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The LHC, Black Holes, and the Law

KentuckyFC writes "Now that the physicists have had their say over the safety of the Large Hadron Collider, a law professor has produced a comprehensive legal study addressing the legal issue that might arise were a court to deal with a request to halt a multi-billion-dollar particle-physics experiment (abstract). The legal issues make for startling reading. The analysis discusses the problem with expert witnesses, which is that any particle physicists would be afraid for their livelihoods and anybody else afraid for their lives. How can such evidence be relied upon? It examines the well established legal argument that death is not a redressable injury under American tort law, which could imply that the value in any cost-benefit analysis of the future of the Earth after it had been destroyed is zero (there would be nobody to compensate). It asks whether state-of-the-art theoretical physics is really able to say that the LHC is safe given that a scientific theory that seems unassailable in one era may seem naive in the next. But most worrying of all, it points out that the safety analyses so far have all been done by CERN itself. The question left open by the author is what verdict a court might reach."

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  1. We'll save the justice system first.... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, this is relevant because in the event of an LHC-created black hole destroying the planet, we will of course launch into space a "lifeboat" containing a judge, defense and plaintiff lawyers, Rusty the Bailiff to keep everyone in line, and one token normal person to be the plaintiff. Justice will be served no matter what the damage to the planet is.

    1. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by cthulu_mt · · Score: 5, Funny

      So even if we blow up the planet we still won't have killed all the lawyers.

      Shakespeare called and he doesn't like your scenario.

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    2. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      Throw them in a room, lock the doors and let the god particle sort them out.

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    3. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by snowgirl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Of course, this is relevant because in the event of an LHC-created black hole destroying the planet, we will of course launch into space a "lifeboat" containing a judge, defense and plaintiff lawyers, Rusty the Bailiff to keep everyone in line, and one token normal person to be the plaintiff. Justice will be served no matter what the damage to the planet is.

      I seem to recall that some physics thought that before the Trinity Explosion, that perhaps an atom explosion would vaporise the entire atmosphere.

      One guy on the site is even ranting about the LHC actually being a "quark cannon", and says that (paraphrasing) "cosmic rays are single atoms" and in the same sentence (because it's a runon, like this one) that we've never observed a quark in cosmic rays. All credibility is lost with that, and that's the problem with even debating this issue... the average person has no real decent understanding of the actual risks involved, but if they know about it, they get all paranoid, and someone breaks out the SciFi.

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    4. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by neoform · · Score: 1

      How fast will this lifeboat be traveling? If this lifeboat is to be escaping a black hole.. it'd have to be moving pretty fast.

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    5. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny
    6. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Cryacin · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean the SyFy

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    7. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Either way, it will be traveling fast.

    8. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Surt · · Score: 3, Informative

      It only has to escape an earth mass black hole, so about 12km/s will do.

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    9. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      depends on the distance from the black hole and the size of the hole itself. Also it would have to be moving fast relative the the hole as all objects are moving fast relative to some other object.

    10. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Escaping a black hole is fairly easy because of the photon flux from the accretion disk. You get lots of radiation pressure pushing you away. If the power level drops just drop in a small amount of matter.

    11. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in the original context , that "kill all the lawyers" line is in praise of lawyers, for they are obstacles to a tyrant's plans.

      I think you should reread that page you linked.

    12. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, in the original context , that "kill all the lawyers" line is in praise of lawyers, for they are obstacles to a tyrant's plans.

      No it was a praise to tyrant's since they kill lawyers. .

    13. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      I volunteer to be the plaintiff on this "lifeboat". Or a member of the Jury. Or one of the lawyers. Or the judge. Or the bailiff. Or one of the pilots. Or a member of the cleaning crew.

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    14. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LHC was designed to shed light on why there is matter at all in this universe. But, matter is not all that matters, there is also justice. Is it right to endanger everybody, because somebody wants to risk destroying everything just to find out why there is anything? Opponents of LHC are trying everything, but nothing seems to work. Its seems there is nothing anybody can do, mostly because nobody really cares. And we will be left with nothing.

    15. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shakespeare called and he doesn't like your scenario.

      Shakespeare? I believe it was Ripley that said things about "from orbit" and "to be sure". Although she was talking about something a lot easier to eradicate than lawyers...

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    16. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      You're saying the guy talking about 'runon's has syphilis? That would explain why he's raving mad.

    17. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really should read the page you linked to all the way to the end. I think you will be surprised.

    18. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

      How fast will this lifeboat be traveling? If this lifeboat is to be escaping a black hole.. it'd have to be moving pretty fast.

      Is it an African lifeboat or a European lifeboat?

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    19. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How fast will this lifeboat be traveling? If this lifeboat is to be escaping a black hole.. it'd have to be moving pretty fast.

      No it wouldn't. The gravity of a black hole the mass of the earth at a given level, is exactly the same as the gravity of the earth. So the lifeboat would only need to be able to reach earth escape velocity.

    20. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by rve · · Score: 1

      Of course, this is relevant because in the event of an LHC-created black hole destroying the planet, we will of course launch into space a "lifeboat" containing a judge, defense and plaintiff lawyers, Rusty the Bailiff to keep everyone in line, and one token normal person to be the plaintiff. Justice will be served no matter what the damage to the planet is.

      Don't forget the scientist. There's no case if the suspect is dead.

    21. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      In the meantime, no scientific and credible study have proven that there doesn't exist a critical mass of lawyer density in a given human population that irreversibly fuck it up. There are even quite a few proponent of this theory. Before getting into legalities, I suggest we do experiments to determine that. Preferably by compressing a huge number of lawyers until they reach critical mass.

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    22. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Folks, black holes do not exist. Why panic?

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    23. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by st0nes · · Score: 1

      we will of course launch into space a "lifeboat" containing a judge, defense and plaintiff lawyers, Rusty the Bailiff to keep everyone in line, and one token normal person to be the plaintiff.

      Would that be the "B" ship? What about the hairdressers and telephone sanitizers?

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    24. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am totally offended that you think of people first (yes lawyers and juddges are people). FFS, we talking destruction of property here. Our first duty is to save property, people are totally irrelevant and disposable.

    25. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey you are right! Your link returns 404.

    26. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Just Wow. You could read your own link. It's in praise of lawyers in a mocking/sarcastic way (thus being against them..)

    27. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by qc_dk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Until you realize that "lifeboat" is a misnomer. You will only have a small amount of time before you run out of oxygen/food and while you slowly starve to death you'll have to listen to lawyers arguing a case. So "deathboat of extreme boredom" is a more accurate name.

    28. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Rigrig · · Score: 1

      How about we preemptively launch those lawyers into space right now, just to be on the safe side?
      After all, this LHC sounds at least as dangerous as a mutant star goat.

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    29. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by tom17 · · Score: 1

      I think it's time for a nice long bath.

    30. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call out the dancing lobsters!

    31. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRAINS!! LAWYER BRAINS!!!

    32. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, but unfortunately wrong.
      Escape velocity from Earth is dependent on not only the mass of the Earth, but also our starting distance from it's "center of mass". Thus, if the same mass of the Earth were packed into a smaller volume, we'd be starting from closer and the required velocity would be higher. In the case of a black hole, there will be an event horizon. Anything within the event horizon cannot escape, regardless of velocity.

    33. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How fast will this lifeboat be traveling? If this lifeboat is to be escaping a black hole.. it'd have to be moving pretty fast.

      Is it an African lifeboat or a European lifeboat?

      HAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Thanks! I needed that laugh. No matter what the conversation is it can always be brought around to Monty Python.

    34. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      I just had an image of a confused alien, in the distant future, opening a lifeboat full of coconuts...

    35. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Great, enough food to last another 12 seconds...

    36. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by dimeglio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My bad: Try this one.

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    37. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Himring · · Score: 1

      Interviewer: "Can you destroy the earth?"

      The Tick: "Geez I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!!!"

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    38. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by dissy · · Score: 1

      How fast will this lifeboat be traveling? If this lifeboat is to be escaping a black hole.. it'd have to be moving pretty fast.

      Well, since the black hole will have the exact same mass as the Earth, and thus will have the exact same gravitational pull, if the Earth was turned into a black hole, you will still only need to overcome 1G.

      So basically, you can move about the speed of any satellite we already put in orbit, or the space station. Thou one would probably want to go a little faster than that.. We are trying to escape after all, not stay in orbit.

      In fact, the ISS space station will be unaffected, as it is already in orbit right now, so nothing different will need to be done to remain there. Granted it needs to fire boosters to remain in orbit now, but as I said, that just won't change as it will still need to boost back in orbit around the black hole in our place.

      Either way, you would have to be lacking any senses, or really stupid, to think we do not exist right now and have been swallowed by a black hole a few trillion times over already... Which is exactly what you are arguing if you think the LHC with its extremely low power particles will create black holes with more freqency than the already existing much much more energetic particles we have on earth right now.

      In a political way, it might really have been better to spend these billions of dollars on finding a way to hold our particle detectors up in the atmosphere. Then we could have an LHC that is a few thousand times more powerful than the one we just built, and no one would really be able to bitch.

      Sure, idiots can try to get a judge to shut down the LHC due to non-existent fears, but I would love to watch some judge try to sue the sun to shut down!

    39. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. I only read through briefly, but two issues stand out:

      1. The text says that Newton's and Einstein's theories don't predict black holes, but we already knew that; they don't apply for sufficiently large gravitational fields.
      2. It seems to me this guy has a beef with current theories about black holes, not about the holes themselves.

      Physics isn't my field though, so I could be misinterpreting it.

    40. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a runon

      Is that one of those hypothetical particles that the LHC is supposed to detect?

    41. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Let's build the lifeboat now. We can put in lawyers, telephone sanitizers, and other useful people to colonize our new planet. We'll tell them we are following it shortly with the rest of the population.

      I think "Ark" would be a better name. Let's call it the "B Ark".

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    42. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Sure, idiots can try to get a judge to shut down the LHC due to non-existent fears, but I would love to watch some judge try to sue the sun to shut down!

      You're comparing the sun to something created by the cutting edge of human science.

      A creationist would say that you're crazy because of the gap in intellect between humanity and God.

      A mathematician would say that you're crazy because of the sheer number of stars, unlike our sun, that have not proven safe, could make our sun an anomaly.

      A historian would say that you're crazy because humans have repeatedly been proven wrong about their conclusions, scientific or otherwise.

      An economist would say that you're crazy because of the relative value of the sun vs the LHC.

      Personally, I'll just stand in awe of your hubris.

    43. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      What they are predicting is basically stable micro black holes (quantum black holes). A traditional black hole is a singularity (a point of infinite mass and zero volume) surrounded by large mass with volume. A stable micro black hole would be a singularity without the additional mass.

      I am not a physicist, either, but the chances of stable micro black holes seems infinitesimal, at least at LHC energies - cosmic rays would have doomed us already if such a scenario were true.

    44. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by robinstar1574 · · Score: 0

      NASA was started to save the earth. Their role is comming soon. Your saying that we should save the lazy-*** lawyers and judges who charge us millions of dollars per second? What about the people like us who support the country for what it is?

    45. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the original context , that "kill all the lawyers" line is in praise of lawyers, for they are obstacles to a tyrant's plans.

      Methinks you need to read the page you link to. It asserts that the line is not in praise of lawyers:

      The argument of this remark as in fact being favorable to lawyers is a marvel of sophistry, twisting of the meaning of words in unfamiliar source, disregard of the evident intent of the original author and ad hominem attack. Whoever first came up with this interpretation surely must have been a lawyer...

      The audience must have doubled over in laughter at [the famous line]. Far from "eliminating those who might stand in the way of a contemplated revolution" or portraying lawyers as "guardians of independent thinking", it's offered as the best feature imagined of yet for utopia. It's hilarious. A very rough and simplistic modern translation would be "When I'm the King, there'll be two cars in every garage, and a chicken in every pot" "AND NO LAWYERS". It's a clearly lawyer-bashing joke...

      In fact, Shakespeare used lawyers as figures of derision on several occasions...

      As long as there are lawyer[s], there will be "lawyer jokes". And lawyers will show how those jokes ring true by trying to explain how such lampooning really constitutes praise for their profession, thus by example justifying the jokes more than ever.

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    46. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How fast will this lifeboat be traveling? If this lifeboat is to be escaping a black hole.. it'd have to be moving pretty fast.

      Is it an African lifeboat or a European lifeboat?

      But either way, it'll be a ladened lifeboat.

    47. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      unless we go to warp 4 and then eject the core causing it to explode in the time-traveling black hole and save us all. Of course, with no planet to speak of, we'd have some issues about where to land in the end.

    48. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by psithurism · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that some physics thought that before the Trinity Explosion, that perhaps an atom explosion would vaporise the entire atmosphere.

      I recall that too. However in the parallel universes in which such an explosion does dissolve the atmosphere's atoms, they don't recall that.

      One guy on the site is even ranting..

      Yeah, I wish they would just ignore those guys too. However, I'd like to know that we're not risking our existence based on the old "only an idiot would think that" logical fallacy.

    49. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not qualified to judge the arguments of the guy behind that web site on their merits alone. However, I've also read his story, and it seems that everyone he tried to correspond with regarding his theories quite openly said that he's wrong. If he is to be believed, there is in fact a "global conspiracy" of GR scientists that covers up for the non-existence of black holes and some other stuff (e.g. he also claims that Big Bang theory is fundamentally wrong).

      Furthermore, he does seem to get pretty personal, with some implications that I don't like the sound of:

      "Anyone who was rude or otherwise behaved as a smart-arse I responded to bluntly. And I still do, since I refuse to turn cheeks, having discovered that the majority of people understand only the power of money and the persuasiveness of force. So if it's a fight they want then it's a fight they'll get. Pasty-faced softies however, cloistered away in universities are not much of a challenge; but there are so many of them, like cane toads in the breeding season. And so I now make no bones about how I view blokes who, like K. Thorne and Ned Wright, prance about with long pony tails and matching sandals, or wear earings and otherwise dress and behave like girls (most "male" physicsts nowadays)."

      which makes all other claims of misconduct toward him on behalf of other people highly suspect, in my opinion.

    50. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      You're saying the guy talking about 'runon's has syphilis? That would explain why he's raving mad.

      I'm a girl.

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    51. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that some physics thought that before the Trinity Explosion, that perhaps an atom explosion would vaporise the entire atmosphere.

      I recall that too. However in the parallel universes in which such an explosion does dissolve the atmosphere's atoms, they don't recall that.

      One guy on the site is even ranting..

      Yeah, I wish they would just ignore those guys too. However, I'd like to know that we're not risking our existence based on the old "only an idiot would think that" logical fallacy.

      Well, the thing is, that you have to give the person just enough rope to hang themselves with. I agree, you can't just dismiss these people out of hand. It took half a page of reading his nonsense to come to the definitive conclusion that he's crazy... not just the speculative conclusion.

      Scientists can and do listen to critics of their work, or critics to their level of safety, but when it comes to world-ending hypotheses, they suffer from the same issue with all crazy talk... incredible claims require incredible evidence.

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    52. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Of course, this is relevant because in the event of an LHC-created black hole destroying the planet, we will of course launch into space a "lifeboat" containing a judge, defense and plaintiff lawyers, Rusty the Bailiff to keep everyone in line, and one token normal person to be the plaintiff. Justice will be served no matter what the damage to the planet is.

      So we'll be acting out the "Forge of God" story?

      (End of the book, the young people on the lifeboat style arks are brought to the observation ports in order to watch the destruction. Then they get inducted into the force that is bent on punishing the planet destroyers.)

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    53. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      I apologize. I misread your post.

      I was referring to the guy on the site you were talking about. With my mind thinking about particle physics, (and mesons, hadrons, baryons, gluons, etc...) I thought he started rambling on about some fictitious particle named a 'runon'.

    54. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the lawyers (or the people law-abiding, i.e. people who believe in the system) who must be killed at the outset, in order to create anarchy and chaos.

      If they had meant to kill attorneys, they would have said so.

    55. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      There goes the "only" reason for building LHC. Oh, well, time to think of the next thing to wipe them off the face of this planet.

  2. I don't think this is worth doing. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Assuming the LHC destroys the world with the LHC itself getting swallowed first and all of Earth going next and eventuallyd swallowing the Solar System, what assets would they have left? You should know better than to sue somebody without assets, particularly when you can't hire a lawyer because all your money is gone, all the lawyers are gone, and for that matter, you're gone too.

    1. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If it actually occuurred, an LHC black hole wouldnt swallow the solar system. It wouldnt even swallow the moon. It would have the same mass as the earth and would continue to follow roughly the same orbit (not accounting for solar wind and photon momentum).

    2. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      Why do we assume that it takes a device of a size noticeable to authorities or the public in order to create a globally destructive black hole?

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    3. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Nonsense! Everyone knows that in the event that the Earth is destroyed, jurisdiction will be handled by the Court Of Final Judgement, the Hon. F.S. Monster presiding. So you'll just have to make your case in front of him. But I should warn you, F.S. frowns upon worldly goods, and if you start talking about lost assets, you'll probably get "burned".

    4. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Informative

      more likely it would have the same mass as an LHC, or rather a particle in the LHC which would almost certainly vaporize before it ran into another particle to swallow given the average density of particles on earth.

    5. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh yeah, I agree completely. Chances are such a small singularity would pass through all other matter and not touch anything.

      But on the outside chance that it did touch something and start growing, eventually consuming the earth, it would pretty much stop there. There's simply no other mass to pull in that isn't in a stable orbit.

    6. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by rve · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I agree completely. Chances are such a small singularity would pass through all other matter and not touch anything.

      But on the outside chance that it did touch something and start growing, eventually consuming the earth, it would pretty much stop there. There's simply no other mass to pull in that isn't in a stable orbit.

      disclaimer: I am not a physiscist.

      Touching matter is not enough, a black hole with such a tiny mass would have an event horizon that you'd consider well below the surface. They actually build particle accelerators to get collisions that close. Protons and neutrons in an atom's nucleus are much further apart than that.

      I reckon a microscopic black hole, if it didn't evaporate, the following would happen: Since it's made of an atom's nucleus, it has a positive charge. It would just get some orbiting electrons and sit there, indistinguishable from an atom of the same mass.

    7. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there are any earth-mass black holes orbiting stars? Somehow I sincerely doubt it, how could such a thing form?

    8. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      From an LHC, duh!

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    9. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      can we state that a black hole would actually have a positive charge? It seems like it would be neutral - but I'm not a physicist (or a chemist) either. Though it would be an interesting twist on the Moby song, "We are all made of Stars"

    10. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by psithurism · · Score: 1

      If it actually occuurred, an LHC black hole wouldnt swallow the solar system. It wouldnt even swallow the moon. It would have the same mass as the earth and would continue to follow roughly the same orbit (not accounting for solar wind and photon momentum).

      Well, OK. Having the moon and the solar system would be some consolation. I'd still be kinda bummed about the whole annihilation of earth, my species and my pet cat.

    11. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Right, we will need to modify the Drake Equation while the earth is going all black hole. Because we will then know L to be: time from when intelligent life begins broadcasting signals till they build an LHC, which is like 70 years, yeah?

    12. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Why do we assume that it takes a device of a size noticeable to authorities or the public in order to create a globally destructive black hole?

      Because if some emo-kid could build one in his basement then we wouldn't be here to talk about this. However, in another couple centuries when an LHCs is on your high school biology supplies list, we might bring this concern out again.

    13. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by Tomynocker · · Score: 1

      So all we need to do is search for black holes with about the same mass as earth. Like that we could prove the existence of intelligent life. "We were not alone"

    14. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by mhelander · · Score: 1

      "But on the outside chance that it did touch something and start growing, eventually consuming the earth"

      There's an outside "chance" now?? I thought it was supposed to be _impossible_ and only nutcases would say otherwise?

      "it would pretty much stop there"

      Oh, great...I'm sure I don't see what the fuzz could be about then :-/

    15. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, if it did start growing it would take millions if not billions of years to actually consume the Earth.

  3. oh well by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's the point of living but to try to understand our universe and find the true answer to life,universe, and everything. Everything else is just fluff.

    1. Re:oh well by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      We're past that climax... the answer's 42. Google it.

    2. Re:oh well by arminw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ....find the true answer to life...
      for those of us who believe Jesus Christ is who he said he is, God come to earth, there is nothing to worry about.

      John 11:25 Jesus said to her, I am the Resurrection and the Life! He who believes in Me, though he die, yet he shall live.
      John 11:26 And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die. Do you believe this?

      His followers asked him specifically when he would return and end the world. Here is a short excerpt from his answer:

      Matt 24:3 And as He sat on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? And what shall be the sign of Your coming, and of the end of the world?
      Matt 24:4 And Jesus answered and said to them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
      Matt 24:5 For many will come in My name, saying, I am Christ, and will deceive many.
      Matt 24:6 And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not troubled, for all these things must occur; but the end is not yet.
      Matt 24:7 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be famines and pestilences and earthquakes in different places.
      Matt 24:8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.

      Nowhere does he say anything about a black hole swallowing up the earth. Christians believe that it will happen exactly as Jesus Christ predicted.

      This is not our earth. Mankind is not in charge of it. Jesus Christ is. We did not make the earth and we are not going to destroy it either. Jesus will return, be in charge and help mankind make our planet into the paradise it once was. To me that is a better future to think about than getting swallowed up by a black hole.

      Besides that, nobody has ever directly observed a black hole. They are only inferred by the motion of stars and other objects.

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      All theory is gray
    3. Re:oh well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And many have directly witnessed Jesus returning to earth, or any evidence that it may happen? In short, when it comes to science threads, please STFU.

    4. Re:oh well by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 1

      Nah, the TRUE answer is 1.618 not 42. Well, 42 is ok if you have had a few too many.

      Google for 1.618. It is the divine proportion

      --
      I'd rather be riding my '63 Triumph T120.
    5. Re:oh well by Boronx · · Score: 1

      "to life,universe, and everything"

      That's not even a question.

    6. Re:oh well by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      What about that "money, power, and women" thing?

    7. Re:oh well by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Please keep your mythological beliefs to yourself. I don't care what consenting adults do behind locked doors, but to do it in the public's view like this is... disturbing.

      --
      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    8. Re:oh well by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please keep your mythological beliefs to yourself.

      Tell that to all the Pastafarians on Slashdot who talk about Internet piracy in a climate change story or vice versa.

    9. Re:oh well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6*9=42

      And 1.618 is not the divine proportion, at least not in base 13.

    10. Re:oh well by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we'll find out that answer on October 10th of this year.

      *waits to see if people figure it out or if my joke was too obscure*

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    11. Re:oh well by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, within limitation. Humanity has no point other than attempting to understand the universe. However, individuals can lead happy lives while completely ignoring those issues. Not everyone gets off on science.

      If you're not familar with this concept, then I suggest you go get laid. ;)

      --
      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    12. Re:oh well by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Now to go completely off topic (and pretty please mod me as such)...

      I was discussing this matter with my sister last night. There's a definite trend I'm noticing in folks saying it's "all God's plan" or "trust in Jesus and all will be OK." Unfortunately, even good ole God and Jesus believed in free will (wasn't that what the great battle with Lucifer was over back in the day?)-- How do you reconcile blind faith and trust with free will?

      "It must be God's plan" is no excuse for inaction.

      You may now go back to talking about black holes or whatever...

      --
      +1 Disagree
    13. Re:oh well by teko_teko · · Score: 1

      We're past that climax... the answer's 42. Google it.

      Now we just need to understand the question...

    14. Re:oh well by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      not sure what the tie-in is, but in terms of numerology, I would think those who hold to it would find the twentieth of October of this year more significant... at least in Europe

    15. Re:oh well by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....Please keep your mythological beliefs to yourself....

      Why am I supposed to do that, when others on Slashdot spout their mythological beliefs and falsely call it science? I thought we lived in a free country, where we have freedom of speech (still) and can express our opinions freely. Just because someone with more degrees than a thermometer spouts a doomsday scenario, doesn't mean it will happen.

      If you want to quake in your boots, because a black hole from the LHC may swallow up the earth, that's fine if you want to believe that nonsense. Just because such garbage is cloaked in scientific terms, doesn't suddenly make it true.

      However, you or your descendants will quake in your boots, not because of a black hole, but when Jesus shows up to judge his enemies.

      Revelation 6:16 And they said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us and hide us from the face of Him sitting on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb;
      Revelation 6:17 for the great day of His wrath has come, and who will be able to stand?

      Jesus Christ has done more to change the earth and history than any other human being, because he was more than human, he is God. The whole earth, the East as well as the West, EVERYBODY counts the time of their existence on this earth from the time Jesus appeared. We just changed the calendar to the year 2010, counted from the time the God man Jesus showed up on the earth.

      You will be forgotten in a short time, but millions of Christians around the earth still worship him, who walked this earth so many centuries ago and celebrate the time of his birth, death and resurrection.

      --
      All theory is gray
    16. Re:oh well by arminw · · Score: 1

      ..."It must be God's plan" is no excuse for inaction...

      So what action are you going to take to thwart God's plan?

      --
      All theory is gray
    17. Re:oh well by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since no one has guessed it:

      October 10th, 2010 is 10/10/10, or 101010 which is 42 in binary.

      Bonus is that you can rearrange the 2 digit month/day/year any way you want and still get 42.

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    18. Re:oh well by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Sure, let's play this game.

      for those of us who believe Jesus Christ is who he said he is, God come to earth, there is nothing to worry about.

      "There is no god but God, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God."

      John 11:25 Jesus said to her, I am the Resurrection and the Life! He who believes in Me, though he die, yet he shall live.
      John 11:26 And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die. Do you believe this?

      "That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah"; - but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not."
      - Sura 4:157

      "If anyone desires a religion other than Islam
      never will it be accepted of him;
      and in the Hereafter He will be in the ranks of those who have lost. "
      -- Sura 3:85

      "Unbelievers are those that say:
      "God is the Messiah, the son of Mary." For the Messiah himself said:
      "Children of Israel, serve God, my Lord and your Lord."
      He that worships other gods besides God, God will deny him Paradise,
      and the fire shall be his home. None shall help the evil-doers. "
      -- Sura 5:72

      "O People of the Book! Commit no excesses in your religion: Nor say of Allah aught but the truth. Christ Jesus the son of Mary was (no more than) a messenger of Allah, and His Word, which He bestowed on Mary, and a spirit proceeding from Him: so believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" : desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah: Glory be to Him: (far exalted is He) above having a son. To Him belong all things in the heavens and on earth. And enough is Allah as a Disposer of affairs."
      -- Sura 4:171

    19. Re:oh well by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I'm going to blow up the moon.

      With lasers.

      --
      +1 Disagree
    20. Re:oh well by arminw · · Score: 1

      ........"Unbelievers are those that say: "God is the Messiah, the son of Mary.......

      All other religious gurus and prophets in some way only pointed the way to God, but Jesus alone claimed to BE God come to earth. Jesus proved this claim by rising from the dead. All the other religious gurus and prophets, including Mohammed, are dead, dead, dead, dead, stone dead. None of them even made the claim to conquer death. Jesus not only made the claim, that he actually did it. Moslems have a dead prophet, but Christians have a risen Lord.

      --
      All theory is gray
  4. Are you kidding? by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Everyone knows that after the Earth is destroyed and humanity is wiped off the face of the planet, there will still be cockroaches and lawyers around.

    Bailiff: All rise! Judge Periplaneta americana Linnaeus now presiding!

    --
    "A government is a body of people usually -- notably -- ungoverned." -Shepherd Book
    1. Re:Are you kidding? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Uh, I know cockroaches are known to survive radiation well, but have we tested them in blackholes? Why aren't we launching cockroaches into blackholes? Science must be done!

  5. markyg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need a considerable amount of mass to create a black hole. Instead what CERN are trying to do is find the graviton, which is simply a super small particle. It will last for a fraction of a nano second, since it won't be stable enough to consume the earth.
    All of these lawyer types first have to understand quantum mechanics, general relativity and on top of that M-theory before they can truly wage in on the debate.

    What are the chances these guys just want to get their names in the paper?

    1. Re:markyg by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Don't forget TimeCube.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    2. Re:markyg by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you make a tiny black hole you start a race between evaporation and accretion. The black hole may well evaporate before it collects enough mass to be stable, but it is difficult to be completely sure about this. In theory the black hole can start from the mass of an atom and increase in mass to the mass of the Earth (plus us of course).

    3. Re:markyg by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      You are underestimating the waging power of lawyers.

    4. Re:markyg by rve · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you make a tiny black hole you start a race between evaporation and accretion. The black hole may well evaporate before it collects enough mass to be stable, but it is difficult to be completely sure about this. In theory the black hole can start from the mass of an atom and increase in mass to the mass of the Earth (plus us of course).

      I am not a physiscist, but...

      The gravitational pull of a body with the mass of a sub atomic particle is not very great. It won't be sucking matter towards itself like a gravitational vacuum cleaner. Another particle would have to get extremely close to pass the event horizon:

      According to google, the event horizon is 2GM/c^2:

      So for a black hole with the mass of a proton:

      (2 x 6.7 e -11 * 1.7 e -27) / (3.0 e+8 ** 2) = 2.5e-54 meter. That distance is about 2.1e-39 times smaller than the radius of the proton, or some 1/7500th of the planck length.

      The escape velocity according to google is:
      v = sqrt(2GM/r)

      So with the proton mass black hole and at a distance of one proton radius, that would be about:

      sqrt((2 * 6.7e-11 * 1.7e-27) / 1.2e-15) = 1.4e-11 m/s

      Even something dead and buried moves faster than that due to thermal motion.

      If my thinking is correct, I don't see how a microscopic black hole would be capable of any accretion. I haven't dabbled in science in many many years, so what I wrote above is probably mostly wrong, but I doubt it's so wrong that these microscopic black holes actually do function as an all devouring inescapable cosmic vacuum cleaner.

    5. Re:markyg by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Any reasoning is wasted on these idiots... Don't even attempt to give it a try...

      --
      Here be signatures
    6. Re:markyg by qmaqdk · · Score: 1

      In theory the black hole can start from the mass of an atom and increase in mass to the mass of the Earth (plus us of course).

      What theory is that? IANAP but as far as I know Hawking radiation is inversely proportional to the mass of the black hole. For the kinds of masses we're talking about at the LHC the black hole would dissipate very quickly.

      And if the theory suggests that it is possible, why haven't we seen one yet coming from cosmic background radiation?

      --
      My UID is prime. Hah!
    7. Re:markyg by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1

      You forgot the energy from the collision, which according to E=MC^2 at a theoretical 7TeV adds 1.2e-23 kilograms to the equation and gives an event horizon radius of 1.8e-50 meters.

      I believe that means the escape velocity is then 1.2e-9 m/s.

      I have no idea if that changes anything, I'm just being pedantic since you brought math into the discussion. Notice that 7TeV is many times the mass of a proton, though for the sake of being pedantic, you forgot that they were colliding a proton with an anti-proton, so even ignoring the collision energy you'd have a black hole twice as massive as your original math suggests.

    8. Re:markyg by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I am a physicist, and there are so many things wrong with the /. discussion its no wonder the general public has no clue.

      First off we could only hope to get a black hole if and only if we live in very particular type of universe with the right number of dimensions folded the right way (aka a possible string theory universe). Classical or lower dimensional explanations need far higher energy and masses than LHC could ever hope for. Many people don't think string theory is correct so in this case we can't even hope to create one.

      Secondly if the theory that says we would get a black hole is right, its also the case that it would probably evaporate... very very quickly. 10^-20 seconds quickly.

      If by some obscure reason string theory is right with the correct number of dimensions etc but hawking was wrong and black holes don't evaporate, then the kind of time for a proton mass black hole (will all the gravity might of a proton) would be age of the universe type thing. Because at these scales gravity is simply not that important. And as stated before the chances that the black hole has escape velocity is practically unity.

      Finally we can see a lot of universe from here... And guess how often a "cosmic ray" or other type of stupidly high energy particles collides with stars, white dwarfs, neutron stars etc over the last 13-5 billion years... We don't see this happening.

      More alarmingly, why the frick should i need a judge to decide whats correct. I didn't appoint/vote them to run society. They don't represent anything relevant here.

      --
      If information wants to be free, why does my internet connection cost so much?
  6. STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The LHC will not destroy the world.

    1. Re:STFU by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Seriously, this is the last and only comment that needs to be made on the matter.

    2. Re:STFU by mevets · · Score: 1

      If the LHC does turn out to be an "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator", it will be the last and only comment. You win either way.
      Given the European sense of humour, I'm a bit surprised the LHC wasn't called the "Illudium Q-36".

    3. Re:STFU by BronsCon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The LHC will not destroy the world; and if it does, it'll be over before you knew it started. No worries, either way.

      There, fixed that for ya.

      --
      APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
    4. Re:STFU by darkmeridian · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's entirely the attitude the article addresses: hubris. The scientists don't think that it will explode, but do you understand the issues involved or are you blindly listening to them? No one really understands string theory or what might happen when you smash particles at high energies. The chances are small that a major event would occur. However, if the LHC causes great damages, who pays? Would Anonymous Coward be held responsible?

      --
      A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
    5. Re:STFU by wagnerrp · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not hubris, it's simple probability. The energy levels of the LHC are not that impressive, they are just several times greater than we have ever before produced in a controlled lab environment. The LHC is only rated for operation at 14TeV (1.4e13), while the highest energy cosmic rays recorded are on the order of 100EeV (1e20). If these particles have hit Earth at sufficient frequency that we have detected them on several occurrences, and we haven't yet collapsed into a black hole, what are the chances that the LHC will do so?

    6. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The LHC will not destroy the world.

      If it doesn't, something else will. Soon.
      We have not heard from any other form of intelligent life after all the years looking for it.
      That can only mean intelligence brings self-destruction.

    7. Re:STFU by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Informative

      No one really understands string theory or what might happen when you smash particles at high energies.

      Correct.

      The chances are small that a major event would occur.

      Incorrect. For billions of years, the earth has been bombarded with energies higher than what the LHC is capable of producing. However, they were random in nature and couldn't be observed because they were gone before anyone knew they happened. The LHC approximates some of these larger collisions. They can do nothing there that hasn't happened trillions of times already. And if it was going to do something, it would have by now.

    8. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the OP must be the ghost of Fred Hoyle! These are freaking scientists after all, the same people who without fail land space craft on Mars and never make mistakes....oh, wait...

      Don't make me use the cosmological constant example, please, I beg you, it's tedious.

      I don't think the LHC is going to kill us all, either, but not questioning science and telling people to STFU is no different than religious fundamentalism.

    9. Re:STFU by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The LHC will not destroy the world.

      At least not this one,

      RESIDENTS OF VEGA IV YOU'RE DOOM IS AT HAND.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    10. Re:STFU by Aceticon · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not hubris, it's simple probability. The energy levels of the LHC are not that impressive, they are just several times greater than we have ever before produced in a controlled lab environment. The LHC is only rated for operation at 14TeV (1.4e13), while the highest energy cosmic rays recorded are on the order of 100EeV (1e20). If these particles have hit Earth at sufficient frequency that we have detected them on several occurrences, and we haven't yet collapsed into a black hole, what are the chances that the LHC will do so?

      but ... but ... but ... the LHC is on the French-Swiss border: that must affect the laws of physics somehow ...

    11. Re:STFU by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thoughts. In a working system, natural selection would have weeded the drooling retards who still don’t get it a looooong time ago.

      Thank you political correctness, for ruling that the dumber and worse a person generally is, the more support it needs.. because we all want all of humanity to become like that... Yay.

      I wish there were a predator that would specialize on dumb people, and that nobody could stop. Something like a second ice age... Oh wait... we’ve got nukes. And to re-heat it after the best have survived, we do massive global warming. It’s a perfect plan! ;))

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    12. Re:STFU by Boronx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are other possibilities, but even if you are right, history is not destiny.

    13. Re:STFU by jopsen · · Score: 2, Funny

      The LHC will destroy the world. Just as it is a well known fact that if we try to build a space elevator, workers will spontaneously begin speaking different languages...
      </sarcasm>

    14. Re:STFU by gedhrel · · Score: 1

      What would be the relative velocity of a cosmic-ray-generated black hole to the earth, as compared to one that may or may not come out of the LHC?

      So, the chances depend on how long such a relatively stationary (that is, oscillating in the earth, effectively) black hole would take to evaporate before it actually managed to consume much mass - which does involve it coming fairly close to matter, in itself no mean feat - but the two numbers you quote aren't enough to do that calculation, I think.

      (I'm not a crank, by the way. The LHC won't destroy the planet. But counter-arguments need to be well-thought-out and not more woolly nonsense.)

    15. Re:STFU by AlecC · · Score: 1

      What reason is there to believe that the LHC will do something that cosmic rays at considerably higher energies striking the Earth every day do not? These energies are not high as the Universe reckons, only as controlled laboratory experimentation reckons.

      --
      Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
    16. Re:STFU by rve · · Score: 1

      So, the chances depend on how long such a relatively stationary (that is, oscillating in the earth, effectively) black hole would take to evaporate before it actually managed to consume much mass - which does involve it coming fairly close to matter, in itself no mean feat - but the two numbers you quote aren't enough to do that calculation, I think.

      I am not a physiscist, but...

      I argued here that it doesn't seem likely to me that these microscopic black holes are capable of consuming mass. I hope someone smarter and better educated than me can set me straight and explain why I really should be scared.

    17. Re:STFU by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, just sometimes, it really is valid to explain why someone is utterly, utterly wrong, then to tell them to shut the fuck up and stop spreading panic-inducing nonsense.

      In this case, it's simple - the LHC will produce collisions between particles in the same way that they've been happening in the upper atmosphere for billions of years; the only difference is that the naturally-occurring ones are orders of magnitude more energetic. Nothing has happened because of them; therefore, nothing will happen because of the LHC.

      QED, and please, for the love of progress, STFU.

    18. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are freaking scientists after all, the same people who without fail land space craft on Mars ...

      You misspelt "engineers".

    19. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For billions of years, the earth has been bombarded with energies higher than what the LHC is capable of producing. However, they were random in nature and couldn't be observed ...

      Were the latter in fact true, how could you claim the former?

    20. Re:STFU by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      Certainly, I started working on a paper about this while I was at CERN. It is my firm belief that if anyone touches the EU farm subsidies the laws of physics will immediately go on strike and block the E62.

    21. Re:STFU by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 0, Troll

      It will destroy some people's world when they find out their made-up guy doesn't exist. That's what people really think will happen is this will turn people away from god and they think this because deep down there is something nagging them telling them they're wrong.

    22. Re:STFU by jonadab · · Score: 0, Troll

      > No one really understands string theory

      String theory was never intended to be understood. It was designed to make the guys who write papers about it sound smart, without requiring them to actually figure anything out about how the universe works.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    23. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most convincing argument aginst the LHC doomsday sayers does not rely on any particular theory on particles. But rather on the observation that the erath is routinly hit with cosmic particles with energies up to 10^20 eV. the center of mass energy of such particles is way, way larger than the feeble 7 TeV than the LHC can bring to the table. If the LHC could produce a earth destroying mini black hole, the earth would already have been destroyed by a cosmic ray induced mini black hole in the earth's 4.5 billion years past.

    24. Re:STFU by thewiz · · Score: 1

      French grapes will have holes in them and Swiss cheese will grow on vines.

      --
      If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
    25. Re:STFU by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Yes, LHC will destroy the world, and SOON. It's vitally important that we get all the lawyers onto the first escape ark immediately.

      Along with the hairdressers, PR consultants, and HR executives. Let's keep the telephone sanitizers, though.

      --
      "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
    26. Re:STFU by sulliwan · · Score: 1

      The hadrons go on a strike when they pass over to the French side?

    27. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For billions of years, the earth has been bombarded with energies higher than what the LHC is capable of producing. However, they were random in nature and couldn't be observed ...

      Were the latter in fact true, how could you claim the former?

      For the same reason that we believe that bacteria existed before someone invented the microscope.

    28. Re:STFU by Kopachris · · Score: 1

      Wrong. We do know what happens when you smash particles at high energies. Particle accelerators across the globe, Fermilab the most prominent until now, have been doing it for years. The energy the LHC is going to smash at, while much greater than any before, still isn't that much. Divide the energy, 14TeV, by c^2 to get the mass. 14TeV/c^2 is about 15,000amu, the mass of 15,000 hydrogen atoms or 2.5x10^-20 grams. Even if the LHC did manage to create a black hole out of all that mass, it would be too little to draw anything in and would evaporate in less than a second.

      And in the event the LHC does cause great damage (more likely to be to the power grid than anything), CERN will be responsible for paying up. The physicists will not go on trial, CERN will, because CERN is responsible for the LHC in the same way Fermilab is responsible for the Tevatron. That's why people start corporations—so they don't become responsible when something goes wrong.

    29. Re:STFU by Kopachris · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I wish I got here sooner so that I could have gotten that 5, Insightful.

    30. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, the well known Camembert-Emmental effect.

    31. Re:STFU by zaxus · · Score: 1

      "Cats and dogs, living together; mass hysteria!" - Peter Venkman

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      /. zen: Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Beowulf clusters...
    32. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually didn't address his concern. His concern was "However, if the LHC causes great damages, who pays? Would Anonymous Coward be held responsible"

      Let me give two examples from history (there are tonnes of others): The discovery of X-Rays and the Atomic Bomb. All those involve energies and substances that are common in natural.

      Yet in the discovery of X-Rays, the lab assistent of the discoverer was fried since the lead scientist didn't understand that X-rays could cause great harm and ultimately a horrible death. We have a beautiful X-ray of his body though. It was discovered much later. Interestingly enough, there were some shoe stores that had little X-ray machines for children's feet so parents could see if their children's shoes fit. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe-fitting_fluoroscope )

      Similarly, while there were some concerns that the atomic bomb might ignite the atmosphere, most scientists looked use the same argument you made to dismiss the threat of atomic bombs. Atomic bombs were just big explosives...no different than an equivalent amount of TNT. No-one was prepared for the aftermath of Hiroshima and no-one was prepared for the all the after effects of U.S. soldiers being trained in the Nevada desert for Nuclear War.

      So yes, the LHC might be dangerous, though not in the black hole creating way. We just don't have enough information to make an adequate decision.

      So what do we do? Having less hubris is a first step. Adding monitoring for all possible side possible side effects is another...not just back of the envelop calculations...real monitoring. If plants and animals in the area and LHC scientiests start dying or getting sick, we know something's wrong. If the ozone above the LHC weakens when the LHC is on, we know something's wrong. In most cases, we can deal with it, whatever it is. But we have to have the monitoring in place to actually see something is wrong.

    33. Re:STFU by Peaker · · Score: 1

      Easy to say that, you won't be having to face "I told you so" :-)

    34. Re:STFU by radtea · · Score: 1

      That's entirely the attitude the article addresses: hubris.

      You mean the hubris of the arrogant idiots who are putting the entire world at risk with their endless legalistics promotion of irrational fears and fantasy scenarios?

      How do you know that the very act of posting this arrogant and uninformed response won't bring about the end of civilization? Show me the proof that it is safe for you to post here. I'm waiting.

      This is the problem: scientists are being held to a standard by arrogant idiot lawyers (but I repeat myself) that they do not hold themselves too. The cowards who pretend to be so concerned about this particular incredibly implausible scenario are somehow silent when it comes to the massive risks to others entailed by their own behaviour.

      We know that civilizations have ended due to becoming moribund with legalistic bureacracy. How do you know you aren't in the process of killing ours? And when your self-aggrandizing antics result in social collapse, who pays?

      Once you've answered that, you can start calling other people arrogant. Until then, people who have dedicated their lives to deepening human understanding of the universe will know you for what you are: a cowardly hypocrite, who fears the imaginary consequences of other's actions while never examining the far more probable negative consequences of their own.

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    35. Re:STFU by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      So if there's a major disaster on the French-Swiss border, where would we bury the survivors?

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    36. Re:STFU by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      but ... the LHC is on the French-Swiss border: that must affect the laws of physics somehow ...

      That make the LHC neutral about surrendering?

      (sorry, it probably just means the researchers are too full on great chocolate AND great wine, cheese, and pastries to notice where their missing baguette went.)

    37. Re:STFU by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      It's the same argument as (the flawed) Pascal's Wager - "As long as the chance is non-zero of something infinitely bad happening, the cost is still infinite".

      The problem is that your argument could apply to anything. I could assert that there's a chance, no matter how small, that you posting to Slashdot will cause the planet to blow up.

      So, in the absence of evidence for that assertion, should we waste time having endless legal debates about it? Should you even be prevented from posting to Slashdot, just in case?

    38. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scientists care about their lives to. They don't want to die anymore than you or I do. I count on them to engineer something that won't destroy the Earth for that reason.

    39. Re:STFU by tist · · Score: 1

      ...And if it was going to do something, it would have by now.

      And if it was going to do something _chances are_, it would have by now. There, fixed that for ya.

    40. Re:STFU by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Even the junction of excellent cheese and fine chocolate cannot change the laws of physics, except the combination of the two might eventually increase my mass until I become a new singularity.

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    41. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it was going to do something, it would have by now.

      Uh huh and all crows were black until someone discovered white crows.

      http://www.birds.cornell.edu/crows/images/albino4a.jpg

      The chances are practically zero but not actually zero.

    42. Re:STFU by Str1der · · Score: 1

      These collisions have likely occurred on earth for a long time but never anywhere near the density which they will in the LHC. The natural collisions are spread out over a much larger area and much longer time. Also with natural collisions only one particle is moving at high velocity which might cause any harmful particle or black hole to move through the earth very quickly. In the LHC two particles of about the same velocity collide. This could cause any potentially harmful particles to linger by some or all of the momentum being canceled by the collision. The natural bombardment of cosmic rays into the Earth cannot prove the safety of so many of these collisions in the same place at nearly the

    43. Re:STFU by Str1der · · Score: 2, Insightful

      same time.

    44. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no one will prove you wrong!

    45. Re:STFU by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      Just be happy the LHC isn't on the Canada-US border, think of the calamity that would incur from the particles getting their metric/imperial conversions messed up!!!

    46. Re:STFU by sjames · · Score: 1

      Hubris is thinking LHC is more powerful than the cosmic ray collisions that happen all day, every day. It is not. Compared to the "OH my God" particle, for example, LHC is a pea shooter. Imagine, a single particle with as much kinetic energy as a major league fastball.

      Pretty much everyone who is wringing their hands over this thinks nothing about the much greater probability that they'll be killed in an auto accident. I would be entirely unsurprised to find that more than one of them dies from sticking a fork into a plugged in toaster.

    47. Re:STFU by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      The natural collisions are spread out over a much larger area and much longer time.

      This is irrelevant. The end-of-the-world scenario is one in which a stable black hole becomes gravitationally bound to the earth. You only need one of those, and then the earth is toast.

      Also with natural collisions only one particle is moving at high velocity which might cause any harmful particle or black hole to move through the earth very quickly. In the LHC two particles of about the same velocity collide. This could cause any potentially harmful particles to linger by some or all of the momentum being canceled by the collision.

      This is basically correct, except that with very high probability the products of LHC collisions are not quite at rest, they're moving at greater than the earth's escape velocity. The hypothetical danger would come from low-probability events in which black holes were produced at velocities less than escape velocity.

    48. Re:STFU by cpscotti · · Score: 1

      Well.. not that I totally RTFA (which is 90 pages long), but I read some 50 of it and there is plenity of discussion there on WHY your reasoning is totally wrong. The article is really good and (as far as page 50 goes) is NOT biased..it is much more a funny and insightful discussion about the legal problems o trying to stop something that you can't prove will do any harm to anyone but that neither someone proved that it won't. I really believe LHC won't destroy earth but really, CERN has changed their theory on WHY it won't destroy earth a few times since the 90s.. The bibliographical work this guy did seems VERY VERY good and amusing to read. Really.. take some of your time and check the article! In fact I dont even know which post to reply coz this serves to everyone in the discussion. Also, to answer the first poster, the fact that no one would be in earth (or anywhere) to take actions IF in fact such a thing occurred is also hilariously discussed on the article; the law implications the article talks about is on how could someone try to STOP the lhc before.. Well.. anyway.. who cares..

    49. Re:STFU by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what is the highest-energy hadron to be detected at ground level? High energy cosmic rays are detected by the fluoresence trails they leave in the upper atmosphere and the shower of particle debris that reaches detectors on the earth's surface. My understanding is that the hadrons in the particle shower generally are absorbed by the top 10% of the atmosphere, and what reaches the surface is mostly muons. I'm also going to take a wild guess and assume that the Large Hadron Collider will mostly be used for colliding hadrons.

      Off the top of my head I can think of several significant differences between the earth's surface and the upper atmosphere. For one thing, there is a lot more of the earth's surface here at the earth's surface than there is in the upper atmosphere. There is also a lot more breathable atmosphere down here, as well as a lot more people. I'm surprised scientists haven't picked up on those differences. Speaking as a people, I am quite attached to the earth's surface, and very fond of its breathable atmosphere, and wouldn't want anything bad to happen to either.

      The idea that something must be safe if it already naturally occurs in the upper atmosophere is demonstrably false. The upper atmosphere periodically sees nuclear sized explosions due to impacting meteors, and I'm pretty sure we wouldn't want to have those happening at the earth's surface.

      It's worth noting that scientists were unaware that these nuclear sized explosions were occuring in the upper atmosphere until a few decades ago when the Defense Dept decided to share some of their satellite data. If scientists can overlook nuclear sized explosions happening above their heads, then you have to wonder what else is going on in the upper atmosphere that they don't know about. Perhaps these high energy hadron collisions are in fact horrifyingly dangerous, and we should be thankful that they are happening out of harms way in the upper atmosphere, instead of say, central Europe.

      Just a thought.

    50. Re:STFU by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Chances are so low that the chances are zero. Theoretically possible and "never known to have happened in trillions of trillions of chances" tend to indicate the common occurrence where something is theoretically possible and impossible at the same time.

    51. Re:STFU by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      That's the key right there -- cosmic rays have been observed with several million times the maximum energy the LHC is capable of hitting. (Don't use SI prefixes or exponentials with the people who are worried about the LHC. They aren't going to understand them.)

    52. Re:STFU by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      I wish there were a predator that would specialize on dumb people, and that nobody could stop. Something like a second ice age... Oh wait... we’ve got nukes. And to re-heat it after the best have survived, we do massive global warming. It’s a perfect plan! ;))

      What if that has already happened and this is the result?

    53. Re:STFU by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Hydrogen Cyanide and Aluminum have the same molar mass. Dump 10 kilos of each into a room, and the impact on living beings is very different. The energies of the particles may be the same, but their structure and origins are very different.

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    54. Re:STFU by aminorex · · Score: 1

      That's just dumb. Cosmic rays are not the result of LHC collisions, and their structure and function has nothing to do with the products of LHC collisions. To infer from the safety of milk of magnesia that it is also safe to drink an equivalent decoction of arsenic salts is extreme folly.

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      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    55. Re:STFU by Grumbleduke · · Score: 1

      The LHC is only rated for operation at 14TeV (1.4e13), while the highest energy cosmic rays recorded are on the order of 100EeV (1e20). ...

      To put this in perspective, the highest energy collisions will be 14TeV (7TeV per particle involved) which is about 2.2e-6 Joules. 1TeV is approximately the energy of a flying mosquito and the energy of 1 second of moonlight on the human face (a nice, standardised measurement) comes to around 200TeV. Don't let the "tera" part fool you into thinking these are large quantities of energy. What's significant about the LHC is that the energy is focused in a particularly small volume.

      As with black holes in general, the mass (or energy, the two being roughly equivalent) involved isn't remotely important - what is important is the density.

      Orders of magnitude (energy) (yes, it's Wikipedia, but there are only hand-wavy arguments).

    56. Re:STFU by Str1der · · Score: 1

      My concern is not so much for known or theorized particles being created, it is for the unknown particles that may be created. The potential discovery of previously unknown particles is part of the purpose of this experiment. I still believe the probability is low that any harm will come from this experiment...at least not on the global scale, but how low is low enough when the potential to destroy everything we are could exist.

    57. Re:STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'm a total layperson, but. My understanding was that the atomic bomb was given this same sort of apocolyptic consideration on the event that the given chain reactions might not halt of their own accord. The general acceptance is that won't happen, however we have radioactive isotopes throughout our atmosphere that we did not have before. Are we certain that these isotopes aren't going to slowly rip apart the fabric of our existence? Basically, what if the chain reaction is simply storing energy for some point in the future, an energetic capacity our atmosphere did not have before? Even if I'm wrong, has anyone done any analysis of the effect of these isotopes?

      Science and Business are almost always the culprits when there's an environmentally destructive behavior going on, it's called industry. Anyways, explain to me, that the benefits of nuclear technology are a worthy trade for being saturated in nuclear isotopes, and you'll have your argument. What is the cost/benefit? Has the risk analysis actually been cosidered at all? Given humanity's past endevours I would say that it's not likely.

      I don't want this to turn political as a liberal vs conservative viewpoint, so lets just say that either direction too much analysis hits diminishing returns and too little analysis does contribute to pollution (without hitting specific talking points like global warming).

    58. Re:STFU by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      My understanding was that the atomic bomb was given this same sort of apocolyptic consideration on the event that the given chain reactions might not halt of their own accord.

      And it was stated that going 35 MPH in a train would kill you because your lungs would cease to function. Hardly a new technology exists that didn't have someone say it would kill everyone that used it (or everyone on the planet). So far, none have been right. With a record like that, the doomsday prophecies start with an uphill battle.

      The general acceptance is that won't happen, however we have radioactive isotopes throughout our atmosphere that we did not have before.

      That's incorrect, and my point. There is nothing this will create that doesn't already exist. The LHC is lower power than many natural collisions, so it will end up not making anything that hasn't already been created millions of times. It's not a tool for creating anything new. It's a tool for replicating that which happens billions of times, but doing so in a very specific place so the reaction can be observed.

      Again, it would be like claiming that testing a car crash in a law would end the world, when there are millions of collisions a year and none have ended the world. It's simply absurd on its face.

      I don't want this to turn political as a liberal vs conservative viewpoint, so lets just say that either direction too much analysis hits diminishing returns and too little analysis does contribute to pollution (without hitting specific talking points like global warming).

      I wouldn't know how you'd turn this into a political argument. I guess you could take the stance that conservatives are anti-science or something, but that's irrelevant to the arguments about whether it will end the world. There is lots of actual evidence it will not, and not a shred of evidence it will. Sure, in theory, it could. Just like, in theory, then next detonation of a nuclear weapon could light the atmosphere on fire, ending all life on Earth. That it's been done plenty of times in the past with absolutely no evidence that will happen is apparently ignored by the scare-mongers. There is no evidence at all, ever, that the LHC could harm the earth. There are some theories that can't be disproven without firing it, but then the theory that firing it up will cause aliens to notice us and come exterminate us because we are getting advanced enough to be a threat is just as likely.

      What is the cost/benefit? Has the risk analysis actually been cosidered at all? Given humanity's past endevours I would say that it's not likely.

      What the hell are you smoking? There was a cost benefit done with the a-bomb. Really. The risk was worth it, according to the people that made the decision. It was based on "the other guys will do it anyway" but the risk analysis was done. And for the LHC, lots of guys, all much smarter than you, got together and did the same thing. They all think you are wrong. So, are you going to assert that not only did they not do something they did, but that they are all wrong because you say so? Really? It's not about conservative vs liberal. It's about science vs idiots scared of things they don't understand (and so stupid they assume that if they don't understand it, no one else can understand it). It's the scientists vs the idiots, and the scientists are way outnumbered.

  7. What if it just blow up / messed up part of the ea by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    What if it just blow up / messed up part of the earth and not all of it how will the court look at that?

  8. US LAW ? by Tensor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who cares what the American law says ? Its built by CERN, its in the France-Switzerland border ...

    1. Re:US LAW ? by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think CERN would be declared an Terrorist Organization and the scientists individually deemed Enemy Combatants.

    2. Re:US LAW ? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      True.

      It's an interesting series of arguments, too bad the LHC's name and organization seems to be plugged into the argument to capitalize on the fear and hysteria about something that the LHC will never be able to do.

      The LHC is simply not going to be able to make anything that swallows Earth. We know that because countless far more energetic particles hit Earth over a period of billions of years, and yet Earth still exists. The LHC just can't compete against that. The people that think otherwise might as well go watch Plan 9 as if it were a documentary.

    3. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its built by CERN, its in the France-Switzerland border ...

      How's any court going to exercise jurisdiction over a black hole?

    4. Re:US LAW ? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoa there bucko. Sweden is next to France?!

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    5. Re:US LAW ? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Whoa there bucko. Sweden is next to France?!

      With a big enough black hole I could "make it so".

    6. Re:US LAW ? by msimm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes but it's important and THAT makes it American! ;-)

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    7. Re:US LAW ? by armyofone · · Score: 1

      Switzerland != Sweden. Please stop posting while drunk.

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    8. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, yes. Switzerland is next to France.

    9. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That applies to the mod who rated GP as +1 underrated, stop modding while drunk.

    10. Re:US LAW ? by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Who cares what the American law says ? Its built by CERN, its in the France-Switzerland border ...

      A US Court could:
      (1) Order all US citizens (over which there is personal jurisdiction) to immediately cease work on it.
      (2) Order US funding agencies not to release money to the project.
      (3) Order US-based suppliers not to provide supplies.
      (4) Order non-US-based suppliers with significant assets in the US not to provide supplies.

      Of course, I don't think that any court would do such things, but courts in all countries have always found ways to leverage their power. The British kangaroo system of libel law is a prime example.

    11. Re:US LAW ? by dmartin · · Score: 1

      Who cares what the American law says ? Its built by CERN, its in the France-Switzerland border ...

      Followed by

      Whoa there bucko. Sweden is next to France?!

      No, but Switzerland is .......

      Map of France/Switzerland
      Wikipedia entry on Sweden.
      Wikipedia entry on Switzerland.

    12. Re:US LAW ? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...its in the France-Switzerland border...

      Whoa there bucko. Sweden is next to France?!

      I bet I can guess what country you're from.

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    13. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweden != Switzerland

    14. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweden?? Sweden is NOT the same as "Switzerland"...

    15. Re:US LAW ? by Le+Tmraire · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, and Australia is on the other side.

    16. Re:US LAW ? by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1

      I have a scenario in my head that reminds me an awful lot of a level in Halflife....

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    17. Re:US LAW ? by MrMr · · Score: 1

      They are already, as in "when you're not with us your against us".

    18. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I bet I can guess what country you're from.

      When did Stupid become a country?

    19. Re:US LAW ? by imakemusic · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      1776 LOL

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    20. Re:US LAW ? by red_pill1987 · · Score: 1

      plan 9 ISN'T a documentry?

    21. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>How's any court going to exercise jurisdiction over a black hole?

      That's what Team America is for.

      Team America? Fuck yeah.

    22. Re:US LAW ? by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      Do not mess up with his mind too much. There is already a black hole in his brain.

    23. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you're from one of those humorless eastern Europe countries.

    24. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a lot of people with no sense of humor replying to this.

    25. Re:US LAW ? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      A large chuck of the LHC funding is from the US.

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    26. Re:US LAW ? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're from one of those humorless eastern Europe countries.

      Actually I'm probably from the same country as TheRealMindChild - the good ol' US of A. Yet I am still able to recognize the widespread geographical ignorance of my fellow countrymen. I'm also of the firm belief that those who are unable to regularly laugh at themselves (for one reason or another) have far too high of an opinion of themselves.

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      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    27. Re:US LAW ? by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The British kangaroo system of libel law is a prime example.

      Not to defend the moronic state of libel law in this country, but many of the current problems are in large part down to case law created by one Judge: Mr Justice Eady.
      Hopefully a government will find time to implement statute to override his dumb judgements, but libel law isn't a big political topic, and hey, whilst the judgements are stupid, they bring money into the British justice system from abroad...

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    28. Re:US LAW ? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Or the US could just call up France and Switzerland and be all: "Hey we are pretty certain the LHC is going to destroy the planet; would you mind not running it till you can fix that?" I don't think any country aside from maybe North Korea would keep running the LHC at that point.

    29. Re:US LAW ? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Two buck chuck?

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    30. Re:US LAW ? by mhelander · · Score: 1

      What if lower energy collision makes it *more* likely for an eventual black hole to hang around and start swallowing stuff? Do you have a completely solid reason why this could not be the case?

    31. Re:US LAW ? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      I think CERN would be declared an Terrorist Organization and the scientists individually deemed Enemy Combatants.

      Damn Americans and their silent Ts.

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    32. Re:US LAW ? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      A 4 jaw self centering chuck

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    33. Re:US LAW ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. It's a continent called Austria.

  9. Ugh by dexmachina · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It asks whether state-of-the-art theoretical physics is really able to say that the LHC is safe given that a scientific theory that seems unassailable in one era may seem naive in the next.

    And yet again, a basic understanding of the fundamental scientific process causes people to say foolish things. "Previous scientific theories were proven wrong, so we shouldn't trust current theories" blah blah blah. Previous scientific theories weren't proven wrong, just incomplete, as has been said thousands upon thousands of time. Under restricted conditions, they are still "right"- in the scientific sense of the word, which is "matches observation to our more precise measurements". OK, so people want to make the, "LHC is an extreme condition and so outside the tested realm of theory." Yeah. No. Not at all. The exact same theory which predicts that black holes could be created predicts that they are also being constantly created in the earth's atmosphere. And the exact same theory predicts that they evaporate via Hawking radiation, etc. You don't get to have it both ways. And this is where people's arguments get really silly: "But, you could be completely wrong!" Yes. I suppose we could. But in that case, we could be wrong in an infinite number of ways. And an earth destroying black hole would require us to be wrong in a very specific way on par with, "Our knowledge of electricity could be wrong and some magical circuit with just the right components will end all of reality as we know it."

    Arguing that theoretical physicists would be likely to be biased is, if possible, even dumber than the LHC panic arguments. You don't need a PhD to understand that the whole hysteria is retarded. In fact, suggesting that you do is creating a false dichotomy: either you need to be a particle physicist, or you're just taking their word for it. Seriously, this "analysis" will probably do more harm than good.

    Now can we as a society please move on?

    1. Re:Ugh by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Our knowledge of electricity could be wrong and some magical circuit with just the right components will end all of reality as we know it.

      Ah, so you've read Steorn's business document.

    2. Re:Ugh by causality · · Score: 4, Funny

      Previous scientific theories weren't proven wrong, just incomplete, as has been said thousands upon thousands of time.

      So, care to calculate some epicycles for us?

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    3. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How eccentric of you.

    4. Re:Ugh by hawkingradiation · · Score: 1

      And the arguments that the proponents make towards shutting the experiment down can only be based on Science. Half Science and half superstition or whatever combination since they really don't understand it at all. All this attempt to use language in a creative way to declare whether or not a theory based on numbers, words, observations and symbolic manipulation is crockery at best. I think in order for the the proponents to be successful, they should have to present another theory and maybe build another "experiment" and actually determine for themselves that physically and mathematically we will have huge black holes that will swallow up the planet. But that is what has been already done and they just don't want to listen.

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    5. Re:Ugh by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Now can we as a society please move on?

      If, perchance, they actually listened to your argument, I'd say "yes, next let's move on to patenting business models" except I'd be more worried about some equally unlikely shit happening.

      Like the Earth being swallowed by a black hole.

    6. Re:Ugh by dexmachina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know you probably meant that as a joke, but the fact is that the epicycle model fit observable data quite nicely. A physical model may be incorrect, but a mathematical model, which is what actually makes testable hypotheses, that fits the data can only ever be incomplete.

    7. Re:Ugh by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      So, care to calculate some epicycles for us?

      Sure, just as soon as I can get some Phlogiston to power my N-ray generator.

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    8. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no worries about the LHC and believe that the second half of your post, regarding how precisely and subtly current theories would have be wrong, is an excellent point. But as for the suggestion that previous scientific theories were only incomplete, and not wrong, I urge you to read chapter 9 of Thomas Khun's The Structure of Scientific Revolutions. Preferably after you've read chapters 1-8, but pointing someone to an entire book as a reference is a bit snarky. He demonstrates how accepting Einsteinian physics requires discarding Newtonian physics as wrong, just as how accepting Copernican astronomy requires discarding Ptolemaic astronomy as wrong. This is partly because "right" must mean more, even to science, than simply "matches observations to a given level of measurement" when you are talking about theories of why certain observations obtain. And also because of limitations on what scientists of former paradigms were capable of meaning when they used the same words that we use today in our modern paradigms. In short, what they meant when they used a word like "space" rendered any theory developed in that framework incompatible with frameworks whose definition of "space" was fundamentally different. We can look back and cast their theories in terms of our own paradigm, but that does not mean that the theory they actually developed, and which occupied their living minds, was compatible with our paradigm for "a given level of measurement".

      I don't suggest that Khun attacks science - he certainly didn't intend to and was upset that many people thought he had. But if you are truly open-minded and unafraid of the epistemological position of scientific knowledge, then Khun's book offers an excellent overview of the sense in which science "progresses" and the sense in which it does not.

    9. Re:Ugh by causality · · Score: 1

      I know you probably meant that as a joke, but the fact is that the epicycle model fit observable data quite nicely. A physical model may be incorrect, but a mathematical model, which is what actually makes testable hypotheses, that fits the data can only ever be incomplete.

      That particular mathematical model assumed a geocentric solar system. That's a testable hypothesis. It has failed every test to which it has been subjected.

      Part of the problem with science is that the emphasis on mathematics has removed it from its roots in natural philosophy. You can have a wrong model that gives the right answers -- eclipses happen when the model says they will, planets appear in the positions it predicts, etc. Yet it leads to a completely false understanding of the system it models. When that happens, it takes us a while to get over it. Copernicus was persecuted not so much for outright claiming that we have a heliocentric solar system, but for saying that if one assumes the Sun is the center, all of these calculations become far simpler (i.e. Occam's Razor).

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    10. Re:Ugh by dexmachina · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was a little sloppy with my wording. I mentioned this in a reply to another post above, what I meant was the mathematical models, provided they agree with available data, can only be incomplete. The underlying mechanism proposed can definitely be wrong, but ultimately it's the mathematical model that produces predictions. Newtonian physics may be wrong as a physical model, but as a mathematical model we still use it to build our bridges. Thanks for the reference though, I've had Khun on my reading list for a while so I'll definitely start there.

    11. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arguing that theoretical physicists would be likely to be biased is, if possible, even dumber than the LHC panic arguments.

      Personally, I feel the lawyer just might be a tad bit biased,

    12. Re:Ugh by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      I concur, but the fact is that American lawyers are arguing this which means that they are not able to do anything about it AFAIK. In turn if the lawyers are arguing about this it takes them away from other other pursuits, such as suing everybody and their neighbor. I see this as a bit of a circle jerk that will simply keep some lawyers busy for a while which in turn will help society as a whole. The more clueless lawyers that are discussing quantum physics the better in my opinion.

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    13. Re:Ugh by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      A little more respect and deferents would be appreciated.

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    14. Re:Ugh by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's just saying that unfalsifiable models aren't falsifiable. A model with infinite free parameters can always be tuned to fit any set of observable data, sure, but it isn't much of a discovery either.

    15. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you just make your own Phlogiston by mixing a couple of the elements, namely fire and air?

    16. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't count - Phlogiston was pre-scientific-method. And N-rays? come on, the scientific community caught, and furthermore explained the mistakes. What better method than one that is self correcting? Eh?

    17. Re:Ugh by Olivier+Galibert · · Score: 1

      One interesting thing is that some of the most successful physical theories, successful in an "experimental validation" sense of the word, are pretty much out there where it comes to how things are really happening. Quantum electrodynamics are an impressive case. If you have the time, read "QED: The Strange Theory of Light and Matter", by R. Feynman. Not only it's very interesting and well written, it's also pretty illuminating on that subject. A good quarter of the book is about driving home the point that it is a mathematical theory that works impressively well but at the same time makes no intuitive sense, some like Einstein would say no sense at all ("God does not play dice" is the common paraphrase), where it comes to understanding the world.

          OG.

    18. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my perspective, on Earth, the solar system is quite geocentric. Now, granted, some orbital calculations are a bit -- well, a lot -- tidier if we assume a heliocentric solar system, but many others become much uglier.

      So what's the correct frame of reference? It seems rather like the "correct" frame of reference, the point about which certain objects are moving, is the one that makes particular calculations the easiest.

      Can you explain how it's a testable hypothesis that it's incorrect to choose the Earth as a reference frame, besides noting that it makes describing motions of certain objects quite fiddly (to say the least)? What tests has it failed, aside from testing the patience of astronomers trying to calculate orbits?

      Your clarification of this point will be much appreciated!

    19. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be reasonable to assume that at some point a mathematical abstraction of reality is the best we can do; comparisons to more familiar macroscopic objects just break down. Stuff happens. It happens according to certain rules. The rules may be as close to "reality" as we can get. Quantum mechanics seems to be pushing hard against the limit of labels and metaphors, against the point where we may need to content ourselves with simply describing the rules.

      For example, what is a quark? Right, well, they've got particular combinations of charge, mass, spin, and color. Of course, each of those is just a label for an abstraction describing some apparently intrinsic property of whatever might behave in a particular, consistent, manner.

      But what is it really? What more can you say than to describe its behavior and label its properties? Big things succumb to metaphor, usually, very easily. At the lowest level, it may be that all we can do is describe how things mathematically relate.

    20. Re:Ugh by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Epicycle? Sounds like a cool name for an EPIC bicycle.

      The EPICycle WINNAR 9001! Now in stores!

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    21. Re:Ugh by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      No, that's false. An infinite number of parameters doesn't guarantee a universal approximation property.

      For example, imagine a model with two parameters. You could plot this as a surface in 3-space. Think of a plane passing through the origin. The point (0,0,1) is at least a unit distance of every possible combination of your two parameters, it's simply not possible to get any closer. Now add infinitely more dimensions, all perpendicular to the z-axis. That's a model with an infinite number of parameters, but any combination of parameters you can do is a distance of at least 1 from the point (0,0,1).

      The number of parameters is actually irrelevant. For example, with the right family of models you could make do with a single parameter. Picture a space filling curve.

      However, this is theoretical. Nearly all physical models of interest are manifolds, and therefore *not* space filling at all.

    22. Re:Ugh by Vahokif · · Score: 1

      I think epicycles actually explained the data pretty well, they were just far more complicated than just looking at planets from a heliocentric perspective and failed Occam's razor.

    23. Re:Ugh by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Previous scientific theories weren't proven wrong, just incomplete

      That depends which ones you're talking about. Newton's theories were merely proven incomplete, and in ways that don't much impact macroscopic objects in everyday life.

      There are other ideas, however, that have, after being held as unassailable truth by the entire educated world for centuries, turned out to be not merely incomplete but in fact totally dead wrong. The poster boy for this phenomenon is, of course, Aristotle, but it's been repeated many times over the last three millennia.

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    24. Re:Ugh by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Western philosophy hasnt kept up, things were much better when the king was running things rather than prime time tv. The end is neigh crowd are right, only the end will be the Douglas Adams shoe event horizon. Expect China to be running civilization by the end of the century.
       

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    25. Re:Ugh by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      on par with, "Our knowledge of electricity could be wrong and some magical circuit with just the right components will end all of reality as we know it."

      Please. Please, don't give them another dumb idea. It could be a matter of minutes now before an anti-electricity petition is e-mailed out...

    26. Re:Ugh by cyberthanasis12 · · Score: 1

      I know you probably meant that as a joke, but the fact is that the epicycle model fit observable data quite nicely.

      It didn't. Even Ptolemy acknowledged it. The epicycles predicted that some times the moon would be in the half distance to earth than usually, which means that its apparent size should be much larger. This of course had not been observed and Ptolemy called it "anomaly".

    27. Re:Ugh by daremonai · · Score: 1

      If you're wondering how qualified an assistant professor at a law school in North Dakota is to write about the LHC and black holes, let me just say I have been to Grand Forks, and it is the closest simulation to a black hole I have ever seen. So this guy is writing from experience.

    28. Re:Ugh by sjames · · Score: 1

      In fact, epicycles CAN describe an ellipse to arbitrary precision. It's a total mess to compute, but that's a mere practicality.

    29. Re:Ugh by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And an earth destroying black hole would require us to be wrong in a very specific way on par with, "Our knowledge of electricity could be wrong and some magical circuit with just the right components will end all of reality as we know it."

      As a physicist, I'm not losing a lot of sleep over the LHC-ends-the-world scenario. However, I think you've overstated the case a little bit.

      Here's what would have to happen for it to be the end of the world:

      1. There would have to be extra dimensions, or else black holes could not be formed at the LHC.
      2. The black holes would have to be stable against spontaneous decay.
      3. The hypothetical mechanism of producing black holes would have to always produce electrically neutral ones (or else the earth would have already been destroyed by naturally occurring, charged black holes).
      4. There would have to be some reason why naturally occurring, electrically neutral black holes haven't destroyed all the white dwarfs and neutron stars.

      Evaluating the plausibility of these:

      1. I wouldn't bet a six-pack on it, but lots of theorists are working on theories involving extra dimensions. It's a long shot, but it's not crazy.
      2. This requires a violation of the fundamental laws of quantum mechanics (unitarity and time-reversal symmetry). However, we already know that the fundamental principles of quantum mechanics are incompatible with general relativity, so this isn't as crazy as it sounds.
      3. This would be very surprising, since there is no known reason for the production method to never produce anything with electric charge. Nevertheless, "surprising" isn't the same as "impossible."
      4. This is similar to #3.

      If you could assign probabilities to all of these, they'd be small probabilities. Multiplying all the small probabilities together, you get a very small probability, which is why physicists aren't worried about the end of the world. Nevertheless, it's not completely impossible.

      If you want a relatively high-probability end-of-the-world scenario, I'll give you one. Pakistan and India have a nuclear war. Current attempts to model nuclear winter say that such an exchange might actually cause a nuclear winter. Agriculture breaks down world-wide. The human race becomes extinct.

    30. Re:Ugh by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      That particular mathematical model assumed a geocentric solar system. That's a testable hypothesis. It has failed every test to which it has been subjected.

      Uh, what exactly is wrong with choosing earth as a frame of reference to build a model around? In some sense, you're right that the model is much simpler when we do calculations assuming that the planets are going around the sun, but that's only a matter of perspective. It actually isn't a "testable hypothesis" to define a frame of reference. You simply choose it. The planets and sun do "go around" the earth in some very complex motions. If there's an error in geocentric models, it is the idea that there is one fixed point of reference in the universe that everything must be related to, rather than whether one particular reference frame is "wrong" or "right" in an absolute sense.

      There were problems with the various geocentric models that were proposed, but there's nothing per se wrong with creating a model of the solar system with the earth as center. It just makes the math really complicated.

      ... if one assumes the Sun is the center, all of these calculations become far simpler (i.e. Occam's Razor).

      Right. Exactly. But "Occam's Razor" is not a quantifiable scientific principle. In the strictest sense, "science" creates models that have predictive power and accord with observation. If a given system of calculating the position of planets, etc., accurately predicts them, it is a good scientific model. Choosing between that model and another model that can also calculate things with equal accuracy is not something that you can decide on any scientific criteria. You might like the "elegance" of one theory, or one model might be simpler, but that says nothing about reality. Witness, for example, how the Tychonic model continued to be used alongside the Copernican model for most of the seventeenth century (and, for some, into the eighteenth), because there were no observable differences that could distinguish them, even though one was much simpler than the other for some calculation purposes.

      Of course, modern physics usually assumes that there is no preferred reference frame, so the idea that "the sun is the center of the solar system" is a "true" statement, while "the earth is the center of the solar system" is "false" doesn't really hold. In that sense, geocentrism is not a testable hypothesis, as you claim.

      In other words, those geocentric models are about as "wrong" as Newtonian mechanics, or the assumptions we teach students about friction or springs when they learn physics. Are we lying to them and teaching them "wrong" things even though the real world actually doesn't work like that? No, because in that case the less accurate models are also less complicated, so they're good starting models. Most geocentric models make things more complex, which is the main reason no one would use them anymore... not because they're more "wrong" than most of the models used in a first-year physics class.

    31. Re:Ugh by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      There are other ideas, however, that have, after being held as unassailable truth by the entire educated world for centuries, turned out to be not merely incomplete but in fact totally dead wrong. The poster boy for this phenomenon is, of course, Aristotle, but it's been repeated many times over the last three millennia.

      Yes and no. Generally speaking, the only theories that have been proven wrong are ones based on incorrect observations or when people have simply made stuff of. (Which can hardly be called a scientific theory.) Actually, there are relatively few such scientific theories, even among Aristotle's works, that can't be explained by building a model on more limited or incomplete observations and/or starting from other underlying assumptions.

      For example, Aristotle's physics is often maligned in introductory physics classes. To give a few commonly used examples: he thought that things in motion naturally came to a state of rest, heavy objects fall faster than light ones, and projectiles fly up in a straight line in the direction they are fired then lose their impetus and fall straight down. Today, we'd say that that objects in motion tend to stay in motion unless acted upon, that all objects fall at the same rate, and that projectiles follow a parabolic path.

      Except all of these things don't accord with our everyday observations of the world. Objects in motion generally do come to rest, often because of friction. Aristotle wasn't wrong; his explanation was just incomplete. He accurately stated a common tendency of most objects under normal conditions. Only in the imaginary frictionless world of physics classes can we understand the abstract principle that makes Aristotle incomplete, and then we can build a better model incorporating variations in friction and other subtleties. Or, take heavy versus light objects. Heavy objects in most real-world circumstances do fall faster than light ones. Forget feathers and bowling balls. Even if you drop steel and wooden balls of the same size for a large distance, the steel ball will hit the ground first, since the force of air resistance has a greater effect on the wooden ball. So again, Aristotle was right. Galileo is only right for most objects in a vacuum, which isn't a naturally-occurring phenomenon on earth. Even Aristotle's theory of impetus sounds crazy until you look at the path of real projectiles (especially lighter ones), since air resistance deforms the flight path so much that it doesn't look like a parabola at all. An arrow shot up at a high angle does indeed seem to go in a roughly straight line, then curve a bit, and then suddenly plunge almost straight down. If Aristotle had tried experiments with a larger set of projectiles, he would have seen different behavior, but his ideas are not completely wrong. And they're actually a better model for observation than the supposed parabolic motion, which again many projectiles only show well in a vacuum.

      Of course, there are plenty of facts that Aristotle gets wrong because he didn't see things himself or makes bad assumptions. But many of his more elaborate theories, which we lampoon him for today, are not "dead wrong," but merely incomplete descriptions.

      In sum, Aristotle's ideas explained the limited observations he and many other people of his day did. Granted, those ideas inhibited later scientists, particularly when they wanted to start quantifying things more. But if you've ever taught physics to a bunch of high school students, you'll realize how counterintuitive most of modern physics seems to them... mainly because modern models try to explain more phenomena in more powerful, but more abstract, models. Yet they often contradict everyday experience, which is what Aristotle based his observations on.

      Same thing with many other defunct scientific theories.

    32. Re:Ugh by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      One addendum to what I said -- what is often wrong about previous theories is the speculative explanations of stuff behind observed phenomena. It sounds like the GP was talking about theories built upon observation, not wild speculations. Aristotle and many others are certainly guilty of speculation when they have no evidence, or adding lots of speculation onto a basic theory derived from observation. (That's arguably common practice in many scientific papers, where the possibilities raised in a discussion section sometimes greatly exceed what can actually be derived from the data.) You're absolutely right that a lot of that stuff can be "dead wrong," but I don't think that's what GP was referencing.

    33. Re:Ugh by WildBlueYonder · · Score: 1

      "But, you could be completely wrong!" Yes. I suppose we could. But in that case, we could be wrong in an infinite number of ways. And an earth destroying black hole would require us to be wrong in a very specific way on par with, "Our knowledge of electricity could be wrong and some magical circuit with just the right components will end all of reality as we know it."

      Isn't that exactly what they are arguing, that the LHC is the electrical circuit with just the right components to end all of reality as we know it?

    34. Re:Ugh by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > a mathematical model, which is what actually makes testable hypotheses, that fits the data can only ever be incomplete.

      You misspelled wrong.

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    35. Re:Ugh by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Strangelets could crystallize all the matter of the Earth into dark matter. No black holes involved.

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    36. Re:Ugh by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Strangelets could crystallize all the matter of the Earth into dark matter. No black holes involved.

      I didn't claim anything about strangelets, just about microscopic black holes. You're also incorrect to refer to the final state of the earth in this scenario as dark matter.

      Anyway, see this paper and this paper for a discussion of the possibility of strangelets. The basic arguments against this scenario are: (1) strangelets would be positively charged, so they would be electrically repelled by ordinary nuclei, and (2) the LHC would produce them in smaller numbers than RHIC, which is already in operation.

    37. Re:Ugh by mhelander · · Score: 1

      Extremely interesting.

      "There would have to be some reason why naturally occurring, electrically neutral black holes haven't destroyed all the white dwarfs and neutron stars."

      It seems to me that this is what it boils down to.

      My question is: is the lack of white dwarfs being destroyed surprising or predicted by a solid theory?

      If predicted, I would of course be interested in a link (if at all possible) to an explanation.

      If surprising, could not one of the factors preventing the white dwarfs from being destroyed potentially be missing in the lab? If we don't know what they are, I mean?

    38. Re:Ugh by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      My question is: is the lack of white dwarfs being destroyed surprising or predicted by a solid theory?

      If #1-3 came out the way we don't expect, then we would expect white dwarfs to be destroyed, based on solid theory.

      If predicted, I would of course be interested in a link (if at all possible) to an explanation.

      See these two papers: http://arxiv.org/abs/0806.3414 http://arxiv.org/abs/0806.3381

    39. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number of parameters is actually irrelevant. For example, with the right
      family of models you could make do with a single parameter. Picture a space filling curve.

      I don't think that will work. It's true that a space filling curve will cover all points in any space, so specifying a point on a well-chosen sfcurve is enough to specify any number of parameters.

      However, unlike for “normal” curves, you can't specify a point on a space-filling curve with just one number. This works for “normal” curves because you can specify the distance from the origin to that point. However, on a space-filling curve, the distance between any two points is infinite.* So you end up needing several parameters to specify points, e.g. two coordinates for a plane-filling curve.

      (*: It's probably possible to specify some kinds of sfcurves that look “normal” for a while and then start filling the space, in which case the points in the “normal” segment can be specified with a single parameter. But the normal segment will necessarily have dimensionality 1, so that doesn't change my argument.)

    40. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disregard the above, I think I was wrong.

      I just realized one can find an injective function between [0..1] and the curve, and use real numbers between 0 and 1 as a “coordinate” to pick points on the curve. Of course, you need an infinite-precision number to be able to identify all points on the curve (and space it's filling), but that's also true for multiple-coordinates anyway.

      However, to do the above, the curve and the injective function must be “well-behaved” in the sense that small variations in the coordinate don't cause huge variations in the position of the designated points. As far as I can tell the Hilbert curve has this property (for instance, the first half (lengthwise) of the curve never exits the left half of the square it's filling, at any iteration level; it's first quarter never exits the left-bottom quarter, etc.). I'm not sure all space-filling curves have this property, but for GP's comment to be accurate it suffices that at least one exists.

    41. Re:Ugh by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Generally speaking, the only theories that have been proven
      > wrong are ones based on incorrect observations or when people
      > have simply made stuff of. (Which can hardly be called a
      > scientific theory.)

      On the contrary, such ideas are called scientific theories all the time. Perhaps you haven't been paying attention to some of the pablum that's been put forward as "scientific" lately.

      > Aristotle wasn't wrong

      Of Aristotle's teachings, probably the most famous is that all matter is made up of four basic elements: earth, water, air, and fire. This is the main notion I was talking about, which the entire Western world held onto for centuries because of his authority. It's an idea that does not have any truth to it at all, period. Not that he didn't have other ideas as well, but this is the big one.

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    42. Re:Ugh by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Sorry for the late reply, I was off the net.

      Your criticism is spot on, but is only really a problem if you want the curve to pass exactly through the target point. Typically, having a good model means that its value is within some epsilon distance of the target, where epsilon can be chosen as small as desired.

      You can get by with a single parameter if you choose the family *after* specifying such an epsilon. For example, the approximations of the Peano curve pass through every epsilon neighbourhood of the unit square after a sufficient number of iterations. If you halve the epsilon, you'll need more iterations, and the space filling property of the limit curve guarantees that you can do this, no matter how small a control value of epsilon you choose.

      BTW, there's no need to use continuous curves to achieve this program. All you need is an algorithm that gives a list of points that cover all the possible epsilon-neighbourhoods of the problem. This will work technically for compact problems.

      For a different example, take a quasi random sequence. You pick an epsilon, and make an epsilon-grid of the unit square. Then you run the algorithm sufficiently long to guarantee that at least one point is in each square of the grid. If your algorithm generated N points, then the nearest solution is given by a point whose number is less than N.

      Of course, nobody would build such a model seriously, because it's too hard to understand what exactly a particular parameter value would mean :) understand it

  10. Going in circles by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The scientific theories that are relied upon to show the LHC is safe may eventually prove to be false, or at least short-sighted. However, these same theories are what led people to consider the possibility of black hole production in the first place. If those theories are taken away, then the reason for concern also disappears.

    If we are going to take the prevailing theories to be unreliable, then all that remains is common sense. Someone might raise the concern that a car collision would lead to a devastating black hole, if it happened in exactly the wrong way. There is no reason to take this concern seriously given the number of accidents which the earth has already survived. Similarly, there is no reason to think that the LHC will produce anything more dramatic than the high-energy particle collisions occurring in our atmosphere every day.

    1. Re:Going in circles by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Someone might raise the concern that a car collision would lead to a devastating black hole

      They are what we in the industry call "retarded"

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    2. Re:Going in circles by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to say that one-fourth of Americans are retarded?

    3. Re:Going in circles by prionic6 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to say that one-fourth of Americans are retarded?

      That denominator seems way too big...

      (disclaimer: true worldwide)

    4. Re:Going in circles by IrquiM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, these same theories are what led people to consider the possibility of black hole production in the first place. If those theories are taken away, then the reason for concern also disappears.

      What I haven't seen is a person that understand the current theories, argue for the possibility of a black hole that could swallow the earth being generated by the LHC. I choose to believe the people who understand the theories.

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    5. Re:Going in circles by MrMickS · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you trying to say that only one-fourth of Americans are retarded?

      There. I fixed it for you.

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    6. Re:Going in circles by aminorex · · Score: 1

      That's because black holes are not the problem. The problem is strangelets.

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    7. Re:Going in circles by mhelander · · Score: 1

      "I choose to believe the people who understand the theories."

      I'm not sure I understand your argument, but that just proves you're smarter than I am, so I choose to believe you.

    8. Re:Going in circles by ekhben · · Score: 1

      Just don't ask the Mythbusters to test the myth that the LHC will destroy the Earth. After they demonstrate that the popular, but stupid, misconception is busted, they will keep adding explosives until they manage to get the job done, just to satisfy our explosion lust.

      (I hear Michael Bay is directing the next season!)

  11. These arguments could be used with AGW too. by NtroP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me the same arguments could be made for the "expert witnesses" (and if you take the Climate-Change-will-destroy-humanity crowd at their word, the cost-benefit analysis as well) in the AGW debate.

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    1. Re:These arguments could be used with AGW too. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Who is the Climate-Change-will-destroy-humanity crowd? I haven't heard of anyone saying that climate change will destroy humanity. Climate change could prove disastrous, but disasters happen all the time and don't wipe humanity off the face of the planet.

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    2. Re:These arguments could be used with AGW too. by Dalambertian · · Score: 1, Informative

      You haven't heard climate scientists say we may have started a runaway greenhouse effect? Not that I think think this is possible with Earth, but the last time I took astronomy I was told that the runaway greenhouse effect is what made Venus inhospitable for life.

    3. Re:These arguments could be used with AGW too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who is the Climate-Change-will-destroy-humanity crowd? I haven't heard of anyone saying that climate change will destroy humanity. Climate change could prove disastrous, but disasters happen all the time and don't wipe humanity off the face of the planet."

      The people who believe that AGW will destroy humanity believe that somehow all of humanity will be transformed into polar bears, then transported onto ice flows which disappear because of global warming thus killing us all.

    4. Re:These arguments could be used with AGW too. by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've heard climatologists say that we may have reached a tipping point, meaning that no matter how much we reduce carbon dioxide emissions we could be locked into several degrees Celsius temperature rise and several meters of sea level rise. That will be costly, but it's not going to destroy humanity, or even human civilization.

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    5. Re:These arguments could be used with AGW too. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Just Google a little. Hell even do a search here. The number of people that think its at least "the end of life as we know it" is pretty staggering, especially considering that their carbon footprints haven't changed a bit. A bit like how God will smite as all unless *others* repent....

      Perhaps the oddest thing however is what are "impractical" solutions. Like some claim that some cities will no longer have water and will all die. So build a water pipeline...No you can't they say, its impractically expensive. Odd that a +5000km gas pipeline is somehow completely reasonable. Really we have mega engineering dedicated to *burning* fossil fuels, with the same commitment to the opposite goal, i don't see any massive disasters (Outside what nature will do anyway at least aka an earthquake in LA)... example: +50000km of roads in the us alone, how much earth and concrete did we use and move for that? And most of that was built in the last 50 years.

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  12. There's a fundamental problem with this... by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    I'm in the process of reading TFA, but if the summary given is correct there's a serious problem. Suppose I'm a nutjob who claims that some new technologies will destroy the world. Say releasing the new Apple tablet. Or maybe the latest Linux security patch. There's some tiny but non-zero probability that I'm correct. If one takesserious the argument as given " that death is not a redressable injury under American tort law, which could imply that the value in any cost-benefit analysis of the future of the Earth after it had been destroyed is zero" then it should hold regardless of the probability of the risk. Essentially this is an unhealthy variant of Pascal's wager which already has lots of problems. What if, for example, I claim that the world would be destroyed if we don't run the LHC? Again, some tiny but non-zero probability. This sort of argument simply cannot be used without clearly ridiculous results.

    1. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Informative

      You misunderstand the meaning of the statement, it has the opposite implication.

      Death is not redressable, which means if you do in fact destroy the entire planet the cost of doing so is 0. So you might as well go ahead and take the risk no matter how large.

    2. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Say you find out on 1 Jan 2011 that the Earth will be swallowed by a brand new black hole on 1 Jan 2111. You spend the next 100 years working to move the human race to Mars and building new infrastructure there to support them. That 100 years of effort has a finite value which could be calculated. That way you know the cost of destroying the Earth.

    3. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a morbid mathematical-legal job called an actuary who practices in dealing with the estimated worth of people. See, there's no value in a person's death, but what the person would have earned should they have not died at that point can be computed and awarded to to the estate in a wrongful death lawsuit. Go ask O.J. Simpson. The LAPD bungled the investigation to the point there was reasonable doubt in the criminal trial... but O.J. got held liable on the more-likely-than-not standard in the civil trial, and now any money he touches belongs to the family of Ron Goldman.

    4. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

      That would have INFINITE value. Having the whole human race actually work on something, instead of just slacking off and constantly fighting legal battles instead.

    5. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Yes but if the whole planet was destroyed so was the estate hence it can't be paid either...

      But I didn't come up with the reasoning and don't really care if it is correct or not.

    6. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I have just discovered that the Earth is going to be swallowed by a giant space goat on January 7 2110...

    7. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      ...which could imply that the value in any cost-benefit analysis of the future of the Earth after it had been destroyed is zero" then it should hold regardless of the probability of the risk.

      Fortunately, USA courts do not rely exclusively on cost-benefit analysis. De minimis non curat lex and a trifle is exactly what this "risk" is. The article is merely an amusing "moot court" sort of exercise.

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  13. Sssh! We're ok as long as we don't ask.. by Exp315 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're neither dead nor alive so long as nobody looks into this issue. :-)

    1. Re:Sssh! We're ok as long as we don't ask.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're Schrodinger's cat!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!

  14. Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It had to be an American lawyer. Its a good thing the idiots in this country can't do much about it. There are idiots everywhere but why do OURS have to be so meddlesome? Before the first atomic weapons were used some scientists thought that the explosion would consume the entire atmosphere all around the world. One of the things that guy sites as an example of scientists failing to assess the outcome of an experiment is the bomb that was 15 megatons instead of 5. He claims miscalculations caused it? Yes miscalculations in the sense that they were pretty much guessing like our scientists are doing to some extent. This is why they weren't just like, "aight guys, lets put ALL the plutonium in there...the bigger the better right...?"

  15. Read the disclaimer by Kjella · · Score: 1

    IN NO EVENT WILL THE LHC BE LIABLE TO ANY THIRD PARTY FOR ANY SPECIAL, COLLATERAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, OR ENHANCED DAMAGES ("EXCLUDED DAMAGES"). EXCLUDED DAMAGES INCLUDE COSTS OF INSPECTION, REMOVAL, AND REPLACEMENT COSTS, REPROCUREMENT COSTS (INCLUDING MAGRATHEA'S ADMINISTRATIVE AND PERSONNEL COSTS) OF REPLACEMENT OR SUBSTITUTE PLANETS, LOSS OF GOODWILL, LOSS OF REVENUE OR PROFITS, AND LOSS OF USE, WITHOUT REGARD TO WHETHER LHC HAS BEEN NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF ANY SUCH CLAIM OR DAMAGE.

    Blah blah blah, there's too much YELLING in this post. Here's some junk for the filter: This Agreement will be binding upon and inure to the benefit of the parties and their respective permitted successors and assigns. Buyer may not assign this Agreement in any respect without the prior written consent of Seller. Seller may assign this Agreement, in whole or in part, or any of its rights or obligations hereunder without notice to or consent by Buyer. Seller may subcontract manufacturing or other work as to any or all Products without notice to or consent of Buyer. The failure of a party to enforce any right hereunder shall not waive that or any other right. If any provision of any Order Document is held to be illegal, invalid or unenforceable, then (i) such provision will be reformed to cure or remove such defect and if not reformed will be severed, (ii) the legality, validity and enforceability of the remaining provisions will not be affected or impaired, and (iii) the parties will endeavor in good faith to replace the severed provisions with valid provisions of the same or similar economic effect. The invalidity of a provision in a particular jurisdiction will not render unenforceable such provision in any other jurisdiction. No amendment or modification to the Order Documents will be effective unless specifically agreed in a writing signed by Seller

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    1. Re:Read the disclaimer by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      If we don't agree to the shrinkwrap terms, can we take the LHC back to the point of purchase for a full refund?

    2. Re:Read the disclaimer by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      As long as Magrathea has a backup I say we go for it.

    3. Re:Read the disclaimer by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      Yes, but to get in the door, you have to have TEA and NO TEA at the same time.

    4. Re:Read the disclaimer by Korbeau · · Score: 1

      Sorry but those magnets clearly weren't used in a normal fashion, warranty void!

    5. Re:Read the disclaimer by Elky+Elk · · Score: 1

      Only wimps use Magrathea as a backup: real men just let an evil parallel universe mirror it.

    6. Re:Read the disclaimer by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      I always do backups of my 'magrathea' server :-D But I don't think it would help....

  16. I believe CERN should just respond back to such by ancient_kings · · Score: 0

    lawyer dribble with an American generals famous quote, "I am not an atomic playboy." End of story.

    1. Re:I believe CERN should just respond back to such by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the word you were looking for there was "drivel."

  17. In a way I blame certain scientists by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean they make it sound like when something turns into a black hole it gains "More gravity" and sucks everything around into it which is utterly not true. (If a stellar mass BH went through our solar system the most likely thing it would do to the Earth is distort it's orbit and or move the Sun.) I mean we're talking about creating black holes so small they could literally go straight through a proton and miss all the quarks inside, sucking up nothing. Hey that reminds me, electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.(Kind of like the things they want to make in the LHC.) However they've never been observed to act like a BH even though you'd think they would. So that makes me think even if they made a singularity that small it wouldn't act like a BH either.

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    1. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Virak · · Score: 1

      I've never heard any physicist say such an absurd thing. Perhaps you are confusing them with creators of popular "science" fiction?

    2. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

      Really? Funny I think I've heard Dr Neil deGrasse Tyson talk about what would happen if a BH went through our solar system. (He made it sound like it would actually suck up the Earth.) I don't remember any thing about the most likely scenario, it would pass through and disturb the orbits of the planets but most likely actually never get close enough to suck up any planet at all. (At least for a stellar mass BH that would be the most likely scenario.)

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    3. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey that reminds me, electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.

      I thought strings have replaced the point singularities. Granted were talking the Planck distance here, but still not a dimensionless point.

    4. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 4, Informative

      "String theory" is just a hypothesis. No one's managed to actually predict anything useful with it. Until a testable prediction is confirmed it's nothing but interesting math. Also, the strings are one dimensional singularities, so even if it's correct they're still singularities (like a ring black hole.)

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    5. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by dkf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hey that reminds me, electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.

      You fail at quantum mechanics.

      Electrons aren't particles in any truly useful sense, they're waves. If they weren't, we wouldn't have electron orbitals and absolutely none of organic chemistry could work. (OK, they're quantized waves, which gives them some particulate characteristics, but not ones like "position" in any sense that matches the concept used for singularities.)

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    6. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by razvan784 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Electrons and quarks are NOT singularities, they're described by wave equations. They're not balls or points or anything like that either. They are "spread out" in space and time if you will. Only because they have significant momentum due to thermal motion, their spread is so small they look like points. If you cool them down to fractions of a kelvin you get Bose-Einstein condensates that actually do look like waves.

    7. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, yeah, I know. I've read three books on it now, and the main support seems to be "but the maths work so well!" :)

      Then they get to the part about needing a particle accelerator with a diameter that could contain the Oort Cloud just to do basic tests. After that is the chapter on holographic theory, and I realize the theoretical physics world has basically gone completely wrong in the head.

      But, hey, the maths work out! All those nasty zeros in infinities go away.

    8. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa there it makes as much sense to say that an electron is a wave as it does to say that it's a particle. It's the wave-particle duality which makes QM so bloody interesting. As such, it's particularly pompous to suggest that the GP failed at quantum mechanics.

      True, one can interpret quantum mechanics by focusing on its wave aspect or its particle aspect, but it's not as if there's a consensus by particle^Whigh-energy physicists one way or another whether an electron is a particle or a wave.

      Finally, according to the Standard Model of physics an electron most certainly can have a definite position. You just can't say anything of its momentum. :-)

    9. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      GGP failed at QM because quarks and electrons are *not* singularities.

    10. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

      Well I admit QM is really confusing to me.(As a layman) What I've read was that Electrons are dimensionless and have no spatial extent. (And that experiments to find if electrons have a size have put an upper limit on that that is rediculously small.) So does that mean in QM something can have no spacial extent yet not actually be a singularity. (Which sounds weird but then again I know we're talking about QM. Didn't Brian Greene postulate electrons might be BH? I'm pretty sure there's a lot of new issues that would come up if they were but like I say, QM is confusing to me.)

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    11. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      If a stellar mass BH went through our solar system the most likely thing it would do to the Earth is distort it's orbit and or move the Sun.

      Either of which would be pretty bad. We could find the Earth too hot or too cold to live on. We could even find ourselves getting tossed out of the solar system entirely. And if it came too close, we could wind up in orbit around the black hole, most likely a decaying one where being gobbled up was just a matter of time. Luckily, the chances of a rogue stellar mass black hole coming upon us is tiny. (This exact scenario is discussed in BadAstronomer/Phil Plait's excellent book Death From The Skies which I'm in the middle of reading.)

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    12. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the energy density of an unbound electron? Due to its mass? Due to its charge?

    13. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The possibility of the LHC producing black holes depends on string physics. Since this discussion is based on assuming that it is possible for the LHC to produce black holes, we must also assume string theory. IIRC the version of string theory that suggests the LHC can produce black holes also postulates "strings" that have more than one dimension.

    14. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's pretty hard to distinguish our idea of an elementary particle from a black hole with the same mass and force charges. What feature of electrons and quarks is it that you think is distinct from a black hole?

    15. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, you have it right. Ignore the previous posters who themselves seem to have failed quantum mechanics. Particularly the one who likes to make flat out statements of "fact."

    16. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A black hole is also described by a wave equation. A black hole of electron mass and electron charge would be described by a wave equation that looks an awful lot like that of an electron.

    17. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by BetterSense · · Score: 1

      You can't just decide that the issue of wave-particle duality is solved and declare electrons to be waves, and unparticles in any useful sense. Electrons are particles in many useful senses. You can count them, they have a certain amount of charge, and they have a measurable mass. Heck, they even have a 'spin'. There are massless entities like photons that are are much 'wavier'. Photons have a momentum, but at least they don't have mass, charge, or spin.

      Oh, and electrons are yellow, I don't care what anyone else says. Yellow!

    18. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

      So does that wave/particle duality come into this? I mean electrons for example have no size when you look at it from a particle point of view. But I know it should have wave characteristics as well. For an object to be a BH does it not only have to be a singularity but the, err umm, size of it's waviness have to also fit into its event horizon as well? (Not sure how clear that question is but I hope that the "gist" gets across.)

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    19. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

      Oh I don't doubt it would be extremely bad. But it seems when things turn to talking about black holes people want to sex things up by talking about things getting sucked in. (But they don't mention that those extreme gravitational effects only occur when you get fairly close so a BH so getting sucked in is the least of your worries.) So that leads into people thinking if you make a micro BH it'll suck up everything when really particles would have to get infinitesimally close to actually get sucked in. (You know, so close that it could go straight through a proton and miss all the quarks inside.)

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    20. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the problem is that you're thinking of an electron as being smeared out along it's wave function. While that way of thinking about it can give you the right answer sometimes, it can give you the wrong answer other times.

      The wave function isn't easy to interpret (and there's a lot of continued research into it) but one popular way of thinking about it is that the wave function is a probability wave, rather than an "electron wave." The wave function describes the probability that you will find the electron at any particular point, were you to look. When you actually do look, the electron is always found at a particular place, just like you'd expect from a particle. You never find a bit of electron here and a bit of electron there.

      The wave/particle duality applies to EVERYTHING. Electrons, supermassive black holes and you all have wave functions. However, the more massive the object, the less impact the wave properties have.

      Black holes really only have three properties: mass, spin and charge. Electrons also have only three properties: mass, spin and charge. If you could make a black hole that had a mass, spin and charge that were identical to those of an electron, theoretically there isn't really a way to tell them apart.

    21. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      I've never heard any scientist claim that a black hole sucks anything....Hollywood and TV show makers on the other hand......

    22. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's pretty hard to distinguish our idea of an elementary particle from a black hole with the same mass and force charges. What feature of electrons and quarks is it that you think is distinct from a black hole?

      For the same mass-energy the gravitational potential gradient of a true singularity will be much sharper nearer the electron than in a model with a radius greater than the Schwarzchild one (in a suitable inertial frame). This will have a tiny but nonvanishing effect on particles approaching the electron in the limit of short distances; this could be measured with interferometry. Indeed, it should be readily apparent in the measurement of the primary anisotropy of the CMBR as the surface of last scattering is driven by electron-photon interactions and so is essentially this sort of measurement duplicated a large number of times. (It'd be even more apparent if we could do neutrino interferometry...)

      Also, it seems unlikely since if supernovae produce outward pressures in excess of electron degeneracy pressures, then we would expect strange phase matter and gravitational waves from merging electron-black-holes. As far as I know there is no spectral evidence of these consequences of "sticky" electron black holes, while there is a reasonable expectation of and some evidence for daughter products of extreme outward pressures sufficient to produce them.

      Indeed, Hawking radiation was an attempt to explain not having observed evidence of large numbers of primordial and post-supernova microscopic black holes.

  18. Interesting and sobering. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    I think the take home lesson is thus: Scientists need to rise above the rabble and babble of human peccadilloes and attempt to be more humble, less confrontational ("Anyone who thinks the LHC is dangerous is a twat") and more rational. The LHC is a good object lesson in this regard. Climate change is another. As a species we are to the point where we can significantly damage the earth and there is no class of human being that is even remotely capable of dealing with these issues. Science, as a body, needs to have it's practitioners step back and avoid the logical fallacies allowed politicians, lawyers, TV pundits and other wingnuts.

    Of course, 'Science' isn't going to be able to do this very well because it's composed of irrational, emotional, childish, stressed and fallible humans. But we need to try as best we can. Either that or beam down Mr. Spock.

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    1. Re:Interesting and sobering. by adonoman · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's plenty of scientists who can discuss these topics rationally and humbly, they just make for really boring television. Nobody wants to listen to details or actually learn the theories and math behind the headlines, we just want a fight.

    2. Re:Interesting and sobering. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Yes.... science could be nicer about it. But from a scientific point of view, why should they be? Billions weren't spent on this thing like they were on, say, nonsense political wars. A great many learned individuals who have studied the physics in question for, you know, their entire adult lives are cool with this experiment - it's the next natural step to figure out how the universe works. If they skipped a step, let's point it out... but otherwise, enough is enough already.

      You're more likely to die slipping in the shower tomorrow morning than from the LHC.

      "Oh, the math can't prove it?" math can't *prove* anything but math - math is not physics. Math is a tool, and a study that is purely logical and abstract and lives by itself. No math is going to *prove* smashing large hadrons together at incredibly high energies is safe - the only thing that will prove that is smashing lots of them together in a controlled, observed environment. Which is what we are doing.

    3. Re:Interesting and sobering. by mevets · · Score: 1

      As a species, we have already significantly 'damaged' the earth. The 'earth' isn't the issue, the habitability of the planet by people is the issue. We have damaged that more.
      The earth doesn't matter, other than as it applies to us (inhabitants, not people from the USA). Unfortunately, we still can't tell if we will all die because we collapsed the plankton, polluted the air, depleted the climate buffers, or whatever our next clever trick is.

    4. Re:Interesting and sobering. by neiras · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's plenty of scientists who can discuss these topics rationally and humbly, they just make for really boring television.

      The LHC webcams, on the other hand, make for really panic-inducing television.

  19. Thank you, thank you, thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AAAHHHH!

    How would anyone else ever had the AAAHHHH moment, if you hadn't explained it to us. We are ever so grateful. Allow me, on behalf of all of Slashdot, to thank you.

  20. Schrodinger's Attorney? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't quite figure it out.

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    1. Re:Schrodinger's Attorney? by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't quite figure it out.

      Not Schrodinger's Attorney. Maxwell's DA.

      See, when you make humourous reference to Maxwell, the joke and the punchline are effortlessly sorted into the right order. With Schrodinger jokes, on the other hand, you never know whether it's going to be funny or not until you tell it, and by then it's too late.

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    2. Re:Schrodinger's Attorney? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Well played, sir, well played.

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    3. Re:Schrodinger's Attorney? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      Q: How long does a lawyer in a sealed box with poison gas bomb live?

      A: Who cares?

    4. Re:Schrodinger's Attorney? by RockDoctor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Q: How long does a lawyer in a sealed box with poison gas bomb live?
      A: Who cares?

      A 2 :The cat.

      Would you want to spend half of an eternity locked up with a lawyer?
      No.
      Neither would the cat (assuming that the cat is an intelligent rational being; their ready acquisition of staff instead of masters supports the idea that they are intelligent and rational). So, the cat would do something about the situation.
      This same logic has been used to show that (Schrodinger's) cat has learned how to travel in time. Presumably our new (old) time travelling feline overlords, (of whom I have been a welcoming devoted slave since before they will have had declared themselves) are also protecting us from the LHC universe-melting attempts.

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  21. Common sense required; hopeless... by KonoWatakushi · · Score: 4, Informative

    The argument for safety is very simple, and it doesn't require a physicist to make it. Sadly, it does require common sense, which is likely to be absent in this case.

    Anyway, here it is: the Earth has been--and continues to be--bombarded by cosmic rays of immensely greater energies than found in the LHC. After billions of years without incident, one can only conclude that any problems must not be very significant, as we are here after all.

    We aren't off the hook though; even if the LHC may not be capable of destroying the Earth, the lawyers are certainly doing a fine job.

    1. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A 'cosmic ray' created by the smashing of two particles together at 99.9999991% the speed of light is hardly going to be created 'at rest'.

    2. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, their energies (and velocities) are on a whole range that includes the velocities we are talking about achieving in the LHC. See the picture in this article and note that the energies of LHC particles are on the order of 10^12 ev; that is, well within the middle of the range. Furthermore, the energy of a proton depends solely on its velocity; there is nothing else to talk about when it comes to protons. A proton from space is the same as a proton in the LHC.

    3. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thank you for showing that you are one of the twats.

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    4. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The earth will implode and you don't have a towel ready.

      so long, and thanks for all the fish..

    5. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Your average cosmic ray consists of a boson: i.e., a hydrogen ion or a neutron. The consequences of the earth getting hit by one at slow velocities are pretty minimal.

      2. There is very little about what the LHC does which remains "at rest," anyway. We're talking about ramming atoms into each other, yes? At high speeds?

    6. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Your logic leaks like a sieve of Eratosthenes. The fact that two events have similar energies does not make them equivalent, any more that the fact that I weigh the same that you do means that I can sleep with your wife. 5kg of watermelon and 5kg of plutonium behave very differently when compressed. A few TeV in a cosmic ray isn't going to create a strangelet that crystallizes the earth into dark matter, but a few TeV in the LHC... nobody knows.

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  22. No by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    Is the LHC dangerous. Quite possibly. Will it destroy the world? Ask British physicist Brian Cox: "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat."

    I think that sums it up.

    1. Re:No by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Brian Cox: "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat."

      To which I will invoke Clarke's first law:

      When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

      Arthur C Clarke would have loved this debate BTW. I am sorry he can't be here. I am off to read Childhoods End again.

    2. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's only 41 years old, according to Wikipedia.

      And I do not think that Arthur C. Clarke would have liked this so-called debate very much, any more than he liked evolution denial or geocentrism. The "arguments" that the LHC has even the tiniest chance of destroying the world are utterly specious. In many ways, they're less defensible than evolution denial, because they're made by people who should know better. There are plenty of high-energy protons (and low-energy ones) whizzing around everywhere all the time. The only thing the LHC does is to make one more, and to put a detector in the right place.

    3. Re:No by elistan · · Score: 1

      Clarke is talking about what's possible at a much higher level than discussing the capabilities of an already-built machine. Consider the difference between saying "It's impossible for people to fly" and "It's impossible for this Audi to fly." That's the same difference between saying "It's impossible to create a black hole that will swallow the Earth" and "It's impossible the LHC will destroy the Earth." With enough advancement and resources, we might be able to do the former some day - who knows. But that doesn't mean the boffins don't understand the energy levels that will be seen in the LHC, and how those energy levels compare to cosmic radiation collisions that happen naturally in the Earth's upper atmosphere. Based on my very non-technical understanding of the argument, saying the LHC can destroy the Earth via creating a black hole is analogous to saying that turning on my TV will cause a matter/antimatter explosion big enough to destroy the Earth.

    4. Re:No by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

      I once asked a distinguished but elderly scientist whether there was a large elephant on my head. He said he thinks that a large invisible elephant sitting on my head is impossible. Since he is very probably wrong, that means it is more likely than not that I've had an elephant sitting on my head for many years and didn't know.

      In other words, that's just silly. The LHC will produce smaller collisions than found in nature. It just does it where we can see the results. It has the same chance (I'll grant as non-zero) of destroying the planet as crashing the latest Ford over at the IIHS or NHTSA test sites. Just because no other crash has created a black hole among the tens of millions of automobile crashes in the wild and other test sites, doesn't mean the next one won't, right? The chance of that Ford making a black hole and consuming the earth is the same as the LHC. Except the LHC is approximating something that hasn't been done just tens of millions of times, but trillions of times or more. All without incident. Yet the one done by man will end the earth when all the ones in the wild never did? Sure, and the IIHS crash test will end the world as well.

      Arthur C Clarke would have loved this debate BTW.

      No one enjoys debating with the willfully ignorant. Arthur C Clarke included.

    5. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problem here then, as Cox is neither elderly nor particularly distinguished (as a physicist).

    6. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when a scientist states that there's no such thing as an invisible unicorn, should I read it as unicorns exist?

    7. Re:No by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      To which I will invoke Clarke's first law

      To which I will invoke Voltaire:

      A witty saying proves nothing

    8. Re:No by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Good thing Brian is not that old then!

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    9. Re:No by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. There exist distinguished but elderly scientists who are strong atheists (that is, believe that God cannot exist).
      2. Clarke's First Law.
      Ergo, God exists.

      Something seems a bit flawed there.

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    10. Re:No by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

      I once asked a distinguished but elderly scientist whether there was a large elephant on my head. He said he thinks that a large invisible elephant sitting on my head is impossible. Since he is very probably wrong, that means it is more likely than not that I've had an elephant sitting on my head for many years and didn't know.

      You mangled and extended the logic rather severely there. Because he said he thought a large invisible elephant sitting on your head is impossible, Arthur C. Clarke's quote indicates he's "very probably wrong". That means that probably it's possible that there's a large invisible elephant on your head. There's no statement suggesting the probability is high, or the duration is high, or your ignorance is involved. Simply that it's probably possible.

      Worse, through "magic" advanced technology, it might actually be possible. If you allow for light-distortion technology that masks objects from visible light, and you allow for levitation devices, it's within the realm of imaginable for you to have an invisible elephant over your head when you ask your question. Sure... the technology doesn't currently exist, and there's no strong reason to think it's around the corner, but it's not utterly ludicrous to think that it could happen. Or could have happened prior to you asking your highly unusual question.

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    11. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...He said he thinks that a large invisible elephant sitting on my head is impossible. Since he is very probably wrong..."

      no, he is wrong.

      it's not impossible that you have an invisible and weightless(!) elephant sitting on your head. that he said it was is wrong.

      it's just very unlikely.

      whether it's true or not i wouldn't tell too many people as they may take you to hospital. at least this elderly scientist entertained your ideas.

    12. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once asked a distinguished but elderly scientist whether there was a large elephant on my head. He said he thinks that a large invisible elephant sitting on my head is impossible. Since he is very probably wrong, that means it is more likely than not that I've had an elephant sitting on my head for many years and didn't know.

      It does not follow that it is more likely than not that you have an elephant on your head. It only follows that it is very probably not impossible that there is an elephant on your head.

    13. Re:No by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Where did he say it was impossible?

      Saying you think something will happen is a much stronger claim of probability that merely noting the probability is non-zero. So saying that someone who makes the former claim is a twat doesn't mean you're claiming it's totally impossible.

      What if someone ran around saying they thought the world was going to be destroyed by a big asteroid tomorrow - are going to say we shouldn't dismiss him, because the probability is non-zero? What about someone claiming we'll all turn into headless chickens? There's a non-zero probability of that too.

    14. Re:No by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet the one done by man will end the earth when all the ones in the wild never did?

      The other ones were Natural. These new ones are made from harsh chemicals and might give the Earth cancer.

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    15. Re:No by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      True, but Clarke's quote is also extremely misleading without mentioning probability.

      It may be possible that there is a large, invisible elephant sitting on the GPs head, but the probability of this being true is so small it is not worth worrying about. Similarly, it is not impossible that the LHC will destroy the planet, but the probability of it doing so is so small it is not worth worrying about (once we've established that it is indeed very small).

      It may also be possible that by typing my next sentence I will cause just the right flow of electricity to somehow cause the planet to collapse into strange matter. However, the probability is so small as to be

    16. I once asked a distinguished but elderly scientist whether there was a large elephant on my head. He said he thinks that a large invisible elephant sitting on my head is impossible. Since he is very probably wrong, that means it is more likely than not that it's possible that I've had an elephant sitting on my head for many years and didn't know.

      Fixed your example to match the actual law, which involves possibilities, not whether something is or isn't.

    17. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations on linking to the Wikipedia article and failing to notice Asimov's Corollary to Clarke's First Law:
      "When, however, the lay public rallies round an idea that is denounced by distinguished but elderly scientists and supports that idea with great fervor and emotion -- the distinguished but elderly scientists are then, after all, probably right."

  23. False premise by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The lawyer is basing his findings on a false premise: "any particle physicists would be afraid for their livelihoods". This is not the case. There are a lot of particle physicists that are not working for CERN and whose research does no depend on CERN nor the LHC.

    Also the bit about "anybody else afraid for their lives". I am not afraid for my life.

    I am neither a particle physicist nor afraid for my life, there is no problem.

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    1. Re:False premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but - the guys not working for CERN are just a bunch of losers and can't be trusted and you might be an assbot bent on destroying the hoomanz.

    2. Re:False premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, lots of these particle physicists have tenure. Such is the nature of the scientific community. Hence, I doubt they're afraid for their livelihood, as, you know, it's *guaranteed*.

    3. Re:False premise by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Some of the most convincing arguments for why the LHC will not destroy the planet come from astronomy anyway. And astronomers don't really have any vested interest in the LHC.

    4. Re:False premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am no particle physicist

      That would explain a certain resonance cascade...

    5. Re:False premise by countblah · · Score: 1

      Not just false, but demonstrating extreme ignorance of how science actually works. Confirming widely accepted models is useful, but boring. Sure, presenting a crackpot theory as an "expert witness" might be harmful to a physicist's livelihood, but demonstrating that the LHC is dangerous through solid, testable evidence (you know, that science stuff) would make a physicist's reputation.

    6. Re:False premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they do, I know at least 4 off the top of my head. If I'm assuming correctly, you're referring to astronomers as the crowd who says "more energetic collisions happen in the upper atmosphere all the time!" While that may be the case, it's a whole lot more work to get some sort of detector up there ;) So they may know they happen, but they don't know any of the mechanics/results, which is why it's appropriate to build a ground-level machine ^_^

    7. Re:False premise by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nope, generally those would be counted as particle physics studying collisions in the atmosphere.

      I'm talking about the astronomers who have noticed that neutron stars don't spontaneously convert into black holes.

      If anything, neutron star studying astronomers are going to be competing with particle physicists for funding.

  24. extremely fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is a wonderful approach!
    it shows the difference between law and progress: law is meant to make society work. it does not have a need to be "right". there is no right. human progress is made by making mistakes and taking risks. law is there to make order and society. we are at a point now where progress means making mistakes that have the potential to take out all of the society that law is meant to enable. the questions are very profound and i will not attempt to answer them, but this is a great way to access them. the same applies to many other topics like nuclear weapons, nano tech, genetics etc, but i have never before seen them put forward so accessible. thank you!

  25. Inappropriate use of cost-benefit analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cost-benefit analysis is inappropriate for an experiment like that in that the worst-case undesirable outcome would result in everyone being dead. A Risk-benefit analysis is the preferred method of determining if an experiment is ethical.

    Let us imagine we were doing an analysis of the following game - Someone will pay you one million dollars to take a single bullet, load it into a six shot revolver, spin the cylinder and then point the gun to your head and pull the trigger. A cost-benefit analysis says you shouldn't do this - the risk is your life, or 100% vs one million dollars. On the other hand, a risk-benefit analysis says you have a 83.33% chance of walking away with one million dollars, which is a pretty good bet (admit it, you'd probably do it.)

    The LHC is similar. Even the nay-sayers agree the chances of something cataclysmic happening is very low. On the other end, the things we learn about the inner workings of the universe and strange particles could improve life for everyone on earth.

    1. Re:Inappropriate use of cost-benefit analysis by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      A cost-benefit analysis says you shouldn't do this - the risk is your life, or 100% vs one million dollars. On the other hand, a risk-benefit analysis says you have a 83.33% chance of walking away with one million dollars, which is a pretty good bet (admit it, you'd probably do it.)

      You have just described why a cost-benefit analysis is a good idea in this case. If there is any chance that this experiment would destroy the Earth (and I'm not saying that there is), then don't do it. Why bet all life (as far as we know) and its entire history on a physics experiment? I wouldn't place that bet just as I would not agree to play Russian Roulette for any amount of money.

  26. End of world by TheLinker · · Score: 1

    I say to test the LHC on 2012/12/21, so if there is a end of world, we will know (or not)

  27. Seriously?! by gillbates · · Score: 1

    I like the academic arguments. In this case, its purely academic.

    But the problem I have with this guy's approach is that while the likelihood of LHC-created Earth-destroying black holes is infitesimally small, the likelihood of crazy nutjobs picking up his argument as "proof" of LHC dangers approaches 1. Society will always have people with mental disabilities; taking advantage of them doesn't make you look smart - it just makes you look cruel and stupid. In this case, it's fairly obvious he's either oblivious to the problems his statements will create for other people, or he cares more for gaining publicity than the possible problems his statements will create.

    There are valid concerns with the global warming debate. I have seen the data, and yes, a cursory analysis of temperature puts us on the downward decline of a 100 year cycle*. However, even a rudimentary understanding of physics dispels any concerns over LHC created black holes. The controversy is manufactured entirely by the press and a few, possibly very stupid, lackeys who go along with them for reasons unknown. I can only speculate the reasons why he can't be bothered to obtain even a first-semester understanding of physics, but I, for one, would not hire anyone as my lawyer who demonstrates not only a complete misunderstanding of physics, but also the inability to even perform a Google search on the subject.

    There is another possibility of course; that they'll simply attempt to ignore it.

    He forgets a third possibility: that the physicist who does respond will expose his ignorance in a very public and demeaning manner. The more charitable physicists might simply dismiss the charge, but if I had to respond, it would be very difficult for me to refrain from calling him incorrigibly stupid and recommending him for a career digging ditches, as digging himself into a hole is the only talent he's demonstrated. The only recovery possible from such a ludicrous position is to admit you've found Jesus and have changed from your old, vindictive, lying, self.

    * - Yes, I understand there are, really, genuinely crazy people denying global warming. However, there are also well-reasoned arguments calling into question the connection between burning fossil fuels and global temperature (for example, we can only account for about half of the carbon burned as fossil fuels; it's going somewhere, but it's not staying in the atmosphere...) But that's nowhere close to the notion of LHC-created black holes destroying the earth. Even if we could create black holes with the LHC, they would possess the same mass and gravitational attraction as their constituent particles - negligible. Unlike global warming, the LHC issue is not a matter of an unresolved scientific question, but rather, a misunderstanding of basic physics.

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    1. Re:Seriously?! by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      * - Yes, I understand there are, really, genuinely crazy people denying global warming. However, there are also well-reasoned arguments calling into question the connection between burning fossil fuels and global temperature (for example, we can only account for about half of the carbon burned as fossil fuels; it's going somewhere, but it's not staying in the atmosphere...)

      It dissolves in the oceans, and acidifies them? Is that really the mystery here?

  28. Anthropomorphic Prinicple suggests that ... by p-cubed · · Score: 1

    the absence of detectable advanced civilizations may result from the inevitable destruction by black holes of such civilizations once they acquire the capacity to build an LHC-like device. Hence, the LHC will destroy the earth.

    1. Re:Anthropomorphic Prinicple suggests that ... by Lithdren · · Score: 1

      But this assumes much. Who's to say the development of this, or some other device, doesn't develops into a technology beyond our ability to intercept it? Say, instant reliable communication over infinate distance. If such a thing were discovered by the LHC, or any such experiment, that was shown to be cheap, effective, and long lasting, I can more or less guarentee we'd stop broadcasting radio waves overnight. You asume with such a theory that the only way to achieve such an outcome (We cant see you) is that you're no longer there. I have to disagree with this.

  29. Redundant by XanC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that "Redundant" mod refers to your use of "cockroaches" and "lawyers" as separate.

    1. Re:Redundant by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I know now that I look back at it.


      Do you know why they bury lawyers twelve feet under rather than six?


      Because deep down, they're really good people.

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    2. Re:Redundant by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I thought it was just to make sure they stay buried.

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    3. Re:Redundant by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      I thought it was just to make sure they stay buried.

      No, because deep down they're really good people.


      (Sorry, just thought I'd keep to the theme of 'redundant.')

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    4. Re:Redundant by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      All lawyers are cockroaches. Not all cockroaches are lawyers. There are at least a few good cockroaches out there!

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  30. The legal system is not logical or scientific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Myself I'm fearful Neros creepy red matter transport spaceship was ruined so he is now personally overseeing the development of the LHC to destroy the earth from a location other than San Francisco Bay.

    Its pretty sad there are still crackpots out there lacking basic knowledge of the relationship between matter/energy and gravity.

  31. What happens ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you take 3 minature black holes and place them into the horadic cube ?

    Problem solved?

  32. The Lawyer Doesn't Know Dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason why the LHC physicist are the only ones who've done a risk analysis is because they're the only ones for whom the trouble of formalizing the arguments that are well known in the community is worth it. There are two really simple lines of argument. The first, and best, is that events like what we will be producing in the LHC are not unprecedented. There are many more far more energetic collisions with the atmosphere every day. If such collisions were capable of destroying the planet, the planet never would have made it past the first few million years, let along a big target like Jupiter, the sun, or countless other stars.

    The second argument, also, true, is that the gravity produced by a black hole isn't some magical all powerful destructive force. If I were to take the mass of the Earth and to suddenly compress it into a black hole the rest of the solar system wouldn't even notice. It isn't because the Earth is a tiny part of the solar system's mass, either, it's because the gravity outside of a few times the radius of the black hole is the same as though the mass inside weren't a black hole. So a black hole that the LHC might produce would be no more capable of eating the earth than a gold nucleus or a clump of a few thousand neutrons.

  33. I'm trying to guess... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... the cumulative IQ of the "jury of their peers". Over 2000? (Imagine the sort of questions that'll be asked of the potential jurors by the defense counsel.) Ah, heck. With the way most courts seem to work nowadays, it'd probably be lucky to break 1000.

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    1. Re:I'm trying to guess... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      How many jurors do you guys have? Wikipedia says Scotland has the biggest juries, at 15, and that in the US usually it's 12 but can go as low as 6. Even if the article didn't specify US law and we were considering Scotland instead, you'd still be VERY unlikely to find a jury with a combined IQ of 2000.

      Assuming a 12 person US jury, you'd expect, on average, to find the combined IQ to be 1200.

  34. CERN Analysis by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``But most worrying of all, it points out that the safety analyses so far have all been done by CERN itself.''

    If we say it's dangerous, we don't get funding. We lose.

    If we say it's safe and we're right, we get funding. We win.

    If we say it's safe and we're wrong, we'll all be dead and it won't matter.

    Therefore, we're gonna say it's safe.

    Not saying that there is any risk that LHC will destroy Earth, nor that I believe CERN's analysis went that way, nor even that I believe that CERN really was the only party doing the safety analysis. But having one party assess the safety of its own planned activities, without any independent verification, is a bad idea.

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    1. Re:CERN Analysis by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      "If we say it's safe and we're wrong, we'll all be dead and it won't matter."

      I don't get why people keep spouting this line of reasoning. You might as well play Russian roulette for money. If you're right and the bullet isn't in the chamber you win! If you're wrong and it is you'll be dead and it wont matter.

    2. Re:CERN Analysis by Engeekneer · · Score: 1

      If we say it's safe and we're wrong, we'll all be dead and it won't matter.

      Uhm, it won't matter? Well legally maybe, but you know, scientist at CERN are not some crazy mad scientists with a deathwish for themselves and everybody else. It's not like they say "Hmm, well, the earth will probably be destroyed, but that means I don't have to go to that boring annual tea party in june. Ah, what the heck, let's say it's safe". It would be more like "Uhm, guys, check these calculations, we'd better send this to mr big boss NOW, since if we go to higher energies we might fuck things up"

    3. Re:CERN Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ``but you know, scientist at CERN are not some crazy mad scientists with a deathwish for themselves and everybody else.''

      No, of course not. That part of my post was tongue-in-cheek. Maybe I should have made that clearer.

    4. Re:CERN Analysis by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      If we say it's safe and we're wrong, we'll all be dead and it won't matter.

      Unless every scientist that took part in the safety analysis has a death wish, I'd say it would probably matter to them. Actually, not just a death wish for themselves but also for their families, their friends, and every single person they've ever met. This argument is equivalent to calling every scientist that took part in the safety studies a suicidal, homicidal psychopath. You might be able to convince me one or two are, but all of them?

  35. Delayed until 2012? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, now legal challenges will delay the LHC experiments until December 12, 2012.

  36. Gov force limits liability and cost-effectiveness by AlexLibman · · Score: 0

    I'm not saying that LHC is dangerous, but it would definitely take a government to cause any serious damage to this planet. In a free society, doing anything potentially dangerous would result in you being flooded with demands for transparency and lawsuits from your neighbors (possibly millions of them) and their representatives, making many of the more insane scientific ventures downright impossible here on earth. That's what outer space is for! Most mining and manufacturing would eventually take place there anyway, and dangerous experiments should as well. And once you beat gravity getting offa this rock, getting to the other side of the solar system is no trouble at all.

  37. You Missed One by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    The analysis discusses the problem with expert witnesses, which is that any particle physicists would be afraid for their livelihoods and anybody else afraid for their lives.

    Pardon me, Mr. Lawyer, but you missed one.

    The problem with testimony from a lawyer regarding such a potential lawsuit is that any lawyer would assume that a lawsuit and the testimony of opposing expert witnesses is the best way to answer the question.

    The folly of this is clearly encapsulated in the statement above. First it mentions expert witnesses, then it implies that people who are not members of the set "particle physicists" could be expert witnesses. That notion is rooted in the fundamentally flawed and intrinsically lawyerly hypothesis that both sides of any supposition have equal truth value until a couple lawyers get paid and a judge decides which one is more persuasive.

    To put a fine point on it, Mr. Lawyer: Your implicit supposition that a lawsuit can add anything of value to the discussion is prima facie ridiculous. Your law degree and professorship are considerable achievements, but they are not sufficient to give your opinions any merit regarding matters of particle physics -- no more than you would care about my opinion on the validity of a complex corporate contract.

    1. Re:You Missed One by MORB · · Score: 1

      The article just skims the surface of the lawyer's 90 pages essay. He does address all of these points. It's actually a very interesting read.

  38. If there is zero chance.... by thinktech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    then why didn't the risk assessment team place the risk at zero? If the risk is greater than zero, then why take a chance with the entire planet? Within a few decades this would be entirely possible to do on the moon.

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    1. Re:If there is zero chance.... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      There's a non-zero chance of all sorts of terrible things resulting from trivial actions - should we ban all of them?

      I could just as well argue that there's a non-zero chance of the world ending if we don't operate the LHC. Without evidence, your claim is pointless, and is just a variation on the flawed Pascal's Wager (you're setting up a false dichotomy by only considering the two possibilities of "LHC destroys the world" and "LHC doesn't destroy the world").

    2. Re:If there is zero chance.... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There is a non-zero chance that your next Slashdot posting will cause a quantum mechanical reaction that will destroy the planet (or the universe, whatever). Therefore you should refrain from posting on Slashdot, right?

      BTW - the LHC is the most expensive (and largest?) scientific apparatus ever constructed. It's going to be a LONG time before we're realistically able to build anything like it on the moon.

  39. False premise by Bubz · · Score: 1

    Surely one significant problem in the study (this being Slashdot, I of course haven't read it myself) is the premise that only professional particle physicists can understand the subject matter well enough to be an expert witness? I'd bet there are a good number of (non-particle physicists) here who understand the theory well enough.

  40. Critical Mass by moozoo · · Score: 1

    What if someone had reached a critical mass of enriched uranium before we knew it would start a fission reaction... And did so in a lab within a major city... I do think LHC is safe. But who knows. Yes the earth has been bombarded by higher energies than those in the LHC. But are they doing so under the same conditions as those inside the LHC. What if there is something we don't know that happens with say high energy collisions in a high very magnetic field (which probably doesn't happen naturally).

  41. You ignored the most common argument.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear what you're saying, but I also notice that you didn't address the most common rebuttal to your explanations... In the earths atmosphere there is little matter to absorb in the (near-)direct environment, while there likely is within the LHC. And once more mass comes in that Hawking radiation lets out...

  42. No, we didn't by mbstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Mr. Layman,

    We lawyers often have to quickly develop expertise in this or that technical subject depending on the case, and we have to know the subject matter cold in order to engage in meaningful examination of the witnesses. ("Isn't it true, Mr. Developer, that you typed 'i++' instead of '++i', causing the stack to overflow and necessitating a scram of the atomic pile?") You might remember the episode of "ER" where they had a lawyer who knew his medicine so well that the doctors would let him operate on people.

    In the LHC scenario you describe, a successful civil action based on negligence might require service of a summons with near-infinite mass traveling at 0.99C. We're used to this.

  43. Funny, but wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Epicycles were never a scientific theory, they were an idea based on a preconceived notion that the Earth is the center and everything else rotates around it, then the observed data was fit to support this 'fact'.

  44. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The big problem is if it's the wrong incomplete.

    Your so-called "argument" doesn't even begin to address the question.
    It's basically a knee-jerk reaction to a lawyer describing science in a way you don't personally approve of.

  45. Doomsday device by mrjb · · Score: 1

    So basically anyone that builds a proper doomsday device can legally get away with it? AWESOME.

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    1. Re:Doomsday device by tp_xyzzy · · Score: 1

      Only if it happens to work correctly.

  46. The real question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not about black holes, it's about the creation of the Higg's field. The debate boils down to whether the Higg's particle (messenger particle of the Higg's field) can exist without being observed. If it only comes into existence when it is observed, then the Higg's field will be created by the observers. The function of the Higg's field is to destroy and recreate the universe. That's why the Higg's particle is called the 'god' particle. And that is what they are looking for. Wave function theories fall on two sides; one, that the particle must be observed to exist, two, that there are an infinite number of universes hiving off from this one every instant, and we exist in the universe where the particle has been observed. If the first scenario is correct, our universe will be recycled and we will not exist. The other prediction is that we will pop up in a universe where an 'accident' has prevented the observation from taking place (it took place in an alternate universe). Of course, the universe we pop up in may be slightly different (worldwide economic collapse, religious wars, 'bama/'sama, palin/putin, climate collapse etc.) I figure it will take another half dozen 'accidents at the LHC before we smell something fishy in Switzerland, and it won't be the cheese.

  47. No, you haven't heard that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you haven't heard that.

    Please post a link to where climate scientists (as opposed to scaremongering denialists) have said anything like "we may have started a runaway greenhouse effect"

    We'll wait.

    1. Re:No, you haven't heard that. by NtroP · · Score: 1

      No, you haven't heard that.

      Please post a link to where climate scientists (as opposed to scaremongering denialists) have said anything like "we may have started a runaway greenhouse effect"

      We'll wait.

      Let's see, 5 seconds of googling returned pages of results with the first one being this: Failure to tackle global warming could spell the end for humanity, warns UN report.

      Don't you EVER tell my what I have and haven't heard. And don't try to claim that the scaremongering is coming from denialists! The science on the root cause of "climate change" is not in and it's the scientists with a vested political and monetary interest in AGW who are doing the scaremongering.

      The climate may be changing. Humans may be contributing to it to some degree. How much, I don't know and you don't either. Also, no one has convinced me that moving the temperate zone north a bit will be a bad thing for humanity. So Russia and Canadaand Alaska become the world's bread-basket. Is that a bad thing? Yes, it's change. Yes, there MAY be some coastal changes (slowly over hundreds of years). Yes, there might be an Island or two that currently sits a few feet above sea-level that will have to be evacuated. Sad, but things change. Not a global catastrophe by any means. Simply the fact that your side has switched from calling it Global Warming to "Climate Change" is very telling.

      The climate has always changed. In fact it has historically changed much faster than it is now in swings that mage even the worst projections seem insignificant. And it has done it over and over and over again. We will adapt.

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    2. Re:No, you haven't heard that. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      How much, I don't know and you don't either.

      That's correct, however one side has almost every credible organization of scientists on it (list), the other has a writer of thrillers, some blogs and lobbyists. There are five organizations which are considered to be on the fence (see the same page), but even there you find not one which actually issued a statement that it thinks climate change is not occurring. There is no scientific controversy about global warming, only a political one.

      As for the impact on humanity - the temperature rising a few degrees is the prediction for the "good" scenario - i.e. what's expected to happen if we do act and reduce carbon emissions significantly and swiftly. It's nice if you think that's not so bad, but that's irrelevant. When deciding whether to tackle climate change you need to go with the bad scenario - i.e. what's expected to happen if we don't act, emissions continue to rise and temperature changes dramatically.

  48. Tell it in a box by syousef · · Score: 1

    With Schrodinger jokes, on the other hand, you never know whether it's going to be funny or not until you tell it, and by then it's too late.

    The solution of course is to tell the joke in a box with no one else there and never come out.

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  49. And how big was that black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how big was that black hole?

    It's already known that a star passing through the solar system can suck up the earth and burn it. Or throw it out of the solar system to freeze.

    You're the one making the meme you're complaining of.

    Try a little education.

    Is the real problem that the LHC is not in the US?

  50. I'm going with the probabilities... by meerling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's see:
    flying monkeys crawling out your rectum > LHC destroying the world > homosexual leprechaun giving you magical money tree that grows $100 bills for leaves and has cocaine filled nuts

    Of course, it's kind of hard to prove any of those is absolutely impossible, but you sure can calculate them as having absurdly low odds.... (So low, that if you tried to count the zeros between the decimal point and the first non-zero digit you'd fall asleep long before you got to it. That's why scientists like using those funny looking math formulas most of the LHC haters can't understand.)

    Sorry Slashdotters, but I'm getting sick of this paranoid ignorant jihad to crucify a rather expensive but potentially critical piece of research.
    If you want to whine about how much money is being used, fine, it's a bloody lot. (Though it's less than the cost of 10 stealth bombers.)
    If you want to whine about how 'pure research' isn't useful, fine. (When electricity was still in the 'pure research' stage and the question was raised as to what use was it, a famous scientist replied "what use is a baby"...)
    If you want to spout conspiracy theories (yours or other peoples), please go back to your paranoid blogs and leave this stuff to people who actually passed grade school math and science classes without cheating. (Many slashdotters have actually passed college level classes on trig, calculus, and even physics.)

    Now lawyers are jumping into the mess when they aren't asked to.
    What are the lawyers going to do next, threaten to sue people for not preparing for the fantasized, err, 'predicted' 2012 world disaster?

    At least these media spawned circuses keeps the reporters from investigating my secret genesplicing experiments to create parasitic miniaturized colon dwelling hybridized eagle-macaques.

    Thanks, take a break, and laugh at the stupidity before you drown in it...

    1. Re:I'm going with the probabilities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, are those the tree's nuts or the leprechaun's?

    2. Re:I'm going with the probabilities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...If you want to whine about how much money is being used, fine, it's a bloody lot. (Though it's less than the cost of 10 stealth bombers.)...

      Yes, but you can blow up even more stuff with the stealth bombers!

    3. Re:I'm going with the probabilities... by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 1

      homosexual leprechaun giving you magical money tree that grows $100 bills for leaves and has cocaine filled nuts.

      Hmm...

      homosexual - homosexuals exist
      leprechaun - there are really small people who could be described as "dwarfs", "gnomes" or "leprechauns"
      give - there are some religions are really are about sharing your stuff
      magical - any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
      tree that grows $100 bills for leaves and has cocaine filled nuts - both banknotes and cocaine are plant based, probably could be done with some really advanced genetic engineering

      I think this has a bigger chance of happening than the LHC black hole. (Not sure about the flying ass-monkeys though.)

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    4. Re:I'm going with the probabilities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wife likes my cocaine filled nuts.

  51. triumph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attorney tries to triumph a natural law with a judical law. Well, let's see who wins.

  52. Antonio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this squabble about the LHC and "possible black holes" makes me think 90% of the population has the mindset of the middle-ages. No, there is no hope for humanity.

  53. Red Herring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I somehow see the focus on black holes as a red herring. Yeah, sure it's likely the LCH won't produce any Earth-wrecking black holes. If Sir Stephen says so, it must be true. So here's where the car analogy falls apart: What about the other dangers of having all that energy concentrated in one place? Have we received any guarantees that such release will not trigger some other natural catastrophe? No more destructive than a car crash on a speedway, you say? But how much energy does the LHC pack in comparison to a car?

    1. Re:Red Herring by illu · · Score: 1

      Kinetic energy released by two protons colliding at the LHC: 14 TeV = 14*10^12 eV = 2.24*10^(-6) J
      Kinetic energy released by two 1 metric ton cars at 90 km/h (56 mph): 2*0.5*m*v^2 = 2*0.5*1000*(90*1000/3600)^2 = 6.25*10^5 J

      (2.24*10^(-6)) / (6.25*10^5) = 3.6*10^(-12)

      The LHC packs roughly 1 000 000 000 000 LESS energy than a car collision.

    2. Re:Red Herring by tom17 · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing this, and I understand that this is the energy for a single proton-proton collision. But the fact is, they have a LOT more than 1 proton circulating. There is in fact a LOT of energy circulating in the LHC. So much so that they can't just 'turn it off' without highly destructive consequences.
      As such, they have huge beam dumps to absorb the beams. See here. http://lhc-machine-outreach.web.cern.ch/lhc-machine-outreach/components/beam-dump.htm

      However, I guess the only energy levels that really matter are the actual collisions themselves which is, I guess, just a proton-proton collision with the above mentioned low overall energy.

      My question is this. Is it only possible to have multiple proton-proton collision events, or is it possible for multiple protons in the same bunch to become part of the same 'event' such that there are more than 2 total protons in the collision event.

      If the former, then sure, yep, we are safe. Also my understanding that there is so much empty space in there that the proton-proton events are the only ones likely to occur.
      But what if it's the latter and multiple protons (>3) could create a larger event. I guess that not that many would be able to join in with the event, but could they 'feed' a MBH or somethign like that? (Not that the MBH would be stationary at the point of collision anyway).

      I'm not a physicist but deeply fascinated by it all. Just rambling out loud :)

      Tom...

    3. Re:Red Herring by illu · · Score: 1

      I agree, these number are meaningless. It doesn't make any sense to compare the energy in the LHC to the energy of a car, so I felt such a question called for an answer that doesn't make any sense either :)

      I'm not a particle physicist so I have no idea what I'm talking about but:
      Once two protons collide (with enough energy) they pretty much explode into their quark components (plus probably gamma rays but whatever), so I don't see how you could have more than two protons colliding in a row ... and there shouldn't be a three+ "simultaneous" protons collision since it's not like they all converge to a single spot, they are shot in beams (or they couldn't be guided) so two protons that could collide have to be on the same trajectory, you can't have two or three trajectories intersecting.

      And about a MBH as someone posted above us one resulting even from a 3 or more proton collision would have such a small radius that it would be a looooooooong time before it can swallow anything, which wouldn't increase its size much, and it would again wait a looooooong time to satisfy its hunger, and the sun would be out before it becomes a real threat to the planet.

      ^ again, IANAPP, nfi what I'm talking about.

  54. ...but wrong by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Epicycles do not depend on the Earth being the centre of the Universe. They are a way of approximating observations when you don't have ellipses and Kepler's laws to work with. I suspect one reason that Kupfernigk(Copernicus) delayed publication was that by the end of de Revolutionibus he had just as many epicycles and deferents as the Ptolemaic theory - because the observations he worked with were better and there was more to explain.

    Epicycles were used because they had, wait for it, predictive power - they predicted future events quite well. In the state of knowledge at the time, with observations made from the Earth, it was natural to use the Earth as the frame of reference. The simple heliocentric theory is equally "wrong" from that point of view - the center of the Sun is not the exact center of the Solar System.

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    1. Re:...but wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Epicycles had terrible predicting power, they had to be adjusted constantly and the adjustments required made the epicycle idea mostly unusable. At the same time when epicycles were in use others suggested that the idea can be simplified if the Earth is not taken to be the center (or halfway from the center to be precise) but if the Sun was to be the center of motion. This did not catch on until much later.

  55. lawyers in charge of science experiments? by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 1

    Sure, let's put lawyers in charge of science experiments. After that, imploding into a black would be a relief.

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  56. Answers to the panic theory by AlecC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wrong. You just need a sufficient mass within a small enough volume; the graviton is something else again, about which the LHC says nothing. The theory causing panic is that the energy in a collision in the LHC is large enough that, if it were compressed into a volume the size of a single Planck length (believed to be the smallest possible length), it would form a black hole. This can be checked by simple arithmetic. This assumes, of course, that it can actually achieve (by unspecified means) the Planck length (10^-35 m, 10^20 times smaller than the proton), which is many orders of magnitude smaller than the smallest thing we know. Of course, according to current theory, such a tiny black hole will, as you say, evaporate within a time too small to measure. But, say the worriers, suppose the theory is wrong? Three answers to that:

    Firstly, the theory that says that the femto-black-hole will evaporate is from the same body of physics as the theory that says it can be created in the first place, You cannot pick and choose: if you throw out one half, you cannot call upon the other. So where is the theory that says the black holes will be created?

    Secondly, the chance that the particle is created at rest with respect to the Earth is negligible. With the huge amounts of energy pumped into this tiny mass, a minutely small residual energy will give this black hole a residual velocity far in excess of the Earth's escape velocity, so it will instantly whizz off into space at some significant fraction of C.

    Thirdly, even if it does stay in the earth's proximity (and if the the direction of whizz is through the Earth in the previous paragraph), it is so tiny that its chance of interacting with any other atoms is truly negligible. People have done the calculations, and the rate of accretion is so slow that it will not become a problem within the expected lifetime of the Earth.

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  57. MAke a law about nuclear weapons. by jbssm · · Score: 1

    I would rather see a law about how ALL nations (and I mean all, not just Iran and North Korea) should be strictly forbidden to have any kind of nuclear weapon. That yes, seems to me a real threat to the planet.

    1. Re:MAke a law about nuclear weapons. by rafaelolg · · Score: 1

      I agree. Why do not stop with the nuclear weapons that opposed to the LHC are meant to explode and can really destroy the earth?

    2. Re:MAke a law about nuclear weapons. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Thats like asking every NRA member to never own a gun. Its not going to happen. And to be frank, I don't trust the US with nukes anymore that some middle eastern country either. Also the fact is it was hard to make a nuke in the 50s. Its pretty easy these days. Most nations that really want them, probably have them.

      Oh and all out nuclear war, would be a massive change to life as we know it... but it will be a long way from wiping out humanity....

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  58. But it would be brown trousers time for the ISS by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Will it , won't it they'd be wondering...

    Though personally I'd sooner be on the earth and be sucked into a black hole than be left orbiting in a tin can wondering whether to just open the airlock and end it all or wait until the orbit decays and you're swallowed up anyway.

    1. Re:But it would be brown trousers time for the ISS by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure they'd run out of consumables before the orbit decays.

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  59. Quite by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Physicists keep telling everyone this but the knuckle draggers and pig ignorant arts graduates just keep on whining away anyway.

    Though its the usual story - anything scientific that isn't commonplace and they don't understand they automatically don't like whether it be GM crops, MMR vaccines, stem cell research etc etc.

    Morons , the lot of them.

  60. Choosing which parts to believe? by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

    Why believe only the parts of the maths that sound dangerous if the same scientific work also says that it's *not* dangerous? That's just like taking a sentence of somebody's speech and quoting it out of context. If the argument is "but the maths might be wrong" then you might as well disbelieve it all, which a) means that you've eliminated the suggestion of danger in the first place b) means that if you want to argue *anything* you need to come up with some new maths to prove them wrong (and revolutionise the discipline of Physics, get a guaranteed Nobel Prize and be remembered as the saviour of mankind for thousands of years)

  61. CERN = Black Mesa by Wolfraider · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new Combine overlords

  62. Forti-tude by tepples · · Score: 1

    The question is "how should one approach life?", and forty-two represents a word, derived from the Latin fortitudo, that Merriam-Webster defines as "strength of mind that enables a person to encounter danger or bear pain or adversity with courage"

    1. Re:Forti-tude by Boronx · · Score: 1

      "how should one approach life?"

      Think galactically, act locally.

  63. Physics fought the law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the law won!

  64. Event horizon by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.

    Every singularity has a size, namely that of its surrounding event horizon.

  65. LHC and comment threads by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Considering how many threads are devolving into circular arguments, I'm wondering if we're creating black holes from all the energy being expended.

    I'm pretty sure we have as time is becoming distorted the longer I spend reading the comments.

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  66. It is hubris by pigwiggle · · Score: 1

    - on your part too. I don't know what goes into the estimations made by the folks who do such things at the LHC, but your comment indicates that you believe you have a *complete* understanding of the problem and can further assign risk from that assessment. Now, you may be right, or very close. People can be right as well as over their head and arrogant. Either way, I don't care. What struck me about the comment - it reminds me a bit of all those quants who thought they had a near complete understanding of a complicated problem and could accurately assign risk to derivatives.

    I see this sort of thing all the time. I'm a research scientists. Part of what makes research interesting are the unexpected, confusing results. Emergent phenomena from really complicated interactions. Yet many or most of my colleagues have this kind of surety and arrogance. I don't get it.

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    1. Re:It is hubris by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      - on your part too. I don't know what goes into the estimations made by the folks who do such things at the LHC, but your comment indicates that you believe you have a *complete* understanding of the problem and can further assign risk from that assessment. Now, you may be right, or very close. People can be right as well as over their head and arrogant. Either way, I don't care. What struck me about the comment - it reminds me a bit of all those quants who thought they had a near complete understanding of a complicated problem and could accurately assign risk to derivatives.

      I see this sort of thing all the time. I'm a research scientists. Part of what makes research interesting are the unexpected, confusing results. Emergent phenomena from really complicated interactions. Yet many or most of my colleagues have this kind of surety and arrogance. I don't get it.

      It is not hubris, its math. The energy the LHC operates at is known, and we know how much energy some of the particles hitting the earth contain. The LHC operates at power levels many orders of magnitude beneath that. Its not that complicated; and conservation of energy still applies.

      What isn't known, the precise characteristics of the particles that fall out of the collisions the LHC generates. Physicists would love to just put up a detector, and use the 1E20 eV Particles that are coming in from outer space. Unfortunately that's not really possible at this point in time, so they have to build the LHC.

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    2. Re:It is hubris by pigwiggle · · Score: 1

      "What isn't known, the precise characteristics of the particles that fall ... "

      What is unknown is boundless. What we all know is next to insignificant in comparison. Hubris is an overbearing presumption. You don't know what is or isn't known - you certainly are convinced you do, though.

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    3. Re:It is hubris by TopherC · · Score: 1

      As soon as you discount any arguments such as the GP (cosmic rays can have several magnitudes more energy than LHC protons, and have been harmlessly bombarding our sun and planets for the last 4 billion years) on the basis that our theories are imperfect, you open the door wide to hopeless speculation and paranoia. Yes, new behavior emerges at different scales of complexity, and considering how many large systems there are, only an infinitesimal fraction of all possible phenomenology is known.

      Should I fear the implosion of the universe if I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich by biting off the corners first? Probably someone else has done that before, but they aren't me and I've certainly not eaten one like that before. My predictive theories of teeth-sandwich interactions are not absolute. A theory of everything is not known and even if it was, computations on the scale of my mouth would be impossible.

      Heck, for that matter just sending this message is dangerous since this sequence of words has never been written before. I *think* it's harmless but I'm not absolutely 100% certain. Dive for cover, I'm sending this off!

    4. Re:It is hubris by TopherC · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean for the above comment to sound so sarcastic, but it comes off that way. I guess part of what I meant to say is that we all need to find ways of coping with fear. Science does not offer absolute truths, but it tends to be an effective way of eliminating wrong ideas and producing useful (not necessarily correct) theories. It's a way of dealing with uncertainty. I believe the scientists that have worked on these issues surrounding the LHC's operation have concluded, in many ways, that the currently-established Standard Model as well as most promising new theories don't predict anything dangerous happening. That's a kind of due diligence which seems reasonable to me. To worry beyond this is impractical since there is nothing to guide one's speculations.

    5. Re:It is hubris by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      "What isn't known, the precise characteristics of the particles that fall ... "

      What is unknown is boundless. What we all know is next to insignificant in comparison. Hubris is an overbearing presumption. You don't know what is or isn't known - you certainly are convinced you do, though.

      Not knowing the precise characteristics is not the same as not knowing at all. We know these particles cannot destroy the Earth, because particles with much higher energies have been impacting from deep space and we are still here. Hence it is not a presumption, but based on physical evidence.

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  67. Can someone explain RHIC comment? by argent · · Score: 1

    Then there were the calculations that physicists used to reassure the public that another accelerator called RHIC was safe. These too turned out to be seriously flawed.

    Can someone elaborate on this comment?

    1. Re:Can someone explain RHIC comment? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I believe it was similar to the LHC. Someone raised the question of whether the RHIC could create a black hole (or was it some other planet destroying catastrophe?). Someone calculated the probability that the RHIC could create a black hole, which was vanishingly small (and didn't mean that the black hole would destroy the planet anyway). It turns out, the physicist made a boo boo in his very speculative calculation and the correct result was a somewhat different very, very tiny number.

      A quick Google didn't turn up any good hits, but you might find something by looking a little harder.

  68. Numerous Legal Nightmares by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Right off the top there would be a huge issue with jurisdiction. When people are blithering about creating a black hole that could swallow the entire planet just about every government could claim authority to act. Really bad places like Nigeria or Iran might insist that their verdicts are the only correct verdicts.
                          We haven't even really decided jurisdictional authorities within the US when things like the net or sales over the phone are involved. One day it's the sender's end of the line that has authority, the next day it is the receiver's end of the line. the next day the feds jump in and cite some really obscure law from a third state that they can put in play. Once in a while it is even a state in which the communication passes through without being viewed that grabs the authority. Even more absurd, deeply encrypted materials that can not be opened or viewed while passing through a state may still be subject to a powerful state action.

  69. repost by HollyMolly-1122 · · Score: 0

    Black hole - is that the top of the mankind capabilities they could "create" ? Why nobody was able to find any alien civilizations yet ? - That's because of there are black holes in place of them now.... Why not ? For every small problem with collider smart scientists say: ohh well, - we didn't account for that small issue. Keeping things this way, there could appear the moment when there is nobody left to say: ohh, - we didn't account for that small issue. 99% of population are delegating their future and safety to the remaining 1%. They also hope that this 1% knows all possible consequences. Isn't that scary ? If present science are so sure about all possible consequences of creating black holes using Large Hadron Collider or any collider that size, than why any expirements needed ? How theese government founded scientists can guarantee any HollyDolly mother, that she's childs are in safe place, if they are going to create something that they know nothing about ? Especially if this nothing has one way information flow. Information can enter black hole but can't escape. Especially if this nothing has recommended self as dangerous thing to be played with ?

  70. Maybe the scientists are worried too by qmaqdk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One would think the scientists are at least as worried about their lives as they are about their livelihood.

    Can you imagine them saying "Let's destroy the planet so that we can get this grant."?

    Doesn't really make any sense.

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    1. Re:Maybe the scientists are worried too by n3umh · · Score: 1

      My unofficial lab motto is "success without death..."

  71. Rubbish! by whoisisis · · Score: 1

    Will people please get into their heads that if the LHC could generate an earth absorbing black hole,
    we would not have been around to build it. The sort of events that happen in the LHC happen in the atmosphere
    every day because of cosmic radiation. The LHC just takes a closer look at this process, at much lower energies
    than what nature can produce.

    I'm tired of these wild speculations of black holes emerging from the LHC. Get over it!

    1. Re:Rubbish! by HollyMolly-1122 · · Score: 0

      Who has made direct measurments in higher atmosphere to call it practice not theory ? It's a speculation as well: to say surely about energies involved in higher atmosphere creating "black holes" there. Another question - if everything is so distinct and clear about the formation of black holes in higher atmosphere - why any experiments needed ? Just measure them in place what is already known to be safe !

  72. Generic question by HollyMolly-1122 · · Score: 0

    Future of the world by experiment: isn't that topic for global voting ? Doesn't this account for everybody's safety on this green yet planet ? Who was asking any mother - do she wants their childs being placed under unique experiment with their future being here ?

  73. Black hole with earth-mass? I fail physics? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    It would have the same mass as the earth

    Wait, what?

    I thought black holes worked by not letting photons escape due to a sufficiently large gravitational pull towards the centre of the black hole. And gravitational pull is caused by mass.

    In my mind, if the earth had sufficient mass to be a black hole, which I think is what you're saying, it would already be a black hole. But gravity sufficient to keep photons contained would also crush (evul villain voice) the puny little bones in a frail human skeleton (muhwahahahaharrr...). This doesn't appear to happen.

    Where's my wrong assumption or misunderstanding?

  74. Humor? by Torodung · · Score: 1

    Where's the big "foot" icon? Why isn't this link marked as "humor?" Stupid CERN, Be. More. funny!

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  75. What an idiotic argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...all particle physicists are concerned for their livelihood. Well sure, everybody is. But to argue that they're all concerned for their livelihood more than their lives? Some are a little crazy like that, but how brain dead do you have to be to assume that they're all psychotic and ready to kill anybody at all for their research, let alone willing to kill themselves? It's just a stupid argument to say that because their livelihood is at stake, they're not willing to consider the values of their lives. Assuming all experts in this field are sociopaths? At its core, this argument is yet more anti-intellectual propaganda.

  76. It's not that new. by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

    I think the main problem with peoples' view of CERN is that they think CERN is doing something completely new. The fact is, Fermilab has been doing the same thing for 30+ years. CERN is just going to slowly up the energy level to about 10x what Fermilab topped out at.

    The other problem is that people don't understand the terms flying around. Words like tevatron, large hadron, high-energy particle accelerator and 'energy level of the Big Bang' lead people to think that this is the next step past nuclear bombs. What they really need to understand about colliding protons at energy levels of a trillion electron volts is that an electron volt is pretty much the smallest way to measure energy that we use, and the collisions only involve two protons. Seriously, you should be more worried every time you get your teeth x-rayed.

    It's absurd to think that they'll hit a tipping point where the energy being put in will be enough to blow up the Earth. It's absurd to think that they could create a micro black hole that would engulf the Earth (if micro black holes are actually possible, AND could engulf a planet, then the universe would be dominated by them).

  77. Is this it? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Is this what I think this is about, without RTFA, I tend to think that anyone playing around with creating black holes (however small)
    is messing around with stuff they should not, especially if for some reason they open that rift, and can't close it again....I do not know if a small hole turns into a big one eventually...but too me, I would tend to think EVERYBODY on the planet would have to say no to a scientist in his backyard producing small black holes, so why should these guys be any different?

    It is not because it is for the US government that it is any safer or less dangerous.
    And once we start playing with black holes, do we stop any other country from being allowed, as like the nuclear arms race, we could have terrorists with small black hole making machines deposit them all over cities in the US, and start like 100 of them all at once....
    Just saying...we should not allow this to happen, for ANYONE asking to try this....being that it could affect the hole planet.

  78. ha! by medelliadegray · · Score: 1

    Yes, all of the scientists working at CERN are colluding together to...

    1.) Cover-up the statistical odds of the destruction of earth so they can get grants to...
    2.) Implement LHC, which will....
    3.) WHOOOSH....
    4.) There would be no profit.

    Nevermind that much higher energy cosmic rays hit our atmosphere every minute, and we've somehow never been gobbled up. But hey, perhaps we should go back to becoming hunter-gatherers because "fire" may cause an uncontrollable reaction consuming the very earth itself! We'd better not risk it, 'lest the gods become angry.

    The author appears to me to be an idiot of the 'global warming isn't real' type.

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  79. Cosmic Rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't worry about destroying the earth but there's a good probability that those scientists are going to turn into orange rock people and stretcho dolls.

  80. Re:Black hole with earth-mass? I fail physics? by kalirion · · Score: 2

    It's not the mass alone that makes something a black hole, it's the density. For an object of the same mass as Earth to be a black hole, it has to be really tiny. But since the Earth's mass is spread out across the Earth's volume, it's just a normal planet.

  81. Gluons not quarks by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    One guy on the site is even ranting about the LHC actually being a "quark cannon"

    Actually his credibility is lost there. The LHC is far better described as a gluon collider. The cross-section for gluon-gluon collisions is a lot larger than for quark-quark.

    1. Re:Gluons not quarks by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      One guy on the site is even ranting about the LHC actually being a "quark cannon"

      Actually his credibility is lost there. The LHC is far better described as a gluon collider. The cross-section for gluon-gluon collisions is a lot larger than for quark-quark.

      Ok, at risk of sounding like an idiot here... a gluon is a Boson, and thus not subject to Fermi's exclusion principle, meaning that two gluons can occupy the same space at the same time in the same state...

      I'm trying to figure out how anything but Fermions can be "collided".

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    2. Re:Gluons not quarks by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to figure out how anything but Fermions can be "collided".

      This is a very sensible question given our "everyday" understanding of collisions. The problem is because you are thinking of the particles as billiard balls which bounce off each other but that it not really what is happening.

      Instead of two balls think about two magnets moving towards each other with like poles facing so that they repel. If they are not moving too fast then the magnets will collide and bounce off each other's magnetic fields without ever touching each other. Now suppose the magnets were each 100 times smaller. At that size you could push them a lot harder against each other and they still would not touch. If you shrank them even more then the energy would get even higher and, as far as we know, the fundamental particles like gluons and quarks have no minimum size (or if they do have one it is so small that we have never collided too with enough energy to see it). So our collisions are really just the fields of each particle interacting with one another. In the case of a gluon this is field of the strong nuclear force.

      I hope that addresses what I think was the conceptual thinking that led to your question. However there is also a more technical issue in that, as you say, the Pauli Exclusion principle applies to fermions in the same state. However since both the gluons or quarks will have different momenta (they travel in opposite directions and the magnitude will also differ) the exclusion principle would not apply even to quark collisions because their states are not the same.

    3. Re:Gluons not quarks by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Ok, the problem I think I'm having is that, for instance, with photons, the photons themselves cannot ever collide. However, one or both of them can spontaneously fluctuate into a fermion/anti-fermion pair, with which the other photon can interact, whether it fluctuates into a fermion/anti-fermion pair or not.

      So, my question remains, considering that Gluons are bosons and have no charge, the idea of thinking about them as small magnets won't help, because they have no charge. ... *reads through the Standard Model article at Wikipedia* ok, gluons have an intrinsic QCD color, and thus can interact among themselves through the strong force.

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    4. Re:Gluons not quarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pauli Exclusion Principle as applied to (free) quarks specifically would probably not come into play at all except in something like a self-gravitating quark-gluon plasma, such as a quark star. In such a system, most of the geodesics in the forward light cone of a given fermion point towards the barycentre and Fermi-Dirac statistics for quarks have to be considered in analysing random walks. Proximity between two fermions required by constrained geodesics requires one or both fermions to shift to a higher energy state.

      Quarks are mainly bound up in nuclei or at least in free neutrons, which have their own degeneracy pressures, i.e. they disintegrate when obligatory proximity causes a sufficiently large energy increase, or alternatively the increase in energy sufficiently expands the range of geodesics available in their forward light cones to include ones that lead away from the barycentre. Either way they statistically end up exploring those, cooling the system. (But not by radiating a blackbody spectrum!)

      as far as we know, the fundamental particles like gluons and quarks have no minimum size (or if they do have one it is so small that we have never collided too with enough energy to see it).

      A minimum radius is related to the Chandrasekhar limit. [ http://www.astrophysicsspectator.com/topics/degeneracy/DegeneracyPressureRadius.html | http://www.astrophysicsspectator.com/topics/degeneracy/DegeneracyPressureMassLimits.html ]

      However, as far as I know we have not observed an astrophysical object clearly comprising degenerate quark matter, and are unlikely to observe a cold one.

      And, of course, this inevitably leads to questions about \alpha and \alpha_G. Run away!

      Also see http://quark.phys.s.u-tokyo.ac.jp/documents/GCOE-files/Baym2009/tokyo-ns1.pdf

    5. Re:Gluons not quarks by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      But what about the runon particle?

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  82. accretion of matter onto a microscopic black hole by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    If my thinking is correct, I don't see how a microscopic black hole would be capable of any accretion.

    This is a relatively short and nontechnical paper that discusses this. See p. 7. For more detail, see this paper, pp. 16ff and 79ff.

    First you have to assume that black holes could be produced at the LHC (which requires some nonstandard physics like extra dimensions), and also that they don't evaporate immediately due to Hawking radiation (which violates basic principles of quantum mechanics). Then you have a black hole that is typically produced at a velocity greater than the earth's escape velocity. If it happens to be emitted in the downward direction, it passes through the earth once without stopping, and therefore accretes a negligible amount of mass. However, the velocities are random, and some small number could be produced with velocities less than the earth's escape velocity. These would oscillate permanently in the earth's gravitational field. They would therefore have unlimited time to do low-probability accretion events, so even though the cross-section is small, they can end up accreting significant amounts of matter.

    Your calculation underestimates the radius for capture. This is discussed on pp. 16ff of the second paper. The radius for capture depends on the dynamics. For instance, if you release an atom at rest with respect to the black hole, then it will be absorbed with 100% probability from any radius, because it will simply slowly accelerate toward it; the radius for capture is infinite. In reality you have nuclei that are bound into atoms, and the black hole is zooming past at high speed. The actual radius for capture is therefore bigger than the Schwarzschild radius, but smaller than infinity. They estimate it to be about 10^-16 m, which is small, but not as ridiculously small as the Schwarzschild radius. (Your Schwarzschild is wrong, because the mass isn't equal to the mass of the proton. It's more like a TeV.)

  83. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back to the middle ages, where theologians and secular law at universities determined what was to be considered the be truth.

  84. Law != Justice and it's European Law at that! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    LHC was designed to shed light on why there is matter at all in this universe.

    No, it was designed to determine why fundamental particles have mass. It may shed some light on the matter/anti-matter imbalance but that is not its primary design goal.

    But, matter is not all that matters, there is also justice.

    Indeed there is. First it is worth mentioning that law is not the same as justice and never has been. It is a best approximation to the concept that we have come up with but laws are by no means always just. Additionally since the LHC is built in Europe and NOT the US it is European law/justice which is relevant. So frankly this study is not worth the paper it is written on since US courts can huff and puff all they like and make not one whit of difference - expect perhaps preventing US groups from working on it which, since it is already built, will probably only caue a delay in analyses. Of course it would be very damaging to US physicists and even this threat will make it harder to convince the international community to build any future facilities in the US where such idiocy apparently has a better chance of success.

    Its seems there is nothing anybody can do, mostly because nobody really cares.

    Correction: nobody really believes the idiots going around predicting the end of the world. This is a very good sign because it shows that deep down the majority of people really do believe in science and not what the latest scaremonger with a tenuous grasp of reality thinks will garner them the most attention.

  85. dummies always fret over new tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    before electricity was commonplace, there was a concern that the generators being built around the world would cancel out or otherwise screw up the planet's magnetic field. The electric companies calmed the critics by having generators built with opposite rotational directions. So for every clockwise generator, there would be a counterclockwise spinning generator.. Yeah pretty dumb, but it calmed the scaredy cats.

  86. Re:Black hole with earth-mass? I fail physics? by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1
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  87. Raise your hand if you read the actual paper by saburai · · Score: 1

    The law review article upon which the linked story is written is 80 pages long. It is, as best I can tell, totally consistent with known science (it doesn't postulate "black holes destroying the universe" or any such nonsense). It is an attempt to do 3 things:

    1. Ask how a court ought to address a science experiment that could, by some very unlikely chance, destroy the earth. He uses LHC as an example, but also suggests Strong AI and nanotechnology as possible future examples.

    2. Analyze how a non-expert court can, or should, evaluate highly technical and possibly controversial scientific claims for and against the safety of a bleeding-edge research project.

    3. Analyze how logical or cognitive errors could realistically lead a scientist to accidentally or intentionally understate or mischaracterize the risks of her research.

    Anyone on this board droning on about "Shut-up-the-LHC-can't-destroy-the-world" either DRTFA or totally misunderstood it. I will now quote the author:

    My motivation in writing is certainly not to engender fear. I have no apprehension to share...

    It is part of our 21st Century reality that we must take seriously a number of surreal planetary disaster scenarios. In that sense, the synthetic-black-hole disaster is not unique. For some time now, we have been confronted with the possibility of nuclear war and global climate change. In the future, we may have to remove still more scenarios from the science fiction category and place them on a list of real worries. Someday, we may need to seriously consider catastrophic threats from nanotechnology, genetic engineering, or artificial intelligence. Each one of these human-made global disaster scenarios involves incredibly complex questions of science, engineering, and mathematics. Courts must develop tools to deal meaningfully with such complexity. Otherwise, the wildly expanding sphere of human knowledge will overwhelm the institution of the courts and undo the rule of law—just when we need it most.

    If he had chosen anthropogenic global climate change as his topic of analysis, I think there would have been a more interesting debate on Slashdot, but apparently any mention of "LHC" in the same breath as "black hole" causes some sort of hysterical allergic reaction in some people.

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  88. Re:Black hole with earth-mass? I fail physics? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    It's not the mass alone that makes something a black hole, it's the density

    So, another way to put it is to say that this is where the point-mass simplification breaks down? This is where you can't just treat the earth as having all its mass in the centre---as opposed to trying to solve Newton's three-body problem, or plotting the paths of space vehicles, where it might work out OK.

  89. Re:Black hole with earth-mass? I fail physics? by kalirion · · Score: 1

    Point-mass simplification really becomes less useful the closer you get to the center of mass. Think of it this way - the closer you are to the center of mass, the stronger the force of gravity according to Newton's own equations, right? Problem is that once you get close enough to the Earth's center of mass, you'll actually be within the Earth's radius, so the gravity will be pulling you in all directions, mostly canceling out. A black hole's event horizon is simply the extreme case.

  90. On the flipside by nintendoeats · · Score: 1

    My internal philosophy majour Is absolutely fascinated by this whole idea. The ethical complexities (and how we have decided to to put them into law) are totally cool, though perhaps in a rather morbid way. Forget the science: How do we deal with potential no-win scenarioes and, more interestingly, how scalable is the law?

  91. What government institution can decide ? by HollyMolly-1122 · · Score: 0

    The properties of "can" is rather limited. The only decidement that can be made: Let's wait for results of experiment by the world !

  92. I actually spent the 2 hours to RTFA by ericfitz · · Score: 1

    It's clear that most of the posters on this thread have not read it. I highly suggest that you do so regardless of your position on the issue.

    The author (a lawyer, not a physicist) does not attempt to judge the science of the issue. He also specifically considers and discusses many of the arguments that have been set up as straw men elsewhere in the thread, e.g. "the earth has been subjected to cosmic rays for millions of years", "the objections are just the paranoid rantings of luddites and uneducated lunatics", etc.

    Before I read the article I was of the opinion that opposition to LHC was simply paranoiac raving; after all the physicists at CERN understand the underlying physics, right? After I read the article I am actually moderately concerned and I hope that a court does hear a request for an injunction (I have no opinion whether an injunction is warranted but I want someone OUTSIDE the physics community to review the risk analysis done by CERN).

    The author first does a really thorough job of describing the scientific literature around the proposed risks of the LHC and CERN's responses.

    The second half of the paper addresses the issue of "if a request for an injunction against the LHC comes before a court, how is a judge to decide"?

    The author considers and rejects both the testimony of expert witnesses (he discusses US Supreme Court criteria for judging the testimony of expert witnesses and notes that in this case there are two difficult (perhaps insurmountable) problems with expert witness testimony in this case- personal bias and testability of theories- pp55-58). The author also considers and rejects use of cost-benefit analysis which evidently is a common tool courts use to decide whether to grant an injunction (pp58-65). Instead the author poses 4 frameworks that courts could use to decide the matter - analyzing the theoretical grounding that the scientists involved used to assess risk (e.g. are the scientists basing risk on known knowns, known unknowns or unknown unknowns), analyzing for faulty scientific work (e.g. mathematical errors in calculating risk), analyzing for mistakes in risk assessment due to "credulity"- e.g. predisposition and/or groupthink (you can see that all over this thread), and analyzing for bias or negligence.

    I found the table on p71 of the pdf (and the associated discussion) to be pretty damning for the dismissive position taking by LHC proponents. The bottom line is that CERN made its risk assessments and arguments for the safety of LHC, but that every time one of these arguments has been challenged, the argument was not defended, but rather a new argument was made. If it's safe, then the arguments that it's safe should be able to withstand some scrutiny- this is the empirical nature of science, right?

    I am not saying that LHC is unsafe but rather that CERN hasn't reasonably proven that it is and that their behavior has raised my suspicious rather than lowering them.

    Given the undesirability of the worst case scenario (destruction of the planet), it seems that there should be plausible arguments for the safety of the device that withstand moderately intense scrutiny. I'm not claiming that every nut job with a wacky theory should be able to derail such endeavors. However in this specific instance I believe that there are plausible concerns that have not been adequately addressed.

    I'm not going to drill into further details of the paper but as of this writing, the author of the paper had addressed the arguments proposed in every concern (or dismissal) that I've read in this /. thread at +3 or higher moderation.

    1. Re:I actually spent the 2 hours to RTFA by saburai · · Score: 1

      I totally agree; I too was left very concerned after reading his thoughtful and thorough analysis. And I'm really disappointed that (practically) no one on Slashdot took a look at it. Especially after reading his analysis of confirmation bias and so on, the knee-jerk responses on this thread are particularly disheartening.

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  93. Oblig by AP31R0N · · Score: 1
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  94. Sensationalism Plain and Simple by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

    I say Balderdash!

    This is nothing more than sensationalism, plain and simple. And for the record it's not a Black Hole that "may" be created it will be a Quantum Singularity. Which as we all know was invented by the Romulans to power their interstellar vessels; however, we have never been able to duplicate their technology.

    Therefore, it is illogical to assume that the Earth will be destroyed since the energy consumed in the creation of said hypothetical quantum singularity can not be maintained. And since the reaction of the particles in question will be contained inside a magnetic chamber it is unlikely that a chain reaction will occur outside the said chamber. Resulting in a dissipation of unharness energy at the conclusion of the experiment thereby quelling the irrational fears of the uneducated and ignorant.

    Even if a remote possibility exists that a hypothetical quantum singularity is created and would somehow be stable enough and powerful to consume the Earth. It would also be powerful enough to consume the rest of our solar system. In any case it hardly matters if such a hypothetical situation is even possible since the irrational quorum of imbeciles have already concluded based upon the Mayan Calendar that the world shall come to an end on December 21, 2012. A full 4 days prior to the estimated date of the world ending experiment.

  95. Good! by jtgd · · Score: 1

    Once the LHC makes a black hole that swallows the earth, I'm sure there'll be plenty of lawsuits!

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