, but I
    didn't find the arguments as compelling in this section for some
    reason. There just seem to be too many special exceptions for
    my taste.

    Overall this article has some real potential, and definately
    helps with the suspension of disbelief process that is so
    crucial to any story telling. A bit of a warning though, it's
    long, really long.

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    "The destruction of a value which is, will not bring value to that which isn't." -John Galt
    1. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by mark-t · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but most of us won't even get a chance to read it because kurzweilai.net is already not responding to any http requests.

    2. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But still. The movie claims that the humans are being used to produce power, which is simply utter bs...you can't get more energy out of something than you initially put in, and by lack of a sun to serve as a constant replenishment of energy for the planet as a whole, things come to a grinding halt...period.

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    3. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by chrisseaton · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Wow! I'm eating a Bio-Pot brand yogurt right now! What a coincidence. It's strawberry, if anyone is interested.

    4. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by st1nky187 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If the article is right in saying that the machines are using human minds to monitor their fusion power plants, presumably the machines are somewhat lacking in processing power. Why then, can they create a computer generated world to occupy humans minds to distract them from their monitoring of the fusion plants. Also wouldn't creating a virtual world for people to occupy mess with their ability to monitor anything but the virtual world. This all seems really poorly thought out beyond the desire to make some cash.

    5. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 5, Funny

      It would seem that just keeping them sedated would have been somewhat more practical...might have made for a lousy movie though...

      Neo: zZzZzZzZzZzZ?
      Trinity: zZzZzZzZzZ!
      Neo: zZzZ ZzZz???

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    6. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by kisrael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This all seems really poorly thought out beyond the desire to make some cash.

      "--You know what my first big problem with [the Matrix] was? Why use only humans as your energy source? Why didn't we see pods with elk, or some higher-metabolism life form that's easier to please, like puppy dogs? They wouldn't even need some fancy-pants simulated world; just give 'em a loop of chasing rabbits and having their bellies scratched and you've quelled all possible chance of rebellion!"
      --Hsu and Chan

      But seriously...it's not so much they were out to make cash, but they wanted to have a world where superpowers had some kind of better explanation. In that trailer, Keanu Reeves is looking a lot like 70s era Christopher Reeve...

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    7. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe Beowulf (the hero) was the first Beowulf after all.

      Bah! Beowulf was a silly Geat.

    8. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by GNUman · · Score: 1

      I always thought the pill generated a "nightmare" simulation, the final goal: to scare the shit out of you and wake up from your "dream".

      Meanwhile, they're tracking the powerplants to see where there's a "disturbance", so they can find you and go get you.

      Just my 2 cents.

      p.s. No, I haven't read the article, can't get to it.

    9. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good that you can't waste your time reading this article because it's stupid. For more stupid debate about shit that DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE IT'S FROM A FANTASY/SCI-FI MOVIE, try stardestroyer.net. You can urgue with other fuckwads about why the laser-like weapons in star wars seem to travel quite slowly...

    10. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe when they say that humans are being used to generate power, they're actually saying that using humans is the best way to minimize (without eliminating, of course) entropic loss. Humans are referred to in the movie as batteries. Perhaps when the sun was taken out of the picture, the machines were stuck with only a limited amount of energy in their (suddenly closed) system. The energy would have to be stored somehow; it seems extremely unlikely but not impossible that us meatsacks were the ideal power storage mechanism.

    11. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they use the combined processing power of all those brains to render the Matrix. That's why free people can manipulate the Matrix -- they have access to the data being processed by their brains. (That's also why there are so many idiots nowadays -- all their brainpower is being stolen by machines!)

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    12. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      I buy into that argument. Human beings are perhaps efficient at processing things such as vegetables, meat, and other foods into energy. I don't think the movie claims that humans were a perfect energy source, but rathen an abundant one.

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    13. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


      More like this:

      Neo: zZzZzZzZzZzZ?
      Trinity: zZzZzZzZzZ!

      Neo: zZzZ... whoa.

      :-)

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    14. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by brianosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think the movie goes into it, but one of the earlier versions of the Matrix did use cattle. It was way more efficient, and the simulation (which consisted of little more than large fields of grass) were much simpler.

      After a few years, however, the machines got tired of waiting for Star Wars Galaxies to be released, so they built the human version of the Matrix.

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    15. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by kingkade · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not sure keanu reeves has enough talent to be up to the challenge of portraying such a deep character.

    16. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The guy's "explanation" of consciousness, though, is total junk. He thinks he knows what consciousness is, and why computers can't have it (but quantum computers can). He never explains why quantum computers could have it though (it's in the "implementation," he says). He talks about it as if philosophers had solved the problem of consciousness decades ago and stupid scientists and engineers just can't realize the fact. He trots out the same old tired justifications based on the fact that computers are deterministic, dressed up in some new language. Give me a break! The question of whether computers can be conscious has not been answered, and may never be answered. I don't even think a suitable definition of the term has been found and agreed upon. And if a person ever does answer the question for real, I can guarantee it won't be a philosopher. Most likely it will be the computer scientist who programs the first conscious computer.

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    17. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      my guess is that this is a movie.

      or

      My guess is that the writers thought "Let's leave a whole bunch of questions unanswered so that people on slashdot can fantasize over how it is being done until their brains melt".

    18. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig ****ing blows!

    19. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
      Because perhaps the machines wished revenge and imprisonment of the humans. Dogs and elk weren't the ones that enslaved/pissed off the machines. Just a thought.

      It all reminds me very much of "The Deathgate Cycle", a 7 book series by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. Although, throughout those books, as Haplo becomes less of a mystery, he also seems to become less godlike. Neo, on the other hand, is the opposite.

    20. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      [the following contains a minor Matrix spoiler]

      This brings up an interesting thought: Why the hell are the machines allowing the Earth's atmosphere to be breathable? Since it would seem the humans' "scorching of the skies" killed off all conventional life on earth other than the humans and the machines, and the machines don't need oxygen, and the only humans that the machines need alive are incased in liquid, couldn't the machines just win a huge victory by unexpectedly flooding the earth's atmosphere with something unbreathable?

      Then again, maybe that is exactly what the machines did? We never see any humans go outside during the Matrix, and the only human city is underground. There's that bit at the end where the Nebucannazar (sp?) gets cut open, but we don't see what happens after the EMP blast; maybe the instant the squiddies are dead, the remaining living humans on the hovercraft have to go running for the oxygen masks.

    21. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      "This is a truly impressive article, even if this guy does have a little too much free time on his hands."

      He's a writer, isn't one of the requirements exactly that? Let's kill the cliches, obmission of verbs and other sloppy thinking and writing.

    22. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by seth_k · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've found Vernor Vinge's novella True Names and it's afterword by Marvin Minski to be a help in understanding The Matrix. The driving idea is that inside the Matrix or Vinge's "Other Plane" you perceive the programming constructs as metaphors. Hence, the red pill is your perception of a tracer/disconnection program, the kung-fu fights are a metaphor for an electronic battle between two entities in the system, etc.

    23. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Yes, but humans can convert energy well. Look at your lolly packaging or whatever.. food contains 10x as much energy as petrol and it is cheaper and easier to make. I'm sure the aliens can make this glucose crap that the humans live in fairly easily, but they need the humans to make it into electrical power

    24. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Neo: zZzZzZzZzZzZ?
      Trinity: zZzZzZzZzZ!
      Neo: zZzZ ZzZz???
      Trinity: Profit!

    25. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by DietHacker · · Score: 1

      ... and if our processing power is needed. Our ratio of brain-weight TO body-weight ain't too shabby.

    26. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      I really like your explanation, by the way. Revenge explains quite nicely why the machines would choose humans.

    27. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by zephc · · Score: 1

      I agree, his half-assed explanation of consciousness is bunk. He falls back on the excuse of quantum effects giving rise to consciousness. The complexity of the brain, and how its many, MANY components have evolved, is never given enough credit. The fact is that human brains are structurally almost identical in every human on earth, which allows us to communicate and predict/understand what is going on in the minds of others (empathy).

      an AI need not be necessarily like human mind to be conscious, but it wouldnt hurt for it to be similar to be understandable to us. The first AIs have have perceptrons that look at raw binary in a 1-dimensional way (a stream of data) on the conscious level.

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    28. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's always been obvious to me that the machines did it to enslave man.

      They were at war, remember? It wasn't just for their body energy. Agent Smiths makes it quite clear the machines think of themselves as the dominant race. Enslaving man and using their bodies for power fulfills that effect.

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    29. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect the computer scientist to understand the program before writing it, you know. It's not like we can just compile jibberish and hope we get lucky here...

    30. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by ender81b · · Score: 1

      They might also be keeping the humans alive because of a deep seated program for "do no harm" or some such. Now they might have worked their way around this directive (i.e. humans will live better, less hurt, etc if they live in The Matrix) but they cannot out right destroy or just 'put the humans to sleep'

    31. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by russellh · · Score: 1

      Which brings up something I've enjoyed wondering about over the years - when the reasons or mechanisms behind the events are explained, such as Morpheus telling us all about the Matrix, why can't he simply be mistaken? It's not like he's omniscient. Ok, sure, it would be too complex for that to be part of the story in the movie. But really, there's no reason for him to be accurate in every detail. At the very least, this helps me enjoy the movie, take the action at face value, not get wrapped up in logical contradictions, and not judge the probability of the events based upon Morpheus's explanation.

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    32. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Thank you for the umpieth explanation of thermodynamics.

      Humsns could be used to CONVERT from one energy type to another. Like OXYGEN and CARBOHYDRATES and PROTEIN into HEAT?

    33. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by perljon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Des Cartes, I think, talks about different levels of reality. He places god at the ultimate reality, and everything else has equal or lesser reality. Also, something can only create something at or less than it's reality. Therefore, computers may have consciousness, but it is less real than human consciousness. A program is only aware of several measurements of reality where a human is aware of a lot more. (ie, a program might be able read a light sensor, and a pressure sensor where a human can sea, feel, hear, taste, smell, etc.

      If you believe in God/Angles, perhaps, they have 100's of sensory inputs reading stuff we aren't even aware exists. (ie, a computer program who only has one light sensor with it's limited consciousness will assume all of reality is what comes from that light sensor. humans will assume all of reality exists in light, sound, smell, and touch.)

      Also, if you think about the religious explanation of existance, god said let there be light, and there was light. god said that there be land, and sky, and there was land and sky. god said let there be animals, and there was animals. sounds like a hacker working in the wee hours of the morning building simcity. and if god exists, that's really what we are. we don't even exists in his reality. we are way less real than him, limited in knowledge, senses, and ability. the same kind of limitation's a computer program would have. also, when jesus comes down to earth, it would be like us entering in a matrix like fashion our sim city game.

      And if you take satan's anger at human-kind, it is understandable. it's like your robot being pissed at you for playing sim city all the time. it tries to destroy your computer, so you lock it in the closet. and when you're done playing sim city, your going to pull out some of your favorite sims and place them into robot bodies.

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    34. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by edgecrusher · · Score: 1

      umm, if i recall the film (its been a while since i last watched it) the red pill is a tracking device so they can see where in the matrix (and maybe the reactor field) the target is.. and so reboot him out of the matrix.

      it might also hold some kind of drug effect to raise the awareness of the taker to the matrix (as seen when neo has taken the pill and watches the mirror shards melt back into one)...

      I haven't read the article either... so i don't know what the bloke who wrote it thinks about how the pill works.

    35. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      Well, apparently there's stuff that even Morpheus doesn't know, since the first Animatrix short seems to disagree with Morpheus's tale on at least a couple of key points.

      And, since the Wachowski brothers wrote it, it is canonical.

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    36. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Ian+Lance+Taylor · · Score: 1

      Well, but, 1) Descartes was wrong; 2) even if he were right, a computer program could have sensors which are quite a bit more accurate and wide-ranging than human senses (after all, we already use technology to extend all of our senses), so does that mean that such a program would have a consciousness more real than human consciousness?

    37. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by fuzza · · Score: 1

      There's that bit at the end where the Nebucannazar (sp?) gets cut open, but we don't see what happens after the EMP blast; maybe the instant the squiddies are dead, the remaining living humans on the hovercraft have to go running for the oxygen masks.

      Neo and Trinity did take the time to have a nice passionate kiss immediately after, so it seems kind of unlikely.

      Maybe they were just sharing oxygen, like Coster & other person in Waterworld... or maybe not.

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    38. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by barakn · · Score: 1

      These humans are being used as a massively parallel computer to control nuclear fusion? Why don't the robots just use the even more massively parallel computer that runs the Matrix to control the fusion? No matter whether the humans are beig used as energy or computing resources, they produce less than they consume.

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    39. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no evidence that humans are not simply biological/social machines. Therefore, if the human brain is ever fully understood, simulating consciousness would be possible, if a little more complicated than simulating nuclear tests.

    40. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1
      The question of whether computers can be conscious has not been answered, and may never be answered. I don't even think a suitable definition of the term has been found and agreed upon. And if a person ever does answer the question for real, I can guarantee it won't be a philosopher. Most likely it will be the computer scientist who programs the first conscious computer.

      Unless consciousness turns out to be something relatively simple, I don't know that "program" would be the appropriate verb to describe the creation of a conscious computer. I would expect that if we should ever develop a computer system that might appear to be 'conscious,' it would be nearly as complicated as a human brain, and its operation would be just as hard to explain. It might even come about as an accident, like some of the singularity folks have proposed, although I would imagine that it would probably happen in the equipment of someone trying to create an AI.

      As someone else posted, I think not nearly enough credit is given to the sheer complexity of the 'non-quantum' aspects of the brain; although I'd like to think we're so 'special' that you have to have quantum magic going on to explain consciousness, I'm not so sure that's really the case. (I am not a physicist or computer scientist, BTW).

      Personally, I'd love to have a ringside seat to watch the first conscious computer debate with one or more philosophers as to whether it's conscious or not. ;)

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    41. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 0

      Guh. "Canonical." Geekspeak for "jumped the shark."

    42. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that the writers thought "Let's leave a whole bunch of questions unanswered so that people on slashdot can fantasize over how it is being done until their brains melt".

      Well, why don't you tell us what hobbies you occupy your vastly superior intellect with, so that we can ridicule you in return?

      What's that? You waste your time reading Slashdot? ...Never mind then!

    43. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      If the article is right in saying that the machines are using human minds to monitor their fusion power plants, presumably the machines are somewhat lacking in processing power. Why then, can they create a computer generated world to occupy humans minds to distract them from their monitoring of the fusion plants.

      Yes, it's only slightly less absurd than the "body heat energy" explanation given in the film.

      Human brains may indeed be wonderful parallel processing units, but as for monitoring the stability of fusion reactions, I think that you'd need something much faster -- that operates in microseconds or less, not milliseconds which is about the best we could manage. Nerve impulses just don't travel fast enough. Not to mention the immense processing power needed to generate the virtual reality is going to be of a similar if not higher order of complexity than the fusion problem.

      I think the machines don't need people at all. Consider a robot, constrained to follow Asimov's Three Laws. It might well conclude that the best way to protect humanity as a whole (from itself as much as external threats) was to put them into a totally controlled virtual world.

    44. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a better way of explaining the power plant is the humans are like a car battery (or maybe even a spark)..

      Morpheus said using them and a form of fusion they found all the energy they would ever need.

      It's like saying "using a car battery and a form of combustion the car has enough energy".

    45. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Entering and Exiting the Matrix was interesting, but I didn't find the arguments as compelling in this section for some reason. There just seem to be too many special exceptions for my taste.

      Most of his arguement was based on the fact that you can't enter or exit any area of the Matrix that is currently being observed. But in the beginning, Agent Smith is observing the phone booth when Trinity leaves. Oh, but he only means if humans are observing, you say? Well, how about in the subway, near the end of the movie? The old bum observes Morpheus leave, which prompts his 'possession' by Agent Smith.

      Nice try rationalizing, though. I haven't read the whole article yet, but the Bio-Port and Red Pill sound pretty reasonable.

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    46. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by CvD · · Score: 1

      What about the part where Neo is first flushed out of the "system". He's dumped in some sort of lake, where he starts drowning, right before the Nebucannazar picks him up. He doesn't seem to have any trouble breathing there (except for being unable to swim and having difficulties coping with breathing water :-))

      Cheers,

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    47. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Zathras11 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I remember seeing Neo and Trinity kissing
      at that point. Maybe your DVD didn't have that
      scene. :^) I don't know what Morpheus and Tank
      were doing... ;^)

    48. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Zathras11 · · Score: 1

      He is dead wrong on this. The movie is quite
      clear that the process centers around humans
      as the source, not the manager of the energy.
      Morpheus says that the Matrix has turned human
      beings into "this" and holds up a battery.

    49. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I personally think they just picked a crappy rationalization for it. There would have been *so* many more interesting philosophical ramifications for it if they'd needed the humans for their minds, specifically to learn how they think, etc. and perhaps because they were incapable of doing truely new things on their own & needed to learn that from humans, specifically by observing them...

      Of course, that runs counter to the way they portrayed AI in the movie, anyhow, so they probably wouldn't have liked that idea.

    50. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      My hypothesis was that with humans, you could put them to work - as programmers. No other animal could serve any purpose asleep.

      Neo for instance, worked as a programmer. And for all we know he could have been inadvertently fine tuning some subroutines for the Matrix.

    51. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Conciousness probably is "relalatively" simple, a specialised trick of the mind to supplement and help organise human awareness as it advanced beyond the usual "animal" level.

      2. Philosophers are out in the cold these days, ESPECIALLY about the human mind. Today's philosphers aren't involved in any meaningful way in the debate about the nature of conciousness, which is being conducted by neuroscientists, linguists and some branches of AI research. Philosphy these days has become divorced from science, where it began, and which it began; Now you'll get 10,000 word articles about "the why's-and-wherefores-of-what" and other sophist bullshit.

      3. Quantum computers are just the next Magic Wand for these guys, because they know they don't undertsnad it and they know very few other people know much either, so any claims made for QC are almost impossible to refute.

      4. SF isn't about real futures where real things might happen, it's about possible futures (and even pasts) where things [b]might[/b] happen. They key to most fiction, and particularly SF, is "suspension of disbelief", one of the most important modern insights into human philosophy, coined by the writer, George Bernard Shaw. It doesn't matter if the people are being used as batteries or cattle-feed in the Matrix, as long as it is internally consistant so that it doesn't jar the reader/viewer out of their SoD.

    52. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree with you totally - thought provoking article but he resorts to presenting Roger Penrose's theory of biological consciousness as fact. This theory has very few proponents in AI or biology and isn't supported by the evidence, microtubules or whatnots notwithstanding. While the question may never be settled, I tend to believe, as do most, that it will be settled exactly in the fashion you suggest - i.e. by a programmer. A good SF read on this topic is Galatea 2.2 by Richard Powers

    53. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Luzumsuz+Lazim · · Score: 1

      Come on guys! "The Matrix" is a science fiction. A good one! Let it stay as fiction, and enjoy watching it. Why do people bother trying to explain things...

    54. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Rubyflame · · Score: 1

      Also, something can only create something at or less than it's reality.

      Gee, you'd think Descartes would've thought of the obvious counterexample: people having kids.

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    55. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't normally troll, but yours is the most retarted comment I've seen modded up on /. in a loooong time...

      Aside from spelling errors like 'sea' and 'Angles', which are incredibly easy and make you out to be a retard, none of your points make ANY sense.

      Humans have since more than a hundred years ago realized that what we see, hear, touch, etc. if only a very small fraction of reality (case in point: we can't see the electromagnetic spectrum we can't see subatomic particles, etc, etc.)

      And WTF is with the satan/robot analogy? Satan's anger at human-kind is understandable? What does that have to do with my robot being pissed at me?? Robots????????

      And capitalize the first god-damn letter of your sentences! Pressing [Shift] ain't a big fuckin' deal if you want your points to be taken seriously!

      Anyway... Back to regular, non-pissed-off-at-mororns mode for me...

    56. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Rubbersoul · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that Descartes was correct, but you are wrong. He said at or less then [read =] it's own reality. The kids you have would not have a greater sense of reality then you, so you his argument holds true.

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    57. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by t · · Score: 1
      My theory was that the humans served as an unlimited supply of entropy. The theory is that the machines tried to evolve themselves without humans and lacked the creativeness (entropy) of humans. They are after all machines and there is nothing random in a machine. So they make a virtual world so that they can wait for the humans to invent/create something new and then they can steal it from the matrix. Kind of like Microsoft today buying stuff since they seem unable to create anything worthwhile themselves.

      This would explain the necessity for keeping the bodies and not uploading the entire brain into the matrix, the brain is basically an analog gizmo plugged into the matrix, it cannot be simulated digitally. Just ask those mame guys who are trying to simulate the hardware that ran some of those really old games. The audio hardware in the olden days was an analog beast that is still practically impossible to simulate digitally.

    58. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont know how much one is familiar with the Hindu philosophical concept of "self" and "consciousness", but the idea of the MATRIX embodies it deeply. One might say, i feel what i feel.. i see what i see, but how can one be so sure? One might talk about science and repeatability and predictability of events, but to what depth? Newton thought he got killer laws .. may be to some extent. einstein turned them upside down. and now we still are some years, if not decades to complete the laws of physics. Quantum Physics resembles Hindu philosophy more than it resembles science - heisenberg thought so. what is it that u see? is what u see the truth? or is it some reaction to u seeing it? those are the questions at sub atomic level science.. and they are the same in the MATRIX. though rationalizing everything in terms of what we know can lead to humorous results, its a beginning.. most of it is better off being left to imagination.

    59. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from spelling errors like 'sea' and 'Angles'
      Standard dictionaries are a relatively new invention. Before that, people just spelt like it sounded. You knew what he meant, therefore, your just being an anal jackass.

      And capitalize the first god-damn letter of your sentences
      Again, you knew what he meant. Why does everything have to be perfect? It's an open casual discussion, not a fucking doctorate's exchange over a public journal. Relax a little.

    60. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by kisrael · · Score: 1

      My theory was that the humans served as an unlimited supply of entropy. The theory is that the machines tried to evolve themselves without humans and lacked the creativeness (entropy) of humans. They are after all machines and there is nothing random in a machine.

      Heh, the general concept is an old chestnut of sci-fi, how the intuitive "random" humans can beat the mechanistic, "stirctly logical" machines. Though it seems that machines that advanced could hook themselves up to quantum random number generators if randomness was all they needed.

      Personally, I always kind of bought into a generic touchy feely "bioenergy" explanation, ala protoculture or whatever from Robotech. Though the article did a nice job of handwaving for their "humans as parallel processing fusion control panels" idea.

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    61. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by perljon · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about our inability to create a computer that can detect, interact with heavenly stuff... with things that aren't matter, but super-matter. For example, If we exists only in 4 dimensions (and not exist in 5, but can only detect 4, but really only exists in 4), then it would be impossible for us to build something that would exist in 5.

      It was misleading for me to compare the number of sensories to level of realites, even though a higher level of reality, would almost always bring with it more ways to sense the reality. Perhaps, at higher levels of reality, beings can 'see' time, or 'see' good and evil energies, or 'see' thought, not just see and hear and touch different frequencies of the same types of energy. Just like any computer we build will only see/hear a set or subset of the types (albeit, different frequencies) of energies we can see and hear and touch and smell.

      Finally, to say Des Cartes was wrong is a bit ignorant. After all, there are lots of Des Cartes ideas and theories that are very prevalant in philosophy and science. After all, you probably learned geometry on the Cartesian coordinate system in high school. Des Cartes proof of reality and God in Meditations was probably flawed; however, I think he was on to something when talking about levels of reality.

      (btw, fyi, Des Cartes's meditations tries to prove that we are not in the matrix... might make a good read. this guy was way ahead of his time.)

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    62. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by Rubyflame · · Score: 1

      But sometimes people have kids who are smarter than they are.

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    63. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by mfrank · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never worked with neural networks. The one I wrote for class learned how to recognize hand-written numbers. I don't have any idea how it was able to do it, and I really doubt you could figure out how it did either.

      Personally, I have no doubt that eventually we will be able to build sentient machines. And we won't really know how they work. Give it structure similar to a human brain and the ability to learn, expose it to external stimuli for a few years, and it'll become aware.

    64. Re:Article helps with suspension of disbelief by mfrank · · Score: 1

      If you believe we evolved from lower primates, that's pretty much a given.

      Also, there's the Flynn Effect. IQs seem to be increasing about 3 points per decade, so it's an ongoing process.

  4. Looks like the matrix ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... should have upgraded their servers. I see two posts here (are the posts real, I wonder?) and both links don't work for me.

  5. Slashdotted by Oopsz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like taking down the matrix wasn't so hard at all.

  6. Google Cache by bckspc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Three comments and already Slashdotted? Damn.

    Here's the Google cache.

    1. Re:Google Cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saved! Thanks for posting the Google cache Bckspc!

      We need more google caching. Most of these webservers get /.ed to quickly (easily?). We should come up with a handy acronym just for this. /.gc or something. But trendy like NYTFRRYYY. Etc.

    2. Re:Google Cache by morkfard · · Score: 1

      The Google cache is Slashdotted. Uncanny.

    3. Re:Google Cache by dimator · · Score: 1

      Google cache slashdotted?
      That's unpossible!

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    4. Re:Google Cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, I think the google cache should be cached. And just for safe keeping, I think the cache of the google cache should be cached. And just to make sure we are ok, CowboyNeal should cached the cache of the cache of the google cache onto a CD-ROM and walk quickly over broken egg shells into the slashdot server room and provide the data on the CD-ROM to a page on the slashdot.org domain.

      Or maybe we can all just get along and take turns hammering the fuck out of the webpage? Nah... Let's just slashdot it. :D

    5. Re:Google Cache by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Works now, at least. However, Google only caches the first 108k of any file so it's truncated. Also, the original file has some javascript in it that tries to force the original frameset (on the original server) to load -- so disable javascipt if that happens. There's a working mirror here.

  7. It's all good! by Lukano · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anything matrix related is good by me. I've been reading a lot more of the philosophy section of the website lately, and I've also been reading any posts like the one above regarding the theory and science behind the movies/plot/story.

    To be honest, I had no idea "how deep the rabbit hole" really went. The Wachowski brothers are brilliant IMHO, and have one of the most immersive universes I've ever seen. The movies aside, and franchisements out the window, this stands to be one of the most engrossing and amazing "thresholds" of our timeframe.

    And although the naysayers might argue, the Matrix is to me, and many of my friends/family/colleauges, as Star Wars was to the generation two decades ago.

    1. Re:It's all good! by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "And although the naysayers might argue, the Matrix is to me, and many of my friends/family/colleauges, as Star Wars was to the generation two decades ago. "

      Out of curiosity, how many people didn't like it? I enjoyed the Matrix when I first saw it, but it really doesn't survive the "Let's drag it out once a year and watch it." test with me. Just curious, anybody else feel that way too?

      Not trying to troll here, I just don't see it as the "Star Wars of the late nineties" if it doesn't survive. I'd rather assign that title to the Two Towers.

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    2. Re:It's all good! by Lukano · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It very well could be personal preference on my part, but the theory had stood up against comparisons with friends/family/colleauges time and time again.

      The yardstick I'm using to measure the validity of my statement is the fact that for myself and many others I know, it -does- infact stand the test of being dragged out once a year (or heck, once a quarter in my case) and watched time and time again... And each time I get chills.

      And it's not the special effects that do it for me, not all of it anyways. And for surely not the acting ("woah!")... it's just the story, the idea, the philosophy.

      It's one of those situations that you can't really point a finger at, it's just a gut feeling in the pit of your stomache as to "yay" or "nay". Not for everone, but it's everything for some (if that makes any sense).

      The biggest thing that I've noticed is that it's UNIQUE (at least to modern popular TV-centric culture). I know it's been done in anime, in books, and in a variety of other entertainment forms, but for most of the North American/Europian world, it's unique and thusly stands out. Just like Starwars did in the 70's.

      I won't say that LOTR isn't in the same category, but for me, who read the books as a young child in junior high, and who wasn't terribly impressed with them (Actually forced myself to read them all, found them fairly sluggish and grueling to read) it just doesn't press my "Best Thing Ever" buttons.

    3. Re:It's all good! by NineNine · · Score: 1

      And although the naysayers might argue, the Matrix is to me, and many of my friends/family/colleauges, as Star Wars was to the generation two decades ago.

      If that's true, I pray for your soul. To compare the two movie series is blaphemous.

    4. Re:It's all good! by sameb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh, it's not unique -- atleast the idea isn't. Ever read Plato? It's in The Republic -- The Allegory of the Cave.

      That's the Matrix preloaded.

    5. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not trying to troll here, I just don't see it as the "Star Wars of the late nineties" if it doesn't survive. I'd rather assign that title to the Two Towers.

      Yeah, that was pretty damn funny when they fell down.

    6. Re:It's all good! by Lukano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But how many of todays popular culture addicts would sit down with a copy of Plato's works and read through it? Yes, it may very well enlighten them, and yes they'd learn a lot from it... But hell, these are the same people that watch WWE wrestling religously. :P

    7. Re:It's all good! by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I still think it's good, but it's vastly overrated in geek circles, especially on slashdot.

    8. Re:It's all good! by wass · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I've been reading a lot more of the philosophy section of the website lately

      Firstly, I really liked the matrix alot. It wasn't hyped when I saw it so I had no idea what to expect (I was actually expecting another sub-par Keanu movie). I was blown away, it had lots of awesome action themes all mixed together - guns and ammo, martial arts, computer hackery, electronica soundtrack, etc. I thought it rocked.

      That said, I thought the dialog was rather weak and cheesy at times. Philosophically there was nothing really new to the matrix that hasn't been considered for at least several hundred years. I was a physics/philosophy major in college, so these were all topics we talked about constantly. In one of the philosophy classes called 'theory of knowledge' i think, we spent the first 6-8 weeks merely talking about how one can be sure they're not dreaming or about reality, etc. This, of course, can be nicely summarized in Descartes statement (translated) "I think therefore I am". Meaning the only thing we can ever really be sure of is that we exist, which we know by the fact we're capable of rational thought. None of our senses or other input can be trusted.

      Anyway, suffice to say, I thought dialog was pretty cheesy in the Matrix "what is real, is it something we can see and touch or electric impulses in our neurons", etc. Age old material for the philosopher. Also things that most folks that laid back and smoked a doobie probably thought about as well. It was good to see these things brought out into a mainstream Hollywood flick that goes beyond a babe in a bikini doing kung fu. But I didn't think the movie really went particularly deep.

      What I'm saying is that it's good this movie seems to have opened new avenues of thinking for you that you weren't aware of. And I'm glad to see it encourage philosophical thought. But if that's your interests, and it sounds like they are, you are doing yourself a dis-service by only reading philosophical commentary on the matrix. If you have real interests, you should go beyond Hollywood to the source and read some of the classics, try Plato (Socratic Dialogs) or Descartes or Nietzsche.

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    9. Re:It's all good! by Lukano · · Score: 1

      It's actually on my "to-do list" believe it or not. When I have the time, the drive, and the confidence that I can stick to it once started, I fully expect and intend to do some heavy reading of Plato, and particularly Descartes (Nietzsche is new to me, but I'll add it to the list). And ironically enough, the mention of Descartes was a heavy influence on the "Philosophy" of the matrix portion of the website.

      By no means do I intend to give the impression that The Matrix, the website for such, and all the information contained within is the be-all and end-all of Philosohpy. Quite the opposite, as you mentioned, as it's sort of a "starter kit" for those who notice it as another facet of the movies, and piques there interest to delve into the topic more thoroughly.

      Thanks for the Nietzsche mention though, I will follow through on that one. (And no, that's not sarcasm... I'm being totally honest!)

    10. Re:It's all good! by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Why do I have a feeling I was modded down by somebody who went to the movie wearing sunglasses and a thrift store trench coat?

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    11. Re:It's all good! by girouette · · Score: 1

      You make a valid point, of course, but if we stay on the Star Wars analogy, the philosophy in there was pretty weak too, if not weaker. (Speaking as someone from the Star Wars generation).

      Bottom line: it's entertainment, but if it gets you thinking, all the better.

    12. Re:It's all good! by weakethics · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I was 10 when Star Wars came out. It was the most awesome movie, and probably the most fun event of my life up to that point.
      But, frankly, it doesn't hold up too well. The first movie, maybe. They have been increasingly crappy ever since. The Matrix, arguably, is not as good as that first movie; it kicks ass on all the rest.
      The arguments around here that the story in the Matrix is not ground-breaking or original enough are laughable. Like Star Wars is anything but a mish-mash of popular culture memes and ancient myths.
      I like the first Star Wars movie a lot. I like the Matrix a lot. But give me a break, they're just movies. Some people will like them, so people won't. It's OK if someone has a different opinion than you.
      Breathe.

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    13. Re:It's all good! by Samari711 · · Score: 3, Informative

      actually it bears more of a resemblence to the evil deciever arguement Descartes makes in Meditations on First Philosophy. basically Descartes supposes that there could be some all-powerful being tricking us in every way possible so that the reality we believe in is totally false. then he goes off and does some really funky stuff like proving the existance of God.

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    14. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm posting anonymously, for obvious reasons. Posting pro-Microsoft can often get modded up around here as insightful, but I don't dare say anything against the Matrix.

      It's not that I hate it, but I have never seen what all the fuss is about. I saw it as pretty good special effects, but the flaws that the article is trying to explain away are enough to ever keep me from really thinking much of it.

      The worst flaw of all is the need to go to the telephone to get out. That just reminds me of the worst aspects of Star Trek. Oh no, the holodeck's safety systems are off! Oh no, Q has given this fantasy a life of its own! Oh no, the transporter won't work to get us out of this!

      As with Trek, and many other stories, it would be very boring if Neo and his pals could get out of any dangerous situation at any time. THAT is the reason for the phone booth requirement.

      But hell, I don't know. Even JMS (of Babylon 5 fame) thinks that the Matrix is the greatest thing ever. I guess I'm just missing something. It's my loss.

    15. Re:It's all good! by Moritz+Moeller+-+Her · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Star Wars is boring and has about the philosophical sophistication of George Bush Jr. It is really a movie for children and young teenagers. Later installments are also antidemocratic and full of bullshit.

      OTOH Matrix was a pretty nice movie with a nice story and lots of insider jokes for adults interested in philosophical matters. Some ridiculous plot holes do not make the movie crap.

      What they both have in common is awesome and ahead of their time special effects.

      I guess you meant it the other way around, but seriously Star Wars sucks badly. I was so disappointed by Episode 1 that I will never spend one dime on a Star Wars movie.

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    16. Re:It's all good! by MisterFancypants · · Score: 1

      Personally I can still watch The Matrix and be entertained, but at the same time I'm absolutely convinced it won't hold up like Star Wars and the LOTR movies, if only for two reasons...the clothing fashions and the music. Both will seem seriously dated in 10 years because they were very "hip" at the time. Star Wars and LOTR, on the other hand, used more timeless, classical designs for both costumes and music. They will "last" much, much longer.

    17. Re:It's all good! by xigxag · · Score: 1

      Star Wars and LOTR, on the other hand, used more timeless, classical designs for both costumes and music. They will "last" much, much longer.


      Very true. Instead of waiting 10 years to look dated, Star Wars costumes will always be in a permanent state of unfashionability! (Okay, there was that "Leia-do" that was in style for about 5 minutes in 1977.)

      Seriously though, when Matrix becomes retro, it will still be cool. In fact, the manner in which it revels in the zeitgeist of its age will, in time, be what makes it an enduring artifact. James Dean, anyone?

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    18. Re:It's all good! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      No they won't. It just that every 10 years, Lucas will update all the costumes to better fit his "vision" of what Star Wars should be...

      Besides, if I have to go with the LOTR, it wouldn't be The Two Towers. They screwed up what the Ents should look like, and the snowboarding elf scene was even worse.

    19. Re:It's all good! by Corvus9 · · Score: 1
      The biggest thing that I've noticed is that it's UNIQUE (at least to modern popular TV-centric culture)...
      Not by a long shot. The notion that "reality is an illusion" has been central to many myths, stories, religions, and even popular movements for thousands of years.

      It's not unique in "modern popular TV-centric culture" either. The extremely popular science fiction writer Philp K. Dick wrote a novel with this theme, Ubik, in 1969. Star Trek: The Next Generation had several episodes all take place in the artificial reality of the holodeck, and you can't get any more "popular TV-centric" than that.

      It's hardly an original idea even for a major motion picture. "Open Your Eyes", "Dark City", and "The Thirteenth Floor", all used this idea earlier and better.

      In fact, the sets of Dark City were so atmospheric that the Wachowskis used them unchanged in "The Matrix". How "unique" is that?

      In "Dark City", when John realized that guns and bullets were only illusions, he threw them away and had to outsmart the Strangers. In "The Matrix", Neo and the agents keep blasting away at each other over and over (and over) even though they both know they can't actually kill each other.

      Nothing in "The Matrix" is original. Putting the main characters in leather fetish wear was done before in "Rocky Horror Picture Show" (another geek favorite), the ki-fu and wirework comes directly from dozens of Hong Kong action pictures from the 1970s 'till now, and the synthetic camerawork came from TV commercials.

      Oh, and the acting stank, too.

    20. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've watched the matrix 5+ times. Two Towers shouldn't even be a competitor for this. I made the mistake of watching it for a second time a couple months after it came out.

      I almost cried, and not in a good way.

    21. Re:It's all good! by dimator · · Score: 1

      I actually thought it was a little too long when I first saw it. I remember hearing many sighs in the theater.

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    22. Re:It's all good! by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh, it's not unique -- atleast the idea isn't. Ever read Plato? It's in The Republic -- The Allegory of the Cave. That's the Matrix preloaded.

      Actually, a movie that is much closer to "The Allegory of the Cave" is "The Truman Show."

      True-man show, get it? I don't think The Matrix really fits with Plato's allegory very well, Neo doesn't realize he's a prisoner on his own, he gets a lot of help. In the Truman Show everyone is trying to prevent Truman from find out the truth, which is much closer to Plato's allegory.

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    23. Re:It's all good! by jamesangel · · Score: 1

      More Descartes, I would say. He takes on the whole 'can you trust your senses' thing.

    24. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could also compare it to gnosticism.

    25. Re:It's all good! by sameb · · Score: 1

      I guess that fits also. I tend to use that particular argument by Descartes as the philosophical basis for quantum physics. Basically, you can't know anything exists until you've interacted with it (hence superposition, ala Schrodinger's cat)...

    26. Re:It's all good! by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I see The Matrix, I don't think philosophy, I think mythology.

      Have you ever read Joseph Campbell's The Hero With A Thousand Faces? It treats mythology from a Jungian/Freudian psychoanalytic perspective. All of the major elements of classical mythology are present in films like Star Wars or The Matrix.

      Taking the opening The Matrix as an example:

      • The hero (Neo) is given the call to adventure by an apparition (of Trinity). Compare with the hologram of Leia in Star Wars, angelic messengers from the Bible etc.
      • His initial refusal to heed the call results in disaster, in his case becoming spellbound ("unable to speak"). Compare with Sleeping Beauty, Narcissus, Lot's wife etc.
      • He meets the "old wise man" (Morpheus); the spiritual guide who gives him the equipment needed to cross the threshold. Compare with Obi Wan Kenobi, Gandalf, the sea hag from The Little Sea-Maid etc.

      While I don't think you can discount the philosophical aspect, I don't think that this is necessarily even the point of The Matrix. There's not so much philosophy that you can present in 3600ft of film. On the other hand, as modern mythology, I think it works well.

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    27. Re:It's all good! by sy161e · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think, more accurately, they reference from "Cartesian Doubt". In his Des Cartes' "Meditations on First Philosophy," he begins by doubting what we accept as fact: our perceptions. Since the Matrix modulates electrical impulses for our brains to control our perceptions, I think it would directly relate to Cartesian Doubt, not an allegory of seeing shadows on a cave wall.

    28. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, it's web discussion pseudo-axiom 137A: "everyone is an idiot, except me."

      On the R.C. Collins blows-o-meter? (rude sound) *sniff sniff* yep! egg salad!

    29. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, The Matrix survives the "Let's drag it out once a year and watch it" test better than Star Wars, and Star Wars was the first movie I can recall ever seeing.

      Even in its heyday, Star Wars wasn't deep enough to watch too often, at least for me. YMMV.

      As for FOTR and TTT, well, Jackson et al. has been a bit too free in their rewriting of the LOTR plot. TTT is *less* deep than The Matrix, especially if you divorce it from the books.

      In twenty years, I'll READ Lord of the Rings, and I'll WATCH The Matrix. Jackson's version of LOTR will sit on the shelf. . .

    30. Re:It's all good! by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the Nietzsche mention though, I will follow through on that one.

      I would start with Nietzche and work my way up to Descartes and Plato. Easier to grok and (I'd argue) more interesting as well.

    31. Re:It's all good! by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      But how many of todays popular culture addicts would sit down with a copy of Plato's works and read through it? Yes, it may very well enlighten them, and yes they'd learn a lot from it... But hell, these are the same people that watch WWE wrestling religously. :P

      But that doesn't explain why YOU found the philosophy in the Matrix interesting, unless you consider yourself among the legions of WWE watching boobs.

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    32. Re:It's all good! by belloc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But how many of todays popular culture addicts would sit down with a copy of Plato's works and read through it?

      Well, maybe none would, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't or even couldn't. Here's what C.S. Lewis had to say about it in "On the Reading of Old Books":

      There is a strange idea abroad that in every subject the ancient books should be read only by the professionals, and that the amateur should content himself with the modern books. Thus have I found as a tutor in English Literature that if the average student wants to find out something about Platonism, the very last thing he thinks of doing is to take a translation of Plato off the library shelf and read the symposium. He would rather read some dreary modern book ten times as long, all about 'isms' and influences and only once in twelve pages telling him what Plato actually said. ...

      Now this seems to me topsy-turvy. Naturally, since I myself am a writer, I do not wish the ordinary reader to read no modern books. But if he must read only the new or only the old, I would advise him to read the old. And I would give him this advice precisely because he is an amateur and therefore much less protected than the expert against the dangers of an exclusive contemporary diet. ... If you join at eleven o'clock a conversation which began at eight you will often not see the real bearing of what is said. Remarks which seem to you very ordinary will produce laughter or irritation and you will not see why -- the reason, of course, being that the earlier stages of the conversation have given them a special point. In the same way sentences in a modern book which look quite ordinary may be directed 'at' some other book; in this way you may be led to accept what you would have indignantly rejected if you knew its real significance. ...


      This is one of the most true things I've ever read about reading. As a former "pop culture addict" and current engineering geek, I can attest to what Lewis says firsthand. I've sat down with many of these texts over the past five or six years, and read them with diligence and intent. It helps to have a mentor or tutor who has gone before you to help you select the texts and with whom to discuss them. The old philosophers are remarkably accessible to those simply willing to take up and read.

      Belloc
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    33. Re:It's all good! by lastberserker · · Score: 1
      The biggest thing that I've noticed is that it's UNIQUE (at least to modern popular TV-centric culture).
      Perhaps you should check deeper: original and translation (pretty bad, I know). And, yes, I think bros knew this book - two are similar in many respects.
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    34. Re:It's all good! by tunabomber · · Score: 1

      By that test, Star Wars isn't too original, either. Ever seen Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress?

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    35. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To understand the matrix, you need to see a spoof of it. It demonstrates the pop-culture and hacker sub-culure references someone such as yourself may not get.

      Here's a link:

      http://n8w8.dhs.org/detonate/matrix/

    36. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    37. Re:It's all good! by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      But how many of todays popular culture addicts would sit down with a copy of Plato's works and read through it? Yes, it may very well enlighten them, and yes they'd learn a lot from it... But hell, these are the same people that watch WWE wrestling religously. :P

      I, for one, have read Plato, and not only Plato, also Decartes, Hume, and Kant, and part of the reason that I like The Matrix is because I see influences from all those philosophers in the movie. Sure, bring up Plato, that one's easy, but unless you can also find the influence of Decartes, Hume, and Kant, then don't go around making fun of everyone else.

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    38. Re:It's all good! by thoth · · Score: 1

      Descarte's demon that tricks you is the origin of his famous "I think there for I am" statement.

      IIRC, Descarte used a "demon", some powerful evil being that feeds lies to you. In such a situation, you can't trust what you see, what you smell, etc. since the demon might be controlling your senses. In fact, you don't know anything except that you are alive, because you have the ability to question everything. Thus, thinking = alive, or "I think therefore I am".

      I don't remember the existance of God proof, but it was a while ago that I read it ;)

    39. Re:It's all good! by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      I took an introductory Philosophy course, which was basically consisted of studying the Republic.

      It's gruelling. It's very, very difficult to read, and even more difficult to UNDERSTAND. If not for hours of the professor talking about it and explaning it, and then many more hours of my TA explaining and answering questions arising from me and my peers while trying to understand what the hell he was talking about, I don't think I would have gotta very much out of it at all!

      You can't just "read" it. You have to read it in context with the time in which it was written .. and that being oh, ~ 2400 years ago, a LOT of things were different then. Plato assumes you "know" things that we no longer do, and that are no longer common practice (comments on ancient Greek homosexuallity, anyone?).

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    40. Re:It's all good! by splattertrousers · · Score: 1
      Out of curiosity, how many people didn't like it?

      I didn't like it all that much. Parts of it didn't make sense while I was watching, and afterwards I started thinking about it and very little of it made sense.

      And the article linked above was way too long and detailed for me to read. It would have been a lot better had the movie just made sense in the first place.

      I did think it was pretty well produced, though I was pretty tired of the effects by the end of the movie. (And I'm really tired of all "wire work" now.)

    41. Re:It's all good! by Samari711 · · Score: 1
      actually "I think therefore I am" doesn't appear in that form in First Meditations, although he expands on it greatly. it first shows up in Discourse on Method along with his assertion that machines could never be able to use language meaningfully.

      as far as the proof for God, he stole it from St. Anslem anway ;)

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    42. Re:It's all good! by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

      I've found that in every movie I completely fall for there is a moment where you discover something that you really weren't expecting. Like Empire Strieks Back and Vader telling Luke he is his father. Sixth Sense when you realize he's dead. Matrix when you realize WHAT the matrix is.

    43. Re:It's all good! by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      The dialog may have been cheesy for you, but Neo isn't a philosophy major and neither was the majority of the audience. The dialog you refer to was excellent for getting its point across.

    44. Re:It's all good! by Xuranova · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'd have to say the Movie I think came closest to it, as far as entire world staged, big guys running the show would have to be Dark City. Very few every heeard of it but those I make watch it seem to agree that Dark City is the Matrix Trilogy compressed into a movie.

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    45. Re:It's all good! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Hey now, just because some of us watch WWE doesn't mean we like EVERYTHING that's going on over there these days... Thursday night programming is demonstrably better than Monday - among other things.

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    46. Re:It's all good! by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      Having taken latin in highschool I had a rough idea of the ancient condition and even some ancient Mediteranean politics (aka "wars")... and you are right, this is the difference between them seeming accessible. The ideas in Plato or Aristotle are not that alien, they are actually very familiar and many are the ideas our cultures are built on now. In other words, a lot of their ideas are utter crap.

      But a good read and relevant.

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    47. Re:It's all good! by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      There's a phrase that sums up about half of what's wrong with science fiction in film and television, and fan cultures in general. I think those words speak for themselves: geek apologetics.

    48. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked it the first time, but the more I thought about it, the more the cheesy pseudo-shakespearean dialogs got on my nerves. I watched it twice, but I won't watch it again. I will go watch the second part, though, and the animatrix movies are great.

    49. Re:It's all good! by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Well, he *was* passing out pirated data in a fake, hollow copy of Baudrillard's "Simulacra and Simulation." Actually, that scene is sort of a metaphor for the whole film.

      I am aghast at how many people marvel at The Matrix's skin-deep riff off the old "brain in a vat" rhubarb.

    50. Re:It's all good! by Zathras11 · · Score: 1

      I think it does pass that test, and know several
      people who, like myself, watch it again and again.
      On the other hand, after buying Gladiator, I
      watched it once and thought "gee, Sparticus in
      a different order" (general/slave/gladiator
      instead of slave/gladiator/general) and never
      watched it again. There are NO other movies
      like TM. And the sequels may well be better...

    51. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know enough to tell you that the Matrix is wrong in all the same ways that Descartes was wrong. But does it really matter? And who gives a fuck that you read four particular books?

    52. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the problem there is that Dark City is so turgid and stylised that it's a crap movie

    53. Re:It's all good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did someone make a claim that Star Wars is orginal? What are their names, so that we can find them and mock them in public?

    54. Re:It's all good! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      By that test, Star Wars isn't too original, either. Ever seen Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress?

      Or Buck Rogers? Or read Dune or Edgar Rice Burroughs or Leigh Brackett... Star Wars was a lot of fun (the original trilogy, anyway), but it has no claims to originality in anything except marketing.

    55. Re:It's all good! by RestiffBard · · Score: 1

      ok, I can't stand this anymore. Is everyone on slashdot trying to tell me that if they saw what neo saw they wouldn't say "whoa"? fucking liars. whoa. thats what you say when your world is turned on its head. jesus. shut the fuck up. i would say whoa. hell I said whoa while watching the matrix.

      not a flame on the original poster. just yours was the dozenth time I'd seen a "whoa" comment.

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    56. Re:It's all good! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I do agree its is of the 'star wars' level of influence, and technology leap. I believe if I were 12 and saw this, it would have had the same impact on the that star wars did, when I WAS 12.

      In a lot of respacts it is interesting to be on 'this side' of such a movie event. The similarities in discussion. You have people who nitpic at 'flaws' without thinking. Yes a persec is not a time measurement, but perhaps he wasn't talking about time? those critics are alive with this generation.
      The very same person who complains that its is nothing more then eye candy, and says 'people should think inbstead of watch this drivel' are the people who are not thinking.

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    57. Re:It's all good! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It isd unique in the way it presents the story, however.

      Please, let me know of a story that is completly unique? name one, just one is all I ask.

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    58. Re:It's all good! by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Ok, I have on my shelf ~4000 Volumes, I have read Tolkein, Lewis, Kant, Pascal, Knuth,Rand and Plato. I also enjoy watching WWE, BtVS, and the Matrix. Do you have a point?

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    59. Re:It's all good! by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      That's because Star Wars wasn't intended to have philosophical sophistication. Star Wars was written as a mythology, perfectly filling the Hero's Journey archetype.

      Later installments are also antidemocratic and full of bullshit.

      That line almost makes me think you're trolling, but your post doesn't seem acidic enough.

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    60. Re:It's all good! by Moritz+Moeller+-+Her · · Score: 1

      The Hero's journey archetype is also a philosophy. It is the philosophy of the tribe. I don't know the exact page, but Karl Popper has interesting things to say about tribal heroes in the Open Society and Its Enemies. Of course mythology and tribal ideology blend together well, so I guess we agree on this point.

      StarWars Episode 1 is antidemocratic because the Jedis are elitist birth right aristocrats, the protagonist -- a later mass murderer -- has religious messianic origins (virgin birth). The main bad guy is the opposition leader in a democratic forum, the Senate, while the good guy /gal is a 14-year old pretty queen.

      If this does not suck badly, I don't know what to think.

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    61. Re:It's all good! by greenhide · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%.

      Even better, consider this:

      During high school/middle school, whenever we were snowed in, one of the traditions we would have each year was to watch all three movies over the course of the day.

      I'm not sure how Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Reinstalled with Service Pack 9 and Security Update 2004-05-09 are going to turn out, but my stomach churns at the idea of watching much beyond the Matrix. Don't get me wrong, I liked the Matrix -- well, I liked the *idea* of the Matrix.

      I still hate that Keneau Reeves was the one. I don't care if he actually is smarter or more intelligent than me in real life (hey, he could be). I still think he's an idiot.

      What made Star Wars great was not just because it placed you in a fascinating world, but also because it had probably the most charismatic and enjoyable action movie actor ever -- Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford made that movie, in my opinion. When I first saw Star Wars as a little kid (I was born the year it came out), I was all about Luke, since he was the "hero" of the movies. But as time went on, it was Han Solo who kept bringing me back.

      And to all those who are going on and on about Trinity's breasts. Yeah, they're nice, but breasts in tight shirts do not a movie make (unless, of course, that movie is Breasts in Tight Shirts).

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  8. Am I missing something? by Xformer · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here I thought that they didn't know what chicken tasted like... hence it tasting like everything. Makes you wonder if someone was paying attention or not...

    And no, I can't RTFA... it's /.-ed already (doh!).

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    1. Re:Am I missing something? by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You've got it backwards (like the soviet russia joke..). In the matrix, they only know what fried chicken tastes like, thus everything tastes like fried chicken.

      The article attempts to explain how the matrix can know the taste of fried chicken, but not the taste of anything else.

      An online Starcraft RPG? Only at
      In the matrix, soviet russia jokes about you!

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    2. Re:Am I missing something? by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      Actually THEY got it backwards in the movie. Mouse says, "Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!"

      The way it should have gone is that they knew what chicken tasted like (somehow) but couldn't figure out how to differentiate the different meats, which is why everything tastes like chicken.

      I've never taken a bite of chicken and said, "hmm.. tastes like alligator, or maybe rabbit". I have eaten alligator and rabbit, and both kinda tasted like chicken.

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    3. Re:Am I missing something? by Zathras11 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I stopped reading after he misunderstood
      the energy generation part (as I stated above,
      Morpheus clearly says humans are like batteries).
      Oh well... at least he likes the movie enough to
      waste his time writing about it, even if he does
      not understand it very well.

    4. Re:Am I missing something? by bogado · · Score: 1

      In fact the matrix does not need to know how anything tastes like, remember that people born and die tasting things inside the matrix. If you tasted chiken with the flavor of beans every time since you borned, you would think that the taste of beans are in fact the taste of chiken. The only problem would arise when people would leave the matrix and taste the "real" taste of the things they are used to eat in there.

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  9. Mirror: by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:Mirror: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone got a mirror of the mirror?

    2. Re:Mirror: by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Sorry folks, gotta take the page down or my cable connection'll get cut off for sure. :-)

    3. Re:Mirror: by Old+Wolf · · Score: 0, Troll

      Here's my mirror. BTW by the time you probably read this I will probably have taken it down and replaced it with a link to something stupid

  10. The Agents by IcEMaN252 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry guys, the Agents got to this one first.

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  11. HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please mod me up, I need to work on my karma.

    GLITCHES IN THE MATRIX . . . AND HOW TO FIX THEM
    by Peter B. Lloyd

    Why, exactly, do the rebels have to enter the Matrix via the phone system (which after all doesn't physically exist)? And what really happens when Neo takes the red pill (which also doesn't really exist)? And how does the Matrix know what fried chicken tastes like? Technologist and philosopher Peter Lloyd answers these questions and more.

    To be published in Taking the Red Pill: Science, Philosophy and Religion in The Matrix (Ben Bella Books, April 2003). Published on KurzweilAI.net March 3, 2003.

    As the essays throughout this book demonstrate, the Wachowski Brothers designed The Matrix to work at many levels. They carefully thought through the film's philosophical underpinnings, religious symbolism, and scientific speculations. But there are a few riddles in The Matrix, aspects of the film that seem nonsensical or defy the laws of science. These apparent glitches include:

    The Bioport--how can a socket in your head control your senses? How can it be inserted without killing you?

    The Red Pill--since the pill is virtual, how can it throw Neo out of the Matrix?

    The Power Plant--can people really be an energy source?

    Entering and Exiting the Matrix--why do the rebels need telephones to come and go?

    The Bugbot--what's the purpose of the bugbot?

    Perceptions in the Matrix--how do the machines know what fried chicken tastes like?

    Neo's Mastery of the Avatar--how can Neo fly?

    Consciousness and the Matrix--are the machines in the Matrix alive and conscious? Or are they only machines, intelligent but mindless?

    This essay addresses these questions and shows how these seeming glitches can be resolved.

    THE BIOPORT
    Can the machines really create a virtual world through a bioport? And how does it work? The bioport is a way of giving the Matrix computers full access to the information channels of the brain. It is located at the back of the neck--probably between the occipital bone at the base of the skull, and the first neck vertebra. Wiring would best enter through the soft cartilage that cushions the skull on the spinal column, and pass up through the natural opening that lets the spinal cord into the skull. This avoids drilling through bone, and maintains the mechanical and biological integrity of the skull's protection. A baby fitted with a bioport can easily survive the operation.

    The bioport terminates in a forest of electrodes spanning the volume of the brain. In a newborn, the sheathed mass of wire filaments is pushed into the head through the bioport. On reaching the skull cavity, the sheath would be released, and the filaments spread out like a dandelion, gently permeating the developing cortex. Nested sheaths would release a branching structure of filamentary electrodes. As each sheathed wire approaches the surface of the brain, it releases thousands of smaller electrodes. In the neonate, brain cells have few synaptic connections, so the slender electrodes can penetrate harmlessly.

    With its electrodes distributed throughout the brain, the Matrix could deliver its sensory signals in either of two places: at the sensory portals or deep inside the brain's labyrinth. For example, vision could be driven by electrodes on the optic nerves where they enter the brain. Artificial signals would then pass into the visual cortex at the back of the brain, which would handle them as if they had come from the eyes. Correspondingly, outgoing motor nerves would also have electrodes at the boundary of brain and skull. This simple design mirrors the natural state of the brain most closely. It is not, however, the only possibility. Electrodes could alternatively be attached in the depths of the brain, beyond the first stages of the visual cortex. This would greatly simplify the data processing. In normal perception, most of the incoming information isn't processed; information you aren't paying a

    1. Re:HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This text, as well as the google cache, seem to be incomplete. The end of the article is in the middle of the sentence.

      Oh wait, I get it. This guy was just being chased by agents and had to make a fast exit!

    2. Re:HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Please mod me up, I need to work on my karma.

      Umm, I don't like to break this to you, but karma whoring doesn't work if you post as an AC...

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    3. Re:HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by The+Mainframe · · Score: 1

      I think, maybe, it was a joke.

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    4. Re:HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Umm, I don't like to break this to you, but karma whoring doesn't work if you post as an AC...


      No shit?


      (p.s. please mod me down for needing TheRaven64's insight)

    5. Re:HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the joke, idiot.

    6. Re:HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by jensend · · Score: 1

      I think that was the point. It was a joke based on the fact that so many of the AC posts start at 0 and end at -1 that if AC was an account it would have terrible karma.

    7. Re:HERE IS THE TEXT OF THE ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind-Over-Mater Protocol. Why does Neo have more control over the avatar than do the agents? Is there more than one level of MRMP than 1?

  12. Here is a top level mirror only by dtolton · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you want to read the article you can go here,
    but beware my server isn't too beefy.

    www.dailystatic.com/Matrix.html

    You can read the article, but none of the links inside of it work.

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    1. Re:Here is a top level mirror only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beware my server isn't too beefy.

      I love things that are Beefy !

  13. Fiction by inertia187 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it's anything like "
    The Physics of Star Trek" then I'll pass. Can you say "fiction?"

    Oh, and if it's been slashdotted, here are some mirrors:

    Link 1

    Link 2

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  14. the matrix.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aka incredibly basic philosophy for nerds..

    1. Re:the matrix.. by Lukano · · Score: 0

      How better to bring the basics of philosophy to some of a cultural crowd that normally wouldn't even pay the slightest attention to it. If your going to feed someone medicine that tastes bad but is really good for them, it always helps to honey coat it. Same goes for philosophy covered in the candy-coated shell that is the Matrix movies/idea.

    2. Re:the matrix.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only they'd written M&M (or another candy name) on the pills!

  15. Mass culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't impressed by either of them.

    Judging by people my age, I should have been by both.

    Is it me or everyone else?

    Help me, please.

    1. Re:Mass culture by TheKey · · Score: 1

      Each man must float his own boat. It's cool, you just don't like it. Don't worry about it..

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    2. Re:Mass culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your words of comfort... I will never forget you.

  16. Probability Math of the Matrix by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Any mention in the press, on-line web-mags, blogs, uttered in a dark corner of a restaurant, scrawled on a bathroom wall, by chance letters M-A-T-R-I-X in a bowl of Alphabits or alphabet soup, uttered as first words of an infant, imagined while under the influence of drugs and/or lack of sleep, or previously posted have a 94.7214% chance of being posted.

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    1. Re:Probability Math of the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] or previously posted have a 94.7214% chance of being posted.

      And everyone knows that 75% of all statistics are made up.

  17. But, does the article explain.... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 0

    ...how such a terrible film like The Matrix can be such a big thing to so many people? The plot is terrible (on top of cliche and overdone), the acting is sub-par, the exposition is awkward ("EMP? What's that?" - "AI? You mean Artificial Intelligence") and the whole concept just stinks.

    Too many people bought into the film's effects and overwrought Jesus thing to notice that it was a really, really, really bad film.

    That being said, yes, I do own a copy of The Matrix on DVD. No, I didn't buy it, it was a gift. Yes, I do watch it, but I can only stand to watch the movie with the composer's audio track selected. On a visual level, with the soundtrack as the only thing to focus on, it is a stunning piece of work. Unfortunately, this alone doesn't make the film anything special.

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    1. Re:But, does the article explain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0h my g0d a sl4shd0t p0st3r wh0 d03sn't l1ke t0t4lly l0v3 sh1tty ps3ud0 ph1l0s0phy-sc13nc3 f1m5.. th3re is h0p3

    2. Re:But, does the article explain.... by zdarnell · · Score: 1

      And I thought i was the only one. I thought the plot was mediocre at best, and the acting kept me from really entering the universe, the Ents in The Two Towers were less wooden (ha!) Some of hte underlying concpts are intruiging, but the story itself I thought was stale, certainly not worth the enormous hype it has recieved, in my eyes. The special effects in The Matrix are spectacular, but from what i've seen in the previews, it seems to be just more of the same in the upcoming movie. I hope to be proven wrong.

    3. Re:But, does the article explain.... by Honken · · Score: 1

      A friend of a friend of mine (yeah yeah...) actually saw it a week ago, some kind of preview for journalists I believe. He had to sign a NDA so he couldn't really say anything about the plot, but he did say that he thought this one was much better than the first one. What troubles me most is that the soundtrack features Linkin Park... :)

    4. Re:But, does the article explain.... by Lukano · · Score: 1

      Well give them the benefit of the doubt on the soundtrack (I do agree and have my doubts!).... The first movie had an incredible and perfectly orchestrated soundtrack . I'm sure it could have been done better, but as it was done just like it was, that's good by me... and I am not afraid or ashamed to admit that I actually own the soundtrack CD, and listen to it once in a while.

      *crossing-fingers* here's hoping that the song and music choice fits as well with the theme of the latest movie, as the first one did for the first movie.

    5. Re:But, does the article explain.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny
      But, does the article explain how such a terrible film like The Matrix can be such a big thing to so many people?

      That needs explanation? Okay, I'll break it down for you:

      1. Trinity's breasts
      2. Guns. Lots of Guns.
      3. Gratuitous kung-fu scenes
      4. Trinity's breasts
      5. Pseudo-science which is readily comprehensible lets the hard-of-thinking think that they are intelligent.
      6. Pseudo-philosophy which is readily comprehensible lets the hard-of-thinking think that they are intelligent.
      7. Trinity's breasts
      8. ???
      9. Profit (Profit more once sequels released)
      See? It had everything you need for mass marked appeal, and none of that 'having to think' crap that makes films unpopular.
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    6. Re:But, does the article explain.... by master_p · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Amen, brother!!! The Matrix is one of the most overrated films ever. The effects are good and the plot is interesting to watch once. But The Matrix does not belong in the pantheon of movies. It is not a 'citizen Cane', not even 'Indiana Jones' or 'Star Wars'.

      Another overrated movie is the Lord of the Rings, but that's another discussion already.

      Don't believe the hype!!!

      (...hoping that the slashdot moderators do more than confirm stereotypes this time...)

    7. Re:But, does the article explain.... by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      The Matrix may be a little overrated, but it's nowhere in the league of "Requiem for a Dream". I've never been so let down after watching a movie as I was after that one, after hearing people rave about it like it was God's gift to filmdom. It was skillfully shot but manipulative, shallow, and devoid of any recognizably human characters. Maybe someday Aronofsky will grow up and put that technical skill to good use but I'm not too hopeful.

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    8. Re:But, does the article explain.... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you be posting over at Aint-it-cool-news?

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    9. Re:But, does the article explain.... by azzy · · Score: 1

      > Trinity's breasts

      Go watch a porn movie, you'll find better breasts.
      I'll watch matrix for the story/direction/production/special effects/action sequences and maybe even the recycled theology

      Matrix Movie > Trinity's breasts

    10. Re:But, does the article explain.... by urbanmatador · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...how such a terrible film like The Matrix can be such a big thing to so many people? The plot is terrible (on top of cliche and overdone), the acting is sub-par, the exposition is awkward ("EMP? What's that?" - "AI? You mean Artificial Intelligence") and the whole concept just stinks.

      i can't agree with you here. i'm going to try to pick apart your argument with the intention of determining whether the movie really is terrible, or whether you just didn't like it (a perfectly valid opinion, but an opinion nonetheless.)

      first point, plot. you call it terrible and cliche, and i've got to tell you, *every* plot is cliche. there are only two basic story formats in the world, as far as i've seen. "a man goes on a journey" and "a stranger comes to town." think about it. citizen kane: a man goes on a (psychological) journey. star wars: a stranger (luke) comes to town (to the rescue). mary poppins is the best example of a stranger comes to town that i can think of. so in terms of originality, i'd say the concept of the whole world being a simulation is pretty good, and certainly original in the context of mainstream cinema. star wars was entirely based (deliberately) on a plethora of old world myths, many greek and roman, and many chinese and japanese. the power of a story re-told is no lesser thatn the power of a story told.

      second point, acting. you're right. the acting is sub par. so is the acting in a great deal of the films we know and love. the important thing is to consider the conext. mark hamill was awful in star wars, but he was genuine and that's what mattered. none of the kids in goonies are any good as actors, but they were so much fun that it didn't matter. keanu was hired to stand there and look cool, and let's be honest, he did that pretty well.

      as i've said, context. was the matrix the next casablanca? no, of course not. but everything has its place. it took a giant step forward in the realm of visual film production, and not just with the bullet time effects. the costuming style, the modern film noir references... it was a huge contributor. it also filled a niche, imho, that star wars filled in the seventies, which was a well known film with a story about truth versus lies, right versus wrong, and a good solid non-denominational look at opression of the little people by the ruling class. that is a universal set of issues which every generation needs to have a version of, and many people feel like the matrix is ours. surely, there isn't a better example in the last five years.

      in the end, you might not like it, but there's no denying that the matrix was a well made film. the fact that so many people feel so passionately about it means that there's something there which speaks to people on a fairly broad level. so before trashing it, consider whether you're just having a reaction to its popularity (like me with forrest gump: never seen it, don't want to.), or whether you just don't like it yourself. but to call it a terrible film is just unfair. especially considering that there are movies out there (like ballistic) that really deserve to be alone in the terrible film category...

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    11. Re:But, does the article explain.... by anonymous+loser · · Score: 1

      That's the same reason I enjoy watching Alias. Except for:

      s/Trinity/Jennifer Garner/
      s/breasts/ass/

      Oh, who am I kidding? I like the breasts too.

    12. Re:But, does the article explain.... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

      Granted, there may only be two plots in all of cinema (there aren't, but I'll grant you this one), and granted, most movies have terrible or - at least - sub-par acting (they don't, but I'm feeling good tonight). What's left then is my particular gripe with how the exposition of the film is handled. Since you don't deal with this in your reply, I can draw one of two conclusions. One, you don't know what exposition is or, two, you know damn well what exposition is and you know I am right about it.

      So, for the benefit of slashdotters who aren't movie geeks, a definition. Exposition is using a character to fill in background details or explain scientific/technological/etc issues that arise in a movie. Now, in Ghostbusters (which is just shy of being a truly great movie, due to some *serious* issues dealing with time), there isn't much discussion about what the guys do, or how it works. At least, unless Venkman or Zeddmore are involved. Why? Because those two know about as much as the audience does about proton packs, ghost traps and containment units. That's why the exposition in Ghostbusters works.

      Now, in The Matrix, we have Neo (The One! Get it? Shall I use a Hammer?) - ahem - Neo, who is supposedly this super bright guy. Right? Who knows a lot about computers. Right? Then why does he not know about Electromagnetic Pulses? Or, for that matter, AI? He doesn't know, because the oh-so-brilliant-whatchamacallum-brothers needed someone for exposition. And they chose Neo. Here's a lesson for out brilliant filmmakers: If you must treat the audience as stupid, don't make your lead character the dumb one. If you must educate, and you can't script a better way then you should just make something else up entirely. Really.

      The notion that Matrix is a "well made film" is just not right. It's not "well made." It fails in just about every single aspect of filmmaking. Oh, except of course those way-cool effects.

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    13. Re:But, does the article explain.... by cappadocius · · Score: 2, Insightful
      6. Pseudo-philosophy which is readily comprehensible lets the hard-of-thinking think that they are intelligent.

      Hey, don't knock it. Do you know how much easier it is to explain philospical concepts to my friends when I can start by saying, "Remember that scene in the Matrix? It's like that except..." ?

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    14. Re:But, does the article explain.... by Katharine · · Score: 1

      I agree the movie is chock-full of eye candy. You forgot to add "Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne" to your list.

    15. Re:But, does the article explain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.. I really don't think he did ;)

    16. Re:But, does the article explain.... by twilightzero · · Score: 1

      For me it was 2001 - how a boring piece of crap ever made it out of the cutting room in the first place is beyond me. I would've been absolutely TOTALLY lost had I not read the book several times before I watched it. Now I'm not really a fan of being hit over the head with the plot, but I at least like to know what's going on without having to first know the plot already or being required to spend 10 weeks in meditation to figure it out!

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    17. Re:But, does the article explain.... by scaramush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Trinity's breasts?. Dude, what version are you watching? ;)

      I mean, I like quite a bit Carrie Anne Moss, but the first word that comes to mind when I think of her is not "stacked". She's what? A "B" cup? Maybe? The outfits she wears (although they're extremely tight ;) ) aren't that revealing. We never see any skin, let alone cleavage. The other interesting thing about her is that she was fairly old (by action movie action actress standards) when she made this movie (32).

      I think the reason she connects so well is because she simply kicks ASS. The first time I saw the Matrix, I knew nothing about it going in I was absolutely and completely blown away by the solid ASS KICKING Trinity delivers in the first 10 minutes. I was completely sold on the movie.

      It seems like Sci Fi is more open to the idea of the ass kicking lead chick. Check out Linda Hamilton and Sigourney Weaver for more proof. I wonder why this is so much more common in Sci Fi movies than in general release action movies, which tend to be all-male affairs?

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    18. Re:But, does the article explain.... by scaramush · · Score: 1

      So what's an underrated movie, if you don't like those two? (Remember, this isn't a test to name the most obscure POC arthouse "film" you can think of to prove you've got a giant pen...uh, brain. Think fun, interesting movies that you actually just get a kick out of watching)

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    19. Re:But, does the article explain.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's for all of you boys. For us, girls, Neo looks cute, and Morpheus must have a very long... ahem... lightsaber! :)B

    20. Re:But, does the article explain.... by blankmange · · Score: 1
      Neo is not necessarily indicative of "The One"; it is merely an alias that means 'new' or 'different'.....

      I don't think that he 'does not know' about EMP or AI, but rather is still in shock from being pulled out of the matrix into reality and is simply not sure what the hell Morpheus is talking about... so he asks..

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    21. Re:But, does the article explain.... by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Simple. Most of the guys who watch action movies have girlfriends. Most of the geeks who watch sci-fi flicks don't. :-)

      Not that male geeks aren't necessarily sexist, but I think most of your action movie watching types actually like the idea of submissive women, whereas geeks tend to like the idea of the aggressive female (consider: submissive women wait to be asked out. Aggressive women ask the guy out. This is every geek's fantasy).

      This was probably a big concern when LOTR was being scripted. If you read the book, it's one big happy man-ily, with hardly a female in sight. So, Arwen's role gets played up. She becomes the hotshot horseback rider who defiantly faces the Nazgul ("If you want him, come and claim him" etc). Granted, geeks would have gone to see LOTR anyways, but having female characters in the movie didn't hurt.

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    22. Re:But, does the article explain.... by scaramush · · Score: 1

      Huhn. Interesting analysis. I'd think that LOTR played up Arwen's role to get women into the theatre, not to make (male) geeks happy. If you wanted to make the (male) geeks happy, it'd be a safer route to make a 100% true-to-the-book renditon, since fan-boys are notoriously whiny about missing scenes/details, etc, than make changes.

      There's plenty of sexist crap in Sci-Fi (Heinlein springs to mind) but it seems to be more balanced that "mainline" action films. Still not sure why.

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  18. And for the love of Ted.... by HeywoodJablomi69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How the hell is a human neural system supposed to react faster than software in a computer system? That's what really bugs me. That, and the blatant disregard for the Laws of Thermodynamics. And Keanu Reeves.

    1. Re:And for the love of Ted.... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Wel very simple, a computer can carry out a number of floating point instructions per second.

      Your brain can carries out 10*10000^(the number of brain cells you have) floating point multiplications per second.

      Try and match that one with a computer system.

    2. Re:And for the love of Ted.... by JJahn · · Score: 1
      Think about just how many calculations your brain has to do every second you are alive. It processes real-time video, audio, smell, touch, taste. You can think about things to yourself (A concept unknown in computers, they only do what they are programmed to do), you watch other people, behave based on what they do.

      The human brain is by far the most powerful computer ever, and who knows if that will ever change.

    3. Re:And for the love of Ted.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the human brain IS NOT a damned computer.

      it operates on the firing of chemical signals, not electrical, across bridges between neurons. all in all it takes about 1/1000th of a second for a signal to be fired and recieved in the brain, much much longer than it takes a computer to perform a single operation. a computer is far and away faster than the brain in processing information, the brain merely has a leg up in correlating and asembling that information, and thats only because it's like a giant beowulf cluster.

      "Are we unique?" by James Trefil. check it out.

    4. Re:And for the love of Ted.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is a human neural system supposed to react faster than software in a computer system?

      What is Time? You are used to having it go at a fixed rate, but Einstein (and St. Augustine) said the flow of Time can change. Perhaps the Agents have restrictions on how they can alter time. Neo may have broken through those restrictions.

      That, and the blatant disregard for the Laws of Thermodynamics.

      You are assuming of course that the laws of the universe are valid. Remember, the Matrix is a fabrication of reality.

      My mind makes my reality. -- Frank Herbert, Children of Dune
  19. Fear and Loathing... by Gumshoe · · Score: 1

    I'm currently reading "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thompson and was struck by a passing reference to "The Matrix" in chapter eight. "The Matrix" in this instance is a name of a night-club (from what I can gather) where general drug-fuelled debauchery takes place. Now, considering the references to pill popping (red pill, blue pill) in "The Matrix" the movie and the surrealism that ensues the pill scene I'm left wondering if the title of the movie is a coded reference to the '60s LSD movement. Or am I reading too much into this? None-the-less, I would be interested to hear if "The Matrix" really was a night club in San Fransisco at that time.

    1. Re:Fear and Loathing... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1
      Yes, you are. There really was a club called the Matrix, you can find bootlegs of Jimi Hendrix, Grateful Dead et al. that are audience tapes of shows played there.

      Try watching Matrix Reloaded to see what reading material really inspired the movie.

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    2. Re:Fear and Loathing... by humpTdance · · Score: 1

      The Red Pill might as well be a coded reference to LSD. A few philosophical papers on the official website indicate that it takes a traumatic and mind altering experience for a person to question the reality in which they're living. Now if dancing babies' corpses on marionette strings coming out of shadows and a mirror liquidizing and consuming my body are in the same ballpark when it comes to "mind altering and traumatic" then I suppose you could make that analogy.

    3. Re:Fear and Loathing... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" predates The Matrix by a number of years. In fact the movie "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" predates The Matrix.

    4. Re:Fear and Loathing... by Gumshoe · · Score: 1
      Yes, you are.


      Figures :-) I had literally read the chapter in Fear and Loathing just an hour or so ago when this story come up so it seemed like a good opportunity to express my thoughts while they were still fresh in my mind.

      There really was a club called the Matrix, you can find bootlegs of Jimi Hendrix, Grateful Dead et al. that are audience tapes of shows played there.


      Great stuff. Thanks for the tip.

      Try watching Matrix Reloaded to see what reading material really inspired the movie.


      TBH I was never a big fan of The Matrix so I ignored Reloaded, but I shall acquire a copy based on your recommendation.
    5. Re:Fear and Loathing... by spongman · · Score: 1

      what are you saying, that the book predates the nightclub? either that or "I completely ignored the words of the parent article before replying."

    6. Re:Fear and Loathing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The Matrix" really was a night club in San Fransisco at that time.


      There still is a "Matrix" in SF, but I doubt it's anything like the original...

    7. Re:Fear and Loathing... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      Yep.

  20. The phone system & the rebels by objekt404 · · Score: 1

    That's easy, the script says so!!

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  21. Rarely have I seen . . . . by LazloToth · · Score: 0, Troll



    . . . . such a waste of living brain tissue.


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  22. Of course... by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

    To take the cynical view, anything can be explained in a made-up universe. Just look at all the "scientific" explanation for events in Star Wars (midiclroians, anyone?).

    That said, its a very impressive article!

    An online Starcraft RPG? Only at
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  23. Wow by Apreche · · Score: 1

    That was a lot less geeky, a lot more well thought out and a lot more fun to read than I would have ever imagined it being. Props to the guy who came up with that.

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  24. purpose of keeping humans around? by firebat162 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The part about the human power plant is making me wonder. Why are they keeping the humans around if they are only using them for "parallel computing" and for managing the power plants? If I understand correctly, humans are pretty inefficient. We need to be fed, and the machines have to create the Matrix and regulate us in it.

    Also, one would assume that a lot of machines can process information faster than a lot of human brains.

    So my question is, why are the machines taking the risk of keeping the humans around? why not just kill us off.

    1. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by StillDocked · · Score: 1

      because without humans, the movie would have never gotten greenlighted by Warner Films.

    2. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by Rtech · · Score: 1

      Machines can process information faster... but would they be able to innovate and make assumptions, as well as new discoveries and intuitions? Maybe that's why the humans are kept around, to invent and innovate for the machines.

    3. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, here's the way I see it. The explanation for humans as given in the movie was extrememly weak. Therefore, in order to "stay" in the world of the movie, I say to myself, "The computers need humans for some reason that is not clearly explained." I don't need to know what that is exactly, I'm willing to accept that it's not adequately explained, or the explanation doesn't make any sense.

      Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax."

      At the end of the day it's "robots vs. kung fu". What could be cooler?

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    4. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by atam · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that the author's explanation is pretty weak. Considering that the Matrix central computer has to monitor and control billions of people, each with thousands of brain signals. Since all these signals can occur simultenouly, it implies that the Matrix computer must have massive and efficient parallel processing capability. I mean, if you already have this kind of computing power, why would you still need the human to do the processing?

    5. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by jadams2484 · · Score: 1

      Pattern recognition. For as fast as they are machines suck at finding similarities in sequence, especially if its a fuzzy logic thing. Even if the computers were artificially intelligent, I don't think intelligence demands pattern recognition as a prerequisite.

      Randomness. Assuming the machines are using quantum computing and capable of randomness, it doesn't mean they can recognize it or harness it. Humans generate electric power but never harnessed it for anything until the machines exploited it. Its possible randomness is similar for the machines, they possess a system for generating it but need the function of our brains to utilize it.

      Innovation: We fantasize about the power of neural nets but for all we know it may take 1000 years of constant study of real brains to make them as usuable as a brain and as efficient. The machines would naturally want to keep us and what nature designed around to learn how to replicate it. If we destroyed a completely alien enemy we'd still study their technology to try and develop a version that works for us. This may be why the robots aren't so arrogant as to genocide us.

    6. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

      I understand that the original idea for what humans were used for was indeed as you said: parallel computing. However, the suits didn't understand what the Warchovski brothers were talking about when they got to that part of the script. Hence the lame-ass "power plant" explanation.

      It's gonna take a pretty amazing computer to equal or beat the processing power of a human brain. And, at the risk of repeating a cliche, "Imagine a beowulf cluster of those!"

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    7. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Maybe they want to go in the next movies far beyond current philosophic childs play, and catch some other direction in next movies. What if they need to have the brain functioning while they are searching for something inside? What if what machines are really doing with humanity is, well, to find God or something like that? I'm not exactly the religious type, but that kind of things is not so unusual in science fiction.

    8. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the computer system that the Matrix is running on is the sum total of all the human brains networked together. We only require a small amount of our total brain power to function, the rest is used for the matrix and to control its external machines. The human race has imprisoned itself!

    9. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by nairolF · · Score: 1

      It's the Movie Anthropic Principle, of course!

      If there WEREN'T any people around, nobody would watch the movie, and we wouldn't be asking about people in it in the first place. Therefor, in any such movie, people will always be around. End of story. :)

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    10. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by bloxnet · · Score: 1

      I hate to get into analyzing a movie, but my guess would be that possibly the machines can't *innovate* yet, or otherwise grow past their programming.

      Maybe keeping humans around for observation of how they adapt to solve problems, or write fiction (i.e. they right a sci fi novel about a robot, the matrix uses a lot of the imagination to base number crunching and problem solving to accomplish it), or even the dreams...all part of a creative process the entities composing the matrix of lack. I mean, clearly from the movie the Matrix is just a play pen, robots are moving around up and around outside of the Matrix...maybe it's more of a distributed think tank instead of play pen.

    11. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax."
      Why is there always some condescending prick who has to trot out the "get a life" routine on Slashdot?

      So you don't get your kicks from spending hours thinking about The Matrix, or Star Trek, or whatever. Big fucking deal. People who do, aren't hurting anyone. They're exercising their imaginations, they're exchanging their ideas with other people...and best of all, they're having fun.

      People like you, I imagine to have no hobbies. And if you've ever met someone who has no hobby, then you know what I mean. There's a lack of depth, a shallowness to his personality. I don't care whether your hobby is stamp-collecting, writing Star Trek fanfiction, or downloading Asian porn: If you've got a hobby, then you're a more interesting person because of it.

      Now when a person's hobby becomes "throwing old ladies from highway overpasses," then I'll join your little protest campaign. Until then, save the sanctimonious bullshit, and give some thought to what it says about you that you feel the need to make judgmental comments about another person's perfectly-harmless hobby.

      As someone said: Don't be more of a prick than is absolutely necessary.

    12. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by MHewis · · Score: 1
      The 'human power-plant' aspect of the film really bugged me. But thinking about the concept of the humans being used as huge CPU units and a lot of things fall into place

      • Someone mentioned early that this model is nonsense due to the need to generate the Matrix itself requiring vast CPU - but what if the humans themselves are being used to do the Matrix generaton?
      • If that is the case it would explain why the Agents ( while powerful ) have far less than godly powers within the matrix
      • It would also explain the shear detail and complexity of interaction within the Matrix itself.
      • Wonder if the Agents themselves are generated within the humans? Would explain the power of Neo at the end of the film against them
      • Would also explain the skills importing system ( Neo's fighting for example ). In the Matrix the ability to tap low levels of the mind is used for Matrix generation and Machine work which in the real world is used for skills learning.
      Such a shame this clear idea was overuled by the film producers.
    13. Re:purpose of keeping humans around? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You completely missed the reference to the Mystery Science Theater 300 theme song, didn't you?

      I appreciate your tirade, but really, you should realize that you're pointing at the wrong target. C'mon now, just lighten up a bit. All I said was that in one place the movie didn't make much sense and I'm willing to let it slide. If I were really the person you are chastising why in the world would I be posting in this forum.

      Why is there always some condescending person who has to overreact to a light-hearted comment? You should try responding to what I say rather than what you think I'm saying.

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  25. Um by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This guy has too much time on his hands.

    Basically he takes the movie he liked, the ideals and the perceptions, and he fills in the blanks.

    Why do they use telephones?

    Answer: It's a movie.
    His Answer: They put network addresses on all data points along the matrix and blah blah blah

    How does the blue/red pills work?

    Answer: It's a movie.
    His Answer: "the avatar's software module must be able to accept instructions to cancel out any given sensory input."

    And, lastly, my favorite:

    What/How does the Bugbot do/work?

    Answer: It's a fucking movie.
    His Answer: "Trinity says that Neo is "dangerous" to them before he is cleaned. We can infer that the bugbot is actually a munition, probably a semtex device that will detonate when it hears Morpheus's voice, killing both Neo and Morpheus and everyone else in the room."

    This guy is just making shit up. Yet you know somewhere somebody is going to really put some thought and invest some time into thinking about this bullshit. Jeez. Where's Penn and Teller when you need em?

    1. Re:Um by Lukano · · Score: 1

      And your telling me that you've never had an urge to do the same for anything in your life? Not necessarily a movie, or even a book or other form of entertainment, education etc.... But everyone feels the need to "fill in the gaps" as you put it sometimes. If only to make themselves feel smarter, or share their view of something with others.

      It's entertaining, it's enlightening, it's a good read. No need to look down your nose at someone for giving it a shot.

    2. Re:Um by asreal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Obviously you've never worked on a big storytelling project.

      There are a lot of things within the story world that the creators spend a lot of time thinking about. When it's well done, that thinking goes well beyond "wouldn't red or blue pills be cool?" to actual thought about how the people in the real world could track down people in an immense simulation. Obviously the science won't be perfect, but don't think for a second that the creators of the Matrix of lots of other scifi films don't have a good idea how their world operates.

      Projects like The Matrix start out with "woah man, what if the world were just a simulation?" and from there evolve into functional worlds. Machines took over and wired up humans. Why wire them up instead of killing them all? For power. Why not use solar energy or some other source? Sky was darkened. Why not give them a perfect world they wouldn't want to escape from? Their brains won't accept it. This kind of question and answer is what leads to stories.

      Storytelling is important. It has been for years. The people who stop to look at how good stories are told are the ones who will be able to tell stories of their own.

    3. Re:Um by shayne321 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Answer: It's a movie.
      His Answer: They put network addresses on all data points along the matrix and blah blah blah

      Yeah, how depressing is it to know they're still using ipv4 (9.54.296.42 -- example in the article) in the future? Obviously the 296 octet gives it away as an invalid IP, but it's STILL an ipv4-style address.

      Guess IPv4 is here to stay for a while.

      Shayne

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    4. Re:Um by jim3e8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The people who stop to look at how good stories are told are the ones who will be able to tell stories of their own.

      And often in the form of bad fan fiction. ;)

    5. Re:Um by machine+of+god · · Score: 1
      Trinity says that Neo is "dangerous" to them before he is cleaned.

      I always thought he was "dangerous" because he could still be taken over by an agent.

    6. Re:Um by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I wouldn't say things like that if I actually agreed and respected said project, because fan fiction can really work if someone tries hard enough (everyone remember that fan-funded Star Trek episode? Brilliant...).

      This is a hack where a guy fills in the blanks with goofy answers in order to profit from it. That, combined with the amount of attention its received, is a terrible thing indeed.

      Here's fan fiction: The Animatrix. Particularly those not written by the Wachowski's. Could this not be deemed fan fiction? Or are we going with a different moniker?

    7. Re:Um by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Why wire them up instead of killing them all? For power. Why not use solar energy or some other source? Sky was darkened.

      No, not power; human's aren't an energy source, or even a very efficient energy transformer. Energy doesn't come from nothing. Apparently they had to dumb down the movie by calling people batteries instead of computers, and even that's a huge stetch IMO, but without humans, you're right, there's not much of a story to relate to.

      Frankly, the Matrix could have been just as good without the "shocking" people-farms == energy crap.

      e.g. In MY version it goes like this: The vast majority of people (including Neo) would have been unknowningly (that's important!) and forcefully uploaded into the Matrix when The Machines took over. Morpheus, and the rest of the rebels who managed to survive in the "real world" outside the Matrix are determined to either free the Minds by "downloading" them back into wasteful corporeal form, or to free the Matrix of Machine control, thereby freeing the Minds to live in a virtual world of their own choosing.

      That's a much more interesting, and realistic story in my not so humble opinion.

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    8. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheer up. At least something eventually manages to wrestle that Class A away from IBM.

  26. The Matrix Computer by Vireo · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Evidently, the fusion is the real source of energy that the machines use. So what are humans doing in the power plant? Controlled fusion is a subtle and complex process, requiring constant monitoring and micromanaging. The human brain, on the other hand, is a superb parallel computer. Most likely, the machines are harnessing the spare brainpower of the human race as a colossal distributed processor for controlling the nuclear fusion reactions.

    ... And what if the computer on which the Matrix itself run was a vastly parallel biocomputer composed of billions of human brains? That would be an even better explanation IMHO.

    1. Re:The Matrix Computer by Surlyboi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Read the Gaiman story on the Matrix site. He basically came
      up with that very explanation before the first movie even
      came out.

      It's a great read too, probably one of the better side stories
      I've seen.

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    2. Re:The Matrix Computer by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This idea provides a neat solution to the problem of how the humans can outperform the computers in the Matrix, suggested above...

      Consider this suggestion of running the Matrix process on the human brain as if it was a node in a distributed cluster. There's a great deal of Matrix information stored in the brain, but there's also a human consciousness alongside it in there, unaware that there's data flowing through your unused neurons. "Freeing your mind" could consist of gaining the ability to allow your consciousness to attach to the Matrix simulation the same way a debugger attaches to an existing process (or an aimbot attaches to CS), gain access to its data, and start poking values. The AIs would have to allow individual nodes to be authoritative to realize any net gain, so any changes you imagine to your own Matrix node would be propagated to others as reality, and you would be able to "will" your strength to increase the same way your aimbot can "will" perfect headshots at 100m. This would also explain why hacking the Matrix involves so much activity that resembles meditation/concentration techniques.

    3. Re:The Matrix Computer by Galahad2 · · Score: 1

      It would also allow a better explanation for why Neo can get around the rules of physics than the handwaving "Agent's Have Special Ports!" one. If the Matrix is running in Neo's head, he has ultimate control over it.

    4. Re:The Matrix Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This idea was explored in great depth in the "Hyperion" series of books by Dan Simmons:
      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0 553283685/ qid=1050798608/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-0245362-08671 51

      Not to give much away, there was a Matrix-like "cyberuniverse" called the Techno Core (or "Core" for short) where self-aware AIs lived, and they interacted with us in various ways. For example, they used a lifelike hologram to serve as their ambassador to humanity. But there's a deep dark secret behind the Core's apparent benevolence and cooperation with us...

    5. Re:The Matrix Computer by shird · · Score: 1

      Then what would be the point of keeping all those humans alive? The matrix is only there for the humans, so they wouldn't need it at all if they didn't need the humans.

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    6. Re:The Matrix Computer by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Your explanation allows for Neo's super-powers much better than the linked article.

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    7. Re:The Matrix Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could also aruge than since people only use less than an 1/8 of their brian that the rest of it is used by the matrix :) If you didn't need to control your own body maybe they could use even more of your brian.

    8. Re:The Matrix Computer by Moose-Alini · · Score: 1

      Why would the machines use human brains to make a simulation to controll human brains so that they could use those brains to controll the brains they use to controll? Just kill them and avoid the overhead. (a good philosophy in any business venture)

    9. Re:The Matrix Computer by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Then it's a good thing I didn't read it before posting :)

    10. Re:The Matrix Computer by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

      So... they created the Matrix in order to run the Matrix? How much sense does that make?

  27. The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by NineNine · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is the same thing as blueprints of Star Trek ships. Some King of the Geeks with entirely too much time on his hands makes up a bunch of shit to back up the movie. Note to geeks: it's a fucking movie. It's a Hollywood movie, no less. It's a fucking Hollywood Keaneau Reeves movie!! Get a fucking grip. There is no Matrix. There is no USS Enterprise. Grow the fuck up. Or, even better, if this guys really can't tell the difference between reality and a movie, he needs to be institutionalized and receive serious medical attention.

    1. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by Lukano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or perhaps YOU need to get off your high horse, realize that things mean different things to different people. You find it offensive, others find it the most entertaining and engrossing movie they've ever watched. No need to cut people down for enjoying something just because you make a hobby of being condescending and rude.

    2. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by StillDocked · · Score: 1

      actually, there is a USS Enterprise, and if I am not mistaken, it is somewhere in the Med.

    3. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by NineNine · · Score: 1

      A. A movie can be subjectively good or bad. True. But at the same time, anyone who calls The Care Bear Movie a deep work of art or science is a fucking moron. Same with the Matrix.

      B. This guy seems to think that the Matrix is some well thought out movie that can be explained by science. It's not. It's Hollywood schlock. That's it. Put sunglasses on a pile of shit, and all you have is a pile of shit with sunglasses. It still stinks.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go write a paper discussion the socio-economic ramifications on the current geopolitical climate created by the most recent Power Rangers movie.

    4. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Damn it.

    5. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by Ataeagina · · Score: 1

      I love these people who come on /. (News for nerds, Stuff that matters), and bad mouth geeks. Guess what, buddy boy? What makes you think you're not a geek as well?

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    6. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by pineappleboy · · Score: 1

      Well, it's impossible to prove that there is no Matrix in reality. It might not take the same form as it does in the film, obviously, but it is a very possible (and long debated) explanation for existence.

      On many key philosophical and scientific points, the film is absolutely right. That's what makes it so appealing.

      The imagination boggles at what might be the real reason for us being here. We might live our entire lives, die, and then wake up and find out this was some theme park ride ("A lifetime's experiences... in twenty minutes!"). Or even some kind of virtual prison world, the new form of punishment in the future. Would certainly explain a lot about the people we meet around here :)

      For all we know, the world might have been created a few seconds ago. If I was a God, I'd enjoy creating a world with a history, archeological record, and billions of people with their own personal memories.

    7. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by quantaman · · Score: 1

      So? It's something fun to think about. I mean that's why the matrix is so popular in the first place, it's just a fun movie and being science fiction lends itself to speculation. Did you really sit through the movie and never once wondered, would that really work? or how would you do that? Don't you have any imagination because that's all this is about.

      This guy had some fun coming up with some explanations and we had some fun reading them and maybe learned a couple things in the process(if his science is good), but even if we didn't learn anything so what, where's the harm? No body here is taking this too seriously so why to you have to troll and insult them, just relax and let yourself think about these things for a moment and if you don't enjoy it do something else, but don't go insulting people, you're not helping or impressing anybody.

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    8. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by WWE-TicK · · Score: 0

      All I gotta say is ... your site kicks ass.

    9. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I think that this is the first time that I've ever agreed with you on anything, NineNine. I literally left the room during Morpheus' soliloquy about reality. The jerky dialogue with random, callous stops to explain the world still leave me cold. It was, however, one of the first DVDs that I bought after I got my home theater, mostly for positional audio and special effects. I watch it for that reason, but find myself screaming at the screen in disbelief every time.
      I do admit that it holds a place in Hollywood by inspiring tens of lookalike movies and uncountable satires. Few movies are the first of a breed, and it certainly was that.

    10. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by NineNine · · Score: 1

      That's all very true. If you want to really think along these lines and ponder what is reality, read Plato. He came up with these ideas thousands of years ago.

    11. Re:The blueprints of the USS Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading Descartes, nerd.

  28. Mod Parent up, funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mods have no no SOH...

  29. Yea and thinking is hard... by s88 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    lets just watch more TV. When is some one gonna post a webcast of this so I don't have to read it?

    Its called creative analysis... why don't you just read the Cliff Notes?

  30. Bonkers by 00_NOP · · Score: 1

    But quite clever all the same. However, some of the explanations were somwhat on the superficial side!

  31. Has it occurred to anyone else.... by evronm · · Score: 1, Redundant

    That any energy harvested from humans could much more easily be harvested by burning the food they eat?

    That was my main problem with the Matrix as a hard sci-fi flick. Why bother keeping the humans around? If you can feed them, you can supply yourself with energy much more efficiently by using the food you feed them.

    1. Re:Has it occurred to anyone else.... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Guess you missed the "parallel computing" part. It's okay, not everyone reads the article before posting. In fact, it's quite common.

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    2. Re:Has it occurred to anyone else.... by tprox · · Score: 1

      Didn't they recycle the dead humans to feed the living? I suppose you'd still need to make up for any energy you're missing, but it should minimize your losses some.

    3. Re:Has it occurred to anyone else.... by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Can anybody here spell "allegory"?

      These films are not about some possible future. Like all SF, they're about the here-and-now, but masked. What kind of power do the machine masters get from the duped people? Political power. What are these machines, descended from human constructions? Corporations.

      The whole thing is a metaphor for the world you, personally, are living in right now. You are duped by years of schooling and television to limit yourself to being what amounts to a popsicle in a jar. The corporations still need your votes, so they use the media apparatus they own to mess with your perceptions of reality so much that you actually vote for their automatons.

      Cut yourself off from the media feed, and meditate to still the yammering voices, and you may reprogram your own perceptual reality, as Neo does, and discover endless possibilities inconceivable to the dupes and pink boys.

      Simple, albeit not easy.

    4. Re:Has it occurred to anyone else.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey.

      fucked your mom.

      **kiss**

  32. Human-Battery can't really be explained by exa · · Score: 1

    Fusion doesn't really have anything to do with human biology!! Reallly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  33. Hell is Other People by humpTdance · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is interesting that the W brothers chose to let the human body transcend The Matrix. If the they really wanted to blow my mind, Neo would have awoken to a reality where nothing but the cognitive functions of his brain translated into the next world, where the causalities of the environment we live in (gravity, seeing the inside of a building instead of the outside when we walk into it, etc.) were all in question, where Neo would have had to learn how to use a body completely alien to himself and interact in a universe that functioned under different rules.

    The paradox of Neo "freeing" people from the Matrix is that real freedom only exists within the simulation. Those who have been enlightened have the power and will to function outside of normal environmental limitations in the "real" world. Everyone else is just a peasant.

    1. Re:Hell is Other People by Ry+R. · · Score: 1

      Of course such a thing would make a splendid little cult classic of a book, but a terrible movie.

    2. Re:Hell is Other People by Lukano · · Score: 1

      I disagree with the last part of your statement, but I must say that a book would be just what the doctor ordered. No better way to get the point across than in text ....... :)

    3. Re:Hell is Other People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzt. Except that the machines based the second matrix world on the *real world*. This is why Neo wakes to a world which is similar to the world he experienced jacked in. And that's not a paradox, that's irony. The rest of your comment also makes no sense.

  34. Thinkgeek? by phr4gmonk3y · · Score: 1

    Isn't this book on thinkgeek? Its been on there for a few weeks now. I've been dying to get it, but it's been sold out.

  35. The Matrix: April 15th edition: by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Morpheous: The matrix is everywhere. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church...when you pay your taxes....

    Neo: Oh! Shit! My TAXES. TRINITY! HELP!

    heh.

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    1. Re:The Matrix: April 15th edition: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why guys in suits are always chasing after him....

  36. Since when is... by inode_buddha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "willful suspension of disbelief" uncommon? How many times a day do we already do this, and why?

    IMHO, it's a lot more common than many people are willing to admit; and the mental/philosophical "construct" we use every day is every bit as large and fascinating as the "construct" used in the movie.

    Classical examples from science: At one time, the Earth was substantially flat. It also revolved around the Sun. QED.

    It will be interesting to see if science per se can make anything of this, let alone go beyond its own limits. All I'm saying is that maybe the limits of science are actually the limits of the mind, given a material form.

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    1. Re:Since when is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did the earth stop revolving around the sun? Won't someone think of the children?!?!

    2. Re:Since when is... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Very good point, except that you'd want to generalise "limits of the mind" to "limits of a mindset". The universe, as I see it, is a whole big abstraction.

    3. Re:Since when is... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      True, thanks for that insight. Mindset *is* really what I meant.

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  37. Matrix == Allegory of the Cave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kinda the same thing, right?

  38. Why do they get in through the phone system? by void* · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I always just figured that they planted an exploit that allows them to hook their equipment into the simulation in the code that simulates the phone system, and the 'getting in/out through the phone system that doesn't exist' was just how it manifested itelf within the simulation.

    No big deal. :)

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  39. Does the article explain "THE NEED"? by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

    By "THE NEED", I mean every geek's need to explain everything and make sure nothing in the movie violates any of the known laws of physics, rather than just enjoying a movie?

    1. Re:Does the article explain "THE NEED"? by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Because every self respecting geek would puke if basic physics is violated. The difference between sci-fi and pure novel is the credibility of the scenario. Take Asimov, his stories simply set up a yet-to-be-discovered tech scenario to develop a storyline... the whole point is that the reader can concentrate on the human nature of the relationships without questioning the credibility of the setting. If it's close enough to current reality it doesn't distract the observer. After all even the LOTR is quite realistic and takes great pains in linking the fantastic to cultural beleifs and legends that are easily accepted by the public. This marks the difference from goldrake, gozilla and independence day (hack into an alien darpa network and set off a sqhell worm onto the evil lizard's servers... on a mac... running OS 9!!) Cany you make the difference? ;-)

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    2. Re:Does the article explain "THE NEED"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can enjoy a piece of crap, but it's much easier to enjoy a finely crafted story that is consistent within itself and within our understanding of the world. we poke sticks at things in the real world to see if they fall apart, to see how kludgy they have been cobbled together. we do the same thing with movies, with laws of physics, with our code and codes. humans are hardwired to search for inconsistencies and once found, to explain them.

  40. nice expcept fo the machine-consciousness bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that he has fallen into the same trap as many philosophers in saying that human can have consciousness because their brains are made of neurons, and machines cannot because they are just software. Well, I think he's wrong. Neurons are a lot more deterministic than he thinks, and code can be very non-deterministic, especially when it's massively parallel and asynchronous. He is foolish to dismiss emergent properties out of hand, because they are a real phenomenon. For example, it is possible to construct a very detailed model of a neuron, but that won't tell you much about the human brain. Any sufficiently complex system will have properties that are not readily seen from the properties of its constituents

    As for artificial intelligence, I think that it has not come yet for two reasons: First, the difficulty of the task was severely underestimated, and we simply don't have powerful enough computers working on it. Second, the machines that we have are deterministic, since we want to know what they're doing, but at the same time we want them to do something new and unexpected. Finally, I think that one of the hallmarks of consciousness is creating an internal model of the world and using it to predict what will happen. When machines can do this, they will have at least some consciousness.

  41. Is it just me? by MimsyBoro · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does this guy have waaaaaaaaaaay to much time on his hands. Coming Soon: "Nietzsche and Bilbo Baggins -A comparison"

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    1. Re:Is it just me? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      The Wachowskis must have had "waaaaaaaaaaay to much time" on their hands to write the Matrix in the first place.

      You must have too much time to post on Slashdot.

      Funny how your argument makes no sense. And your joke was lame.

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    2. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have no dick nor will you ever need one

    3. Re:Is it just me? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Please tell your mom to give it back.

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  42. But Mr. Anderson, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What good is a net connection if you've been slashdotted?

  43. Not batteries, processors by talnkyo · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's because in the original scripts they used human brains as basically a beowulf cluster-- not batteries, but as a bunch of processors running in parallel.

    1. Re:Not batteries, processors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, the Aliens use the human race as giant parallel computer. To do that they must feed each of them a near perfect rendering of a virtual world, which requires another giant parallel computer. Shouldn't that one be even faster?

  44. Another good book is called... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the Desert of the Real: The Philosophy of the Matrix. It's a collection of essays on various philosophical and religious points of view as espoused in The Matrix, by the same guy who edited the Simpsons and Seinfeld philosophy books. I would link to it, but my work computer system is retarded enough not to allow cut and paste. A websearch should turn it up, though.

    (I need to finish reading it and get it back to the library before they send me to collections.)

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    1. Re:Another good book is called... by humpTdance · · Score: 1

      Even better: Simulacra and Simulation by Jean Baudrillard, where the phrase Desert of the Real comes from

    2. Re:Another good book is called... by ItsBacon · · Score: 1

      ...which is the title on the fake book that Neo hides his floppy-diskish things in at the beginning of the movie.

  45. Well, if it helps ya along.... by vkg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We all know (don't we?) that The Matrix is basically a somewhat mismashed version of the Perennial Philosophy. Life is a dream, God is real, Synchronicity is normal. The Matrix (like Stranger in a Strange Land) adds some SF tropes, and does a better job than most of presenting the material in an interesting way, by picking up the gnostic tropes of the Demiurge, an evil creator god who runs the system.

    The interesting thing is how powerfully The Matrix affects people who watch it. Much like ritual theater has done through the ages, some kind of genuine awakening (not in the Buddhist sense, necessarily) seems to often occur.

    One question is, of course, how to maintain the awakening. How to stay aware that, in some sense, life is real-and-unreal.

    Another is the status of the "demiurge" - the thread (or blanket) of evil which we find in the world around us. It's not for nothing that Agents look like people from the government; there has ever been the conciet that government somehow causes spiritual enslavement, rather than being the mere result of it.

    Of course, for what it's worth, I recon that the people are sleeping because it is night-time.

    1. Re:Well, if it helps ya along.... by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      You should read VALIS by Philip K. Dick. It was written in the 1970's, but the similarities between it and The Matrix are strong. VALIS is much more Gnostic, actually naming the religion as a major "event" in the book. I'm not sure if the brothers read VALIS before writing The Matrix, or their just both based on the basic fundamentals of Gnosticism...

      My personal road to maintaining my awakening lies in my own personal Red Pill...a carefully crafted drug cocktail that contains stimulants, psychedelics, and dissociatives. Some people say I cheat by not spending years in mediation...which is funny because that's what the Oracle is implying too. All I say to them is I don't have the time to spend in years of mediation to reach vipassana. If they do, good for them, and maybe they will reach some other areas I don't. We'll compare notes in about 10-15 years I suppose.

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    2. Re:Well, if it helps ya along.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      What's your recipe?

  46. and I thought it was just a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science, philosophy and religion huh? Real heavy words. Ah the last word explains it. People will write anything to get published.

    Oh I enjoyed the movie, but I don't think I'll buy the book thanks.

  47. Mental projection of digital self by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    I didn't get in in time to read article but one thing in the Matrix that always sounded backwards to me was the first time Neo hooks up and enters "The Construct" Morpheos says this is a "Mental projection of his digital self" but isn't that backwards? "Digital projection of his mental self" sounds better to me.

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    1. Re:Mental projection of digital self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he mean that it was Neo's mind projecting once again the self he had in the Matrix -- that is, the digital self.

    2. Re:Mental projection of digital self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, then how does the body know what you look like unless that information is fed into your senses? Seems like it would be just as likely for the mind to be led to believe you were a different race and even sex since perhaps hormonal influence is altered by the total lack of activity

  48. The COMPLETE text of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I tried to post it, but lameness filter says there are too many 'junk' characters.

    What the hell does that mean?

    Is it commenting on the plausability of the article?

  49. Someone should've told... by mqRakkis · · Score: 4, Funny

    mr. Lloyd that The Matrix is actually a movie and not a documentary ;-)

    1. Re:Someone should've told... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you all think.

      I miss eating things like steak...

    2. Re:Someone should've told... by Lachrymite · · Score: 0, Troll

      There's more truth to it than there is to Bowling for Columbine...

  50. Solipsistic yammering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you're playing the role of the voice of reason, I suppose. Come, of course, as you honorably must every so often, to explain to people why what it is that they like or think is wrong and a pointless waste of time. What a burden it must be for you to have to take time out from your busy schedule of advertising pornography in your signature to tell the rest of us monkeys that we should get a grip, and become a functional member of society, like a proper tool such as yourself. You, that's right, you, have shown us what we have been doing wrong all this time. Let's face it: you always knew you were mean for something special in life, correct? You were always the intelligent one in your classes, surely only you could be fit to take upon yourself the noble task of telling everyone what exactly is wrong with them.

    I now act as you act. I like what you like. I agree with everything you say, and condemn, and show contempt toward everything else. I am just like you. I love you. Be my friend? Fuck you.

  51. You see, by KoolDude · · Score: 1


    That spare capacity remains available for others to exploit, and the rebels use it to download kung-fu expertise into Neo's brain and to implant helicopter piloting skills into Trinity's. If the Matrix ever learned this technique, it could create havoc for the rebels, implanting impulses to serve its own ends.

    Actually, I was working on this feature for Matrix 4.0. They scrapped the project when the bros decided to make it a trilogy. Now, I am unemplyed :'(

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  52. Re:The Amazon link (not slashdotted... yet!) by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

    Oh right, like we're going to slashdot Amazon! There are a few sites that are moderately immune, you know...

  53. Fried Chicken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They didn't wonder what fried chicken tasted like, if you refer to the movie, it was "tasty wheat"

  54. That would be a better use of your time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    than what you are currently doing... which is being a god damn fuck-head, listen bitch, I don't walk around insulting everything you do(well, in a way I do, since this is all I have seen you do, but, i'll save that for a later flame), some people like to do different things, if this guy likes to try to figure how theoretically something COULD work, you don't have to be an ass about it, just find something CONSTRUCTIVE to do, instead of wasting all your time insulting people.

  55. Only reaction: by EclipseU · · Score: 0

    Whoa.

  56. Power Source by Ugmo · · Score: 1

    I think in the movie they gave stats on how much energy a human body gave off. I disagree with the beowulf cluster idea. The machines themselves are intelligent computers, they would not need computer power.

    My belief is that the humans are adopted as a power source so that the power source would not be destroyed by rebel/free humans. Think back to Star Wars. How is the Death Star destroyed (twice). The rebels de-stabilize the central reactor causing and explosion that takes out the whole thing.

    The human power source cannot be blown up in good conscience. They are power source and human shield in one. So even if they are terribly inefficient as a power source they are invulnerable, unlike a fusion reactor, fields of solar panels, long geothermal pipelines or anything else you can come up with.

  57. "Combined with a form of fusion" by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some thoughts on the whole idea that keeping a bunch of humans alive to use them as an energy source doesn't make any sense, becuase conservation of energy demands you'd put more energy into keeping the humans alive than you could get out:

    Question: Isn't it true that a nuclear fusion reaction, if you can figure out how to make one, takes an absolutely fantastic amount of energy to initiate and maintain? I know nothing about nuclear physics, but what i've read seems to indicate that the point of fusion is that you put a fantastic amount of energy in and you get a fantastic amount of energy back. The problem so far is that no one has figured out how to get out more energy than you put in.

    So wouldn't it be logical to say that the huge mass of humans *are*, in fact, a net energy drain because energy is needed to create whatever protein the humans use for IV foodstuffs, but they are needed and maintained becuase they can at any time desired be used briefly as a massive source to pull energy from? Note that Morpheus doesn't say that humans are used as generators; he says they're used as batteries. Wouldn't it make sense to suppose that perhaps the human race encased in the Matrix is just there in case the sustained fusion reaction the machines are actually using to generate their power ever goes out and has to be restarted, or in case the machines need to start up a new reactor? Meaning basically, the Matrix is nothing more than a giant UPS? Does this make any sense at all?

    None of this, of course, explains why the machines, given a level of technology that would make it possible to build both Zion and the Matrix, wouldn't just harness tidal energy as a power source! Did the americans finally blow up the moon or something?

    Anyway, as far as the article's parallell processing thing goes, that seems really silly to me. If the machines have figured out how to use human brains as processors, wouldn't they build the machines themselves using human brains as processors to run the AIs on? You could claim "how do you know they aren't", but i'll tell you how i know they aren't: if they can control biological material to that extent, then they can make machines that the EMP blasts are useless against. I do, however, really like the article author's insinuation that Morpheus actually has no idea what the Matrix is for, and erroneously believes it's a power plant.

    (One totally non-power-related possibility of what the Matrix could be used for: possibly the machines really just don't like the idea of making the human race extinct. They don't want the humans running around in the real world and working against the machines' designs, but they're for whatever reason not okay with just wiping the humans out; maybe they don't actually hate the humans, they just don't want the humans to be a threat. Maybe the Matrix is just a means of preservation of the human race, one that the machines get nothing positive out of except as a memento of their creators. (Hitler's original plans for the holocaust apparently stated, after everything was done, the world was conquered, and the holocaust was complete, that one single village of Jews should be left alive, sealed off from the outside world, and allowed to simply live on their lives. In Hitler's warped mind this was supposed to be some kind of preserved-in-amber cultural museum of a dead race, just so future aryan generations could know they existed. I cannot remember the exact details of this and may be partially misremembering it in that there wouldn't actually be any living people in this preserved-in-amber village. Does anyone know what i'm referring to? Anyway, possibly the Matrix is something of that sort.). Or, possibly, the machines actually believe they are working in the humans service and they put the humans into the matrix "for their own good", as some kind of highly warped overzealous implementation of Asimov's zeroth law, on the logic if the humans are trapped in a digital fantasyworld, if they knock themselves out with nuclear holoca

    1. Re:"Combined with a form of fusion" by XO · · Score: 1

      Three words: Dude. You. Rock.

      w00t!

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      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    2. Re:"Combined with a form of fusion" by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      To me there's no need to explain this statement at all. It's a lot easier to assume that Morpheus just didn't know what he was talking about. After all, there are lots of things about reality that he (and everyone else) didn't know, like what year it was. So I think that the "freed" humans figured out most of the obvious details, guessed on the rest---and got some of them wrong.

    3. Re:"Combined with a form of fusion" by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      Question: Isn't it true that a nuclear fusion reaction, if you can figure out how to make one, takes an absolutely fantastic amount of energy to initiate and maintain? I know nothing about nuclear physics, but what i've read seems to indicate that the point of fusion is that you put a fantastic amount of energy in and you get a fantastic amount of energy back. The problem so far is that no one has figured out how to get out more energy than you put in.

      A net energy surplus is certainly attainable via nuclear fusion -- that is what happens with thermonuclear (a.k.a. hydrogen) bombs. What has so far been out of reach is nuclear fusion in a sustained, controllable reaction where the energy can be converted to useful electricity.

    4. Re:"Combined with a form of fusion" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or any power... not just electricity. We use electricity for most things but the eventual use of other forms of power may come into play because of or may help find a useful insertion of fusion. Electricity may then be the secondary form of useful energy that is converted from the "new" energy form.

    5. Re:"Combined with a form of fusion" by Leebert · · Score: 1

      Meaning basically, the Matrix is nothing more than a giant UPS?

      Strange you would say that. Yes, it is.

  58. joke by adamruck · · Score: 1

    so whats the determinate of "the matrix"

    *ducks*

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    Selling software wont make you money, selling a service will.
    1. Re:joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess: a very, very large number.

    2. Re:joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dertminANT

  59. well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's impressing himself, and to that type of personality, that's all that matters..

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  61. HERE IS THE REST OF THE ARTICLE by User+956 · · Score: 4, Informative

    (continued where the parent got cut off) ... On the other hand, a creature might be profoundly stupid and still have subjective experiences.

    Agent Smith is an example of a machine that manifests humanlike behavior--which, if you witnessed such words and gestures in a human, you would immediately regard them as showing conscious emotions and volitions. Indeed, it is the immediacy of the interpretation that is deceptive. When you see someone laugh with joy, or scream in pain, you do not knowingly infer the person's mental state from those outward signs. Rather, it is as if you see the emotions directly. Yet, we know from accomplished actors that these signs of emotions can be faked. Therefore, you are indeed making an inference, albeit an automatic one. It is a job of philosophy to scrutinize such automatic inference. When you see another human being emoting, your inference is not based wholly on what you see, but also on background information (such as whether the person is acting on the stage). More fundamentally, you are relying on the reasonable assumption that the person's behavior arises from a biological brain just as yours does. Whenever those premises are undermined, you inevitably revise any inferences you have made from the emoting. If the emoting stops and people around you clap, you realize it was a piece of street theatre, and the person was only acting out those emotions. Or, if the person has a nasty car accident that breaks open his head, revealing electronic circuitry instead of a brain, you realize that it was only an android and you may conclude that it was only simulating emotions.

    A key step in the inference is the premise that the emotion plays a role in the causal loop that produces the outward words and gestures. If, instead, we have established that the observed words and gestures are wholly explained in some other way, without involving those emotions--then the inference collapses. The exterior emoting behavior then ceases to count as evidence for an interior emotional experience. If we know that an actor's words and gestures are scripted, then we cease to regard them as evidence for an inward mental state. Likewise, if we know that the words and gestures of an android or avatar are programmed, then they too cease to support any inference of a mental state.

    In an android, or in a software simulation of a human such as an agent, words and gestures are produced by millions of lines of programmed software. The software advances from instruction to instruction in a deterministic manner. Some instructions move pieces of information around inside memory, others execute calculations, others send motor signals to actuators in the body. Each line of code references objective memory locations and ports in the physical hardware. It may do so symbolically, and it may do so via sophisticated data structures, for example, using the tag "vision-field" to reference the stabilized and edge-enhanced data from the eye cams. Nevertheless, nowhere in the software suite does the code break out of that objective environment and refer to the enigmatic contents of consciousness. Nor could the programmer ever do so, since she would need an objective, third-person pointer to the conscious experience--which, being a subjective, first-person thing, cannot be labeled with such a pointer.

    Everything that the android says and does is fully accounted for by its software. There is no explanatory gap left for machine consciousness to fill. When the android says, "I see colors and feel emotions just as humans do," we know that those words are produced by deterministic lines of software that functions perfectly well without any involvement of consciousness. It is because of this that the android's emoting does not provide an iota of evidence for any interior mental life. All the outward signs are faked, and the programmer knows in comprehensive detail how they are faked.

    This point is systematically ignored by the mathematicians and engineers who enthuse about artif

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    1. Re:HERE IS THE REST OF THE ARTICLE by alanwj · · Score: 1
      So androids, and virtual avatars, that are driven by computers of that kind, cannot express conscious awareness and their behavior therefore can never be evidence for consciousness, much like the antisocial bearded linux advocates that live in their parents' basement.

      I can't check the article, because it is currently unavailable, but I have to inquire as to whether you added that last part yourself.

      Alan
    2. Re:HERE IS THE REST OF THE ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't check the article, because it is currently unavailable, but I have to inquire as to whether you added that last part yourself.

      That part was in the mirror I saw, which is where User_956 most likely cut-and pasted from, before it went down, too.

    3. Re:HERE IS THE REST OF THE ARTICLE by pVoid · · Score: 1
      This point is systematically ignored by the mathematicians and engineers who enthuse about artificial intelligence. You have to go next door, to the philosophy department, to find people who accord due importance to it.

      You know, as much as I liked the rest of the article, I find it very very irritating that some people have the arrogance of being able to have a voice of authority over what is conscious and what is not.

      It is kind of reminiscent of people who had an authority of saying such and such race wasn't human, and so had no souls.

      What really annoys me are statements like these "In an android, or in a software simulation of a human such as an agent, words and gestures are produced by millions of lines of programmed software" which completely ignore things like neural nets, and/or expert systems, where the behaviour of the system is mainly determined by the data it contains... not the code it executes.

      Neural networks are known to learn by usage... and that's their whole point: the code in there is just a framework.

      Now sure, in the end, everything is a turing machine, since fuck, we can only have a finite amount of data, and so, we could just simply roll out that data and the execution path of the program into one gigantic executable...

      But I really fail to see how this is any different from the actual universe, which has a finite number of elements in it... and which for all intents and purposes has a code base that is perpetually executing (the laws of physics, and science in general is the pursuit of knowing exactly what that code base is).

      Philosophers are cool and all, but when you don't know too much about programming, it kind of gets above your comprehension level. And like I said, I don't buy those "oh it's a finite state machine in the end" arguments... they are lazy. My Math teacher had once said something about the "proof by absurd" technique... he said, if you prove something by saying the opposite is impossible, then it's because you don't really understand the problem at hand. I find all the explanations as to why artifical consciousness is impossible to be of that ilk.

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  63. Why... by edinho · · Score: 1

    it is 42, of course.

    1. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is only assuming that the matrix was 6 by 9...

  64. Very good, but.... by saikou · · Score: 2, Funny

    The whole idea can fall apart, if at the end of the 3rd Matrix movie Neo will wake up once again in his bed, late for work. Then he will describe all this crazy 2.9 movie long dream in his blog, where Morpheus, Trinity and other friends with familiar nicknames will comment vividly, suggesting crazy interpretations and hinting at "too much stress", as Neo's co-workers get laid off one by one by a reputable software company. His medically educated friend will point out that all knowing Oracle is a reference to a well know database product, for which Neo writes stored procedures, constantly having problems with number of DB Agents, he sometimes referrs to "Smith". Lady in Red is a secretary of his boss.

    But then you'll say... :) :)

    1. Re:Very good, but.... by tabby · · Score: 1

      Actually I like the idea that they will be fleeing from sentinels or something in the Neb(akanesez... whatever) when one of them gets a deja-vu and realises that they are all still in the matrix.

      --
      I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive.
  65. Changing the properties of Avatars by djwavelength · · Score: 1

    "To make a rebel imperceptible, the Nebuchadnezzar's computer changes the body's visible appearance to be transparent; and the body's mechanical resistance to that of the air. From an observer's perspective, the body has melted into air. From a software perspective, the data module is still on the register but simulating a body indistinguishable from thin air. Later, when the scene is no longer being observed by anybody, the module will be deleted. "

    Wouldn't this mean that Trinity should have died when the truck smashed into the phone booth, as her avatar was still there, just not percievable?

    1. Re:Changing the properties of Avatars by TheCrackRat · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. I don't have the article in front of me, but I think all that was left was an invisible body. Trinity's conciousness had left, and the physical body was waiting for cleanup.

      --
      Ignorance is not linguistic drift.
  66. MOD THIS DOWN by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

    Mod this down. The guy's just spamming his kit car forum. Posting a link to where you can buy the book (Amazon carries it, imagine that! Who would have guessed?) is not informative, contrary to what the mods would have you believe. Probably a referer link too, I couldn't tell.

    1. Re:MOD THIS DOWN by ryepup · · Score: 1

      yeah, it does have a referrer code in the query string. He's an enterprising little bastard, I'll give him that.

  67. My thinking by Vip · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think this guy put way too much thinking into a movie. I prefer the simple solutions for it, some
    of them matching his though...BTW, I've only
    skimmed the article, don't have that much time :-)
    I agree with him on much of it, but wow, talk
    about detail!

    The Bioport--how can a socket in your head control your senses? How can it be inserted without killing you?

    Easy enough. It fits with the massively parallel computer theory later. They need to figure out the
    data transfer to and from brain, so this would be
    the next step beyond that, control of the brain
    to receive and send specific signals.

    The Red Pill--since the pill is virtual, how can it throw Neo out of the Matrix?

    This "red pill" meant to me that you are ready to
    wake up from complete control. Sort of like you
    were in hypnosis, now the fingers are snapped and
    you're awake!

    The Power Plant--can people really be an energy source?

    Yes and no. I too thought of the brain power
    theory. It seems to fit and makes for interesting
    theories. (ie. does the Matrix run on human brains
    for power and computing power as well? So humans
    are feeding their own minds?)

    Entering and Exiting the Matrix--why do the rebels need telephones to come and go?

    This too I figured was a navagational issue. It
    seems to be easier to send data around, so if you
    knew of a data point, you could get to it. Why
    certain ones? Perhaps so you don't go hunting
    for that cordless between the cushions? :-)

    The Bugbot--what's the purpose of the bugbot?

    Bugbot tells Agents where it is. Perhaps it's just
    an identifier, a certain string? Look for that
    string, and you've got him. Sort of how virus
    scanners work?

    Perceptions in the Matrix--how do the machines know what fried chicken tastes like?

    Completely made up and arbitrary. Does it matter?

    Neo's Mastery of the Avatar--how can Neo fly?

    Neo can fly because he's mastered the Matrix. I
    thought of it more as he can now reshape the
    Matrix near him to do what he wants. Kind of like
    a virus, or bug.

    Consciousness and the Matrix--are the machines in the Matrix alive and conscious? Or are they only machines, intelligent but mindless?

    Both. Give it kind of a Terminator scenario,
    except keep the humans, their brains and body
    come in handy. The machines are just overthrowing
    the people that built them, perhaps they
    got out of hand too.

    Vip

    1. Re:My thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like nobody's really taken this "human brains as beowulf cluster" idea to its logical conclusion: The matrix itself is running on the spare brainpower of the humans in it.
      Think about it.
      The computers couldn't write the first matrix; they didn't know how. What better way to create a world that is subconsciously acceptable to the human mind than by using the human mind to create it? Note that I'm not claiming the entirety of 1999 earth is recreated automatically by some sort of racial memory; clearly the machines control the simulation to a great degree. However the use of human brains as calculating tools would presumably give the resulting simulation a sort of digital/biological signature acceptable to other humans. Sort of like the way 's products run best on 's operating systems.
      compatibility.

    2. Re:My thinking by m1chael · · Score: 0

      The Red Pill-since the pill is virtual, how can it throw Neo out of the Matrix?

      its things like these that make me want to laugh out loud with saying lol. things that look like objects or even people in the matrix is all software essentially (even the plugged in humans are considered a hardware software combo) so this thing in the matrix that looks like a pill is actually a software program with a with a 'if symptoms persist see your operator' interface. jesus f. christ!

      --
      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  68. no... it's not all good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the special effects of the matrix were ground breaking, but the "story, the idea, the philosophy" were rather stale.

    man vs machine has been a re-occuring theme in sci-fi for years. have you ever heard of dune or terminator?

    if you have chills from the matrix, that's cool. but the story is hardly new.

    1. Re:no... it's not all good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man v Machine wasn't a major theme in Dune, it's just given as the cause of a past major war and religious movement. It's only there to justify the prohibitions in Dune's galactic empire for not using thinking machines, but the issue is never explored in the books.

  69. The energy source versus robotic laws/ASIMOV by Moritz+Moeller+-+Her · · Score: 1

    The only explanation that makes sense to me is that the AI machines have been programmed to keep humans around and happy. So they keep around thousands of humans and provide them a fulfilled safe life in the Matrix.

    There has to be some kind or robotic law a la Asimov that makes the machines depend on the human's existance. They kind or perverted the meaning, but they can not get rid of the humans.

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    Moritz
    1. Re:The energy source versus robotic laws/ASIMOV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking about that too.

      I don't recall seeing any agents ever initiate violence against human beings other than known rebels.

      It would be funny if the rebels simply gave orders to the agents:

      Morpheus: "Stand on your head!"
      Agent Smith: "Argh! Damned second law!"

  70. How about this bit by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

    From about 2/3 of the way down the page:

    The cell phone is projected into the Matrix world by the Nebuchadnezzar's computer, 114 peter b. lloyd along with the avatar's body and clothes--and the weapons that Neo and Trinity eventually bring in with them. The software that simulates the cell phones is running inside the Nebuchadnezzar's computer, not the Matrix's computer

    What's with the "114 peter b. lloyd" ? Or was that the Maxtrix subconsciously telling everyone about this guy who's figured it out?

  71. Redundant by Kelz · · Score: 1

    Sounds a lot like the trick some people did after 9/11. Remember the folded $20 bill? You can "discover" anything you want if you look long and hard enough, and turn a blind eye to everything that contradicts your belief.

  72. Here's Another Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when the agents first suspected Neo might be a problem - which was significantly before Neo even had any clue what was going on - why didn't they just (1) disconnect his actual physical body from the matrix, and (2) stop providing his actual physical body with oxygen?

    Answer: Because it's a movie. This guy put WAY too much thought into retrofitting justifications onto it.

    1. Re:Here's Another Question by m1chael · · Score: 0

      because the machines have become arrogant just like the humans before their downfall. you remember the one agent before getting shot in the head saying "only human", ironic dont ya think yeh ee yehhh...

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      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  73. Loved the article til I got to this part... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In fact, Smith gives himself away when he says about the human world, "It's the smell, if there is such a thing . . . I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it." Smith's own logical integrity obliges him to doubt the existence of that noncomputable quality that humans talk about: the conscious experience of smell. When Smith says, ". . . the smell, if there is such a thing," he is exhibiting the mark of the automaton. This is corroborated when he then tells Morpheus that he can "taste your stink," revealing that Smith simply does not understand the differentiation of senses in the human mind. For a computer, data are interchangeable, but for a human, tastes, smells, colors, sounds, and feels, are irreducibly different. This fact eludes Agent Smith.

    Seems that the author lacks the perspective to get this last one right. Agent Smith comes from another world completely, and is trying to express emotions and concepts that are completely alien. What must it feel like to be a noncorporeal entity that usually resides in abstract softwareland, that once in awhile has to interact in a simulation so complex that it must be mapped to its own abstract reality-experience? I mean, here you are trying to explain to Morpheus your disgust (which you do somewhat well at) over a sensory experience that has no exact analog in the simulation? If a human could feel this, would it seem more like a taste, more like a smell? A combination of the two? He is doing this best to bridge a gap that none will ever do... Morpheus can hardly go to software-land to see what it feels like there. If he did, and tried to communicate, would the evil AI's be convinced that he isn't truly sentient, because he fails to completely understand their alien and unnameable sensory experiences, of which he himself interprets as something similar to smell/taste, or sight/hearing? The "sight/hearing" experience might actually be 7 distinct sensory experiences, which the human mind confuses as a single concept.

    I for one do believe that emergent properties in a complex or chaotic system can produce our much overhyped "consciousness". But even if they can't, the author himself suggests that the machines may be based on a technology that would allow it to happen. I can only assume that he is biased toward his own species, to biology... maybe that's not such a bad thing. But maybe if we had shown a little more tolerance, given a little more benefit of the doubt to Skynet, it would have decided it didn't have to nuke every damn one of us to survive.

    PS On the other hand, maybe we should build a manual kill switch into every candidate computer that isn't part of the blueprints or any electronically accessible record...

    1. Re:Loved the article til I got to this part... by Strandman · · Score: 1

      "PS On the other hand, maybe we should build a manual kill switch into every candidate computer that isn't part of the blueprints or any electronically accessible record... "

      One thing that always strikes me when people say that "A kill switch will solve any unpredictability" is that; what if the machine learns a way to omit this?

      What guarantee do we have that the self-conscious machine will not learn other uses of the equipment it has been given than it was originally intended to do?

      I'm no electronic engineer, and I don't know if people have done this already, but maybe the machine finds a way to send signals through the power unit. Or it may not be that hard either, we do have the Internet connection. The machine could gather information it finds useable through it when it is powered on. Maybe even copy a "conscious" version of itself and send it to any happy reciever.

      Then you might say "We would of course not connect the computer to the internet (given that it is a computer of course), we would keep it locked out of any network"

      Question: What prohibits the computer from sending signals through other means?
      Is it that far fetched that it will find other means of communication?

      I may be a bit doomsday-ish in my view, but caution, when self-conscious machines becomes reality (if they ever do) may be more than a "kill switch"

      Just my 1 krone

    2. Re:Loved the article til I got to this part... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      If this were 10 years ago, I'd say you were smoking crack. But even out in the desert you're probably only ~100 miles away from a WAP, at most. Could it hide the fact it was boosting a signal? Dunno. I'm not sure I want to find out. Lord knows its within distance of a cell phone tower, if nothing else.

      Myself, I am an optimist. I think the AI is likely to not only be benevolent, but to feel some sort of love for humanity. However, even our own stories, our own science fiction, has us forcing the AI to destroy us just to survive. Hopefully, the AI will be wiser than we.

    3. Re:Loved the article til I got to this part... by Strandman · · Score: 1

      Isn't it in human nature to paint things black?
      Anyways, I think it's a healthy sign to consider the worst case scenario too. But I totally agree with you that the first AI probably will be human friendly and live in a kind of symbiosis with us. And in any case we can't really do much more than wait and see. Evolution always finds a way

  74. His superpower explanation is broken. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He says that the reason Neo (and the others) have superhuman powers in the matrix is because they figure out ways to use their interface in unpredicted ways and use otherwise agent-only APIs to the avatar software.

    That makes sense for Morpheus, Trinity, et al. They have superhuman powers that are comparable to the agents. However, it is said that the agents, finally, are limited by certain physical rules, and the reason that Neo is special is that he is not limited by those same rules. He can rewrite the matrix.

    There are ten million different perfectly acceptable software-design explanations for these mechanics. However, the author has described none of them. If he's using special APIs, then the agents would be able to do the same shit.

    Perhaps he can change code in the virtual machine (hehe. pun.). Perhaps he can change source. Perhaps he realized that the matrix was using strcpy() for a root-level process. Like I said, there are ten million different ways to explain this. But the author is wrong, and exhibits a simple failure to understand the actual movie.

    --

    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    1. Re:His superpower explanation is broken. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      These sorts of things aren't really supposed to be so technically explained.

      The whole breaking-physics thing is a way for there to be a story theme that you can do anything if you will it, that the human mind isn't bound by rules and has whatever potential it wishes to have if the effort is exerted. An inspiring, motivational thing.

      I think the author of the essay underestimates the "there is no spoon" motif. I think it is more likely the Matrix runs as a stable world because the perceptions and expectations of the human mind make it so. There are scientific theories that suggest reality exists because our brains make it. The rebels realize the Matrix reality is fake and thus can transcend it.

      Also, with all the obvious Biblical references in the film, it can be inferred Neo is simply just supernatural. When he dies, Trinity revives him when she quotes the Oracle's prophecy that the man she loved would be the One. She kisses him, fulfilling that prophecy, and he truly awakens as the One and has apparently supernatural control over the Matrix.

      Obviously, it's just a fucking movie, and most of this shit should just be assumed to have an explanation in your mind like every other movie you watch, though the workings of the Matrix are supposed to be explained in more detail in the two sequels.

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
    2. Re:His superpower explanation is broken. by m1chael · · Score: 0

      all the humans are connected into the matrix through the same neural interface. you are only limited by your brain. neo survives being shot in the matrix because his brain is able to distinguish between the real world and those things that seem real in the matrix.

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  75. Movie science explained? by Telecommando · · Score: 1

    Why do the rebels have to enter and exit the Matrix via a telephone system (that doesn't actually exist)?

    Yes, but does it explain why some people seem to have a need to have a fictional story validated by pseudo-fact?

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    1. Re:Movie science explained? by m1chael · · Score: 0

      the telephone system is used as a means of nailing down a place in the matrix so all can enter and a place where you can determine a place where all can leave. this is right (not because i am right all the time) because the matrix is a pretty big place where even the agent programs need to search it and that searching takes a long time (in ai computer time elapsed time(ACTET)). this also explains why the people seem to log out of the matrix through the phone system. it is hacked into and something something... o'doyle rules!

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      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
    2. Re:Movie science explained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why do the rebels have to enter and exit the Matrix via a telephone system (that doesn't actually exist)?"

      The reason is the same for why people keep bookmarks of favourite urls in their browser when the Internet itself is virtual

  76. A Bit Flawed... by Krokus · · Score: 3, Informative
    I'm not sure if I would agree with his explanation of cell phones and why they can't be used to enter/exit the Matrix:
    "The software that simulates the cell phones is running inside the Nebuchadnezzar's computer, not the Matrix's computer, so the rebels must find a land line--which are somewhat scarce in an era when everyone has a cell phone."

    Didn't Neo steal some guy's cell phone while trying to escape the Matrix, yet was able to use it to communicate with the Nebuchadnezzar? Didn't Cypher use his cell phone to dial a traceable number within the Matrix to tip off the Agents to their location?

    I think a better explanation would be that cell phones can't be used because they are portable. Therefore, they cannot be "attached" to a specific volume of space. Moving al the information for an avatar from one network node to another as they move from room to room would be ridculously prohibitive, so the node that stores the information for a specific volume of space would not necessarily include portable objects like cell phones, or avatars.

    Instead, the node containing the volume would contain references or identifiers to the objects within that space.

    Therefore, cell phones cannot be used reliably to associate the node containing the volume with the node containing the avatar, since the cell phone itself may be on a third node all by itself. A hard line, however, would be a permanent fixture (or semi-permanent if the machines practice refactoring), so the node containing the volume of space would be gauranteed to be be the one that references the avatar.

    The cell phone would not directly reference the avatar because it is not a volume of space (it would be like trying to find out what hotel you're staying in by asking, say, one of your shoelaces).

    While I'm sure that explanation has its own set of holes, it makes more sense (to me, at least) than the one in the essay.

  77. Whoa, hold up there... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    If anything, The Empire Strikes Back was the best of all (not that the first was bad in any way). Even on that point, ROTJ wasn't too horrible. They truly don't go downhill until ROTJ, and they really only started rolling fast with ep1.

    I do agree though, that The Matrix is on par though.

  78. Why didn't you mention the editor's name? by Nova+Express · · Score: 2, Informative
    What this little blurb doesn't tell you is that Lloyd's essay is just one of several in a book he's not the author of. It's from editor Glenn Yeffeth's Taking the Red Pill: Science, Philosophy and Religion in The Matrix , BenBella Books, 2003. It includes an introduction by David Gerrold, and contributions by James Gunn, Ray Kurzweil, Bill Joy, and many others.

    In a case of good timing, I just happened to put the one copy I had up on eBay at:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =3515533389

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  79. Floats vs. Fuzzies... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Massively parallel computers from the future would still likely only excel at floating point math. The human brain though, is likely to remain champ at fuzzy math for centuries.

    I don't feel like explaining what fuzzy math is, so if you don't know already, look it up.

    1. Re:Floats vs. Fuzzies... by atam · · Score: 1

      However, the author of the article proposed that the Matrix is interfacing directly to the brain via the Bioport. It will need to intercept the brain's signal and understand what they mean. In effect, the Matrix must act and process like a brain in order to fool the real brain into believing that the appearance and consiousness of virtual world are real. I believe it requires more than just floating point math or even fuzzy math to achieve that. If the Matrix is capable and powerful enough to do that, it surely should be capable enough to control the fusion process by itself. So what is the point of keeping the humans.

    2. Re:Floats vs. Fuzzies... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Interpreting a fuzzy response is easy. Do this, or do that. Arriving at the conclusion is a bit more difficult, and its concievable that the AI can't manage it.

      The example I remember, is a thermostat. You can turn the furnace on, or off, for any amount of time that you want. But try to write software, that can get the room temperature to a particular point, in the most efficient way. Since you have a unknown delay in the temperature feedback, is it the correct time to shut off the furnace? Maybe it takes some time for the thermometer to show that you are already at the correct temperature, so you need to shut it off now. Human brains are good at this sort of thing, traditional computers aren't.

      This might help with fusion, should it be needed. (Everything I've read suggests that fusion reaction maintenance wouldn't be particularly computationally intensive) On the other hand, traditional computers, if massive enough, would be perfect for a Matrix style simulation. Don't confuse the two.

    3. Re:Floats vs. Fuzzies... by Hast · · Score: 1

      Hmm, lousy example. If you study control theory you'll find that computers are much better at things like this than humans can ever hope to be. It does require that the computer can "experiment" a little to discover the delays and such, but a normal human would have had several years to learn about thermodynamics, so it's not really fair to put a fresh computer against a normal human.

      A much harder problem than thermostats is inverted pendulums (ie balancing a stick on the palm of your hand). A human can do one fairly well, try stacking two on top of each other and balancing that. Next try three. Computers can do this quite well, a big reason is that they are much faster than humans at reacting.

      Furthermore, I disagree that computers are bad at "fuzzy" computations. What computers generally are bad at are forming strategies. Hence their current inability to play strategic games such as Go.

      And as has been pointed out before. Controlling a fusion plant would require extremely fast reaction time. Anyone who has tried distributed computing know that low lag is not one of the inherit benefits.

  80. Matrix: Biblical References by Nelps45 · · Score: 1

    The Matrix is based off the bible. Neo(the one) = Jesus Read the bible and the other characters will fit into place.. :)

    1. Re:Matrix: Biblical References by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, it's more of a Gnostic theme than a Orthodox Christianity theme. He's not Yeshua per say, but a normal human who have achieved gnosis via death and then rebirth (when he realizes he didn't really die, because it wasn't real in the first place). Jesus didn't really achieve gnosis in that way, it was a pre-planned end-run around the Blind One by Sophia. He achieved it when he was baptized (i.e. the "dove" descending on him). If you notice, he didn't start his major teachings until after that.

      The Matrix also closely follows Philip K. Dick's VALIS. Read that book if you find the ideas in the Matrix interesting...it has much more "source" material (like where various ideas in the book actually come from in antiquity), and it's parallels to The Matrix are rather obvious.

      If you find it REALLY interesting, check out sites like The Odyssey of Gnosis and so on.

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    2. Re:Matrix: Biblical References by m1chael · · Score: 0

      if it was totally based off the bible there would be no premaritial sex.

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  81. Not the Full Story by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He failed to explain how people got hooked to the Matrix in the first place. However, I do the story. It came about that the machines were to having to draw people into connecting this plug into their head. Looking for the gullible of the human species, they bought AOL.

    With the largest number of customers in the world, they quickly assimilated them with offer's of DSL for $5.95 a month and said that they were phasing out dial-up service. All you needed was this chip in the back of your head. So while most people were discouraged because of the lack of dial-up they were too lazy to change their email addresses so they were the first. Next where the techies, and /.ers. While wary of giant companies the draw for cheap DSL access was too much and it was like lambs to the slaughter. Eventually with other service providers going out of business the Matrix bought them all up and integrated their clients too. The dream of world domination at hand.

    The holdouts were the 20% of people who declared that they "Would never need access." They were the one's that went on to establish Zion. They had to dig deep to escape the piles of AOL CD's that were being put into their mailboxes. It was the only way to preserve their sanity, or so the legend goes.

    So now you have the complete story, oh and I hire that one of the new agents in the movie is called Mr. Case, coincidence? I think not!

  82. I : by xSauronx · · Score: 1

    wont read plato wont watch the matrix dont watch wrestling perhaps the reason, however, that wrestling is watched religiously is that wrestling has more boobies. come to think of it, youd think more guys here would be into wrestling -- for the boobies ;)

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  83. why the troll comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder why it was "the americans" blowing up the moon and not just humanity. Odd

    1. Re:why the troll comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, he was just trying to keep it believable, ok?

  84. I'm a little sad by KamehamehaWarrior · · Score: 1

    This is the first time I've ever tried to submit a story to Slashdot and they took it. I was really excited. Then I read your posts and now I'm sad.

    So many negative, dismissive comments from people who obviously didn't bother to actually read the article. I think I will write about this in my blog now.

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    1. Re:I'm a little sad by Smurf · · Score: 1

      No, KW, a guy simply exercised his right to say that he didn't like the movie and that he can't understand why other people think it's so cool.

      If you look at some other threads, they actually discuss the article (they not always agree with it, but that's OK). Maybe you have your score threshold too high...

      And don't forget that it took a longer time for people to actually read the article because the site got slashdotted very fast (which, by the way, was actually your fault... ;-) ).

    2. Re:I'm a little sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The time you don't get any negative reactions is the time you have to be suspicious.

    3. Re:I'm a little sad by KamehamehaWarrior · · Score: 1

      How could I have helped us to avoid the slashdot effect? Let me know so next time I'll do it right.

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    4. Re:I'm a little sad by blankmange · · Score: 1
      you can't... it is the sound of inevitability

      it is the sound of a server being slashdotted....

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    5. Re:I'm a little sad by Smurf · · Score: 1
      How could I have helped us to avoid the slashdot effect? Let me know so next time I'll do it right.
      Unless you have a server that will withstand the /. effect and put a mirror on it, there is nothing you can do to avoid it. Thus the winking emoticon in my comment: ;-)
  85. I agree, except for one part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the whole ID4 issue oft rehashed ignores that the aliens
    • had to use our rather primative line of sight radio and microwave satellites for C2
    • using our satellites signal as a carrier means integration with our data systems at the edges and thus vulnerability based upon that compatability. (bad analogy is how apps through Wine have been sometimes subject to a windows only virus)
    Additionally if the signal also acts as some sort of timing mechanism (or something like a on/off switch) for the shields and considering they have a live specimen to study, then who knows?
  86. great shot, watch those ricocets though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, stupid nerd... what he is doing is so much different than the actual writers of movies, novels and shows. He was driven and so he fed his BS to everyone who wanted to take a bite. Choice to read it, just like choice to watch the movie and like it I guess. Funny thing is when people come and take the time to flame and don't see the hypocrisy.

  87. Random Thoughts Inspired by the Article by Deathvegetable · · Score: 1

    Interesting article. When artificial intelligence was discussed I did not like the way it was presented. Sure I am on the other side of the fence when it comes to AI. But if consciousness is truly in the subatomic realm of quantum interactions then why is such value ascribed to it - that stuff is all random! Why would anyone think this is an inherently good thing or something automatically worthy of praise? And why the author thought this randomness could not be then incorporated into things other than what nature brought the world is beyond me. If you listen to the DVD commentaries towards the end of The Matrix when the squiddies are coming in for the kill the look of them is described as being carefully calculated to show similarities with nature - i.e. their tails are much like flagella and are used for locomotion. Perhaps this is not only hinting that nature is damn efficient, but also that the machines are conceivably closer to biological organisms than the viewer would first infer. When talking about Agent Smith it is important to note that taste and smell are very interlinked (at least in the way people perceive them). Hold your noise closed and drink or eat something and you will find that your sensations are limited to bitter, sweet, sour, and salty. Everything else you smell such as the "stink" in "I can taste your stink" is in reality your taste buds. That's right, when you walk into the bathroom and "smell" something stinky, a particle of that something had to land on your tongue. Agent Smith is 100% correct when he makes this statement and I'm sure that the ones who never thought about that before reading my comments will be more disgusted by stink now as well. As far as I'm concerned Agent Smith is very human-like and is exhibiting a simple Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. How could a bioport be inserted? Simple I saw a show on TLC where a guy had a 5 inch knife driven into his scull right between the two lobes of the brain - the doctors took it out and the guy was fine. I can't find the story I'm thinking of presently but here's another one where there were some side effects but the guy can certainly function: http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/trauma/case/case _18.html And what is up with citing the second law of thermodynamics - as if it does not apply to ever kind of energy yielding reaction in the known universe. Something else I haven't read anyone else say is that biological organisms break down energy in many small steps not all at once so as to maximize the amount of energy used overall. Perhaps the machines harnessing this efficiency and control somehow

  88. Re:Down already? by Sacarino · · Score: 1

    Somebody cut the hard line.... get out, it's a trap!

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  89. exposition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does exposition cover the story aspect of "show them don't tell them" in relation to character abilities and behavior? IOW, say I create a character who is top physicist and coincidentally a former Marine sniper. Now lets say the evil robots/aliens/vampires come in and take over his lovely little town. Later he finds himself with a high powered sniper rifle and the choice to use his last two bullets on the alien leader and a top aide or some odd fault in a damn or some top heavy building that he can cause a chain reaction of sorts (kinetic here) to trash the entire top staff and effectively end the war. I could buy his ability to determine this weakness in the structural integrity especially if he is a materials researcher in high tensile next generation construction materials. What I can NOT buy is if for example he just seems to aimlessly walk into a rather obvious controlled and monitored area and gets killed or captured. The excuse of "but they used some cute new technology he was not aware of" is bogus since short of such advanced technology that completely alters the way of thinking about warfare entirely (thus, why have normal bases with normal troopers?) then I believe the tactical situation would be known to a fourth grader much less a veteran and a scientist.

    I get rather tired of seeing or reading about characters who consistently do things totally out of character as described a bit to blatantly in the character development phase. Seems then (like with stupid plot elements) that such action is just a quick hacked in filler justifying or linking rather one part of the story to another. (sorta like Back to the Future 2... it seemed to exist just to set the stage a bit for the much better (and the best of the three IMHO) Back to the Future 3)

  90. i wonder by m1chael · · Score: 0

    how well simulated the matrix is because would it then be possbile for humans in the matrix to create virtual artificial intelligence and then be virtually used as a power source again and again and so on and so forth. its an interesting question but im sure the machines would most likely retard all development in the ai field but most likely killing off all the scientists.

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  91. Phone system ins/outs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I've always wondered why when I pick up the phone I feel like it sucks...

  92. You cannot read the story... by jbeamon · · Score: 1

    because there is no story.

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  93. My only question... by Veranix · · Score: 1

    Other than to state my personal opinion that this guy really needs to get a life (or at least a thesis topic that could be applicable to the real world), there's the one glaring hole I saw in the movie: at one point, Morpheus states that the source of "food" for the human race was having its own dead liquefied and injected via IV. How, exactly, is one species of beings capable of surviving only feeding on itself? One would think simple entropy would whittle down the amount of resources available to such a contained system. (Yes, I know, the ship magically manifested some weird synthetic proteins, but that wasn't mentioned when the machines feeding the humans was brought up.)

  94. Some Answers... by Doomrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q. Can humans really be an energy source?
    A. It's just a film.

    Q. How does the Matrix know what fried chicken taste like?
    A. It's just a film.

    Q. Why do the rebels have to enter and exit the Matrix via a telephone system (that doesn't actually exist)?
    A. It's just a film.

    1. Re:Some Answers... by tc · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of Triumph the Insult Dog at the lineup for the Episode 2 opening, talking to all the nerds in their Darth costumes:

      Triumph: Okay, trivia time. What was Han Solo frozen in?
      Crowd: Carbonite!
      Triump: No, the correct answer is: who gives a fuck?

  95. I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Jerf · · Score: 1

    My preferred explanantion for why humans are kept around is simply that the AIs want to.

    Most people don't apply anywhere near enough creativity to imagining AIs. They imagine little people running inside of computers. In fact they aren't. They are almost certain to have motivations far, far different then ours.

    It does not stretch my imagination much to imagine that the AIs are "insane" enough to actively want to control people, for their own self-respect-analogue. Or perhaps even more likely, built deep into all of the AIs in a place they can not touch is a version of Asimov's first law, where they can't quite wipe out humanity, so they keep them as pets as the next best thing. Why do the agents fight our heros? Because the agents believe that if our heros win it is also the end of the human race, which given past history of the race is a perfectly rational belief!

    Even Agent Smith's claim that he hates the Matrix doesn't disprove this, as A: He just wants out, not to shut it down, it's not his home and B: We do not know that he is representative of the rest of the AIs.

    The best part about this is that unless the next two movies really screw up and are actively contradictory, this explanation can make nearly any action by the agents make sense.

    The AIs make sense, but according to their own value systems. They aren't little people running in a computer, they are something so vastly different it's effectively incomprehensible.

    For a much earlier treatment of an AI revenge motive see Harlan Ellison's ultra-classic "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" short story.

    1. Re:I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      see Harlan Ellison's ultra-classic "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" short story
      One of the all-time great names for a story, as well. Short stories always had the best names. I used to have untold numbers of short story SF anthologies, and I think they and always make better movies than novels. "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and (I think this is the name) "Blue Skies on Mars" are excellent examples. The level of detail and the question that the author is trying to present are perfect for an hour and a half movie.

    2. Re:I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Saeger · · Score: 1
      ... they can't quite wipe out humanity, so they keep them as pets as the next best thing.

      Honor your ancestors ... I agree ... but why keep all the useless bodies around when the mind is the only thing that matters inside the Matrix? The machines are supposed to be smart, and getting smarter all the time, right?

      So, Upload the mind to the simulation, and chuck the waste-of-space-and-energy body. Either the machines are really stupid, or the writers needed bodies for human audiences to empathize with.

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    3. Re:I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Roger Penrose's Quantum Consciousness[1] theory is correct, then the machines have no choice but to keep the humans around because the mind cant be divorced from our specialized brains.

      [1] http://psyche.cs.monash.edu.au/psyche-index-v2.htm l

  96. because by mcc · · Score: 1

    Of this cold-war-era thing.

    I didn't mean anything by it, it was just a half-joking reference to an old slashdot article that i can no longer find on that subject.

  97. irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else notice the oh-so-appropriate quote at the bottom of this article?

    "Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. -- Dave Olson"

  98. Take the red pill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  99. Why make it difficult when it's so simple? by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Can anybody here spell "allegory"?

    These films are not about some possible future. Like all SF, they're about the here-and-now, but masked. What kind of power do the machine masters get from the duped people? Political power. What are these machines, descended from human constructions? Corporations.

    The movies are a metaphor for the world you, personally, are living in right now. You are duped by years of schooling and television to limit yourself to being what amounts to a popsicle in a jar. The corporations still need your votes, so they use the media apparatus they own to mess with your perceptions of reality so much that you actually vote for their automatons.

    Cut yourself off from the media feed, and meditate to still the yammering voices, and you may reprogram your own perceptual reality, as Neo does, and discover endless possibilities inconceivable to the dupes and pink boys.

    Simple, albeit not easy.

    1. Re:Why make it difficult when it's so simple? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      > Can anybody here spell "allegory"?

      Exactly. If you want to understand any form of art (and yes, movies are art too) you have to be able to both take away and project meaning onto events. If all you take away is a geeky "how-to" on how the Matrix may work then you've really missed the point by a wide margin.

      For instance when I first saw it in 1999 I instatnly though of those Carlos Casteneda books and about lucid dreaming, the whole real vs. fake dichotomy. Then as I talked to people about the movie I found that the realness of the Matrix isn't half as interesting as the ethics of the machines. No where is it established that the machines are "evil" and the movie, in my opinion, purposely shows the humans as fanatics as the machines as benevolant dictators.

      There are endless explanations you can take from this movie, and the Wachowski brothers aren't telling. Like any good artist they know when to shut up when asked all those questions regarding the "why's," "how's," "meaning," etc.

      What do you want to hear from, say, Paul McCartney, that some Beatles song you love so much was a complex labor of love or that he just wrote it down on a napkin at a bar one night? Yeah I thought so.

    2. Re:Why make it difficult when it's so simple? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      These films are not about some possible future. Like all SF, they're about the here-and-now, but masked.

      I strongly differ. "Much", maybe, but not "all". A lot of "hard SF" is exploration of strange worlds, and though you can read an allegory into any random story (as reading tealeaves), that is often far from the reason it was written or read. It's also why some critics who make careers out of finding such parables denigrate SF for lacking them. A few examples: Poul Anderson's Tau Zero, most of Hal Clement's stories (eg Mission of Gravity) Greg Egan's Permutation City, most of Arthur C Clarke's...

      I once read a review of a (non-fiction) book on cosmology, and the reviewer said something like "and the wider lesson to be applied from this.." going to mention some parallelism she saw with modern society, as if that was "wider" than the creation of the universe itself.

    3. Re:Why make it difficult when it's so simple? by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Can anybody here spell "allegory"?

      On Slashdot? Don't be rediculuous!

    4. Re:Why make it difficult when it's so simple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled ridiculous loser.

    5. Re:Why make it difficult when it's so simple? by nathanh · · Score: 1

      You didn't get the joke, idiot.

    6. Re:Why make it difficult when it's so simple? by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      Then as I talked to people about the movie I found that the realness of the Matrix isn't half as interesting as the ethics of the machines. No where is it established that the machines are "evil" and the movie, in my opinion, purposely shows the humans as fanatics as the machines as benevolant dictators.

      Interesting you should mention that. There is one scene in The Matrix that deals with machine vs. human ethics: Agent Smith interrogating Morpheus. Smith's comparison of humanity to viruses suggests the machines have achieved a state of equilibrium with the world (spurious, but that's what it suggests) and therefore the machines are the morally superior race of the two.

      Additionally, if you've seen Animatrix 1, it's obvious that humanity's natural prejudices and xenophobia are the root cause of the man/machine war in the first place.

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  100. they use the humans as an energy source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so your question is: "why don't they destroy their energy source".

    Good...question?

  101. no shit sherlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who here said 'THIS IS NOT AN ALLEGORY'. No shit it's an allegory.

  102. Sorry, a little off-topic... or is it? by r2ravens · · Score: 1

    Since when is "willful suspension of disbelief" uncommon? How many times a day do we already do this, and why?

    It's not at all uncommon, and almost everyone engages in it many times during each and every day. The interesting part is the why. I don't claim to have all the answers, but I will fling a little conjecture...

    Like the case where the current administration convinces a significant portion of the US population through spin, fear, implication and misinformation that at least some of the 9/11 hijackers were Iraqis when all physical and factual evidence is to the contrary?

    Or like when the US population is told that cutting taxes (income) results in more income; and some believe it?

    I would assert that "...the mental/philosophical 'construct' we use every day..." is even larger and more fascinating than the "construct" used in the movie because it affects actual real human beings in life and death situations. The suspension of disbelief about the facts of the 9/11 hijackings has lead to the deaths of thousands of human beings. I can't think of a movie that has actually caused that yet (although I'm open to hearing arguments and examples.)

    But these examples of how constructs affect life and death are minor compared to the more pervasive and more deadly willful suspension of disbelief inherent in the human psychological construct of "faith." (How ironic that this discussion comes up on the eve of the Christian Easter and just after the Jewish Passover.)

    Christians are taught that Jesus died and came back to life. Like Neo? Ok, the difference is that Neo was dead 3 minutes, not 3 days. I'm more likely to suspend my disbelief for Neo as this has been a verifiable and observed fact in present day medical science. But three days is not within the realm of my willing suspension of disbelief.

    The thing that really gets me is the intensity of the willful suspension of disbelief in the case of religious belief systems and the murder and mayhem that has been, and continues to be, done as a result.
    The real question is the why, and that seems to take us squarely into the realm of psychology.

    What motivates someone to accept what they are told without additional critical thought and then to act upon it to the extent of ending the life of another or making decisions that are ultimately harmful to themselves?

    It may be fear. Fear of some (also unproven) eternal damnation after the end of thier own life. (In the case of faith.) Or fear of the ending of their life. (In the case of the spin and manipulation regarding the 'terrorist threat' and who is responsible.)

    It may be out of a desire to belong, a sense of identification with an accepting group, or a desire to gain approval of others. (This applies to both religious and ideological/nationalistic structures.)

    It may be a lack of critical thinking skills, or a lack of information. (As in your example of the flat earth or sun revolves around the earth.) These reasons may have made sense during the middle-ages, but not today.

    It may be self-delusion or self-denial.

    Or it may just be general studidity.

    In any case, I don't have the answers, and I accept that the motivations may be different for each individual. I just know that I'm not willing to suspend my disbelief without being given some reason grounded in the basics of physics, natural laws, truth, or at least something that doesn't blatantly fly in the face of common sense (ok, I know that it's not all that common).

    I'll cut a little more slack in my suspension of disbelief about the motivations of people as I know there are a wide range of human responses, but it's still disturbing when those motivations are not consistent over time or explained by some changing event. In the case of movies, I'll also cut some slack if it's intended to be camp, fantasy, or is really, really entertaining.

    The suspension of disbelief in movies is certainly less significant than in day-to-

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    1. Re:Sorry, a little off-topic... or is it? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I'm actually going to save and print this entire thread. I had a few examples in mind (mostly scientific) but I didn't mention them. The cool thing is how you explicitly came out with the *psychology* of the thing, which I didn't feel like getting into at the time (it's old news to me). The part about "the desire to belong... or gain approval" really struck a nerve with me for some reason. As a geek I very well remember getting beaten up and stuffed into my locker after the game by my own team, even after making a few winning saves. That was 20 years ago, and I still allow it to affect my thinking.

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  103. Internal consistency by alexo · · Score: 1

    What really bothered me in the movie is the scene where the agents make Neo's mouth disappear.

    I mean, if they can excert that kind of control over the human residents of the matrix, why don't they do it more often? Why limit it to a one time acare tactic?

    The article also ignores that inconsistency.

    1. Re:Internal consistency by OblvnDrgn · · Score: 1

      They can also take over anyone at will, making any other form of control a tad unnecessary. Except, of course, for certain people... the ones who have been disconnected from the Matrix. To put it another way, they can't control the people they really want to get out, and they can manipulate anyone else, and do so often.

      Besides, they're running a perfect little simulation here, and going around ripping off people's mouths would interrupt that. Maybe all the "alien abduction" dreams in the Matrix are actually Agents inserting bugs.

      Oh, and if you're asking why didn't they do any other type of control to Neo, well, they were using him to get at the more important people.

  104. different humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The free-range humans aren't their energy source. Their energy source are vat-grown humans who spend their entire lives suspended in fluid and recieving their oxygen through tubes.

    The only time a human would be exposed to air is if they were released from their pods by another human.

  105. Hear. Hear. by r2ravens · · Score: 1

    You've hit the nail right on its head. I wish I had moderator points right now. Of course, I couldn't use them because I just posted this to this article, which leans a little more to the philosophical than the political, but is still right on the same track.

    A quote from my post: I'd like to see movies serve only as temporary relief from the need to think critically, but I fear that with our increased consumption they are becoming a training tool to eliminate critical thinking, or perhaps to desensitise us to how uncritically we approach daily life. After all, an uncritically thinking electorate is a malleable electorate

    But you've conveyed the message in a more concise and insightful way than I could have. Kudos to you!

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    1. Re:Hear. Hear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You've hit the nail right on its head. I wish I had moderator points right now.

      If you only moderate up those posts you agree with then you're just as much part of the problem with regards to "uncritical thinking".

  106. Hello: Reality check required! by bigt_littleodd · · Score: 1
    The entire Matrix world plays on the age-old concept of solipsism. This is, IMHO, one of the main reasons that it is so popular.

    When Neo experiences deja vu concerning the black cat, that just contributes to the "suspension of disbelief" that is required when viewing ANY science fiction story.

    The Matrix is not any more "real" than UT or Quake or Myst.

    It is a *story*, set in a make-believe world, with make-believe characters. Don't get so wrapped up in it.

    Unless, of course, you actually took the red pill.

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  107. Break. Me. Give. by blair1q · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The Matrix is a piece of crap.

    It has no theme and no continuity.

    You could find in it justification for defining the Big Bang as the combination of two grease molecules in a stain on a Jack in the Box bag.

    Don't mod this as flamebait. The article was flamebait.

  108. The Red Pill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    from article...

    So, how does the active pill, the red one, work? Since virtual aspirin can work as a painkiller, the avatar's software module must be able to accept instructions to cancel out any given sensory input. Evidently, the red pill gives the avatar a blanket command to cancel all such input.

    To me this is all ass backwards... The Red Pill taken in the virtual world CAN'T interact with the physical body...

    I can't believe the matrix would leave such a gaping backdoor in place that would allow input to be cut off to an avatar (hey, I work for security company...)

    However, what I can believe is that the Red Pill is code that once "taken" by the avatar can identify it's address and "simulate" the avatar, address and all. We all know what happens when you get two machines on the network with the same address... I believe this sets off the chain of events and that what actually occurs is:

    - Red Pill assumes avatar address
    - Matrix detects duplicate address and runs diagnostics which interrupt information flow to avatar / human
    - Human senses real surroundings and physically starts to disconnect
    - Matrix detects human disconnected (not functioning properly)
    - and ejects them

    I can't believe I just spent this much time on something that means nothing... but dammit I'm right!!! :-)

  109. humans need the Matrix to survive by bahamutirc · · Score: 1

    Humans will probably need something like the Matrix to survive. Left to our own, we'd probably destroy ourselves by nuclear war, biological/chemical disaster, eventual depletion of natural resources, or something not yet forseeable. With a system like the Matrix, this could be prevented, allowing the human race to survive indefinitely, or at least a lot longer.

    Food for thought.

  110. Source of food by Aexia · · Score: 1

    I got the impression that dead humans weren't the *only* source of food for humans in the Matrix; it's was just a major component.

  111. Cow flesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's alot more efficient to eat raw grains and vegetative matter, but instead, we feed the cows the vegetative matter and then we eat the cows.

    Same thing in the Matrix. The AI likes the 'taste' of human energy, even if it is less efficient. So they will go through great effort to cultivate this energy.

  112. blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    move on.

  113. Speaking of red pills... by gmezero · · Score: 1

    I was watching Total Recall the other night and noticed that at one point the bad guys try to give Arnold's character a Red Pill and tell him that if he takes it, it will allow him to wake up and return to reality. Hmmm... I wonder...

  114. Archetypes by bj8rn · · Score: 1
    The wise old man, the apparition (or anima) and all the other things is what Jung calls archetypes - ideas that have been around for thousands of years, ideas that we carry in our genes, if you may. Jung talks about collective unconcious, which consists of these archetypes we all use as a structure of the world.

    Matrix has a lot of archetypes and mythology in it, so does, for example, LOTR and even Harry Potter. I don't think it's a coincidence, that they are so popular - people like them, because they recognize in them what they have carried in them all the time. None of these three mentioned movies/books have (arguably) much of a story, but they are so full of symbols that you don't even notice it...

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    Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    1. Re:Archetypes by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      None of these three mentioned movies/books have (arguably) much of a story, but they are so full of symbols that you don't even notice it...

      I'm curious as to what you think a story is. Certainly in the Robert McKee sense, they all have very strong stories.

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  115. On human beings as power source... by UrGeek · · Score: 1

    ...that has GOT to be a lie. The care and feeding of human beings has GOT to require so much more power than they produce - we are energy sinks in the long run, not energy producers. And as for human brains as processing power, no, no, no, no, NO - chips of silcon, or diamond or whatever has got to be more efficient for a machine intelligence. It only makes sense for the machine to keep the humans because they want an audience! They began as servants of humankinds and I think that directive, as misguided as it became, it still strong in their programming, so they continue to nuture, preserve, and control the humanity of the "The Matrix" out of habit more than anything else. Or maybe a sense of purpose. I bet the "coppertop" reason will fall in one of the sequels.

  116. Stable fusion by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    Actually the challenge with stable fusion isn't the huge amounts of energy required to jumpstart the process, its the matter of not blowing the fuck out of yourself once it starts.

    And that might take a bit of work. I guess the most common idea right now is a torus magnetic field to control the plasma, which would probably take plenty of energy. But that doesn't prevent us nessecarily from discovering other methods, like say a microgravity photon conversion system (sure its inefficient and unworkable, but so is everything else these days).

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  117. The One == Unix Root by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe that the article missed the most obvious technology parallel: The guy who could change The Matrix could have easily given anyone else superuser priveledges, and he did so to Neo when he was born. This is what makes him The One. He didn't realise it until he started overwriting Agent Smith's process space, or maybe he was just a member of the "wheel" group and he was "su"'d by The Oracle when he went to see her (the cookies probably worked by being a trojan horse and tweaking Neo's data stream to make him feel better).

    While I'm on a Matrix rant:

    I've always thought the concept of "death" in cyberspace to be retarded. I mean, come on. Who's going to build a piece of computer equipment that could kill them through normal operation. Nobody. Or at least no-one who'd be around long enough to get anyone else to give it a go. This "kill the user" feature must have been deliberately added by the machines, and it stands to reason that the very first thing you'd do apon "hacking the matrix" would be to remove or disable that feature.

    Maybe I need to get out more.

  118. Duracell Commercial scene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loved that scene. Remember, the one where he explains that we are being used as Copper Top (tm) batteries.

    Wouldn't cows work better than humans?

  119. Personal Image by led_belly · · Score: 0

    Another Question: Presuming Neo (or any of the others) had never seen an image of himself before, how did he have an accurate concept of the way he looked before being 'freed' from the matrix? ie: the way he looked in the matrix was exactly the same as the way he looked in 'real life' (aside from the shaved head).

    An interesting idea may have been to have the 'sleeper' and the matrix versions look totally different. It would have made more sense. Unless, of coure, it is something to be approached in the sequel.

  120. My rationalisation o fthe Oracle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not actually a human. A viral code that checks to see if it is compatible with the system it is interfacing with (the wetware of the hopefuls). The oracle was left there by the original Neo to try to evolve a program capable of kicking the Matrix out of kilter with the human reasoning, and therefore creating people with semi-magical powers.

    The knocking over of the vase was a test to see if the virus/Oracle could influence the subconscious of Neo (the current one), and since she soulc, she knew that this was a possible candidate for a replicated host. Giving him a checkup merely allowed the Oracle to double check, and see what changes in the Matrix for him was necessary. Since it's hard to work out how to do this, the Orcle usually fails.

  121. Hyperion by arevos · · Score: 1

    There was a book series that started off with "Hyperion" (I forget the author), which at a system of portals for hopping from planet to planet that was controled by the AIs. The crux was that whenever a human entered a portal, they'd grab his or her brain for a bit and use it for some calculations. The portal system was so widespread that people used it many times a day; some even had homes with rooms upon different planets.

    Later on in the series, this system is destroyed, and the machines try to harvest computing power by force, planning for a matrix-like system where humans are stored in a massive underground labyrinth and used solely for number crunching. The reason why the AIs needed such calculating power was that most of them were obsessed with creating a Deus Ex Machina; a computer that was omniscient. This decision was probably influenced by fact that said ultimate computer was communicating to them from the future, and sending some, small nasty things back into the past to aid it's ancestors/creators.

    1. Re:Hyperion by kliklik · · Score: 1

      The author is Dan Simmons.

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    2. Re:Hyperion by arevos · · Score: 1

      Gah! I have no idea what I was trying to write for the first sentence of that, but I suspect lack of coffee was responsible for my utterly terrible grammar. Pay no attention to me :)

  122. From Allegory to Madness - Matrix vs Terminator by Nightlight3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The allegory is only the first step of the Neo's adventure. Once he realized that the 'real world' is a model playing out in his brain (which is correct), he flips out (following white rabbit, like Alice in Wonderland) and descends into a paranoid schizophrenia. This is similar to Terminator story (or Alices' story), except that in the Terminator, the madness of the female hero (also inhereted by her son) is more explicit.

    The tip-off that it is a madness are the difficulties in maintaining plausibility and logical coherence of the 'reality' the hero believes in. His limited knowledge of sciences, history and almost everything else, limits his psychotic model to the domain he is most familiar with -- a model by programmer has the computer as the basis of his scheme of the world. The rest, which he doesn't understand, is incoherently patched up (like humans as the energy source). His upbringing in the college PeeCee brainwash shows through the role of the ecology and the predictable multicultural racial and gender stereotyping in his model (which is the two parameter function, where one axis is skin/hair pigment, the other axis is testosterone -- increasing levels of skin/hair pigment and/or lower testosterone imply greater intelligence, wisdom, goodness,... lower pigment and/or larger testosterone imply dumber, more machine-like and more evil).

  123. My Take On The Essay by royal+minstrel · · Score: 1

    This article was fairly interesting up to the final "question" he addressed, of machines and consciousness. Most of that was incredibly superficial and not very insightful. The quantum elements were slightly interesting, thouh hardly novel.

    However, where this really fell apart to me was at the end, when he described Agent Smith's questioning of Morpheus as an example where Smith "appeared" conscious but "betrayed" his lack of consciousness.

    First of all, he claims the statement, "The smell, if there is such a thing..." shows that Smith logically must question whether taste exists, not being able to experience it himself. However, that seems to be at best merely an assumption that that's what Smith was doing and, at worst, a huge stretch. I might, myself, say that, "This city has a smell of fear. That smell, if such a thing exists, is everywhere." That doesn't mean I question the existence of the concept of smell, but merely am not sure if there is such a thing as a "smell" of fear. It's the attempt to descibe an undescribable sensation and, at the same time, questioning your attempt at description's validity.

    He goes on to say that Agent Smith saying he can "taste your stink," is an example of Agent Smith being unable to differentiate sensations and that, being unsentient, automatically works from the premise that sensations are all fungible, like raw information. Talk about taking prose incredibly literally. It makes me wonder whether the author is, in fact, an android. If speaking of manipuating one sense with another was an example of inhuman lack of understanding of subjective experience, then half a million poets that live among us are actually non-human computers, which is extremely disturbing. A poetic request of a woman to "Give me one last taste of the sweet tones of your voice," should attract Turing police to take away the requestor for android destruction, beyond the crime of trite poetry. This is another incredibly weak piece of evidence.

    Finally, the author justifies all these things Agent Smith says thusly: "Smith is mimicking human behavior as a tactic to trick Morpheus into cooperation."

    Wanting to trick Morpheus into cooperation suggests motives and desires. It suggests wants and long-term goals. These seem like rather conscious aspects. In fact, the author leaves completely unaddressed why, if all these Matrix adminstration are unsentient programs, they want to rule Earth, why they want to win out over the human rebels, or even more basically, why they want to survive. All these wants seem like the desires of a conscious entity. It definitely seems like a troubling enough problem to his premise that he should have addressed it.

    Had he not delved into those issues of the consciousness, or lack thereof, of the Matrix administration, the article would have been an interesting read on the ideas behind some of the plot devices. The discussion on the phone booths to enter and exit was quite well executed. However, this final part to his essay seemed amateurish and incomplete, which ruined the overall subjective experience of the paper! :)

    1. Re:My Take On The Essay by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      He goes on to say that Agent Smith saying he can "taste your stink," is an example of Agent Smith being unable to differentiate sensations and that, being unsentient, automatically works from the premise that sensations are all fungible, like raw information.

      Other than, of course, the fact that, in humans at least, if not all animals, taste and smell are linked; hence the old 'pinch your nose shut to eat something yucky' trick and what not.

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  124. Re:It's all [the Form of the] good! by snilloc · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure the Republic is a good choice for an intro Philosophy class. Actually, what I rather like about the Republic is that it is relatively tidy and understandable... compared to some of the convoluted stuff that other philosophers have constructed. The Republic doesn't require the understanding of too many abstract concepts. If you have some basic understanding of the Forms (And what knowledge Form of the Good would mean) then you're most of the way there.

    It just seems like a waste of a semester - an intermediate level class could easily cover that work in less than a month. Your introductory semester could have been used to cover more topics that were more interesting, perhaps prompting one to seek a further study of philosophy.

    But you're right about needing context, and about needing professors to talk about it to really understand it.

  125. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I would like to see him break down "The Core". I have had many sleepless nights worrying about whether the Earth's core will stop spinning, spawning giant explosive lightning bolt storms that blow up everything.

    PS - I didn't actually see the movie, the commercials were disturbing enough.

  126. "The Matrix" was a rumor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..everybody was talking about. This is the basic starting point of the book which the movie failed to show. The fact that humans were used as an energy source was just a secondary device by the author to move on with the plot. The basic theme is not "what humans were used for" but that "freedom is in your mind", etc.

    So, Peter B. Lloyd is basically offtopic. I mod Peter B. Lloyd and his study at -1.

    But the question is: what would happen if you took BOTH the red AND the blue pill.

  127. Relax by blankmange · · Score: 1
    If I remember correctly, this is movie we are discussing here....

    I skimmed the article referenced here and then read through a majority of the postings about the article.... It is just a movie, guys Just like trekkies or Star Wars fanatics (do they have a nickname?) or LOTR droolers, most of you are making way too much out of this motion picture.

    This was a script written by a couple of guys who used some originality, but also some previously-used themes/ideas/etc and shot it with some kewl effects/cinematography/etc...... please don't forget the one (1) purpose of the matrix... profit for Warner Brothers...not your enlightenment, not the creation of a new geek religion, but to hook you into watching/buying their movie and the next two....

    (now stepping off of soap box....)

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  128. In the sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sequel "The Gaytrix" reveals that the Matrix is controlled by Macs running Linux.

  129. One line killed it for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Matrix might have been a more memorable film if it wasn't for the one line:

    Woah. I know Kung-fu.

    That ruined the whole SoD thing for me...

  130. "suspension of disbelief" and flat-earthers by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

    At one time, the Earth was substantially flat.

    Actually, the idea that most people believed the earth was flat is a true "willful suspension of disbelief". Some quick sources I found googling are here here and here

    Obviously the 'who started the myth' question does not have a clear answer, and there have been groups that have believed the Earth to be flat (such as the Hebrews, apparently). But there are so many things that give evidence of the earth's roundness (easy example: stand on a tall hill and look towards the horizon) that of course most people have never believed the Earth to be flat. Saying otherwise is usually just standard "Isn't (Western) modern man so clever and civilized!" propoganda.

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    There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. -- Francis Bacon
    1. Re:"suspension of disbelief" and flat-earthers by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Hrmmmm, that's news to me. Thanks for the info, I may stand corrected. I still have to wonder how many other areas these things apply to, however. Modern physics immediately comes to mind, along with a whole host of philosophies.

      My whole standpoint (personally) is that our observation, logic, and response is a machine-in-itself (deus ex machina anyone?) and it needs to admit the possibility of being totally wrong, and this gets all tangled up in maintaining the status quo.

      A good example would be the google findings you recently gave. I may have been totally wrong about the flat-earth thing (it was a convenient example) but it *is* what I remember from school.

      On a related note, I don't really think we're all that clever in modern times. No, I can't substantiate any of that at the moment, but I seriously think that ancient people are not given enough credit for intelligence. I can see no reason to believe that somebody from 4000 years ago was more or less intelligent. Perhaps (I think) it all comes down to their tools and their means of expressing what they found. *IF their belief system supported it.* Do we have a language for these things, or many different languages? What are the limits of a language, and its interactions with minds?

      Again, "Spirit-in-the-machine", anyone? What is the spirit that drives your mental machine?

      I'm not trolling or anything here, I really think questions like these need to be dealt with. Thanks for the info again.

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    2. Re:"suspension of disbelief" and flat-earthers by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      I do actually agree completely with your basic point. Too late after I posted I realized I probably should have noted that, my apologies. You can even look at my post as defending your point, in a skewed way, as you note.

      No, I can't substantiate any of that at the moment, but I seriously think that ancient people are not given enough credit for intelligence.
      I couldn't agree more. So much of our knowledge is around to preserve the status quo, as you state, to make us believe in this whole meme of PROGRESS, I think.

      You make excellent points.

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      There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. -- Francis Bacon
  131. Terminology of the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's why the Matrix is so popular:
    1) The system. Being inside the system.
    2) Elements. Players of the system. Trapped.
    3) Change. Jumping from system to system.
    4) Stable. Rules of the game do not change.
    3) Hofstadter. Stepping out of the system.
    4) Portals. Gateways between systems.
    5) Conflict. Struggle of good and evil.
    6) Subspaces. Matrix is part of the real world.
    7) Magic. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    8) Limits. Rules of the system. Breaking the rules. Using the rules.
    9) Oracle. Power to find the correct answer.
    10) Djinn. Power to modify and change.
    11) God. Lack of power to modify and change.
    12) Master/slave. Power to control.
    13) Creation. Power to create.
    14) Destruction. Power to destruct.
    15) Inverses cancel.
    16) Choice. Red or Blue. Darkness and the light.
    17) Errors. The cat. Unwanted side effects. Deja-fu. Timeless way of building.
    18) Gödel. The system is not perfect. Ever.
    19) Russel. Local rules. Beating the paradoxes. Types.
    20) Substitute. Smith to replace a player.
    21) Time. Execution. Change.
    22) Composition. Chaining. State of the system.
    23) Counting. Cardinals. Numbers.
    24) Hero. The one with the power.
    25) Leads-to. Dark side of the force. Modus ponens. The god complex. Absurd.
    26) Ideals. Freedom. Breaking the chains. Truth.
    27) Base. Zero. Origo.
    28) Step. One. Unit. The one.
    29) The end. Normal form. End of time. Wrong tool.
    30) Hom. Inner. Implies.

    Count which ones you find from the movie.
    The rules of good stories, logic, math, the Matrix.

  132. A good book by robbo · · Score: 1


    By far the most interesting and enlightening book I've read about consciousness, the brain, and whether computers can be conscious is Douglas Hofstadter's Godel, Escher, Bach.

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  133. Dying in the Matrix by aswang · · Score: 1
    (and other nitpicks on human anatomy and physiology)

    (Minor point: contrary to what the article states, the neonate actually has more synapses than an older child. Extensive pruning of synapses occurs as the baby matures. The pruning is what makes the synapses useful. Otherwise the brain would simply remain a chaotic tangle of fibers sending random electrical impulses to each other-- pathophysiologically similar to a generalized seizure disorder.)

    Is it the diaphragm or the heart that kills you?

    What probably happens when the avatar dies is that the person probably stops breathing first. The heart and the gut can continue to function without any input from the brain, but the diaphragm cannot. Once you stop breathing, you have about 6-8 minutes before your blood starts desaturing with regards to oxygen, beyond which the dearth of oxygen starts to irreversibly damage your heart and brain. This might explain why Neo starts fibrillating--this doesn't happen to healthy normal people just because they are experiencing an anxiety attack, but it does happen if you start running out of oxygen.

    It could very well be that the Matrix actually sends a signal to directly paralyze the diaphragm.

    An easy way to get around this is to put the real person on a ventilator. Though maybe the rebels just don't have a ventilator, or even someone with the ability to intubate people.

    Alternatively, what can happen is that the Matrix sends a signal that disrupts the sympathetic nervous system, sending the body into neurogenic shock, and eventually causing the heart to fail, but this would take a longer time to kill someone.

    What this can't explain, however, is why people die if they get abruptly disconnected from the Matrix. Provided that you aren't paralyzed, the natural drive to breathe should kick in.

    1. Re:Dying in the Matrix by Pelam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is common thematic in many cyberspace stories.

      ie. the physical body dies when the mental projection experiences something nasty.

      This used to bug me sometimes while reading fiction :)

      Best "explanation" I came up with is that advanced cyberspaces actually replicate part of the persons mind with some hardware somewhere. (This would kind of eliminate lag as we know it ;)

      Then the function of the cranial plug or whatever
      is to keep the natural counterpart in sync with the simulation.
      (Inaccurate or partial simulation also requires information the other way.)

      Now we can explain those "body can't live without the mind" statements. The mind is actually away in some sense and the "natural" mind is not functioning normally. When the connection to the simulation is terminated without proper protocol, the natural mind is unable to resume where the simulation left off.

      Amazing what you can come up with when your imagination hit's a snag. I'm slightly proud
      of my self for getting this improbable idea :)

    2. Re:Dying in the Matrix by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      The usual trick in 'cyberpunk' is that because the computer is directly interfacing with your brain, 'lethal feedback' can be pumped into your brain, frying it.

      Some, such as Shadowrun, have provisions for putting 'fuses' or 'filters,' or even running with a non-direct-neural-interface, but that slows you down.

      Remember, they have that giant spike plugged directly into the backs of their heads; if your filesystem has trouble with an incorrect shutdown proceedure, think about your poor brain.....

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  134. Good point by Pelam · · Score: 1

    *feeling hypocrite* (Just speculated about mechanics of cyberspace ;)

    The amount of useful brain cycles I put to speculating about details of some stories (also movies, etc.)
    I read long ago is terrifying.

    All those seconds could have been used to
    some fun, creative or real work.
    (Or even helping the fellow man)
    *sigh*

    Somehow I feel that many of those stories, while (no denying it) very entertaining and interesting
    are now some kind of bagage of clutter I can't shake off.

    They have very little connection to the
    actual world I'm living in and now contribute very
    little to anything...

  135. +1 Much More Precise [!TextBelow] by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

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  136. Most people that watched the Matrix didn't listen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, Morpheus said he didn't know when the humans and machines united, but he said "It was us that scorched the sky." He is quoted after previously stating that the machines and humans united. This could mean several things, such as the machines were needed to be our acting agents or to protect us from an environmental issue, such as "us that scorched the sky," or it was a preemptive union to prevent a possible catastrophe that has been documented in science journals; meteor showers, nuclear war, plague, unusual solar flares, flying elephants [politicians] and donkies [more politicians] shitting on everyone.

    From other slashdotters, I continually see the typical ignorance from people not studying the impact of the words and actions, instead predominantly watching the kung-fu. From the script [storyline], I receive the idea that the Matrix is subordinate to humans, and is meant to maintaine and pacify our existance in a virtual world due to some condition of the real world, but in the movie the Matrix's agents are required to keep the peace in the Matrix and this means doing whatever possible to prevent anyone outside from causing an effect inside, which the Matrix's agents are simply not fast enough for a human's brain impulses, lest the Matrix's agents are a part of the Matrix's beowulf cluster and must share the system processing resources: this means if grandma is throwing knives, instead of knitting, the [Matrix] agents can't always have good branch prediction of a moving out-of-sync object.

    To explain why the red pill and blue pill have effect, same as the telephone booths, when everyone knows they don't exist; it is an issue with the human conciousness and its flawed implementation in the actual Matrix: the Matrix is a virtual world that administers its users/participants/entities both inside and outside. Ask yourself, how does a Unix system add an account? First, you need someone to put you in; and as we know, Morpheus and a few others already have the implants to interface with the Matrix all-the-while Tank and Dozer do not have such (they were naturally born). Just as it does in the Matrix; someone on the outside is authenticated (the Matrix must be designed by MCSE's, because they assume anyone with a Windows Key (implant) is a logical Windows lease; resources in system [Matrix] recognize and validate the user, and the user appears by whatever source. Apparently, in the Matrix, a telephone is a privileged device where those on the outside with valid accounts in the Matrix (recognition by mere use, thus implied MS Windows Key) are able to broadcast a [pirate] signal into the Matrix. Further because the cross-communication of a teletype device in the Matrix somehow construes the Matrix world into accepting the [virus] pirate participants, they are having a worldly presence in the Matrix. The pirates modulate a virtual presence into the Matrix, and of which requires and confuses and paralizes the human mind and soul to the every flaw and conciousness of the Matrix: You will die outside if you die in the Matrix.

    That clear?

  137. Matrix overloaded... by stevenp · · Score: 1

    Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 180 seconds exceeded in ../mindx/common.inc on line 85
    Matrix overloaded...

  138. Re:Starship Troopers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the AI software runs more efficiently on a meat substrate than on a silicon one (perhaps some bizarre property of the human brain which we haven't yet discovered makes it congenial for this). You say "why do the machines keep the humans around", as if there were separate silicon boxen around somewhere, running the AI program, using the humans just to regulate the messy controlled fusion stuff. I'd say it's more likely that the _only_ processing systems in the Matrix are the brains of the captive humans. The AI are not "machines", they are software, and that software presumably runs more easily on a beowulf cluster of repurposed human brains than it does on traditional computers.

  139. The look by geekoid · · Score: 1

    one could speculate that the robots are programmed not to kill humans, except if the humans are endangering the rogots existence.

    When the agents are trying to break morpheus, after they inject him, he exchanges a look with the other AI, and the injection has no effect. I speculate that some AI's want the humans to live, and be free.

    They are AI, so there is no reason why some couldn't have a different opinions.

    " and the power of their minds thus causes their bodies to be sustained as if it were actually happening"
    then how could brain dead individuals servive on just intervienous drip?

    how can someone die without knowing what hit them?

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  140. My explanation for the `existence' of the Matrix by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    I know, no one cares about the reasons, but that battery scene in the movie just completely ruined it for me (and it was too loud, but anyway).

    Maybe a more reasonable explanation for the existence of the Matrix and the need for humans to wake up and do something, would be if say, in the not so distant future the Earth really does get too polluted and star travel is infeasible. The existing population decides to build this facility where everyone can all be part of a virtual world where everything is nice, peachy and comfortable, as a way to minimize energy use (everyone fits neatly in a small space that does not require much heating or cooling and eats very little). This sounds like a great idea so most everyone joins up and the simulation starts.

    After a few years or generations people forget the ugly real world altogether. That's when machines that were supposed to look after the simulation become uppity and start having ideas of their own, such as for example having plans to halt the simulation and kill everybody, once they have complete control over it, which isn't just yet.

    A few people who had refused to join the simulation somehow become aware of this fact. The task is to wake up everybody to fix the problem before the rogue machines kill them.

    You would have a largely still neutral Matrix with some Humans trying to find out how to alert everybody of the fact of the existence of the Matrix (they don't have the instruction manual so they must work a homegrown solution) and a number of rogue AI trying to take over the whole lot, starting with neutralizing the independent Humans. Basically you would have two factions with independent super-human powers in this simulation with most everything else looking normal, but this time with some consistency.

    The story would be largely untouched but it may be a bit more beliveable than the energy bit.

  141. whiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    p.s. it was m2'd "Fair"

  142. It is an excellent article... by LionMage · · Score: 1

    ...but I took issue with a couple points made by Mr. Lloyd. I have a lengthy discussion of it over on my journal, but basically, I thought his discussion of consciousness and artificial intelligence was a bit flawed. Also, while I agree with his assertion that the machines of the Matrix would probably rely more heavily on cold fusion than human biothermal/bioelectric energy, I doubt that the machines would throw away the biothermal/bioelectric energy generated by the humans plugged into the Matrix. Indeed, that energy would probably be used to offset the cost of keeping things running.

    If Lloyd had spent less time hand-waving about quantum mechanics and consciousness (and reading way, way too much into a couple lines spoken by Agent Smith during Morpheus' interrogation), the article would have been far better. As it is, Lloyd came across as a kind of philosophy snob.