I dunno. Jokes don't make me laugh much. I've got the sort of deranged sense of humour that most people don't appreciate, or understand. For example, today I said:
"You know what's really funny? When people fall over and can't get up again.". We (my friend and myself) just sat there and laughed for 10 minutes. Everybody else just looked at us funny and grinned nervously.
TAIWAN: PLZ GIVE US ALL OF UR SRC CODEZ
MICROSOFT: OMG!!11!! FUK U!
TAIWAN: OMG WE CULD CONBINE ARE SKILLZ AND BE ElITE!
MICROSOFT: OMG!!!! YES!!11!!!!!!!
Oh no.
I want to grab Sega, Nokia, and the inbred teens who STAND IN MY DAMN WAY BECAUSE THEY NEED TO SHOW OFF THEIR CELLPHONE'S LATEST FEATURE TO TRY AND IMPRESS THEIR EQUALLY INCESTUALLY FATHERED FRIENDS, and shout "NO." down their ears until they bleed.
Phones have a purpose - to make calls. Not to put games and crap on and try to pass them on as good features. That's plain crap. If you need to play a game on the train, buy a game boy. You'll only spend most of the battery life showing it to people who don't give a shit.
Is 3 times as expensive as something as cheap as paper really that much of a problem for a new technology like this? Compared to most, this isn't so bad.
..is that it gives all the new wave of (pop) nu-metal & alternative bands who claim to be "all about the music" a kick in the pants when they start complaining about losing money.
"Yeah man, we is da hardcore, we is all about the music.
But the money is nice too."
..memorising the slashdot servers IP address in case of total DNS meltdown?
Seriously, if the DNS system was totally destroyed, would you be able to think of any IP addresses by memory to get you in contact with other net people?
A company offering telephony related services has enough to sort out without having to use a non-established(for telephony) platform. If other operating systems have already proved suitable and reliable in this field, then why should they increase their workload by working out how to do it on Linux?
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Heh.
"My God, an opinion! Quick, mod that man down!"
Am I alone in thinking..
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..that this is just the worst thing ever? What a bunch of sad acts they must be over at Xandros.
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Ahh. Looks like somebody failed his MCSE.
I dunno. Jokes don't make me laugh much. I've got the sort of deranged sense of humour that most people don't appreciate, or understand. For example, today I said: "You know what's really funny? When people fall over and can't get up again.". We (my friend and myself) just sat there and laughed for 10 minutes. Everybody else just looked at us funny and grinned nervously.
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Well, you lose a lot of l33ticity when you convert it from a non-English language.
TAIWAN: PLZ GIVE US ALL OF UR SRC CODEZ
MICROSOFT: OMG!!11!! FUK U!
TAIWAN: OMG WE CULD CONBINE ARE SKILLZ AND BE ElITE!
MICROSOFT: OMG!!!! YES!!11!!!!!!!
Sorry.
SonicBlue: U STOLE ARE TECHNOLOGEY!!!1!!! Tivo: FUK U!! SonicBlue: OMG WE CULD CONBINE ARE SKILLZ AND BE ElITE! Tivo: OMG!!!! YES!!11!!!!!!!!
Oh no. I want to grab Sega, Nokia, and the inbred teens who STAND IN MY DAMN WAY BECAUSE THEY NEED TO SHOW OFF THEIR CELLPHONE'S LATEST FEATURE TO TRY AND IMPRESS THEIR EQUALLY INCESTUALLY FATHERED FRIENDS, and shout "NO." down their ears until they bleed. Phones have a purpose - to make calls. Not to put games and crap on and try to pass them on as good features. That's plain crap. If you need to play a game on the train, buy a game boy. You'll only spend most of the battery life showing it to people who don't give a shit.
95% of statistics are wildly inaccurate or out of context.
Is 3 times as expensive as something as cheap as paper really that much of a problem for a new technology like this? Compared to most, this isn't so bad.
..is that it gives all the new wave of (pop) nu-metal & alternative bands who claim to be "all about the music" a kick in the pants when they start complaining about losing money. "Yeah man, we is da hardcore, we is all about the music. But the money is nice too."
Hmm, most other clients still need to resolve the hostname.
..memorising the slashdot servers IP address in case of total DNS meltdown? Seriously, if the DNS system was totally destroyed, would you be able to think of any IP addresses by memory to get you in contact with other net people?
A company offering telephony related services has enough to sort out without having to use a non-established(for telephony) platform. If other operating systems have already proved suitable and reliable in this field, then why should they increase their workload by working out how to do it on Linux?
Heh. "My God, an opinion! Quick, mod that man down!"
..that this is just the worst thing ever? What a bunch of sad acts they must be over at Xandros.
Which is exactly why we'd want to be forgetting Fox news.
Has anybody noticed how the BBC news is the best mainstream source for geeky stuff?