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Stories: 0
Comments: 189
First seen: 2002-11-08
Last seen: 2006-06-01
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Comments · 189

Re: I have patented GNAA posting on Yahoo! Settles Patent Dispute · 2003-07-29 22:28 · Score: -1

Failure to make required royalty payments will result in appropriate legal action.
Dear Sir,

As you may know, "Failure" is a registered trademark of Failure Troll Industries Inc., of which I represent. Please cease and desist use of this word immediately. FAILURE to do so will result in legal action and possibly, you FAILING it big time in the courts.

Sincerely,

YOU FAIL IT!
Failure Troll Industries
YOU FAIL IT! on New Kazaa Lite Protects Identity · 2003-07-15 02:14 · Score: -1

The answer is: NOT! Now you are the FAILURE horse!
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YOU FAIL IT! on New Kazaa Lite Protects Identity · 2003-07-15 02:12 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! You have FAILED! You can protect your identity but you cant hide your FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Linux vs. SCO: The Decision Matrix · 2003-07-08 20:46 · Score: -1

I laud your efforts. Get yourself an account! Also, it should be "YOU NAIL IT!"
YOU DID IT! on The Real Reason for Sending Astronauts into Space · 2003-06-28 16:29 · Score: -1

YOU DID IT! You got the first post!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Isn't It Ironic? · 2003-06-28 14:05 · Score: -1

The Irony is that this ISNT the first post and you have FAILED IT!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Microsoft Pulls Plug for Support on NT4 · 2003-06-27 00:10 · Score: -1

They should pull the plug on FAILURES like you! This is not the first post!
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YOU FAIL IT! on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · 2003-06-26 01:53 · Score: -1

Mama always said, life is like a box o' FAILURES!
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YOU FAIL TO FAIL IT! on Debugging in OSS Always Faster · 2003-06-20 12:35 · Score: 0, Funny

This is not a FAILURE! It _is_ the first post! That means you FAIL to FAIL it!
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Re:Early post! on Linus Moves To OSDL, Will Work On Kernel Full-Time · 2003-06-17 01:22 · Score: -1

Why are you so upset? Is it because you're secretly a FAILURE?
YOU FAIL IT! on SCO Amends Suit, Clarifies "Violations", Triples Damages · 2003-06-17 01:11 · Score: -1

I'd like to "clarify" your position here as well: YOU ARE A FAILURE! This is not the first post! Just like SCO, your claims are empty. I wish IBM would sue YOU!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Weta Prepares to Render LOTR: ROTK · 2003-06-15 14:35 · Score: -1

Just like the Dark Lord Sauron, you have FAILED! Kiss my one ring, FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Los Angeles Gets Own TLD · 2003-06-12 14:41 · Score: -1

Shout outs to everyone in #forum. But you are still a FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Reviving the Finger Protocol to Fight Spam? · 2003-05-26 03:40 · Score: -1

If only I could use the finger protocol to fight FAILURES like you!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Inside Microsoft's New F# Language · 2003-05-23 01:58 · Score: -1

They should rename the language FAILURE#, in honor of you!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Getting Inside Einstein's Head · 2003-05-19 07:41 · Score: -1

We're waiting, FAILURE! Unfortunately, a FAILED first poster like you probably doesnt have the balls to do it!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Gentoo Reviewed · 2003-05-17 13:53 · Score: -1

Ah, Doctor FAILURE I presume! This is not the first post, my dear doctor!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Databases and Privacy · 2003-05-16 12:21 · Score: -1

"Freedom is impossible"? It seems FAILURE is, however!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Spam Blackhole Lists Redux · 2003-05-14 15:04 · Score: -1, Offtopic

The biggest black hole here is the black hole of your FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Mozilla's Joy Of Naming · 2003-05-14 12:02 · Score: -1, Troll

Unfortunately, "dugsta", you have FAILED IT! I suggest renaming you to "FAILSTA" to go with your new image as a complete and utter FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on MySQL Creator Contemplates RAM-only Databases · 2003-05-11 04:00 · Score: 0

How now brown cow? Failure?
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YOU FAIL IT! on X Might Be Ready For IPV6 · 2003-05-06 23:16 · Score: 0

Yeah, not first post... FAILURE! Your puny IPv4 connection was not fast enough to get the real first post! Hang your head in shame, FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Cheap Video Sniffing · 2003-05-04 04:46 · Score: 0, Insightful

I'm sorry, "Cowboy Bill", but you are a FAILURE! This is not the first post! Where are your cows now? Laughing at you for being a complete and utter pathetic FAILURE, thats where! Only the truly elite can get the first post, thats why you have FAILED!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Libranet 2.8 Released · 2003-05-02 00:56 · Score: -1

Why dont they have a downloadable version? Because YOU ARE A FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Land Speed Record Broken: 0-6,400 in Six Seconds · 2003-05-01 22:42 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! Unfortunately for you, this guy is like some kind of rocket-powered sled of first posting!
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