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  1. Re:Typical Comment on StarOffice 7, GNOME-Office 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    You've go to be kidding! Other than the ability to detect when you've accidentally typed the the same word twice in a row, the grammar checker in msword is completely worthless.

  2. Re:It's called "suspension of disbelief" on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 1

    I think we all go into a movie and easily suspend disbelief. Some movies handle that well and maintain the illusion to the end. Other movies, however, so blatantly and unnecessarily disregard reality that it takes a concious effort on the moviegoer's part to maintain that suspension of disbelief. The effect is the same as if someone stands in the back of the cinema with a bullhorn and shouts every ten minutes: "This is just a movie!"

  3. Re:has the Hubble viewed Alpha Centari? on Experts Recommend Keeping Hubble Operational · · Score: 1

    from the famous Betty & Barney Hill (not to be confused with Benny Hill)

    ...or Betty and Barney Rubble

  4. Re:It makes sense.... on Linux Gaining Ground In India · · Score: 2, Informative

    Neither is Hindu. It's a religion too. I think that was the point.

  5. Utah on SCO Calls IBM Countersuit "Unsubstantiated Allegations" · · Score: 1

    Lycoris tries to dodge the flood of idiocy from Utah.

    You are talking about SCO... Right?

  6. Re:Must be nice on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    I would bet that more than a few people lost their minds though.

  7. Re:Think of the children! on The RIAA's Hit List Named · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Have you seen the frugal gourmet? He's a bit over 15!

  8. Re:The Group Against Harmful Programs on Russian Minister Gets Spammed, Spams Back · · Score: 0

    I wish I had some mod points. That is FUNNY.

  9. This is blatantly off-topic but... on How SCO Helped Linux Go Enterprise · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I read this article, the ad banner at the top of the page was for Windows Server 2003.
    The tag line read "do more with less".

    I am glad that Microsoft is finally admitting that Windows is "less".

  10. French on French Government Bans Term 'E-Mail' · · Score: 1

    I remember reading this a long time ago:

    French is nothing more than badly mispronounced provincial Latin.

  11. Re:I'm not surprised. on White House Obfuscates Email · · Score: 1

    I think most spammers are going to be very careful about spamming any .gov domains.

  12. Re:grammar nazi on Sensor Networks for NBC Threats · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless, of course, Planet Analog are a hive mind. Then it would be grammatically correct.

  13. Re:Trend? on Robot Balloon Escapes In Britain · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you read the story, it was almost run over by a car.

    Still pretty funny though.

  14. Re:Just the public? on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    I thought being a geek meant that you know every little detail of every app ever written. That's what my non-geek friends seem to think. :)

  15. Advantages of .NET on .Net:... 3 Years Later · · Score: 1

    I do some web stuff but most of my work involves good old win32 gui apps. To me, the most appealing part of .net is that I will eventually be able to abandon the win32 api in favor of .net classes to do all the ui stuff.

    Let's face it, the win32 api just plain sucks. MFC is no solution. It tries to hide the implementation details but fails miserably in that regard since it's almost impossible to do anything complicated without a detailed knowledge of the underlying system.

  16. Re:Different standards? on Software Code Quality Of Apache Analyzed · · Score: 1

    Actually, when the IP story came out a bunch of people said "open source is great" and another bunch of people said "it doesn't mean anything".

    Now that this story is out a bunch of people are saying "open source is no better than closed source" and another bunch of people are saying "it doesn't mean anything".

    The only difference is the posts you are referencing to make your "slashdotters have different standards" post.

  17. Re:Recursion on Software Code Quality Of Apache Analyzed · · Score: 4, Funny

    That reminds me of an old (early 1980's) product named BILF (Basic Infinite Loop Finder). It was supposed to be run against BASIC source code and it would find all infinite loops in the code, or so the vendor claimed.
    A magazine reviewed the product. In their review they included a formal mathematical proof that such a program could never work. The vendor responded to the proof by saying that they would fix that problem in the next release!

  18. Re:lightbulb mode = 1 on Telemarketers Plan Counterattack · · Score: 1

    My telco (verizon) offers call-intercept for calls with blocked caller ids. I haven't had to talk to a telemarketer for months.

  19. Re:Choosy mothers choose GIF! on What Is The Future of PNG? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Beware of geeks bearing GIFs!

  20. Skill Sets on Outstanding Objects (Developed Dirt Cheap) · · Score: 1

    For me, the decision of whether to reuse or reinvent depends on the level of expertise and/or interest I have in a particular area.

    e.g. If a problem involves text parsing or indexing I will usually code from scratch to get an optimal solution. If I need general-purpose compression, I grab the zlib library without giving it a second thought. My projects tend to be a mix of reuse and reinvent.

    Of course whether I'm doing a project for myself or for a client is also a factor.

  21. Re:Simple explanation on Outstanding Objects (Developed Dirt Cheap) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree. But my way is BEST.

  22. Re:Three Words... on Outstanding Objects (Developed Dirt Cheap) · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's even worse than that.

    Sometimes it's Not Invented by Me.

    The trick is knowing when to reuse and when to reinvent. Neither approach is the best one the majority of the time.

  23. Re:And we have contests for on Defense Dept. Memo Explains Open Source Policy · · Score: 1

    They would win hands down. After all, they don't have the requirement that it still has to work.

  24. what about... on MS Tweaks Ill-Received Licensing Plan · · Score: 1

    MS-Tweaks I and MS-Tweaks II?

    Didn't they receive licensing plans?

  25. 2880? on Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 · · Score: 1

    by then we'll have the technology to move Earth out of the way, right?

    I *suppose* we could alter the asteroid's course, but that wouldn't be as cool.