Tiny Particle With No Charge Discovered
ZonkerWilliam writes to mention PhysOrg is reporting that a tiny particle with no charge, called an 'axion' has been discovered. From the article: "The finding caps nearly three decades of research both by Piyare Jain, Ph.D., UB professor emeritus in the Department of Physics and lead investigator on the research, who works independently -- an anomaly in the field -- and by large groups of well-funded physicists who have, for three decades, unsuccessfully sought the recreation and detection of axions in the laboratory, using high-energy particle accelerators."
Three decades? Dear god, I don't think there is any charge left in that sex life ;-)
"No charge."
Even in the field of particle physics, there had to be a slacker somewhere.
axion () means worthy in greek. ;)
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how, exactly? I understand that the usual electronic detector won't work, so they use an electronic detector of some sort (this from the article), but how does that, um, happen? Anyone with more knowledge care to elaborate?
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Isn't that known as the slutty little neighbor of the sub-atomic world?
From the last time I heard the axion was supposed to take a particle collider the size of the solar system. This is certainly curious. Additionally, the axion theory is a competitor to the string theory. If the results are true both the standard model and the string theory are going to be thrown into disarray.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axion
Uhhhh, they've already discovered a non-charged subatomic particle...the neutron.
In the original article included an axion digital picture frame already on the market- I guess capitalism is faster than physics.
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Isn't that called a Neutron? Heh.
That's crazy. How do they know it's called an axion? ... ;)
I think it's kind of a neat ironic twist that he needed to use an analog detection mechanism to position the detector close enough to the target to detect the particle.
Seriously, my sig has been that way for months :)
In the context of subatomic particles, I think "neutron" is as large as they get.
Actually, now that you mention it, wouldn't a neutrino qualify?
Looking at this article, axions are described as:
But the particle found is extremely short-lived. So what's the deal here? Has the expectations changed since the article was written?
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Are they positive?
Are these the same Axions cited in Wikipedia? And that I remember being written up about in New Scientist?
There have been various ongoing experiments involving coupling them to photons with high magnetic fields and even creating ghost photons that appear after a beam of photons is shot through a strong magnetic field at a wall. Being coupled to Axions in some fashion by the magnetic field the photons reappear on the other side of the wall purportedly to illuminate a surface, if however weakly so.
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No Charge! Shouldn't be too hard to justify the cost of this research! ;)
Anyways, pretty good!
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Tiny particle without charge? so what. I have a tiny particle like that. It is the battery in my old IPod Shuttle that won't hold any charge either.
Since since it has no charge, does that mean it belongs to the public domain? Or will there be a GNU type license involved?
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The existance of such a particle is axionatic in the physics world.
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equal and opposite reaxion?
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This would be very important, if true. However, there's at least one thing that makes me wonder whether it's right:
Jain has used it throughout his career to successfully detect other exotic phenomena, such as the charm particle, the anomalon, the quark-gluon plasma and the nuclear collective flow.
I used to do low-energy nuclear physics research, and although this stuff is at higher energies, a lot of it sets off my B.S. detector. The information I've been able to find about the anomalon makes it sound like it's flaky. The statement in the article also makes it sound as if Jain discovered the other things on the list, but actually I think what it really means is that he participated in experiments, where his contribution was that he did the emulsion technique. From what I know about the continuing work on the quark-gluon plasma, it's not a specific, definite, yes/no thing that can really be considered to have been discovered, and I don't think emulsions have been particularly important in that work, either.
It's unfortunate that the paper isn't available on arxiv.org. However, IOP will let you read it if you set up an account. Well, I'm not a specialist in relativistic heavy ion physics, or emulsion techniques, but the paper doesn't look very convincing to me at all. In figure 4, they claim to see two peaks, one near 7 MeV, and one near 19 MeV. The statistics simply don't look convincing. All I see is a spectrum with some noise in it, where they've picked what look like two big statistical fluctuations and called them peaks. They claim it's significant at the 3-sigma level, which actually isn't a very high level of statistical confidence, especially for such an extraordinary claim.
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That an independent researcher would headline something like this, rather than some "well-funded" group. How could you ever write a grant to research something that is free of charge?
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An Axion was arrested today on suspicion of bad conduct, but was later let off without charge.
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A million spelling checkers are going to keep "correcting" it to axon or axiom or anion.
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arent those Neutron thingies without charge too?
30 years.
10,957 days.
262,968 hours.
15,778,080 minutes.
946,684,800 seconds of your life.
All to find a virtually infinitesimally particle with no charge at all.
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So that's where I left it!
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A small charge without a particle was found wandering a Wall-Mart parking lot in western Mississippi. Developing...
A source who wishes not to be identified at this time has assured me that this is not a particle at all. His explanation is hard for me to translate into English. The gist of it is that the item discovered is a 'place holder'. There is/was/will be a particle at the general location of the 'axion', but the actual particle probably resides in another dimension. Please forgive my crude interpretation. I will try to clarify if there is interest.
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Charge: 0
Mass: between 10^-6 and 10^-2 eV/c^2
Spin: 1/2???
Not knowing is killing me. Do we not know the spin, or did it just for some reason get left out of both the physorg article and the wikipedia article? The Wikipedia article does say something about a fermionic superpartner called the axino, from which I would infer the axion is a fermion and axino a boson, but it doesn't explicitly say.
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but this story left me feeling kind of neutral about the whole thing.
If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
So that would make it "Physics from 4 Months Ago".
Zing!
This story is completely incorrect. The paper of Jain and Singh, available at http://www.iop.org/EJ/abstract/0954-3899/34/1/009 does not claim that the axion has been found. They simply report the observation of a couple of narrow resonances which can be interpreted as a signature of new particles. The scientific interpretation of these resonances is unclear at this point. In fact, astrophysical bounds completely rule out that one of these resonances is the so-called axion. I work in this field, so I know. I have no idea how the press is getting the idea that this means the axion has been found. It is *not* based on scientific facts.
What's it say about his co-author on the paper that the University of Buffalo says Jain "works alone"?
I guess post-docs don't actually count as people.
Kinda like the SM physicists did with dark matter? "Oh man. These observations don't fit with our theory!" "Quick! Make something that fits!" Dark matter is born.
can physicists now bullsh^H^H^H^H extrapolate this particle to account for the missing 96% of the universe's mass? Is this particle dark matter? Dark Energy? Regular plain old classical matter?
probably resides in another dimension
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A few things sound strange about this report. The title does not mention "observation of", or "evidence for" . Instead it is "Search for new particles decaying into electron pairs of mass below 100 MeV/c2" This means the author either chose not to use the stronger words of observation, or evidence in the title, or was unable to convince the referees to allow it. Nuclear emulsion is a low rate detector. If this effect is real, it reasonably likely that someone would have seen it by now, particularily the work did not require an accelerator. I did my dissertation in particle physics looking at an apparent enchancement in the number of +/- particle pairs produced with low relative velocity. They were produced by 28 GeV/c proton collisions on liquid hydrogen. I noticed an enhancement that at first look had the signature of some new particle or resonance. It was really exciting for a few days. It was not a new particle. Rather it was an enhancement, predicted back in the 1920's due to a modification of phase space arising from the attractive electromagnetic force between particles of opposite charge. It was interesting because the dominant force in the collision producing these particle was the much stronger strong-nuclear force. With a bit more work, I was able to show this enhancement for several types of charged particle pairs. (And finish my thesis.) I doubt this enhancement is what is happening in this axion claim. But there are mechanisms for creating enhancements that are not axions, especially if the statistics are limited and the number of trials (statistical penalty) not counted properly. Finding axions would be an extraordinary claim. It would need to be supported by extraordinary proof. It seems unlikely this paper contains either.
Does anyone else find it disturbing that this is the top Google Ads link on that page about Axioms? http://www.faithmeds.com/diamaxol.html?kwgroup=dia betes+research&utm_source=Google_C&utm_medium=PPC& utm_campaign=Diabeticine&utm_term=diabetes%20resea rch
Now that is fucked up
The mathematicians invented nullity (see later slashdot article on dividing by zero), so the physicists now have to one-up them on nothingness. I'm expecting any day now to hear NASA announce the discovery of planets that don't actually exist.
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I wasn't aware anything COULD be translated from particle physicist, but that made great sense, tyvm
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Considering how tough it was to prove the neutrino's existence - yet we still managed to do that decades ago. This one must have been like trying to find a flea's egg on a black cat... in the dark... without knowing the location of the cat... using an orbital telescope.
Personally, I'd have called it the offon.
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Heim UFT calls for a neutral electron. Could this be it? Honestly, I don't know, and its be nice to hear from someone more acquainted with physics than myself.
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If it is true that they discovered Axions in Buffalo, its about the only thing around here that comes without a charge!
But does it run Linux ?
What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Well I was wondering what was wrong with me!
It's just too many axioms after all.
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So does this discussion mean that an axion could travel right through a chunk of lead because it couldn't interact with the lead particles? If two axions collided, which of the four forces would be involved?
Tiny Particle With No Charge Discovered
In our day, with mad corporations charging for everything, where air, dirt, and water are sold for high prices, where ideas are protected by law, and fighting for things to be free marks you as a unsociable freak, finding a particle--no matter how small--that comes at no charge, is very significant.
That the discoverer did not immediately take ownership shows great humanitarian value.
The only issues i see now are, giving her an award that is worth more than the particle would seem to add ulterior motives to not owning it. And, being a lone free particle, it shall surely be sold at auction for its unqiueness, as long as James Tiberias does not point out the very contradiction in its own existence, which would cause it to implode.
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>Testable doesn't mean you can recreate it- it means
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>it makes some predictions about how the world is now
>that can be tested.
Great! Then I can *scientifically prove* that OJ is innocent.
My theory (which involves LAPD officers driving around with
spare vials of OJ blood) explains all the observations
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Hey, that's a great way to wrap up all that spending!
I think we already have these. They're called NEUTRONS have you heard of them?
bah...