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  1. Safety First on Should I Take Toyota's Software Update? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but make sure you drive the Toyota round a large sandbox for a few days first...maybe you live near a sandy beach or golf course with large bunkers. At a pinch, do your kids have a playpit in the garden? Cat litter tray?

  2. Re:100MB? on Virgin Promises 100Mbps Connections To UK Homes · · Score: 1

    If you move to an LLU provider (eg: Be), you can get a theoretical 20Mb down/2.5Mb up. Some of the top-end BT contracts will give you a whopping 883K up but, in general, I agree with your sentiment about upstream speeds being more of an issue now.

  3. Re:If you use open source, you're a pirate... on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 1

    Erm, no.

    But if you contribute to Open Source GUIs, you may be a KDE fiddler

  4. Re:if everyone ignored the quacks... on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 1

    I prefer Japanese Open Source Apps - Arrr so?

  5. Re:Antenna? on Wi-Fi In a SIM Card · · Score: 1

    You are assuming that the manufacturers will favour electrical law over design aesthetics.

    I'm more worried about the effect this will have on battery drain. Will each sim come with an external cell in a shoulder bag?

  6. Re:Eh? on Is Google Planning To Fibre Britain? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well my fkn broadband connection is (UK South Coast). I hope Google do step in and do this because BT sure as hell take little interest in my little village (that's assuming Google will!)

  7. Re:My battery died on Microsoft Looking Into Windows 7 Battery Failures · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is another instance of where moving to Linux should be tried. I am running Fedora 12 on my Acer laptop and the battery life indicator regularly shows that I have 500+ hours of battery life remaining!

  8. Re:Compile on Facebook Rewrites PHP Runtime For Speed · · Score: 1

    http://eaccelerator.net/

    "eAccelerator is a free open-source PHP accelerator, optimizer, and dynamic content cache. It increases the performance of PHP scripts by caching them in their compiled state, so that the overhead of compiling is almost completely eliminated. It also optimizes scripts to speed up their execution. eAccelerator typically reduces server load and increases the speed of your PHP code by 1-10 times. "

  9. Re:Total non-story on RIAA Confusion In Tenenbaum & Thomas Cases? · · Score: 1

    Do you have a public broadcast licence for that?

  10. Re:AnoNet on IPv4 Free Pool Drops Below 10%, 1.0.0.0/8 Allocated · · Score: 1

    So 127.0.0.1 will resolve to www.clownpenis.fart ?

  11. Re:AnoNet on IPv4 Free Pool Drops Below 10%, 1.0.0.0/8 Allocated · · Score: 1

    ...or just start allowing hex notation - for example, A4A.012.4FF.BAA

    That would work, right?

  12. Re:Print Screen on Does Your PC Really Need a SysRq Button Anymore? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can use ALT-F4 instead - try it now.

  13. Everyone? on Why Everyone Has High Hopes For Apple Tablet · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm part of that group and I have no interest in the thing at all.

    Just Sayin'

  14. Re:STFU on The LHC, Black Holes, and the Law · · Score: 1

    So if there's a major disaster on the French-Swiss border, where would we bury the survivors?

  15. Wait..What!? on The Top 5 Technology Panics of 2009 · · Score: 1

    First I was like.."Wow"...then I was "Oh Shit"...Then I was all "Phew"
    THEN I was like.."Wow"...then I was "Oh Shit"...Then I was all "Phew"
    THEN I was like.."Wow"...then I was "Oh Shit"...Then I was all "Phew"
    THEN I was like.."Wow"...then I was "Oh Shit"...Then I was all "Phew"
    THEN I was like.."Wow"...then I was "Oh Shit"...Then I was all "Phew"

    Dude, what a rollercoaster!

  16. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit on UK Wants To Phase Out Checks By 2018 · · Score: 1

    "that £400 represents our profit for an entire summer."

    You're doing it wrong. ..actually, considering Summer over here is about 2 days and a nice evening... maybe you're on the button.

  17. Re:Not for me on Microsoft eOpen Site Down For Nearly a Week · · Score: 1

    Yes, those too were available if I needed them, but on this occasion I just needed the Win 7 ISOs

  18. Not for me on Microsoft eOpen Site Down For Nearly a Week · · Score: 1

    As much as I like to bash Mic..well, any organisation that deserves it really...I had no problems accessing the site or downloading ISOs of Win7 and Win7 upgrade Weds last week.

  19. Just Wow! on Nanotech Ink Turns Paper Into a Low-Cost Battery · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you tie a length of this paper into a Möbius strip, do you get an infinite power source - or just AC?

  20. Re:Monkey syntax errors aren't so bad on Monkeys With Syntax · · Score: 1

    Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters and eventually you'll have a infinite pile of plastic and metal scrap, all covered in shit.

  21. Re:Measurable results on Monkeys With Syntax · · Score: 1

    ...and just before the event, we will get to learn the monkey phrase for "Oh, shit"

    Double win!

  22. Re:To much reinvention on One Way To Save Digital Archives From File Corruption · · Score: 1

    You have just taken the hideous word 'boxen' to new heights!

    True, though, ZFS is a bleedin obvious implementation of this kind of thing

  23. Re:It Hurts on The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's an Italian song about the manuscript - maybe it holds some clues...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00&feature=player_embedded

    (not a Rickroll)

  24. Re:Transferability on Harvard Says Computers Don't Save Hospitals Money · · Score: 1

    A good point. I have been working on a committe developing standards for the transmission of information between veterinary records in the UK (and we have interest from other countries). The so-called VetXML standard is already being used for insurance claims and lab results, with referrals on advanced testing.

    As per /. standards, I did not RTFA, but I would suggest that "Poorly designed computer systems do not save money" would be a better title.

    I have just finished phase 1 of the roll out of a new clinic management package within our group - we have 31 veterinary clinics in the UK and 9 are now on a new system with improved workflow, easier client and patient management and better management reporting. We can see and benchmark clear benefits in time and cost - fair enough, the major benefits are at the back end (reporting etc), but clinic staff have already praised things like quicker patient searches and more accurate billing, stock management and recalls administration.

    There are clear benefits of the new system so I am confident to say that not only is it more efficient and will save money compared to a manual system, but it will also do the same compared to our other two clinic management packages - one is old and reliable (accessed through VT220 terminals or PCs running an emulation package) but very outdated and has no serious reporting or connectivity abilities, the other is 'modern' but buggy (crashes often), poorly written with a bad database schema that is totally space inefficient.

    I think it's wrong to dismiss computerisation per-se, but there are good and bad examples of system implementations to be seen everywhere.

  25. Re:Play ChromeOS (Data) Jeopardy! on Microsoft, Other Rivals Slam Google Chrome OS · · Score: 1

    Hey parents of new college freshmen, students and businessmen..er..sorry you can't get to your apps or data today we...(take your pick)

        * ...implemented a software patch and experienced some difficulties

        * ...had an array failure and believe all data is irretrievable

        * ...had a power outage in a data centre which caused load balancing problems across the rest of our grid

        * ...had a fibre cut somewhere in the Mediterranean, which affected our European data centres and caused regional traffic slowdowns

    Yes, it is a good job we implemented a local backup service that dumps your data to a USB stick or hard/optical drive - it's just a shame you don't have the hardware or an OS that supports local apps, so off you go to kick a colleague off a PC, pop to the local library (hope they don't use our stuff), or hire/buy some PCs or laptops.