No, YOU FAIL IT! This is not the first time I have FAILED to YOU FAIL IT! the first FAILED post. So you have FAILED to FAIL me in YOU FAIL IT!'ing the first FAILURE!
This is actually the second post! Little do you know, but the Apple team are huge first post fans, and this is exactly the kind of edge they were looking for! With your slow gecko browser, YOU HAVE FAILED!
It seems you are more "last" than "first" in this case - this is not the first post! Perhaps you should add to your list of new years resolutions: "try harder NOT TO BE A FAILURE"!
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FAILURE POST!
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> First Post? No way...
> I'm so gangsta just knowing myself makes me affiliated.
Affiliated with the FAILURES of the world? "No way" is correct! This is NOT the first post! You are a FAILURE!
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PS. Merry Christmas!
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