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YOU+FAIL+IT!'s activity in the archive.

Stories: 0
Comments: 189
First seen: 2002-11-08
Last seen: 2006-06-01
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Comments · 189

YOU FAIL IT! on World of Spectrum gets a Visit from the IDSA · 2003-02-28 03:25 · Score: -1

Sleep deprivation has affected your judgement! This is not the first post!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU DID IT! on BSA Accuses OpenOffice Mirrors · 2003-02-28 03:21 · Score: -1

You got second post! That means you succeeded in FAILING it!
YOU DID FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Amazon Scores Another Patent · 2003-02-26 02:15 · Score: -1

You FAIL another first post!
YOU FAIL IT!
Dude on Microsoft: Because Bugs are Cool · 2003-02-20 13:07 · Score: -1

How many frickin accounts are you going to make?
YOU FAIL IT! on U of Wyoming Fingerprinting All P2P Traffic · 2003-02-20 11:56 · Score: -1

The only myth here is that this is the "first post".
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YOU FAIL IT! on OpenDarwin.org Releases Darwin With Fixes · 2003-02-19 01:14 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! Keep on dreaming, you have FAILED this time!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Should you Fear Google? · 2003-02-18 02:48 · Score: -1

How to NOT fail things? This is not the first post! YOU HAVE FAILED!!!
(keep up the good work by the way)
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YOU FAIL IT! on Palladium's Power To Deny · 2003-02-17 05:51 · Score: -1

Palladium used its power to deny your first post! You have FAILED!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Highlift Systems' Space Elevator In The News Again · 2003-02-16 13:54 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! The only thing you are a menace to is CSLib's reputation!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Keyboard Layouts for the 21st Century? · 2003-02-15 14:20 · Score: -1

Dont get woosted? Did you decide to FAIL instead?
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Symantec Claims They Knew About Slammer In Advance · 2003-02-14 04:34 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! It may surprise you to hear that I knew about your FAILURE weeks in advance! I knew, because you always FAIL!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Mozilla, Gecko, Netscape, And Their Future At AOL · 2003-02-12 15:06 · Score: -1

I have cracked the hidden code of your name!

i -> i
j -> f
m -> u
n -> l
p -> e
s -> r
t -> a

YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on New Antitrust Complaint Filed Against Microsoft · 2003-02-12 02:24 · Score: -1, Troll

This is not the first post! You are a decaffeinated FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Apple Updates Xserve, Announces Xserve RAID · 2003-02-10 03:37 · Score: -1

No Jack Frost for you today, only Jack Failure!!!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Humans Hold Off the Machines... For Now · 2003-02-08 08:00 · Score: -1

Your post is the terminator-like event. Remember how the machines in terminator FAILED?
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Do-Not-Email Registries? · 2003-02-08 03:00 · Score: -1

Failed first post attempt on page 13? Now thats what I call a FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Dealing with Employers Who Perform Credit Checks? · 2003-02-06 10:29 · Score: -1

You had better hope your future employers dont perform a FAILURE check! They wont want to employ you if they know YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Mid-Air Messages To Your Mobile · 2003-02-06 10:26 · Score: -1

This is not the first post, infact it is the NINTH! Grahamfairbank? GrahamFAILUREbank would be more appropriate!
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YOU FAIL IT! on IEEE Standards Board Passes 802.16a · 2003-02-05 06:18 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! The IEEE today agreed to settle on YOU as a standard for FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Listen To Your Game Boy Advance · 2003-02-05 06:15 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! Just like your brother who FAILED to get it to work, you are a FAILURE! Your entire family is a FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on 16th IOCCC Winners Released · 2003-02-04 02:54 · Score: -1

Is the "paradox" that your so called first post is not actually a first post? That isnt a paradox, "Niles", that is called FAILING IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on When Will The Next Slammer Strike? · 2003-02-02 08:03 · Score: -1

No, this is not the first post! Just like Microsoft, you are a FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Corporate KDE · 2003-01-31 06:45 · Score: -1

YOU FAIL IT! This is not the first post! Now the booths girl will hate you!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT! on Long Computer Sessions Could Cause Blood Clots · 2003-01-28 22:58 · Score: -1

Too long! You missed the first post!
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No on Slammer Worm Slams Microsofts Own · 2003-01-28 06:17 · Score: -1

You exceed the FAILURE threshold! Which means you are a FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!