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YOU+FAIL+IT!'s activity in the archive.

Stories: 0
Comments: 189
First seen: 2002-11-08
Last seen: 2006-06-01
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Comments · 189

YOU FAIL IT! on Culture of UNIX and Windows Programmers · 2003-12-16 03:43 · Score: -1

All I have to say to CmdrTaco is this:

YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on SSC Trademark Threats vs LinuxGazette.net · 2003-12-02 02:20 · Score: -1

Dear Sir,
I represent Failure Guy Industries (R), which as you may be aware have a trademark on the phrase "First Post!". Our client licenses this phrase on the condition that it may only be used in conjunction with true first posts. I am informed that you are actually a FAILURE! We request that you please cease and desist from FAILING IT immediately.
Sincerely,
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on OSDL To Start Pushing on Desktop Linux · 2003-11-13 02:36 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! I'm going to organise a consortium to push you - INTO THE SEA!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Video Card History · 2003-11-10 03:20 · Score: -1

You're WRONG and you're a grotesquely ugly FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on The Matrix Going Massively Multiplayer · 2003-11-09 04:45 · Score: -1

No massively multiplayer game can compare to your MASSIVE FAILURE! This is not the first post!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on The Worst Jobs in Science · 2003-11-08 12:43 · Score: -1

This is not the fifth post! You are about as lucky as a corpse flower grower!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on FreeBSD 4.9 Released · 2003-10-29 01:52 · Score: -1

Netcraft confirms: You are a FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Oops, Dave Barry Does It Again · 2003-10-05 05:00 · Score: -1

Daddy "Excellent"? Perhaps "DaddyFAILURE" would be a better username!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Mplayer Revisited · 2003-10-03 01:54 · Score: -1

Hello FAILURE Horse!! I cant quite hear you!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Samba 3.0.0 Released · 2003-09-25 02:11 · Score: -1

ericisbananaman .. when he eats a banana, he becomes a FAILURE! This is not the first post! You are a FAILURE, bananaman!!
YOU FAIL IT!
The rich get richer... on Tech Rich Get Richer · 2003-09-19 00:17 · Score: -1

But the FAILURES are still FAILURES!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · 2003-09-15 13:27 · Score: -1

Apparently not!
$ host shivaji.maharaj.slashdot.org Host not found(FAILURE!)
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Does C# Measure Up? · 2003-09-15 13:10 · Score: -1

You have succeeded in FAILING IT! Even if you were a subscriber, a pathetic FAILURE like you would never have what it takes to get the mighty first post!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Half-Life 2, ATI, NVIDIA, and a Sack of Cash · 2003-09-13 15:54 · Score: -1

I wish I could smack FAILURES like you over the head with a sack of cash. Perhaps it would beat some sense into your pathetic FAILURE brain!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up' · 2003-09-11 05:33 · Score: -1

You have failed! I dont care much about SCO employees but I certainly wouldnt hire a FAILURE like you!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Gnome 2.4 Release(d) · 2003-09-10 01:38 · Score: -1

I hear that the GNOME team have included YOU as part of the latest version of GNOME - a package called gFAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
MMMM Ergonomic on iWorkstations? · 2003-08-16 11:10 · Score: -1

Just sign me up for the RSI now.
YOU FAIL IT! on Power Outages Strike East Coast · 2003-08-14 09:59 · Score: -1

Its a shame this wasnt a blackout on FAILURES like you! Just like The American Public Power Association, YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on FSF, GCC, and SCO Compiler Support · 2003-08-12 00:39 · Score: -1

If I had mod points I would mod you down... to -1, FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Microsoft Nailed by Software Patent · 2003-08-11 23:36 · Score: -1

In other news, I have nailed YOU for FAILING it! This is not the first post! Perhaps you should apply for a patent on being a total pathetic FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on SCO May Countersue Red Hat, SuSE Joins The Fray · 2003-08-06 00:02 · Score: -1

I'd like to see SCO sue YOU for being a complete and total FAILURE! I call your post "deceptive advertising"!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on AMD Demonstrates Linux-Based PDA at LinuxWorld · 2003-08-05 12:05 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! You have FAILED once again!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Low-power FM Transmitters Banned in UK · 2003-08-01 03:30 · Score: -1

Sorry, you were not licensed to broadcast this first post.
YOU FAIL IT!
Re:LDA, 80; JMP, 80; FP INC; on Analyzing Binaries For Security Problems · 2003-08-01 01:40 · Score: -1

catch(FirstPostFailureException failure) {
System.err.println("YOU FAIL IT!");
}
YOU FAIL IT! on Judge Disconnects Interior Dept., Again · 2003-07-30 07:41 · Score: -1

I wish I was a judge so I could disconnect FAILURES like you!
YOU FAIL IT!