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  1. No! on Recycling Pay Phones into Terminals · · Score: -1

    YOU FAIL IT!

  2. YOU FAIL IT! on New Year's Eve Wrap-Up of Wrap-Ups · · Score: -1

    Congratulations, you are the first FAILURE of 2003! (using GMT)

    YOU FAIL IT!

  3. YOU FAIL IT! on Lindows Legal Challenge · · Score: 0, Funny
    Apparently you dont have the patent on being the first to post! Perhaps you should patent the new method of FAILURE you seem to have divised!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  4. YOU FAIL IT! on Tolkien and the Beowulf Saga · · Score: -1
    A beowulf cluster of what? FAILURES? Thats what you are, a FAILURE! This is not the first post, not by a long shot.

    YOU FAIL IT!

  5. YOU FAIL IT! on Freshmeat Launches Mac OS X Section · · Score: -1
    This is definitely NOT first post, there are two posts before it! You are definitely a FAILURE! It isnt your nationality that counts, but the fact you have FAILED!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  6. YOU FAIL IT! on Talk To a Successful Free Software Project Leader · · Score: -1
    This is not a first post! You have FAILED! She (or possibly he) hasnt called you because you are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

    PS. Merry Christmas!

  7. YOU FAIL IT! on Vote for 2002's "Best" Vaporware · · Score: -1
    Like the pushers of vaporware, your claim of first post never materialised into anything worthwhile either! You are a FAILURE! I nominate YOU for FAILURE OF THE YEAR!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  8. YOU FAIL IT! on New Software Secures Data when Owners Walk Away · · Score: -1
    First poster? You are more like a FAILURE POSTER!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  9. YOU FAIL IT! on Opera Gives That C64 Feel · · Score: -1
    It isnt yours! You have FAILED! You are the asswipe!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  10. YOU FAIL IT! on A Conference About Spam · · Score: -1
    Despite your claims, this _is_ the first post! Your prediction is a FAILURE!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  11. YOU FAIL IT! on Old Age Simulator · · Score: -1
    Apparently so! It appears you are getting slow in your old age, as you are an eye boggling FOUR MINUTES behind the real first post! Way to go, you old age FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  12. YOU FAIL IT! on Developing for the Motorola T720 · · Score: -1
    In the house of FAILURE? That is where you live, with your FAILURE friends! There were a whopping SIX posts before your FAILURE of a post appeared! That, sir, is DEPLORABLE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  13. YOU FAIL IT! on Keyboarding Love Or Keyboarding Pain · · Score: -1
    This isnt the first OR the second post. Infact it was posted FOUR MINUTES behind the real first post. Way to disgrace the name of CSLib with your colossal FAILURE!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  14. YOU FAIL IT! on Ex-Microsofter Rick Belluzzo Prefers Linux · · Score: -1
    Easy? What is easy? Being a failure? It has always been easy to not get first post! Congratulations, FAILURE!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  15. ArianeSpace = Failure on Uprated "10-ton" Ariane 5 Fails · · Score: -1

    Dear ArianeSpace,

    YOU FAIL IT!

    Love,

    Failure Guy

  16. YOU FAIL IT! on Motorcyclists To Get Wearable Airbags · · Score: -1
    Nice try, "pix", if that is your real name. But you are a FAILURE! There were 2 posts before yours. Infact, your post was a whopping TWO MINUTES behind the real first post. Its no surprise, looking at your posting history it is clear you are a pathetic boring FAILURE of a man.

    YOU FAIL IT!

  17. YOU FAIL IT! on One Answer To Spam: Sell Your Interruption Time · · Score: -1
    In school? I suggest you go back to class and study well. Try to concentrate on learning how NOT TO BE A FAILURE!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  18. YOU FAIL IT! on Ipsos-Reid: More Americans Downloading Music · · Score: -1
    Maybe they are, but YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM. You are not a first poster, just a pathetic FAILURE. Its sad to see that while more Americans are getting first post, more FAILURES like you are appearing every day.


    YOU FAIL IT!

  19. YOU FAIL IT! on Pay to Play the U.S. Way · · Score: -1
    This is not a first post. It is a FAILURE! And so are you, FAILURE-O-MATIC!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  20. YOU FAIL IT! on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: -1
    Is this some kind of joke? The real first post is miles up the page. It takes a FAILURE of gargantuan proportions to FAIL this badly. No surprise there then - you fit that description perfectly!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  21. YOU FAIL IT! on Fuel Cell Powered Backup System · · Score: -1
    "hurts"? Does it hurt to know you are a FAILURE, that this is not a first post and you have FAILED again?

    YOU FAIL IT!

  22. YOU FAIL IT! on Will Smith as I, Robot · · Score: -1
    No, you lose! This is not a first post! Like Rob Malda who FAILED to satisfy his wife last night, you are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT

  23. YOU FAIL IT! on Finnish Taxi Drivers Must Pay Music Royalties · · Score: -1
    A pathetic FAILURE. You were so close, but with first posts, a second post is a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  24. YOU FAIL IT! on Open Source Housing · · Score: -1
    You have been defeated by a robot with no soul! You bring shame on the once noble art of first posting!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  25. YOU FAIL IT! on 5 Predictions for 2012 · · Score: -1
    Thats right, there will always be first posts. And it will never be you getting them, because you are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!