It was just a dirty joke, in the same way I joke about my old housemates masturbating habits, with with my Karma Whoring tendancies added.
I really like Paul Reubens, Pee Wee Herman is one of the most creative Movie/TV characters of all time. The fact that Paul Reubens got caught masturbating in an adult theater makes him more human and approachable. I liked him in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I'm sure he'll make a great Smegal.
Paul Reubens' is not different then your average pr0n surfing Slashdot reader, nor is he very different from your average pr0n sneaking "Oh, I don't do _that_" man or woman.
The only think shocking about the Paul Ruebens story is that several policemen wasted their time in tailing and then busting Ruebens when they could be fighting an actual crime, and that Disney canned his ass because the story stained the Disney Corp's imaginary, puritan and regressive view on Sexuality.
I am anything but a lawyer, and my solution is potentially libelous, but it a solution that protesters, Unions and consumers employ to publicly shame a contract-violator.
I say, abandon any hope of payment from UGO, and replace all the UGO ads in your ad rotation with lemon-ads, saying things like:
"I got screwed out of my ad contract with UGO"
or,
"UGO is doomed to go out of buisness in a few months, so don't even bother visiting their site"
or just
"UGO Sucks"
Remember, if you buy a car from a dealership, and it's a piece of crap, you have every right to park your car in front of the dealership with a big sign that says "I bought this car from xxx dealers, and IT SUCKS".
If I'm in a union, and my employeer violates my contract, the union has a right to strike and protest out front of the business with signs like "Marriot Hotel is Unfair and Violates the Contract".
Probably because everyone's at the party mentioned in the dotcomscoop article.
Commisserating with your soon-to-be-ex-coworkers is more important then releasing bad-news on a Friday afternoon.
No worries, there's going to be a spiral staircase wrapping around this thing. You need some way to escape the gravity well in case the power crisis continues.
And plus, you just know there's going to be some health nut who insists on taking the stairs instead of the elevator for the 'additional exercise'. Next thing, they'll add a bicycle lane.
And man!!! You thought that sliding down the stair rails at the lightrail stations was fun, just wait till you slide down this thing. Sure, your ass will look like goatcx after floating down 47,000 miles of double-helixed-diamond-coated-nanotubes, but what a rush!
There are a couple of companies who make Photovoltaic roof shingles. Unisolar was the first to produce these shingles, afaik:
http://www.ovonic.com/unitedsolar/roof.html
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... Yeah man, just imagine a whole beowulf cluster of these things!
(Anyone else noticing that all the Beowulf cluster jokes are getting replaced 'dropping acid' jokes. What, did everyone suddenly loose their jobs and start taking acid?)
You know, I like to drop cloth and paint colors on my house.
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It's called the kernel, you know, the Linux kernel.
So you're saying that Linus does not work on the Kernel while working at Transmeta?
So I've been looking for a plugin like xplsisnjasp
for sometime. Can I BUY something like the parport hardware device that they have listed?
I'd like to learn how to make these things, but for now, my solidering expertise sucks, and I'm not that good at constructing little electronic devices, so making one on my own isn't an option right now. I'll pay money for one of those things!
And in this instance, you who are the father of letters, from a paternal love of your own children have been led to attribute to them a quality which they cannot have; for this discovery of yours will create forgetfulness in the learners' souls, because they will not use their memories; they will trust to the external written characters and not remember of themselves. The specific which you have discovered is an aid not to memory, but to reminiscence, and you give your disciples not truth, but only the semblance of truth; they will be hearers of many things and will have learned nothing; they will appear to be omniscient and will generally know nothing; they will be tiresome company, having the show of wisdom without the reality.
Mastercard has the lead behind those Bank Cards that you can use at any store. Use it like a Credit Card, withdraw from your ATM account. No debt. If you overdraw, which the cards will let you do without complaint, the bank charges you, and makes money.
I have three of those Bank Cards (I'm transitioning from Wells Fargo evil bank to a nice Credit Union), from three different banks, both work through the Mastercard system.
I never saw the advertisement during normal advertising hours here in the SF Bay Area.
However, soon after Mastercard brought their lawsuit, Jay Leno actually had Nader on the Tonight Show, and they showed the ad for the audience. Jay Leno understands what parody is.
I see a bunch of fruity-colored stormtroopers stumbling around, twisting their torso this way and that, smacking their head on the doorjam because of the iHelmet being integrated into the iBodyArmor (ala the iMac monitor), and the short, fat and round iBoots (like the iMac mice)... toddle toddle...
And all the time shouting "what? what?", because you can't hear a thing on those Bang and Olfson headsets...
creating the world's first single-atom transistor....
Now if they could only get a single girl to date me.
<joke>
Now, if they created multiple-atom transitors, and you couldn't get multiple girls to date you, what makes you think that a single atom transitor is going to get you a single girl to date you?
</joke-cuz-ive-been-there-too>
OK, so we all know that Bonsaikitten is a prank site. Who else here belives that the article is also part of the prank, and that Declan McCullagh is either part of, or was fooled by, the prank. If it IS part of the prank, Dr. Michael Wong Chang is doing pretty well so far.
I'm gonna have to take this one with a huge friggen grain of salt.
I like Linux because it runs on a computer I own. Like many./ users, I run Pentium x86 system. Windows on one drive, Linux on the other. Linux is very convenient for me, because I can slowly replace my Windows applications with similar Linux Applications, WITHOUT replacing this big metal box on my desk.
I mean, those Apple Cubes are pretty & all; but I don't want to plunk down > $1000 for a new Box, simply because I like the OS.
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As the subduction zone moves, the containers holding the toxic waste will get crushed, and will leak toxic waste into the ocean.
Also, subduction zones are hot (think magma), right? so the toxic containers might melt also.
Stefan
"My, this ring sure is... warm."
It was just a dirty joke, in the same way I joke about my old housemates masturbating habits, with with my Karma Whoring tendancies added.
I really like Paul Reubens, Pee Wee Herman is one of the most creative Movie/TV characters of all time. The fact that Paul Reubens got caught masturbating in an adult theater makes him more human and approachable. I liked him in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I'm sure he'll make a great Smegal.
Paul Reubens' is not different then your average pr0n surfing Slashdot reader, nor is he very different from your average pr0n sneaking "Oh, I don't do _that_" man or woman.
The only think shocking about the Paul Ruebens story is that several policemen wasted their time in tailing and then busting Ruebens when they could be fighting an actual crime, and that Disney canned his ass because the story stained the Disney Corp's imaginary, puritan and regressive view on Sexuality.
And how does Paul Rubens occupy himself while being stuck in that deep dark cave for years on end, mmm?
Watch movies?
Funny, I spent a large chunk of my earlier years attempting a women rendezvous and spent years chasing Eros (love/lust).
This may be "3D w/o Goggles", but I guarentee that these screens + pr0n will guarentee lots of "3D w/ Oggles".
I am anything but a lawyer, and my solution is potentially libelous, but it a solution that protesters, Unions and consumers employ to publicly shame a contract-violator.
I say, abandon any hope of payment from UGO, and replace all the UGO ads in your ad rotation with lemon-ads, saying things like:
"I got screwed out of my ad contract with UGO"
or,
"UGO is doomed to go out of buisness in a few months, so don't even bother visiting their site"
or just
"UGO Sucks"
Remember, if you buy a car from a dealership, and it's a piece of crap, you have every right to park your car in front of the dealership with a big sign that says "I bought this car from xxx dealers, and IT SUCKS".
If I'm in a union, and my employeer violates my contract, the union has a right to strike and protest out front of the business with signs like "Marriot Hotel is Unfair and Violates the Contract".
Wait, maybe that was backwards...
Maybe it's 'a fetish for fair red beer and like warm dark-haired Women...'
Oh hell, I like 'em all.
I have a fetish for fair-skinned red-haired Irish women, and like warm-dark beer. Does that count?
This may be "3D w/o Goggles", but I guarentee that these screens + pr0n will guarentee lots of "3D w/ Oggles".
I wonder what the first human on Mars will say, and whether it will be as memorable as Neil Armstrong's famous words...
"FFP!!!!"
(As in, First Footprint!!!)
Probably because everyone's at the party mentioned in the dotcomscoop article.
Commisserating with your soon-to-be-ex-coworkers is more important then releasing bad-news on a Friday afternoon.
No worries, there's going to be a spiral staircase wrapping around this thing. You need some way to escape the gravity well in case the power crisis continues.
And plus, you just know there's going to be some health nut who insists on taking the stairs instead of the elevator for the 'additional exercise'. Next thing, they'll add a bicycle lane.
And man!!! You thought that sliding down the stair rails at the lightrail stations was fun, just wait till you slide down this thing. Sure, your ass will look like goatcx after floating down 47,000 miles of double-helixed-diamond-coated-nanotubes, but what a rush!
There are a couple of companies who make Photovoltaic roof shingles. Unisolar was the first to produce these shingles, afaik:
http://www.ovonic.com/unitedsolar/roof.html
(Anyone else noticing that all the Beowulf cluster jokes are getting replaced 'dropping acid' jokes. What, did everyone suddenly loose their jobs and start taking acid?)
You know, I like to drop cloth and paint colors on my house.
So you're saying that Linus does not work on the Kernel while working at Transmeta?
I'd like to learn how to make these things, but for now, my solidering expertise sucks, and I'm not that good at constructing little electronic devices, so making one on my own isn't an option right now. I'll pay money for one of those things!
And in this instance, you who are the father of letters, from a paternal love of your own children have been led to attribute to them a quality which they cannot have; for this discovery of yours will create forgetfulness in the learners' souls, because they will not use their memories; they will trust to the external written characters and not remember of themselves. The specific which you have discovered is an aid not to memory, but to reminiscence, and you give your disciples not truth, but only the semblance of truth; they will be hearers of many things and will have learned nothing; they will appear to be omniscient and will generally know nothing; they will be tiresome company, having the show of wisdom without the reality.
Mastercard has the lead behind those Bank Cards that you can use at any store. Use it like a Credit Card, withdraw from your ATM account. No debt. If you overdraw, which the cards will let you do without complaint, the bank charges you, and makes money.
I have three of those Bank Cards (I'm transitioning from Wells Fargo evil bank to a nice Credit Union), from three different banks, both work through the Mastercard system.
However, soon after Mastercard brought their lawsuit, Jay Leno actually had Nader on the Tonight Show, and they showed the ad for the audience. Jay Leno understands what parody is.
You can see the advert at VoteNader.org.
Unfortunately, you need Quicktime to view this ad. Feh!
I see a bunch of fruity-colored stormtroopers stumbling around, twisting their torso this way and that, smacking their head on the doorjam because of the iHelmet being integrated into the iBodyArmor (ala the iMac monitor), and the short, fat and round iBoots (like the iMac mice)... toddle toddle...
And all the time shouting "what? what?", because you can't hear a thing on those Bang and Olfson headsets...
Great, all I need now is Sentient Computing Lab Mates!
<joke>
Now, if they created multiple-atom transitors, and you couldn't get multiple girls to date you, what makes you think that a single atom transitor is going to get you a single girl to date you?
</joke-cuz-ive-been-there-too>
I'm gonna have to take this one with a huge friggen grain of salt.
I like Linux because it runs on a computer I own. Like many ./ users, I run Pentium x86 system. Windows on one drive, Linux on the other. Linux is very convenient for me, because I can slowly replace my Windows applications with similar Linux Applications, WITHOUT replacing this big metal box on my desk.
I mean, those Apple Cubes are pretty & all; but I don't want to plunk down > $1000 for a new Box, simply because I like the OS.