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  1. But All Those Laws Only Apply To Us. on RIAA Plans Cyberwar Effort · · Score: 1

    No Legislator (all of whom possess vast investments in Corporate America, and therefore have plenty to lose...) will try to apply such laws to the wealthy and powerful elite. Such a thought is heresy. Oppressive laws are created to oppress those who can be oppressed, and that's us.

  2. The RIAA Might As Well Just Rename Themselves... on RIAA Plans Cyberwar Effort · · Score: 1

    ...as 'The Matrix', and be done with it.

  3. Heh. Watch my Karma burn...! on Surgeon Says Face Transplants a Reality · · Score: 1

    More stories about *New Zealand* sheep farmers, that's what I reckon! [Insert obligatory Kiwi+Sheep joke here] Ahhh, sweet, sweet alcohol...

  4. Re:he is too busy dredging up stories about austra on Surgeon Says Face Transplants a Reality · · Score: 1

    '(Score:-1 Troll)' huh? Funny how these posts never get modded up to like '(Score:5 Insightful)'! Maybe Michael has given away /. subs to his entire family and every one he went to school with? ;)

  5. Bias? On *Slashdot*? on Surgeon Says Face Transplants a Reality · · Score: 1

    Never! How can you possibly suggest a lack of objectivity? Why, those seven stories in a row about Taco's brother's cool new car stereo were fascinating!

    Seriously dude, it's nice for some of us non-Americans to see news from someplace other than Hometown USA for a change.

    That crack about "Parramattadingdong" was kinda funny though. Heh.

  6. Yeah, It Turns My Wife On. on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    She's under my desk right now. Oh no wait, that's the dog...

  7. I'd Give That A Try... on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    ...but my life would get in the way.

  8. So Does Finally Getting The First Post... on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    ...make up for the fact that you'll never ever have sex? For your sake, we hope so.

  9. Come On...! on LOTR: War of the Ring Real-Time Strategy Game · · Score: 1

    Those little moving dots in 'Warcraft' had more depth than the characters in 'LotR'! And the dialogue was better too. ;)

  10. Hmmm...'LotR' and 'Warcraft'...Hmmm... on LOTR: War of the Ring Real-Time Strategy Game · · Score: 1

    ...one of the differences for me will be the fact that 'LotR' force-fed us characters, while 'Warcraft' let us develop them in our imaginations. So, lessee, in 'Warcraft' we had pointless scenarios populated with fabulously gay archers, mind-squashingly dull humans, fiendishly illogical mage/wizards and some stupid, *stupid* Orcs...oh, no, wait -- that was 'Lord of the Rings'...

  11. But Do They Go "Whirrrrr"... on Gentlemen, Hack Your Engines! · · Score: 1

    ...like the electric dragsters, which are faster? That's what I want to know.

  12. Go, My Sister In Christ! on Habitable Planets May Be Common · · Score: 1

    Muslims are BAD! Islam is BAD! All BAD things have been because of Muslims and Islam! Christians are GOOD! Christianity is GOOD! All GOOD things have been because of Christians and Christianity! The Crusades were a Muslim LIE! Rish fat Israelis and Westerners are the root of all GOOD! Muslims must be starved and beaten into submission -- most oilfield work is filthy, and no rich fat Israeli ir Westerner should have to do it.

  13. Nah - Not Unless You Have Oil. on Build a Nuclear Fusion Reactor at Home · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then you'd be in trouble.

  14. Things Could Be Worse: National Might Be In Power. on Ring Tones Will Save the Music Industry · · Score: 1

    John Banks should marry Paul Holmes.

  15. Finally, There'll Be Something Smart In NJ! on New Jersey Enacts 'Smart Gun' Law · · Score: 1

    Besides Uncle Jnr, of course.

  16. Is That Bullshit I'm Smelling Here? on Dvorak: Linux too much like Windows · · Score: 1

    I think it is.

  17. Re:Thank God Nothing You Say Actually Matters. on FreeBSD 5.0 RC2 Almost Ready · · Score: 1

    Ha! Haha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! You work the comedy club circuit, right? You know, you're the guy that sells those Microsoft Works t-shirts out front by the entrance?

  18. Thank God Nothing You Say Actually Matters. on FreeBSD 5.0 RC2 Almost Ready · · Score: 1

    Otherwise we'd have to start worrying! Luckily for us you're just another dickhead.

  19. Great! More Obstructions For Astronomers! on Wi-Fi From The Sky · · Score: 1

    As if things like the ISS and Iridium flares weren't enough. "Look, another exposure ruined! Whoopee!"

  20. So You're Saying That Because It'll Be Difficult.. on U.S. Proposes Centralized Internet Surveillance · · Score: 1

    ...to do, we should just say, "Go ahead and do it!"? Enslaving 250 million Americans must have seemed like a difficult task a generation ago, but that particular plan seems to be functioning like a very well-oiled machine to me. The biggest threat to World peace, stability and freedom is not a loser like Sadam Hussein or some other CIA-created dupe like Osama. The biggest threat is Rumsfeld, Cheney, Ashcroft et al. And the scariest thing is that there are still some Americans who, if given the chance, would still vote for them.

  21. Sounds Like You Need A Beowulf Cluster Of 'Em! on Opera Gives That C64 Feel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That will make the Internet go faster on it! Al Gore told me.

  22. Re:I'm A New Zealander... on Kiwi Flight Before the Wright Brothers? · · Score: 1

    "worldleading humility"? You mean like that which Peter Montgomery displays daily? When will that guy shut the f*ck up and stop embarrassing us? "The America's Cup will put New Zealand on the map!" - funny, I could have sworn that it already was... http://www.geocities.com/kiwikonnektion/americascu p.html

  23. I'm A New Zealander... on Kiwi Flight Before the Wright Brothers? · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...but I don't let childish nationalistic, patriotic gibberish blind me: Richard Pearce did not achieve powered flight before the Wright brothers. As many others have pointed out, he flew a glider into a ravine, and not even very well -- he crashed.

  24. Christ, You Think THAT'S Bad! on Should You Trust Website Customer Reviews? · · Score: 0

    Try getting a negative review of 'The Matrix' accepted on the Internet Movie Database! Somebody at IMDB is a zit-faced, trenchcoat-wearing, vampire movie-loving virgin, that's for sure...! ;p

  25. I, SHTURMOVIK, COME FROM SOVIET RUSSIA! on Because Only Terrorists Use 802.11 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You are big fool to think that Government does not love you! Government want to help you! Government care so very much for you! Let Government take care of you! It is only way to be safe from nasty terrorist and other very bad men! Me, I just drink Vodka until all bad thing disappear forever - such as beloved Father and Uncle Ivan Alexei and that one cousin from Petrograd. I'm sure it was for their own good.