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UK Wants To Phase Out Checks By 2018

The board of the UK Payments Council has set a date to phase out checks in a bid to encourage the advance of other forms of payment. They added, however, that the target of Oct. 2018 would only be realized if adequate alternatives are developed. "The goal is to ensure that by 2018 there is no scenario where customers, individuals or businesses, still need to use a cheque. The board will be especially concerned that the needs of elderly and vulnerable people are met," the Payments Council said in a statement.

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  1. Good Riddance by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No more old ladies holding up the line for an hour because they're too technophobic to use a debit card.

    I'll shit bricks when they outlaw cash.

    1. Re:Good Riddance by MakinBacon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a former cashier who worked at a nationwide chain, I believe that the death of the check will be welcomed by those at all levels of retail. I have been involved in many horror stories caused by my registers check scanner accidentally tearing the check in half. Also, I had the awkward duty of explaining to people that their checks are no good and cannot be accepted without being able to tell them why (when the cashier scans your check, the register automatically does a background check).

    2. Re:Good Riddance by Ostracus · · Score: 1

      "Also, I had the awkward duty of explaining to people that their checks are no good and cannot be accepted without being able to tell them why (when the cashier scans your check, the register automatically does a background check)."

      When's this feature coming to credit cards?

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    3. Re:Good Riddance by MakinBacon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, I had to inform them of their credit cards being denied, too, but that wasn't as awkward (for me, at least) because technically their bank was rejecting the card, not my store.

    4. Re:Good Riddance by hexed_2050 · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'd rather see the end to cash rather than cheques. I hate when people pay with cash.. sitting there holding up the line while they count their dimes and pennies, then end up dropping them. A card is so easy to use, swipe and done. One thing I don't like about cards is that they can track your purchases and locations.

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    5. Re:Good Riddance by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Disagree. My observations of the coffee line indicate that cash is much quicker than cards.

      Exception being those women with gigantic purses that contain pennies buried somewhere deep inside.

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    6. Re:Good Riddance by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the UK, when you used a cheque in retail it has to be accompanied by a cheque guarantee card, which the retailer will copy details from - your bank basically gives you a card (usually its combined with your debit or cash withdrawl card, I've never seen a standalone cheque guarantee card) which tells the retailer how much the bank will guarantee to pay in *any* event when they take your cheque, which circumvents people drawing cheques on empty accounts. No cheque guarantee card, no cheque accepted, simple.

      That said, pretty much all of the UK retail base phased payment by cheque out in 2008/2009, so its pretty hard to find a place that will accept one these days anyway.

    7. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you talk about my mom like that! I'm going upstairs to tattle!

    8. Re:Good Riddance by McHenry+Boatride · · Score: 5, Informative
      Cheques aren't just used in retail. Many small businesses - builders, central heating engineers, and others of that ilk - accept, and prefer, payment by cheque or by cash. They don't want the extra expense of accepting credit cards, and not all customers have access to electronic funds transfer.

      Some acceptable alternative, that doesn't involve having a computer of a rather insecure mobile phone, will need to be devised before phasing out cheques completely.

    9. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some acceptable alternative, that doesn't involve having a computer of a rather insecure mobile phone, will need to be devised before phasing out cheques completely.

      Maybe we could write a little note with our bank details on instructing the bank to pay the small business? He could then take it to the bank and get cash - or even just put it straight into his account.

    10. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a great idea! Add some OCR indicators with the account nunbers and a place where the amount can be written out in longhand notation, and we'll be ridden of checks in no time!

    11. Re:Good Riddance by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Depends on the implementation. When done right, credit is faster:

      "improved high-speed connections allow card purchases to be faster than cash payments, about five seconds a purchase, compared with 8-to-10 seconds for cash, the paper reported." (http://money.cnn.com/2002/11/26/news/companies/mcdonalds/index.htm)

      Robotic change makers might be equally fast, but they are way more expensive.

    12. Re:Good Riddance by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Ah, but most people who pay with cash are actually quite quick, it's just that you don't notice the 20-something who hands the cashier a 20, takes his change and leaves, what you notice is Abigail, age 79, who thinks she's doing the cashier a favor by paying for her $17.74 worth of groceries in exact change when there's a huge line forming behind her as she tries to remember if she's got any extra pennies. Now with "Abigail" the same problem occurs with credit/debit cards:

      1. First she can't open her purse.
      2. Next she can't find her wallet.
      3. Of course, she can't remember where in the wallet her card is.
      4. Now she struggles to get the card out of the wallet.
      5. Once the card is out she has no idea how to orient the card when using it.
      6. Oh, she finally got that right, now what's this pin thing?
      7. She finally remembers the PIN.
      8. Oh, turns out it was the wrong card, no money on that account, oh well I'm sure the other card is somewhere in that big purse of hers...

      And yes, I've been stuck for 5+ minutes behind elderly ladies like the one in my example above, they also tend to do their weekly/monthly shopping run at the local grocery store right around 16-17 in the afternoon, and they always argue with the cashier about their expired coupons (or they argue about how lemons and oranges are practically the same thing so they should get a discount on the lemons with their orange coupon etc). I may not be overly stressed but after spending a total of 10-15 minutes waiting for others to pay for their groceries I'm just about ready to go postal...

      /Mikael

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    13. Re:Good Riddance by chriseyre2000 · · Score: 1

      Wait til you have to pay for goods in a power cut.

    14. Re:Good Riddance by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Well, unlike McD's, my corner coffee shop apparently does not have a dedicated T1 for credit transactions, or whatever they need. So its more like 10s vs. 45s.

      The neighborhood liquor store/bodega is still on dialup, so even longer still, plus they charge you .25.

      Point is that debit is still a long way from the convenience of cash outside of franchise America.

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    15. Re:Good Riddance by Wowsers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would rather see the end of cards, what with people who can't even remember an insecure and hopelessly short 4 digit pin, or paying for a newspaper - on a card, or the communications breakdown between cashier terminal and the bank. These people all drastically slow down the "10 items" lines in a store, there should be cash tills only.

      Now credit and debit cards are coming out with contactless technology, so it will be even easier to steal money from your bank account, all without your knowledge, and as it's a small payment, the bank will do noting about the fraud.

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    16. Re:Good Riddance by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      not all customers have access to electronic funds transfer.

      That's your problem, right there. Fix it.
      The capability for electronic funds transfer should be automatically granted with any bank account - both via debit card and via internet. In the Nordic countries, cheques are essentially extinct. If you try to present one at a bank, it is treated as a truly exotic item, and may cause confusion. The only cheques deposited are invariably from countries with backward retail banking (UK, US, Canada, etc.), and the clearing time and fees can be significant. On the other hand, electronic transfer to or from other accounts (worldwide) is fast and cheap, and provides immediate confirmation of receipt of the payment.
      I regularly pay vendors in Germany, Sweden, and Finland with direct electronic transfers via internet when making purchases or handling invoices. There is no risk of "delayed/lost in the mail" as happens to cheques with remarkable frequency. On-the-spot payments (small stores and large, petrol stations, vending machines, parking meters, etc.) are made using the debit card for the account. There is no need to carry wads of cash in your wallet, and shops do not have to handle or transport large amounts of cash.

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    17. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't just small businesses in the US. Last year we did a six-figure project for a Fortune 50 company. Paid by check!

    18. Re:Good Riddance by Sobrique · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Outside of franchise America - AND the rest of the modern world. Because you don't have that problem in Europe - EFT is well supported and widely available, and it's actively trivial to pay by card.
      Bank to bank transfers are also widely available and free of charge.
      If you think about it, you'll see why this makes sense - cheques require manual validation, direct transfers don't. Cheques require physical items moving around, direct transfers don't.
      I'm afraid it really is only backwaters that hasn't kept up with the times. This might include a lot of the US though I guess...

    19. Re:Good Riddance by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cards slow down express lanes? You're kidding right?

      I swipe my card while the checker is scanning. When he's done it prompts me to confirm the price. I hit yes. He prints a receipt. No change. No counting. Instantaneous.

    20. Re:Good Riddance by iamacat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not every business is a nationwide chain. Any two people can use a cheque for a transaction without paying a transaction fee or going through inconvenience of setting up a credit card processing service. If I have personal means to verify your trustworthiness I may accept your check regardless of your eligibility to get a credit card. And a pen works just fine when there is no possibility of a network connection to process a card. Just because something works for Wall mart doesn't mean that a street cornet vendor or a one-off private seller should be denied additional options.

    21. Re:Good Riddance by iamacat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if you don't have an immediate access to electrons. Like say you are in one of the holes in AT&T data coverage that Verizon likes to show on a map? We still need a good old way to arrange offline money transfer between two people.

    22. Re:Good Riddance by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      My grandmother pays with a debit card every time, and she is 87 years old.

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    23. Re:Good Riddance by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Call me paranoid but I bet they'd love to get rid of cash. Being able to track the flow of money be it for paying the neighbor's kid to mow the lawn (child labor laws for you, undeclared income for the kid) or giving the guy on corner a couple bucks (who knows about his past, giving him money might mean aiding and abetting a felon) or... whatever. It'd be another layer of control and there's so many laws they could hit you with.

      I know, I know. Been playing too much Deus Ex. The game just feels dead on, prophetic.

    24. Re:Good Riddance by ommerson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are labouring under the assumption that cheques are a cheap form of payment for small businesses. They are not, and as volume of cheques in use reduces, it is likely to become increasingly less competitive. I'd hazard a guess that payment by debit card is already a much cheaper way of doing business, and one in which payment is guaranteed (unlike cheques, which might bounce).

      The future is almost certain to be mobile card payment terminals of the kind used in restaurants, with a GPRS/3G data connection to the merchant. These are already in common use amongst tradespeople.

      If you consider that almost everybody trusted by a UK bank with a cheque book is also issued with a cheque guarantee card - which in almost all cases is some kind of debit card - it's hard to claim that this method of payment is any less available.

      However, there are some definite accessibility issues to be addressed for disabled users, but cheques suffered from a different set of these.

    25. Re:Good Riddance by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Recently I had to send payment to the DVLA (UK version of DMV), and the payment had to be enclosed with the form.

      Cash was not acceptable (obviously) so I had to send a cheque or a postal order. How will this work now?

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    26. Re:Good Riddance by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      British shops stopped accepting cheques as payment about three years ago.

    27. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cash was not acceptable (obviously) so I had to send a cheque or a postal order. How will this work now?

      With a postal order.

    28. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen a standalone cheque guarantee card

      That's because you're a mere foetus! When I opened my Lloyds bank account in 1981 I was given a cheque guarantee card and a seperate new-fangled 'cashpoint' card, as was the style at the time...

      It was a few years later before they started combining these things.

      Incidentally, the announcement about cheque withdrawl said that the cheque guarantee system would end in October 2011, well ahead of the end of cheques themselves.

    29. Re:Good Riddance by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'll shit bricks when they outlaw cash.

      That happened in the 20th century. Britons, like most people in the world, only have fiat notes and base-metal slugs now.

      -jcr

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    30. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that electronic checkout works wonders with cash during a power outage too.

    31. Re:Good Riddance by Jaruzel · · Score: 1

      With a postal order.

      And when was the last time anyone under the age of 90 actually used one of those ?

      Do they even still exist ? Most Post Offices grumble about taking parcels these days, I shudder to think how the coversation would go for anything more exotic...

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    32. Re:Good Riddance by johny42 · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that no one mentioned the anonymity and untraceability of cash as an obvious advantage. This is Slashdot, right? People tend to get paranoid about Google knowing their search queries here, but no one cares that their bank knows about every grocery they buy?

      There are cryptological protocols that try to simulate cash electronically (so you get to keep your anonymity, but you don't have to carry a lot of paper with you, or, for that matter, you don't have to leave your home at all to make an electronic cash transaction). It's sad they are not very popular yet.

    33. Re:Good Riddance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We have one and it's cash. We don't need a second one that is unnecessarily expensive.

    34. Re:Good Riddance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      You can do it online, over the phone or put card details on the form as people would do before the internet.

    35. Re:Good Riddance by Jaruzel · · Score: 1

      Ok, In europe a large segment of small/medium businesses don't actually do there-and-then online authentication for small card payments - these businesses can be identified by their refusal to take visa electron card ( which REQUIRE online validation for every transaction ). These retailers then do a mass verificaiton at the end of the day etc.

      I think the way forward here is that as part of your small business bank account perks, your bank sells/rents you (at discount) one of those hand held 3G card terminals (commonly seen brought to your table in restaurants). This system would protect the small business from bounced cheques (why IS that spelt differently in the US?) whilst providing the customer with a familiar experience.

      -Jar

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    36. Re:Good Riddance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I set up an online shop for a small business. It wasn't that expensive, cheques will likely get expensive when the only people using them are a handful of small businesses.

      Lastly, why not take cash? Hell, use it in your favour and fiddle your taxes with ease.

    37. Re:Good Riddance by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      They are trying to encourage you to pay online - I did that this year when I renewed my car's tax disk.

    38. Re:Good Riddance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Just think, it's not going to improve because people seem to have it in their head that broadband through out the US isn't necessary and some how impossible. Enjoy your slow purchases when cheques are phased out.

    39. Re:Good Riddance by hinchles · · Score: 1

      i pay the tax man with cheque gives me time to get money sent straight off when the return is complete but still gives me 7 days to get money transfered out of savings account into main account. also all my clients with the exception of only a single one pay by cheque.

    40. Re:Good Riddance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Debit cards aren't hard for old people to use. It's just that a lot of people use being old as an excuse for being stupid.

    41. Re:Good Riddance by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      A 4 digit pin is pretty insecure, but a signature is even worse, and that's all a check uses. If you steal a check book it's game on for fraud...

      Cards when handled right are perfectly quick, sometimes quicker than cash because there is no change counting involved. Of course, some people can screw the whole process up but they can do that regardless of the payment method.

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    42. Re:Good Riddance by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      "Bank to bank transfers are also widely available and free of charge." While I completely agree with moving away from cheques to electronic payment, bank transfers are not free to all UK account holders - particularly some business accounts - this is why an IT support company I sometimes do work for pays me by cheque, as the fee to transfer by BACS from his account makes it less cost effective.

    43. Re:Good Riddance by dugeen · · Score: 1

      Absolutely - I never use a debit card with a Chip & Fraud reader because you have no protection against the store making unauthorised payments from your account. The bank will just claim that you gave them your PIN - there are 100 complaints a month to the financial ombudsman about this issue.

    44. Re:Good Riddance by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      You get people like that everywhere...
      People who board a bus or enter a train station, and only when they reach the ticket barrier do they start trying to find their ticket... Some people will stand for quite some time blocking the ticket gate while they sort through their bag looking for the ticket.
      Getting on the train was not an impulse decision, did you not consider taking your ticket out as you approach the station and have it in hand ready once you reach the gates?

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    45. Re:Good Riddance by ggeens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With a postal order.

      And when was the last time anyone under the age of 90 actually used one of those ?

      Do they even still exist ?

      Postal orders still exist, AFAIK. Don't remember when I last used one. The only reason to use those is to make an international payment to someone who doesn't accept credit card or money transfers. (Those people are extremely rare.)

      I shudder to think how the coversation would go for anything more

      The post office makes you fill out the form completely (writing down the same information 3 or 4 times, including the amount in text). Then, they take your money and give you one part of the form.

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    46. Re:Good Riddance by hydromike2 · · Score: 1

      government based debit card? do you know how much the IRS would love have every single transaction electronically documented? Not to mention how hard this would make drug transactions among other things. I actually wouldn't mind getting rid of checks/cash, I think I have only written a check once, maybe twice, and the only reason I use cash is if someone gave it to me, otherwise I just use my debit/credit card. For my generation at least it seems that checks are just as useless as being able to write in cursive. I remember through like 3rd grade they had us practicing cursive, because its faster and thats how you write business letters and whatever. My little rant aside, checks are a waste of time, money and efficiency.

    47. Re:Good Riddance by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll · · Score: 1

      (usually its combined with your debit or cash withdrawl card, I've never seen a standalone cheque guarantee card)

      Sir, your youth is showing ;-)

      "Standalone" (ie single function) Cheque Guarantee Cards were common back in the 1980's.

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    48. Re:Good Riddance by terryducks · · Score: 1

      capability for electronic funds transfer should be automatically granted

      with NO fee as there will be no other way to move money around. ATMs do charge access fees (yes not at the local branch) but I can see the No paper fee, handling fee etc etc being piled on because they can and will

    49. Re:Good Riddance by QuestorTapes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >> not all customers have access to electronic funds transfer.

      > That's your problem, right there. Fix it.

      It's a problem, but not the only problem in the US.

      > The capability for electronic funds transfer should be automatically granted with any bank
      > account - both via debit card and via internet. In the Nordic countries, cheques are
      > essentially extinct.

      Most other nations have different financial protections on EFTs than here in the US.

      One root cause of this is that the banking system in the US grew from state-chartered banks, not federally-chartered banks. 50 states, all with different rules and regulations.

      Much of the current legal and technological infrastructure to begin to _consider_ phasing out checks in the US was only put into place post-911. At that time, the federal government was confronted with the fact that they had been nursemaiding a check clearing system leftover from the early 20th century, and even a brief interruption of airline service significantly impeded the ability to move huge boxes of paper checks across long distances quickly.

      The legal overview still isn't as good as it needs to be. People in the US are still advised by security and financial planners to use _credit_ not _debit_ cards, because the protections against errors and fraud are "bank policy" which can change in an instant, not "the law".

      Correcting an issue with bank errors in clearing a check required banks to put the funds back in place and follow a real procedure for resolving the issue quickly.

      With EFTs/Debit cards, banks are typically _very_ slow to restore the funds, and often glacially slow (and incompetent) at resolving the issues.

      Personal experience: I've set up EFTs for recurring bills at various times in the past. In each case, the bank was unable to complete some transfers, unable to cancel the transfer, unable to resolve the issue quickly, and I was charged for late payments. Some of these took several _months_ to resolve.

      > The only cheques deposited are invariably from countries with backward retail banking (UK, US, Canada, etc.)

      As noted by another poster, it isn't all retail. In fact, it likely isn't even _mostly_ retail that deals with checks. Small service industries: appliance repair, contracting/home remodeling, charities and non-profits, small-business suppliers and wholesalers, shippers and transport firms, any companies dealing with Asian, South American, or former Soviet-block nations need to deal in checks all day, every day. Or lose the bulk of the business they do.

      > electronic transfer to or from other accounts (worldwide) is fast and cheap,
      > and provides immediate confirmation of receipt of the payment.

      Not in the US, and the banks are shielded from the need to confirm _by law_. I'm also curious about the claim that it's fast and cheap (reliable implied) worldwide. I mentioned several regions above where checks are still common. I have no doubt that fast, cheap and reliable EFTs are available in all those regions. But are they reliable to all businesses in those areas? Sure, if you are dealing with a big Asian electronics, metals or chemicals supplier, I'm sure it's no problem. What about the small-lot specialty suppliers; do they have the same fast EFT access, with reliable transfers protected by law? I'm not so sure.

      > There is no risk of "delayed/lost in the mail" as happens to cheques with remarkable
      frequency.

      Not in the US, where delayed/misdirected, effectively "lost" EFTs are commonplace.

      > On-the-spot payments (small stores and large, petrol stations, vending machines,
      > parking meters, etc.) are made using the debit card for the account.

      Mostly true in the US; some things (parking meters) are not usually equipped for debit cards. In part, this is due to the fact that there are more parking meters in some major US cities than there are _people_ in some of the Nordic countries you mentioned. Since ownership and management of t

    50. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when was the last time anyone under the age of 90 actually used one of those ?

      I'm 20, and in the place I lived two years ago, I used to pay my rent fortnightly with a postal order. It turned out to be the cheapest and easiest option - a postal order was only ~$2, which ended up being cheaper than either my rental agents' flaky piece-of-crap Internet/EFT service or the drive/bus/train to their (located-in-the-boondocks) office to pay in cash. I'm sure I'm not the only one in this situation, given that my rental agent is quite large and well-known (though I'd guess that most people just accepted the rip-off internet/EFT service).

    51. Re:Good Riddance by merichards · · Score: 1

      {pendantry} Thank you for being the first person to spell cheque properly. {/pendantry} There will need to be some alternative payment means for small companies, or a legislated elimination of card fees.

    52. Re:Good Riddance by OolimPhon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good luck buying a house with that cash. The drugs squad would like to have a word with you...

    53. Re:Good Riddance by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      American orthographic reform as pushed by Noah Webster.

    54. Re:Good Riddance by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see the end to cash rather than cheques. I hate when people pay with cash.. sitting there holding up the line while they count their dimes and pennies, then end up dropping them. A card is so easy to use, swipe and done. One thing I don't like about cards is that they can track your purchases and locations.

      Your last sentence gives the reason why your first sentence is undesired from a privacy standpoint. Cash still provides an almost traceless means of exchange. When everything becomes an electronic transfer, anyone who wants to poke into your financial affairs and monitor your purchases can do so.

      As for checks, people still like to use them primarily because you if you're technically broke but facing an imminent need to buy something, you can still write a check Tuesday, knowing it won't be cleared until Thursday when the money will be in your account. This doesn't work at larger retailers now, since they do electronically run it through to verify if sufficient funds exist, but at smaller stores or for private exchange between two individuals, this is still an option.

      There are still some valid reasons to use checks in certain situations. Rather than eliminating them entirely, let companies, retailers, and individuals decide for themselves whether or not they will continue to accept checks as policy, and let everyone else that wants to accept them, accept them. But let's keep the option. (Choice is good.)

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    55. Re:Good Riddance by Stuarticus · · Score: 1
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    56. Re:Good Riddance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yet people are fine with the fact that paying with legal tender should result in the authorities investigating you? Sad really.

      Of course you can do what many people do any just transfer the money from your bank to theirs. Which is all a cheque is but much faster.

    57. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, bear in mind that we're talking about something that's not going to happen for NINE FUCKING YEARS. I think that's enough time for businesses to adapt. Most of Europe changed their fucking currency in less time than that.

    58. Re:Good Riddance by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Oh good! I can pay online - providing I've not been given '3 strikes and out' without the chance to prove my innocence. Online is only usable if it becomes a right with which the Government cannot interfere. After all, they cannot prevent you from using a post office or a bank to make a payment if you are complying legally with all other requirements of life. But the internet is not the same. The ISPs will be tasked to carry out deep packet inspection - which implies that they will also be able to collect your bank details which, of course, will be entirely secure and never leaked or misused -, you could be disconnected because someone else hacked into you network, one member of a household carried out something deemed suspicious (i.e. downloading an Ubuntu CD?), or the 'Government' doesn't like the fact that you support an opposition party.

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    59. Re:Good Riddance by jonwil · · Score: 1

      If retailers hate cheques so much, why do they bother to keep accepting them. Either pay with cash or pay with a credit or debit card (here un Australia, most retailers accept EFTPOS which means you can use your bank card and bank account to pay for stuff directly)

      I agree cheques are usefull for the likes of plumbers, builders, tradespeople and others who cant really accept credit/debit cards or EFTPOS but for normal retail stores it makes no sense anymore.

      And if you argue that cheques are a better option for those who run stores that are too far away to get a decent network link for credit/debit/EFTPOS machines, I counter that by saying that I paid for petrol at a petrol station/roadhouse in the middle of the Australian outback 300kms from the nearest town and the EFTPOS machine worked just fine.

    60. Re:Good Riddance by peragrin · · Score: 1

      What if the vendor doesn't want to pay the 3-5% fees that using credit and debit cards cost a company?

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    61. Re:Good Riddance by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Good luck buying a house with that cash.

      I wouldn't accept a cheque for a house, especially not if I was incommunicado and thus unable to verify it immediately.

      The drugs squad would like to have a word with you...

      Please explain why drugs squad would be interested in the method of payment I used to purchase my residence? Money laundering investigators I could understand, but drugs squad?

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    62. Re:Good Riddance by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tomorrow belongs to you, eh comrade?

      1. If you shop in small, independent stores, you may be doing a favour by giving exact change.

      2. Either way, you are certainly doing a favour by paying in cash: no transaction fee.

      3. Lines are usually slowed down where I shop by gossip, which involves extra minutes rather than seconds. This is dependent largely on whether shopkeep and customer know each other. Nattering teens are as guilty as pensioners. To some, this is a social perk of going to a physical store.

      4. Most people taught before the calculator generation can estimate the cost of their purchases and, when quoted the exact figure, sum up a few coins in seconds. This tends to exclude those in their teens and 20s, unless they have made a willing effort of their own to master mental arithmetic. This disparty becomes painfully obvious whenever some electronic system fails, or in the event I do not pay by exact change and receive incorrect change.

      5. But it turns out that when you get old, your mental and manual dexterity is reduced. You have two choices: stay at home and wither away lest you have to confront an arrogant version of yourself from 50 years ago with all the advantages of health that youth enjoys, or rage against the dying of the light and try your best. Meanwhile, while I am young, I shall appreciate those who have endured more than twice as many years and hardships as me yet carry on. I'm quite sure there is no emergency requiring me to get my purchases home within five minutes rather than ten, and I can use the time to think, to listen (to those around me or to a recorded book), or to chat.

      If you still abhor the environment of a physical store, they have the Internet for shopping now.

    63. Re:Good Riddance by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      maybe it's your bank that's expensive. A check costs me less than depositing the amount described. Credit cards have so many fees I don't even know why any business would accept them. SWIFT payments with $45 transaction fees are just plain stupid. Paying ~200 suppliers with 2 required signatures within 30 minutes just won't happen with digital. This is not about checks it's about who pays who and how.

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    64. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chip and Pin my friend. Its the new fumbling in pockets for change.

    65. Re:Good Riddance by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Recently I had to send payment to the DVLA (UK version of DMV), and the payment had to be enclosed with the form. Cash was not acceptable (obviously) so I had to send a cheque or a postal order. How will this work now?

      One time direct debit, cash transfer, credit card payment into an agreed account with a one shot user name and password, charge made on your phone bill.. Lots of ways that could be used. Simply put.. If Cheques go away, they can only do so if all cases in which there is no alternative are eliminated. So DVLA will by then have to come up with a new method. Easiest and most universal way I can see is to have a deal with the post office, so you go in with your form, pay the post office, who give you a receipt, and accept the form, which is then posted to the DVLA with a receipt of payment either physically stapled to the form, or electronically transmitted. Several organisations already use the post office system to accept payments. Why would DVLA be unable to.

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    66. Re:Good Riddance by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      What if the vendor doesn't want to pay the 3-5% fees that using credit and debit cards cost a company?

      The same thing as if they only accept gold bullion. They lose business because they are unable to take payment for goods and services. And there is still cash.

      A cheque paid into a business account is not free either..

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    67. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the banks might shoot themselves in the foot by trying to phase out cheques without primary legislation.

      Anyone can print up a cheque book, because, in UK law, they are nothing more than template instructions to the bank. Without a cheque guarantee card and account numbers, they are only good if funds are available, and only at the drawers bank, but they are still good. The banks could be throwing away the convenient automation, without preventing people from actually using cheques.

      Some people know this.

      (1) It's not uncommon when people are paying a large corporation in protest, to make life difficult by hand-writing a cheque in an awkward way. One was once written on the side of a cow and left at the bank.

      (2) There has been at least one case where junk mail for a competition included what was meant to be a sample, dummy cheque attached for the prize of £1,000,000. There were no account numbers, but it was made out to the bearer, from the company in question. Someone cashed one. It was held up in court. Win! \o/

    68. Re:Good Riddance by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      1) I wasn't complaining about people paying with cash.

      2) Once again, I wasn't complaining about people paying with cash but most people I know with insight into the costs of running a store say that transaction fees are less than the costs associated with handling large amounts of cash safely.

      3) Most grocery stores don't have much gossip, and if they do it generally isn't five minutes of idle gossip when there's a long line of customers.

      4) I wasn't complaining about anyone's ability to count, perhaps you should have read my post before replying?

      5) I wasn't complaining about old people being slightly slower than others, I was complaining about those who are so inept at paying for their groceries that it takes them several minutes just to get their credit card/money out and despite this insist on shopping at the times of the day when there are as many customers as possible (and since most of these people are the elderly I doubt they lack the free time to show up an hour or two earlier when the stores are practically abandoned compared to the 16:30 - 17:30 rush of people who remembered they need some milk or whatever and end up stuck behind some little old lady with a full shopping cart doing her weekly grocery shopping).

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    69. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I'm currently trying to buy a house. The two options for payment are 'telegraphic transfer' (EFT) or a bankers draft. Cheques are certainly not an option.

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    70. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      ATMs do charge access fees (yes not at the local branch)

      Not in the UK, where this story is relevant. No banks in the UK charge ATM fees for anyone with a bank that is part of the Link network. The only ATMs that charge fees are the private ones that you find in pubs and (occasionally) shops.

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    71. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Then they will only accept cash. They won't take cheques, because the banks impose a similar fee for handling those and also impose much larger liability on the stores (banks guarantee cheques, but only up to the value on the cheque guarantee card).

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    72. Re:Good Riddance by ultranova · · Score: 1

      That happened in the 20th century. Britons, like most people in the world, only have fiat notes and base-metal slugs now.

      In other words, they have cash: physical tokens that can be used as payment.

      Why, would it be somehow magically better if the slugs were made of some other material?

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    73. Re:Good Riddance by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      > Many small businesses - builders, central heating engineers, and others of that ilk - accept, and prefer, payment by cheque or by cash. They don't want the extra expense of accepting credit cards ...and they don't necessarily want to declare everything.

      Seriously, I don't see the problem. You send (or give) them an invoice, and leave it to them how they transfer the funds - if they can't use online banking, maybe they can find a bank that still lets you arrange the transfer over the counter. Either way, it's their problem now.

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    74. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Read the small print. If you pay HMRC by cheque, then the cheque must arrive in enough time to clear by the deadline. I, on the other hand, set up an EFT for three working days before the deadline online as soon as I've completed the return and the money stays in my account until the last possible moment but is guaranteed to arrive in time.

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    75. Re:Good Riddance by u38cg · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the UK, the card transaction can't start until the physical transaction is complete, and require a PIN and two-way authentication. Some tills even lock up when you put your card in too early.

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    76. Re:Good Riddance by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      Cash isn't "Free". (why is this about to sound like an open source argument?).

      Ever paid for a secure cash drop/pickup from a local security company? Ever paid for bulletproof glass, an actual fireproof safe which is mounted in concrete, and a personal alarm system?

      Security on most vending machines certainly isn't cheap either.

      Cash counting for non-trivial amount of transactions isn't free either (staff time).

      Pre-stored value cards might be an option. Now we just need to agree on a standard ....

      There is no right answer, but I'm very suspicious of a government that would want to eliminate cash. Cheques on the other hand ... well ... Netcraft confirms it.

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    77. Re:Good Riddance by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      "Like say you are in one of the holes in AT&T data coverage that Verizon likes to show on a map?"

      Oh, we have those in Scandinavia as well, but I doubt you will find anyone to pay out there.

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    78. Re:Good Riddance by Tejin · · Score: 1

      FYI, almost everyone in Canada uses interac. I haven't even seen a cheque in a retail situation in ten years.

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    79. Re:Good Riddance by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      There are definitively cultural issues here, yes, and maybe regulation effects as well. In Norway, 95% of stores will let you withdraw cash if you pay with a card, and the surcharge (which is small to non-existent) is charged _you_ directly by the bank, and not indirectly via the merchant. This is a good thing.

      In Germany, however, I was surprised that most stores didn't really want debit/credit card payments, and charged extra for it. Someone should tell German issuers that making things painless for merchants makes good business sense.

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    80. Re:Good Riddance by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "Standalone" (ie single function) Cheque Guarantee Cards were common back in the 1980's.

      They weren't any use if you wanted to buy anything that cost more than four shillings thruppence and half a farthing.

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    81. Re:Good Riddance by b4upoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The alternative can not be automatic bill payment. I just had a situation in which an insurance company took an entire years premium instead of the agreed upon monthly payment. That triggered a cascade of overdraft fees to my account. The company involved did redeposit the money they accidentally took but they failed to pay for the overdraft fees that they directly caused. They will pay eventually but in the mean time I am short of over $100 in expenses generated by their error. Automatic bill payment is not safe enough to use in my opinion.

    82. Re:Good Riddance by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Your system is stupid! It shouldn't be the vendor who pays the fees, but the customer (the customer pays in the end anyway) - and they should be way below 3-5% for all but the smallest transfers.
      I'm sure the credit card companies want adoption to be increased, and more transfers to go through them. Customers want things to be easy, as do vendors - what's holding it back, regulation? and why can't regulation keep up if no one benefits from the system the way things are?

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    83. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not all customers have access to electronic funds transfer.

      That's your problem, right there. Fix it.

      Not all customers want access to electronic funds transfer.

    84. Re:Good Riddance by tepples · · Score: 1

      Of course you can do what many people do any just transfer the money from your bank to theirs.

      Except the bassackward retail banking situation here in the United States makes such transfers a pain (and probably with substantial bank fees) when they don't occur through the check system.

    85. Re:Good Riddance by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      1. Your "thinks she's doing the cashier a favor by paying for her $17.74 worth of groceries in exact change" is an implicit dismissal of the fact that she often is doing the cashier/business a favour.

      2. Depends on the location, nature of business, volume of business, interval between deposits, etc - obviously. I've "worked the retail floor" in two places: helping out at a friend's cybercafe in central London, and manning a local charity shop. The former had a balance of card and cash transactions, apparent careful security procedures for cash handling, and seemed at home with either. The charity shop was in an area where robbery was unlikely, never had high amounts of cash on the premises, and was perhaps too lackadaisical; but it was reluctant to accept card purchases, because of the guaranteed hit to income.

      (FWIW, most of my commerce experience comes from running an Interweb business a while back, and we even accepted cheques!)

      3. Generalising a statement globally like that is inevitably going to fail ;-). I guarantee that, where I live, a long line of customers does not preclude customer and cashier having two or three minutes' gossip. The more built-up the area, perhaps, the less likely this is.

      4. You were creating a false dichotomy between the fast 20-something and the slow 70-something. I argue that the older generations tend to be more adept with mental arithmetic, i.e. competent to make fast cash transactions (the fastest type of transaction in a random store), but that there reaches a point at which one's body and mind slow regardless.

      5. Why don't you act on your field intelligence officer observational skills and:

      (i) Plan your life better, so you don't keep forgetting things - how about buying an extra bottle of milk and cycling it via the freezer? How about staying somewhere very rural for a month or two, to give you a lesson in stocking up on necessities? I've done it, it's worth it.

      (ii) Realise that you have no more right to store time than older generations, and turn up 2 hours later yourself (where do you live that food stores all close at 1730?), or at lunch, or before work.

      It's as easy to criticise you for your failings - which you can mitigate for - as it is to criticise an old lady who can only dream to be able to move her hands and mind as fast as she used to, and we (lucky us!) still can.

    86. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hookers. You can say it, we won't be offended.

    87. Re:Good Riddance by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      A 4-digit pin may be insecure, but a note doesn't even have that. Cards 1, cash 0.

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    88. Re:Good Riddance by the_xaqster · · Score: 1

      That was indeed the intended function of the cheque guarantee card. Now that is no longer the case. The bank will happily bounce a £5.00 cheque if it goes over your account limit by as little as a penny, guarantee card or no. That means they can take the money, Charge you a over limit fee, charge you an unauthorised overdraft fee, bounce the cheque, charge you for bouncing the cheque, then pass your details on to Expiran (I think?) who contact you to get payment for the cheque, and charge you a £40 collection fee.... Nice little earner if you can get away with it....

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    89. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You may be doing small shops a favour by paying with exact change, because they then can then make change for the next person who doesn't, however you're often not doing them a favour paying with cash. Card transactions go into their account immediately and can be used to pay the large expenses like rent and rates on the premises (or earn interest if it isn't), cash can only be used immediately for the small expenses and still needs to be carefully accounted for for tax purposes (if they don't, then they may get audited and fined, which is even more expensive). Finally, most banks only handle notes for free, they charge a fee for handling coins. If you pay with a note and the shop gives you change then they can generally pay in the note without incurring any fees, but they may need to get coins from the bank (and pay a handling fee) if they don't have enough of a particular type of coin in stock. Having cash on the premises also increases the cost of insurance and security, as does transporting amounts of cash to the bank. Overall, accepting cash is no cheaper than accepting cards for most small businesses, and more expensive for most large businesses. Cash has a lot of hidden costs.

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    90. Re:Good Riddance by Zemran · · Score: 1

      Great basis for a sweeping change to the banking system. As someone who would not dream of using a cheque at a supermarket I can understand your opinion but fail to see how it justifies the demise of the whole cheque system. When I want to send some money to someone by post there is no better system than a cheque. For some things I will set up direct debit, for some things I will use cash, for some things I use a credit card and for some things I NEED a cheque book. This is all the same 'we need one tool to fit all situations' stupidity again. Cheques are great. I do not want and electronic system that uses a mobile phone, I want a piece of paper that also acts as a receipt. I cannot stick my mobile phone in an envelope and send it to someone. If I have a one off payment to someone a cheque is much better than some electronic system.

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    91. Re:Good Riddance by kanad · · Score: 1

      In Australia a very common way to buy property is at an auction. Since you don't know how much the house will end up at auction and you have to pay a 10% deposit on the spot after winning to seal the deal, cheques are pretty much the only option. We are talking substantial money here, like 10% of $522,000 = $52.2K. You write a cheque and since you know it takes 3 working days to cash the cheque, go back home and transfer money parked in a high interest saving account to the checking account.

    92. Re:Good Riddance by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Nothing made checkout lines take longer than the rapid switch to debit cards in Canada. Instead of waiting for people to hand over money, you'd have to wait as people fished through their wallets trying every card for every account to find out which one had enough balance remaining. Sometimes you'd even end up waiting as the clerk split up the purchase among multiple debit cards. I've gone 100% back to cash now, except for some online purchases.

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    93. Re:Good Riddance by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Here in Ireland (and I think most other European countries - certain UK and Germany in my experience) you have to wait till the transaction is completed, then insert the card, wait for a moment, enter your pin, press OK, wait again (even a moment before the receipts print) and then take your card and take the receipts.

      If you are somewhere without broadband (countryside) you potentially have to wait for the dial-up modem to connect.

      Every so often some bank's system goes down and you end up with people unable to pay by card for half a day or so.

      Cash is fairly quick for most people as either they can make change fast, or they don't bother and just handover notes (check-out operators are fast at making change). I find most of my change is used paying for small-ticket items and even though I don't hoard change and prefer to use it, I can mostly just pay with notes of €10, €20, €50 for items above €5 and still get my loose change used up paying for coffee or whatnot. If I have too much loose change, I use it for a larger amount sometime when there is no queue.

      I prefer card just for when I have little cash on me or would end up low on cash in my wallet and it's inconvenient to go to the ATM. Even abroad this is the case, as it costs me nothing to use my cash card in a UK or a Eurozone ATM and it can be inconvenient not to have cash on hand for small items.

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    94. Re:Good Riddance by jcr · · Score: 1

      In other words, they have cash: physical tokens that can be used as payment.

      Nope, coinage is cash. What they have is irredeemable bearer bonds.

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    95. Re:Good Riddance by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Maybe a credit card version of the Oyster travel card would make things even faster? No pin, just swipe.

    96. Re:Good Riddance by maxume · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they could never ever actually change the form, that would be impossible.

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    97. Re:Good Riddance by siloko · · Score: 1

      Well a note is limited to the denomination, a debit card is only limited by my balance!

    98. Re:Good Riddance by maxume · · Score: 1

      I've really had it with you people posting made up words to Slashdot.

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    99. Re:Good Riddance by junklight · · Score: 1

      >> I've never seen a standalone cheque guarantee card

      I haven't seen one for years - but I had one back in the day

    100. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll shit bricks when they outlaw cash.

      While I'd be fine with getting rid of paper, I would want us to switch to coins made of silver and gold and not just some electronic fiat currency.

    101. Re:Good Riddance by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      you would if you waited for the cheque to clear before handing over the keys. Which is standard anyway even with small amounts.

    102. Re:Good Riddance by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      I used to work at an Apple store, and always hated it when someone wanted to pay with a check. It wasn't so much the fact that it required transferring the transaction from my portable checkout device to the one remaining register; when someone paid with cash we'd have to do the same thing (and it was entertaining counting out $2000 in twenties once in a while). It was the hell of getting approval for their checks. Unlike a credit card or a debit card, which is approved/denied based on a simple mag-strip read and an electronic query of how much credit/money the person has left, the check approval requires a MICR scan (which usually failed), hand-typing their driver's license # and zip code, scribbling codes on their check, and in about 1 in 10 times ended with a phone call to the check authorization service, which is using some kind of black magic to determine whether the person is trustworthy or not. You can have $10K in the bank and still get your check rejected for a $1K purchase if you let your cable bill go unpaid in protest over them dropping the Bowling Channel.

      Debit cards aren't a perfect solution, however. Most people don't realize that their bank puts a limit on the size of transactions, so even if you have enough money in your account to pay for that lovely new MacBook Pro, it'll probably be declined if you don't call them ahead of time to OK it.

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    103. Re:Good Riddance by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      What's holding it up is that customers wouldn't pay 3-5% more when they can just bring cash. (Or at least, smart customers who pay their bills off every month and are basically in it for the rewards.)

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    104. Re:Good Riddance by 2obvious4u · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry there are still people in the world, and even the UK who don't have internet. Elderly in nursing homes come to mind.

      What about large purchases? I use my debit card for all small transactions, however when I paid the HVAC contractor I wrote a check. When I bought my car, I wrote a check. When I bought my house I wrote a check. For everything else I use electronic transaction, but there are lots of cases that a check is the best/only option.

    105. Re:Good Riddance by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      It can't be automatic bill debiting, perhaps. But if you set up automatic payments by the bank (you tell them how much they should be sending out), it should work.

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    106. Re:Good Riddance by oolon · · Score: 1

      Bankers draft for that then! In the UK the maximum electronic transfer in a day is 10k, so not enough to buy a house. The problem with electronic transfers is the possibility of mistakes, with a cheque it is the responsibility of the person receiving it to check the details are correct. With an electronic transfer, if it is sent to the wrong place, tuff the money is gone. I use direct debts for bill, electronic transfers from between my own accounts, however give cheques or cash for Ad Hoc payments not to be repeated.

    107. Re:Good Riddance by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Just use the Oyster card! This is happening in some parts of London, the tech exists and the system generally works. But the problem is, they never catch on as the wider infrastructure is just too large and expensive to implement.

      Maybe a nationwide electronic payment system should be the responsibility of the Bank of England or the government. Or they should have got the private banks to commit to it as part of saving their arse earlier this year.

    108. Re:Good Riddance by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      But it turns out that when you get old, your mental and manual dexterity is reduced. You have two choices: stay at home and wither away lest you have to confront an arrogant version of yourself from 50 years ago with all the advantages of health that youth enjoys, or rage against the dying of the light and try your bes

      Three choices, actually: get your money ready before you reach the end of the queue.

    109. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more old ladies holding up the line for an hour because they're too technophobic to use a debit card.

      I'll shit bricks when they outlaw cash.

      Debit cards are a bad idea - you should use credit cards instead (assuming you qualify for a credit card and can use it responsibly).

      With credit card fraud, the thief is stealing money from the bank, and the onus is on the bank to show the transaction is legitimate. With debit card fraud, the thief is stealing money from YOU, and the onus is on you to show that the transaction is fake.

    110. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      None of the major stores in the UK have accepted cheques for years. The issue is for clubs, small traders and so on. I really don't want to send my daughter to school with £80 cash in her satchel for a school trip, but I don't know of any schools around here set up to accept payment as anything but cash or cheque.

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    111. Re:Good Riddance by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I wouldn't accept a cheque for a house, especially not if I was incommunicado and thus unable to verify it immediately"

      You're probably not a real estate agent or a bank, I bought my last (Aussie) house at auction, terms of the auction were $45K deposit at the hammer drop on a Sunday afternoon. Now unless you have previously filled out a pile of paperwork at the bank a normal electronic banking account will not let you transfer anywhere near that amount.

      I told the agent prior to the auction I didn't have a cheque account and asked would he take $2k cash and I would pay the balance with a bank cheque the next day, he said if I didn't have the money at the hammer drop he couldn't accept my bid. I had to call up my Lady Friend who does have one and was nice enough to cover it for me until the next day. Banks also require a couple of bank cheques from you at settlement, they will not accept any other form of payment.

      As for cash, banks here must report any transaction above $10k to the taxman, if the taxman can't explain where you got a few hundred grand to buy a house with cash then they are going to ask questions, it's their job. As for the drug squad following the money trail is often how they catch big time dealers, they are good mates with both the taxman and the titles office.

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    112. Re:Good Riddance by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What cash?
      Real cash is long gone.

      What you’re left with, is fantasy paper bills and coins, with a purely imaginary value, and some numbers in some database, that are even more imaginary in value.

      Instead of it being linked to something with actual value, which would prevent the biggest scam in history:
      1. They lend you imaginary “money”, which is just a made-up number on a piece of paper, “justified” by 3% of that in gold lying in some vault and the debt of someone else to the bank.
      2. The money goes around in the market, constantly losing “value” (“inflation”) because of some intentionally created events, so everybody gets less from that same bill, and has to work, to make up for the difference.
      3. When it’s very low, there just happens to be a “recession”, and the banks get a “bailout” or in some other way get a huge amount of money back, which by now is worth only a fraction of what it was worth at point 1.
      4. Now the value of money starts to rise again, because of other intentional events.
      5. When the value is high enough, now the banks have the power to buy much more with it, that they had to invest to get the money in the first place. Or they even/partially got it for free.
      6. Rinse and repeat. Meanwhile the banks can buy new work and power, because they just made a huge PROFIT!!!

      Therefore, and because every cent you put in the bank, is used to create more dependency on the banks in others, I avoid banks and that imaginary money as much as possible in this society.
      I also plan, if I ever make a MMO game, that the ingame cash will be based on the gold standard. And therefore have a natural exchange rate with other currencies. It also will be the only stable currency in times of “recession” and not give the banks anything for free. (Who themselves of course always keep their own money in gold or physical property form by the way.)
      So people can say: Fuck the dollar, the euro, the pound, the yen, etc. And use my currency to stay free from the scam. (Of course I expect to need a standing army to prevent the shit storm they will put on me for doing that to their “cattle”. But hey, maybe if I create some “special” ingame “missions”. ;))

      P.S.: Maybe I have seen Fight Club once to often. ;) But you have to admit, that there’s some truth in that all.

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    113. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      That would cause huge problems for house purchase in the UK because of the delays it would cause at each link in the chain. Instead, it's usual to pay with a banker's draft, which is the bank's own cheque. I bet they carry on even after personal cheques have gone.

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    114. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooo... dude... what a great idea. I got everything planned. We could require they should be printed in special paper, of course, to prevent forgeries. And, I got the perfect name for it, we could call it the "cheque".

    115. Re:Good Riddance by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Money orders are still used by the underclass who don't have checking accounts. Just drive through "the bad part of town" and look at the windows of the convenience stores that serve as the local groceries, and the check-cashing places that substitute for banks. You'll see plenty of signs advertising the sale of money orders and bill-paying services. These are all horribly overpriced, of course, taking advantage of people who can't maintain the minimum balances or afford the fees required for checking. Google "the poor pay more" for more info about this phenomenon.

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    116. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      Not in the UK, where this story is relevant. No banks in the UK charge ATM fees for anyone with a bank that is part of the Link network.

      That's changing, though. Although I understand that the UK banks are not permitted to charge ATM fees, the companies that install and run the private ATMs are typically wholly-owned subsidiaries of the banks. So when there is as decision to install an ATM, the next choice is "Shall we do this for free or shall we get our subsid to do it and make a profit?" Guess which way that decision usually goes!

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    117. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      Retail isn't the issue. The reason there is an issue is your attitude that retail is all there is.

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    118. Re:Good Riddance by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a standalone cheque guarantee card

      Well, I remember I saw one, when I was a kid my mum used to have one. That was before there was an ATM at the bank. But they did the perfect naming stunt. The guarantee card was called EC-Card (EuroCheque), then they combined it with the debit card. 10 years ago (Update from wikipedia: 2001) when the whole check-system was stopped, the same card now was a pure debit card. But it was still called EC-Card. But now that stood for "Electronic Cash". So hardly someone noticed at all that there aren't guaranteed cheques anymore

      Read more

      So you're saying that they are still used? I'm 34 now and never used a check!

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    119. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      Shillings and pence went out in 1971, accompanied by a merry tune by The Scaffold, so that would have been a bit limiting on cards issued in the 1980s.

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    120. Re:Good Riddance by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the credit card companies want adoption to be increased
      No they want to maximise thier profits, roughly that means they way to maximise (profit per transaction*number of transactions). Keeping the margins up is acheived by making the people who chosee which card system to use and the people who has to eat the fees different.

      Do you really belive that people would use thier cards in shops if they had to pay extra to do so? I know I wouldn't unless I had no choice.

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    121. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a twat.

    122. Re:Good Riddance by augustw · · Score: 1

      Absolutely; this is the biggest problem I see with the phasing our of cheques - my daughter has so far taken upwards of £800 in cheques to her school in this school year (mainly for out of school trips, but also for music tuition, lunches, materials, and so on). The school hates cash, as its just not set up to handle it, and the amounts generated by 1500 pupils would be a real headache for them. And cards aren't an option, as I'm not going travel to the school just to pay for £5-10 in person, and my daughter clearly isn't going to take my card. And the admin to track electronic payments would also be a burden they can do without. Cheques, however, are pretty much ideal.

    123. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh-avoidance fail.

    124. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      If retailers hate cheques so much, why do they bother to keep accepting them.

      They don't. You'll be hard-pressed to find a retailer in the UK that accepts cheques.

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    125. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this insightful? I think this is supposed to be funny... that's exactly what a check is.

    126. Re:Good Riddance by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      not all customers have access to electronic funds transfer.

      That's your problem, right there. Fix it.

      I'd guess that there is hardly any pressure to fix it, as credit cards offer a viable alternative.

      And thats the same reason why Credit Cards are still a bit exotic. With a working system of money transfer and direct debit, there is no need for them.

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    127. Re:Good Riddance by hexed_2050 · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of patience for elderly people. If they are in a line I just go to a different line if possible. If I see them in a car, I just take a few breaths and slow down until I can safely pass them. Now when it's a soccer mom looking for coins in her purse or holding up the line, look out.. hexed_2050 is on the rage :)

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    128. Re:Good Riddance by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Well.. why not give the buyer a "bill" and have him transfer the money to your account? Banks stilla ccept written orders for money transfers.

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    129. Re:Good Riddance by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't accept a cheque for a house, especially not if I was incommunicado and thus unable to verify it immediately.

      I wrote a personal check to pay for my house. Walked it to my bank and had them hit it with a rubber stamp and that was all we needed.

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    130. Re:Good Riddance by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that needs fixing.

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    131. Re:Good Riddance by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      They could accept debit cards that only cost them 0.3% fees.

      http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_cash#Kosten

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    132. Re:Good Riddance by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Cash has the advantage of leaving no record of payment. Unfortunately when settling a bill, this becomes a disadvantage.

      I'd rather not post the plumber an envelope full of $20 bills.

    133. Re:Good Riddance by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Not all customers want access to electronic funds transfer.

      They don't want access to their salery or wages??

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    134. Re:Good Riddance by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Yikes, you waited until ZIRP and QE pushed prices back up to the peak before you bought? I hope you got a good discount when you made your offer...

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    135. Re:Good Riddance by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Three choices, actually: get your money ready before you reach the end of the queue.

      Yes, if you're young and don't suffer, say, from arthritis or severe RSI, juggling a basket and purse is an easy option.

    136. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, there is no reason to require more than checks for the local ice cream social. I perfectly understand the large retail chains not accepting them however.

      Personally, I think the free market can figure this one out on its own. If enough places don't accept checks and people are willing to use cards/cash. Something else will pop into existence.

    137. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The amount of fraud that is carried out using stolen or copied cheques, especially paper-based drafts is simply staggering.
      The reason why they are so popular for fraudsters is that the fraud needs to be caught by human methods rather than tracing an elctronic trail.
      Bank officials have to be skilled in recognising duplicates, fakes and altered originals and then flag these in order for any movement to apprehend the crimainals. Dodgy company directors use them, african fraudsters and just general men-in-the-street as a means to play a numbers game, as their is a pretty standard percentage that fall through the human net.

      If you outlawed them in the morning, both personal and corporate fraud would be dramatically reduced.

    138. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your problem, right there. Fix it.

      What if your credit is so bad you can not get a checking account. I know of at least 3 people like this. Piss off the right banks and they will lock you out of all of them, they have a system for this I have seen it in action. They do everything with cash. But they can accept a check or cash and take it somewhere to get cashed.

      Or I want to give little Timmy a 500 dollars. I do not give him 500 in cash thru the post office, I give him something that he can turn into cash or put somewhere. Or say I want to give him the gift personally just putting it into his bank account just is not the same if I want to see him get it but do not want him wandering around with 500 bucks.

      Your assumptions are cash in a physical form is useless, and everyone has good credit. But for some people it is very way they survive.

      You also assume 'everyone has a computer'. That is also false. I know dozens of people who do not have one or have a desire to get one. I know one couple who literally thru it in the trash because it was a point of contention in their marriage.

      You also speak of 'clearing time'. The transfers are actually pretty close to the instant the check is scanned. But the banks 'claim' 'clearing time' to make a small portion of money off you. Hell I have direct deposit and the claim 'clearing time' if that tells you anything. Your assumption here is that the banks want to get rid of 'clearing time'.

      You also speak to debit cards. Those are horrible. I know personally 3-4 people who have had their accounts cleaned out. Then they have to fight for months to get their money back if at all. I have built a 'structure' to mine to avoid this. But it is something each person has to do individually. Your assumption here is there are 'no bad people out there'.

      You also speak to 'fast and cheap'. Cheap it better be as writing a check is about 10 cents. How much is an EFT? Your assumption here is there are no 'tight wads' out there. I know one dude who literally wore cloths from the 70s because 'they were still good'. To him a 2 dollar charge on a EFT is not a good deal.

    139. Re:Good Riddance by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      In the UK the maximum electronic transfer in a day is 10k

      I've transferred over twice that between banks in a single transaction before. Maybe it's just English banks that have that limit?

    140. Re:Good Riddance by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      At the restaurant I have my lunch the card payment takes about three to five times longer than cash. If it did not ask for the PIN it might be almost as fast as cash, but ...

    141. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What if you don't have an immediate access to electrons. Like say you are in one of the holes in AT&T data coverage that Verizon likes to show on a map?

      Those holes are AT&T's 3G coverage. AT&T still has 2G & 2.5G coverage in those areas.

      Oddly enough, AT&T sued Verizon over those ads (even though they are true - Verizon does have much much more 3G coverage), claiming that the ads create confusion by making consumers think that AT&T has no coverage at all in those areas.

      I guess you're one of the confused...

    142. Re:Good Riddance by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Much of the current legal and technological infrastructure to begin to _consider_ phasing out checks in the US was only put into place post-911. At that time, the federal government was confronted with the fact that they had been nursemaiding a check clearing system leftover from the early 20th century, and even a brief interruption of airline service significantly impeded the ability to move huge boxes of paper checks across long distances quickly.

      The funny thing is, the large banks had been pushing for the elimination of checks since the late '80s/early '90s because of the transportation costs involved. Check 21 (the colloquial name for check image legislation and a necessary first step to eliminating checks altogether) had been conceived by and lobbied for by the banks for quite some time prior to 9/11. I know that my company was an active participant in a pilot project long before then. We wanted to pull the trigger as soon as we legally could. My memory is hazy on this point, but I think we did so a year or two before 9/11.

      In fact, one of our biggest disappointments since has been that we haven't been able to get people to give up checks fast enough to reduce our transportation costs to meet our projected savings goals.

      > There is no risk of "delayed/lost in the mail" as happens to cheques with remarkable
      frequency.

      Not in the US, where delayed/misdirected, effectively "lost" EFTs are commonplace.

      I have to disagree, here. I've banked with several different credit unions, a couple of small banks, and three or four large banks over the past several decades. I've never had an EFT go missing. Besides, if the problem was as widespread as you believe our entire e-commerce marketplace would have never taken off. Amazon seems to be doing quite well. :)

      I will concede, though, that person to person EFT capabilities have been FAR too slow to emerge.

    143. Re:Good Riddance by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Nope, coinage is cash.

      So, only the "base metal slugs" count? What's wrong with paper money?

      I suppose metal is more durable, but then again, at least euro bills can pass through washing machine with no damage.

      What they have is irredeemable bearer bonds.

      The grocery store just redeemed some of them for beer and pizza, and earlier today the service station redeemed some for gasoline. Oh, and a repairman redeemed some for services (repairing a broken water pump). And of course I redeem them regularly for work.

      What do you use for bartering where you live?

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    144. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You seem to be under the impression that I am in the USA. I'm not sure why you would believe that, given that I used the English spelling of cheque in the post that you replied to, but here house prices are still falling, although at a much lower rate than they were a year ago, and are around 25% lower than they reached at the peak of the bubble.

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    145. Re:Good Riddance by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      DeusEx? whats that?

      "Of course cash was still around. There was just nothing legel left you could do with it"
      (Count Zero)*

      Now get of my lawn!

      * sorry, only quoted from memory

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    146. Re:Good Riddance by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      It seems that if you have a cheque ( even without a funny guarantee card ) and access to the internet, then you ought to have all the information you need to deposit the cheque and have it clear immediately at the point of sale BEFORE the customer gets a reciept. What possible event could happen once the cheque clears? Why aren't cheques cleared IMMEDIATELY. Then there is no possibility of a bounced cheque - if there are insufficient funds, then NO SALE.

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    147. Re:Good Riddance by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      You are labouring under the assumption that cheques are a cheap form of payment for small businesses. They are not
      Lets see:

      http://www.bankofscotlandbusiness.co.uk/importantinfo/pdfs/about-your-accout_business.pdf says 25p each for paying cheques into your buisness current account, for the customer cheques from a personal account are free.

      how much card companies charge seems to be harder to find out (and I think it varies a lot by how big a buisness you are) but IIRC there is a flat fee (which i think is higher than 25p but i'm not sure, probablly varies by merchant provider and size of account) for debit cards and a percentage fee for credit cards. On top of that there are subscription fees and there may be deposits against chargebacks etc depending on how risky they consider you.

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    148. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds a bit roundabout. Why not just sign a contract requiring you to transfer the deposit within a couple of days?

    149. Re:Good Riddance by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Credit cards are loaning money, of course they're expensive. Debit cards, on the other hand, don't charge for usage (at least here in Portugal).

    150. Re:Good Riddance by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      The problem is that check processing isn't free now. In the US, it's done by the Fed with taxpayer money. The cost is merely hidden by the fact that individual businesses aren't hit with a bill by the Fed.

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    151. Re:Good Riddance by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry there are still people in the world, and even the UK who don't have internet. Elderly in nursing homes come to mind.

      Why would you need Internet to use debit cards? It's easier, but it's not required.

      What about large purchases? I use my debit card for all small transactions, however when I paid the HVAC contractor I wrote a check. When I bought my car, I wrote a check. When I bought my house I wrote a check. For everything else I use electronic transaction, but there are lots of cases that a check is the best/only option.

      The question is: why wore checks the best option? Why can't a simple electronic transfer be made?

    152. Re:Good Riddance by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      BRILLIANT!

    153. Re:Good Riddance by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Then they need to find a better gateway/merchant account.

      A while back, I locked myself out of my car and when the locksmith showed up, he said he took plastic. I handed him my card, he used his cell to call an automated line and type in the card and price, then it gave him a confirmation number that he put on his paperwork.

      Took less than two minutes and most of that was typing in my card. If somebody made a magstripe reader that emitted touchtones, it probably would've taken 30 seconds. He said it cost him less than dealing with checks.

      The only thing that could have been better is if the process went: I call my bank, type his info, then he got a text confirming. I like to pretend that deposit systems are safer than withdrawal systems.

    154. Re:Good Riddance by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      True. Credit Unions won't do that. People need to start picking the better options rather than just accepting that the banks will screw you.

      The free market doesn't work if consumers just roll over like a dog.

    155. Re:Good Riddance by YojimboJango · · Score: 1

      The problem is that check processing isn't free now. In the US, it's done by the Fed with taxpayer money. The cost is merely hidden by the fact that individual businesses aren't hit with a bill by the Fed.

      Really? Because I'm working on a billing system right now for businesses that process large quantities of checks. Granted small business doesn't see a bill because the actual banks cover it, but if you're doing in the range of 5,000+ checks a day most the time the bank is going to ask you to help foot their bill to the fed.

    156. Re:Good Riddance by alcourt · · Score: 1

      At least in the US, EFT is a disaster. There are at best very minimal legal protections that exist around checks. For example, if too much is withdrawn from my account on a check, I have a lot of legal protections to restore the challenged amount quickly, and the nice recourse of the image of the check that I signed.

      For EFT, the bank isn't allowed to step in. You have to pretty-please ask the merchant to reverse the charges. To make matters worse, they aren't even waiting until you sign their slip to charge you. I had a case where they wanted to do Electronic Check Conversion (ECC), and contrary to the guidelines in the US, there was no conspicuous sign warning of that fact. When presented with the signature slip, I refused, saying I was paying by check, not ECC. They still debited my account. No signature, just an account number and check number (which can be guessed readily) and they were allowed to withdraw an arbitrary amount from my account. The bank can't even stop it.

      Debit cards only recently got some of the same legal protections as credit cards to dispute fraudulent charges. They aren't just made by identity thieves, but also by merchants that just don't care.

      There is too few protections on an account today. Slow things down until some reasonable consumer protection comes back.

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    157. Re:Good Riddance by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Outside of franchise America - AND the rest of the modern world. Because you don't have that problem in Europe - EFT is well supported and widely available, and it's actively trivial to pay by card.

      In Canada, too, because banks are federally-chartered and there are only 5 (five) of them.

      Bank to bank transfers are also widely available and free of charge.

      However, the oligopoly does not prevent them from gouging the public, far from it. A bank-to-bank transfer is unheard of by laymen.

      If you think about it, you'll see why this makes sense - cheques require manual validation, direct transfers don't. Cheques require physical items moving around, direct transfers don't.

      And cheques suck double plus big time; no one will ever accept a cheque unless you know the other person very well, because it is not criminal to write a rubber cheque; as a matter of fact, I only use cheques to pay for my rent.

    158. Re:Good Riddance by alcourt · · Score: 1

      Specifically to protect against this, I was advised by my bank to create a separate bank account for each automatic debit. Three days before the scheduled debit, an automated transfer sends the money into the account. I keep about ten dollars beyond that in the account. Since it is a saving account, I even earn a few pennies interest. I could probably double up to two or three automatic payments per account if I could ensure the debit date was isolated.

      The merchants can't take massively too much because it just isn't there. No automatic overdraft protection (obviously). It prevents one merchant's pull from influencing another debit.

      Fortunately, most of my regular bills still take check. Even with the cost of stamps going way up, it is cheaper for me to pay by check and post it through the mail than to do online bill pay, and with far more legal protection against abuse or fraud. I don't tend to use checks for routine purchases anymore, but I do use them for monthly bills.

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    159. Re:Good Riddance by fireylord · · Score: 1

      certain banks dont seem to like honouring the cheques even with guarantee cards already *cough* natwest *cough*

    160. Re:Good Riddance by alcourt · · Score: 1

      The goal of the signature isn't to prevent fraud, but provide evidence to detect it, and provide repudiation of a fraudulent charge. It is relatively non-trivial to forge multiple instances of a signature (with just enough variation to not look machine generated but close enough to the on file signature to avoid a trivial "this isn't me"). With a purely digital system like a pin, that's easy.

      I don't even like credit card purchases that don't require signature. As I recall from the standards, if there is no signature slip on file, then in the case of a charge dispute, the merchant has very little recourse to claim the charge was legitimate. Some businesses decided that the risk of such was less than the cost of collecting the signature slips and dealing with them, so they self-insure, ready to eat the cost for smaller transactions (usually most merchants use $25 as the limit for no signature credit card purchases in the US).

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    161. Re:Good Riddance by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Even here in the third world, when we pay the Tenencia (annual car tax) we have the option to pay it via credit card.

      You can even find some banks/stores where you can pay it in six monthly installments with no interest, as long as you use their card.

      Of course, even with those options, the old farts still go and stand in line to pay in cash or with a check...

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    162. Re:Good Riddance by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I like cash as much as the next guy, but it's not convenient for large transfers, like my tuition for example, which also exceeds my maximum interac transfer by about 3x.

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    163. Re:Good Riddance by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As an American living in the United States I would just like to amplify what the parent is saying about the legal frameworks surrounding checks and credit cards. In the United States the banks are well known for dragging their feet on issues that the courts and regulators have not forced them to address. There are clear legal procedures and consumer protections in place for checks and credit cards, but the state of affairs with debit cards and electronic transfers is much more tenuous and is often a matter of "bank policy" rather than firmly settled law. The problem in the United States is not technical, but rather legal and regulatory. Until banks are forced by law to offer the same protections to debit and electronic funds transfers as they do to checks and credit cards (with similar consumer protections against botched transactions of missing funds), many people will remain reluctant to use the later methods of payment for large or important transactions.

    164. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your attempt at making a joke by proposing an "alternative" to checks, I think you've just pointed out exactly what makes checks insecure in the first place.

    165. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      arrange offline money transfer between two people

      Oh, you need a Swiss or Cayman bank account.

    166. Re:Good Riddance by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Credit and debit cards that work like you've described are already being issued in the UK; the Bank of Scotland sent me one a couple of months ago. If you've seen the BarclayCard advert with the guy on the water-slide, that's what it's advertising.

      So far, the only places where you can use them that I can remember off-hand are at automatic ticket machines in railway stations (although that might be Scotrail only), and Caffè Nero. And they're not entirely PIN-free, you have to use your PIN on first use and at random intervals later on.

      payWave is the Visa brand, not sure what MasterCard are calling it.

    167. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the extra expense is under £30 a month for a credit card processing machine, or less for an electronic payment gateway. Oh, and a percentage of the transaction, that's the nasty bit.

    168. Re:Good Riddance by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      You've never worked in a shop during the tourist season when the nearest ATM has run out of £10 notes and is only dispensing twenties, have you? I was amazed at how quickly we ran out of change. It's actually the notes that go first, so you deplete your stocks of high-value coins pretty quickly, until soon enough all you have left is a pile of 1p and 2p coins and the odd 5p coin, and you have to start turning customers away. Anybody who came in and paid with exact change was treated as a god.

      We would have taken cheques from anybody who had a chequebook with them, but nobody did.

    169. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! had Chamberlain only confronted the rhetoric genius of AC, he would surely never have appeased Godwin, and you'd not have to thank those tottering old fools for your freedom.

      Hitler was a twat, innit?

    170. Re:Good Riddance by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about those situations, I was talking about the neighborhood grocery store where they have plenty of change (unlike other stores I've never heard them say they're running low on bills or coins).

      Hell, they have special machines for coins so they don't handle the coins manually at all, you the coins in a slot in the machine and when you get change it comes out into a tray.

      /Mikael

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    171. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No banks in the UK charge ATM fees for anyone with a bank that is part of the Link network. The only ATMs that charge fees are the private ones that you find in pubs and (occasionally) shops.

      Which is surprisingly many ATMs in shopping centres. And I wouldn't be at all surprised if the banks try to use the current situation to reintroduce ATM fees.

    172. Re:Good Riddance by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I set up an online shop for a small business. It wasn't that expensive, cheques will likely get expensive when the only people using them are a handful of small businesses.

      I pay my babysitter by check so I can have a written receipt to use when filling out my taxes. I strongly doubt she'd every be willing to set up credit card processing.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    173. Re:Good Riddance by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Not sure why you thought that. As one British person to another I thought that the signs were quite obvious. Which part made you think otherwise : ZIRP? or QE? The BoE is engaged in both. As far as stats, going by the Nationwide or Rightmove indices house prices are apparently back up to peak levels (give or take 5%). Anecdotally I had heard that the only stuff shifting was going at a significant discount to those figures.

      Either way house prices have been rising for the past 10 months. Whether or not people have been achieving these increases in asking price is open to debate, but there isn't much question about whether or not property is still over-priced in the UK.

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    174. Re:Good Riddance by jcr · · Score: 1

      So, only the "base metal slugs" count?

      No, they don't count either. They're made to resemble money, but what they are is counterfeit slugs. The USA quit minting money in the 1960s.

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    175. Re:Good Riddance by CompMD · · Score: 1

      When I was in high school, I made some money by fixing people's computers for $20/hr. I'd get to their homes by riding my bicycle. Would anyone have seriously expected me to set up EFT or a merchant account? Everyone paid me by check.

      When buying cars, I take a certified check (from my credit union) for a sizable fraction of the asking price. I then bring the remainder as cash in $50 or $100 bills. I can then bargain with the seller without having to carry as much cash on me.

    176. Re:Good Riddance by internewt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what a bitch. How dare she actually try and swing a deal to her favour?

      In fact, she sounds like a McDonalds-burning anti-capitalist! Probably best if she's locked up.

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    177. Re:Good Riddance by oasisbob · · Score: 1

      The two options for payment are 'telegraphic transfer' (EFT) or a bankers draft.

      A bankers draft is a form of a cheque, it's also known as a cashier's check.

    178. Re:Good Riddance by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Good luck buying a house with a cheque.

      My £50 cheque guarantee card's going to wear out before I've finished writing the cheques to cover that one..

    179. Re:Good Riddance by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Some ATMs do charge access fees. That some do not is incidental - can you find one that does not when you need it? Every time?

    180. Re:Good Riddance by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Find a bank that's implemented Faster Payments properly, you wont even have to allow for the 3 day BACS clearing cycle.

    181. Re:Good Riddance by oasisbob · · Score: 1

      A cheque paid into a business account is not free either..

      In the US, it most certainly is in many cases. If you're a big enough business that the bank knows they might lose money on you, they'll charge a nominal per-check fee (~$.05 or so).

      Most banks would much rather have you on board with a nice big line of credit, and the income that comes with it, than dick around charging you for check clearing.

    182. Re:Good Riddance by Cederic · · Score: 1

      2002 is before 'chip and pin' became a standard.

      It now takes 5 seconds just to enter your pin number, let alone the connection, validation, funds availability check, etc.

    183. Re:Good Riddance by oasisbob · · Score: 1

      Then they will only accept cash. They won't take cheques, because the banks impose a similar fee for handling those [...]

      That's utterly untrue. No bank I've ever heard of charges 'points on check clearing. At most you're talking a small fixed fee, less than a dime.

      Compare that with 5% on a $1000 purchase.

    184. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Maybe we could write a little note with our bank details on instructing the bank to pay the small business? He could then take it to the bank and get cash - or even just put it straight into his account."

      Interesting.

      I do most of my regular payments for bills from my bank. Many of them are set up to be sent electronically, but, some of them, like the credit union I have my motorcycle loan through, my rent payment to my landlord...the bank just cuts them a check and mails t to them.

      I don't see any way, in the US at least, of getting rid of checks entirely. Not everyone is a business and had credit card acceptance. Heck most people my parents' age don't even know the first thing about paying bills online through their bank or otherwise, and write out checks for bills each month. You don't want to mail cash, you know.

      I pay regular bills in the manner I described, but, for everything else, I'm trying my BEST to do strictly cash. Less traceable (nothing to hide, I just figure every less data point collected on me, the better), and it isn't as abstract as a credit card, so I KNOW when I'm spending money and don't get into debt.

      I don't want a debit card....I always request an ATM card only for getting cash.

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    185. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "We have one and it's cash. We don't need a second one that is unnecessarily expensive."

      And what if you're not close to an ATM...or at the very least, not near YOUR banks ATM? (I pretty much refuse to take money out of an ATM that is not my banks, I can't stand the idea of paying money to get MY money out of a machine with the fees they charge).

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    186. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "maybe it's your bank that's expensive. A check costs me less than depositing the amount described. Credit cards have so many fees I don't even know why any business would accept them."

      It is interesting, that here in New Orleans, there are STILL a number of restaurants that DO NOT accept credit cards, cash only (some do take checks too).

      They don't want to put up with the hassle/fees with credit cards. I always have to try to remember if I'm going to one of those, and hit the ATM before I go there.

      Not quite as many as when I moved here years ago, but, still a good number of them.

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    187. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      As has already been mentioned elsewhere in the thread, instructing your bank to transfer cash directly is cheap, fast and easy in the UK. Which, I suspect, is going to be the alternative to cheques.

    188. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The funny thing is, the large banks had been pushing for the elimination of checks since the late '80s/early '90s because of the transportation costs involved. Check 21 (the colloquial name for check image legislation and a necessary first step to eliminating checks altogether) had been conceived by and lobbied for by the banks for quite some time prior to 9/11. I know that my company was an active participant in a pilot project long before then. We wanted to pull the trigger as soon as we legally could. My memory is hazy on this point, but I think we did so a year or two before 9/11."

      This is news to me?!?!

      I'd never heard that there had ever been any movement or attempt in the US to do away with checks....?

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    189. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Seeing as (certainly in the UK) cheques can be bounced and the funds clawed back weeks after they have supposedly cleared, you'd be a fool to accept a cheque for anything that large. EFT all the way.

    190. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      You'd better tell my solicitor that. They think the money for my last two homes went via CHAPS transfer.

    191. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      No, the GP is speaking bollocks. It may be true for BACS (or the new faster payments system) but it's certainly not the case for CHAPS.

      Otherwise I would have had great difficulty buying the house I'm sat in right now.

    192. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "(banks guarantee cheques, but only up to the value on the cheque guarantee card)."

      I've heard this on a number of posts here, I've never heard f a cheque (check) card before. It must be a EU thing, as that I've never had to have a special card to cash or pay with a check here in the US. Usually at the most, they may ask to see my drivers license, but that is just for identity verification, etc.

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    193. Re:Good Riddance by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_Ex

      There's a lot of flavor text. As you go through the game, you can read newspapers and get information from computer terminals and you can just see how the story shifts as you uncover and fight against the antagonists.

    194. Re:Good Riddance by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      It slipped my mind actually but you're right. Politicians love to get between two consenting adults.

    195. Re:Good Riddance by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      If the coupon says "Expires 2009-12-10" would you go into a store at rush hour on december 15th and spend five minutes arguing with the cashier over something that anyone with half a brain cell left knows the cashier can't do anything about? Or how about going to the store without the coupon and saying "but I have the coupon at home" as an argument for why you should be allowed to get the coupon discount even though the cashier isn't allowed to make that call?

      /Mikael

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    196. Re:Good Riddance by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      That sure as hell won't happen until we have some magic technology which lets you instantly transfer funds between two parties instantly and anonymously (scratch that, I imagine governments would love to have a record of all financial transactions) no matter where you are. My point is that if people can't exchange funds without an internet connection and if they can't buy drugs from the man on the corner, they won't use it.

      Besides, without cash what am I going to slip into a stripper's thong? What am I going to use to snort up the leftover piles of coke in the executive bathroom?

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    197. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      The ISPs will be tasked to carry out deep packet inspection - which implies that they will also be able to collect your bank details which, of course, will be entirely secure and never leaked or misused

      SSL is designed to be secure against packet inspection as deep as you like.

    198. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Would that be the same post office that the government seems to be doing everything in its power to shut down? (despite the fact that Post Office Counters is a private company)

    199. Re:Good Riddance by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Good luck buying a house with that cash.

      I wouldn't accept a cheque for a house, especially not if I was incommunicado and thus unable to verify it immediately.

      Why not? Surely you'll be able to find the house's address again if the cheque bounces.

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    200. Re:Good Riddance by markdj · · Score: 1

      Never allow anyone to pull money out of your account. Always push the amount. For fixed amount transactions such as a mortgage or car payment, set up an automatic payment from your bank to the recipient. For variable transactions, manually go online and pay it. Otherwise they have your money before you can realize that a mistake was made. I recently got a $2600 monthly bill from the gas company because the gas meter was broken. If that was being taken out automatically, I would be $2600 poorer and possibly overdrawn.

    201. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Not all customers want access to electronic funds transfer. They don't want access to their salery or wages??"

      You don't have to have EFT to have access to your salary or wages.

      Granted in the US, most companies prefer you to have at least automatic (electronic) deposit, but, even if you have that, you don't have to have EFT to access your money. You can take out cash, and we still do checks here readily.

      Actually, until I read a post above this one, I'd never heard of any movement or action at all in the US to try to start moving away from checks. This is still pretty much a EU thing I'm guessing from reading here.

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    202. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Why can't a simple electronic transfer be made?"

      Exactly how would this be done on the spot, spontaneously when buying a car?

      Maybe I'm not familiar with how EFT is done over there...the only exposure I really have with it, is setting up and paying bills online through my bank, but, that take setting up an account, etc. (Oh and some accounts I have, the receiving end isn't hooked up electronically for those payments when I click it, the bank cuts a physical check, and mails it snail mail to that company/person).

      But if I walk into a car dealership, and decide to buy a car...I'm not likely to have had anything set up with my bank to pay them in advance. I'm not gonna go in there, haggle a good deal on a car, and then have to wait a day, go home and arrange payment. Hell, the dealer doesn't want you to do that either, it would give too many customers the chance to think and change their minds.

      So, tell me, if you can do it where you live...how do you do spontaneous, on the spot, one-off EFT's for large purchases (excluding say a credit card).

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    203. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "As has already been mentioned elsewhere in the thread, instructing your bank to transfer cash directly is cheap"

      How does this work exactly?

      You walk into or phone up your bank and say "I want you to send Phil Magroin $45", and they just know how to do it?

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    204. Re:Good Riddance by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that pence are still around :)

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    205. Re:Good Riddance by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I have all the bills I can go to my credit card. If there's a mistake I can contest the charge.

      Only seven bills do I pay by cheque: trash pickup (I prepay for the whole year by cheque), natural gas (has $5 service charge for credit card payments), electricity (same $5 service charge), water/wastewater (city won't do recurring credit card billing, so it's not convenient), house payment and loan payment (which I overpay to reduce principal), and of course the credit card.

      My credit card company keeps sending me cheques in the mail that apply to the credit card account, but I doubt my gas, electric, or water bill will accept them for automatic recurring bill pay. Or at least, I'd hope my credit card company wouldn't.

      Most of my bills would convert a check to an EFT anyway so I wouldn't get the canceled cheque back. My bank doesn't even give me back what canceled cheques do come in anymore: I get reduced single-sided photocopies instead. I couldn't even get a copy of, for example, Krusty the Klown's Cayman Islands Off-Shore Holding Corporation's endorsement stamp.

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    206. Re:Good Riddance by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Trust me, banks hate dealing with all that paper. It is mind bogglingly expensive to move all that paper around, collate it, and properly track the transactions that they represent. We would far rather go electronic as soon as possible. Much, MUCH cheaper and FAR more accurate.

    207. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      No, you need Phil's bank details first.

      Other than that, you're pretty much correct.

    208. Re:Good Riddance by cffrost · · Score: 2

      [...] OCR [...]

      Actually MICR.

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    209. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "No, you need Phil's bank details first."

      Interesting...

      I'm a bit of a privacy concerned type...I don't give out my SSN unless it is for SSN taxation purposes (and I've had to argue with a lot of utility companies, insurance..etc). I'd also be hesitant to give over my banking information (acct.#, routing numbers..etc)

      Does that not bother anyone that uses ETF for what we're discussing here?

      I mean, unless it is a close trusted friend, I'd not be comfortable with giving anyone that info, and especially not give it out for permission for them to withdraw from my acct....

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    210. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Not really. You probably wouldn't publish them on the Internet but the bank won't let money back out of the account without a few security checks like date of birth, knowledge of recent transaction details etc.

      Most banks are fairly good about dealing with fraudulent transactions.

    211. Re:Good Riddance by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself but... permission to withdraw from your account? What do you mean? If you're paying Phil McGroin and he gives you his bank details - it's you initiating the transaction, not Phil.

      There is a system for others to withdraw from your account - it's called direct debit, it can only be set up by businesses and there's a guarantee scheme which means you get your money back immediately if it's taken in error.

    212. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      In the UK (and, I think, the rest of the EU), cheques are only guaranteed up to the limit of the cheque guarantee card. This is typically £50 (it used to be £100 for Eurocheques). The bank guarantees to honour any cheque presented with the guarantee card (which has the signature on it) up to the value shown on the card. If you accept a cheque for payment and present it to the bank by itself, and the person doesn't have enough cleared funds available, then the bank will just bounce the cheque. If you present it with a carbon copy of the cheque guarantee card (and the value is less than the value on the card), then they will honour it and just push the person (further) into their overdraft, even beyond the limit of an agreed overdraft.

      I think part of the reason why the cards exist is that cheques are not actually anything special. If you are out of cheques you can write the account details, amount, and signature on a napkin (or any other piece of paper) and hand this over and the bank will accept it (my father did this a couple of times).

      This is the main reason why cheques became obsolete so quickly in the UK. Nowhere would accept them without a cheque guarantee card, because without the card they were potentially worthless. Around 1990 (I can't remember exactly when), banks started making the guarantee cards also function as debit cards. You then had the choice of showing the card and signing the carbon, or showing the card and writing a cheque. The latter was much more effort and had no advantages, so people just used the card without the cheque.

      If you don't have a cheque card, does your bank guarantee all cheques? I have a checkbook from my US bank, but I've never actually used it.

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    213. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are those payments pull and not push? I am in the US and the only bill I pay currently is my credit card bill, which is also via giving the credit card company my bank details and having them take the money out of my account when I tell them to. Which makes no sense! Luckily, my credit card company has been completely honest about it so far and has never made a withdrawal which I did not request, but whoever possibly thought it would be a good idea to have random companies be able to initiate withdrawals instead of simply having the customer log into their bank website securely and send the money themselves must have been insane. Well, that or a fan of overdraft fees, which seems more likely.

    214. Re:Good Riddance by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      It is expensive here...I had issues over the summer when I was planning to travel around europe with hostels that wanted a deposit by wire transfer. The wire transfer fee from any of my bank accounts was more than the amount of the deposit. I can freely move money between my own accounts with ACH transfers but if I want to provide someone elses account number, especially internationally, it will cost something like $39 a transaction.

      I ended up having to call the place on skype and give them my credit card number (they wanted me to email it...)

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    215. Re:Good Riddance by mgblst · · Score: 1

      yeah right. YOu live in an imaginary world. Meanwhile, while people are waiting for the machine to contact the bank, I have counted out the money and handing it over. Cards are so much slower, I hate waiting behind people who use cards. Everytime they are slower, because there is that extra step of having to contact the bank. I guess that magically doesn't happen for you.

    216. Re:Good Riddance by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Would that be the same post office that the government seems to be doing everything in its power to shut down? (despite the fact that Post Office Counters is a private company)

      Yes. So they will realise what they have done a month or so after they privatise it.

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    217. Re:Good Riddance by internewt · · Score: 1

      If the shop is so busy that customers are getting pissed off with the queues, then the shop should put on more staff. You attacking other customers for something that is a consequence of decisions the shop has made is misguided.

      And besides, even if she has an expired coupon, they might still accept it. She won't know if she doesn't ask! Also bear in mind that for most of the life of your old shopper, the person taking the money could authorise things like taking a coupon, so it is quite reasonable that they ask. What they don't understand is all the modern nuances of working for a big corporation, i.e. the cover-your-ass that has to be played constantly, or stuff will get pinned on you so that the pinner can look good at their performance review.

      Some shops are also flexible with coupons, so it is not unreasonable to expect people to knowingly try and use technically invalid coupons. Supermarkets will take money off coupons for a product even if you don't buy the product, so just collecting coupons can give you a discount even if you aren't a consumer a specific product.

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    218. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But will it scale?

    219. Re:Good Riddance by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      But I know, because I do it! And why not? There are costs, but they are very small around here. Unless I want to carry loads of cash on me most of the time, it's comparable to the fee for withdrawing the same from an ATM.

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    220. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      Either way, I bet nobody waited around for a personal cheque to clear.

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    221. Re:Good Riddance by digitig · · Score: 1

      Granted, but they're different pence!

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    222. Re:Good Riddance by _merlin · · Score: 1

      No, seriously, cards are faster in businesses that support pre-swipe. Woolworths/Safeway supermarkets in Australia are the only ones I've had experience with. While the checkout chick (or dude) scans your items, you swipe your card, and select whether you want to pay the sale amount, or enter an amount manually. When all your items are scanned, you are shown the total amount and prompted to enter your PIN and OK, or cancel the transaction. Making a connection to the bank is fast - these places have always-on ISDN. Card payments using transient analog dial-up connections are slow - I'll grant you that - but that's not what we're talking about here.

    223. Re:Good Riddance by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Holding up the fucking express line paying by check. And not whipping the fucking checkbook out until after everything has been totaled. I mean come on, can't you start filling the damn thing out the moment you arrive at the checkout stand, rather than staring at the cashier as he scans each item, and then realizing "oh, hey, I need to fill this whole thing out!".

    224. Re:Good Riddance by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I've not done this, and I don't know what's accepted in reality. According to the internet:

      You could pay with a debit card, but it'd probably stand out as unusual, and the bank might phone for authorisation. But, that's safe. I've paid university tuition fees by debit card. There's no fee.

      You can pay by cheque, but the car dealer will wait for the cheque to clear (you might pay a £100-1000 deposit in the mean time). This is the least-popular way, as it's the least secure.

      You can pay by banker's draft, which is a cheque you buy from the bank (so it's safe).

      Or, you can pay electronically at a bank, using an instant and irreversible method for a small fee.

    225. Re:Good Riddance by xaxa · · Score: 1

      All these methods exist in the UK, but since all routine personal banking stuff (including UK cheques) is free there's not really much reason for people (especially old people) to change -- especially as cheques are very convenient for the payer, but very inconvenient for the payee.

      I bought a £1.40 train ticket from a machine with a card earlier, and paid for a £2 lunch with one too (I would normally pay in cash for both, it's quicker than typing in a PIN, but I ran out. And neither retailer can use my pay-by-RFID card yet.)

      In the last year, I've written two cheques. Both times, this was just to piss off the recipient (they're expensive for businesses to handle, and inconvenient for people).

    226. Re:Good Riddance by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Or, much simpler, just write your debit card on the form. This is already very common, but not especially secure.

      Or, more likely, fill in the form online and pay by card.

      DVLA online forms

    227. Re:Good Riddance by icebraining · · Score: 1

      You could pay with a debit card, but it'd probably stand out as unusual, and the bank might phone for authorisation. But, that's safe. I've paid university tuition fees by debit card. There's no fee.

      Not around here (Portugal and Spain). Debit card payments are extremely common, we use them extensively, and it seems the most practical way to do it. No need to request checks ahead of time, I just need to swipe my card (which I carry all the time), insert my PIN and I'm done.

    228. Re:Good Riddance by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I meant for a car. I pay for pretty much anything over £15 using the card, but if I suddenly try and spend £15000 on a car I expect the bank will call to check.

      (They might also call if the card is suddenly used outside the UK and I've not bought a flight recently, or in shops too far apart to be possible, or whenever else they suspect fraud.)

    229. Re:Good Riddance by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, I've twice been with people who've had robot-phone calls asking them to confirm that they're using their card in Nigeria and the USA (another backward country with no authentication PIN supported...).

    230. Re:Good Riddance by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Part of the issue is that small businesses may actually prefer cash, because it's easier to cheat their taxes.

      And in case it wasn't clear, US retail generally doesn't take checks (or they make it such a hassle nobody pays that way), except possibly in some small towns where they still can rely on public shame.

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    231. Re:Good Riddance by QuestorTapes · · Score: 1

      >> Not in the US, where delayed/misdirected, effectively "lost" EFTs are commonplace.

      > I have to disagree, here. I've banked with several different credit unions, a couple of small
      > banks, and three or four large banks over the past several decades. I've never had an EFT go
      > missing. Besides, if the problem was as widespread as you believe our entire e-commerce
      > marketplace would have never taken off. Amazon seems to be doing quite well. :)

      Fair comment, but I must point out a few things:

        - I didn't say the EFTs went missing; they weren't completed or cancelled. The bank knew where they went; they just couldn't resolve it in any reasonable time frame.
        - I didn't say debit cards there. That specific comment was EFTs. Online banking payments in place of checks. Debit cards work very well, and I use them online at several places. But the legal protections aren't there. The banks have largely implemented good policies for handling debit card issues. But in case of an error, there is no legal protection. And banks often don't offer any of the same protection policies for online direct bank payments.
        - I didn't say it was widespread, just commonplace. It happens to a lot of people; percentagewise not often. But with the number of people using them, even a tiny percentage adds up quickly. They are probably significantly -less- frequent than check errors. But check errors are governed by law. Consumer EFTs not so much.

      Check the Risks Digest and Consumerist.com, as well as a number of mainstream news sites. If happens, and when it happens, it's often very bad.

      > I will concede, though, that person to person EFT capabilities have been FAR too slow to emerge.

      Not just consumer to consumer; they are often -very- unfriendly to small businesses. I've worked for many firms that don't offer direct deposit, not because they don't want to, but because of the horribly obstructionist bank policies.

      Thanks for your comments.

    232. Re:Good Riddance by sponga · · Score: 1

      The Jewish people are bitter because they didn't patent this.

      Patent no 0000004, right after water, food and shelter.

    233. Re:Good Riddance by Vombatus · · Score: 1

      Just to be pedantic, its not the tax office, its Austrac - the Australian Transaction Reports and Analysis Centre http://austrac.gov.au/

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    234. Re:Good Riddance by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      If the shop is so busy that customers are getting pissed off with the queues, then the shop should put on more staff. You attacking other customers for something that is a consequence of decisions the shop has made is misguided.

      The problem here is that most of the time the store isn't that busy and at least where I live local labor laws prohibit stores from having employees come in just for 30-60 minutes of work, it's a 3 hour minimum IIRC, and most stores don't want to be overstaffed, it's basically the same as when people complain about having to wait for tech support for thirty minutes, it's because they called at the wrong time and the idiots who complain about non-issues and rant and rave have 15+ minute calls while those with real issues have 5 minute "thank you for reporting this, sir"-calls. They wouldn't be so horribly understaffed if it wasn't for customers demanding unreasonable things (as in, things that aren't being offered) or simply wasting time by not being prepared (the tech support equivalent of not having your money ready would be calling from your car and arguing for ten minutes about how you shouldn't be expected to understand that you have to be in front of your computer to get help).

      And besides, even if she has an expired coupon, they might still accept it. She won't know if she doesn't ask! Also bear in mind that for most of the life of your old shopper, the person taking the money could authorise things like taking a coupon, so it is quite reasonable that they ask. What they don't understand is all the modern nuances of working for a big corporation, i.e. the cover-your-ass that has to be played constantly, or stuff will get pinned on you so that the pinner can look good at their performance review.

      I've never heard of any chain store around here that accepts expired coupons, ever. I suppose maybe in the 70s and earlier but the last few decades, no, I don't buy it.

      Some shops are also flexible with coupons, so it is not unreasonable to expect people to knowingly try and use technically invalid coupons. Supermarkets will take money off coupons for a product even if you don't buy the product, so just collecting coupons can give you a discount even if you aren't a consumer a specific product.

      Once again, I've never heard of it, at least not around here, things may be different where you live but around here I've never heard of this.

      /Mikael

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    235. Re:Good Riddance by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'll shit bricks when they outlaw cash.

      It's the next logical step, so you'd better buy a reinforced toilet soon.

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    236. Re:Good Riddance by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You are labouring under the assumption that cheques are a cheap form of payment for small businesses. They are not, and as volume of cheques in use reduces, it is likely to become increasingly less competitive. I'd hazard a guess that payment by debit card is already a much cheaper way of doing business, and one in which payment is guaranteed (unlike cheques, which might bounce).

      No, it's not because it's much harder to control your cash outflow if you don't have the usual excuses for delays in payment like the now legendary "the cheque's in the post." Obviously, everyone gets fed up when the boot's on the other foot and you're the one waiting for a cheque to arrive.

      There will be enormous resistance to getting rid of cheques by small businesses because of this perception, even though they are overall the ones that suffer from delays in receiving payment compared to big firms.

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    237. Re:Good Riddance by inline_four · · Score: 1

      Note, that in the US, debit and credit card transactions are expensive for the merchants and credit card transactions are not at all guaranteed due to possibility of charge-back. Businesses like them for large transactions, where many forms of identification and authorization are used and there's little chance of charge-back or fraud, but with medium or small scale transactions, cash is king. Of course, it's not always possible, but whenever it is, you can almost always get a "cash discount" from a small business because, if for no other reason than because they can hide it from their books.

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    238. Re:Good Riddance by ultranova · · Score: 1

      No, they don't count either. They're made to resemble money, but what they are is counterfeit slugs. The USA quit minting money in the 1960s.

      Really? I've handled some US dollars every now and then, yet I could swear they were newer than that. I even got them from a bank, which you'd think would be expert at detecting such forgery.

      Seriously, are you on drugs or something? Your claims are improbable, to put it kindly. And the claim that all money has been counterfeit for nearly fifty years is outright paranoid, or do you have some evidence?

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    239. Re:Good Riddance by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you don't have a cheque card, does your bank guarantee all cheques? I have a checkbook from my US bank, but I've never actual"

      Yes...all checks are assumed to be good. Last time I went to buy a car...I wrote a check for $10K for the downpayment, and drove out with the car in about an hour after...and it was getting late at night, so there was no verification of any type of my account....it was assumed to be good, writing hot checks is against the law, and there are pretty heavy penalties for doing it on purpose.

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    240. Re:Good Riddance by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Doing it on purpose isn't the problem. Cheques are valid for something like six months and it's very easy for the amount in the account to drop below the value of the cheque - especially for a sum like $10K - between writing the cheque and it being cashed. It's also entirely possible for someone not to know exactly how much is in their account, for example if their pay arrives late one month due to a bank error. If there are two people with a joint account then neither knows the available amount because neither knows how many cheques the other party has written.

      My question was not whether cheques are assumed to be good, it's what happens when they aren't. In the UK, with a cheque card, the bank will pay up to the guaranteed amount irrespective of whether the person can afford it, and will then reclaim this money later (via an unarranged overdraft and via the courts if required). From what you're saying, it sounds like the cheque will just bounce in the US, which makes accepting cheques a risky undertaking for businesses.

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    241. Re:Good Riddance by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Personally, I have never encountered an ATM in this country which charges for "access". Some charge for cash withdrawls, but I've not seen any charge for using the machine at all, e.g. checking your balance. And, personally, I could find a free ATM a hell of a lot quicker than I could find my cheque book ;-)

      Of course, I accept my experience is not universal, etc etc.

  2. How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If I wanted to buy a car from somebody, how would I do it? Right now the only reasonable options are PayPal, check, cash, or credit card. The only tender an ordinary person would accept for a car are cash and check, and most people wouldn't want to handle enough cash to pay for a car.

    dom

    1. Re:How do people pay eachother? by TheWizardTim · · Score: 0

      Smart phone app?

    2. Re:How do people pay eachother? by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      That will work great for those without smartphones which is basically everyone I know.

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    3. Re:How do people pay eachother? by remoford · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you have stumbled upon the point.

      You can't do a paypal or credit card transaction in person with a stranger without the blessing of someone else (paypal or visa). And if you are using a significant amount of cash, they will presume it is a drug deal or money laundering or something nefarious. Large cash transfers are already defacto illegal in the US (see what happens if you get pulled over and have 50,000 usd in the passenger seat) although I can't speak for the UK.

      Governmental and corporate power is maximized when citizens can not do meaningful business amongst themselves.

    4. Re:How do people pay eachother? by BorgDrone · · Score: 4, Informative

      > If I wanted to buy a car from somebody, how would I do it?

      Transfer money from your bank account directly to theirs ?

    5. Re:How do people pay eachother? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Call your bank and tell them you want to transfer the money, so what are my options. There will be a way, and it'll be more secure than something stupid like taking 50,000 USD around. No "governmental or corporate" power required.

      The weird thing is if you were allowed to carry around that kind of money and could make instant bank transfers of tens of thousands at the push of a button there'd be far more crime, and pleas for proper regulation. I'm actually kind of glad it takes a bit of effort to move $50,000 from my account to yours..

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    6. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to buy a car from somebody, how would I do it? Right now the only reasonable options are PayPal, check, cash, or credit card.

      How about a bank draft?

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    7. Re:How do people pay eachother? by abigor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bank transfers, Mr. Conspiracy Theorist. Cheques have been obsolete in much of Europe for years, yet there's no crushing dictatorship preventing people from giving money to one another.

    8. Re:How do people pay eachother? by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      You'll have met some new people by 2018, don't worry.

    9. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Direct bank transfer. At least that's how you'd do it in Finland.

    10. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electronic Fund Transfer? By this I don't mean Pay Pal, but rather through the Internet banking offered by most (South African) banks.

    11. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting that they would eliminate checks but not bank drafts? What's the difference?

      dom

    12. Re:How do people pay eachother? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 3, Informative

      In my experience, people generally will not accept a personal check for an automobile. Cashier Check or Money Order.

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    13. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something like money orders perhaps?:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_order

      They're like checks (cheques in most Commonwealth countries), but prepaid. You pay the bank $x, and the bank issues you a money order promising to pay the person listed on the order $x. They've got most of the benefits of a check, but less of the risk for the recipient.

    14. Re:How do people pay eachother? by remoford · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That is precisely the point. One man's crime is another man's freedom.

      You might not think I should be able to sell my car, on the spot, provided I've got the pinks, to someone who likes it at the drag strip on a whim.

      I'll need a phone so I can ask someone else for permission first. To use my own money.

      Maybe you think that is nefarious. I think freedom to conduct business ought be a fundamental right.

    15. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You get a Bank Draft, which is accepted as cash at any bank but for the purposes of the transaction is the same as a cheque - just a convenient single bit of paper. In the UK this is the main alternative to paying for a vehicle by financing - quite a few dealerships will not take several thousand in cash.

    16. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Flentil · · Score: 0

      There are usually some unreasonably high fees associated with bank transfers like that. Checks are virtually free. Should it cost $20-$30 to make every transaction in the future when you could have wrote a check for free?

    17. Re:How do people pay eachother? by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 3, Insightful

      why should an electronic transaction be more expensive than a pen-and-paper order to a bank clerk to perform te exact same electronic transaction?

    18. Re:How do people pay eachother? by kauttapiste · · Score: 1

      I bought a sailboat last summer and we handled the money transfer by simply walking into a bank and asking the nice lady there to transfer the sum from my account to the seller's account!

    19. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are usually some unreasonably high fees associated with bank transfers like that. Checks are virtually free. Should it cost $20-$30 to make every transaction in the future when you could have wrote a check for free?

      There aren't such high fees in countries where that's the normal way to do business. Heck, you can do it for free in the US between many credit unions, including credit unions on other sides of the country. I've borrowed and repaid money to my family that way.

      A check is nothing more than a bank transfer form with your account and other info written down on it. The only reason bank transfers cost money in the US is because they can. (Should you at this point have any surprise left at the fact that 90% of bank fess are set up to screw you instead of cover costs?)

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    20. Re:How do people pay eachother? by ihavnoid · · Score: 1

      Is it that expensive on (insert your country name)?

      Well, in Korea, I can remember at least two methods - bank transfer (with something like 50c transfer fee) or credit cards (call the credit card company for a temporary raise of your limit, which can only be used for that specific purpose).

      Actually, I can't remember when was the last time I paid anything more than $100 in cash.

    21. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I've *ever* had to pay fees when transferring money from one account to another in either the UK, Australia or Germany. I've paid fees when performing international transfers, but national transfers are generally free in these three countries.

      I'm guessing you're talking about fees in the US. I'm here now, and I'll tell you what, the method to perform an electronic payment is quaint: Fill in the details, and the bank mails out a cheque to your desired recipient! I'm guessing this is something to do with the American desire for a verifiable paper trail.

    22. Re:How do people pay eachother? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      For whatever reason, American banks don't make this easy for you. Probably make too much money from Visa via PayPal.

      The other issue is just logistics. I wouldn't transfer $10,000 to some random craigslist guy for a used car only to have him disappear before he hands me the keys and title.

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    23. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      I have never been charged for a bank transfer in the UK - and its a regular occurance between my group of friends, to pay for weekends away et all. Perhaps we are spoiled in the UK, I've heard too many horror stories and oddities about the US system, you guys just don't seem to have personal accounts setup as nicely as we do here.

    24. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd accept a check for a payment on something like a car?

      You're game.

    25. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are quite a few places in the world where checks are already extinct -- I remember last seeing a check about 15 years ago.

      Astonishingly, people have managed to buy and sell cars without cash during this time...

    26. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There are usually some unreasonably high fees associated with bank transfers like that.

      Change banks[1]. It's free with mine. In fact even international ones are, if it's within the SEPA

      [1] This may necessitate changing country. YMMV. VWP.

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    27. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, would that be a cashier's check? But here, I think those are limited to $10,000 at most banks, if not all banks.

      Paper "checks" have their purpose. They serve as a paper trail.

    28. Re:How do people pay eachother? by rve · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bank transfers, Mr. Conspiracy Theorist. Cheques have been obsolete in much of Europe for years, yet there's no crushing dictatorship preventing people from giving money to one another.

      Continental Europe here. Haven't used checks since the 80's, I didn't know they still existed. You used to put a bank transfer order in your bank's mailbox or mail it to them, but even that is something I haven't done this century, as it's so much more convenient to just enter a bank transfer order on your online banking web site.

    29. Re:How do people pay eachother? by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Just transfer the money directly from account to account... It's easy, domestic transfers are usually free with the account (either via paper or online-banking), and there's a paper trail (albeit usually electronic).

      I don't think I've even _seen_ a checkbook in the last 5 years...

    30. Re:How do people pay eachother? by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Euro_Payments_Area

      It requires international transactions within the member countries to cost the same as national transfers. I don't know the details in every single country, but many don't charge fees for national transfers and hence, you can transfer money to any account in Europe for free.

      In any case, using a credit card is probably the worst option. Aren't those fees too unreasonably high? Something like 4% on my card.
      For international banks there are better options than PayPal btw.

    31. Re:How do people pay eachother? by bbtom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's exactly the right point. The Payments Council don't seem to have really thought out person-to-person transfers or small business transfers. If someone wants to pay me money using a cheque, all they need to know is my name (or the registered trading name of a business etc.). With a bank transfer, you need to know the bank account details of the person - and nobody is quite sure as to how public bank account numbers ought to be. Cheque still rules for getting paid expenses too. I've done the PayPal thing, which is cool - except PayPal take a slice of the transaction. I've done the online banking stuff and it's painful - crappy websites, no notification (how about an e-mail from my bank every time a transaction goes through my account? GPG exists, goddamnit - use it!), security designed for the sort of people who set their passwords to "password1" and tell all their idiotic friends their MySpace password and then wonder why they get "hacked". If you think writing a cheque is inconvenient, how about carrying a laptop and 3G dongle around with you in order to do bank transfers on the website instead?

      Yeah, in shops, use a damn debit card. But for person-to-person transactions, cheques are pretty convenient. The security sucks, admittedly - a shared, public key that anyone can copy is not really security at all (a bit like credit cards: credit card fraud, at least until a few years ago, consisted of writing down the number and details that was given out to the merchant upon every purchase - that's real secure). But with cheques, you can post them - slip 'em inside birthday cards. You can give them to third parties (children, employees etc.) who can hand them to their eventual target. You can use them even where there isn't an Internet connection - and, well, outside of the big cities, there's plenty of rural countryside with no 3G service. You can post-date them, and the recipient can return them - my old school used to do this with their after-hours activity programmes - you'd give them half in a current-dated cheque and the other half in a post-dated cheque, so if you don't decide to finish the activity, they just return the second half of the payment.

      The only problem with cheques is that I have to walk to the bank to pay them in and it costs the banks money to process them. The walk is quite good exercise, and since the banks got £300 billion of taxpayers money last year under the Special Liquidity Scheme, and they pay themselves HUGE FUCKING BONUSES, I figure the odd 25p here or there to process my damn cheques is pretty reasonable. Not to mention the huge amounts they've had in fees and fines - fines they've charged me due to the ineptitude of other banks (who have web security models designed for the aforementioned idiots). Not to mention interest they make off the money we keep in them. They seem to want to have it both ways: they argue that cheques cost a lot to process AND nobody is using them. But if nobody is using them, surely the number of people you need to employ processing cheques is pretty minimal.

      While I'm ranting about banks, here's another thing: it's only in the last year that UK banks have actually got their shit together to be able to move money between accounts and it take less than four fucking days. A family member moves the housekeeping money from one account to another every month. He does this by going to one bank, drawing out however much it is (a few hundred pounds), walking down the street to the other bank and paying it in. Every time, the helpful bank assistant seems to suggest that he could do this electronically. The difference is, if you pay in cash, it is immediately available - while a BACS transer takes 3-5 days. They've only recently changed this so that it takes at most a few hours. But Christ-on-a-fucking-wheel, why did it take until 2009 to be able to move money instantly from one account to another? And it's still only certain banks that do the same-day transfers. These guys are absolutely retarded. With the billions they make every second, you'd think they'd be able to install a few broadband lines between their offices and make it so money can get transferred quickly. Three days - seriously?!

      'Too big to fail' presumes the banks aren't the epitome of fail to start with.

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    32. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm not suggesting, I know it for a fact. Here they phased out cheques (at least retailers stopped accepting them and my bank doesn't offer them) when the Euro came in. We got a bank draft to buy a house and it was several years later.

      It makes perfect sense to go to the effort of shoving the paper around for big amounts - it's not like you buy a car or house every day. For a bag of potatoes not so much, the cost is proportionally so much higher.

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    33. Re:How do people pay eachother? by stygianguest · · Score: 1

      Much of Europe, except France. I actually had to learn how to write cheques when I came here, I only had vague childhood memories of my mother using cheques in the supermarket.

    34. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never had trouble transferring cash - sure, over 10kGBP I have to call - I can't do it directly online - but I transferred 52kGBP for a house deposit in one, short phonecall, the only hoops I had to jump through were knowing my security codes.

    35. Re:How do people pay eachother? by W2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In what country are high fees associated with bank transfers? Where I live (Sweden), going to my bank's on-line service I can transfer money to any other bank account at no charge whatsoever.

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    36. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      You can probably find a bank that will let you transfer $50k with a single button... most people don't need that. It is locked down by the bank. I can set my debit card to let me take out 10k a day... I have no such inclination mind you. (It'd probably drain an atm so I'm not sure on the technicalities.)

    37. Re:How do people pay eachother? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just checked and my non-insolvent major US bank limits electronic transfers to random people's accounts to $2000. Which wouldn't even be enough to cover rent for many people, much less an car.

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    38. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Weirsbaski · · Score: 4, Funny

      > If I wanted to buy a car from somebody, how would I do it?

      Transfer money from your bank account directly to theirs ?

      Taking it one step further, we could have a piece of paper that says how much to transfer, signed by the transferer to make it legal. Then there'd even be a paper trail that could be checked if there were any problems!

      Not sure what to call something like that, maybe "instant signed bank-to-bank transfer guarantee on paper receipt" (or "isbtobtgopr" for short)?

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    39. Re:How do people pay eachother? by copponex · · Score: 1

      If you'd take a check on a whim like that, I'd like to buy your car. I promise the check is good...

      Of course, you're not asking the banker if you can have your money. You're telling him where you want your money sent. I send wires all the time, for amounts great and small, and the only thing that ever stops me is if the funds aren't there.

      If the transaction is large, good luck hiding it anyway. Unless you are burying real cash in your backyard, it's difficult to hide during your audit. If it's small, we have cash and debit.

    40. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, would that be a cashier's check? But here, I think those are limited to $10,000 at most banks, if not all banks.

      Paper "checks" have their purpose. They serve as a paper trail.

      This is false at least in CA. I bought a car several years ago and paid in full (at least $20k, I don't remember the exact amount) with a cashier's check.

    41. Re:How do people pay eachother? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Blah blah "the point"..

      Anyway since me and the rest of us would be the ones to pay the police/insurance when you inevitably get ripped off because you had to transfer money via cash instead of electronically I'm quite happy with things the way they are. (i.e. Using your own money however you like, but not in a "hey everyone, please rob me!" kind of way)

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    42. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jimicus · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have never been charged for a bank transfer in the UK - and its a regular occurance between my group of friends, to pay for weekends away et all. Perhaps we are spoiled in the UK, I've heard too many horror stories and oddities about the US system, you guys just don't seem to have personal accounts setup as nicely as we do here.

      A number of people are taking banks to court over bank charges, claiming they're unfair. If they ultimately get their way (a recent court defeat isn't the end of the matter), the banks aren't going to accept the loss of their biggest cash cow overnight. They'll come up with something else.

      Expect to wind up paying a monthly fee for the "privilege" of having an account. Don't be too surprised to see per-transaction fees too.

      (Just to clarify for our American cousins): Personal bank accounts in the UK usually accrue zero charges for daily use (taking out and paying in money, transfers between banks etc).

      Where you do pay is if you exceed your overdraft limit by even one penny (something which is very easy to do when the bank automatically gives everyone a debit card, encourages them to use it and most businesses accept them without further charge). Do that and the bank will charge you for being over your overdraft limit, they'll write you a letter and charge you for writing that letter, they'll slap on another charge for every couple of weeks you're over the limit and they'll charge swingeing interest on the overdraft (including their charges). Each of these charges can be up to £25-30.

      Do the same thing next month and you get charged again.

    43. Re:How do people pay eachother? by John+Bodin · · Score: 1

      yea call the bank when my bank charges to send out a transfer to someone else account then the receiving bank charges another fee to accept this transfer...last time I did that I had to add about $100 to cover those charges and get the correct amount in.

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    44. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With a bank transfer, you need to know the bank account details of the person - and nobody is quite sure as to how public bank account numbers ought to be

      They're printed on the bottom of cheques, so if you've ever given a cheque to someone then he knows them.

      Not to mention the huge amounts they've had in fees and fines - fines they've charged me due to the ineptitude of other banks (who have web security models designed for the aforementioned idiots).

      Does that translate as "I can't remember my password and I keep getting locked out. Also, I'm so poor at managing my cashflow that I'm always overdrawn"?

      But Christ-on-a-fucking-wheel, why did it take until 2009 to be able to move money instantly from one account to another? And it's still only certain banks that do the same-day transfers.

      That's a fair point but it's nothing to do with absence of broadband lines. It means the bank has a huge rolling float of in-transit money that it can earn interest on while not paying any out.

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    45. Re:How do people pay eachother? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Get a new bank maybe? (And break your sentences up a bit)

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    46. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Finland at least we just use bank transfer. I just bought a car - I just logged into my web bank, made the transfer, printed out the receipt of the payment at the car shop (they can see the transfer immediatly on their web bank too).

      I've never, ever seen anyone using (or even accepting) checks here =P

      Oh yeah, and my bank officially supports Firefox, Opera, IE, Safari, and even a freaking Netscape (!) :-)

    47. Re:How do people pay eachother? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Most importantly, who the hell would trust a car-value cheque? If it bounces, the seller is down a LOT of money.

    48. Re:How do people pay eachother? by footnmouth · · Score: 1

      It's £9,999 here in the UK, not that many people realise it, but in theory if you are offered more than this as cash you have to report it to the FSA, our wonderful govmnt institution that had no idea that the banks were massively over geared, despite this being one of their more important tasks.

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    49. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Metatron · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pay for the what now ? I can logon to my bank online, and given any sort code and account number transfer any sum of money I choose, (that I have available), for free. This is standard across any UK bank I am aware of. Lots of these types of transactions are instant now too, (or certainly very quick), some institutions still drag and you have to wait a day or so, but they are becoming fewer.

      A lot of banks also have a great deal of large companies details stored for you, making it equally as easy to pay any bill.

    50. Re:How do people pay eachother? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Call your bank and tell them you want to transfer the money, so what are my options. There will be a way

      The wire transfer exists, true, but it is not free. It may cost you $20 to send a couple thousand dollars to another country. A check will cost you just a stamp.

      Even transfers and payments within the USA are not always free. There are a couple of services that charge money for convenience of paying with your credit card. I think CA DMV was/is like that, and definitely it applies to CA property taxes:

      Please note: there is a fee of 2.5% ($1.00 minimum) for paying with a credit card. The fee for paying with an electronic check is $15.00 ($27.00 for large amounts).

      Good luck paying extra 2.5% of your property taxes. Even the "electronic check" will cost you money that you could use; and that eCheck is just a middleman's product, adding no value and actually taking some money away. Meanwhile, paper checks are free and postage is still affordable. Most importantly, paper checks are physical instruments that you draw, handle and send in a very well understood way, whereas various electronic payment services seldom inform you what's happening, and you must deal with a robot whenever you use them.

    51. Re:How do people pay eachother? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Why not?

    52. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      That will work great for those without smartphones which is basically everyone I know.

      This is 8 *years* in the future. I think smartphones will be much more common. At least phones capable of processing a transaction, for sure.
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    53. Re:How do people pay eachother? by artg · · Score: 1

      And how do you do that in a way that can be conducted between two semi-trusting parties ? If I buy something using a cheque, I hand over my bit of paper in return for the goods. There is the possibility of refusing to hand one of the items over right up to the point of sale or even snatch it back afterwards. If I have to authorise my transfer online in advance, or check it's there afterward, where is my control over the transaction ?

    54. Re:How do people pay eachother? by bbtom · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to mention the huge amounts they've had in fees and fines - fines they've charged me due to the ineptitude of other banks (who have web security models designed for the aforementioned idiots).

      Does that translate as "I can't remember my password and I keep getting locked out. Also, I'm so poor at managing my cashflow that I'm always overdrawn"?

      You want to know what it actually is? A bank I used to use had an online security model which required you to answer with both a password and with a 'secret answer'. The 'secret question' was "What's the name of your first school?" - and it was the same for everybody. Ignoring the fact that now so many people are on Facebook and MySpace, that's hardly a useful security measure at all, there is a problem with punctuation. If you went to, oh, St. Paul's Roman Catholic Primary School, that could quite easily be Saint, St., or St, Pauls, Paul's, or Paul, Roman Catholic, Catholic, RC, R.C., Primary, Primary School or many other variants thereof. It turns out the bank was automatically stripping any characters that weren't [a-zA-Z\s] from the secret answer. Which is fine, except they don't tell you that. And you only have to mistype it twice or something and you are locked out. I didn't even mistype it - I have all my bank details in an encrypted text file, so I just copy and paste. If I write out the string, store it in a file, copy and paste it into the field to set it, and then come back a week later and enter it in the same field through copy and paste and it doesn't work, that's quite evidently not my fault.

      Once they've locked you out from online banking because of their shitty software, it then takes them two weeks to unlock it. During which time, no transactions allowed. It took until the third time I'd been locked out of this process until they finally explained their byzantine string processing rules. And because it's internet banking, there is no other way of getting any money out. Except one. You can phone them up, and they won't do a BACS transfer for "security reasons" - but if you are willing to pay £25 they'll do a priority transfer. Think about that: you can't have money transferred slowly from your account for security reasons, but if you are willing to pay a fee, those security reasons disappear. I'm sure the fraudster intent on ripping off a savings account will pause in wait, wondering whether or not he wants to spend £25 of someone else's money in order to put a transfer through.

      Sadly, stupid excuses about idiotic programmers and their inept handling of strings doesn't cut much ice with people one owes money to.

      Of course, once it had cost me my second or third £12 bank fine, I took my business elsewhere. And, no, I generally manage my money pretty well - my student loan is about a third of the size of a lot of my friends, I clear my credit card every month, my laptop is pretty much my only luxury - bla bla bla.

      My point was very simple: if you go a pound overdrawn and the bank then wham you with a £12 charge for it, the least they can do in return is to process some damn cheques without whining about how much it costs.

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    55. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      We are talking about the US here... I mean in Europe viable alternatives exist to ... what amounts to a big IOU.

    56. Re:How do people pay eachother? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to buy a car from somebody, how would I do it? Right now the only reasonable options are PayPal, check, cash, or credit card. The only tender an ordinary person would accept for a car are cash and check, and most people wouldn't want to handle enough cash to pay for a car.

      The last time I bought a car privately, the guy gave me his bank account number and I did a direct transfer online. After he confirmed the money was there, he drove the car around to my house and we were done.

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    57. Re:How do people pay eachother? by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      Try getting a 60+ year old grandparent to do that instead of sending a cheque to their grandchild in their birthday card ;)

    58. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to see would involve a fundamental overhaul of things.

      Banks shouldn't issue you with a card - they should issue you with a fob. This fob would contain an RFID chip and you could top it up to make small transactions, which would be made by putting the fob near a reader and entering your accompanying PIN. In addition, the fob could display a new number every 30 seconds or so, allowing good security for online banking. This would replace cheques for all businesses, even small ones, who could shell out for a machine allowing you to use your fob to pay them (if they're too cheap to do that, they shouldn't be in business). As for paying individuals (and in addition, another way to pay small businesses) - electronic funds transfer, and you could hand them a printout of the confirmation of the transfer. Cash also remains an option.

      I'm sure we could replace the cheque with more secure, modern methods, if we actually tried hard enough.

    59. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whilst a bankers draft is as good cash, as a private individual and having never seen one I wouldn't know a genuine one from one knocked up on someones inkjet. I would insist on cash if selling, for example, a car privately.

    60. Re:How do people pay eachother? by slim · · Score: 1

      nobody is quite sure as to how public bank account numbers ought to be

      Public. There, now you know.

      My sort code is 08-92-86 and my account number is 04034315

      With that information, you can send me money. You'd need more information to steal from me.

    61. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      If you want to buy a car from someone, the only reasonable option is a bankers draft (I believe it is called a cashier's check[sic] in the US). There was no mention of those being phased out.

      If you are buying from a dealer, you can add debit card to the list. They aren't allowed to accept more than €15,000 in cash in a single transaction in the EU.

    62. Re:How do people pay eachother? by GauteL · · Score: 1

      "The wire transfer exists, true, but it is not free. It may cost you $20 to send a couple thousand dollars to another country. A check will cost you just a stamp. "

      This is simply not true. All banks I've been with charge money to "cash" a foreign cheque. And why shouldn't they? They require all the work that wire transfers do and then some.

      What you are talking about are small and artificial obstacles based on economics/greed. Not some technical or practical difficulty. And sooner or later paying by cheque will start to get expensive.

    63. Re:How do people pay eachother? by GauteL · · Score: 1

      Actually, most grandparents seems to have adapted to the new system in Europe, which has existed since the 80s.

      When it comes to the UK, the 65 year old grand parent is only 58 years old now and have 8 years to adapt. Seems reasonable to me.

    64. Re:How do people pay eachother? by agurk · · Score: 1

      In my world I have to pay about $10 to use a check (not that I used one ever in my entire life).

      Paying by bank to bank or debit card is free.

      What pricing model the future has is not set in stone.

    65. Re:How do people pay eachother? by dargaud · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm also in Europe and seldom use checks, but there are still many instances when you need them. Go to a store and buy something relatively expensive: a kitchen, a load of wood, a 2nd hand car... You can't use a credit card without maxing it. Granted, above a certain value you need to arrange for bank transfers.

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    66. Re:How do people pay eachother? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      You want at least a certified money order for a car. Unless, of course, you're willing to take on faith that the person taking your 10,000 dollar vehicle isn't scamming you.

    67. Re:How do people pay eachother? by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      I don't know, most elderly British people seem quite grumpy and resistant to change :D There will always be the "silver surfer" type who pick it up quite easily, but others can be quite resistant to even quite simple technology like "insert card and press numbers" purely because it is digital technology that they don't know.

    68. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      given any sort code and account number transfer any sum of money I choose, (that I have available), for free

      I don't know about your bank, but Abbey places a limit on the amount that can be transferred, at least using their telephone banking service. The exact amount is secret, but somewhere around £3k. I've no idea if their online service imposes the same limit, I don't transfer that amount very often...

    69. Re:How do people pay eachother? by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      My 75 year old grandfather regularly pays his bills using bank transfers...

      When my birthday rolls around in january I will, as the past 5 years, get a congrats text message (SMS) from my grandma who is well over 70..

      Not all old people are stupid.. And if you want to get a cheque-book in norway it will cost you something like 25-50 USD in fees to pay -once- using it. That is how they gradually got rid of them here.. they priced them so that people were financially motivated to move to the new system. Even the old farts managed this fine ;)

      Then again, a friend of mine is a meat-api for the e-bank his grandmother uses. When she needs to get something paid she calls him and he does it for her :-p She pays him for this service, nice deal for both ;)

    70. Re:How do people pay eachother? by PeterBrett · · Score: 1

      In my experience, people generally will accept a personal cheque for an automobile, but will wait for it to clear before handing over the keys.

    71. Re:How do people pay eachother? by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      In norway it costs usually something like 2 NOK (20-30 cents?) to do a bank transfer.

      If you even manage to -get- a chequebook it costs at least 20, maybe as high as 40 USD per cheque used...

      Over here they priced the "chequebook" technology out of the system over a period of years so most people went over to bank transfers.

      Of course, if your bank screws you over on fees, change to a different bank. Capitalism dictates that the bank with the best system gets the customers! (obviously, this only works if there is no sneaky stuff going on :-p)

      But seriously, I've not paid a single bill in 6-7 years using paper...
      Hell, I've -never- been to my bank in person after setting up the account when I was 16... which is almost 10 bloody years ago! There really is no reason to visit the bank. All transactions and most things can be done through the e-banking solution.

    72. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's another benefit to making it impractical to move around large amounts of cash untraceably, though, that you may not be aware of. It makes it almost impossible to bribe police. (Politicians are still corrupt, though.) And that one advantage pretty much makes all the disadvantages worth it, because as bad as it is for the government to have that kind of power over transactions, having police in the pay of whatever group can afford them is so much worse we actually have more freedom this way.

    73. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To my knowledge you can transfer euro's across all euro euro countries for free using online bank systems. At least this is true for transferring money from the Netherlands to other euro countries.

    74. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Most people won't accept a check until it has cleared, which means you have to hand over the check and then wait 5 days before you can pick up your car. You could always go and arrange an electronic transfer in that time even if you physically go to the bank rather than do it online.
      There are also other things, like guaranteed checks from banks which will clear immediately. Last time i bought a car, i took the seller with me to the bank and got a guaranteed check, which he then took to his bank several doors down the street.

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    75. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. I think my mother used checks here in Finland... but last time I saw that was probably sometime in the latter part of the eighties. There just hasn't been any need for them since; debit and credit cards are accepted almost everywhere, and where they are not, it's either pocket change (100 euros) or bank transfers (that absolutely everybody, or at least 99.9% of people use and recipients accept, especially for such things as rent).

      I don't even know if any mentionable portion of Finnish businesses accept checks, or if they're in use at all nowadays, or if they can even be considered a legal tender of any kind. Travel cheques are accepted in tourist-oriented locations though, I believe.

    76. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Where do you live?
      Even my grandparents (80+) have smartphones these days...

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    77. Re:How do people pay eachother? by AndyS · · Score: 1

      And the first bank to do this will suffer scary amounts of capital flight as half their customers shut their bank account.

      It's a bluff.

    78. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Not just asking the banker, the bank is also guaranteeing to the recipient that you actually have sufficient funds to pay him and so he'll actually get his money...
      I could write a check for a million dollars right now, but it would never go through.

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    79. Re:How do people pay eachother? by phcrack · · Score: 1

      But Christ-on-a-fucking-wheel, why did it take until 2009 to be able to move money instantly from one account to another? And it's still only certain banks that do the same-day transfers. These guys are absolutely retarded. With the billions they make every second, you'd think they'd be able to install a few broadband lines between their offices and make it so money can get transferred quickly. Three days - seriously?!

      My bank takes two days to do an internal transfer and three for external. What's happening is that the bank is still using my money to make more money during those three days, but not paying anyone interest on the deposit. It's only pennies to we poor peons, but it adds up pretty quickly for the bank.

      It's not that the bank couldn't make the transfer immediately, they just didn't/don't want to lose that little cash cow.

    80. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because only a country full of morons would accept paying more for the cheaper method.

    81. Re:How do people pay eachother? by AndyS · · Score: 1

      Or better, a building society cheque.

      Like a banker's draft, only free

    82. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      A number of people are taking banks to court over bank charges, claiming they're unfair. If they ultimately get their way (a recent court defeat isn't the end of the matter), the banks aren't going to accept the loss of their biggest cash cow overnight. They'll come up with something else.

      Yeah, this is what I find rather depressing about this situation. The people doing this are stupid. They're gonna wind up ending free banking in the UK (for people smart enough not to go into unauthorized overdrawal), which sucks even more than the current situation.

    83. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And some random craigslist guy wouldn't hand you a car only to have your check bounce...
      I would never pay for something in advance like that, i would look at the car and then use telephone banking to arrange the transfer, then let the seller call his bank to verify it before handing me the car. Or if your doing the deal during the day, you can just go down to an actual bank and do it.

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    84. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are usually some unreasonably high fees associated with bank transfers like that. Checks are virtually free. Should it cost $20-$30 to make every transaction in the future when you could have wrote a check for free?

      There aren't such high fees in countries where that's the normal way to do business.

      In the Netherlands there are no fees at all for transferring money between accounts and it is the same for most of Europe. The only time there are fees is when you want to transfer between countries. And I haven't seen a check for fifteen years.

    85. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Yeah, or I could write you an IOU instead. It's about as reliable.

    86. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Cheque is something I write, and you've only my word that its a) valid, b) got funds to cover it c) it's actually my cheque book, and that's actually my signature. d) I won't just ring up to cancel it in half an hour's time
      Bankers draft is ... very similar to a cheque, but what happens is the bank transfers the money out of my account, into theirs, and writes a cheque for that sum. It's therefore easier to validate (can be done over the phone, and the bank can confirm they've issued a draft for that sum to that person) and is 'guaranteed' by the bank, and probably some FSA regulations as well - if you take my bankers draft, you can be pretty certain that you will get that money.

    87. Re:How do people pay eachother? by BorgDrone · · Score: 1

      Taking it one step further, we could have a piece of paper that says how much to transfer, signed by the transferer to make it legal. Then there'd even be a paper trail that could be checked if there were any problems!

      Not sure what to call something like that, maybe "instant signed bank-to-bank transfer guarantee on paper receipt" (or "isbtobtgopr" for short)?

      Except that it isn't reliable, or instant, or guaranteed (when we still had cheques here, they were only guaranteed up to 300 guilders (about 125 euro). So you'd still need a whole stack of them to pay for a car, cash would be easier.)

      If someone pays me via a direct online bank transfer, I can check if the money is in my account immediately, usually doesn't take more than a minute. Also, it'll show up on my and their bank statement so you do have a paper trail.

    88. Re:How do people pay eachother? by sonofusion82 · · Score: 1

      It is not just foreign transfer. In Malaysia, online banking transfer cost MYR2.00 per transaction. With checks, the entire 50 pieces checkbook only cost MYR8.00, that's RM0.16 per piece. There is no additional charges for cashing local checks. I would have thought that with all the manual work required to process checks, it should be more expensive but somehow electronics transfer is about 12.5x more expensive than checks. And these days with their improved check processing facilities, money is transfer on the same working day but some how it sometimes take more than 1 day when it is only via online transfer. Go figure that out...

    89. Re:How do people pay eachother? by AC-x · · Score: 1

      Ahem, "They added, however, that the target of Oct. 2018 would only be realized if adequate alternatives are developed"

    90. Re:How do people pay eachother? by lga · · Score: 1

      I can't steal from you with those numbers, but I could easily inconvenience you. All I need to do is set up a direct debit to any organisation and the money will disapear from your account. The direct debit guarantee means that you can get it back but you have to go through the banks procedure to do that, and while some may reverse the transaction with a phone call others will make you fill in forms and wait days or weeks.

    91. Re:How do people pay eachother? by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      And because it's internet banking, there is no other way of getting any money out.

      There's one: "I'd like to close my account, please."

    92. Re:How do people pay eachother? by darthflo · · Score: 1

      Uh, all the banks I've worked with in the past few years have offered free or close-to-free e-banking access to my account and allowed me to transfer five-digit sums to accounts with the same bank, another bank in the same country or another bank in another country in all the major currencies. Save the savings accounts, for same-bank and same-country transfers I usually don't even pay fees.
      Of course, different than what Hollywood likes to make you believe, wire transfers tend to not be instantaneous, so that might pose a bit of a problem with the car example. Even if I were to send the $50k from my e-banking interface to the car dealer's account under his watchful eyes, there'd be nothing to stop me from hopping into my car, speeding home and cancelling the transaction before it actually goes through the system (which usually happens at 0900 and 1700, depending on the bank).
      Fortunately, buying a care needs a bit of extra work anyways: I need to get the car insured and (with proof of insurance) registered with the DMV to get it's license plates. So I'd stop by the dealer's, have a coffee and upon coming to an acceptable agreement, I'll pay some amount up front (e.g. whatever my debit card will allow as a single charge, so $5k to $10k) and get the car's papers and keys and a bill for $50k minus the $10k I already paid. I talk to my insurance, get a policy for the car; visit the DMV, return the old papers, get the car registered on me, get the license plates and so on. Also, I stop by at home and authorize the bank transfer for the outstanding $40k. The next day, I'll head to the dealership, plates in hand, click the plates into the already mounted plate holders, give the salesman a wave, get in my car and drive off the lot, enjoying the new car smell.
      Depending on however trustworthy either side of the transaction is, the dealer could insist on waiting for the payment to clear before I drive off or I might bring a wheel clamp with me on the first day to make sure the car stays there. Usually, neither is necessary.

    93. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote:

      "I'll need a phone so I can ask someone else for permission first. To use my own money."

      The last sentance "To use my own money"...

      You're assuming it's your money, it's not. The money we use today is owned and controlled by the banks. If the money were based on something of value rather than someone else's debt, you could say it's your money.

    94. Re:How do people pay eachother? by darthflo · · Score: 1

      Telephone banking is not instantaneous. Usually, payments go through around 0900 and 1700. If you buy at 1400, you'll probably have to wait for 0930 on the next day before the recipient gets through to his bank's hotline and has the payment confirmed. Of course, you could use the three hours between ordering the payment and it's execution to cancel it; for fun you might even do that from your brand new car's carphone.

    95. Re:How do people pay eachother? by BorgDrone · · Score: 1

      And how do you do that in a way that can be conducted between two semi-trusting parties ?

      As with any large sale/transaction: have a sales contract.

    96. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      and nobody is quite sure as to how public bank account numbers ought to be.

      Your account number and sort code are written on your cheque. Bank account numbers should be treated as public information.

    97. Re:How do people pay eachother? by TheEvilOverlord · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this is part of the confusion really. The banking systems in different countries are quite different and have different charging models. They are just trying to get rid of what is a free service in the UK for personal accounts. I know a few small business owners that use personal accounts for their banking precisely because they don't charge for transactions.

      I have to wonder what UK bank the GP is using as I have accounts with three major banks and they all charge around £25 to transfer money between them. I've found the easiest way to change money between accounts is to drive to the bank, withdraw in cash and walk across the street and pay it into the other bank. (luckily all three banks have branches next to each other) Stupid in the 21st century, but it's the quickest and cheapest way for me to do it.

    98. Re:How do people pay eachother? by darthflo · · Score: 1

      I get cash. ;)

      To pay the bills while off-line there's a pen-and-paper system around. You pack however many bills (the payment slips of said bills, actually) to a big pile, count the number of bills, figure out the total amount, write those two numbers down on a form your bank happily provides you with, sign said form, stick it all into one of the business reply envelopes your bank will also provide you with, then throw that into a mail box and you're good.
      Of course, thanks to mature e-banking solutions and so on, very few people need to do it that way anymore, but the possibility remains.

    99. Re:How do people pay eachother? by hughk · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work in the UK. The banks give the excuse that as these are ultimately Euro payments not sterling, the transfer goes via another system (CHAPS) which is geared to commercial customers and you pay per transfer significantly more than you would moving sterling around within the UK. Also the UK requires some absolutely insane AML/KYC paperwork for overseas transfers with the excuse being international terrorism and preservation of bureaucratic jobs.

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    100. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      All I need to do is set up a direct debit to any organisation and the money will disapear from your account.

      A direct debit requires a signed mandate form, sure you can fake the signature, but you can also do that with a cheque.

      Knowing their bank details doesn't make it easier to impersonate them, in fact getting hold of a cheque with their bank details AND their signature (by for example working in a shop and accepting cheques) would make it much easier to impersonate them.

    101. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      They will for a CHAPS transfer, but a BACS transfer is almost always free. I've never been charged using Lloyds, Abbey or Smile for a BACS transfer.

    102. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Those string processing rules are there because traditionally poorly written webapps would construct an SQL statement using your input, and then feed this to the database... If they didn't filter or appropriately escape the output then symbols like quotes and ticks can be used to alter the query being made to the database with often very dangerous consequences... As a result of this, many places filter out anything which is not alphanumeric... I had a friend who's name was "O'Donnel" who constantly had problems with websites because of this...

      The correct thing to do is pass input using prepared statements, where the input will be sent as a null terminated array and not as part of the query string, so regardless of what you enter it goes through whole (worst case is you can truncate your input by sending a null).

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    103. Re:How do people pay eachother? by darthflo · · Score: 1

      How would an RFID fob (readable from tens of metres away) be any better than a card (readable on contact)? Most merchants already own a card reader. They're cheap, easy to find and quite reliable. What would anybody's incentive to switch be?

      If it's just about the random numbers for e-banking: Several banks already send you an RSA SecurID fob which you can then use to sign in to their e-banking platform. The cheaper ones will send you a paper card with a list of codes, e.g. a1-j10. On logging in, you're asked for, say, d8, you enter the code at that position and you're free to bank. The best solution I've seen so far is a small calculator-like thingie with a card reader. You enter username and password for your e-banking account and get a challenge code. Then you stick your debit card into that calculator thingie, enter the challenge and your PIN and are returned the response to enter into the e-banking site.

    104. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Well, your email address and domain give away your name address and telephone number for a start, what else would someone need?

      It happened to Jeremy Clarkson - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7174760.stm

      Would you like to make a charitable donation too?

      Your sortcode also gives away which bank you use:

      THE CO-OPERATIVE BANK PLC
      Smile - Current
      WN8 6GF

      Normally it gives away the branch address for a regular high street bank, i believe smile is an online bank operated by the co-operative and thus only has one "branch"...

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    105. Re:How do people pay eachother? by SteveDob · · Score: 1

      > They're gonna wind up ending free banking in the UK (for people smart enough not to go into unauthorized overdrawal),

      Except *they* aren't the people smart enough not to go into unauthorized overdrawal. As long as any new charges are less than their previous hit, they'll see it as a win. Although they'll almost certainly find a way to mess that up and then whine about it some more.

    106. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What range do RFID chips have?
      And if you were to increase the power, how much range could you get?
      What's to stop someone building a portable high power RFID reader, strapping it round their waist and walking around some crowded places like train stations and taking a small amount from anyone who got within range?

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    107. Re:How do people pay eachother? by slim · · Score: 1

      It's true you could set up a fraudulent direct debit in my name. But I could correct that with no penalty. I believe Clarkson did not claim back the money (because it was charity and he is loaded). But he could have done easily.

      Yes, the sort code gives away which bank I use. That is its purpose. Why would I keep that a secret.

    108. Re:How do people pay eachother? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      It's not quite clear what you're arguing for. Presumably it is for being allowed to carry an amount of gold around to use in common exchange for goods and services.

      Bank notes usually belong to the government.

      Money you place on deposit with the bank you do so with conditions attached. One of those conditions is usually that you don't have instantaneous access to that money without some interaction with said bank.

    109. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Related to the one drawback of cheques that you mentioned, "The only problem with cheques is that I have to walk to the bank to pay them in and it costs the banks money to process them"

      I work for a company in the US that's working on being able to deposit checks over the internet through flatbed scanner. We were actually beat to the market on this by a bank that services to the military, but we're working to bring it to our customers as well (we write services for a few thousand small credit unions and a few banks).

      Also the largest cost to a bank involved with depositing checks (in the US at least) is actually paying the teller to do the data entry for all the information on the check and scan it. Our company currently does a lot of business sending check scanners and using optical recognition to small businesses that regularly receive checks (utility companies, apartment complexes, grocery stores...). It drives the actual cost of processing a check down to around 9-15 cents per transaction. Compare to the 8-10 cents for ACH (which is the rough equivalent of a BACS), or ~25 cents for debit, or 50-75 cents + ~8% of the transaction total for credit cards.

      Checks are still in full force in the US simply because the banks like the extra security of a paper trail (even if the paper is converted to digital). ACH is still considered a bit risky due to our pull system of banking. Move to a push system and we'd probably see ACH take off.

    110. Re:How do people pay eachother? by arethuza · · Score: 1

      I bought my last car with my debit card - worked a treat!

    111. Re:How do people pay eachother? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      All I need to do is set up a direct debit to any organisation and the money will disapear from your account.

      Direct debit needs to be authorized by the account holder, the same as any other money transfer from the account.

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    112. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Also the UK requires some absolutely insane AML/KYC paperwork for overseas transfers with the excuse being international terrorism and preservation of bureaucratic jobs.

      Is that something new? I transferred a significant amount - tens of thousands - out of the UK in one go and the lady asked if I was buying a house (as it happened I was) but I'm pretty certain she was just making polite conversation. I certainly didn't have to fill out anything other than the target account details, amount etc.

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    113. Re:How do people pay eachother? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      A direct debit requires a signed mandate form, sure you can fake the signature, but you can also do that with a cheque.

      Actually, it doesn't. There are different levels of trust within the DD system and some institutions can create them without a signed mandate. These are organisations that the other members trust to return the funds if it turns out that the DD was set up in error.

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    114. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You want to know what it actually is? A bank I used to use had an online security model which required you to answer with both a password and with a 'secret answer'. The 'secret question' was "What's the name of your first school?" - and it was the same for everybody. Ignoring the fact that now so many people are on Facebook and MySpace, that's hardly a useful security measure at all

      You're under no compulsion to put true data in. I don't.

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    115. Re:How do people pay eachother? by ggeens · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are usually some unreasonably high fees associated with bank transfers like that. Checks are virtually free. Should it cost $20-$30 to make every transaction in the future when you could have wrote a check for free?

      In (Continental) Europe, this is different. Money transfers are (nearly) free, while banks charge a substantial amount to process a cheque.

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    116. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell you what. Give me $50,000 to drive around with, and I'll test your theory out. K?

    117. Re:How do people pay eachother? by lga · · Score: 1

      Technically yes. In practice no. As an example, look at this form. Authorisation consists of ticking the boxes and entering an address.

    118. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      So it's a contract between just you and him, eh? What do you do then when you pay for a car, and he just drives off in it shouting "so long, sucker!"? Solve the problem with your own gun?

      There are a lot of assumptions about trust behind the scenes society. Demanding you to go public about big transactions (say, 25000$ and above) isn't unreasonable, and it's just good economic hygiene. One day, those 25000$ he wants to pay you with may be the same that got stolen from you yesterday - or from me.

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    119. Re:How do people pay eachother? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      Dunno about other grandparents, but mine just shuffle on over to the bank and have it transferred directly on their grandchildrens accounts.

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    120. Re:How do people pay eachother? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the US, yes. In Europe, no. I'm not completely sure for other countries, but in the Netherlands bank transfers are done at no extra cost, as is money withdrawal from a debit card.

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    121. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Assuming the website applies the rules consistently, i.e when it's set and when it's checked, then it will be comparing the transformed password against the transformed password, or a hash thereof. If it doesn't allow quotes then it shouldn't even be reaching the backend to make the comparison and burn one of your downs.

      Exactly what problems did this O'Donnel person have, other than having to sign up as ODonnel? I can see that'd be an irritation, but it's not going to cause you to be locked out of your account. Certainly not as bad as living in Scunthorpe.

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    122. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even for international transfers the fees are often only for currency conversion, within the EU usually 1 - 8 EUR - though you get a better currency conversion rate, so if it's more than 100 EUR it's usually cheaper than carrying the money with you...

    123. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      What's to stop someone building a portable high power RFID reader, strapping it round their waist and walking around some crowded places like train stations and taking a small amount from anyone who got within range?

      Because you'd have to accompany it with your PIN.

    124. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I use precisely such a device with my online banking. The point about the fob would be convenience, really. Only one thing to carry around with you... having to carry the card reader around with you to access online banking sucks.

    125. Re:How do people pay eachother? by idji · · Score: 1

      in EU-land I simply deposit the money into his bank account online, or hand him a filled-in and signed deposit slip.

    126. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, here's an idea - how about you don't spend money you don't have?

    127. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody is quite sure as to how public bank account numbers ought to be

      Everyone who writes checks are, they'll give their numbers to anyone. Just ask Knuth.

    128. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What? You got a contract! If you don’t trust him at all, you expect that he first pays, via bank transfer. If you trust him enough to know you could prosecute him by court, you expect him in the next days, via bank transfer.

      But of course, the whole concept of that imaginary money with no real value, is fucked up in the first place.

      Wanna buy a car from me? Simple: Let your bank give you the money in gold. Then pay me with that. Simple as that.
      Works especially well, if you can’t trust the currency in your country, to still be worth anything, tomorrow.
      Or if you don’t want to play along in the banks’ big scam in the first place.
      Also: Why not? It’s pretty cool to pay in real gold. :) You have to try it once.
      Gives you a real feeling for the worth of it. Only imagining the amount of work that you need to get it, makes that feeling any more real. :)

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    129. Re:How do people pay eachother? by chriseyre2000 · · Score: 1

      How about an off switch? Payments can only be made when switched on.

    130. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Wait, I forgot something very important. I forgot that I’m talking to an American audience, and the current situation.

      Please don’t associate me with that huge gold scam that FOX news is pushing down the nation’s throats right now. Because that’s exactly what I’m opposing.

      Right now, as we head out of e “recession”, of course, the value of gold, relative to the dollar, is going to fall dramatically.
      So of course now the want you to buy as much as possible from them. So you make the loss that becomes their profit!

      So right now, gold is probably the worst idea of all!

      I’m really sorry for creating those wrong impressions.
      It’s just, that normally, gold is the most reliable and independent currency.
      But that situations like right now are a huge exception from this rule!

      If you can separate those two concepts... the bigger basic reliability and independence... and the scam that happens if you buy gold right now... then you’re good.

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    131. Re:How do people pay eachother? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Every car I've bought involved writing a personal check. (Used cars from dealers/garages, no loan bullshit, no 4 square nonsense).

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    132. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Conchobair · · Score: 1

      There will be an app for that.

    133. Re:How do people pay eachother? by meadowsp · · Score: 1

      I don't think you would need more details. Jeremy Clarkson thought (and did) this in the UK and had to retract when people had signed him up for charity donations. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/07/clarkson_bank_prank_backfires/

    134. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Really? My mom (70+) doesn't even have a dumbphone, except for the landline.

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    135. Re:How do people pay eachother? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Getting a cashiers check in your own name and then signing it over when they give you the vehicle is a lot less messy.

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    136. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are apparently unaware of the bribery potential in things like bottles of 30 year old Scotch.

    137. Re:How do people pay eachother? by maxume · · Score: 1

      You are thinking inside the box. It is quite unlikely that the bank bothered to verify that you answered the security question truthfully, so there is no problem in simply treating it as a second password (this doesn't make it any more convenient, but it avoids the problem where people know the answer).

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    138. Re:How do people pay eachother? by slim · · Score: 1

      I don't think you would need more details. Jeremy Clarkson thought (and did) this in the UK and had to retract when people had signed him up for charity donations.

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/07/clarkson_bank_prank_backfires/

      See the comment "Nothing to see here MK2" to that story.

    139. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention this. I did purchase my last car with cash.

      $20,000 sounds like a reasonable amount of money, but it's only like a half an inch thick wad (in 100s of course). I was disappointed. :)

    140. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      I am a dual US-Australian citizen and regularly transfer money between my Australian and US banks. It costs me a whopping 50 cents and takes 3-4 business days.

      EFT from source account to a clearing house (e.g. Xetrade). They convert the currency. They pay it on to the other country, again via EFT. The only fee is because my bank happens to charge 50 cents per EFT. With some other banks it would be completely free.

      Much better than either wire transfer (20-30 bucks) or a cheque (slow and most banks charge huge fees for cashing foreign cheques).

    141. Re:How do people pay eachother? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Most importantly, who the hell would trust a car-value cheque? If it bounces, the seller is down a LOT of money.

      You've not seen my car, have you?

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    142. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds exactly like the US, but you get free transfers...

      This is a psuedo quote of a comedian"

      In fact, many banks here will charge you for not having enough money in an account.. "You only have $20.. we'll take 5 out because you are poor.."

      BUT if you HAVE a bunch of money they will give you money! It's like they look at me, with my $20 and go "you are a bad person for not having more in here. We are taking $5 and giving it to that rich guy.." I can't win. :(

    143. Re:How do people pay eachother? by digitig · · Score: 1

      And the reply is "I'm sorry, the account is locked". My wife had this -- it took her about 5 years to close one of her accounts because the bank refused to unlock it.

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    144. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just checked and my non-insolvent major US bank limits electronic transfers to random people's accounts to $2000. Which wouldn't even be enough to cover rent for many people, much less an car.

      Either I'm poorer than I know, out of the loop on what average rent prices are, or you have a skewed basis for $2,000 not being enough to cover rent for many people.

    145. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      it's so much more convenient to just enter a bank transfer order on your online banking web site.

      And what do you do if you aren't near a trustworthy, network-connected computer?

      I'm not trying to defend checks. My clients and customers all pay me by check, and I despise it. I would 100x prefer to log into my bank account and see who paid me what, when and download that into quickbooks than to participate in the massive paper check shuffle.

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    146. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a valid point, but the main issue is if you're moving 50k$ to someone else's account, you'd probably be glad they're making sure that it's really you, and not that someone else moving it. The crime there isn't giving people lots of money, it's the bank giving someone lots of your money without checking.

      You can be free to use your own money instantly, so long as other people, if they find your details, are also free to use your money instantly.

    147. Re:How do people pay eachother? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Authorisation consists of ticking the boxes and entering an address.

      Interesting. When I said "authorized", I of course meant that the guy who's account is being debited must authorize the transfer at his bank, using his passwords to do it if it's done over the Net. I honestly never even dreamed that a bank would let someone debit someone else's account just because that someone claimed to have his permission.

      Surreal.

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    148. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Necron69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've stumbled into this problem recently myself, when my ex-wife switched bank accounts, and my payroll department suddenly realized it was illegal for me to be auto-depositing my child support to someone else's account (despite the fact that I've been doing it for four years). Since my ex now lives many hours drive away, and refuses to set up a joint account for deposits, this presents a problem.

      After some research, I was forced to conclude that even in late 2009, there is no way in the United States to cheaply and electronically send money to someone else without paying a substantial fee, or involving a third party. PayPal is slow and the ex hates it. A wire transfer costs $20 from my bank. I suppose there is always Western Union, but nothing approaches the cheapness of a check and a 44 cent stamp - it just takes most of a week to get from here to there.

      Necron69

    149. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Baki · · Score: 1

      Last time I have seen a check (in Holland and Switzerland) is 23 years ago. I received one and had to open a bank account especially to get the cash :).

      I do not have an idea why checks would still be needed, I suspect they have been abolished in most european countries already (if they still exist, at least they are never used).

      When I buy a car, I transfer the money in advance, I've done that 5 times (although one time I went with $20k worth in cash which was a strange feeling).

      When buying large things such as a house, it is custom to go through a notary. A bank guarantee is wired in advance (not yet the real money, but it is "reserved") and after the notary confirmation the actual transfer takes place (it is irreversible after the signature by law).

    150. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or girls in thier later teenage years.

    151. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Baki · · Score: 1

      Weird. I regularly wire about $10k worth from Switzerland to my bank account in Holland. When I bought my house I wired $400k back from Holland to here. No problem. Why should there be a limit? And if so, then why should a check not have such a limit?

    152. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Necron69 · · Score: 1

      It is too damn easy to forge or create a counterfeit check. I won't take one from anyone I don't know personally.

      Necron69

    153. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You appear to unaware of the (pretty obvious) alternative model which exists in plenty of other places - USA != the rest of the world.

      Speaking as someone who just moved to the US from a country with a sensible banking system, it's absolutely baffling that noone here - banks or customers - seems to have cottoned onto the idea of free account to account transfers.

      That's the way I have always transferred sums of money to friends or relatives when cash wasn't convenient - it's just so much easier and more convenient - I can log into the bank website, put in the persons account number and transfer the money in a couple of minutes, with the full sum showing up their account the next day. No waiting for cheques to clear, no trips to the bank for depositing cheques, no having to keep track of how much of your account balance is earmarked for cheques you've already writting.

      It must be cheaper for the banks to provide than the processing of paper checks, yet citibank charge some absurd fee for domestic wire transfers.

    154. Re:How do people pay eachother? by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      You'd accept a check for a payment on something like a car? You're game.

      Ok, suppose I'm a Meth addict who stole a book of checks from somebody's mailbox. I write you one of them for your car. Now I am in posession of a stolen car no less than if I hotwired it. I can't sell it, or register it or do anything with it because I will never have the title to it. Seriously, I feel safe leaving a car that would sell for under twenty thousand dollars unlocked with the keys, if not in it, maybe under the visor. There's just no incentive to steal it.

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    155. Re:How do people pay eachother? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      It requires international transactions within the member countries to cost the same as national transfers.
      Afaict it only requires international transactions within the member countries IN EUROS to cost the same as national transfers IN EUROS.

      So they can still charge you through the nose for making/receiving a euro payment on a sterling account.

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    156. Re:How do people pay eachother? by squizzar · · Score: 1

      I concur - GP you're being ripped off! It used to be that the instant transfers (SWIFT or CHAPS) were costly, but if you are willing to wait a few days you could just send money to another account. I tend to do most of my banking online, and you can do it in the same way as you set up a payment for a utility bill. No fees, no hassle, and slowly becoming instantaneous (google it - there's a website that tells you based on your sort code whether your accounts are enabled for instant transfers, it's slowly being rolled out across the country).

    157. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand. You're still depending on the bank to process the cheque. There's no fundamental difference. If you are worried about a third party being involved, just pay cash you paranoid twit.

    158. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I buy a car, I transfer the money in advance

      I can picture it now, you transfer your wad to the local car dealership, then go there to look for a car... The salesperson knows just how much you have to spend, ( since you transferred it in advance, and directs you to a cheap piece of crap car.

      "But I wanted one of those nice ones in the showroom!" you say

      "No. Not for that price."

      "Then transfer my money back into my account."

      "Let me show you this other piece of crap."

      "No, I want my money back!"

      "Certainly, but first why don't you take a test drive in this car. It's the same model Mr Bean drives!"

      "I'm buying a car at the dealer's across the street, as soon as you wire me back my money that I paid in advance so that I can wire it to them in advance."

      "Well I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll send a message for the paperpusher in the back to wire your money back. They're real busy right now, it will probably take a few minutes. Why don't you sit back in our massage chair and look at this video showing the wonders of Shitboxmobile A that we're trying to sell you.

    159. Re:How do people pay eachother? by waterford0069 · · Score: 1

      "bank transfer order" which equals "a cheque"???? Effectively it's the same thing; isn't it.

    160. Re:How do people pay eachother? by cbreak · · Score: 1

      I'd call it "sale contract"

    161. Re:How do people pay eachother? by isorox · · Score: 1

      I concur - GP you're being ripped off! It used to be that the instant transfers (SWIFT or CHAPS) were costly, but if you are willing to wait a few days you could just send money to another account

      Nowadays normal, freem electronic bank transfers from a normal, free, uk current account, takes about 2 hours between banks.

      Sending money to Europe is longer, and costs.

    162. Re:How do people pay eachother? by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      Congress will pass a law against it. That should do it.

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    163. Re:How do people pay eachother? by fireylord · · Score: 1

      this is where personal mobile chip and pin smart readers could come into play. you can authorise a payment based on total using it with all the (limited) security of the pin number of your credit/debit card and the challenge response system of the card readers. What becomes unclear is how the seller is meant to process the payment. Anyone have info on how this is meant to be done? In the US as i understand it these personal chip and pin reader devices are getting more common but they're very new in the UK

    164. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Pontiac · · Score: 1

      I would never take a check for a car.. I'm even suspicious of bank checks.
      Under $10,000 cash is fine..
      Over that and I'll hire and escrow company to handle the transaction or go to the bank with the buyer to transfer the money.

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    165. Re:How do people pay eachother? by darthflo · · Score: 1

      Most of those cards is just "spacer" plastic to get the right form factor. Add a bit of circuitry and a tiny display in one of the corners and you get the advantages of a secure log in as well as not having to broadcast your card's info every time you make a purchase or walk by a scanner.
      If, for some reason, you can't fit a battery into that little depth yet, print the codes from my earlier post onto the back of the card. Not quite as perfect, but better than RFID.

      Reasons why this might not happen in the near future include the fact that most banks apparently have their cards built by partners for them and/or the bureaucracies between the e-banking guys and the credit/debit folks could prove to be an issue.

    166. Re:How do people pay eachother? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but checks are a terrible way to do this. There is no security. Just a routing number that's the same on every check, an account number that's the same on every check, and check number that probably is, but need not be, unique.

      Those numbers are all that protects you from someone draining your checking account. You might as well do business by giving people your SSN (in the US) and counting on them to only take the agreed upon amount from whatever account they care to.

      Checks are bad. Almost anything would be a better option. Even better-designed checks.

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    167. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a simple way to avoid this. Don't spend more money than you have in your bank account.

    168. Re:How do people pay eachother? by hattig · · Score: 1

      Bank transfers happen within two hours in the UK (made a requirement by law a couple of years ago), and they are free. This means they usually happen within a few minutes these days.

      So this is far preferable to a cheque, that could bounce.

      Person comes to view and buy your car. They transfer the money in front of your eyes, you know you are getting it, it pops up in your account quicky, happiness all around.

    169. Re:How do people pay eachother? by hattig · · Score: 1

      I'll just move to a bank that charges the least, or not at all. Maybe it will be a mutual, like the Co-op, owned by its members.

      I don't think I would be the only one to do that either.

      It's not an entirely one way situation. There's enough competition in banking in the UK to make the banks change their charges very very slowly. They can bluff all they want about imposing charges, but they know that unless they collude to introduce it on the same day (which would be illegal), and that ALL banks and mutuals sign up for it, they're going to lose.

    170. Re:How do people pay eachother? by hattig · · Score: 1

      What bank was this?

      Halifax have these questions, but I've never been locked out - you can set multiple questions, and it doesn't block the account if you get it wrong a few times. So it can't be them. Not that I'm staying with them, for other reasons.

      Barclays though, it could be them, they're a bunch of ineffectual failures.

    171. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      Here in Japan, you have to pay an insane amount of money to write a personal check (I don't even know anyone who has such an account), and they charge through the nose for bank transfers, which is what everyone uses.

      To an account holder at the same bank, you generally pay Y105 ($1.15) at minimum -- the odd amount is because there's a 5% consumption tax on that fee -- and a Y210 minimum to another bank. This is for electronic transfers; triple those numbers if you want to do it through a teller.

      I hate having to pay these fees -- parting with more than 1-2% of my money can add up. Exercise for the reader: assuming 0.01% annual interest earned on a savings account, how much money would you have to have in your account to earn enough interest to offset the fee on a single bank transfer per month? (Hint: it's frightneningly high.)

      If they want to get rid of checks, pass a law making free bank transfers a guaranteed right for account holders. Watch people give up their checkbooks in a flash.

    172. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large cash transfers are already defacto illegal in the US (see what happens if you get pulled over and have 50,000 usd in the passenger seat) although I can't speak for the UK.

      Try paying in any large sum of cash (probably > UKP500) to a bank and see the money laundering alarm bells go off.

    173. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short time later:

      Police pull up. A little old lady was run down in the street and the driver stole several thousand in cash from her purse (she was on the way to the bank with the contents of her mattress). Witnesses didn't get a good look at the driver, but they saw the car; the police traced the car to you.

      You: "Honestly officer... I sold the car just a few hours ago. To a guy. I don't know his name... Look! I have several thousand in cash to prove it!"
      Officer: "..."
      You: "Need more proof? I gave him the pink slip. See...I don't have it, therefore, the only explanation is that I must have sold the car!"
      Officer: "..."

      Nefarious, no. But sometimes it does help to keep a record up to date and unique.

    174. Re:How do people pay eachother? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Nowadays normal, freem electronic bank transfers from a normal, free, uk current account, takes about 2 hours between banks.

      They haven't got it fully ironed out in every bank yet - Abbey can receive fast payments but for some reason only in some circumstances. I've seen payments between two accounts take a few hours one day then a few days only a couple of weeks later.

    175. Re:How do people pay eachother? by CompMD · · Score: 1

      I know of two dealers in the Chicago area that will accept a personal check for a brand new Audi or BMW and let you drive away with it.

    176. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's a per-transaction limit, at a guess, rather than a total, and it's to mitigate risk rather than being a hard and fast rule.

      So set up multiple individual payments under the 3k limit (although that may flag up on their AML system) or get in touch with them and ask for a CHAPS payment.

      Of course, they'll charge you for CHAPS where they wont charge you for BACS or FPS payments, but who said banking was meant to be free in the first place.

      Incidentally, I cleared £5k off a credit card earlier this year (following an expensive purchase; the card removed risk for me) with a single online payment, and I make payments from one bank to another every month above the limit you've specified.

      But I'm not with Abbey..

    177. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I think SEPA payments go via SWIFT rather than CHAPS (albeit CHAPS uses SWIFT as its transport mechanism), but they sure as shit don't go via BACS or FPS which are the 'free' transfers.

      The AML/KYC requirements are pretty batshit insane for domestic transfers too. There's just a higher perceived (and to be fair, probably a higher actual) risk for foreign payments so institutions take greater precautions.

      Since we (their customers) ultimately pay for any fraud losses, it's a mixed blessing really.

    178. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the cost of implementing the Faster Payments scheme? It's fucking expensive. I mean, 10 digits expensive.

      Have you thought how difficult this is? If the money is transferred in 12 seconds (the FPS maximum timeframe) then that gives both banks (source and recipient) a 12 second window to
      - verify funds availability
      - fraud checks (at both ends)
      - AML checks (at both ends)
      - block list checks (at both ends)
      - sender detail validation/verification
      - recipient detail validation/verification
      - recipient bank lookup (find the bank to start with)
      - handshakes/negotiations
      - recipient lookup (at the bank - do they exist, is their account still open, does the account even allow funds to be transferred in)
      - funds transfer
      - confirmation of funds transfer
      - debit of one account, credit of the other
      - all the other steps I've omitted for brevity

      Now to be fair, that's actually not dissimilar to what happens in ATM machines - except you now have twice as many accounts involved, and another major factor: Risk.

      12 seconds after money leaves your account, it's never coming back. If you entered the wrong account details for the recipient, tough. With BACS you had a day or two to correct your error. With FPS, you're fucked.

      Now consider a fraudulent transaction. You're just as fucked, and with just 12 seconds for fraud checking (so none of the overnight post-transactional checks that happen now) the automated mitigation isn't as effective.

      Broadband lines? Barely fucking relevant. How about:
      - over a dozen clearing banks that have to agree protocols/mechanisms/processes
      - the need for a central authority (for routing, validation, cross-charging, etc)
      - the hundreds of agency banks that need to take part (but aren't members of the scheme)
      - the number of 40 year old mainframe banking systems that are built around updating account balances overnight and are still in use (hint: too fucking many)

      Why did it take until 2009? Because the banks enjoyed the interest on the float and had no incentive to address those massive technical, political and business complexities at extremely high cost with potentially a worse overall service to their customers if they fucked it up and made it risky.

      Hope that helps you understand why it wasn't quite as straightforward as plugging in a cable modem..

    179. Re:How do people pay eachother? by tftp · · Score: 1

      All banks I've been with charge money to "cash" a foreign cheque

      Then you should visit RBC, they charge $15 only if the check's currency doesn't match the currency of the account - and that is easy to fix. So if you regularly transfer money between US and Canada you simply open an USD account at RBC.

    180. Re:How do people pay eachother? by rve · · Score: 1

      it's so much more convenient to just enter a bank transfer order on your online banking web site.

      And what do you do if you aren't near a trustworthy, network-connected computer?

      Then you make the payment later, when they send you an invoice

    181. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And pay the $40 transfer fee? Why would I volunteer for this extra charge? No thanks, paper please!

    182. Re:How do people pay eachother? by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

      "In my experience, people generally will not accept a personal check for an automobile."

      In the US, they have OnStar(TM) to help the Repo man find the asset.

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    183. Re:How do people pay eachother? by rve · · Score: 1

      Not exactly, as you send it to your bank, not to the recipient of the money, and it can only be used to send money from one bank account to another.

      If someone else got hold of your transfer cards, they wouldn't be able to do anything with it, unless they don't mind the bank and thus the police knowing the thief's bank account number.

    184. Re:How do people pay eachother? by rve · · Score: 1

      Try getting a 60+ year old grandparent to do that instead of sending a cheque to their grandchild in their birthday card ;)

      Oddly, the 60+ yr old grandparents of my kids don't seem to have any trouble with it.

    185. Re:How do people pay eachother? by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      Most 60+ year old grandparents in the UK probably would, though.

    186. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Well, you could use:

      - A bank draft
      - postal order
      - Electronic funds transfer, (e.g. with your IBAN number)

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    187. Re:How do people pay eachother? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      In australia we already do pay for a regular bank account. Cheques are not used very frequently here either, I never had a cheque account until I lived in the UK, where is was given one without asking.

      Also, Bank transfers are free and a very popular way of transferring money, very common on ebay, etc... Still takes a few days though.

      Credit cards cost money each year though.

    188. Re:How do people pay eachother? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      "Wire transfers" (I can't remember the actual name, we usually call them [[electronic] bank] transfers) are "instantaneous" (guaranteed 2 hours, usually less than 2 minutes) in the UK. They're also irreversible.

      (That's the free ones that you can do online. If you pay it can be "instantaneous" (2 seconds).

    189. Re:How do people pay eachother? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I've transferred more than that online (when I transferred some savings around).

      I did spend about 5 minutes ten-times-checking the account numbers...

    190. Re:How do people pay eachother? by xaxa · · Score: 2, Informative

      What kind of transfer are you trying to do?

      I know that Co-op, Natwest, Halifax, HSBC, Lloyds, Barclay's, Nationwide, Alliance+Leicester and some Belfast bank can all transfer between each other (online) for free, with personal accounts. (BACS, I think they're called.)

      (I don't have accounts with all these, but four of them are from flatmates' transferring their rent to me before I transfer it to the landlord (and pay the bills, too) and the rest friends when I owe them money for gig tickets etc.)

    191. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's moran, you moran.

      In closing, go USA!!!!!111

    192. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're with the wrong bank? I've never been charged (in the UK) for it from either current accounts or savings accounts.

    193. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool, and can they electronically transfer the car directly to me?

      Presumably, they only want to give me the car if the transfer goes through (i.e. I didn't immediately cancel it after receiving the car). And I'll be damned if I'm going to wait until after the money has been transfered into their account and hope they give me the car.

      Its almost as if we need some sort of written agreement to pay -- that I sign even -- that the bank and/or government can use to enforce payment for goods/services rendered.

    194. Re:How do people pay eachother? by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      For e.g. in India 85% of people do NOT have Bank Accounts.

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    195. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Additionally, inside the EU, any transfers between two Euro-denominated accounts in any two member states has to cost as much as a local transfer by law. And that is nothing at all, for most customers.

    196. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My (UK) bank wont let me do electronic transfers over £2000.

    197. Re:How do people pay eachother? by hughk · · Score: 1

      The issue is that your local bank branch has no direct access to SWIFT, TARGET or whatever and the inter-branch system didn't cover foreign payments.

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    198. Re:How do people pay eachother? by hughk · · Score: 1

      It might depend on the bank but the regulations specifies that they need a lot of information on both the source and the beneficiary of a payment. If you are the source and account holder, theoretically they already have information but may ask you for ID.

      They will ask you who you are paying (including address) and the reason for transfer. The latter usually doesn't get checked but they are supposed to capture it. What will get checked is the payment itself and if it exceeds certain limits, then it will get flagged as suspicious and the authorities quietly informed.

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    199. Re:How do people pay eachother? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Go to a store and buy something relatively expensive: a kitchen, a load of wood, a 2nd hand car

      Unless you're a builder of wooden houses (in which case you'd have an account), I can't imagine anyone ever spending that much on wood at one time...

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    200. Re:How do people pay eachother? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The only reason bank transfers cost money in the US is because they can.

      Welcome to the wonderful world of capitalism.

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    201. Re:How do people pay eachother? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And because it's internet banking, there is no other way of getting any money out

      Do you mean they froze your account entirely and you couldn't use your debit card or get cash? I can't believe they'd be that harsh.

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    202. Re:How do people pay eachother? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      As I said above, that's what I do: make the answers up. In any case, with every bank I use the secret question only comes into play when you need to do a password reset because you're a gibbon and entered it wrongly n times.

      The downside of giving fictive data is that it's hard for you to remember if you don't use it often. I keep a list of hints that would be very difficult for anyone else to solve. Sometimes they're to do with a situation where only two people were present, if you get my drift.

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    203. Re:How do people pay eachother? by maxume · · Score: 1

      I just put the extra answers into the notes field of my password safe.

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    204. Re:How do people pay eachother? by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Froze the account completely except for the £25 expedited transfer - profit trumping security in UK banking land, of course. It's a savings account (ISA), so there is no debit card. Still, when they were paying me 5.75% without tax pre-recession, these inconveniences could be handled.

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    205. Re:How do people pay eachother? by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Why not just open a Euro account like almost every bank in the UK offers?

    206. Re:How do people pay eachother? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      You mean like text messaging? It has long since been established that people will pay ANYTHING for ANYTHING no matter what the operational/developement/production costs.

    207. Re:How do people pay eachother? by hughk · · Score: 1

      I would love this solution when I was in the UK but the transfers still go through a separate route (CHAPS).

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  3. Wrong by hoofie · · Score: 5, Informative

    It isn't spelt 'checks' it's 'cheques' in the UK - for fucks sake get it right.

    1. Re:Wrong by XanC · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is a US site; it isn't spelled "spelt" it's spelled "spelled"!

    2. Re:Wrong by weeboo0104 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It isn't spelt 'checks' it's 'cheques' in the UK - for fucks sake get it right.

      Don't you mean "for fuques sake"?

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    3. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, you use the British convention for the placement of exclamation points around quotation marks.

    4. Re:Wrong by Enleth · · Score: 0

      He can't be British anyway, he'd say "bloody hell!" if he were...

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    5. Re:Wrong by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Send me your dictionary, and I will happily red-line it for you.

    6. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely he's a geek and places the exclamation point inside if it's part of the quotation, and outside if it isn't. He isn't following a convention of "always in" or "always out" which would be lossy.

    7. Re:Wrong by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      They spelled it both ways in the summary.

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    8. Re:Wrong by johnw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But it's a story about UK banks phasing out something, and the something which they're phasing out is "cheques". When UK banks talk about "checks" they're talking about the precautions they take against money-laundering and the like. I don't think they're going to phase out those any time soon.

    9. Re:Wrong by MichaelSmith · · Score: 0

      The article is about the UK.

    10. Re:Wrong by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      It's the way I was taught all through school as well. The same thing applies (as I was taught) with the question mark and most other punctuation, although not with a period or comma. It just makes more sense that way rather than an always-in or always-out rule.

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    11. Re:Wrong by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      I was taught both ways, but placing the punctuation outside was described as "modern American" grammar, which would surely take over along with the metric system and new math. Or not.

      The great thing about rules of grammar is that there's so many to choose from! :)

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    12. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't spelt 'checks' it's 'cheques' in the UK - for fucks sake get it right.

      Cheques are in Eastern Europe.

    13. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "for the sake of fuck"?

    14. Re:Wrong by footnmouth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not any more dude, it's changed over here:

      mate is now dude (see above)
      2 finger salute is now the bird
      blimey is now for fucks sake
      mate is now mofo
      bloody hell is now gor blimey guvnor (ok, it's not all changed :-))

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    15. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Surely, though, if this truly is an american site they should have spelt it as 'faze out' or some such.

    16. Re:Wrong by bigdaisy · · Score: 1

      Should that be, "for fuque's sake"?

    17. Re:Wrong by TheEvilOverlord · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is a US site;

      I always find this a slightly strange assertion, being a user from the UK. Yes the site was started by someone in the US, and a big chunk of the userbase is in the USA, but stories are submitted from a global audience and link to content that is hosted globally.

      It's a bit like claiming the whole Internet is american, because well that's where it started, or that the web is british, because a british guy invented it. It's all a bit silly really.

    18. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Try doing american punctuation with a computer program and see how far you get :-)
      string a = "hello, world!;"
      versus
      string a = "hello, world!";
      And the UK counts floors starting from 0 not 1, like any programmer using a proper language.

    19. Re:Wrong by nmg196 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that as English people from England, know how to speak and spell English. Please don't correct us with your bastardised American or International <airquote>English</airquote> :)

    20. Re:Wrong by Better.Safe.Than.Sor · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a Canadian, I'd like to say, "I'm sorry."

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    21. Re:Wrong by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I think that as English people from England, know how to speak and spell English.

      Well, that sentence certainly hexed it ;).

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    22. Re:Wrong by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

      the bird is the one finger salute.... unless someone changed it in the last 15 years

    23. Re:Wrong by mickwd · · Score: 1

      It isn't spelt 'checks' or 'cheques' - it's Czechs.

      We want to "phase them out" by pretending to prefer American Budweiser to the wonderful Budweiser Budvar they make.

    24. Re:Wrong by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      I guess I should have read that properly before posting, as I've now ruined my own point :)

    25. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He's just using the grammatically correct convention which dictates that the exclamation mark is only placed inside if the entire sentence is inside the quotation marks!". (And the same also applies to sentences wholly contained within brackets!)

    26. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a US site, therefore it will refer to "checks", the same way a site at blahblah.co.uk would refer to a story in the US as involving "cheques". Would a UK site change all of its spellings to accomodate the land the particular story is referring to? Change colour to color, centre to center, slappers to skanks, dodgy wicket to .... whatever that would translate to, etc?

    27. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You didn't read the FAQ, did you?

      Slashdot seems to be very U.S.-centric...?

    28. Re:Wrong by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      For fuck's sake, the majority of readers on this site are American. Are you so pissy sensitive that you can't understand that more people are going to know the term "check" on this site than "cheque?" You Brits have been watching American movies and TV for decades. Do you still freak out every time someone in one of those movies says "flashlight" instead of "torch?"

      Have you ever heard an American freak out when a Brit on /. uses a British colloquialism? No. You know why? BECAUSE WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF TOUCHY, INSECURE WANKERS!

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    29. Re:Wrong by johnw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever heard an American freak out when a Brit on /. uses a British colloquialism?

      Well, you for one.

    30. Re:Wrong by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      I know. It's like claiming that the BBC show "world have your say" is somehow a British show, when it clearly represents the interests of the (English speaking) world. Crazy. Americans!

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    31. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Xanc's point was that it is completely preposterous to go correcting the U.S. spelling of words, even if we're dealing with an article about the U.K.

      I would find it equally preposterous to do the opposite, but Xanc was simply sarcastically replying to hoofie's comment.

    32. Re:Wrong by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      'Check' is still a word, it just means something different to 'cheque'.

      Just like 'metre' and 'meter' are both words meaning different things.

    33. Re:Wrong by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, I couldn't give a shit if someone uses "cheque" or "check." It's the Brits who went off on this (even though the summary actually uses BOTH terms).

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    34. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't spelt 'checks' it's 'cheques' in the UK - for fucks sake get it right.

      For fuck's sake, get "fuck's sake" right.

    35. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When UK banks talk about "checks" they're talking about the precautions they take against money-laundering and the like. I don't think they're going to phase out those any time soon.

      It is hard to phase out something which doesn't exist.

    36. Re:Wrong by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This is a US site; it isn't spelled "spelt" it's spelled "spelled"!

      In the UK "spelled" is spelled "spelled" but sometimes pronounced as "spelt"; I've never seen "spelled" spelled as "spelt" before.

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    37. Re:Wrong by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard an American freak out when a Brit on /. uses a British colloquialism? No. You know why? BECAUSE WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF TOUCHY, INSECURE WANKERS!

      Did you know that here in the UK "wanker" is an affectionate term (derived from rhyming slang) for an American?

      This post is a lie.

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  4. Spelling nazi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's cheque.

  5. The Empire is a bit late to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Sweden there this was done 10 years ago, welcome to the future UK!!

  6. I thought they were already gone in EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hadn't seen a check in Finland for over 10 years. Then I come to US and find out it's the common way to pay bills. And transfers from bank account to another one are difficult or even impossible between two random people.

    1. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by addsalt · · Score: 4, Funny

      And transfers from bank account to another one are difficult or even impossible between two random people.

      You should try writing a check - works great.

    2. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Reisrdok · · Score: 1

      I also thought that checks were mostly gone after year 2000 :D I mean, I can access my bank accounts and make payments with my cell phone's browser, check seems kind of ancient. But I guess check has it's advantages then.

    3. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are still used a lot in France, which was quite surprising for me moving here from Austria.

    4. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      How long does it take?

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    5. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I first moved to the UK I found cheques a curious anachronism. I have come to appreciate them a lot though.

      For paying bills it is a fantastic way of doing it. It is an effective payment between two parties. Above all it does not involve a direct debit which every company tries to force you to set up - I have always refused those whereever possible since they effectively allow the company to have a direct line into your bank account. And all companies are behaving fair and ethically, right? And they would never, ever screw up their billing system, would they?

      It is a pity. The cheque, whilst not perfect, has a good function.

    6. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by eggnoglatte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, except that the recipient of the check has to run to the bank for the deposit instead of just verifying online that the money has arrived. Likewise, I have to hand-write a check for my rent every month, rather than just going online and clicking a button to transfer a pre-registered amount to a pre-determined destination account (or just setting up a completely automatic monthly transfer).

      Banking in North America is so far behind Europe, it is not even funny. Quite an adaptation when I moved back to Canada.

    7. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Usually the first $100 is available immediately, though it's subject to loss in case the account is overdrawn. Checks deposited when bank staff can still get to them (usually by 4pm, sometimes by as late as 6 or even 7) are usually processed that night, and funds available the next day.

      This may not quite be the case anymore. Since the law changed not long ago and checks could be validated instantly, the money may be available (or not) within seconds or minutes. I haven't deposited a check in a couple of years, though, so I don't know.

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    8. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      My last apartment complex took Visa or Mastercard to pay rent, so I'd often pay it with that, and then pay it from the website as soon as it showed up in the transaction log. My only regret was that I did not have a mileage card at that point, as I would have racked up a good chunk of frequent flier miles each year (rent in SoCal is a bit high).

      The current apartment has been promising it for three years now, but the parent company never seems to be ready to roll it out. I suspect it's the overhead, but I can't get anyone to tell me.

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    9. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Where do you put the Customer ID numbers on cheques? Are the completed with the IBAN numbers when you get them, or do you have to type them in yourself? This Cheque thing is intriguing - sound's like a device my mother used back in the 70s before I was born, only it couldn't be - could it?

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    10. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by addsalt · · Score: 1

      Banking in North America is so far behind Europe, it is not even funny. Quite an adaptation when I moved back to Canada.

      Europe is not just one country. Here in northern France you could not survive without checks. For me, banking in Europe is 10 years behind that of the US. It is still primarily a cash and check culture here.

    11. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Most major banks here in the US finally do let you setup automatic monthly transfers at no charge.

      Oddly enough, though, they hide the fact that they're doing electronic transfers. At the three banks I've used, you can have them mail checks to anyone, but some of the larger potential recipients get that money instantly without paper. An "Instant Check," if you will.

      But they all still want between 8 and 20 dollars to do a manual electronic transfer to someone else's bank. Of course, it's free to pull in a transfer *from* someone else's bank.

    12. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by AndyS · · Score: 1

      Direct Debits have that handy guarantee though.

      Otherwise known as the "charge the wrong amount, payment goes bye bye" guarantee.

      Plus, they are significantly more convenient for most payments.

    13. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      Online banking is great.. love it, but as you said there are limited companies that can accept funds electronically.. For example my AT&T bill is paid, but a check is mailed.. My T-Mobile bill is instantly transfered.. The problem with it, is that you have to pay well ahead of the due date on bills, and account for things like weekends and holidays as well as guessing how long the mail will take to arrive.. with most utilities you have enough room to work, but trying to time your rent to avoid a late charge is just too tricky for me, so I do that one in person.. But it would be nice if I didn't have to.

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    14. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by fluch · · Score: 1

      The question is, why should transfering money between two random people be difficult? Alice tells Bob her account number (which at least in Finland contains all the information needed) and then Bob transfers the money from his account to Alice's account. The money is transfered instantly (if the account belongs to the same bank) or arrives the next day (if it is a different bank). And the bank system is organised in such a way that knowing the account number does in no way give you a possibility to access the money. So giving out account numbers to strangers does not cause a security problem. So for what reason would one need cheques?!

      In my opinion cheques are basically a thing of the past. Except for the UK. And the US. And maybe some other countries which for some reason did not go with the time. But pointing this out this simple fact seems to make my carma burn...

    15. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Because cheques can potentially let you become overdrawn and minors can not enter legal contracts that would allow the bank to recover debts, most banks won't issue chequebooks to people under 18. They will, however, issue things like Visa Electron cards, which function as debit cards but perform a check to see if there are enough cleared funds to cover the transaction before allowing it to proceed. I had an debit card a few years before I had a chequebook, and I'd imagine that the same is true for a lot of people my age. I've written under than a dozen cheques and it seems incredibly quaint when I do.

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    16. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      You can also pay 99% of these companies via a direct deposit or standing order... Unlike a direct debit, this has to be initiated by you..
      When the bill arrives, you can schedule an online payment to go out on the due date of the bill.

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    17. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Where do you put the Customer ID numbers on cheques? Are the completed with the IBAN numbers when you get them, or do you have to type them in yourself?

      The customer's contact information is printed on the check, and there is a "memo" field to transmit any additional information.

      This Cheque thing is intriguing - sound's like a device my mother used back in the 70s before I was born, only it couldn't be - could it?

      It is exactly what you're picturing from the 70s. It's a terrible system, and it's pitifully insecure (hint: if you know someone's bank account # and routing #, you can create checks that draw against their account--as in, you can print them yourself on an inkjet printer, as long as you purchase the correct ink, and there are no restrictions on that).

      Unfortunately, the US doesn't have any better, realistic way to transfer money between individuals. Our options are:

      1. Cash - works OK for small amounts of money, but who wants to carry large amounts and risk loss/theft?
      2. ACH transfer - Takes many days to set up, and most banks won't allow ACH transfers between accounts that don't have the same owner for security reasons
      3. Wire transfer - "Instantaneous", but you still need to physically go into your bank, wait in line, fill out a ton of paperwork, and pay $30 per transfer. This could be the way to get rid of checks, but as the system stands right now, it's not a reasonable way to move money around
      4. Paper Checks

      Unfortunately, paper checks are free, so there is no motivation for an enterprising business to invent a replacement. Who would pay for something that is free?

      Some banks are starting to offer free wire transfers for their best clients. I'm guessing that means that wire transfers will eventually be free for all clients, but it's slow going.

      I offer electronic payments to my tenants, but none of them will switch. Even when I tell them they'll never have to worry about another late payment fee again. No one will switch. So I still waddle over to the bank each month and deposit check after check and pray that they all clear. Unbelievable.

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    18. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...when I moved back to Canada.

      I think that's your problem.

    19. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banking in North America is so far behind Europe, it is not even funny. Quite an adaptation when I moved back to Canada.

      But our banks are some of the biggest in the world. Surely that means they're better! They're so big we couldn't let them fail without destroying the world economy. Surely that couldn't happen through anything less than the most efficient and ethical means. I mean...we would never be stupid enough to not keep an eye on their activities to make sure they're acting ethically, and if they did get caught we would certainly never hand them free cash and not at least add new regulations to make sure they never did it again.

      We can't possibly be that stupid.

      Right?

      (I would like to apologize in advance for the 2012 recession that will be caused by American banks doing exactly the same thing that caused the current one. I would also like to apologize in advance for electing even more corporatist shills who will hand out free money without bothering to fix the root problem.)

    20. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by mdm-adph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or in the US you could do it through the incredibly backwards way of setting up BillPay (for your rent) with your bank (like I do), at which point your bank will actually mail a paper check each month to your rental office, just so it can eventually find its way back to them and be cashed.

      It's ridiculous.

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    21. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Banking in North America is so far behind Europe, it is not even funny

      The problem in America, my smug European friend, is that the laws surrounding electronic fund transfers and debit cards are not nearly as complete and settled as they are for either checks or credit cards. Guess who loses (both time and money) when a screwup is handled by "bank policy" instead of settled law? That's right, the customer. When the laws become more rigorous and the courts start enforcing them on electronic transfers and debit cards, then more Americans will become more comfortable using those forms of payment. However, until that day most of us are stuck using checks for at least some of our transactions (typically large and important ones).

    22. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by tdandh · · Score: 1

      Likewise, I have to hand-write a check for my rent every month, rather than just going online and clicking a button to transfer a pre-registered amount to a pre-determined destination account (or just setting up a completely automatic monthly transfer).

      You can likely setup your landlord as a payee in your online banking, and then set a recurring monthly payment of a pre-registered amount to the pre-determined payee and the bank will print and mail the check for you. Mine does. This would seem to resolve the issues you raised.

    23. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Likewise, I have to hand-write a check for my rent every month, rather than just going online and clicking a button to transfer a pre-registered amount to a pre-determined destination account (or just setting up a completely automatic monthly transfer).

      What's stopping you from using your bank's Bill Payer tool to do that online?

      Please tell me it's not just "I didn't know it existed!"

      Because I do exactly what you described every month with my bank, and my bank sucks ass.

    24. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by xaxa · · Score: 1

      At the three banks I've used, you can have them mail checks to anyone

      How quaint!

      I'm imagining a guy in a funny hat and silly suit writing them out with a fountain pen, with loopy handwriting on the envelopes.

      I've never paid a bill by cheque. I pay by direct debit (the company just takes the money, but with plenty of safeguards in my favour) or normal no-cost online transfer (I just send them the money).

      People without bank accounts can pay by taking the bill to most small shops. They will scan a barcode on the bill (or swipe a payment card), and transfer the money (cash only) that way.

    25. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Bank account numbers are written on the bottom of cheques (at least, in the UK).

      Cheques can be more convenient for the person paying the bill. They fill in the name and amount, sign it, and hand it over. There's little risk to the payer.
      Electronic transfers are slightly more effort (need to log in, etc) and slightly more risky for the payer (might mistype a number).

      Both methods are free for the payer. If UK banks started charging personal customers to use cheques usage would drop very quickly.

    26. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I can't tell you how much I hate the fact that I can't pay my rent online. In the first few months living at my new place I mailed a check 3 days before it was due. The office is about 2 miles away so I figured that was pretty safe. Fast forward two weeks and I get a letter in the mail...."NOTICE TO VACATE PREMISES OR BE EVICTED BY (2 days from now)." Oh, that put me into a panic. I called and apparently the check arrived the day before so the eviction notice so they passed each other in the mail. The postal service took 15 days to move my letter 2 miles. Nice.

      Two months later, I watched and waited for my check to clear. It cleared about 22 days after I sent it. I don't balance my account anymore...I rely on checking my account and transactions online. Maybe that is foolish...but that is the way I do things. Seeing more money than I should have for that long annoyed me. I dumped the checkbook and the post office and grab a money order for $2 on my way to personally delivering my rent to the office every month.

    27. Re:I thought they were already gone in EU by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I hadn't seen a check in Finland for over 10 years.

      No, but I saw a slovak in Denmark recently.

      *rimshot*

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  7. Checks?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely the UK Payments Council want to phase out cheques?! Unless they do mean to finally do away with, say, checking cheques?

  8. In ong run should just switch to digital cash by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We have cryptographically secure algorithms for anonymous digital cash. These schemes are easy to implement using blind signatures. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_signature. If properly implemented such a system provides far more anonymity than cash, checks, credit cards or debit cards. We really should be working to switch to such a system.

  9. Rev.14:9-11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The board of the UK Payments Council has set a date to phase out checks in a bid to encourage the advance of other forms of payment. "

    A chip embedded in the hand would work best. ;)

  10. No checks in Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Germany phased out checks / cheques 4 or 5 years ago....with no negative impact at all.

    1. Re:No checks in Germany by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Not quite. There still are cheques, they are seldom used, though, and banks hate them. I received a Sparkasse cheque last year. Eurocheque, on the other hand, was phased out nearly 8 years ago.

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  11. Sounds Hard by pgn674 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Every month, I pay my landlord (a professor; I'm his only tenant) with a check. I wonder what system would replace that, that would be significantly different from checks, but that my landlord could accept?

    Also, what if I run over someone's bicycle, and I want to give him a blank check to pay for it? Or, more realistically, what if I need to pay an individual that I have only just met more money than I have in cash? What system could replace that that would be significantly different from checks?

    I guess it could be done, but it might take some creativity.

    1. Re:Sounds Hard by Thundarr+Trollgrim · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Every month, I pay my landlord (a professor; I'm his only tenant) with a check. I wonder what system would replace that, that would be significantly different from checks, but that my landlord could accept?

      A standing order.

      > Also, what if I run over someone's bicycle, and I want to give him a blank check to pay for it? Or, more realistically, what if I need to pay an individual that I have only just met more money than I have in cash?

      If you're going to give black cheques away to strangers, why not just give them your bank card and PIN?

      As for the second situation, I'm sure your dealer can wait a day or two. ;)

    2. Re:Sounds Hard by Tacticus.v1 · · Score: 1

      Every month i transfer funds to my flatmate with reference who then transfers to the account of our real estate agent takes 10 mins

      before i moved out i transferred rent and board to my parents account each month same system 1 min work

      bank transfer again for situation 2 or bank cheque (quite different from norm cheque)

    3. Re:Sounds Hard by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      In Europe you typically pay rent and regular services by either a Standing Order (your bank sends them a set amount of money on a set day) or a Direct Debit (the other party requests money from your bank and it gets paid - Direct Debit has an industry wide guarantee which allows you to claim back from your bank any incorrect amounts payed). I haven't used a cheque in 10 years.

    4. Re:Sounds Hard by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here in Australia direct bank transfers pretty much fill the niche not filled by cash. The other person gives you their bank account details. You use your bank web site to transfer money to the other account.

    5. Re:Sounds Hard by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      Do you guys really not have direct bank transfers?
      You can do that from any web browser (that you consider secure enough) or from a bank or from a bank machine that supports this.

      With 15 years of experience of life without cheques, I can tell you the problem you imagine does not really exist.

    6. Re:Sounds Hard by olman · · Score: 1

      I guess it could be done, but it might take some creativity.

      Umm. No. Since most of the world can handle electronic cash transfers between banks without any hassle, there's hardly any creativity involved. Just copy the system of your preference from another country.

      In most reasonable countries you can make money transfers between private accounts in an ATM. So if you're making a deal, take the guy to the ATM and give/show him the receipt of the transfer. Plus, you're going to make any deal involving reasonable money in writing, right? You can naturally do this online as well if you preferer.

      Most commercial bills come with a pre-filled form you can take to a bank (if you're a granny with technophobia) or pay it on a machine or online. Bill has necessary details to make the bank transfer and a reference number that the recipients automated billing system can recognize.

      In practise any semi-decent bank will let you set up a recurring payment to a private account as well so you don't have to bother to remember to do it every time when the rent is due.

      Paper trail? Old fashioned people get a statement once a month on paper, rest have online account management which shows transfers for last 2 years or whatever. (and up to 5 years for a fee).

      What's hard is waiting in line to turn in some daft piece of paper which is then scanned and sent as an image to a check clearing house.. At least these days they don't apparently send the physical piece around anymore which means your money is in limbo for weeks.

    7. Re:Sounds Hard by pgn674 · · Score: 1

      Do you guys really not have direct bank transfers?

      In the US, we don't have bank transfers, we have wire transfers. They cost $15-$25 on each end per transfer, and requires much proof of identity. I am jealous of your system, now.

      With your system, can you give people money by only knowing their name, like you can with checks? I have to look up the spelling of my landlord's name every month in the school directory when I write my check (though I could set my bank to snail mail a printed check automatically every month). Do you need to know more than that, like the recipient's bank account number?

    8. Re:Sounds Hard by W2k · · Score: 1

      Every month, I pay my landlord (a professor; I'm his only tenant) with a check. I wonder what system would replace that, that would be significantly different from checks, but that my landlord could accept?

      Set up a reoccuring transfer at your bank's website. Since you are posting to Slashdot I don't believe using an on-line bank would be a problem for you. You only need your landlord's account number, and you'll save him the bother of cashing in the checks.

      Also, what if I run over someone's bicycle, and I want to give him a blank check to pay for it?

      Disregarding how stupid it is to give someone a blank check, you could just give him your contact details and reimburse him later. Or make arrangements directly with the bicycle repair shop.

      Or, more realistically, what if I need to pay an individual that I have only just met more money than I have in cash?

      On-line transfer. Dunno what bank you're using but mine lets me transfer money from my account to anyone else's using my phone (either by calling their service desk or by going to the bank's website via 3G).

      If your bank does not provide basic on-line services, switch banks. I wish we could just do away with cash altogether. The problem isn't techical, it's political. We have all the solutions we need to replace cash, we just need to make sure that switching to electronic money doesn't let the guv'mint (or anybody else) monitor all our transactions.

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    9. Re:Sounds Hard by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      The only thing I got from that was that I should buy a bunch of bikes to hide behind your car at home, at work, grocery store, clubs... It might even be worth it to just bike in front of your car.

    10. Re:Sounds Hard by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I pay almost everything by card and/or online (rent is about the only exception, as it requires a check), but I still get paper copies of my bank and credit card statements. Something vaguely reassuring about that, especially when they practically beg me every month to go fully electronic. I then scan them in for easy visual reference, and file the originals away in a fireproof case.

      I just don't trust the banks' electronic systems. It's irrational, I know -- they have so much else -- but it's a little piece of the paranoia that I hold on to. :)

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    11. Re:Sounds Hard by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Informative

      With your system, can you give people money by only knowing their name, like you can with checks? I have to look up the spelling of my landlord's name every month in the school directory when I write my check (though I could set my bank to snail mail a printed check automatically every month). Do you need to know more than that, like the recipient's bank account number?

      No, we can't, or at least not here in the Netherlands. You need a name, the town where the recipient banks and account number to transfer money. However, since most money transfers are the direct result of some sort of contract, it is normal that this information is provided on the correspondence of the other party and contract itself.

      And yes, typical way of paying rent (for those who have their finances sorted out anyway) is to input a monthly transfer, often through online banking. Costs that fluctuate like energy bills etc. are usually paid through Direct Debit.

      Heck, I'm 31 and I haven't ever used a cheque in my life. Quaint antiquated concept tbh. So United Kingdom banking establishment, welcome to the 1980's!

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    12. Re:Sounds Hard by adolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Back in context: This delay seemingly inherent in current implementations of Electronic Funds Transfer, is worse than a paper check...how, exactly?

      Sure, with a check you've got a bit of paper (at some point) which states that so-and-so promises to pay $x from the account in the MICR code at the bottom. But once you pass that on to your bank, you're still waiting, and you still don't know if the transaction was valid until the money actually lands in your account some days later.

      (Not that I'm arguing against what may be your main point: There should be a much faster means of conducting a transaction between layfolk than exists now.)

    13. Re:Sounds Hard by Alioth · · Score: 1

      When I was renting in the UK over 15 years ago, I paid the landlord with a "standing order", a monthly, regular payment done direct from bank to bank. Cheques haven't actually been necessary for things like this for decades in advanced countries like the UK.

      I tried to do the same when I was renting in the US. It's not possible - well, it is, sort of - what the bank does is mails a check monthly to your landlord instead of making a direct transfer. Sometimes this check gets lost and you get home to a nasty letter telling you "pay up or get evicted". If you look at the statement you already find the money has gone from the bank, then it takes a month of wrangling to get it sorted out.

    14. Re:Sounds Hard by artg · · Score: 1

      If you make a personal transaction such as buying at a boot sale and don't have sufficient cash, and your bank hasn't thoughtfully provided a terminal in the middle of a field, how do you pay ?

    15. Re:Sounds Hard by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      As opposed to ... what amounts to an IOU, that takes days to clear? Hmm, yeah. Totally can see why cheques would be faster than electronic funds transfer.

    16. Re:Sounds Hard by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      In Germany, you need to know the recepient's bank account number and the bank sort code. In case of paying the rent you'll usually get this information in the rental contract.

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    17. Re:Sounds Hard by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Cheques haven't actually been necessary for things like this for decades in advanced countries like the UK.

      Advanced countries like the UK? When I was there, around 2002, they wouldn't give me a key card to access my account until I had been with the bank for 180 days. Apparently the reason was that every key card is also a debit card, and most stores don't have online balance checking for under #100, so anyone with a card can run up a charge by going store to store in a single night. I hear this problem has since been "solved" by chip-and-pin, an off-line system that maintains the card balance on the card... what's so "advanced" about on-line electronic funds transfer at point of sale that you guys can't get it right?

               

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    18. Re:Sounds Hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto in Korea. I pretty much pay everything in one of three ways: cash, debit, or bank transfer. Bank transfers can be done via website or at any ATM.

      It's super effective!

    19. Re:Sounds Hard by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      If you make a personal transaction such as buying at a boot sale and don't have your chequebook with you, how do you pay?

      Seriously, the inconvenience of not having cheques is minimal compared to the savings made when that antique system is thrown out. Cash, credit/debit cards and electronic banking provide a good enough option for every situation.

    20. Re:Sounds Hard by sydb · · Score: 1

      In the UK we have a scheme called Faster Payments, one of the four or five decent things our Labour government has done, to which most major banks now subscribe.

      link

      To quote: It has enabled, for the very first time, phone, internet and standing order payments to move within a few hours - almost at the touch of a button.

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    21. Re:Sounds Hard by DriveMelter · · Score: 1

      A standing order would be the most appropriate choice here.

    22. Re:Sounds Hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could apologize and buy him a new bike?

    23. Re:Sounds Hard by DriveMelter · · Score: 1

      The electronic equivalent of a blank cheque is called a "Direct Debit" it authorises the company to take as much money from your account as they want as often as they want.

    24. Re:Sounds Hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I moved to america about 7 years ago from Australia. In my entire life in Australia I'd never written a single check. It seemed like a quaint antiquated technology. Since I've been in the US I have written a TON of checks.

      There's currently no way to just log into most bank websites and enter the account details of someone else then just send the money over. In Australia you need two numbers - BSB and account # and then you can do a transfer in a matter of seconds with no fee to you directly via online banking.

      I got excited a while back when my bank offered the ability to 'send money online via internet banking'. I logged in to send some money to someone only to discover that the process involved them printing/creating a check for me and mailing it for me. What a joke.

      If only the US would realise a little more than sometimes there ARE better ways to do things than the way they do them.

    25. Re:Sounds Hard by slim · · Score: 1

      Back in context: This delay seemingly inherent in current implementations of Electronic Funds Transfer, is worse than a paper check...how, exactly?

      Quoting the GP:

      Within that time, the recipient has _no_ indication that funds have been approved or sent at all.

      At least if I give someone a cheque, he knows he's been given a cheque. He doesn't know it will clear.

      Whereas with current implementations, with a bank transfer he only has my word. So there's a simple improvement that could be made to the electronic system - notify the recipient that a transfer is in progress. I'm happy to allow the banks their artificial transfer time, since I don't pay for banking in any other way.

    26. Re:Sounds Hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I want to give him a blank check...

      I have an old bicycle laying around, wanna try?

    27. Re:Sounds Hard by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Go to nearest ATM and get cash, problem solved with minimal hassle.

      But it's not as unlikely as you think that the seller rented a wireless terminal. These things become more and more common.

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    28. Re:Sounds Hard by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      > In most reasonable countries you can make money transfers between private accounts in an ATM.

      Whoa, not even here in Norway do we have that. But it sounds like a really neat thing. I can has?

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    29. Re:Sounds Hard by porkThreeWays · · Score: 1

      Blank check is a US movie from the 90's. It was a joke. Har har.

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    30. Re:Sounds Hard by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Cheques are essentially dead in Australia (and most other countries). I've never had a cheque account. Neither has anyone else I know. But the first time I visited the US, I saw people paying for stuff at a supermarket with a cheque, and I was amazed. I barely knew what a cheque even was, to be honest ... I don't think I've even ~seen~ a cheque in over 15 years here in Australia.

      EFTPOS (EFT at the Point of Sale, aka. debit cards) has replaced cheques for retail purposes. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a store in Australia that accepted a cheque now.

      As for "paying random people", you just go onto your bank's website, click "transfer", enter their account name and account number, and click 'Send'. They'll receive the money almost instantly if they are with the same bank, otherwise it's usually the next business day. Very handy actually because once you send money to someone the first time, they are added to your little 'address book' on the bank site and you can pay them with about 2 clicks from then on. This is also how things like rent is usually paid.

    31. Re:Sounds Hard by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      In Australia all you need to know is the person's bank account number. You don't even really need their name ... you can give the account you send money to a "name", but that's really just what you are choosing to call it in your little online banking address book. The only thing used in the actual transfer is the account number (or more accurately, the BSB and account number ... BSB is the first 6 digits of the number and specifies the Bank, State and Branch at which the account is held).

    32. Re:Sounds Hard by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      I suppose theoretically that is a problem ... but in practice I've NEVER run into it (coming from someone who has never used or even really seen a cheque in their life. If you're going to someone's random garage sale or something, you know to bring cash. Everyone else (i.e. everyone who is an actual retailer) has a EFT/debit/credit card swipe thingy.

    33. Re:Sounds Hard by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Ok then, what it an ancient alien race appears looking for the checks that they had been in communication with before their disappearance, and their mere presence is causing world wide havoc. The only way to make them go away is to somehow locate a breeding pair of checks to communicate with these new visitors.

      What you gonna do then, huh?

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    34. Re:Sounds Hard by smittymoo · · Score: 1

      Actually I scan checks I receive into my banks website and the funds are usually there in a day or two depending on the other bank.

    35. Re:Sounds Hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the last transfer I did took 4 hours. The one before one day (and that was to a foreign country).
      Honestly, the main (only) reason it takes longer is that the banks make money on holding yours hostage.
      At least in Germany the courts have done a good deal to convince most banks to think that over so I'd generally just suggest using a different bank to fix that issue if your bank still has it.

    36. Re:Sounds Hard by jimicus · · Score: 1

      With your system, can you give people money by only knowing their name, like you can with checks? I have to look up the spelling of my landlord's name every month in the school directory when I write my check (though I could set my bank to snail mail a printed check automatically every month). Do you need to know more than that, like the recipient's bank account number?

      Yes, you do need the recipients bank details.

      I'm not sure how just knowing their name could ever work. How does the bank know which John Smith to credit?

    37. Re:Sounds Hard by pgn674 · · Score: 1

      Set up a reoccuring transfer at your bank's website.

      Unfortunately, there is no such thing as a bank transfer in the US. I wish there was. There are wire transfers, which cost $15-$25 on each end and require lots of proof of identity. Maybe if the UK does get rid of checks, the US banking system and regulations will start on the same path.

      Disregarding how stupid it is to give someone a blank check,

      Sorry, it was a reference to a movie, Blank Check.

    38. Re:Sounds Hard by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You must have had a bad credit rating (where 'bad' may mean 'missing because they only looked at your UK history').

      Children at 16 can open an account and get a debit card instantly. I had one in 1989, it took around 2 weeks for the card to reach me, and that was because of inefficient processes rather than security/fraud checking (although I suspect they did some of that at the same time).

      Incidentally, chip & pin doesn't maintain the balance on the card - it can't, you don't use your card for all transactions.

    39. Re:Sounds Hard by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Chip & pin maintains a balance of transactions performed on the card.... thus closing the off-line usage vulnerability. My question stands: what's so hard about online EFT-POS that your banks permit the use of off-line processing? A "cash card" should not be the same as a debit card.

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    40. Re:Sounds Hard by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Hmm, interesting. I didn't know chip & pin cards tracked their own usage (although I still wouldn't describe that as a 'card balance').

      Anyway... online EFT-POS is obviously trivial, and you'll find that every merchant able to take card transactions (electronically, which these days is all of them) can do so online.

      In 2002 that was also the case. Hence my suspicion it was an inability to verify your identity and assess your risk that caused their refusal, rather than a specific issue with merchants.

      As for cash cards.. most UK banks just don't issue them. People expect a debit card these days, the demand for non-payment card cash machine cards is so low that it's rarely cost effective to design, source, issue and service them. That was the case pre-chip and pin, no different now.

      In addition, a cash card that works abroad is going to need to be a VISA or Mastercard payment card anyway.

      Incidentally, some offline processing may happen where transaction values are deemed 'negligible' - many merchants do have a lower limit below which they wont do the full online funds availability check. That's a commercial decision driven by very real per-transaction costs and completely irrespective of the technical ease of EFT-POS.

      That it may lead to a risk adverse card issuing strategy turned out unfortunate for you.

    41. Re:Sounds Hard by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      1. Online EFTPOS requires a cash card, not a debit card.
      2. Off-line EFTPOS requires a debit card, not a cash card.
      3. For some reason the UK confuses cash cards with debit cards and combines the two.
      4. My credit rating, or lack there-of, was only an issue as the bank was unable to give me a cash card that wasn't a debit card.
      5. Chip & pin is a terrible way to close a vulnerability of off-line EFTPOS.. the better solution is to not allow off-line EFTPOS for the majority of cards.
      6. The widespread need for off-line EFTPOS is caused by 3, if the better solution in 5 had been implemented decades ago (as it was in other countries) there would be no need to hand over debit cards to everyone who just wants access to their money.

      Clear now?

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    42. Re:Sounds Hard by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Clearly you're using terms (Cash Card, EFT-POS) in a different sense to those I'm used to.

      That's fair enough, I've only worked for credit card companies and a bank in the UK so don't have familiarity with other countries' systems.

      My understanding of a cash card is that it's like a debit card, except that it adds no benefits and removes the ability to use it in place of a credit card. For that reason they're just not popular and nobody issues them - why issue a crippled card when a capable one costs the same and is as easy to give out, and carries minimal risk overhead unless you have no credit rating.

      My understanding of a key card (the first term you used, and that's NOT a cash card) is that it's used for ATM machines and not as a payment card. People in the UK don't want a card that they can't use as a payment card. There is negligible demand for non-payment card ATM cards, so you will struggle to find a bank that issues them. It's not impossible, but you have to look around.

      Offline eft-pos is a contradictory term, which is causing me confusion and clearly I'm interpreting it incorrectly.

      Electronic funds transfer mean it's online, or that it's collated and transferred subsequently through some form of store and delay mechanism (likely batch). You could describe the latter as batch, but either way you're back into the reasoning I gave as to why merchants don't want to do funds availability checks for all purchases.

      A cashcard used for purchases has no difference for online/offline transactions to a debit card. An ATM card used for purchases wont work which is why nobody issues them.

      Why solve a problem that doesn't exist, adding further cost to merchants, further cost to card issuers, and gaining no real benefits except to the one foreigner that turns up in 2002 asking for something that nobody else needs?

    43. Re:Sounds Hard by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yup, terms are difficult in the banking industry because they refuse to standardize. Cash cards and key cards are the same thing and can indeed be used for payments at point of sale, but only for online transactions.

      Off-line EFTPOS requires debit cards, the merchant scans the card into the machine, you sign the slip (or with chip & pin, you provide your pin) and the transaction is stored in the device. Once a day the machine connects and dumps the batch of transactions to the bank. The bank sometimes charges the account holder a fee if their balance goes negative, or gives a grace period for the account holder to bring the account back to positive. This is the predominate method used for payments in the UK.. your local off-license doesn't have online EFTPOS (or at least it didn't last time I checked, and from what I hear of chip&pin, they still don't).

      Here in Australia we require merchants to have online transaction processing, most of the time, technical difficulties do happen and rather than dragging the economy to halt the bank will honour a certain amount of offline transactions, but its not based on sale value or stored values on cards, its a threat/response system.

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    44. Re:Sounds Hard by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how just knowing their name could ever work. How does the bank know which John Smith to credit?

      They don't. Hopefully, the John Smith asking for it to be paid into his account is the right one, but there's no way to check.

    45. Re:Sounds Hard by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The slightly strange this is that the UK already has every system the other Europeans are talking about, plus cheques.

      But, since UK banks typically don't charge private customers for any day-to-day transactions (electronic transfers, cheques, having an account, having a card etc) there's been no real motive to stop using them. The other Europeans were (I think) charged to use cheques, so the other methods became much more attractive.

    46. Re:Sounds Hard by xaxa · · Score: 1

      5. Chip & pin is a terrible way to close a vulnerability of off-line EFTPOS.. the better solution is to not allow off-line EFTPOS for the majority of cards.

      But then, how would I use my debit card to e.g. buy a meal on a train (which might not have phone signal)?

      (I've never heard the term "cash card". I'm vaguely aware that there's a kind of card that you can use in an ATM but nowhere else, but I've never seen one. Possibly a friend had one when he was ~12. I'm 24.)

    47. Re:Sounds Hard by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The bulk of merchants in the UK do use online card checks - that predates chip and pin. It is that subset of small transactions that would be handled offline, and the fraud risk is deemed less than the commercial benefits...

      Didn't help you but there is rationale there. Or maybe they just hate antipodeans.

    48. Re:Sounds Hard by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, "EFTPOS" seems to be a AU/NZ thing.

      If http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debit_card#Online_Debit_Card is correct, then some smaller retailers(and many supermarkets) are using now using online transactions as they allow you to withdraw cash at the same time.

    49. Re:Sounds Hard by MattXonn · · Score: 1

      To add some more context to this, in Australia I would prefer to receive month from a direct bank transfer than a cheque. Cheques still exist but the bank will charge me for depositing a cheque. An electronic deposit is free. The banks have realised that it costs them to process a cheque more than a direct bank transfer. Now if you were charged for depositing a check but not for direct bank transfers that you can be done easily by the payer using their internet banking, which would you choose?

    50. Re:Sounds Hard by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, as I said, there's no standardization of terms. The whole "we need to do a credit check before we can give you access to your own money" thing in the UK is what I object to.. if you require that then your system is fucked, whatever you call it.

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    51. Re:Sounds Hard by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      I pay bills by phone with my debit card or by giro at a bank. My income is variable so having a Sword of DDamacles hovering over a particular day of the month is sometimes stressful.

      The bill I pay by cheque (Bristow & Sutor Debt Collectors) has a 3% surcharge for paying online with a debit card.

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    52. Re:Sounds Hard by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Also, what if I run over someone's bicycle, and I want to give him a blank check to pay for it?

      Tell me where you live and I'll bike round to explain.

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    53. Re:Sounds Hard by adolf · · Score: 1

      I can write a check to you for any value I want to. The only real guarantee you, a mere individual, have that it is valid is this: My word.

      Which, really, isn't all that dissimilar to EFT.

    54. Re:Sounds Hard by olman · · Score: 1

      Paying bills on a machine was exciting enough in early 90s but online banking beats that hands down without trying. For one thing, no waiting in a bloody line to pay your bills.

    55. Re:Sounds Hard by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Actually, they do tend to have an online EFTPOS - we have a network of 24 *very small* (most one man) retail establishments, and all the chip&pin machines have to go online to work. They do not store any transactions themselves (the system is Barclays PDQ)

  12. Does this include bank drafts? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    I can understand wanting to phase out personal cheques but a bank draft is a payment instrument that is drawn ahead of time into the account of the bank that issues it. How do they handle large purchases without at least a bank draft?

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    1. Re:Does this include bank drafts? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Talking out of my hat, i doubt it has anything to do with bank drafts, which are really very different instruments in practice.

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    2. Re:Does this include bank drafts? by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      As you have to pay the bank for a draft, I don't think they will be eliminated.

  13. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by kestasjk · · Score: 1

    Above all else my money must be anonymous!

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  14. One word, Paypal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What could possibly go wrong?

  15. Disaster planning? by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

    What's the backup plan in case a massive solar flare fries our power and computing infrastructure? Have we reached the point where that's the end of civilization anyway? Or am I underestimating the ability of people to muddle through on cash an informal IOUs for a while in a pinch?

    1. Re:Disaster planning? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Auntie Entity will build Bartertown, and all will be OK.

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    2. Re:Disaster planning? by slim · · Score: 1

      What's the backup plan in case a massive solar flare fries our power and computing infrastructure?

      What do you think happens when a cheque gets to the bank? It's transcribed to bits and bytes. The piece of paper is put in a folder, never looked at again unless there's an audit, then eventually destroyed.

      Have we reached the point where that's the end of civilization anyway?

    3. Re:Disaster planning? by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

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    4. Re:Disaster planning? by fluch · · Score: 1

      "What's the backup plan in case a massive solar flare fries our power and computing infrastructure?" ... in this case the existence or non-existence of cheques would be one of the least problems. And a cheque would not buy you food or fuel. Neither would the electronic tilts work and much more...

  16. god damn yankees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    we call em cheques

    oh and "how do people pay each other?" = in kind

  17. Obligatory by Himuanam · · Score: 2, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of slow-writing middle aged women suddenly cried out in terror.

    1. Re:Obligatory by markdj · · Score: 1

      Your wrong. Those people crying out in terror are poor people who don't have bank accounts or computers, and local churches who get most of their money in the collection plate.

  18. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by seifried · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, because governments that are supported by taxation of financial transactions are going to LOVE anonymous cash.

  19. Gold by WarJolt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gold is about the only thing that's going to be worth anything by 2018. Maybe they should be phasing out cash too.

    1. Re:Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever decided that gold should be basis of anything was a dumbass.

      Or a Persian.

    2. Re:Gold by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what can you make out of gold? What can you grow on gold? How do you eat gold? Can i get energy out of gold?

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    3. Re:Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MARDUK WANTS MORE GOLD !

    4. Re:Gold by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Not true. Women and sheep will also be accepted at most retail outlets. Jon Stewart said so!

    5. Re:Gold by 6031769 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the British government has already phased out gold. :-(

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    6. Re:Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electronics. It's pretty damn important.

    7. Re:Gold by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      You can build huts out of gold.

      Or at least, you could in the stone age.

      Or at least, there is a rather oddly themed board game that suggests this.

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    8. Re:Gold by wtbname · · Score: 1

      Girls Like You
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    9. Re:Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather see a shiny metal phased out first.

      It already has been.

      Whoever decided that gold should be basis of anything was a dumbass.

      How is gold worse than paper? There is a fixed amount of gold on Earth. Paper can be created endlessly and the numbers printed on the paper can be increased endlessly. Paper always loses purchasing through inflation (more dollars chasing the same amount of goods), gold, in the long term, retains it's purchasing power. When paper fails gold often regains popularity as money. Governments, of course, hate gold currency since they can't redistribute wealth from the poor and middle class to the rich through inflation with it.

      Gold has other uses as well. For example, it's highly conductive. It's extremely malleable. It's beautiful, etc.

    10. Re:Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Gold is about the only thing that's going to be worth anything by 2018. Maybe they should be phasing out cash too.

      Well, now I know what Glen Beck's username is on Slashdot.

    11. Re:Gold by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      But what can you make out of gold?

      Quite a bit, actually. Gold has industrial and medical uses, both as a raw component and as a catalyst, not to mention its suitability for artistic endeavors, e.g. jewelry. It has a unique combination of useful material properties: extremely malleable, highly conductive, non-reactive, plus a low melting-point (for a metal). Gold wasn't chosen arbitrarily; it's value as a currency is a consequence of its enduring value as a commodity trade-good, along with its easy divisibility and resistance to rust/decay. As with any currency, of course, its present value owes both to its direct uses and the demand resulting from marketability.

      Can i get energy out of gold?

      Yes, actually. As with any metal you can combine it with an electrolytic solution and any other metal to construct a battery. Gold-based batteries should produce a decent voltage, although they're not very efficient economically due to the cost of the gold.

      What can you grow on gold? How do you eat gold?

      What can you grow on iron, coal, oil, or most other valuable (and inedible) commodities? Food, though necessary, is not the only good worth having.

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    12. Re:Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Gold is a publicly traded thing, and its value is HIGHLY susceptible to speculation - its value (in terms of actual real life purchasing power - not translating goldcash, but goldgoods) can shift by a whole order of magnitude in under a year. It's susceptible to discoveries of new mines (inflation, happened many times historically), to hoarding (deflation, happening these past few years), and sudden disgorging of past hordes (inflation, happens when people start trading off their stockpile, or when lost stockpiles are discovered, like fully loaded sunken colonial-era Spanish galleons). Gold's value is in a bubble right now and whoever gets stuck holding the bag of coins when the bubble pops is going to lose their shirt; horde-selling has flooded the market.

      > Governments, of course, hate gold currency since they can't redistribute wealth from the poor and middle class to the rich through inflation with it.

      What? No, the fat cats have as much (or MORE) ability to do this with gold than with paper. He who has the stockpiles/mines/money controls the price of gold; he can buy yours for less than it's worth, or sell his for more than it's worth. Gold is pretty and shiny, so there are plenty of suckers, as seen in the waves of TV commercials the past few years. But the only way to actually get rich with gold (besides finding a vein of it, or a lost stockpile) is to be rich already, enough to buy (or scam people out of) a lot of it when it's price is low, wait a long time, and sell it off (again preferably as scammy as possible) at its next high. It's much harder to pull that off with, say, greenbackseuros, since the only ones with enough of those to engage in international exchange rate speculation are already rich.

      Whereas with government-backed paper money, you can ONLY inflate but not deflate, and that requires you to be rich AND have pull with banks AND have pull with multiple government agencies. Manipulating precious metal markets only requires you to either have a lot of the metal or a lot of money.

      And gold is a fail for the private individual, too. Whether it's a gain or loss for retirement is completely random timing. And it's a loss in the paranoid survivalist scenarios where paper currency collapses, because there's basically no pre-existing gold economy to spend your gold in; no starving man is going to take your gold in exchange for his supplies, and no supermarket is going to be able to break your $1000 ingot for change. And of course it's a bitch to carry, hide, or protect, which is the original reason people started putting it in big heavily guarded bank safes and using bits of paper as references to it.

      Gold's conductivity is nice, but the speculation-driving value fluctuations make that conductivity financially impossible to exploit. Even at gold's low point (back in, what, the late 70s?), it was way too expensive to actually use in electronics for anything but plating the endpoints of connectors (and even then, you got charged arm+leg for it).

      Gold for economic stability is crap. If you have a fixed amount of gold, but your economy expands, then you have deflation, and banks won't give out loans and people who owe money get horribly screwed over and go bankrupt. If you look back at when the world generally ran on gold-based currencies, this tended to happen as often as once per decade. Also, banks can (and DID!) pull the same slimy tactics with gold as the do today with paper. Paper lets you game the inflation to happen just ever so slightly above the overall economic growth rate, so that loans and investment continue and you get an economic positive feedback loop instead of a negative feedback loop. Both still have bubbles and busts, but I much prefer the current 75-years-between-failure to the oldschool 10 year average.

    13. Re:Gold by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It's actually a logical choice. Imagine a barter system, now try to think what item(s) may be a preferred in such a system. Food? Can't store wealth, it spoils. Water? Any amount with value is going to be heavy and awkward. Live animals? Can't be divided (well, without significantly reducing their value). Lumber? Too bulky. Precious metals? Small, rare enough to be value, stores easily, divisible. Yeah, I can see why it might become money.

  20. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    No.

    The more the government tightens its grip, the more stagnant the economomy becomes. I believe they'll only push digital cash if the government can tax every red cent that it can. They first came for the gold in the 1930s and what was left were fiat greenbacks.

    Now all that will be left are binary 1s and 0s?

    Don't sign me up. I'll deal with the hassles of cash, thank you very much.

    Oh, and replace the ridiculous and costly-to-administer-and-enforce tax system with something sane:
    http://www.apttax.com/

  21. Wikipedia says: by mister_playboy · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Wikipedia says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't apologise, the clue is in the language's name: It's called English not American.

    2. Re:Wikipedia says: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not sure what the source for those statistics is, but given that India has more people speaking Commonwealth English than the USA has people, I'm very surprised by that chart.

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    3. Re:Wikipedia says: by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I'm pretty sure it was restricted to those for whom English is their first language.

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    4. Re:Wikipedia says: by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's called English because the it evolved among the English people. And Americans are every bit as much descended from those people as you Brits still on the island. God didn't appoint you special keepers of the language just because your ancestors chose not to come to the new world. Americans, Australians, and Canadians have every bit as much right to define it as you do.

      New Zealanders are another story, of course. We can all agree that we can't have THEM defining the language.

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    5. Re:Wikipedia says: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Which is pretty misleading. It's fine for a country like France, for example, or even most of the USA, where your first language is likely to be the one you use all of the time, but it's an arbitrary distinction in much of the world. Here in Wales, for example, I know people whose first language is Welsh - they were taught it first and it was the official language at their school - but who speak English all of the time except with their family, and did growing up. In India, English is the lingua franca. It is the language that two people in India will except the other one to be able to speak. The same is true in a lot of African countries. They will have learned two or three languages as a child, and the local language is the one that they will report as their first language (although they'll have been exposed to all from birth), but English is the one that they will use when talking to people outside the village where they were born.

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    6. Re:Wikipedia says: by compro01 · · Score: 1

      And Americans are every bit as much descended from those people as you Brits still on the island

      Actually, only about 8% of Americans are of British Ancestry. They're far outnumbered by the Germans and Irish.

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    7. Re:Wikipedia says: by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Actually, only about 8% of Americans are of British Ancestry. They're far outnumbered by the Germans and Irish.

      Only 8% describe themselves of British ancestry. Since most Americans didn't bother to limit their spouses to the same descent as they were, after a few generations it often stops mattering. For example, I am 3/4 German, and 1/4 Scotch-Irish (so called because none of them were Irish and almost none Scots, just Lowland Scottish, or English Borderers - in my case, Anglo-Welsh, mainly). If asked, I only bother listing German, even though, according to relatives into genealogy, I could also claim English royal and Roman Patrician descent.

    8. Re:Wikipedia says: by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Following the 'source' links on wikipedia, the data is:

                                              American British Canadian Australian Other Total
      Percentage 67.2 16.9 5.8 4.5 5.5 100.0
      Absolute (000s) 226,710 56,990 19,700 15,316 18,581 337,297

      (and no, I can't be arsed to format that)

      So 226m Americans vs 56m Brits out of 337m overall: It's native language speakers, so excludes India.

      I think it's fairly safe to say that mister_playboy is fundamentally and thoroughly wrong. :)

  22. Punctuated with a colon. by Valdrax · · Score: 1, Troll

    It isn't spelt 'checks' it's 'cheques' in the UK - for fucks sake get it right.

    I didn't know Slashdot comments came in wheat gluten-free versions now!

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    1. Re:Punctuated with a colon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please use a dictionary:

      http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/spelt?view=uk

    2. Re:Punctuated with a colon. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Please use a dictionary:

      Please get a sense of humor.

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  23. There will never be anonymous digital cash. by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We have cryptographically secure algorithms for anonymous digital cash.

    But who wants that? The little people? Hah.

    There are only two institutions that could create and support an anonymous cash-free financial system: the government and big financial institutions. Where is a motive for either one that is more juicy than the possibilities of being able to track every monetary transaction you engage in?

    Privacy is a tool of the people to evade control by those with too much interest in their day to day lives. No one with power wants to give that to the common man, and if some of us little people got together to try to build a network for handling cash out of the government's and the banks' eyes, it would be tied up in anti-terror laws faster than you can say, "Hawala."

    Honestly, cash is something that would not be allowed to be invented today if it didn't already exist and wasn't too hard to get rid of.

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    1. Re:There will never be anonymous digital cash. by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      if some of us little people got together to try to build a network for handling cash out of the government's and the banks' eyes, it would be tied up in anti-terror laws faster than you can say, "Hawala."

      As proof, witness what happened with the Liberty Dollar in 2007.

    2. Re:There will never be anonymous digital cash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Honestly, cash is something that would not be allowed to be invented today if it didn't already exist and wasn't too hard to get rid of.

      That's almost as silly as saying spoken language wouldn't be allowed.

      Cash is the simplest abstraction layer above direct good A to good barter. It's existed as long as mathematics and argiculture (proven to exist at least as far back as babylon/sumeria, somewhere in the 4000 BCE - 2600 BCE, but potentially as far back as 10,000 BCE). The primary thing governments did was specify what exact form of cash was acceptable for transactions with the government, but before that (and into the present day), lenders and businesses have made their own cash. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money for a present day example, and I recall (but can't find the details anymore) that some towns in the US have dabbled in joint local currency for their retail centers as recently as a few years back. Any time two or more people agree to price two things relative to a third thing, that third thing effectively *is* cash.

      Checks, btw, are just a thin wrapper around cash in bank accounts. And digital transactions today are just the same thing, except with checks made out of electrons instead of paper and ink. (And in practice, paper checks are just scanned and the actual transaction is implemented on the digital layer these days). The main catch of truly anonymous digital transactions is that they can't be implemented as just another wrapper around the existing system and still be anonymous. (The second catch is that timestamped security cameras, timestamped transaction logs, IP logs, and browser cookies can still be used to build up profiles anyway...). Anonymous digital cash is, at best, just the same as today's physical cash but with potential extra failure modes (drained batteries, someone invents a good enough quantum computer and cracks the keys, someone discovers NP is in P and cracks the keys, hardware breaks and loses data and you can't exchange that shredded smartcard for the value it used to hold the same way you can trade damaged paper money for fresh).

      IMO, if you really need anonymous transactions today, you'd have to do it with a combination of: 1) making your bank/ATM withdrawls in large amounts, far in advance of the planned purchase 2) being part of a large group of paranoiacs who are KNOWN to swap equal-valued bills randomly in order to defeat possible recording of serial numbers on bills, and 3) buy only from resellers who are KNOWN to buy things in bulk, so that their clients can't be connected to the place and time of the initial sale. This would be a hassle, would require you to actually trust a lot of people, would result in higher prices for you, and would probably draw law enforcement attention (since it's a prime opportunity for fences, money launderers, and bank robbers ditched UV dyed consecutive-numbered bills). But, uh, other than those major issues, it would be anonymous, as long as the bill-swappers and resellers aren't bugged and don't sell you out to The Man.

  24. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Red cents are only worth two yellows. The blue coins are where it's at.

  25. the US system is ridiculous if you've lived abroad by supernova87a · · Score: 1

    I lived in the UK for 2 years, and let me tell you, despite a lot of things that are annoying over there, being able to transfer money easily is one thing they do well.

    All you have to do is give someone your bank account and routing numbers, and they can send you money, for free. Your landlord, friend, etc. And yes, it's free. Why do we have to let Paypal make millions off of this lack of capability in the US?

    For all the people in the US who worry about account security, isn't it funny, they don't seem to have problems with this system where you give your account number to someone else. Did you ever realize anyway, that every time you write someone a check, you're giving out your account numbers already? And the fact that we rely on paper checks that take days to be processed opens up way more fraud opportunities than electronic means.

    The best thing was that it must have been mandated some time ago that every UK bank offer this, so every bank has to have free transfers in this way. I think it should have been required for the US banks in their bailouts -- as long as we're helping them out, they have to get rid of a system that does nothing but cost consumers fees. Think about it, if you could choose anew, would you have people transfer funds by writing pieces of paper (which by the way, cost like $0.20 cents each if you've looked at the cost of ordering checks) that you have to go the bank to deposit, take several days to clear, and might bounce? Why are we tolerating this middleman system? Why do we tolerate $35-a-pop overdraft fees as a surprise, when clearly they have the means to tell you right away if your balance is insufficient? Boo hoo, the banks will lose some profit from the decline in overdraft fees. Well, they shouldn't even be making huge profits off of those shady fees in the first place.

    I read that there's one bank which lets you take a iPhone photo of checks someone gives you, and send in that image as the deposit. Or other banks that let you scan checks in at home and send them in via their website. At that point, why are we even having the checks? cmon people, let's not put up with this bullshit any more. Give us free transfer capability, honest information on our accounts, and no more idiots writing checks in supermarket lines. What, did you drive up in your horse and buggy?

    sorry, this topic makes me grouchy about how behind the US is, and apologists who think it's fine and want to cut productivity-sucking banks any slack over it.

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  27. car analogy by DavMz · · Score: 1

    If you buy a british car in the US, you will get the steering wheel on the left side.
    Same goes for spelling on a US site.

    Oh, in case you don't know what a "steering wheel" is, it's what you call a "driving wheel".

    1. Re:car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeh but you would think all these 'intelligent' geeks on here could manage swapping to the correct British spelling for a British article.

    2. Re:car analogy by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Maybe - but will it have a "trunk" or a "boot"?

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  28. Money spinner by GumphMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personal cheques are a purely a cost to the average bank, shuffling paper and checking signatures does not make them scads of cash. They'd dearly love to replace them with credit cards for which they get to charge an annual fee to the card holder, monthly and annual fee plus a percentage commission from the merchant, and any interest accrued by the card holder at the usual inflated rates, and all riding on the back of a process that is essentially automated (reduced staff costs). Even the direct deposit substitute is a good money spinner with limited numbers of "free" transactions per month before fees kick in, and charges for daring to use an ATM. What's not for a bank bean counter to like about this?

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    1. Re:Money spinner by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Banks charge businesses for processing cheques, too. As a business you cannot escape these charges except by taking cash and stuffing it under a matress (business accounts charge for cash deposits too).

    2. Re:Money spinner by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      Annual fees for using credit cards? What kind of backward system as you using where you get charged to have access to your own money? Here in the UK credit cards are generally free, unless you specifically pick one that charges you to give you extra features (like lower interest, car insurance, etc).

    3. Re:Money spinner by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      Hmm, let me think... Oh yeah, a system where not a single bank has gone under and the Government has not had to bail out any large corporation. If "backward" is a stable banking system with no recession then I'll be backward :)

      BTW, credit cards are not your own money. This seems to be a disturbingly common misconception. Debit cards to access savings are typically "free" at last insofar as the fees are better hidden.

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    4. Re:Money spinner by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      That was generally the investment side rather than the accounts, though. The investment bankers are just idiots who shouldn't be trusted with money.

      I take your point on credit cards and it not being my money, but the bank already gets to charge fees to merchants per transaction and gets interest and other fees if I don't pay it all off in one go (which I do but others don't) so why does it need to charge a monthly fee on top of that whether I use the card or not?

    5. Re:Money spinner by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      Personal cheques are a purely a cost to the average bank, shuffling paper and checking signatures does not make them scads of cash.

      Au contraire, they make plenty of money off of bounced checks.

      People who use checks often do so to take advantage of the time it takes to be mailed/cashed/processed, i.e., they are living on the edge of their account's holdings.

      It is also easier to lose track of how much you actually have if you keep track on paper.

      There's not really any kind of transactions banks don't make plenty of money off us. (why would they continue to honor any other kind?)

    6. Re:Money spinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd dearly love to replace them with credit cards for which they get to charge an annual fee to the card holder, monthly and annual fee plus a percentage commission from the merchant, and any interest accrued by the card holder at the usual inflated rates, and all riding on the back of a process that is essentially automated (reduced staff costs). Even the direct deposit substitute is a good money spinner with limited numbers of "free" transactions per month before fees kick in, and charges for daring to use an ATM. What's not for a bank bean counter to like about this?

      What? While I do pay an annual fee for my credit card (30 Euros - no big deal), all the other things you talk about are free, at least in Germany.
      I think your bank is screwing you. Hard.

    7. Re:Money spinner by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Banks charge businesses for processing cheques, too. As a business you cannot escape these charges except by taking cash and stuffing it under a matress (business accounts charge for cash deposits too).

      You need to change banks. My bank does not charge for business deposits, either cash or check.

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    8. Re:Money spinner by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Most US credit cards carry no annual fee, and all debit cards are free.

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    9. Re:Money spinner by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      I agree, it's madness. Why banks feel the urge to charge an annual fee for a credit card account I don't know; you'd have to ask them (it's high rent for 46 sq cm of plastic) It's possible that it covers the cost of, and profit on, the onerous duty of billing you each month and so-called "rewards programs". If you have a mortgage with a bank they typically bundle a credit card for "free".

      AFAICT there is no way to get a fee-free American Express or Diners charge/credit card in Australia. Further, since their commissions are higher than Visa/Mastercard you end up paying in surcharges for using these cards in many retail outlets.

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  29. 666 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. The worlds governments are banding closer together under the guise of AGW.

    2. Loss of freedoms are happening in the western world and breakneck speeds.

    3. The lure of socialism and what it promises.

    4. Electronic payments only in the future.

    5. Mark of the beast???

  30. Once the cheques and bank notes are gone ... by dltaylor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Every transaction will be traceable by the "benevolent" power-that-be; not for anything but the purest of motives, of course.

    Just from the absolutely ludicrous statement "... the board will be especially concerned that the needs of elderly and vulnerable people are met", which anyone with enough functional brain cells to form a synapse can tell is pure propaganda, you should know that there is another agenda entirely.

    1. Re:Once the cheques and bank notes are gone ... by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Erm... cheques go through your bank btw... Only cash is mostly untraceable...

    2. Re:Once the cheques and bank notes are gone ... by dltaylor · · Score: 1

      bank notes / cash

      depends on your locale.

    3. Re:Once the cheques and bank notes are gone ... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      And of course cheques, which hold the sender's bank details and as soon as they are presented go into a database which also holds the recipients bank details for said cheque, are completely untraceable.

    4. Re:Once the cheques and bank notes are gone ... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      When I was working retail, the only people who still used checks were the elderly. Everyone else just swiped. This seems like code for "the board will be especially concerned that the elderly and backwater can figure out this newfangled payment method." And now that I say that out loud, it sounds like a potshot at Americans.

    5. Re:Once the cheques and bank notes are gone ... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I lived in the US from about 1995 to 2002. The first thing I did was get a bank account with a debit card, paying by debit card was how I was used to doing things. And all the supermarkets and typical retail places you went to, even then, supported at least a Visa debit card. I was surprised to see so many people my age (at the time I was 23) still using checks in a supermarket. Two of the things that surprised me the most when I arrived was the widespread use of checks in supermarkets, and that there were still quite a lot of people my age who believed in god (I don't know anyone my age over here who is even slightly religious).

    6. Re:Once the cheques and bank notes are gone ... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      wo of the things that surprised me the most when I arrived was the widespread use of checks in supermarkets, and that there were still quite a lot of people my age who believed in god

      And the two are related

  31. Non electronic money tranfer method by AxeTheMax · · Score: 1

    Let's look at cheques as non-electronic money transfers that are easily available to most people. Is it wise to phase out these? It assumes that there will be no breakdown in electronic methods of money transfer. What might happen with serious power failures, solar storms, war, or economic collapses? Will we have to revert to cash for everything, and is there enough of it?

    1. Re:Non electronic money tranfer method by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      What do you think happens when you present a cheque? Guess what. Pretty much the same thing as would have happened if you'd done it electronically, except with the added nuisance of a bit of paper in the middle.
      When I send a transfer to another account, it's on my assertion that it's 'OK' - and so the bank just does it. It'll show up in your account immediately. Or at least, near enough. And if there is a problem or dispute with it, the bank can rollback the transaction, or put it on hold. If you show up at the bank with the IOU I wrote you, then your bank sends it to my bank, who then agree that that is a valid IOU, and ... then does exactly the same kind of electronic funds transfer.
      In the event of economic collapses, serious power failures, solar storms, then your cheque becomes just as worthless as the numbers in your bankaccount just did. Well, maybe slightly less, since you can at least use your chequebook as a firelighter.

    2. Re:Non electronic money tranfer method by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The US has 50 states plus DC and territories, all of which regulate banks on their own.

      It's very difficult to understand unless you've lived here, but the distinction between a national government and a federal government is really apparent in the US, and the little differences between states mean that systems that are already working - however inefficient - often prevail. Any nationwide electronic transfer system, for example, would have to pass at least 50 bank regulatory boards.

  32. Paper Reciepts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still want a paper reciept for every transaction, but dealing with them each time could be a pain. It would be easier if the banks managed them and collected them to send with your statement. They could scan them for paperless bills, and paper ones too. Obviously we'll want a standard size and layout that everyone can recognize legitimate ones vs. fakes. Wait a minute...

    1. Re:Paper Reciepts by BorgDrone · · Score: 1

      I still want a paper reciept for every transaction, but dealing with them each time could be a pain. It would be easier if the banks managed them and collected them to send with your statement.

      You do get a paper receipt (if you still use those) of all your transactions on your bank statement. Or you can just download the PDF and archive that.

  33. Checks and transfers by otter42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I lived in France for four years, using checks. Now I live in Luxembourg and use bank transfers. I much prefer bank transfers. It's easier, faster, less prone to fraud, etc...

    However, a couple things bank transfers don't do that checks do:

    1) Security deposits: recently my fiancée and I reserved a monastery in France. We had to make a deposit of, what is for us, a significant amount of cash. With checks this is easy. He has a check, which is only valid if we don't show up, and we have a year to pull together the money. If he has hard cash, first of we lose access to that cash for a year. Second, if he doesn't deliver the goods, he has the cash, and all we could do about it is sue him!

    2) Large amounts between individuals: we're selling our car and aren't quite sure what to do. Obviously cash is a little inconvenient, but a wire transfer happens at a bank or online. So neither of these work as nicely as a check either. Of course, I'm certain there's some way around it, but until an online bank transfer happens immediately, it won't be as nice and secure as a check.

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    1. Re:Checks and transfers by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Cheques don't clear immediately - usually it takes 2 or 3 days before you really have the money (or in some countries, like the United States, owing to the large distances they must travel, much longer). Right now bank transfers are already a lot faster. Virtually all of my bank transfers in the UK now complete in seconds. I have my online banking wherever I am thanks to a smart phone.

    2. Re:Checks and transfers by slim · · Score: 1

      2) Large amounts between individuals: we're selling our car and aren't quite sure what to do. Obviously cash is a little inconvenient, but a wire transfer happens at a bank or online. So neither of these work as nicely as a check either.

      It would be foolish to accept a cheque for a large sum of money. Cheques can bounce. The old-world solution in the UK is to get a banker's draft, which is no less hassle than getting cash.

    3. Re:Checks and transfers by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the risk of overposting in this thread, never accept a normal check for a car. You want a money order or a bank certified check (which really isn't a check at all). Accepting a normal check for a car is just asking for fraud.

    4. Re:Checks and transfers by cocotoni · · Score: 1

      Luxembourg has a hugely convenient institution of pursuits office. Same with Switzerland, but I don't know about the other countries. It comes down to the principle of trust between parties, with the state carrying a big stick if that trust is breached. In both countries I was able to spend huge sums of money with deferred payments (like 10-30 days after the delivery of the product or the service) based on the trust by the seller that I will make the payment (or that my life and credit would be completely ruined to kingdom come if I did not and that they would still get the money).

  34. Checks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Those paper slips that serve as criminal plot points in American movies? They're real?!

    I thought they were like rotating fireplaces, rings with poison and cars that explode when they crash.

  35. speaking as a charity volunteer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this seems designed to destroy community groups. I send precisely two cheques each year, through the post, one to an individual, and one to a small village shop. That pays for our village Christmas party. I only do this job because it's so easy (I do have other commitments): community work like this only survives because it can be broken down into extremely easy steps. Any other form of payment would make my job ten times harder, due to needing personal visits, easy to lose cards, etc.

    1. Re:speaking as a charity volunteer by slim · · Score: 1

      Any other form of payment would make my job ten times harder, due to needing personal visits, easy to lose cards, etc.

      I don't think you realise how easy bank transfers are in Europe.

      As long as you have that individual's or that village shop's account number and sort code (non-secrets; they can email it, tell you over the phone, publish it) you can go set up the payment on your bank's web site - as simple as "send £x to this account, giving the transaction this name. Submit, "are you sure", yes, done.

      You can even set up recurring payments. It will make your job ten times easier.

      How is a bank card easier to lose than a chequebook? (I don't know where my chequebook is).

      I organised our office Christmas party this year. I accepted payment by bank transfer, or cash to my desk. I much preferred the people who paid it into my bank.

    2. Re:speaking as a charity volunteer by DangerousDriver · · Score: 1

      ... that individual's or that village shop's account number and sort code (non-secrets; they can email it, tell you over the phone, publish it) ...

      Tell that to Jeremy Clarkson http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7174760.stm

    3. Re:speaking as a charity volunteer by yacoob · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was about to mention that. It looks like having name, sort code and account number (which together with bank ID form IBAN) allows one to play with given account in some nasty ways. I think, however, that this is a result of poor security standards in those banks. Having moved from .pl to .ie some time ago, I was quite shocked to see how primitive and backwater Irish banks are. Oh well.

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  36. The banks are problem here, not forgery/identity by S3D · · Score: 1

    With paper trail banks are accountable of transactions. You can be reasonably sure that bank wouldn't forge paper check, and if you are depositing someone else check you have paper receipt. If transaction is purely electronic your are on sufferance of the bank in case of dispute or bank mistake. Surely you can check bank logs, but only if you obtain court warrant. You give them transaction number and they can say it was not a bank mistake, it was participant's problem. If bank refuse to recognize mistake in transaction you can't show them paper as a proof. And in my experience bank mistakes are quite often occurrence.

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  38. check vs. cheque by pipatron · · Score: 1

    So is the spelling of check/cheque some british vs. american english issue?

    Because the headline would have been about 87% easier to understand with the spelling cheque. My first thought here was something like, "great, they are phasing out the checks at the airport or border" or something. Of course, that's completely utopian since the article also mentioned the UK, but one can always hope.

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    1. Re:check vs. cheque by NCG_Mike · · Score: 1

      I read it the same way too, not that I'm bothered about the US vs British spelling (I'm a Brit). I tend to use US spelling nowadays anyway to avoid confusion with the rest of the world...

    2. Re:check vs. cheque by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's a US thing. They 'simplified' the language by turning two homophones that had different spellings and meanings into the same spelling. They also use 'check' to mean the thing that tells you how much you owe for a meal, so in US English you check the check then write a check, while in English you check the bill then pay by cheque.

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    3. Re:check vs. cheque by crimperman · · Score: 1

      I also read it that way and on a site like /. have come to accept (no matter how annoying it can be) that US English will prevail in most cases. What would have been nice would have been some consistency though. To use "check" in the title and "cheque" in TFS is confusing.

  39. Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are lots of small businesses that will be damaged or made unprofitable. When taking low volumes of payments, where a cheque is much more cost-effective than taking cards, for instance the weekends-only kind of bed & breakfast - getting a card terminal costs £400 and just isn't worth it - that £400 represents our profit for an entire summer.

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    1. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by flurdy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, small businesses just require people to transfer money directly into their account. Either pre-, before whatever it is, so they can verify it, or post- (invoice) if they can trust them.

      Thats how small sports teams, private instructors, charities etc do it over here(Norway).

      Since transfers are free and nowadays pretty instant or at worst a few hours delayed this is quick and easy.
      And these days people now can transfer money via their mobiles so this is now even easier.

      When I first moved to the UK in the 90s I was surprised they still used cheques, and now nearly into 2010s it is quite bizarre. Since the rest of Europe has been fine without cheques for 20+ years I don't really think they need to worry!

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    2. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by lga · · Score: 1

      You don't need a card terminal. You can get a virtual one, processed through your PC and broadband connection, for around £20 a month.

    3. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how much banks charge business customers for processing cheques (or coins)?

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    4. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by pbhj · · Score: 1

      We use handepay and don't pay anywhere near the apparent percentage you're claiming. Good per transaction rates too. You need to shop around though.

      http://www.handepay.co.uk/index.html

    5. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      "that £400 represents our profit for an entire summer."

      You're doing it wrong. ..actually, considering Summer over here is about 2 days and a nice evening... maybe you're on the button.

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    6. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it as a sign of the backwards nature of the US banking system that US slashdot users have no even heard of the concept of an electronic funds transfer.

      To Europe and Australia it is the idea of cheques that are unthinkable since we've been phasing them out for so long. I wrote my first cheque ever when I moved to Canada, having spent over a decade without even owning a cheque book in Australia.

    7. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 1

      I am intrigued. Which UK bank/payments processor offers that capability?

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    8. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by lga · · Score: 1

      Two that I know of are

      *spit* Paypal Virtual Terminal

      Sage Pay MOTO

      Both talk about it being for mail order and telephone payments but it works just fine with the customer there, and it is what was used when I paid for my last motorbike.

    9. Re:Small Businesses Will Take a Hit by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      that £400 represents our profit for an entire summer.

      What's the point then?

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  40. WTF is a check? by cbope · · Score: 2, Informative

    Checks? We haven't had those in wide use in Finland for at least 15 years. Every bank here and many local shops have secure electronic terminals where you can pay your bills, if you do not want to do it online. I have paid all my bills online for about 10 years now, and never had a single issue. We can also order from many Finnish-based online stores and make transfers directly from personal bank accounts, a direct debit transaction. No credit cards are needed in many cases and the approval takes no longer than a credit card transaction. Direct-debit from your own bank account is also possible in practically any shop using a so-called "bank card". In most cases, the credit cards issued by the local banks are also bank cards. When I ring up a purchase, I just tell the clerk to either charge the purchase to credit or direct-debit from my account. Easy, simple. I absolutely hated paper checks when I was living in the US. Keeping the checkbook balanced (which it never was), etc.

    I don't understand this fear of online payment in the US. It seems most people in the US would gladly give out their credit card number over an unsecure landline to an unknown person/company at the other end, but paying bills online using a secure site is just too risky. Get over it and join the 21st century already.

    As an American living abroad, it really frustrates me to see how totally awful some systems are in the US, when I have seen the alternatives available elsewhere. Don't get me started on healthcare, or mobile phone providers, or ISPs... or...

    1. Re:WTF is a check? by artg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you make a payment between individuals ?

    2. Re:WTF is a check? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this fear of online payment in the US.

      I know they spelt it wrong, but you do realise that this is a story about UK banks wanting to phase out cheques, right?

      Besides, online payment isn't always an option - do you expect a pensioner who has no PC to be able to use an online service to pay a bill, or a tradesman, etc?

    3. Re:WTF is a check? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Paypal, cash, just transfer funds between accounts via your online banking. There are probably other ways but between those 3 do you really need anything else? Two of the options are completely free.

    4. Re:WTF is a check? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you make a payment between individuals ?

      They have this great invention called cash: one individual takes some money and hands it to the other individual. Before you say this adds an extra step (getting the cash), you need to write out the check and the other person needs to cash it.

      For very large amounts where cash is inconvenient or a security risk - or for long distance payments - I personally would not trust a personal check or the postal system anyway - so I would want a transfer to my account directly.

    5. Re:WTF is a check? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banks don't like to peer to peer transfers. Why would you pay a person? Surely only businesses have a right to charge you for something?

    6. Re:WTF is a check? by Mjlner · · Score: 1

      How do you make a payment between individuals ?

      Cash or bank transfer. Bearing in mind that a cheque is simply a bank transfer relying on piece of paper being shuffled around, I fail to understand how somebody modded your question insightful.

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    7. Re:WTF is a check? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Finland. No checks here, I carry 20 cents in cash. How do I pay an individual?

      In the rare cases that I do, I ask them to send me their back account number by email, occasionally by SMS.

      The US is better in one respect, though: I can get cash back at the supermarket. For some reason, they don't do that in Finland anymore/yet. I would really like to carry a steady amount of cash in my wallet for emergencies.

    8. Re:WTF is a check? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just transfer money from your account to his. If you both use the same bank, it happens instantly, if not, you usualy have to wait up to 24 hours for the transfer to happen (at least that's how it works in Poland).

    9. Re:WTF is a check? by Inda · · Score: 1

      Bank transfer, from your phone once you've logged into your bank's website. I thought this was a tech site?

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    10. Re:WTF is a check? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Giro. All bills come with a giro attached. You can just take the numbers off this and pay online, in a bank, or via telephone, or if you prefer you can pop into a post office and pay with cash or by credit or debit card.

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    11. Re:WTF is a check? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, not insightful
      Bank transfers.

    12. Re:WTF is a check? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Cool - that doesn't answer the question of paying a tradesman (no giro) or sending little Johnny some money for Christmas (shouldn't send cash by post, what if it gets lost?).

      I can't remember the last time I wrote a cheque, and if I get one from my parents for Christmas that'll make 3 I've received this year - but that doesn't mean there aren't millions of people still using them. In fact it was reported in the Metro today that 3.8 million were banked each day in 2008.

      This isn't the banks finally withdrawing a service no-one is using...

    13. Re:WTF is a check? by 0a100b · · Score: 1
  41. You hate our freedom by iamacat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You are contradicting yourself. The unique property of cash is that the government doesn't need to know that you bought some communist books in Barnes and Nobles or that you arranged a private business transaction to voluntary introduce a mind-altering substance into your body. They are still free to jail you if you resort to violence as a result of getting stoned or your ideology. Something tells me that Britain's effort to mandate electronic payments is precisely to track thought crime and precrime.

    1. Re:You hate our freedom by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Payment isn't the same as speech. It doesn't have the same inherent right to privacy. If you're suddenly driving around in a Ferrari, I think it's reasonable of society to check that you didn't steal it from someone.

      Even raw wealth matters. Using your money, you can buy a lot of political influence, even through legal means. The only safeguard society presently has against this is fiscal transparency: Yes, if you're rich enough you can set up front groups to speak for you, but at least we know (well, if we remember to look) who pays for the opinion pieces.

      Get this right: I don't think the goverment has any business knowing what particular books I bought, or which medicines. What I pay for is my business. THAT I pay someone for something, however, is not entirely our own business.

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    2. Re:You hate our freedom by siloko · · Score: 1

      Blimey - it must be cold down in that there bunker ;)

    3. Re:You hate our freedom by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Get this right: I don't think the goverment has any business knowing what particular books I bought, or which medicines. What I pay for is my business. THAT I pay someone for something, however, is not entirely our own business.

      How do you propose enforcing this in an absolute fashion - the government knows I bought a book, but not that I bought it in Karl Max bookstore on the street corner or on a particular day when it can be inferred what purchase was made?

    4. Re:You hate our freedom by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      You might want to buy books at a bookstore that sells something besides Karl Marx (can you even find a bookstore that only sell Marx? Well, they would get a tiny reason to diversify!) Bookstores don't have different prices for every book down to two decimal places either.

      But sure, the full records don't need to be public. You could round it off, and use the week or month of purchase, rather than the day or hour/minute. Work out the details with your government of choice through the usual channels - you can hold them accountable, right?

      Point is, financial anonymity isn't an unconditional right. Just like financial transparency for corporations can be reasonable thing, it can sometimes be fair to demand of people as well.

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  42. 20 years old Finnish guy here, never used a check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here bank transfers don't have any additional charges. Knowing a name isn't enough but bank account number is. It is in no way private piece of information here, though so you can give it away freely with no problems. I have multiple times handed out or received bank account numbers in bar from people whose names I don't know as we have had some common friend and I've owed them something for a ride or such. Unlike the sibling poster from Netherlands, I wouldn't need to know name of a city or such.

    The rent scenario you described would go like this: Ask your landlord's bank account number, log into your online bank account (for free), set a monthly transfer of sum X to be transferred to his account on n:th day of every month (for no additional charge), log out and never worry about it again except if your bank account is empty when the transfer should occur. Perhaps you should create a bank account here in Finland and use that to pay rent? ;)

    I can't say that I envy checks... I am 20 so my life experience is limited (never had to *buy* a house, for example) but I've never had the need to use checks or heard anyone saying "It would be handy to have checks right now"... We do make occasional jokes about writing checks, though.

    Some other commenter asked what to do if you wreck someone's car, bike or such and want to pay on the spot. Here in Finland the correct procedure is for the injured party to ask for a written document (anything will do. Just a note saying "I pretty much totaled [name]'s car on [date]" and signature). This document is usually not used for anything, it is just in case that the other party later denies having done anything. If he is unwilling to give any proof (I guess calling a third party to act as a witness works too) you can call for police. Then you take up his name (everyone has ID with them here anyways, if not, you can call the police if you see it necessary) and leave. He transfers money when he gets home.

  43. Re:the US system is ridiculous if you've lived abr by IBBoard · · Score: 1

    For all the people in the US who worry about account security, isn't it funny, they don't seem to have problems with this system where you give your account number to someone else.

    Well, Jeremy Clarkson may disagree with you. He was stung after putting his account details in a national paper. Granted, it was only possible with a charity (apparently), but still, people can take as well as deposit money using your account details :)

  44. Re:The banks are problem here, not forgery/identit by Sobrique · · Score: 1

    What's more likely to be the source of accidental error? The one that involves two computers transferring data to each other, or the one that involves writing out a piece of paper, handing it over to someone else to be validated, moved around the country a few times - before performing pretty much exactly the same electronic transfer.
    If you don't trust your bank not to screw you... WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY?

  45. Re:the US system is ridiculous if you've lived abr by IrquiM · · Score: 1

    I lived in the UK for 2 years, and let me tell you, despite a lot of things that are annoying over there, being able to transfer money easily is one thing they do well.

    UK banks are by far the worst ones in Western Europe! And I work with banks every day, so I should know.

    Personal story:
    Couple of years ago I wanted to pay something to a UK bank, and got the answer "No, we don't accept foreign transfers!". WTF?

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  46. How far they will succeed, still can't explain ? by chrstaylor7 · · Score: 1

    the board of UK payment council is leading to a good alternative but could not know how far is it going to succeed till 2018 or does the overall motive should be fulfilled? a little unknown...

  47. Wireless Credit Card Processing by Xerfas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here in Sweden there are lots of companies who buy products like these http://www.merchantexpress.com/wireless_credit_card_processing.htm which is a wireless credit card machine. As long as you use it in an area where cell phones work, most of these will also work.
    It's perfect when you are on an outdoor market, a convention etc. Even our ice cream trucks in Sweden use wireless credit card machines.
    Last time I saw a cheque used was more then 15 years ago, mainly because we have used credit/debit cards for so long that we no longer need or want cheques. For instance, cashing in a cheque from USA in a bank here can cost about $70-90 USD no matter what the amount is. So we rather do electronic payments, cash or debit/credit cards.

    1. Re:Wireless Credit Card Processing by polar+red · · Score: 1

      same here in belgium. Being 30+, I have never used cheques, only bank-cheques (for buying a house).

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    2. Re:Wireless Credit Card Processing by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      What about paying other individuals?

    3. Re:Wireless Credit Card Processing by Xerfas · · Score: 1

      We mostly use cash and if it's someone we know, we use electronic transactions if a computer is nearby.
      I have also transfered money using my phonebank number. Just dial a number, press the buttons for your birthid (10 digits) and a code which the bank has provided by snail mail.

    4. Re:Wireless Credit Card Processing by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Either cash, or transfer the money to their account, or give them permission to transfer the money to their account. There is no formal permission needed for the latter. As the permission is only checked when the transfer is disputed, you'd even only need to give them a possibility to proof your agreement to the transfer. (Anything above pencil&napkin should do. Audio recordings definitly work)

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    5. Re:Wireless Credit Card Processing by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Well, I can only hope that this comes to the US, although for reasons I detailed elsewhere it's a stretch (we have a federal government, not a national one, and banks are mostly regulated at the state level). Wire transfers here cost $20-30 on both ends, while checks are processed free of charge.

  48. Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by 200_success · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having lived in Switzerland for a while and experienced the cheque-free banking system there, I can say that cheques suck on so many levels. Handing or mailing someone an IOU in the form of a cheque is stupid when you consider the alternative.

    In Switzerland, and I believe in most of Europe, payments are pushed rather than pulled. The receiving party sends the paying party a standard slip with the receiver's account information and amount being billed (or the payer could fill out a blank slip manually). The payer feeds the slip to his own bank's ATM and authorizes the payment. Or, he keys in the information to his bank's e-banking website. Alternatively, they payer can take the slip to any post office and pay with cash. The transaction clears the same day.

    Compare that with a cheque-based system:

    • The receiver's bank has to demand money from the payer's bank, and typically imposes a hold period on that money.
    • The payer doesn't know when the receiver will deposit the cheque; the possible delay makes reconciling accounts a bit messy.
    • The receiver doesn't know whether the cheque will bounce -- he's just getting an IOU.
    • The payer can easily overdraw his account, through carelessness or maliciousness, and be penalized by both his bank and the receiver.
    • The receiver can claim that the payment wasn't received on time, due to mail delays, hold periods, etc.
    • The payer can claim that the "cheque is in the mail", when of course it hasn't been sent yet.
    • The payer has to worry about whether the receiver has tampered with the cheque (e.g. altering the amount).
    • The bank has to authenticate the cheque by verifying the signature, which probably doesn't happen properly in most cases.
    • Because the authentication system is basically based on trust, the payer is exposed to massive cheque fraud! Sending a cheque means giving out your account information, which is just as bad as giving out your credit card number. A receiver-pull system is inherently less secure than sender-push. If everyone agrees to do sender-push only, there is no risk involved in revealing your account information.

    There are only two advantages of cheques that I can think of:

    • Giving someone a casual gift. You can easily write a cheque as a birthday or wedding gift, knowing just the recipient's name. In those situations, it could be socially awkward to ask for the recipient's account information.
    • Paying someone who doesn't have a bank account. I understand that many poor people (illegal immigrants?) in the U.S. don't have bank accounts. They end up taking their paychecks to some check-cashing place that charges a hefty fee. This is a rather weak "advantage", since checks are a sub-optimal solution anyway -- possible sane solutions would be to stop hiring illegal immigrants, or let them have bank accounts, or pay them in cash.

    In summary, a cheque-based banking system is so completely backwards and broken, it's amazing that such a system could exist in the modern world.

  49. Re:the US system is ridiculous if you've lived abr by GauteL · · Score: 1

    "Well, Jeremy Clarkson may disagree with you [bbc.co.uk]. He was stung after putting his account details in a national paper."

    This is clearly an implementation issue that can be sorted out.

    You should never be able to set up a direct debit without proving who you are. The best way to do this is if you have to set it up yourself, either in person or on your Internet bank.

    The Brits came late to this game and failed to understand and copy the systems that have worked well in other countries. One of the worst is allowing companies to set up a direct debit with your bank as long as you have signed some piece of paper with them. This is not how it is done in Norway at least.

  50. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by pdunning · · Score: 0

    If the government is driving the removal of cheques, then the government is creating the replacement. The thing is that the UK government has proved time and time again that it is technologically incompetent (eg the various databases and top secret documents that are lost or left on trains) so this won't be properly implemented.

  51. Only if alternatives are developed by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

    A lot of commenters seem to be missing a key point in the summary. Cheques will only be phased out if "adequate alternatives are developed". It's pointless to talk about current payment options when, presumably, something better will be developed in the next decade. I think a payment by text system would be good. The payer texts his bank to authorise a transfer to the payee's account, then the payee immediately receives a text from his bank indicating a transfer has started.

  52. Re:How far they will succeed, still can't explain by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

    Chip and Pin was implemented in less than ten years. And that required far more new equipment than the payment method likely will.

  53. Translation by dugeen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Only if alternatives are developed' = APACS will come up with some inadequate, fraud-prone solution involving debit cards. They'll claim it's an alternative and use that as an excuse for abolishing cheques. There'll be about 5-10 years of widespread abuse and then the FSA will tighten up the rules. It was the same with Chip & Fraud cards, it'll be the same with contactless debit cards.

  54. They're called "Cheques" not "Checks" by wirah · · Score: 0

    If you're writing an article about the UK, it helps to use the correct spelling. I looked at "phase out checks" and thought, what?! Checks for what?!

  55. I'm 40 years old, never used checks by freek254 · · Score: 1

    I'm 40 years old, and I've never used a check. In Sweden, where I live, checks are OBSOLETE. Since long time back. I think some people in the banking industry in the UK (and the US) needs to start learning about computers and information technology. It's about time.

    1. Re:I'm 40 years old, never used checks by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Oh they know about it. But until recently, the computers also took weekends and bank holidays off. I paid my credit card bill using online banking, and it took 5 days for the payment to transfer meaning the payment was late. When I called to complain, "oh, Saturday and Sunday are non processing days, so is the Bank Holiday Monday, and it requires another couple of working days". No explanation of why a completely electronic transfer couldn't move on a weekend or within the same working day. I didn't get an answer when I asked "Do the computers get the weekends off, too?"

      Now, at long last, electronic payments in most cases are actually instant here, but they unveiled this a year ago as if it were a huge advance, when in reality we should have had it 15 years ago. I suspect what they were doing for "electronic transfers" until a year ago was someone was reading a report off one screen, and typing it into another rather than the systems actually being linked.

  56. What we need to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is ban checks for amounts less than $1,000. Fucking grannies holding up supermarket lines for 15 minutes to write on a piece of fucking paper, seemingly forgetting how to do it even though they've probably written thousands in their lifetime.....fuck. With regards to buying cars, it should be cash or check. A year ago I accepted $3,000 for selling a car. I had a sign on the window stating "$3,500. $3,000 cash". They happily paid cash.

  57. Read the frikken parent post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the frikken parent post! I want to sell my car. It is my only car so I don't want to start up a small business for selling the one car.

    This car will sell for several hundred to a couple of thousand pounds.

    You can't easily withdraw more than £250 a day and you'd not want to walk around with a couple of grand in your pocket in any case.

    So cash isn't going to be offered.

    I'm not a small business nor do I wish to be one.

    So what can I use when a cheque is no longer available?

    1. Re:Read the frikken parent post! by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Then transfer it by your bank account. I can pay a bill of any size online for free. You can probably do it by going in the bank as well.

  58. The US will likely resist by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    I can see people in the US holding out longer but that's because being the capitalist free-market beacon that it is, the banks don't do anything to help consumers they just fuck their customers up the ass all day. This is despite the fact credit unions offer much better deals.

    Last time I was over there you still had to pay a fee to use a ATM machine not owned by your bank. In fact just about everything you do has a fee attached. Having less than a certain amount of money in a chequeing account can result in a fee. If I have less than $200 in my account maybe I'm a bit strapped for cash. Charging me a fucking fee won't improve that.

    I think the UK is actually more of a free market than the US. Things are more likely to go in the consumer's favour to help win them over.

  59. Cheques by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in the UK so it's cheques. Right?

  60. Where is the "Sudenoutbreakofcommonsense" tag?! by fluch · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where is the "Sudenoutbreakofcommonsense" tag when one needs one?! When I moved to the UK about two years ago I was quite shocked that cheques did exists here and have been used so much. We are in the 21st century and one still writes paper slips which takes an insane long time to be processed and cleared!? In all the countries I lived before payment by bank transfer was the most convenient thing to do. Even transfering between states in Europa (those who are modern enough to use the same currency) is free and works nowadays like a charm! So why is UK still so much behind the state of the art?

    1. Re:Where is the "Sudenoutbreakofcommonsense" tag?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, when someone states the obvious it gets moderated down. Difficult to cope with criticism?

  61. But the same applies to cheques by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Where you do pay is if you exceed your overdraft limit by even one penny (something which is very easy to do when the bank automatically gives everyone a debit card, encourages them to use it and most businesses accept them without further charge).

    ...and they'll also charge an arm and a leg for bouncing a cheque and/or honouring a cheque which puts you overdrawn.

    Both bank transfers and cheques are typically free on UK personal accounts (business accounts are another matter). Both cost money if they lead to an unauthorized overdraft.

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  62. Screw the poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What really annoys me is that supermarkets and petrol stations already won't accept them. When I was hard up, I knew that I could still survive for 4 days before pay day, because I could pay with a cheque and it would clear once my pay was in the bank/consulting money cleared, etc.

  63. How about using the mobile phones? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Since most of us curry a mobile phone, it would be nice if we could pay using our phone.
    Here is a possible solution when buying a product:

    1) the clerk scans the product (or products) and a total price is formed.
    2) the client activates the "pay" command on his/her phone.
    3) the total price of goods is transmitted via infrared to the phone. All the client has to do is hold up the phone to the infrared emitter of the cashier device.
    4) the client sees on his/her phone the price.
    5) the client accepts the payment.
    6) the phone sends an SMS (possibly encrypted) to the bank; each phone is linked with a bank account. The transmitted information contains the bank account of the shop.
    7) the bank transfers the amount of money to the bank of the shop.
    8) the client receives an SMS that the payment was successful.

    This is not only the fastest way to pay, but it can also eliminate fraud (like tax evasion) in the large scale.

    1. Re:How about using the mobile phones? by DangerousDriver · · Score: 1

      curry a mobile phone

      Maybe you mean "phone a curry"?

      http://www.cam.net.uk/~aaa002/phone-a-curry.htm

    2. Re:How about using the mobile phones? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      My phone has no IR receiver. I think.

      Most phones couldn't encrypt SMS (without significant firmware upgrades). Without encryption (and digital signing) you'd be wide open to fraud.

      Many consumers don't want their bank account linked to their phone; you'd struggle for acceptance of this scheme.

      Mobile phones are not reliable. They break, get lost, get stolen, get loaned out and have limited battery life.

      So aside from the reasons your scheme wont work, would you recommend Tandoori or Balti for the curried phone?

  64. UK vs USA vs AUS by SirKveldulv · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Good! Checks are a pain in the ass, and (imo) an unnecessary hassle for me every time I have to cash one.

    Other than the cashflow benefits of not paying things immediately, I honestly can't see what benefit they have over other payment methods.

    Time it takes me to get $$$ from a US check: 3-6 weeks.

    Time it takes a wire transfer from anywhere else; 1-8 days max.

    1. Re:UK vs USA vs AUS by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      Other than the cashflow benefits of not paying things immediately, I honestly can't see what benefit they have over other payment methods.

      If you send cash through the post and it gets lost/stolen, you've lost money.
      If you send a check through the post and it gets lost/stolen, you haven't lost anything except your time. You are protected against fraudulent cashing of the check, and you can always issue another check.

      Time to crank up those brain cells.

  65. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

    hahahahhahah....

    hahahahhahahahhahah....

    hahahahhhahahahahahah....

    0.6% on all transactions? good luck getting 0.01% on FX transactions, seriously, that would NEVER go down... people would just trade in other jusisdictions. A 0.60% tax on all trades would destroy the united states...

    a marginally more sensible 0.005% tax on all worldwide financial transactions is being proposed, if this goes ahead it will raise a lot of cash, but this would have to be an international decision, not something for the US alone to decide - if they do, forget about the US surviving in the top 5 of world markets.

  66. Just as long as they don't phase out Cheques by ed · · Score: 1

    I think this is a daft idea, there are still lots of times where electronic banking doesn't cut it, such as payments between individuals.

    1. Re:Just as long as they don't phase out Cheques by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuts! Western Europe here again: If I want to transfer money to an individual he/she gives me his/her bank account number and address. I go to the e-banking site of my bank. enter the transaction using the bank account number/address of the individual involved and agreed upon transaction data (there is a comments field available for that). I authenticate the transaction and the next morning at the latest the individual I'm making the payment to has the money.
       

  67. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by Dionysus · · Score: 1

    Giving someone a casual gift. You can easily write a cheque as a birthday or wedding gift, knowing just the recipient's name. In those situations, it could be socially awkward to ask for the recipient's account information.

    Get a gift card.

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  68. Sword-knot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheque is nice. In the last noble decades, the end of 19th century, military officers ruined by gambling often forged cheques to cover their debts. When found out, they had to shoot themselves in the head. Nowadays we see most evil crooks, like the Maddoff jew, who steal dozens of billions electronically to amass illegal wealth and even if caught, they laugh all the way to the cooler, knowing fully well that in a mere few years they will be pardoned out of triple life term and fly straight to their Haifa luxury mansions.

  69. Re:The banks are problem here, not forgery/identit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another inhabitant of Continental Europe here.

    If I wish I can save my transaction(s) to my local PC as a pdf (or make a snapshot of my screen when entering a transaction) when I use the e-banking system of my bank (and yes, I do make (encrypted) backups offsite). Cheques can be forged much more easily than the PKI encryption mechanisms used with electronic banking.
    If I would have to put my trust somewhere it wouldn't be in cheques.

  70. Attention Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up! We get it, you fools still use cheques. the rest of the world is moving on but you're unable to see a world without this archaic method of moving money around.

    it's ok, you guys pay to receive phone calls, most of your phone network is 2G CDMA, and you still use imperial measurements. the pattern I'm seeing is that you insist on being different, even when the way everyone else does something makes sense, and the way you choose is ridiculously stupid.

  71. Re:umy757 by u38cg · · Score: 1

    Wow. Sir, in my seven years on Slashdot, you are the first spammer I have *ever* seen. I remove my hat to you. Good day.

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  72. Banks do background checks by tepples · · Score: 1

    [a check payment processor] automatically does a background check

    When's this feature coming to credit cards?

    Banks, which administer credit cards, already do periodic background checks with the credit bureau even if only so that they can get in on "universal default".

  73. Personal?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to have a personal czech, but I dumped her!

  74. Plenty of replacements here in Australia by jonwil · · Score: 1

    I have never written a cheque in my life and the last time I received a cheque was as a present from the grandparents. Even the government was able to transfer my income tax refund directly into my bank account.

  75. Compare the US to the EU by tepples · · Score: 1

    One root cause of this is that the banking system in the US grew from state-chartered banks, not federally-chartered banks. 50 states, all with different rules and regulations.

    The 27 states in the EU are even more independent than US states, but based solely on comments I've seen posted to this story, it appears that banks in parts of the mainland EU have worked out paperless EFT without exorbitant bank fees better than banks in the US have.

    1. Re:Compare the US to the EU by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      To be honest, they worked out paperless EFT rather quickly, but feasted on exorbitant fees for them for quite a while.

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    2. Re:Compare the US to the EU by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      Which is the problem for retailers. Most retail outlets do accept electronic methods of payment. Most banks offer check cards which double as a debit card that can be used with a PIN or a card that can be used without a PIN like a credit card. Unfortunately, this costs a ton of money to retailers and hurts small retailers especially. Small retailers must have a contract with a credit card processing agency. This agency accepts all the transactions of the retailer and sends them to the right card issuing organization. The fees for processing these transactions are exceptionally high, and in many cases of small purchases, can easily eat away any profit. Debit cards require a fee, credit and credit-like cards (check cards) require a fee and a percentage of the sale.

      A mandate like this in the US would do even more to significantly hurt small businesses.

    3. Re:Compare the US to the EU by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      It could be that that's to do with Eurozone rules though. I know that when it comes to ATM and credit/debit card transactions, you can't legally charge someone an extra fee because they're using a card from elsewhere in the Eurozone (unless the same fee is applied to local cards).

      It doesn't apply to EU member states that aren't Eurozone members though.

    4. Re:Compare the US to the EU by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      My post referred to the fees for international money transfers only. And since a few years market regulations forced the banks to stop that scam and have put a limit on those fees (at around 5% of the original fees)

      debit cards are cheap for customers and retailers. "Electronic cash" has 0.3% with a 8ct minumum fee (retailer) and comes free with your checking account. (if you're with a bank thats honest about banking and account fees.)

      That should be well in the same league with the cost of handling cash.

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    5. Re:Compare the US to the EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    6. Re:Compare the US to the EU by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      [citation provided]

      As is already the case with credit transfers, ATM cash withdrawals and card payments, the cost of a cross-border direct debit in euro will become the same as the cost of a national direct debit.

  76. Cow Cheque by DrYak · · Score: 3, Informative

    One was once written on the side of a cow and left at the bank.

    Just a linky for the other like me who didn't know about this (fictional) story.

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  77. Mail order by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you consider that almost everybody trusted by a UK bank with a cheque book is also issued with a cheque guarantee card - which in almost all cases is some kind of debit card

    If you mail-order something from a paper catalog or a TV ad, how does the merchant see your cheque guarantee card?

    1. Re:Mail order by ommerson · · Score: 1

      The cheque guarantee card was always a very flawed solution to the problem of cheques bouncing. I think in theory to be valid, the retailer had to have had sight of the card and note its number down. In any case, the guarantee was only for transactions under a certain amount - usually £50 for most people.

      Surely if you pay for mail order by cheque, the supplier waits for the cheque to clear?

    2. Re:Mail order by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      they dont, they don't see your card either if you use that over the phone or online. This adds risk to remote transactions. OTOH they have to give you an address for delivery which may make it easier to track them down and set the debt collectors on them.

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    3. Re:Mail order by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      In Europe, the cheque guarantee card was out out of service end of 2001 anyway.

      When I order something from a ad, catalog or online, I simply tick a box next to the order and give permission to have it debited to my account. For me, it works exactly like a credit card. Place your order, give your (Card|Account)number along with it, sign, and you're done.

      Differences are behind the scenes like who checks the debitors permission to withdraw the money.

      And here's the punchline: This system works well, even as the permission for a direct debit is never checked by the bank! Only if a transfer is disputed the permission is checked.

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    4. Re:Mail order by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Or more likely they cash the cheque and THEN dispatch the goods. Cheque guarantee cards are for when you are AT the merchant, and want to take your goods away with you.

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    5. Re:Mail order by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      The cheque guarantee card would never have worked for ads, catalogues or online anyway, as the rules for a cheque guarantee card says that the MERCHANT must write down the details of the card on the back of the cheque, not the customer.

      Cheque guarantee cards are only good for point of sale purchases.

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  78. Spelling convention by tepples · · Score: 1

    {pendantry}

    {pedantry}

    Thank you for being the first person to spell cheque properly. {/pendantry} Some people follow the convention of using the spelling of whatever anglophone country is being talked about. Wikipedia appears to follow a variant of this. Under this convention, the UK has cheques and the US has checks.

    1. Re:Spelling convention by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      priceless.

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  79. Crushing dictatorships aren't needed if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If whoever is in power (and it isn't necessarily the politicians) can monitor what you do, have control of your means of communications and can, on a whim, prevent you from travelling, then they don't need to put you in a concentration camp. You are already effectively under house arrest.

    You know this. Somewhere in the back of your mind you realise that you are being monitored and that your movements are tracked, your behaviour has changed (well maybe you were compliant already). Good. No need for big brother to intervene there either.

    A crushing dictatorship doesn't need jackboots and marching troops, nor does it need to use physical violence in order for it to exist. With the right technology there will be no need for all that. You are the perfect product of this technology. Compliant and blind.

    1. Re:Crushing dictatorships aren't needed if... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If whoever is in power (and it isn't necessarily the politicians) can monitor what you do, have control of your means of communications and can, on a whim, prevent you from travelling, then they don't need to put you in a concentration camp. You are already effectively under house arrest.

      You know this. Somewhere in the back of your mind you realise that you are being monitored and that your movements are tracked, your behaviour has changed (well maybe you were compliant already). Good. No need for big brother to intervene there either.

      A crushing dictatorship doesn't need jackboots and marching troops, nor does it need to use physical violence in order for it to exist. With the right technology there will be no need for all that. You are the perfect product of this technology. Compliant and blind.

      And the connection between this comment and the actual story is what?

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  80. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by jrumney · · Score: 1

    The UK has all that too. I haven't written a cheque for years, last time I needed to I couldn't find my chequebook and managed to convince the recipient that internet banking would be quicker and less hassle. I don't know why it needs to take so long to phase them out.

  81. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    So in a totally che(ck)que-free system, a bill could arrive electronically with demand for full payment within the hour, as that is eons of time to automated systems. Brave new world, indeed.

  82. Bow before the altar of Visa? by Aereus · · Score: 1

    I'm not entirely certain about what fees may be associated with using a debit payment, but I hope this doesn't mean we're facing a future of de-facto lining the corporate pockets of major credit companies like Mastercard and Visa. Even debit cards generally have the Mastercard/Visa logo on them ... does this mean they still see a fee even when using it as a debit transaction?

  83. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by LordKronos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a particular store? What if I don't know where they'll want to spend it?
    A preloaded credit card that they can spend anywhere? Yeah, sorry but they generally charge a fee to purchase one. There's also the fact that they CAN'T be spent anywhere...still plenty of places that don't take credit/debit. And what if they choose to save the money for a downpayment on a house or something? A gift card isn't much use there either.

  84. Cheques have real value by joneil · · Score: 1

    For business purposes I use cheques all the time. I don't know if any of you have ever had a tax audit, but when dealing with governments, papers ALWAYS wins over any "e-statment" or any other electronic form of information keeping, or at least, that has been my direct, first hand experience. Last time the government looked me over for anything, they never took a penny form me for two reasons : 1) I knew the law like the back of my hand; 2) I had PAPER to back up every single statement I made, including canceled cheques.

          You see, at least what I was told, when you have a cheque in your hand, you have physical evidence, fingerprints, personal handwriting, etc. Heck, maybe even some left over DNA somewhere. You cannot fake that, but some people can very easily fake electronic financial statements.

            I also find that at least once a year, somebody, somewhere, individual, business or even a government agency claims I didn't pay a bill, and then I go pull out my canceled cheque, wave it in front of them, and watch the dumbfounded look on their faces. Now here's the thing that scares me. If I find an error at least once a year, how many errors are there out there every year, how may people are NOT looking closely at their accounts and keeping close track of them? In find electronic statements are often wrought with error, and most people trust a computer before they trust themselves.

          Another thing about cheques is that you - believe it or not - have very few bad payments or even fraud or ripoffs. Seriously. My business take no credit card or debit card, and my bad debts/losses are almost non existent. I am not saying you can do this with every business, not by any means, but it is easier for people to commit fraud with electronic means and credit cards than with cheques.

          Something else many of you seem unaware of, but credit cards and debit cards are very expensive for any business or merchant to use. Easily 5% of any purchase you make at most small and medium sized businesses with a credit card goes not to the store or business, but to the credit card company. Don't ever shurg it off and say "oh, that's the cost of doing business", because IMO, that phrase is one of the most foolish things you can ever say. People who says things like that are the ones who in the past created the Enrons of this world, or who created some of the major financial messes we are in today. so if you think the ease and use of a credit card is worth an unofficial 5% "bank tax" on every purchase you make, go ahead, knock yourself out.

          One last thing - book keeping and accounting of any kind is a major PITA, no two ways about it, but grow up and get a life before you start tossing 'attitude" at people like me who use cheques. If I can financaily keep my head above water by using cheques, and that helps me keep my finances on an even keel, what's wrong with with that? For what it is worth, I have zero personal debt. I may not own much, but everything I own is paid for 100%. So maybe some of us cheque writers aren't that stupid after all.

          All I am saying is, if some of use stone age idiots like myself want to use cheques, and you don't, fine. I'm not saying all of you should, and I don't think I have the right to tell any of you what to do, but I am asking for the same right & respect back.

  85. They also handle cash better by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    In the UK for pounds and in Europe for euros, the different bills are different sizes, and they use different physically sized currency, they use one and two "dollar" coins extensively, and they don't charge fees for most ATM withdrawals. The result is that cash transactions can be less painful, and the checks don't save you money over using an ATM card or withdrawing a bit of cash when you need it.

    The flaw is that people get used to using plastic to buy everything, and can become very casual about credit card use, and _that_ has tremendous dangers.

  86. Re:the US system is ridiculous if you've lived abr by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Given that the UK banking system is a lot less bad than the US system (I interact with both), that should give you some idea of how bad they have it on the other side of the pond...

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  87. Brilliant! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    1. Require anyone who doesn't want to deal in straight cash only to get a merchant account.
    2. ????
    3. Profit!

    Apparently 2. is "See #1"

  88. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    Bah, digital cash systems are a waste of breath. All these protocols rely on a third party facilitator, and the best that facilitator can hope to get is deniability. But that wouldn't help them. If some bank started dealing in blind-signature money orders, the government would call them up and ask "What the hell do you think you are doing?".

    And justly so. If these protocols worked as advertised, every form of economic crime would become immensely more profitable since the huge risks and expenses of old-fashioned money laundering would disappear. Corruption at all levels would explode, since it would be 100% impossible to prove anything. Any criminal enterprise, no matter how evil, could raise funding as easily a tech startup.

    But it won't happen. There can be no cryptographic solution to the need for a facilitator: Assume I'm exchanging cash for a service, but both me and my counterparty are 100% anonymous through some perfect protocol. If I pay first, what will prevent the counterparty from taking the money and running? If I get the service first, why on earth should I bother paying? (If I buy information instead, I can effectively arrange for the transaction to be simultaneous, but I have no guarantee that what I get is the secret documents I want, as opposed to Aunt Tilly's brownies recipe.)

    There can be no transactions without trust, and no protocol can create trust between two completely anonymous parties. It's a pipe dream, get over it.

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  89. adequate alternatives? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    "the target of Oct. 2018 would only be realized if adequate alternatives are developed."

    So they want to faze out checks but they do not have any adequate alternatives? and they even have a date they want they fazed out by?
    Seems like they are really getting ahead of themselves here.

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  90. Not For Long by gzunk · · Score: 1

    It won't be free for long.

    If the banks are forced to re-organize their charging regimes (i.e. not charging people with unauthorised overdrafts through the nose) then be prepared for the rest of us to make up the shortfall, i.e. no free inter bank transfers, a monthly charge for having an account etc etc etc.

    Not all banks subscribe to Faster Payments, and not all accounts are enabled. My business account with the Abbey certainly isn't.

    The banks don't hold the large companies details, they licence a product called Biller Wizard from Eiger systems that does.

    All of these things cost money, which the banks will be unwilling to swallow if they don't have to, so therefore charging for them is going to happen, sooner or later.

  91. no more mail-in rebates please by elcheesmo · · Score: 1

    I know they'll devise an alternative way of doing this, but I at least like to dream that this might kill off mail-in rebates.

    No longer will I have to wait 3-6 months for a $5 check that never comes.

    1. Re:no more mail-in rebates please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have a solution to this. It has become more popular lately for rebate companies to send prepaid visa gift cards instead of checks (I think they get an extra discount from visa when they do this).

  92. NOT NOW.....!!!!! by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Checks:
    Pros -
    1) Variable payment.
    2) Can be made on the spot.
    3) More convenient (can only be deposited by who it is made out to, and is not valid without a signature).
    4) Safer (Not carrying around a massive billfold, especially for large amounts).
    5) Can be post-dated.
    Cons-
    1) Can be stolen.
    2) Signature can be forged.
    3) Very slow clearance time (Because retailers like to sit on them and wait for them to hatch!).

    E-Banking:
    Pros-
    1) Fast(er).
    2) Paperless
    3) Less to worry about getting stolen.
    Cons-
    1) Need some form of access to Internet.
    2) Electronic passwords can be stolen.
    3) Account information easier to steal.
    4) Transaction dates do not necessarily reflect actual dates (The idea of a 'Valid Transfer Date' is absolutely USELESS!).
    5) E-Banking using your CrackBerry/iPhone/PDA may require the purchase of data plans, and additional data/usage charges.
    6) Technical issues can make simple purchases impossible.

    Before a move is made to switch away from checks, there needs to be a level of compatibility and functioning that is several orders of magnitude higher than the level that we are at now:

    1) Single Standard - Every bank and vendor uses the SAME standard, so there are no technical issues. Software vendors and credit card companies all like to think that *THEIR* product is the best, and try to 'lock-in' as many businesses as possible, leading to problems. An example of this is where certain retailers only accept certain credit cards.

    Some businesses only accept certain cards for certain things. My University, CSU Monterey Bay, accepts different cards for different things: Parking tickets, making payments in person, making payments on-line (PLUS a $2.00 'convenience' fee). If online payments are going to be used, then the convenience fee needs to be outlawed, since people will be trapped, and the charge can be imposed at will by either the retailer or credit card issuer, or both.

    There needs to be some regulation where retailers/vendors must accept ALL cards, and not pick and choose which ones they want to carry.

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  93. Cheques are good for asychronous money transfer by Valacosa · · Score: 1

    Most of the comments I've read are in the context of using cheques to pay for retail purchases. Yeah, that's bad.

    I don't use cheques to pay for anything, except one item: my rent. Cheques actually solve that problem pretty well.

    See, my landlord (essentially just a guy I live with) doesn't have the infrastructure set up for electronic money transfer, nor should he. So I can't pay by debit, and it would strain my withdrawal limit to hand him $425 cash every month. What to do then?

    I can just leave a cheque on the fridge, and he can cash it whenever. Debit and credit are suited to retail (cashier and customer are together, money needs to be transferred now) but cheques are well suited to money transfers where both parties aren't at the same place at the same time.

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  94. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by Blue+Stone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >We have cryptographically secure algorithms for anonymous digital cash. [...] We really should be working to switch to such a system.

    Never going to happen.

    The government - any technologically advanced 'Western' government, but specifically the British - will never accept anonymous over monitored; tracked; recorded or vetted *anything* where there is the option of doing one or the other or both.

    Information is power - and they like their power over the serfs too much.

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  95. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by squizzar · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of papers out there on anonymous digital cash systems with 'revocable' anonymity. To me this seems to be the ideal solution to the problem. Law abiding Joe Citizen can make payments to Jane Citizen without revealing any personal information to each other or the government (not unlike cash now). However it is possible for a digital 'coin' to be tagged such that the anonymity is revoked.

    My understanding is that this is detectable only to the authority that placed the tag, so for example Undercover Officer buys a load of Drugs and Guns and Bombs from A.Terrorist with a tagged coin. The authority can detect it as it is deposited in A.Terrorists account. Then you could conceivably tag every transaction made by A.Terrorist until you've uncovered an entire supply chain for his Drugs and Guns and Bombs, something you can't do as easily with cash at the moment. I might be wrong, but this sounds like an ideal system - protecting the innocent, persecuting the guilty etc.

  96. Sounds odd tbh by fireylord · · Score: 1

    the idea is that the transaction total is on the terminal when you enter your pin, and the pin does not leave the terminal. There should be no way for the store to replay the transaction with the same or different value. Obviously that's the theory. . .

  97. you wouldn't buy a house with cash by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    You'd use a certified "check" that you don't ever see from a lending company, or you get a special one from your bank. They are not talking about removing certified checks, just personal checks.

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  98. Re:In ong run should just switch to digital cash by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    That's it right there. The banking systems are all ultimately controlled by the governments of this world and they have no interest in enabling large anonymous transactions. This is why large denomination bills, at least in countries where rampant inflation hasn't made them worthless, haven't been printed in nearly half a century in most places around the world.

  99. Best of both worlds? by orangedan · · Score: 1

    Can we not get nice European bank transfers as well as keep cheques? I use cheques and online banking about the same amount, and find both useful.

  100. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    There are many differences between Switzerland and the United States that make this problem more complex than you suggest. For example, illegal immigration is practically unheard of in Switzerland whereas in the United States it is quite common. This might have something to do with the fact that Switzerland is practically surrounded by mountains in the middle of continental Europe while the United States shares one of the largest land borders in the world with what is effectively a second-world country. There are many other reasons too. The American consumer uses checks for certain transactions because, for a variety of reasons that are not under his control, a check sometimes makes the most sense. Is it inefficient? Probably. Is that the fault of the US consumer? In many cases, no.

  101. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many illegal immigrants have bank accounts. Many poor citizens don't. I think it's because once you've left one heavily overdrawn account it's hard to get another.
    Those folks deal in cash, and more and more retail purchases nowadays use debit cards. I almost never carry cash anymore.
    But checks still fill an important niche, as has been explained.
    Not having to know someone else's bank account details is a huge convenience, not easily overcome.
    You can even make out a check to "CASH".

  102. Huge problem for the poor and non-profits (church) by markdj · · Score: 1

    The poor and many small non-profits do not have access to mechanisms where they can accept credit or debit cards. Most churches get their contributions by cash or check (cheque?). You can't put a credit card in the collection plate! Poor people who have no bank account also cannot accept cards or electronic funds transfer

  103. Electronic civilization by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    I have huge respect of what the UK has brought us. But how is it that surrounding countries do not even consider checks any longer but the UK does?
    Provide better alternatives and checks will vanish automatically. Shouldn't be too hard as the sole advantage of a check is that you have a bit of a credit for a limited time.
    Where I live you mostly pay with a direct debit card with amounts up to USD 5'000. Larger purchases you pay through bank transactions that arrive on the booking day. I never ever have more than USD 200 in cash on me.

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  104. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > the United States shares one of the largest land borders in the world with what is effectively a second-world country

    Minor "The More You Know" correction, here: "Second World" used to mean "USSR/China and their allies" and now means, basically, whatever nations currently still exist in their place. China being a corner case since it's shifted to some kind of command capitalism hybrid. "First World" merely meant "The Western/Capitalist/Democratic nations and their allies". "Third World" was everyone else; it doesn't necessarily have to mean that they're poor or dysfunctional, just that they aren't allied with either of the big two blocs.

    So Canada and the US are firmly first world by any definition, and Mexico is first world by the old political definition and third world by the modern colloquial mangling of the old definition. But Mexico is not, nor has even been, second world. Cuba is the only second world nation in the entire western hemisphere.

  105. Re:The banks are problem here, not forgery/identit by Cederic · · Score: 1

    You can be reasonably sure that bank wouldn't forge paper check

    You think they're going to forge electronic transfers?

    You think having cheques available means that they don't have the electronic transfer capabilities available too, exposing you to all of the same risks anyway, and indeed widening your exposure because right now you have the electronic risks and the paper risks, rather than just the electronic risks.

    Think it through...

    Incidentally, if I deposit a cheque in the overnight bin, I have no paper receipt.

    Regarding audit trail for electronic payments: If I get an email telling me someone's sent an electronic payment then either it arrives in my account or it doesn't. If it does, no problem. If not, still no problem: I tell them it didn't arrive.

    If they money's left their account and not reached mine, trust me, their bank is going to be every bit as keen as they are to find out where that money ended up.

    Banks in the UK are heavily regulated, and have a reputation of not losing customers' money.

    (That is, not losing the accurate record of how much money the customer has deposited with them. They have a reputation of losing all their money, and some they don't have, by investing it in dodgy mortgage books from America that go toxic, leading to serious liquidity issues, the need for excessive short term borrowing at ursurious rates and thus requiring Government handouts to stay in business. But that's another matter entirely.)

  106. cheques? by Keep+Six · · Score: 1

    What are these cheques of which you speak? I'm 44 and I've managed to survive so far without writing a single one.

  107. Checks does not exist here. by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

    I also live in a country where checks does not exist. At least I have never seen one. So the grandparent comment of "I guess it could be done, but it might take some creativity." is pretty much mindboggling.

    Account number + amount, transfer money. Zero or low fees, depending on bank. Trust me, this is the future.

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  108. Re:umy757 by ShaunC · · Score: 1

    The funny part is that links posted in Slashdot comments are given a REL=NOFOLLOW attribute, instructing search engines not to visit. So he's gaining absolutely nothing by spamming Slashdot (which is why you don't see it happening very often), but he's wasting the effort anyway. I'd say we win this battle.

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  109. Re:Good riddance! Welcoming a cheque-free world by Lunzo · · Score: 1

    Great post. Your two advantages of Cheques aren't really advantages of cheques. For both examples you could just use cash. Some other solutions to your causal gift in Australia are store gift cards or prepaid visa cards. You buy it and it comes loaded up with $X. You can usually specify the amount. Some shopping centres also let you purchase gift cards that can be used at any store in the centre. To make a purchase you just swipe it through like a normal EFT card.

  110. What about international payments to developing co by lsatenstein · · Score: 0

    Suppose I go to a poor country, and need to make a payment, but there is no electronic banking system. What then. Closer to home, I go to the Casino, win a few thousand, and want payment in a secure form. But I only have my debit or credit card. Will they do it for me? Add your supposes to the list. Leslie

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  111. Headline misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The UK" doesn't want to phase out cheques. Banks and large retailers do. The UK wasn't even asked. But at least you printed what a small group of large corporations wanted you to.

  112. Re:Wrongue by aqk · · Score: 0

    . Last time I czeched, spelt was a flour.