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  1. Re:Charging on Ultrawideband Soon To Be Legal In Europe · · Score: 1

    Not really, if we run out of batteries, there's still cafeine.

  2. Re:Terminology (offtopic) on U.S. Refuses to Hand Over Fighter Source Code to UK · · Score: 1

    I never doubted I would. Slashdot has a thing with sarcasm.

  3. Re:The crickets sure are loud in here... on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    This isn't fascism. This is I-want-attention-ism.

  4. Re:Kinda funny because... on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1
    I fired up Wolfenstein 3-D this morning...
    Sir, you are under arrest for the murder of 145 animated sprites...
  5. Re:What defines matter? on Tiny Particle With No Charge Discovered · · Score: 1

    This is not anti-matter. Anti-matter is like normal matter with the batteries reversed.

  6. Re:Idles at 3.8W? on AMD Announces 65-nm Chips, Touts Power Savings · · Score: 1
    Most people dont account for the integrated memory controller reducing the power consumption of the northbridge either.
    Yeah, but when I tell people that, they give me that funny look, avoid eyecontact and back away slowly.
  7. Re:Shh! Don't spoil the secret! on Windows Live and Privacy · · Score: 1

    Not when I wear my ninja suit. Invisibility throught the I-don't-want-to-attract-the-lunatics-attention-to- me power.

  8. Re:OH SNAP!!! It's the Vista Police.... on Windows Live and Privacy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but they will format and reinstall. Your house will look exactly the same as it did the day you moved in. And that included that ugly wallpaper the previous owners had in the living room and the pile of garbage that took all week to clean up in the basement. The stuff you brought in however will all be lost.

  9. Re:If you call them on it, people get upset. on First-Person Account of a Social Engineering Attack · · Score: 1

    Your point being?

  10. Re:What to do about it? on RIAA Subpoenas Neighbor's Son, Calls His Employer · · Score: 1

    How about dropping the bomb in the RIAA headquarters, leave and then detonate? I mean it's pretty wastefull to use a terrorist only once.

    Each time you re-use your terrorist, you halve the ecological impact. Do you want your childeren to live in a world covert in terrorist-bits-and-pieces, unable to find the resource to grow new terrorists?

    Think about the future: Recycle your terrorists!

  11. Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib on MPAA Goes After Home Entertainment Systems · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, each time I'm subjected to those adds I get the urge to imitate "Gone in 60 seconds" with the MPAA staff's cars. Now that would answer their rethoric question.

  12. Re:How to handle moral delimmas? on How Do Developers Handle Moral Dilemmas? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have morals: Very strict ones actually. For starters I find it very unethical that women between 16 and 30 cover up their breasts. Not to mention I have huge moral issues with the lack of nudity and explicit sex on TV. If the world doesn't change, We'll go to hell, I tell you! God created the human body, now admire His work. How do you think an artist would feel if you came in his workspace and put up blankets over his work to claim it's better that way?

  13. Re:So, I bought a 360.. on The Soul of A New Microsoft · · Score: 1

    You bought an Xbox? What a cruel world we live in. I didn't know the Wii shortage had such terrible concequences. But don't worry, even when live is so rotten at the moment, we here to support you.

    XBOX Group Therapy, every thursday at 7 at your local Slashdot website.
    Admitting you have an XBOX is the first step...

  14. Re:This isn't a clash between science and religion on U.S. Classrooms Torn Between Science and Religion · · Score: 1

    What evidence might that be? The "Oh I saw a bright white light while being under heavy sedatives. So it must be Jesus"-kind of evidence?

  15. Re:The secret... on Breakthrough In Human Genetics · · Score: 1

    *panic* He posted Antrax DNA! Evacutate the website! */panic*

  16. Re:Ill Parenting Blamed For German School Attack on Violent Games Blamed For German School Attack · · Score: 1
    sometimes, when shopping in an over crowded mall I have fantasies about God mode, two Uzis and and unlimited ammo.
    Perfectly normal. But if you happen to have fantasies of naked people, then we would be concerned and would advice you to talk to your mindcontro...euh, priest as soon as possible.
  17. Re:We need more truth, less humanistic claptrap! on Creationism Museum To Open Next Summer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Authority is the root excuse for murder. Religion and commanding officers are all forms of authority. And those who are following it don't consider themselves responsible for their actions since they are only following orders. And those wielding authority don't either, since they're only giving orders and aren't doing anything themselves.

    Summary:religion is a great excuse for not being responsible for your own actions.

  18. Bill in charge? on Scott Adams Suggests Bill Gates For President · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see this happening.
    - Finland added to list of rogue states.
    - Bin laden looses first place to Torvalds
    - US army invades China in the War Against Piracy.
    - European parliament get accidentaly carpet bombed. Suriving senator drops MS fines.
    - Microsoft tax becomes official and mandatory for everyone.
    - Making MS jokes becomes capital crime. Death sentence reintroduced in all states.
    - Gate-ology becomes state religion. Defines witches as people who use different OS.
    - enviromentalists complain on enviromental effects of witch burnings.
    - Enviromentalists proven to be very flameble.

  19. Re:Fun Mr Wizard experiment on Everyday Objects Placed In a Microwave · · Score: 1

    I did that last week and now I have a serious problem: Does anyone has a good name for my new lake?

  20. Re:In other news... on Life Without Traffic Signs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't know communists and witches could mate...

  21. Wii and I got reasons for it on Picking Sides In the Console War · · Score: 1

    Last week I wend to a videogame expo. I got tickets so I could be among those who are lucky to get in 2h earlier than the unwashed masses. Now lets describe the PS3 and the Wii demos:

    Wii: Very open stand. multiple consoles, multiple games, free to try, reasonable lines. Lines weren't a problem since you could easly watch the games around you, seeing someone play the wii is much more fun than watching anyone playing on any other console. Once you've seen this, you'll understand.

    PS3: Big black enclosed space. huge line. Nothing to see, unless you spend halve your day waiting in line. And that was before the unwashed masses could get in.

    Conclusion: If Sony thinks I'm going to wasted my time waiting in a line just to play along in their hype-creation, they can shove their console up their collective lawyer habitat.

  22. Re: The Future on Physicist Trying To Send a Signal Back In Time · · Score: 1

    Yeah I remembered you wrote this. Boy, are you up for a big suprise. Your grandson and I had quite a laugh with the prank we pulled on you 2 years from now. Leaving a living T-rex in your garage, I guess you didn't expected that! Amazing how that nanoreplicator was able to fit a garage in your appartement in the first place.

  23. any lawyers available? on Physicist Trying To Send a Signal Back In Time · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a question: Is it legal to use a timetravel device to chea^H^H^H^Haid in winning the lottery?

  24. Re:Photo of my technical bookshelf on What Good Technical Books Adorn Your Library? · · Score: 1

    nice collection. Unfortunatly I can't read the titles. :-/

  25. Re:I agree on What Good Technical Books Adorn Your Library? · · Score: 1

    I've got the dutch version of the books. These are some of the best books I found on the subject. I've got a lowly degree in electronics I learned quite a few new things from these books. So that makes 3 votes. ;-)