Was at 11,000 feet altitude, in full camouflage on an elk hunting trip.
Had climbed to the nearest peak in an attempt to see if my wife had left any "must hear" voice mails when I noticed a high priority email.
Ended up writing a perl script to do archival retrieval for a high needs customer; on my blackberry (BBSSH) via VPN over a 2g network.
No elk were harmed in the making of that quick scripting.
Adding "a processor or two" is not always as simple as it sounds. Can you say Scalability? Sometimes that 1 processor or 2 falls out of the realm that the compiler, interconnect, or management system has yet to work in. Just upping the size does not always work.
My wife calls me upstairs last night.."The machine keeps shutting down"..
Me: "what"
*looks at task manager*
Task Manager: msblast.exe
Me: "Why isn't the firewall turned on?"
Wife: "I Hate having to answer all of its questions, so I turned it off."
Me: AAAARRRGGGHHH
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Was at 11,000 feet altitude, in full camouflage on an elk hunting trip.
Had climbed to the nearest peak in an attempt to see if my wife had left any "must hear" voice mails when I noticed a high priority email.
Ended up writing a perl script to do archival retrieval for a high needs customer; on my blackberry (BBSSH) via VPN over a 2g network.
No elk were harmed in the making of that quick scripting.
HPC scale: https://computing.llnl.gov/linux/downloads.html
Not Live to work.
Unless you are trying to quit......
Now where did I leave my [Wand of Moderation] +5 dmg to Anonymous Trolls
Adding "a processor or two" is not always as simple as it sounds. Can you say Scalability? Sometimes that 1 processor or 2 falls out of the realm that the compiler, interconnect, or management system has yet to work in. Just upping the size does not always work.
IF it was in $1 bills 4850 lbs.
But neither are the services....
96 CPUs x $$$ == $$$$$$$ (you get the idea)
you mean perl -e 'print "Cpan\n"' THAT is a one-liner
Ming the merciless was flash gordon, wasn't it?
My wife calls me upstairs last night.."The machine keeps shutting down".. Me: "what" *looks at task manager* Task Manager: msblast.exe Me: "Why isn't the firewall turned on?" Wife: "I Hate having to answer all of its questions, so I turned it off." Me: AAAARRRGGGHHH
First post license revoked
I am interested in, have to be at least C.
They should have pre-purchased a few computons for their server....cause it seems to have run out.....(/.ed)
SERIES not season finale......
If it had an external display, it would ruin foreplay:
Guy: Am i making you hot baby?
Girl: *pointing to forehead* Can't you read?