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  1. Re:Americans are a free people: No Identity papers on Google's 'ID Validation' Is a Joke, But Not Funny · · Score: 1

    Yes, America truly is the land of the free. And Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

    Well done there. I'm off to pass the time by playing a little solitaire.

  2. Re:No, it's because the U.S. has the most to lose on Why The US Will Lose a Cyber War · · Score: 1

    They're like Battlestar Galactica, a ship with such old technology that a computer virus doesn't even phase them.
    The virus can easily do so if it just reverses the polarity.

    Oh.... you meant "faze" ?

  3. Does it vaporize? on Orange Goo Invades Alaskan Village · · Score: 1

    If so, it's probably caused by a nearby Boneshaker. Look out for zombies.

  4. Re:From Degrading to De-Grading by Alife Kohn on Computers Could Grade Essay Tests Better Than Profs · · Score: 1

    Short summary: Alfie Kohn's a jackass. Picking on just one point (6) : just how does he intend to evaluate the student's progress, capability, and absorption of knowledge?
    Grades are like the Force (TM): there's a light side and a dark side, and you need to know which is which.
    FWIW, I found great pride and satisfaction in knowing I successfully solved all the (physics or math) problems on a test. I also felt pride and satis. when a Humanities prof. gave me a high grade on a paper AND included comments explaining exactly why my work showed knowledge, insight, and interest.

    And as to (7): ok Alfie, name any area of life where the possibility of success and/or winning does *not* lead to cheating.

  5. Re:Joe Sixpack isn't even using his 1080p right on Beyond HDTV · · Score: 1

    An intelligent designer would have attached the retina to the brain directly and made the eye just move two lenses to focus an image onto it.
    Heck, why stop there? Put in a plenoptic system and allow the brain part to select what's in focus after the fact.
    Oh, and add some IR & UV sensitivity so we really actually truly can see thru women's clothes.
    (counting down to the whooosh responses...)

  6. Why "Excel" chart? on Wolfram Launches Computational Document Format · · Score: 1

    Most people have no clue how to create a chart that accurately and cleanly shows what they want it to show (Edward Tufte excepted, of course). Frankly, Excel misleads people and directs them into terrible designs or, even worse, into false designs (think of using a "line chart" when what's needed is lines in a "scatterplot."
    I sure hope Wolfram can come up with a much *better* way to generate proper charts than Microsoft ever has.

  7. Re:My Experience on Customer Asks For Itemized Bill, Verizon Tells Her To Get a Subpoena · · Score: 2

    That's when I get pissed when I hear about 'negotiating power with hospitals'. I hear idiots running around on the news yammering about that, how the US government can use 'negotiating power with hospitals' to make things cheaper.

    Fuck you assholes. Seriously, fuck you. For every dollar you negotiate cheaper, I pay more, because they won't sell me insurance, so I have to cover the damn costs that you won't.

    Can you say "Single-payer system," boys and girls? Do you dimwits even remember that Obama wanted to implement a system that covered everyone, but certain political parties killed it?

  8. Re:Only 85% on Anti-PowerPoint Party Formed In Switzerland · · Score: 1

    Now granted I don't sit through very many power point presentations, but I would think that more the 85% of people view them as useless.

    Sadly, over 95% of managers view them as priceless.

  9. Since it's a robot, the user should first ask: on Realistic Robot Designed For Dental Students · · Score: 1

    "Is it safe? "

    (A big Whoooosh to all who reply w/o knowing the source of that line)

  10. Re:TSA = Federal Government on Time To Close the Security Theater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bags do need to be searched, and passengers screened
    Says who? Did you read TFA, in particular the part about the number of deaths due to terrorist+airplanes vs. accidental deer strikes?
    There is no statistical justification for searching any bags or for any kind of passenger screening.
    Imagine this: suppose after the first WTC bombing (truck in the parking lot), some authority decided the only way to make cities safe is to stop every car, bus, and truck on the way into the city, search all occupants and their luggage, and do to the vehicle. Absolutely ridiculous? Now tell me how the airport+TSA crap is any different.

  11. Re:Who to root for... on Amazon and Barnes & Noble Jostle Over Battery Life Figures for Nook, Kindle · · Score: 1

    ,i>Given that the next page button in my original Nook broke just after the warranty period ended (which makes it a bit hard to use to read books, unless you like reading them backwards)
    I call troll on this one First of all, Nooks have two -- count 'em!--two! each of Fwd and Rev buttons. Second, once the LCD goes dormant, a swipe gesture will turn the pages for you.

  12. so a schizo computer would... on Scientists Afflict Computers With Schizophrenia · · Score: 1

    Maybe:
    % rm /tmp
    I"m sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

  13. I thought GPS demonstrated frame-dragging? on NASA Gravity Probe Confirms Two Einstein Predictions · · Score: 1

    My understanding was that (satellite-based) GPS would give you a drastically inaccurate position reading without an algorithmic correction for frame-dragging. If so, it would seem that part of Einstein's predictions were validated quite a few years ago.

  14. Re:kind of like the police on The Internet's New Alternate Reality · · Score: 1

    That was it, I just said "Yes, I believe in God." And I got slammed by at least a dozen people belittling me for my "creationism myths," "church slavery," etc etc. I wasn't try to push any of my beliefs on anyone. Seriously, why does anyone care what I believe?
    Seriously, then: it's because your belief system is quite likely to shape (or build, or warp, you pick) your view of reality. Obligatory car analogy: I want a mechanic who knows which 3rd-party manufacturers make better parts than the car company's brand-name parts, not a mechanic who believes his car company's parts are divinely perfect.

  15. Re:Or you can use Excel on Book Review: R Graphs Cookbook · · Score: 1

    I should add: I've even written a set of macros in Excel that let Excel play Pong against itself. I bring it out whenever someone says "but I can do that in Excel..." to which I say,"I can do this.... but just because you can does not mean you should." Sic semper Excel graphics.

  16. Re:Or you can use Excel on Book Review: R Graphs Cookbook · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, but if you think Excel's graphs are good for much of anything, or you think they are easy to edit and reformat, you are grossly mistaken. I'm no novice: I've written spreadsheets with named variables so I can change the content of Excel graphs by changing names or data in cells.

    Before you get snarky about R, at least take the time to find one of the web sites dedicated to displaying charts, maps, and graphs generated with R. Most of them are far beyond anything Excel can do.
    If all you want are Enterpris-ey pie charts and bar charts (both worthless pieces of crap that only make PHBs happy), then use Excel. But if you've learned enough to know the difference between a line chart and a scatterplot, time to move up to a real tool such as R, Origins, Mathematica, Numpy, etc.

  17. why do people think reimaging drives is good? on Workers Will Smash Their PCs To Get an Upgrade · · Score: 1

    See, there's this thing called "preferences." And in windows, especially w/ MSOffice, they are stuck all over the place - registry, ProgramFiles/Office/some_sub_folder, and various invisible folders in the user's home directory.
    The whole *point* of good software (not that I'm saying Office is any good) is that the user customizes the interface to maximize useability and speed.
    Then IT re-images, and my toolbars, macros, templates, etc. are gone. Dare I say "WTF!" ? Reimaging should be a last resort after IT (or someone) has done a diligent job of actually trying to fix the actual problem.

    PS: one more reason I use OSX whenever I can. Back up those Library/Prefs files, and in 10 minutes any brand-new install or computer can be used exactly like the old one. And, no, Windows' "transfer User prefs/environment" tools do not do the job right.

  18. Starfish on Journey To the Mantle of the Earth By 2020 · · Score: 1

    By Peter Watts.

    So you see, they *could* unleash a 100% killer bug (except for... well, I'm not giving away all the cool stuff in the next two volumes)

  19. then it's shitty encryption on Encrypted VoIP Meets Traffic Analysis · · Score: 2

    The definition (somewhere in the 'net archives) of encryption quality is how distinguishable the encrypted message is from random noise. Clearly setting bitrates, or any other parameter, based on the input, is not random.

    Pick a better algorithm and/or suck it up and waste a little bandwidth.

  20. Calc is NOT that hard on CS Profs Debate Role of Math In CS Education · · Score: 1

    With all due respect, I wouldn't want anyone who can't handle intro Calc (limits, derivatives, antidifferentiation, introduction to series) coming near my computer and/or network. It's not a terrifically difficult subject.

  21. fix or repair daily on Glory Satellite Lost To Taurus XL Failure · · Score: 1

    Well, duh, it WAS a Taurus...

  22. it's been tried, ya know: on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    They changed the start/end date of DST in the US of A rather recently. Epic fail. Aside from the pain it caused all the computers and hard-programmed wristwatches (you know, those pieces of jewelry people wore before everyone had a cell phone), it did absolutely bupkis for the economy, and not even anything for SaveTheChildren(TM) with respect to daylight at school bus stops.
    Changing DST by any amount, or deleting it, will not help anything and will cause trouble.

  23. Re:Sigh on Pope Promotes Christian Netiquette · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the anti-Christian rhetoric poorly disguised as anti-religious-in-general rhetoric. That's popular too these days.
    Just wondering: how the heck did this get up-modded? It's a blatant troll and completely false in any case. If it were true, you could identify, say, Jews or Muslims or Protestants (since people who call themselves "Christians" are generally Papists) who argue against religion as a "screened attack" on Catholics.

  24. it's all OT.... I know, this is /. on Apple Pulls VLC Media Player From AppStore · · Score: 1

    But, really: I skimmed 2 pages of posts and couldn't even find "VLC" anywhere.
    Can't you at least *try* to stay OT?

    (and, no, I'm not new here. Just having an especially frustrated idealist moment)

  25. how does it compare to the other t-word propellant on New Molecule Could Lead To Better Rocket Fuel · · Score: 1

    Does it have the power of thiotimoline ?