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  1. YOU FAIL IT! on Danish Anti-Piracy Organization Bills P2P Users · · Score: -1
    You SHAME not only yourself but THE WHOLE OF DENMARK too with your FAILURE! It's not surprising though, Denmark's main export is FAILURES

    YOU FAIL IT!

  2. YOU FAIL IT! on Growing Commercialization Threatens Net Security · · Score: -1
    You are a FAILURE - no first post and your ASCII art looks CRAP! Your FAILURES bring nothing but DISGRACE to the troll community!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  3. YOU FAIL IT! on Behind Deep Blue · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    IceWM? Only a FAILURE like yourself would like that buttugly piece of crap.

    YOU FAIL IT!

  4. YOU FAIL IT! on Salon, Nearly No Money and Ultramercials · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fp, it is not.

    FAILED it, you have!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  5. YOU FAIL IT! on Retailers Swing DMCA To Stop "Black Friday" Sale Info · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I dont think I need to say anything here. The post numbers speak for themselves.

  6. YOU FAIL IT! on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: -1, Troll
    No, YOU HEAR ME! You have FAILED!! You see that post above yours? That is the REAL 3000th post! You could have been the first 3000th post ever, but as with all things in your sad pathetic FAILURE of a life, you FAILED!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  7. YOU FAIL IT! on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: -1, Troll
    YOU HAVE FAILED! Not only did you FAIL to get the 3000th post, you FAILED to format your lame ascii art properly! So close, but FAILURE as always.


    YOU FAIL IT!

  8. YOU FAIL IT! on Bobby Fischer FBI Files Released Under FOIA · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    YOU HAVE FAILED. Your post was pathetic to watch. Truly a FAILURE of SEGWAY PROPORTIONS!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  9. YOU FAIL IT! on Step 2, Groceries · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wrote this song for you:

    I Think FAILURES are really a huge problem
    I Think trolls are too much on my mind
    I Think sporks have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
    But what can you do?

    Like a black rain, beating down on me
    Like a Jon Katz line, which won't let go of my brain
    Like CmdrTaco's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on FAILURES
    Blame it on FAILURES
    Blame it on FAILURES

    I Think hot grits are gonna drive us all crazy
    And zig make me feel like a child
    I Think first posters will eventually be the downfall of civilization
    But what can you do? I said what can you do?

    Like a black rain, beating down on me
    Like a Jon Katz line, which won't let go of my brain
    Like CmdrTaco's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on FAILURES
    Blame it on FAILURES
    Blame it on FAILURES

    Like a black rain, beating down on me
    Like CmdrTaco's smile, cruel and cold
    Like Jon Katz's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on FAILURES
    Blame it on FAILURES
    Blame it on FAILURES
    YOU FAIL IT!

  10. YOU FAIL IT! on New Resource for Online Comic Artists · · Score: -1, Troll
    Nice try, "The Trolling Troller", or should I call you, "THE FAILING FAILURE"? FAILURE as a troll, FAILURE at first posts, if there is anything you can FAIL at you will. You are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!