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  1. Re:Basic Statistics Deception on Arctic Ice Cap Rebounds From 2012 — But Does That Matter? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hold on there. You're making too much sense to post on slashdot. The people here aren't used to common sense and may react violently.

  2. Re:We should invade on Online Law Banning Discussion of Current Affairs Comes Into Force In Vietnam · · Score: 0

    "You might as well try to teach a snake to juggle as hope the Obama administration will think strategically."
    ~Ralph Peters
    retired US Army officer

  3. Oh, really? on Why One Woman Says Sending Your Kid To Private School Is Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I say that sending your child to public school is akin to child abuse.

  4. Re:Credit Not Cash on Apple Launches iPhone Trade-In Program · · Score: 1

    I have mod points, but I don't have one labeled "stupid".

  5. Re:no.maybe.yes? on Dotless Domain Names Prohibited, ICANN Tells Google · · Score: 1

    I've always been in favor of having '.cum' for porn websites.

  6. Being stoned is a great way to cope with this economy. The government seems to be on something (I'm not quite sure what), so why not the general population?

    Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

  7. Re:Good! on UK Government Destroys Guardian's Snowden Drives · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If "journalists" had been doing their job for the last few decades, we wouldn't be in this sorry state of affairs right now. There aren't many honest journalists left. Most have joined the dark side and are nothing more than propagandists for the groups in power.

  8. Soda? on Soda Makes Five-Year-Olds Break Your Stuff, Science Finds · · Score: 1

    What kind of soda are you talking about?
    Caustic soda?
    Baking soda?
    Washing soda?
    Soda cracker?
    Soda bread?
    Soda pop? Do people still call it that? I haven't heard that in decades! I hear Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew, etc. etc..

    Oh! Soft drinks!! Why didn't you say so?

  9. Re:Life without coffee? on Excess Coffee May Be Linked To Early Death · · Score: 1

    It's even better if you roast your own coffee. You don't need an expensive roaster. Go on over to some place like sweetmarias.com and learn all about it. Roasting is easy and usually takes about 15 minutes +/-.

    My favorite coffees are from Sumatra, and I guarantee you I can roast, grind and brew a cup of coffee better than anything Charbucks can sell you.

    Right now I'm drinking a nice coffee from Brazil that I roasted just the other day to a nice Full City roast. But I'm 60 years old and I'm not going to die from it. :)

    Bottoms up!

  10. If it was good enough for Maxwell Smart . . . on Next Up: the Jamming Wars · · Score: 2

    I'm going to be using the Cone of Silence.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_of_Silence/

  11. Re:Yet another anti-Obama article on Court: NRC In Violation For Not Ruling On Yucca Mountain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'The president may not decline to follow a statutory mandate or prohibition simply because of policy objections,' Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh wrote in a majority opinion (PDF), which was joined Judge A. Raymond Randolph.

    That's all this president has been doing since he's been in office. He ignores the parts of the law he doesn't agree with and rigorously enforces the parts he does agree with. That's why nobody will trust him on comprehensive immigration reform -- he'll just waive the parts of the law he doesn't like. You can't deal with a man like that. Imagine that! An un-American, law-breaking, lying president. Ah, ye fools!

  12. Re:All I want to know is on Samsung Develops World's Fastest Embedded Memory With eMMC 5.0 Support · · Score: 1

    I would guess . . . way too fast?
    You'd probably get a really bad burn.

  13. Re:Ugggh. on US Lawmakers Want Sanctions On Any Country Taking In Snowden · · Score: 5, Informative

    Do you mean the same clowns who wouldn't vote against the NSA the other night? They don't represent us. Hell, they don't even think about us.

  14. I'd pay extra on Door-To-Door Mail Delivery To End Under New Plan · · Score: 1

    I trek to the curb for my mail already, but I'd be more than willing to pay a little extra to get the bitch to CLOSE my mailbox on rainy days. I guess she just doesn't want to get her hand wet or something, but she always leaves the door open just enough for my mail to get wet. Sunny days she closes it completely.

    I've complained to no avail. "We're the Post Office. We don't care. We don't have to."

    In a way I really hope they go out of business - just to put that ditzy bitch out of work.

  15. Re:Vemont's Rating on We're Number 9! US Broadband Speeds Rise, But Slower Than Many Other Countries' · · Score: 1

    It may be fast, but it seems to drop letters.
    Wanna buy an "r"?
    Vermont

  16. Re:swat vs assault rifles on Rise of the Warrior Cop: How America's Police Forces Became Militarized · · Score: 1

    Bingo! We have a winner! Your post comes closest to the truth than any of the others. It always comes down to money and protecting your job.

  17. New possibilities on TSA Orders Searches of Valet Parked Car At Airport · · Score: 2

    All this does is give the TSA a new place from which to steal. Don't leave anything of value in your car; it may (probably) won't be there when you get back. Without a crowd watching them, the agents will be even more tempted to take what isn't theirs.

  18. Re:50% on NSA Admits Searching "3 Hops" From Suspects · · Score: 1

    Hey! The guys flying the Confederate flag are more likely to be patriotic than not. If you think they're more likely to be an issue, then I question your patriotism.

  19. Battery dead? on Cell Phone Powered By Urine · · Score: 1

    Piss on it!!

  20. Re:Summary of article in a few lines on Why Are Some People Mosquito Magnets? · · Score: 1

    It's true. I haven't been bitten by a mosquito in years. I take a garlic-based supplement called Allicin. There's no garlic smell that I can detect, but the little bloodsuckers can't stand it.

  21. Re:not surprised at racism and naive WASPs on George Zimmerman Acquitted In Death of Trayvon Martin · · Score: 1

    The Hispanic woman was black + Hispanic.

  22. Re:Missing the point... on Introducing the NSA-Proof Crypto-Font · · Score: 1

    So, how's that big government thing working out for ya?

    The solution is to end the NSA, and to do that you have to end the big government that created it - Republicans AND Democrats are the guilty ones.

    Become what you think you are - a Libertarian. Hell, even become a Tea Party member. The ONLY way to kill the beast is to starve the beast. Cut taxes. Cut the size of government. Make them our servants again, not our masters.

    You have only yourselves to blame.

  23. Test it in Washington on Sagita Displays Hot Air Powered Helicopter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just put one of these helicopters over Washington D.C., and you'd have an unlimited supply of hot air.

    The thing would be able to run forever!

  24. Re:vote them out of office on State Photo-ID Databases Mined By Police · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you really know what a merkin is?

  25. Re:Hmm.... on NY and SF Mayors Announce Joint Tech Summits · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Define "problems".

    Having either one of these two clowns as mayor.