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  1. A Simple Request on Congress To Consider Age Limits On Violent Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please add a rider prohibiting marketing, sales, and playing to and by persons over 30 years of age. I've been putting off an awful lot of chores. Besides, my thumbs are starting to hurt. Thanks.

  2. Thank God! on Girls not Going into CS · · Score: 1, Funny
    Imagine if women dominated CS!

    Compilers would keep complaining about a mistake you made twenty versions ago.

    And debuggers would refuse to say anything except "If you don't know what's wrong, I'm not going to tell you!"

  3. The biggest problems on Lab-Grown Steak · · Score: 0
    The biggest problems being nutrient delivery to thick meat and exercise for the sedentary slabs

    Just add paying rent, and you have to story of my life.

  4. Had enough? on The Joystick Is The Root of All Evil · · Score: 1

    This will surely make the videogame industry say "No maus! no maus!"

  5. Mandrake supporters? on Mandrake Appealing to Community, Again · · Score: 1
    Looks like a good time to help recruit Mandrake supporters for the Club.

    Wouldn't that make them Mandrake Rooters?

  6. Re:Not Feasible on Would a Boycott of the MPAA/RIAA Help Matters? · · Score: 1
    Wow, you're right! I know this sounds lame, but I total missed that.

    I've been an on-and-off subscriber - mostly on - for a long time now, and I've really enjoy exploring different artists and styles... but maybe I made a mistake using emusic.

    Well, that sucks. I'm going to have to give this some thought. Given your nick I doubt you care :) but thanks for the clue anyway.

  7. Re:slashdotted on Dashboard Linux - 1 Year Later · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you mean how far you get per gallon?

  8. Re:Not Feasible on Would a Boycott of the MPAA/RIAA Help Matters? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you only boycot the things that you already don't like, it isn't a boycott. That's called "not being a customer".

    The message of a boycott is to say "Even though I like the product, even though I'm your target market, I hate what you're doing so much, I'll suffer to cause you pain".

    Without that message, what are you saying? That you don't like them? That you don't respect them? They don't care if you like them! Unless you're willing to make it an ultimatum - change or else - they'll just tweak the product, the marketing, or the pricing until you give in.

    Also, its a fallacy that huge numbers have to be involved. Remember, profits = revenue - expenses. The expenses are roughly the same for movies and music, regardless of numbers. So every dollar lost to revenue tends to directly effect profits. Turn off %10, even %5 and believe me they will feel it. Give that money to a non-offending vendor like Emusic (the one I use) and they'll feel it twice.

  9. Don't be like us stupid Americans! on Kiwi Flight Before the Wright Brothers? · · Score: 1
    Don't be like us stupid Americans! Read some history!

    Here, for example, is a collection of essays on the Wright Brothers from the U.S. Centennial of Flights Commission.

    Especially good is "Things Are Looking Up", which tells how Orville proved himself to the skeptical French, and

    Glenn Curtiss and the Wright Patent Battles, which detail how the Smithsonian and the AEA, a group founded by Alexader Graham Bell, tried to take the fruits of the Wrights' genius.

    Actually, there are plenty other sites out there, since the first century of powered flight is coming to a close. Read them all! But don't dis the Wright brothers. Their remarkable accomplishments were just as hard-won as anyone's.

  10. Actually, it's all about the lawyers on Kiwi Flight Before the Wright Brothers? · · Score: 1
    Your post makes the Wrights sound like big-city sharpies. "Hey, take a picture", said Orville. "That'll really put the screws to those Kiwies!"

    The truth was quite different. Various big-money groups like the Smithsonian and the Aerial Experiment Association (AEA), a group founded by Alexander Graham Bell in 1907, tried hard to screw the Wrights, shy and naive mid-western boys, out of all their accomplishments deserved. You can read about it here.

  11. Re:A reasonable person on World's First Tree-sitting Weblog · · Score: 1
    But MAXXAM isn't the one who loses his/her job as a logger, as a supplier to loggers, feeding loggers, etc.

    Basically, the eco-nut says to those people "you're practical concerns aren't nearly as important as my abstract beliefs". That makes it doubly infuriating when the eco-nuts themselves themselves violate those beliefs for their own convenience.

  12. Re:Right. on World's First Tree-sitting Weblog · · Score: 1
    do we really need to cut down ancient redwood forests containing the tallest trees in the world?

    Sure, it's always about the tallest, the cutest, the warm and cuddliest. Why not cut down the tallest, and spare some of the short young trees? Haven't the redwoods already had their day in the sun?

  13. Screw the crummy pocket watch! on Robots Approved For Cardiac Surgery · · Score: 1

    Now if the Tin Man wants to heart, he can install a real one himself!

  14. Shocking!! on Salon, Nearly No Money and Ultramercials · · Score: 1

    They had the very best politically-liberal thinkers alive, yet they can't make money? This is horrifying! Maybe we should each given them a percentage of our own income until they get past this crisis.

  15. Re:Will this destroy MS? on Indian State Switches to Linux · · Score: 1

    Forget 10 years. In a hundred years Bill Gates will remembered for this, and be considered one of the greatest humanitarians of all time.

  16. I can't believe it! on Mesa 5.0 Released · · Score: 1
    All this talk about Mesa, and not one Jar Jar Binks reference?

    "Me-sa like it. Me-sa good!"

  17. What about liability? on Helping Your Ex-Employer? · · Score: 1
    Despite all the comments about money and standing up for yourself, ali_bubba sounds to me more concerned about being a "kind" Christian person who does the right thing. Personally, I respect that.

    Unfortunately, I'm old and cynical too, so here's some hard-earned advice - it isn't just about being helpful. For example, there are also questions of liability and risk. What if you go in, do some work, and then next week someone discovers a virus? A back door? a corrupt database? To a jury, somebody laid off and out of work for 5 months looks an awful lot like a disgrunted employee. Selfless motives can be tough to explain under cross-examination.

    Of course, there are similar issues on the ex-boss's side. Unless she's the sole-proprietor, I suspect that she'd face some tough criticism if something went wrong after she let you in.

    Now IANAL, but I do think that working for pay under a fair and equitable contract would give both sides a better story if something did go wrong: i.e., you wouldn't deliberately break anything - you need the money too much!

  18. Re:Thats right! on Charging Does Help Yahoo Make A Profit · · Score: 1
    That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

    Seems a pair of brothers decide to strike it rich in the watermellon business. They rent a truck, go out into the country, buy a bunch of mellons at $12 a dozen. Then they drive back to the big city, setup a road-side stand, and start selling their mellons for $1 each.

    In just a few hours they've emptied the whole truck, and are feeling pretty good about themselves. Then they count up their money. After a moment of stunned silence, the older brother slaps the younger up-side the head: "See? I told you we needed a bigger truck!"

  19. Re:Google translation on Domino Day '02 Ends with a New World Record · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Dumbfuck. How do you say THAT in French?

    "Porc Américain".

    Of course, that's just a guess.

  20. Foghorn *Rocks!* on Longhorn Server Scrapped · · Score: 1

    ...or should that be "Foghorn? Rocks!"

  21. Re:Do you think upon hearing the verdict.... on Nintendo Fined $143m for Price-Fixing · · Score: 1
    thats sonic, numbnuts - owned by sega.

    I thought Sonic use rings, not coins....

    Now whose nuts are numb, hmmm?

  22. Don't you mean... on Never Mind The 25th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    "What? A band?"

  23. Re:irony==fun on Never Mind The 25th Anniversary · · Score: 1
    It's ironic because they took the piss out of the Queen on her 25th jubilee.

    Royalty are so lucky. I have to drain myself.

  24. Re:Won't fly high. on Dr. Robot Watches Over Home And More · · Score: 5, Funny
    Since it's canadian, it won't have a built-in gun, thus removing much of whatever appeal it may have for gun-crazy yankees.

    Are you kidding? It'd make a great target!

  25. Re:Though This One Is Worth It For The Comedy... on Handshake via the Internet · · Score: 1
    Why is it that "scientists have done x over the Internet" is automatically newsworthy?

    Because if they did it from adjacent rooms, someone would surely ask why didn't they just walk down the hallway.

    Many people in this world find it vastly harder to generalize an abstract idea than to digest a specific concrete example. That doesn't make them stupid or anything - the world needs all types. I found that the Myers Briggs Type Indicator was very helpful in coming to terms with this.