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Google Perks Are Great, But They All Mean Business

megazoid81 writes "While there have been complaints of late, Google was recently named the best place to work according to the widely read annual Forbes survey, in its first appearance on the list. The plethora of perks at Google does make you wonder though what kind of hours the company expects its employees to keep. In the context of Google's perks, a Knowledge@Wharton article explains that there are two kinds of workers: segmentors and integrators. Segmentors want to maintain a strict separation between work and home while integrators don't mind mixing the two. The piece posits that segmentors might actually mind too many perks at their workplace and find their commitment eroding. Does Google have a disproportionate number of integrators in its workforce? What kind of worker are you — segmentor or integrator?"

289 comments

  1. Non-issue by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can you integrate sleep and work? Or sleep and pleasure? Not very well. Same with work and pleasure. You need down time to throw everything away and see to your higher-order needs, or they will come up wanted (read: affect your work).

    Clock out time, that's it. Turn the machine off, leave the building, and forget about it until 9am. If your business can't handle that, they obviously need more staff.

    1. Re:Non-issue by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or sleep and pleasure?
      Someone has never had a wet dream.
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    2. Re:Non-issue by Valdez · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know about you, but my GF seems to pretty adept at integrating her sleep with my pleasure. =(

    3. Re:Non-issue by AutopsyReport · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or sleep and pleasure? Not very well.

      Speak for yourself. I sleep on top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

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    4. Re:Non-issue by openaddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes work is pleasure. I know someone who works long hours at Google, and she claims that she LOVES her work. Not sure if she was just trying to justify her long hours, but I'm sure it happens in the general population. Hell, I occasionally feel like I'm not completely whoring myself for my work. :P ...But only occasionally.

    5. Re:Non-issue by SocialEngineer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish you could convince my employer of that. We get the speech, "We don't want your job to be your life", but that doesn't keep me from having to stay until 1 AM the day before (well, technically, the day of) a holiday.

      It isn't a question of which, so much as.. Which industry, and job title you carry. The daily newspaper industry, especially for anybody involved in production, is a demanding mistress. While it is a great idea to be able to clock out at 5 or 6 no matter what the job, sometimes, it just doesn't work that way.

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    6. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've found that As i was younger sacrificing personal time for work was pretty easy and I would find many excuses to justify it. But as I've grown older and been through the Layoffs and the stories of "Well you are a wonderful Worker but", I've found the seperation of work time and my time to be more important that they excuse of completing one more task before leaving for the day. The occasional project over my allocated time or missing one break here or there is ok. But I will almost always make it up by leaving early one day or taking a few minutes longer break the next chance I get.

    7. Re:Non-issue by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
      Scott Adams got it right: the definition of "work" is "something you don't want to do".

      I'd say more, but it's lunch time, gotta go. :D

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    8. Re:Non-issue by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "The occasional project over my allocated time or missing one break here or there is ok. But I will almost always make it up by leaving early one day or taking a few minutes longer break the next chance I get."

      Same here...Amen.

      Don't get me wrong, I enjoy my work....but, I only work to have money to support my free time to do what I wish (travel, buy toys, computers, women, homebrewing...etc). If I won the lottery tomorrow, I'd never work again a day in my life.

      Now...that's not to say that if I didn't have to work, I'd not do some things that might appear to be work or that might earn me extra $$'s....but, that is stuff I do for myself for fun.

      When the door hits me on the ass on the way out of work....my thoughts and concerns for work end THERE. I do not give it a 2nd thought in general, till I cross the threshold the next day. The worksite only has my thoughts when they pay me. I contract....so, this is the setup. I care about my work, I try my best to please the customer, and will go the extra mile when needed to get things going. But, never for free.

      Like I said, I enjoy my work like many here do...but, I don't understand how so many people make the work so much of their lives, and are actually willing to sacrifice their free time to spend with families, and friends doing things that are fun and good for the soul. People who go into deep depression and the like when they get get go, are sad. I'm not saying I'm thrilled when it has happened...but, I don't feel I lost a part of ME when it happened...my main concern is finding the next gig to keep the money flowing. It is, after all...just business, and putting a face other than that on it, IMHO, is unhealthy and unrealistic. The company sees you as nothing more than an asset (or liability)....you need to see them in the same light.

      But, I've realized that life IS short. Once you cross that age of realizing that you are no longer bulletproof, that you will slow down a bit...you see that spending time on you, for you is very important. There is so much to do and see in the world....and it ain't gonna get done sitting in a 3 wall cube 24/7. There is such thing as a life out there......get one.

      I don't think many people will be on their deathbeds regretting that they didn't get more OT in...especially if it is unpaid.

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    9. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is that because she's not talking?

    10. Re:Non-issue by AeroIllini · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are clearly a segmentor.

      I'm glad you're taking time out of your busy work day to post on Slashdot and espouse how being a segmentor is The Only Way (tm).

      Where's the +1 Irony mod?

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    11. Re:Non-issue by vokyvsd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can you integrate sleep and work? Or sleep and pleasure? Not very well. Same with work and pleasure. You need down time to throw everything away and see to your higher-order needs, or they will come up wanted (read: affect your work).

      Clock out time, that's it. Turn the machine off, leave the building, and forget about it until 9am. If your business can't handle that, they obviously need more staff. That's a fallacious argument. "Ability to integrate with" is a non-transitive relationship, and sleep is a particularly good example of why this is so. Here's your reasoning applied to another example: Sleep can't be integrated with baking cookies, and sleep can't be integrated with talking on the phone, therefore baking cookies can't be integrated with talking on the phone.

      Also, it's not impossible for your higher order needs to be fulfilled by work. In fact, I would say it is the most likely place where self-actualization will occur. Compartmentalizing your life and writing off work as dead time (as far as high order needs is concerned) seems extremely unhealthy. Maybe you need a better job.
    12. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I still pee the bed, you insensitive clod.

    13. Re:Non-issue by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      Good point on the fallacy. Touche :)

    14. Re:Non-issue by cshay · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now...that's not to say that if I didn't have to work, I'd not do some things that might appear to be work or that might earn me extra $$'s

      Ironically, this is what many programmers in Silicon Valley are doing. They appear to be "working" in the sense you describe it (something you have to do to earn money that wouldn't do if you have money), but they are actually having fun, being fulfilled, and lucky them, they get paid for it. This is not unique to Google, it is silicon valley culture - this place attracts people who truly enjoy working in tech and making it their life.

      I have noticed that tech workers in some other areas of the country have more of a "factory" mentality (eg 9 to 5, work is work, fun is fun), and I have also noticed that older workers sometimes lose the passion. In your case, I don't think it is either. Sounds like you are in the wrong profession and should try doing what you love, and eventually earn money for it. Read Barbara Sher if the little voice in your head scoffs at this and says this is not possible.

    15. Re:Non-issue by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Your analogies aren't applicable because you are comparing unconscious states (sleeping) to conscious activities (work or play).

      I think this requires a healthy dose of moderation. It's fine if I spend some time watching TV also figuring out a tough work problem in my head. It's fine if I spend some time at work browsing and posting on Slashdot. It's fine if I choose to work a little extra sometimes finish a task that I really want done before I leave, so that I can achieve a sense of accomplishment with my day. It's ok if I leave early sometimes if I have an external commitment that is more important.

      All of those are fine when mixed in moderation. What's not fine is spending all my time at home thinking about work (= divorce), all my time at work browsing Slashdot (= fired), every night working late to finish things (= divorce), or leaving early every day (= fired).

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    16. Re:Non-issue by dubbreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you have sex regularly you won't have wet dreams. Of course, if you are at work all the time (especially some place like google) you most definitely aren't getting laid on a frequent basis.

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    17. Re:Non-issue by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work from home as a developer/dba for a foreign based company, on a triplehead workstation in my living room.

      That workstation also holds all my music, my games, my movies, plays my DVDs, displays my photos, records my jam sessions, records my home videos, and handles all my communications with my friends and family.

      My girlfriend works from home as a self-employed graphic designer/webmaster on a dualhead workstation in our living room, 5 feet away from me as I type this.

      We work when we want, we rest when we want, we play when we want.

      Separation is for wage slaves. If I was a slave, I'd want to forget it whenever I could too. But if you're running your own life, it's not going to happen.

      Now the Googleplex... this reminds me of a cross between living on a military base and living in your parents basement.

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    18. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dude, I like my job. I also like other things. To do both, I have to spend time on both, and that means there has to be time when I'm not working. It's convenient to do that at the same time each day.

      It's not like the end of the day rolls around and I think "Gee, I'm so glad I don't have to work now!" But I still look forward to taking the time to do something else.

      You're a slave when your work overcomes your personal life. For people like me, the easiest way to prevent that is to simply put the work in a box.

    19. Re:Non-issue by To+The+Lighthouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People from an academic background don't tend to share this approach to work. In my experience at least, most PhD students carry their work around with them mentally, even in recreational settings. So I think it's no wonder that Google has lots of perks: Google is loaded with PhDs, PhDs are 'integrators', and integrators work better with perks.

    20. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's cheating on you.

    21. Re:Non-issue by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Sounds like you are in the wrong profession and should try doing what you love, and eventually earn money for it."

      Unfortunately, I've not found any way out there to make REALLY good money at: goofing off, partying, tinkering with new stuff, buying stuff, travelling to do aforementioned things in a new and often sunnier climate near a beach.

      However, since I HAVE to work to do the things I find truly fun....computer stuff is the most fun I can find to do right now for the money. Contracting..gives me freedom. But, honestly, in my life I've washed dishes in a restaurant, been a busboy, waiter, bartender, sold retail (clothes, shoes), noob tech wire-wrapping boards for some early weapons systems for helicopters, been a head chef in my own restaurant for a bit, medical research, almost got into med school twice (just missed on alternates list), developed gui's on windows for front end to mainframes, DBA, data architect...etc. Frankly, I don't know WHAT I want to be when I grow up. But really...when you have to do it for money you need for your lifestyle...it is just that...WORK for someone else.

      If I won the lottery tomorrow...I can assure you, I'd never do WORK again. I'd play with computer projects, along with other hobbies I have...but, I'd never work again in my life.

      On the other hand...I've often worried that if I did not have to get up 5 days a week to be somewhere on time, etc. I don't know exactly how long I'd live. No responsibilities and endless money I think would lift the restraints that I, and possibly others, actually need to keep us in line.

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    22. Re:Non-issue by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Lets be real. Unless you work in a small mom and pop shop your employer doesn't actually appreciate you or your efforts. In most corporate environments there are number of executives who come up with business plans the same way you would complete a report for a college assignment. They then hand it to a grunt who spins it and it is spinned down the line to management. Following this ridiculous plan that was never practical in the first place to the exclusion of common sense then becomes the mantra in the workplace. Actually working to the benefit the company is less important then working in accordance with the execs college paper. The performance numbers the company looks at reflects the college paper and not real performance as well.

      For instance, I can tell you that at the moment in Office Depot retail stores, the managers and employees are currently judged based upon a figure called 'Market Basket'. Some exec wrote up a paper and turned it into a board meeting showing that selling high markup items along with core technology items is the secret to profits. Because of this the top profit store could have its manager fired if they don't sell market basket. The reality might be that manager refrained from hard sales and selling customers accessories they don't need because it result in a more loyal repeat customer base and trust between staff and regular customers. The company sees something different, obviously the managers low market basket means that store simply had great sales potential in the first place and that manager failed to achieve optimal profitability. Naturally the side effects of this view affect every level from the sales grunt to the executives who oversee entire divisions of the company.

      No matter what your job, you are no more or less than a resource to the company. Even if your immediate supervisor sees you as human being, their supervisor won't. Nor will their supervisor see THEM as anything but a resource. Your supervisors supervisor has a supervisor as well and they DEFINATELY don't see you as anything but a resource.

      The only way to avoid this is to be self-employed or work for a company that is small enough that your boss is the owner. Even then you have to end up with a boss who doesn't think of employees as resources. If so you won't have great job security. If an employer were giving you what your labors are worth then he wouldn't be profiting on having you there. The employer/employee relationship is by definition a form of exploitation.

      From personal experience I can tell you that if you are self-employed you will definately consider yourself a resource and abuse yourself more than any other employer would. Yet somehow that is okay when it is you who dine on the fruits of your labors and not someone else.

    23. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn you make me sick. It's staring you in the face, your last line shows you're aware of it, yet you still buy into the bullshit.

      I wish the terrorists would hurry up.

    24. Re:Non-issue by Bandman · · Score: 1

      All I'm saying is that I hope you guys have a good back up policy

    25. Re:Non-issue by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Still in business several years in...

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    26. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last night I asked my GF if it was good for her.

      She answered, "Honey, that wouldn't be good for anybody."

    27. Re:Non-issue by cshay · · Score: 1
      I'd never do WORK again. I'd play with computer projects, along with other hobbies I have...but, I'd never work again in my life.

      Again, the way you have defined "work" (Something you'd rather not do, but have to do for money), of course you would never work again if you won the lottery.

      I am just suggesting you put a little more thought in how to grow one or more of your hobbies into something that can make money. You might also want to look at things in life that bring you happiness but don't cost much money and look for ways to maximize that. From what you wrote, it almost seems like one of your biggest hobbies is spending lots of money :)

      Oh, and read Barbara Sher!

    28. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Jerk, God doesn't send people cancer. People get cancer because cell replication is an imperfect process. It's not a higher message, it's just a disease.

      It's disgusting when people pretend a disease is a good thing just so that they can believe that everything in life has a purpose.

    29. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn the machine off, leave the building, and forget about it until 9am. If your business can't handle that, they obviously need more staff.
      So if something breaks Friday evening, it shouldn't be fixed before Monday morning? Somehow I don't think the users would agree with that. Besides, Google does hire more staff all the time. Take a look at the numbers they have published. BTW how many Google employees do you know, who feel they are under pressure to work long hours? Personally I don't know any.
    30. Re:Non-issue by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      So get her to wear a cheerleader outfit instead of pajamas: problem solved.

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    31. Re:Non-issue by fbartho · · Score: 1

      meh. I had much more dreams involving sex when I was dating a girl that had a pretty active libido. Now my dreams are crosses between being a character video game that looks like the movie 300 [god of war 2 just came out... hmmm] and debugging code. Then again I haven't had *wet* dreams that I can remember since at least 7th grade. [so like 9years now]

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    32. Re:Non-issue by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      Like I said about hiring more staff - if off-hours support is an issue, hire staff for the off hours! I worked 5-midnight for a time and loved it, perfectly for my circadian rythmn. Unfortunately I can't seem to find a replacement.

    33. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Google's part keeping everything close means that employees have the ability to stay on track without having to go after day-to-day details (eating, commuting, dry cleaning) and having a healthy and happy workforce. They might have calculated that they may benefit from the employees' guilt trips ("Gee, so many perks, my I should stay a little longer to benefit from said perks / not look like a '9-to-5' parasite").

      Clearly the employees benefit from the arrangement. However, one should ask if their manager's ask them to stay longer as a result (might not be intentional, just as an aside i.e. "Just do your dry cleaning here").

      It's interesting to think about what they would add to the place in terms of services. Who knows, maybe there will be like a Google Apartmentment complex, complete with concierge, valet, restaurants, clubs, movie theater etc. (A Google commune/kibbutz)

      It might be wishful thinking, but think about it this way. Google is a "data" company. If they apply their search + database to their Human Resources, maybe they can put together a list of the characteristics that the "ideal" employee has as well as likes and dislikes. Give that information to their recruiters, and well, ... watchout!

    34. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      You know that there are these things called "time zones", right? The middle of the working day in the US is the time I'm settling in at home, grabbing a drink and surfing for a while to relax. Is there some way you can tell the GPP isn't in a similar position?

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    35. Re:Non-issue by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      Nope, there's no way for me to tell what timezone he's in. But it was funny. Laugh.

      And enjoy your drink.

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    36. Re:Non-issue by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      You say that, but for me, (and probably many people) I just wouldn't want to put that much time into one thing. Yes, I enjoy my job, it could be better, but I enjoy it. However, I don't want to spend any more time doing it - there's enough other things in my life that just can't be part of a job - playing with my family, reading, even just vegging out.

      There's nothing I'd really want to do for more than 9:00 - 5:30.

    37. Re:Non-issue by JavaRob · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know how people say 'you shouldn't post anonymously except in a few, rare situations'?
      Well, this was one of those situations.

    38. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol sleeprape

    39. Re:Non-issue by baudbarf · · Score: 1

      Amen amen amen.

      I get a reminder of how they view workers every time they talk about giving me another "resource" to work with on a project. Resource? It took me three weeks to realize they were referring to a fellow human!

      Work is a means to an end. Those who get wrapped up in it like the Google-ites do must not have anything more important in their lives to do, and that's unfortunate.

      Q: What have you done to improve the condition of the human race today?

      A: Oh, I had a lot of meetings and worked on a project that will rake in another million dollars a year for Yahoo. I feel that this really helped us all. Especially those Iraqi children who will chase an American army truck five blocks for a bottle of clean drinking water.

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    40. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, you sound like a protagonist from South Park. (Cartman?) :)

    41. Re:Non-issue by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Some people (like me) get pleasure from work. It's kind of like a video game, except the puzzles are much more complex and interesting and the rewards are much more tangible.

      I don't expect you to think like me, so don't tell me that I should think like you.

    42. Re:Non-issue by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      That's the most neurotic post I've read in a long while. Do you worry that random strangers in the supermarket are talking about you each time you turn your back to them?

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    43. Re:Non-issue by Flynsarmy · · Score: 1

      Can you integrate sleep and work? Isn't the brain most active in a near-sleep state?
    44. Re:Non-issue by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I have good days and bad days (e.g. I cant concentrate atm which is why I'm posting) and working online makes my job easier because I dont have to work if I dont want to.

    45. Re:Non-issue by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Rather than picking random baseless insults do you actually have any input of substance to add to the conversation? Perhaps something that refutes something I said?

      What makes my post neurotic? A pessimistic outlook on group dynamics and the employee/employer relationship? Pessimism is a synonym for realism.

    46. Re:Non-issue by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I work from home [...] on a triplehead workstation in my living room.

      Dude, that's so lame nowadays. Dual screens were trendy 4 years ago and then Matrox upped the ante to 3 with the Parhelia. Really cool graphics geeks have four monitors now!

      Joking aside, the quad setup is not all that great as the desk surface is too high to comfortably view the upper screens and I'm not ready to shell out for a 30" Apple or Dell (although doing so would supposedly get SLI to work).

    47. Re:Non-issue by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      Compartmentalizing your life and writing off work as dead time (as far as high order needs is concerned) seems extremely unhealthy. Maybe you need a better job.
      Maybe so. In fact, despite being one to strictly segment my work and personal life, I agree.

      But just remember that for the 99.99% of people out there, the large organisation they're working for believes the exact opposite - that the 16 or 12 or 10 or whatever hours they're not working for them is dead time, wasted time, time that would be better spent working for them.

      And that goes double for those people on a salary...

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    48. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if off-hours support is an issue, hire staff for the off hours!
      For what tasks do you think one can just hire staff for the off hours? Sometimes you are going to need a person who understands how the system works.
    49. Re:Non-issue by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      I think he meant data backups...

      What happens if your house burns down/floods/etc? Even a kitchen fire could be enough depending on how much smoke and water damage there is. Do you lose both your house and your livelihood? Or do you keep off-site backups?

    50. Re:Non-issue by Jorgandar · · Score: 0

      It's disguesting when people shove their "life is pointless" views onto me and tell me what i ought to believe. I believe everything happens for a reason, even the bad things. if you cant live with that, too bad.

  2. Hate freaking buz words. by WarlockD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I am doing the same work at the office that I could at home, I would like to do it at home. If the environment is nicer at my office with a more social atmosphere, then I would go to the office.

    I don't see why us peons would care at any rate. Managers have already made up their minds on this issue beforehand.

    1. Re:Hate freaking buz words. by iluvcapra · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are two kinds of workplace analysts- segmentors and integrators:

      • Segmentors break workforces down into segmentors and integrators.
      • Integrators recognize that such distinctions only serve to generalize what is in fact a matter that an individual should resolve with his supervisor, and that identifying individuals as one or the other (or even at a point on a continuum) doesn't provide useful data in isolation.
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    2. Re:Hate freaking buz words. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what I want is some silly fag's meaningless and uneducated analysis. You are not funny and your life sucks.

    3. Re:Hate freaking buz words. by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I'm one of the fortunate souls who works for an employer (telecom) that doesn't require me to meet an 8:00 to 5:00, Monday through Friday, in the office standard. If I want to do my work from home one day, or want to leave early to catch a Cubs game, it's not a problem so long as the work's done by the deadline. This has made my life so much more enjoyable: if I'm up late for some reason I can sleep in a bit the next day, if I need to take my car into the shop or run some errands I don't have to schedule a day off, etc.

      Nevertheless, I certainly wouldn't like to work out of my house every day. I enjoy the people I work with, I have a nice work area in the office (no cube!) and I actually do need hands on access to equipment from time to time.

      One of my friends, a core engineer at the company, works from home almost every day. He claims this is because he gets interrupted too much by co-workers if he's in the office. He really likes the setup, but it seems like he's always doing something for work when I stop by in the evenings, or on weekends.

      I think the problem is with other peoples' expectations. If you always work from home and people are used to calling you for things, they won't give a second thought to ringing you at 11:00 PM, or on a weekend for some trivial issue. If they're used to stopping by your office, they'll probably leave you alone until Monday.

  3. Segmentors and integrators all covered in... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

    there are two kinds of workers: segmentors and integrators. Segmentors want to maintain a strict separation between work and home while integrators don't mind mixing the two.
    Am I the only one who immediately got the "three kinds of people" speech from "Team America: World Police" stuck in their head upon reading this?
    1. Re:Segmentors and integrators all covered in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Yea!!!!

    2. Re:Segmentors and integrators all covered in... by Dorceon · · Score: 1

      There are 11 kinds of people: Those who know binary, those who don't, and 9 more I can't remember.

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    3. Re:Segmentors and integrators all covered in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two kinds of people in this world...those who divide people into groups of two and those who don't.

  4. Too simple by JanneM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The division is easy, but too simplistic. I'm both: I do like to separate my work and my free time pretty cleanly. Because of that I actually appreciate my hour-long train commute as it creates a natural barrier and an external imposition to go to and from work at specified, reasonable hours.

    At the same time I really, _really_ like my work, so I tend to mull things over on my off time, and idly reading up on background stuff I find interesting (and that incidentally is really helpful for work).

    There is a real difference between wanting to be at work for long hours, and idly reflecting on interesting problems even when off duty.

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    1. Re:Too simple by WinterSolstice · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree - I hate the fact that my on-call work interferes with my weekends/nights/holidays. On the other hand, the relaxed and mellow atmosphere at my work is a nice trade-off for the on-call. So while I mind the intrusion of work into home, I appreciate that the inverse is also allowed. Balance is best.

      So I'd be a Seg/Int 60/40 split or some such :D

      I specifically chose a house with a 30 minute commute to help with that split.

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
    2. Re:Too simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, this is going to sound confrontational, but I don't mean this in any mean spirited way.

      You don't understand what the split even is then. You're actually a 100% integrator. There is no half one/half the other in this situation. You either are, or you are not, and this is something that's even mildly touched upon in the article, and where alot of problems can arise in the workplace. Me, I'm a seperator, so this is something that I see on a daily basis personally. People who let their work life tend to bleed into their home life to also tend to make people who don't look like underachievers to certain breeds of managers, regardless of what the actual bottom line ends up being.

      The biggest gulf I tend to see between these two groups tend to be between people who are married and/or have kids, and those who do not. The first group tends to have massive obligations that have to be met on a daily basis aside from work, and the second can take care of things when and if they want to, and don't have to be anywhere at any given time.

      Anyhow, I'm rambling now, and my point is, you either are, or you are not. There's no middle ground really, and if you don't know which you are, you're probably an integrator.

    3. Re:Too simple by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      Some good points. However, when you own your own company, you're an integrator by definition -- or you fail. The good news is you're not working for "the man" -- you ARE "the man." And that makes it OK to take a phone call at 10PM from Australia, or get up at oh-dark-hundred for a flight. Most of the time, it's OK. Ah, hell, who am I kidding, it sucks. But at least if you're successful some suit somewhere isn't the beneficiary. You are.

    4. Re:Too simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but it can change over time. I used to be an integrator, myself, but then I got married and my wife told me I was a segmentor. I also like doing dishes now.

    5. Re:Too simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually appreciate my hour-long train commute

      I am the opposite: I factor the commute as part of work. 8 hours a day + 1 hour commute x 2 = 10 hours of work per day. Rationale? The commute is derived from my work, not my personal time. It's not like I can get up in the morning and say, "today I'm going to work as usual, but I think I'll skip the commute and put those 2 hours towards my personal time".

      Life is VERY short, and those extra 2 hours per day will eventually be measured in years.

    6. Re:Too simple by MrMunkey · · Score: 1

      I specifically chose a house with a 30 minute commute to help with that split.

      I'm pretty much the same way as well. I used to have a 30 minute commute (or more, depending on traffic), but now I work from home. I enjoy being able to take a 10 minute break and play with my 2 year old son rather than walk around the office, but it's a lot harder to get work off my mind when I "clock out". That doesn't even take into account the on-call status either.

      Anyone have suggestions for getting out of work mode and back into home mode?

    7. Re:Too simple by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Having been an on-call FE (Field Engineer) for over 20 years, servicing clients with a 24 hour response clause in their service contracts, I know what it's like to spend 36 hours on end to end service calls and only stopping for "power naps" at highway "rest areas".

      The thing is I was on double time for weeks on end, and despite the strain on my system it was worth while, now they would want me to put in the same hours for no extra money? Would I be "exempt?"
      I thought that anybody working in california that made over a certain houry wage was "exempt", is this true?, Iv'e been out of work for years.

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    8. Re:Too simple by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree, the division is simple. It depends what the work is.

      For instance, some jobs are more geared towards bringing work home. For instance, a university professor. Work in this case can be reading a paper or doing a few calculations. If it's something you like to do then it doubles as a hobby and there's nothing wrong with it. Moreover, if what you're doing is interesting to others and not just administrative crap, then you can even discuss it with your spouse.

      But if the work is managing a bunch of guys and allocating funds, or the like, then that's something you probably hate and that's when work can interfere with personal life.

      --
      "What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson
    9. Re:Too simple by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      what is above?

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    10. Re:Too simple by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      You said "what is above", and I'm asking what do you mean by that?

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    11. Re:Too simple by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're not the Paracelsus I'm familiar with.

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    12. Re:Too simple by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      It helps if you have a home "office" that is the only place you do your work and that you stay out of it any other time.

      Yeah, that probably means having multiple computers and may take up more space that most people have to give up.

      --
      I'm a she-slashdotter... but I make up for it by living with my folks.
  5. Children at work by hsmith · · Score: 1

    That is the only thing that bothers me of "home life" entering into work life. Leave your damn children at home. Other than that, we all bring our personal lives to work, work takes up so much of our lives it is bound to happen.

    1. Re:Children at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey where do you work? If we work at the same place, I'll bring all 3 of my children to work just to piss you off. :-)

    2. Re:Children at work by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Insightful

      we all bring our personal lives to work

      I bring virtually none of my personal life to work, save for the occasional call I take from my mother, and even then it's on a personal cell and kept to a minimum. No family member or friend has my desk or cell number (and the desk number is printed incorrectly in the directory, something I've not corrected in three years, so they wouldn't be able to call and discover it), nor my e-mail address. A couple of them have seen the physical location where I work because I've pointed it out driving by, but I doubt they remember where it is. At work, only HR and my direct manager have my home numbers. I have no photos or personal documents at work aside from certification information on the wall (the latter only because it quiets a few particular people), nor do I keep personal files on any system. If I were to walk in and find out that I no longer had a job, I would be able to put down my work cell and my badge, pick up my keys and personal cell, take down the certs and put them under my arm, and walk out the door holding everything that is mine.

      On top of all of that, personal time is mine. When I walk out the door, I'm on my time. At lunch, I do what I please -- which is usually eating a small lunch and taking a 15-minute nap in the car. I answer e-mails only if a response is urgently needed, and the general culture is to never call someone once they've left the building unless it's critical, and there's an unspoken agreement that if someone is in the break room or a particular area outside, they don't get bothered unless it's critical, so I have few concerns about that.

      I am not antisocial, and get along well with everyone at work, having lunch with one or more of them once or twice a week. Some people bring in all manner of decorations for their cubicles, with photos and even the odd painting. I wallpaper mine with functional security posters and TCP/IP diagrams. It's simply a choice of where to draw the line, and how heavily it is drawn.
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      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    3. Re:Children at work by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Funny

      At lunch, I do what I please -- which is usually eating a small lunch and taking a 15-minute nap in the car.

      Sir, you are a genius.

    4. Re:Children at work by Ossifer · · Score: 1

      Any your damned pets!

    5. Re:Children at work by Sargeant+Slaughter · · Score: 1

      Damn dude. You must really hate kids. I don't have any, but I like it when my co-wirkers bring their kids in. We have rubber band fights, I show them how to pop open a CD-ROM unit with a paper clip, and we'll blow $10 on the vending machines then get sugar rushes. It's a great excuse not to work! Another perk, when they are my bosses kids, I get all kinds of dirt on him about his homelife cause kids will say just about anything...

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      I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. -Confucius
  6. Segmentation by Bicx · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only integration I'll ever do was in calculus class.

    1. Re:Segmentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Differentiation" is the segmentation. I guess you did not do differentiation in your calculus class.

    2. Re:Segmentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it doesn't matter to me. I mean who cares about the integrators.

      Sincerely,
      EXP(x)

  7. I don't know by NickFitz · · Score: 1

    I work almost entirely from home, and regard my work as my hobby. OTOH, I'm damned if I'm ever going to invite a colleague round here. What does that make me - apart from an unsociable git?

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  8. Hey I know that guy by cronius · · Score: 1

    That's actually kinda funny, where I presently work, there's one guy in the office who's a total "segmentor." He gets the job done (as far as I know), he's a nice guy, causes no trouble, but socially he's totally aloof, doesn't even eat lunch with the rest of us.

    Personally I like integrating, but not too much though, you don't always work with people you share anything significant with (except a job of course). Not being social at all has to be pretty sucky over time, seeing how you spend so much time at work.

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    Life is Reality
    1. Re:Hey I know that guy by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's actually kinda funny, where I presently work, there's one guy in the office who's a total "segmentor." He gets the job done (as far as I know), he's a nice guy, causes no trouble, but socially he's totally aloof, doesn't even eat lunch with the rest of us.

      Yeah, that's not the same at all. Segmenting your life so you don't take your work home with you, and don't drag your personal problems to the office is a very different thing from being aloof and disinterested in your co-workers (or maybe just socially awkward).

    2. Re:Hey I know that guy by JanneM · · Score: 1

      That's actually kinda funny, where I presently work, there's one guy in the office who's a total "segmentor." He gets the job done (as far as I know), he's a nice guy, causes no trouble, but socially he's totally aloof, doesn't even eat lunch with the rest of us.

      Nope, he just sounds like a normal introvert. He may still think, eat and sleep work business, but he's not big on casual socializing.

      The article's "segmentor" (I dislike the sound already) is someone who may be 110% gung-ho while at work, someone who bellows out the company anthem whenever he takes a dump - but leaves when work time ends and shuts work off completely the moment he comes home.

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    3. Re:Hey I know that guy by Itninja · · Score: 4, Funny

      he's a nice guy, causes no trouble, but socially he's totally aloof
      I can't be sure, but that sounds like a serial killer to me. Or maybe you guys are all just a bunch of dicks.

      Just to summarize, there are only two possible reasons for his behavoir:

      1) He is a a serial killer

      2) You are dicks

      No other possible explanations that I can think of....

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    4. Re:Hey I know that guy by cronius · · Score: 1

      I see. I blame the summary *whistle*

      I now realize I need to find a short, catchy anthem for my future start-up.

      --
      Life is Reality
    5. Re:Hey I know that guy by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      he's a nice guy, causes no trouble, but socially he's totally aloof
      I can't be sure, but that sounds like a serial killer to me. Or maybe you guys are all just a bunch of dicks.

      Just to summarize, there are only two possible reasons for his behavoir:

      1) He is a a serial killer

      2) You are dicks

      No other possible explanations that I can think of....

      Sorry, I know you're joking, but I've got to go ahead and disagree with you on that one... I fit that discription perfectly, though the people I work with are all nice, nor am I a serial killer. I just like keeping to myself.

      Not all socially-private people sit at home all the time with the shades drawn, you know... :P
      --
      It is by my will alone my thoughts acquire motion; it is by the juice of the coffee bean that the thoughts acquire speed
    6. Re:Hey I know that guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's 2 more that you didn't think of....

      3) You are a moron.

      4) You tried to be funny but failed.

    7. Re:Hey I know that guy by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      Here's 2 more that you didn't think of....
      3) You are a moron.
      4) You tried to be funny but failed.


      I think it was funny. Me personally, I need those minutes to charge up again. It depends on the work. The work I'm doing now involves a lot of social interaction for the introvert person I am. Like making constant phone calls and managing all kinds of stuff to be done by many people. And I'm just not such a person. I like doing it, but I need the break by myself.

    8. Re:Hey I know that guy by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      Not being social at all has to be pretty sucky over time

      Not if you're the sort of person who just doesn't enjoy being social. I work at an office whose culture I consider pretty much perfect. I had a cube next to another guy for three years and we never spoke to each other once. I wouldn't even know his name except it was written on the outside of his cube.

      Just because the guy doesn't go to lunch with you doesn't make him a crank. He probably just likes being by himself.

    9. Re:Hey I know that guy by notque · · Score: 1

      You win, that was hilarious.

      Without reading this thread, I would have never thought that having concerns other than being social at work would annoy people.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have a book to read over lunch.

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    10. Re:Hey I know that guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you sure you knew he was joking?

  9. Segmentor by tidewaterblues · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am a segmentor all the way. My job is just a means to an end, and if I forget that then I will never achieve that end.

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    ...En að Besta Sem Guð Hefur Skapað Er Nýr Dagur
    1. Re:Segmentor by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 0

      Then maybe you're in the wrong job?

      Just a thought...

      --
      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    2. Re:Segmentor by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or maybe his life isn't defined by his work? Just another thought...

    3. Re:Segmentor by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be- but if anything as major in your life as your work (like, say, your marriage) is simply a means to an end rather than an end itself, in my view you seriously have to re-evaluate that part of your life.

      --
      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    4. Re:Segmentor by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Dude... no one's job is an *end*. It's a way to make money, spend some time being creative, and develop a few skills while putting yourself in a position where you can *enjoy* the wealth you've acquired. Why else would people retire and travel? If your view was the predominant one, people would work until they died, no?

    5. Re:Segmentor by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's all about priorities and who gets to run at nice level -10 and who gets to run at 17.

      Jobs are transient, in this day and age usually highly transient.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    6. Re:Segmentor by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      You forget though, Mandatory Retirement.

      There's a reason why the word mandatory is there many people would like to work until they die. I know I would.

      However, for me work isn't an end exactly, my philosophy is just "habit and routine make my life possible." I don't like to break from my routine one iota, and I don't like vacation for this reason.

      As to "enjoying the wealth I've aquired," my SO has taken care of that for me for the forseeable future. My time when I'm not at work is spent on figuring out ways to get out of debt. It's not enjoyable.

      --
      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    7. Re:Segmentor by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Then maybe you're in the wrong job?
      I think you're missing the point of the article. Even if he were to have a job he loved 100%, he would most likely still want to keep his work life separate from his home life. Some people are motivated by what they produce, some people are motivated by whether people like them, many people are motivated by something completely different.

      I know that no matter how fulfilling my career may be at some point in my life, it will never be fulfilling enough for me to not separate it from my personal life. I tend to hyperfocus, which means that if I bring my work home *at all*, I'll end up neglecting my family.
      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    8. Re:Segmentor by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      As to "enjoying the wealth I've aquired," my SO has taken care of that for me for the forseeable future. My time when I'm not at work is spent on figuring out ways to get out of debt. It's not enjoyable.

      Sounds to me like *you* need to re-evaluate your priorities. ;)

      Personally, my life is so full of other things that I'd have no trouble filling my time if work should come to an end... after all, I am far more than just a computer programmer.

    9. Re:Segmentor by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It doesn't have to be- but if anything as major in your life as your work (like, say, your marriage) is simply a means to an end rather than an end itself, in my view you seriously have to re-evaluate that part of your life.

      I don't think one should consider a job the same sort of commitment as a marriage. A job is an involvement, not a commitment. Like a breakfast of ham and eggs: the chicken is involved, the pig is committed.

      --
      I am not a crackpot.
    10. Re:Segmentor by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      My Priorities

      1. Getting out of debt

      2. Never getting in debt again

      3. Filing a police report against my SO is she ever gets me into debt again. (Because she won't do it without identity theft this time.)

      I don't know, seem fairly solid to me.

      --
      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    11. Re:Segmentor by notasheep · · Score: 1

      Depends...for a lot of people they are about the same. What is it, 50% of marriages end up getting downsized with one of the participants getting RIF'd. Sounds like corporate life to me...

      --
      Your mind looks a little cramped. Why don't you stretch it a little?
    12. Re:Segmentor by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      True, but having a job you greatly enjoy makes getting to the end through the means (job) much less stressful.
      -nB

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    13. Re:Segmentor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been a long time since I've heard anything that well said.

      Echo... "I don't think one should consider a job the same sort of commitment as a marriage. A job is an involvement, not a commitment. Like a breakfast of ham and eggs: the chicken is involved, the pig is committed."

    14. Re:Segmentor by smithmc · · Score: 1

        Dude... no one's job is an *end*. It's a way to make money, spend some time being creative, and develop a few skills while putting yourself in a position where you can *enjoy* the wealth you've acquired. Why else would people retire and travel? If your view was the predominant one, people would work until they died, no?

      Dude... you don't speak for everyone. My specific job may not be an end, but my work certainly is. And don't you think it should be? Does it make sense to spend a quarter of your time (40+ divided by 168) doing something that you don't want to do for the sake of doing it? And as for enjoying the fruits of one's labors - why would you wait until you're old before enjoying them? I've been enjoying the wealth I've acquired, modest though it may be, throughout my adult life. You can't take it with you, you know.

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    15. Re:Segmentor by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Dude... no one's job is an *end*.
      You're right that what you think of as a job, which probably involves filing a lot of TPS reports, is not an "end". But believe it or not, there are people who really do enjoy what they do, and for whom their job is an "end".

      If your view was the predominant one, people would work until they died, no?

      Some people do. A classic example is Paul Erdös, who died of a heart attack at a conference at age 83, "while he was working on another equation." Although Erdös may be an extreme example, he's not the only one by a long shot. Many other academics similarly work for as long as they're allowed to - sometimes age catches up with them and they're forced to stop. It's not a coincidence that you find this in academia, where people are more often paid to work on something that interests them. Another example is John Conway, who at age 70 is professor of math at Princeton. I'm pretty sure he's not still working just because he needs the money. There are quite a few other well-known examples in the math and computer science fields, which I'm most familiar with, but they exist elsewhere, too, and amongst much less famous people.

      I personally know people in business in their 70s, who could afford to retire many times over. They don't do it because they enjoy their work. They might take longer vacations, because they can afford to, but they don't stop working, because their job is something that they do because they like to do it.

    16. Re:Segmentor by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Dude... you don't speak for everyone. My specific job may not be an end, but my work certainly is. And don't you think it should be?

      Umm... no, I don't.

      First off, I never said I didn't like my job. I just said I don't take it home with me. Those are very different statements.

      See, the key is this: You spend your entire day at work. Why *wouldn't* you want to be doing something besides that when you have time to? What happened to being a well-rounded person? Don't you have other interests? Or is work all you have?

      And, as it happens, one great way of enjoying your wealth when you're young is to... do things with it. Things that aren't work-related.

    17. Re:Segmentor by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the above been modded as funny, not insightful?

  10. Two kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are two kinds of people: those who divide people into two groups, and those who don't.

    1. Re:Two kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but you are wrong.
      There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

  11. The thing about programming/design by MarkKnopfler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the thing about programming in particular or creative engineering design in general. If you enjoy, or are into the work, it is very difficult to become a segmentor. Design and coding are very cerebral processes, and as it happens to me that I design and improve in my head whenever my brain finds a few free cycles. If I hit upon a good idea, I like to implement/try it immediately. Most of the better programmers/designers that I have seen do work in this mode. Hence having perks of this kind does help.
    Most of the segmentors that I have seen end up in marketing or man-management at the end, even if they might have started in core engineering because of a simple reason they do not enjoy the process.
    This of course is my opinion and there are exceptions, but exceptions are rare.

    1. Re:The thing about programming/design by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, but all those perks are designed to do is get people to stay in the office. Personally, I do my best thinking when I'm standing in the shower. Getting *away* from the office is the key to coming up with novel solutions, IMHO. Otherwise, one tends to get locked into a certain mode of thinking... change of setting can alleviate this.

      Meanwhile, a proper balance between work and personal life ensures that you don't burn yourself out or get exhausted with what you're doing. After all, people can't work 24/7 and remain creative. The mind really does need rest.

    2. Re:The thing about programming/design by brunascle · · Score: 1

      i'm the same, but i still consider myself closer to a segmentor. if i think of something at home, i'll usually just make a mental note or write a post-it and deal with it when i get to work the next morning.

      i'd be okay with dialing into work from home, under my own free will, but i wouldnt be very happy if someone from work called me out of the blue and i was expected to immediately transition into work mode.

    3. Re:The thing about programming/design by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      I don't think that is all that particular to programming or engineering. The art world is so "intergrator" it's almost sad. In entertainment, it's all about who you know, which translates into social life = work. I'm sure there are other fields that are heavily slanted towards intergrators, I'm actually have trouble thinking of a high earning field that isn't.

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      We are all just people.
    4. Re:The thing about programming/design by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "... it is very difficult to become a segmentor."

      no it's not. You just have bad habits.

      I completly understand the drive and thrill to get that idea working, sadly just doing it is not the right approach.
      It needs to be thought about. How big is it going to be? what pitfalls are there? etc . . .
      I have seen many people(myself included) end up doing more work because they just rushed to implement without taking time to think about the consquences.

      The rush of the new idea blinds people to the fact that maybe it's abad idea, or the implementation needs to be thought through.

      Now I right down my idea, sketch it out, make a list of what I need to do to get the concept of what's in my head down on 'paper'. then when the exitment subsides a little, and plan on how I will dal with pitfalls.
      My code is cleaner, the ideas I implement are always a success and praised. I get more accolades, max reviews numners and I work 4 10s. I occasionally take a call after hours; about 1 every 4 months.

      Obviously you like technical work. There is no reason youi can't do technical work on your free time, but for YOU not for the company that wuold drop you like a hot potato if they could save a nickle.

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    5. Re:The thing about programming/design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Google does have showers in every building, if that's what you need...

    6. Re:The thing about programming/design by rm999 · · Score: 1

      "If you enjoy, or are into the work, it is very difficult to become a segmentor"

      I enjoy what I do, and I think I am good at it, but I was raised to be a segmentor. I am still relatively young, and I think you may be right that this attitude will push me away from being a coder when my career picks up, but meanwhile I don't see it hurting my coding abilities in the *hours I am actually working.* If I have a thought, I tuck it deep into my head and implement it first thing in the morning or write it on my to-do list.

      Being a segmentor has its (subjective) pros and cons.

      Cons:
      You care less about the company, and therefore your job
      The job sometimes seems like a chore
      You get less done because you aren't always thinking about the problems at hand

      Pros:
      You have more free time for family and friends
      You don't feel as obligated to do things you shouldn't have to do (e.g. stay late)
      You have a life

      Read that last pro. Very few integrators, IMO, can really claim that last one. Perhaps it is my bias, but I never thought working 50-80 hour weeks and then thinking about those hours at home was conducive to having a life.

    7. Re:The thing about programming/design by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
      Cons:

      You care less about the company, and therefore your job

      In my view, this is a pro, not a con. Caring about the company makes sense if you have a stake in its outcome (other than continuation of your job), but if you're just a peon then your caring just leads to exploitation.

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    8. Re:The thing about programming/design by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, I do my best thinking when I'm standing in the shower. Getting *away* from the office is the key to coming up with novel solutions, IMHO. Otherwise, one tends to get locked into a certain mode of thinking... change of setting can alleviate this. Hey, everybody's different. Most people are like you — but there are folks who are happy and creative spending 14 hours a day at the keyboard.

      Meanwhile, a proper balance between work and personal life ensures that you don't burn yourself out or get exhausted with what you're doing. After all, people can't work 24/7 and remain creative. The mind really does need rest.

      Depends on what you mean by "need". Yes, an unbalanced life will eventually burn you out. But it burns out some folks sooner than others. The ones who can't handle it at all certainly don't become the coding addict type we're talking about.

      Actually, I don't think that the perks they offer at Google are "designed" to do anything. Many other companies used to offer these kinds of perks (though never on such a lavish scale as Google), only to give them up when they couldn't justify the cost to their stockholders. But Google is structured so that management doesn't have to justify its expenditures to stockholders. So management, which was mostly in grad school until a few years ago, just invented the kind of workplace they wanted for themselves.

      But basically, you're right, the keyboard addict lifestyle isn't good for you. If not in the short term, then certainly in the long term. Maybe Google itself is headed towards a collective burnout!

  12. Home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ???

  13. You spend half your life aft work. by xtal · · Score: 1

    Keeping the two seperate is damn near impossible. I'm happier when I don't try, and focus on living my life instead. From my own experience, this is vastly more productive so long as you can manage your time effectively. Methinks that Google might just be onto something.

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    1. Re:You spend half your life aft work. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Keeping the two seperate is damn near impossible. I'm happier when I don't try, and focus on living my life instead.

      Agreed. But if your life is more than just your work, you'll be a "segmentor" more or less automatically, I think. Personally, I have somewhere on the order of a million hobbies. When I get home, I don't have *time* to think about work because I'm busy cultivating other parts of my life that I consider important.

  14. Consultants face the same life style decisions by MarkWatson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work out of a home office and until a life-threatening medical problem last December, I was definitely an 'integrator', never really being off line. BTW, my problem (DVT followed by two large pulmonary embolisms) was almost certainly caused or made worse by a few month work spree - too much time at my desk. I have since set strict boundaries: I set a "get up and walk around" timer on my laptop, place limits on "billable time" each day and even some limits on time for learning new technologies (although my 2/3 time for paid work and about 1/3 time learning ne things ration has stayed about the same).

    Anyway, transitioning from an 'integrator' to a 'separator' has been a good thing for me. People do need down time.

    At the end of the day, I believe that productivity is about quality work time, not quantity.

    1. Re:Consultants face the same life style decisions by MarkWatson · · Score: 1

      "2/3 time for paid work and about 1/3 time learning ne things ration" --> "2/3 time for paid work and about 1/3 time learning new things ratio"

      must learn to preview :-)

  15. Worries me by dmayle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've gotta say, each there is a story about working at Google, everyone seems to talk about how horrible the number of perks are because it must mean they expect you to work crazy hours, and I wonder how jaded we've become?

    How about this as an idea, maybe the perks aren't meant to make people work crazy hours but instead just make good business sense?

    • Doctors on site? Makes sure sick employees get better, and helps prevent healthy employees from getting sick
    • 20% Off-project time? I know that when I have a serious problem, it's usually solved by walking away from the issue at hand and focusing on something else, letting my brain solve it in the background. What's more, all those 20% projects become a great source for potential revenues.
    • Free food? By having their own cafeteria they can bring down costs, so it's less expensive than you might think for them, and they get the bonus of employees eating together, potentially discussing work, etc.

    And on top of all of this, it makes their employees really happy, and gets them really good press!

    I, for one, would be more than happy to talk to a recruiter at Google

    1. Re:Worries me by bernywork · · Score: 1

      Yup, seconded.

      If Google are reading this, I am about to head to Dublin for a year, if you want to sponsor me to stay thereafter, let me know.

      Berny

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    2. Re:Worries me by jvagner · · Score: 1

      i think it's a little of both, but if it was JUST about keeping employees working longer, i wouldn't expect their food service to be as quality/value oriented as it is. home-made food, using quality and organic ingredients..? it seems like they wanted to offer a certain standard of services, more than your local subway or marriot cafeteria service, and that is commendable.

      and i'm a segregator.

    3. Re:Worries me by superbus1929 · · Score: 1

      We've become jaded because companies like Google are such an exception to the norm that it's ridiculous; we truly are becoming "like paper clips" in too many places, especially in the fields that Slashdot users work in. Or have none of us lost or known someone that has lost a job due to outsourcing? For God's sake, it was news when Microsoft brought back the stupid towel policy!

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  16. According to co-workers... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

    "What kind of worker are you -- segmentor or integrator?"

    I'm the ass-imilator.

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    1. Re:According to co-workers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the ass-imilator. You misspelled emulator
  17. Segmentor ....now by Itninja · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At my last job I was the textbook integrator. I kept on top of email from home, preformed server admin stuff at all hours via VPN, and would even come in after hours when a got a server alert that needed attention. One day, I decided to add up all these extra hours. I was a salary employee, so it's not like I was getting paid extra to work overtime. I was shocked with the totals.

    During one calender year, I had worked over 200 unpaid hours. And, since they would have all been considered overtime hours and worth 1.5 regular hours, it totaled 300 hours' worth of lost wages. That's nearly two months worth of time!

    So I quit that job after 10 years (I'm kinda a slow learner), and found a company that insists I work no more than 40 hours a week. If I am called on work more, I get to make it up later. So now I am a segmentor. Work is work, home is home, and never the twain shall meet.

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    1. Re:Segmentor ....now by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised - only 200 hours? That's less than an hour a day...

      I know several fixed-rate subcontractors & salaried workers that are expected to do at least 10 hrs / week unpaid work. That's 400 ~ 500 hours/yr right there, let alone the extra they are also "expected" to do when the shit hits the fan (i.e. their employer realises they they've cut too many people and aren't going to make targets...)

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  18. Integrator by smithwis · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm an integrator of the highest order. I integrate so much freetime into my work that even I wonder how I get anything done.

    Oh, do think Google wants me to integrate work into my off time?

  19. I'm an integrator... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...which is why I need to work for myself. And I've been working in that direction for... forever now. But anyway, at least if you're working for yourself you can choose when to work and what to work on. I can't help thinking about work when I'm gone, it just happens.

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  20. Integration Not Complete enough by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am an ideal integrator. I would love to work at a place that is completely integrated. I could work for google, have a google wife, 2.5 google kids, live in a google house, drive to google in my google car, drop of my laundry of google brand clothes at the google dry cleaners, eat at the googleteria, taking a break at 5 to go to the google bar to share a few drinks with my google friends, pick the kids up from google school, and head out for a night at the google opera with my google wife. That would be perfect. All of my needs would be met entirely.

    However, anything short of that requires me to segment my personal life from work. I need to fulfill the needs that work doesn't provide, requiring necessary non work related period. Perks would be nice, but not if they distract me for fulfilling the other needs. As the article says, they'd get in the way of my real life. At least thats what happened when I tried living a truly integrated workplace, very far from google. I went a whole month without leaving the compound's gates. Needless to say, I was not attending any operas with my wife. Which is why I had to leave. It was like 75% perfect, but anything short of perfection sucks.

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    1. Re:Integration Not Complete enough by Fross · · Score: 1

      I could work for google, have a google wife, 2.5 google kids, live in a google house, drive to google in my google car, drop of my laundry of google brand clothes at the google dry cleaners, eat at the googleteria, taking a break at 5 to go to the google bar to share a few drinks with my google friends, pick the kids up from google school, and head out for a night at the google opera with my google wife.

      this reminds me of a woefully uneducated american couple who visited my family, in italy, several years ago. the wife was a fashion victim, so spent the whole time there shopping at fashionable places, picking up armani, valentino, gucci, and the like. except she pronounced gucci "gookie". so one day, she came over saying "...and we went to the via veneto and i picked up a gookie bag and some gookie shoes, then...."

    2. Re:Integration Not Complete enough by hab136 · · Score: 1

      Except for the wife and kids, many company towns operate(d) exactly like that. The company owns the houses, stores, goods, etc. Mining, logging, steel, paper mills, and other businesses have operated company towns.

      One danger is that the company knows your pay and can adjust prices so that you never really get ahead - this has happened more than once.

    3. Re:Integration Not Complete enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or approaching it from the other end (the state being the company rather than the company being the state), the old USSR. Not that it was any better.

    4. Re:Integration Not Complete enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many dangers to arrangements like those, and they all hover around a basic structural problem: The best interests of the employer and the best interests of the employee may overlap to a certain degree, but they are not identical. The more power the employer has over the employee, the more the employee's best interests are at risk of being disregarded in favor of the employer's. The fight to protect the rights of workers in the US was long and bloody, and it amazes me that we can so easily forget the ... wait, did you say they have yoga on site? That's awesome!

  21. Trilogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All too familiar.

    I used to work for Trilogy, once cited as the best place in the US to work. It was a disaster: they had overexpanded, lacked a lot of process discipline and relied on small groups of super-bright people. Unfortunately you do need some structure and control.

    It ended with the CEO in tears firing 1/3 of the company one Saturday. (Yes, they made people come in on a Saturday just to fire them!)

    Google may be different, and I'm sure I could get hired there if I wanted to, but I'm scared off by the similarity with Trilogy.

  22. My Worker Type by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 0
    "What kind of worker are you -- segmentor or integrator?"

    Disintegrator.

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    1. Re:My Worker Type by Knara · · Score: 1

      My coworkers would say I'm a frobnicator

  23. Keeping the flame alive by wsanders · · Score: 1

    Back in the goodle days in Silicon Valley lots of places had these kinds of perks, too. Google only stands out now because no one else can afford to offer them anymore.

    I also have to say I know a few people who work there, and they are the some of the smartest, coolest, and nicest people I have ever known or worked with. So if they load on the perks, it is only to retain good people.

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    1. Re:Keeping the flame alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The issue with silicon valley isn't that they can no longer afford the perks (and no longer give them), but that employees are considered more expendable. They make less of an effort to prevent burning out employees and accept higher turnover.

      When you get into your second or third month of 7 days a week 12+ hours a day with your boss asking you to see if you can 'stay late' to try to catch up on the project (wtf? later than 12 hours 7 days a week?). More employers are fine with this now than they were during the dotcom boom. Back then, they'd give you recreation time at the office. So what if you 'wasted' 2-3 hours a day if you were there >12 hours a day. You were happier, more productive and the work got done without the entire team quitting at the end of the project. When you were friends with all of your coworkers, you'd stay out of loyalty to them, not necessarily loyalty to the company. Either way, the company benefited.

      Google is sucking up the high quality people who are tired of being treated as machinery. Productivity stays at a consistent level and you don't keep losing all of the high quality employees you hire.

  24. integrating sleep and pleasure by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dunno, I have a pretty easy time integrating sleep and pleasure, in fact if you work all day and somehow bring your work home, sleep may be the only true pleasurable/relaxing time of your day!

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  25. Big Deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are just copying the ideas of having everyon live the Google life with everything provided by the company from Globex Corporation....

  26. It's not really that black and white... by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    I leave work at work for the most part. Exceptions include deadlines and emergencies, and they are few and far between.

    However, 4 of my coworkers and myself play WOW (World of Warcraft) on an almost nightly basis together. We don't discuss work when we play, except if we're trying to find the one person who knows how to fix the emergency at work. I think I did that once.

    Another caveat, my wife, father-in-law, and 2 of my wifes Uncles work at the same place as me. Separate depts thank god, but still, we talk about work at home, home at work. But that's usually the gossipy stuff.

    But if I try my damndest to forget what I was doing the moment I walk out the door at 4pm. My thoughts are on my daughter, wife, and whether I'll have a margarita when I'm playing WOW. Printing problems, MRP issues...I try to let them go.

    So it's me I'm a segmentor, but life makes me an integrator.

    Sean D.

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  27. *Groan* by Noryungi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, please, "segmentors"? "Integrators"? What's next? "Dronators"? "Dilbertors"?

    Seriously, this is just one aspect of the US work culture: the company you work for simply assumes that you are going to put in long hours and work until late at night or early in the morning. This, in my opinion, is simply wrong: the longer you work, the less productive you are and he more exhausted you are as well.

    Not to mention that putting in long hours takes a very heavy toll on your family life, if you are married and have children. So Google perks are great, but they simply (a) represent something wrong in U.S. culture and (b) reflect the fact that a lot of people at Google may be young and single adults, who can afford to spend a lot of time at the office.

    Personally, instead of free massage and thirteen different restaurant in-house, I'd rather be able to have flexible hours to take care of my kids, telecommute for a couple of hours a day -- I am sure I would be a lot more productive working from my home from 11:00pm until 1:00am, or even have more paid vacation days. I don't really care about in-house restaurants or nerf tournaments. But I guess that's just me.

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    1. Re:*Groan* by Dara+Hazeghi · · Score: 1

      And this is why the US should mandate 35 hour work weeks, like France did some time back. The French are at least as productive as we are, and do that with 60% of the work week and 6 weeks vacation.

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    2. Re:*Groan* by Noryungi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except I live in France, and I can tell you that, honestly, no one who lives in France actually works 35 hours per week. Those who do are probably pencil-pushers bureacrats.

      On the other hand, you get several (paid!) weeks of holidays every year, as well as extra days since you don't work 35 hours per week. And paid sick days, and other perks. I'd rather have that than the Google perks. Even though those tasty restaurants sound appealing.

      I may move to the USA in the future (long story, don't ask) and I am frankly not looking forward to it...

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    3. Re:*Groan* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that Google allows flexible hours and telecommuting. Microsoft does too. At least it does for the jobs whose requirements allow it. Obviously the receptionists can't telecommute.

    4. Re:*Groan* by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      "Except I live in France, and I can tell you that, honestly, no one who lives in France actually works 35 hours per week."

      Would that be more or less than 35?

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    5. Re:*Groan* by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      Seriously, this is just one aspect of the US work culture: the company you work for simply assumes that you are going to put in long hours and work until late at night or early in the morning.
      I agree that this is a fundamental flaw of the US industry, especially as we turn from a production-based society to service-based one. Too many people still think that a person has to work 35 or 40 (or more!) hours per week. Working a set amount of hours per week is necessary for such things as production lines, support industries (computer support, 911 centers, etc.), food, and other things that require a person to physically be somewhere.

      But when it comes to such things as design jobs, (some kinds of) accounting, and so forth, spending X hours a day somewhere isn't really necessary as long as you can complete things by a set deadline. This means that work time for these industries should be flexible- certain periods will allow you to go home early, work from home, or even take extra days off, while at other times you might have longer days as you hit crunch mode (a good employee with a good job setup will be able to complete a task without having things pile up like that, though).

      These days you see a lot of reports (especially on Slashdot) that say "POPULAR_ITEM causes $NUMBER_FROM_ASS in losses for companies". If the employees have the time and ability to do that at work, perhaps work is actually wasting their time instead of vice versa.

      Think of it this way: If you know that you'll have to spend a set amount of time at work, regardless of how fast you'll get your own work done, what incentive is there to finish any sooner? You could be just as productive, and probably much happier, if you were able to get your work done in six hours and take off than if you get your work done in six hours, total, and mill around for two hours.

      Some might say that there's wasted potential there, but those who do are still trying to fill this almost-arbitrary "8 hour" work day.

      As a bonus, extending flex time would cut down on traffic jams, which would probably lead to a cut down on auto accidents, gas usage, and perhaps even pollution from car exhaust.
    6. Re:*Groan* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If our work week is 40 hours, and theirs is 35 hours, they have 87.5 percent of the work week we do, not 60 percent.

    7. Re:*Groan* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The French are at least as productive as we are Only in a world where 35 is 60% of 40. In the real world where real math is used, the US has about 42% more production per capita: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_ GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

      Assuming that the average person in the US gets twenty paid days off (vacation and holidays) and that the average person in France gets forty (out of 260 work days per year; 52 * 5), that gives (using the IMF numbers from that link):

      240 * 8 = 1920 in the US; 41,399 / 1920 = 21.56
      220 * 7 = 1540 in France; 29,187 / 1540 = 18.95

      That gives France about 88% of the productivity per work hour of the US (remember that France has about 70.5% of the productivity per capita). Even adjusting for the lower work time, France is still solidly lower in productivity.
  28. I Would Like to Change by moore.dustin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While currently, I am a segmentor, I would rather be an integrator. If I could enjoy my job enough to include it as part of my "life" then I would be all about it. Till that time comes, I will continue to enjoy my clean break from work when I leave my office.

    1. Re:I Would Like to Change by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      That's probably the most common problem - a mismatch between employee and employer. Where I work, everyone is interviewed to gauge their "fit" for the team. Basically, they want to hire round pegs to fit into the square holes the organization provides. I think the idea is that if we get a critical mass of round pegs, the organization may provide some round holes. Of course, the philosophy of any large organization is to pound the round peg into the square hole until it fits or shoots out the window.

  29. I'm more of a Slacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now where's my benefits? When I was working at Boo.com I only had to show up three days a week for five hours.

  30. I used to be an integrator, but .... by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    then I discovered that the company's idea of integrating work and "real-life" meant letting me doing work at home. However when they came to their side of the bargain it also meant not doing home-things at work.

    There was always a suspicion (thankfully, no-one ever tested it) that if you hurt yourself while working at home, then you'd be completely disowned so far as liabilty went. Same for RSI and other long-term work related problems. "Well your home life contributed to that condition, so it's nothing to do with us"

    Now, I always have "commitments" at weekends or evenings. I'm much happier and the work still all gets done.

    Just make sure that if you take work home, or let it invade your personal time the home/work balance is actually a balance

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  31. Perks? by Cereal+Box · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let me pull this up because there are so many," he says. When his computer produces a list a moment later, Kallayil makes his way down the screen and continues: "The free gourmet food, because that's a daily necessity. Breakfast, lunch and dinner I eat at Google. The next one is the fitness center, the 24-hour gym with weights. And there are yoga classes."

    There is a pause before he adds that he also enjoys the speaker series, the in-house doctor, the nutritionist, the dry cleaners and the massage service. He has not used the personal trainer, the swimming pool and the spa -- at least not yet, anyway. Nor has he commuted to and from the office on the high-tech, wi-fi equipped, bio-diesel shuttle bus that Google provides for employees, but that is only because he lives nearby and can drive without worrying about a long commute.


    I'd be worried about the fact that Google has the spending habits and business plan of a late 90s dot-com. Isn't advertising something like 95% of their revenue?

    1. Re:Perks? by Malc · · Score: 1

      Perks? Give me the cash! I'll spend it enjoying myself how I want to, finding my own culture and pleasures, and not be dictated to by my employer and turned in to a 2-dimensional cookie-cutter employee. Oh, and put me on a team of people who are going to work and not spend half the day hanging-out and socialising. I want to leave at a reasonable hour but still be able to do my job effectively and be on a successful team. Get a life people ;)

    2. Re:Perks? by Krater76 · · Score: 1

      I'd be worried about the fact that Google has the spending habits and business plan of a late 90s dot-com.

      It does beg the question of 'how long can it last?'. I mean eventually some manager is going to cut down on organic foods because it's a little more expensive. And then the in-house doctor will move on and not be replaced. They probably won't close the fitness center but they'll get rid of the personal trainer and masseuse.

      Eventually this culture changes because of the bottom line. Wasn't Microsoft *the* place to work because of similar perks at one time? I'm not saying they possibly aren't a good place to work but eventually the perks fade out.

      Isn't advertising something like 95% of their revenue?

      Yes and no. It's not just banner ads but companies paying to be at the top (I mean above, it doesn't affect the search results) of the search lists. You pay by click so it's a rather interesting model. There's other stuff to that I don't know about but from what I do know from the marketting group where I work, it seems like it could be quite lucrative.

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    3. Re:Perks? by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding the laptop friendly bus on your own though ;)

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    4. Re:Perks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      YEWZA, LIFE IS GOOD!!! Get on the bus BAYBEE!!! Free money!!!



      I'd be worried about the fact that Google has the spending habits and business plan of a late 90s dot-com. Isn't advertising something like 95% of their revenue?

      Wellll...Let me think. HEY -> This rocket can't crash!!!!!!!!! $750/share - Here we COME!!!!!

    5. Re:Perks? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      It will last as long as these things contribute to keeping Google at the head of the pack. Right now these perks serve mainly as recruitement and retention tools. Once you get a geek to work at Google you have to KEEP them working at Google. Cut back on the perks and you'll suffer the same fate as Microsoft, incurring an exodus of their best workers to other companies.

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  32. Segmentor... or just common sense by athloi · · Score: 1

    My preference at jobs is to go in, get the task done, and then go do something fun.

    Most "work" done during workdays could be done in four hours, tops, if people were committed to efficiency.

    I think many people like being at work because they feel a total lack of doubt. I'm doing the right thing, earning money, forget about the divorce, the kids, the debt, the extra 25 pounds, the smoking habit, distant mortality, etc.

  33. Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by narf501 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Never mix work and home, EVER. This is something I learned hard, because when you let co-workers find out what you do for fun, when they know what friends and acquaintances you hang out with, what music you listen to, then that is ammo that your peers and your office politics rivals will use to get you fired should some bad thing happen, and they have a chance at it.

    For example, I've seen a co-worker (who was EXTREMELY talented) fired at a previous job I was at because he listened to heavy metal/goth, and during a major emergency on a Saturday night when servers melted (UPS failure), he ran into work in full club gear in order to get servers back up and running. Even though he got the servers up in an hour, he got fired a week later, not because of performance, but because his boss was a country music type of guy and didn't like anyone who didn't drive a pickup truck and attend rodeos in the first place, and him finding an underling who listened to something totally different caused him to dig up anything to fire the guy by. At the time, it wasn't a big deal, the guy just hopped to a different place and made more money, but these days with jobs being outsourced or handed to I-9 thralls, it may end up causing someone to have their next home for their family be a homeless shelter or park bench.

    It seems easy to mix the two, but don't. You don't want co-workers who are potential enemies when it comes raise/promotion time to have knowledge on how to sabotage you.

    Personally, I leave work and home totally separate. Even, my work car (a bland, boring vehicle that stays clean and personal-item free) is different from the car I use in other things. If asked about family or whatnot, I give a bland reply back. It sounds bad, but come raise/promotion time, issues that people can bring against me are only work-related... they can't dig up skeletons out of the rest of my daily existence to use.

    1. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      My philosophy exactly. Keep things at work work-related, if only to make sure your supervisor has a unbiased opinion of you come evaluation time.

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    2. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, get another job. That's really sad.

      The whole "working for Google" discussion is actually all about how you and your employer shape your environment. Now step back and think about the environment that you have to be working in when you need to take a separate car to work and avoid letting your co-workers know anything about you. How anyone who can afford two cars could go to work each day for a company they are so cynical about I don't understand.

      Something else to consider: Maybe the fact that you are so skeptical of your co-workers intentions will eventually lead to you being fired. Nobody likes a non-engaging outsider. At least nobody I know.

    3. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Or I could just sue the motherfucker for unjustified firing and discrimination. I can't believe that this actually happened, or just his tastes in music led to the firing.

      If it is true, I can't imagine the paranoid place you work in. My boss knows I once dated a dominatrix (I was her boyfriend, *NOT* a client, mind you) and it doesn't mean a thing to him.

    4. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1

      So is it assuming too much to say that at that previous job, there was no HR department? Sounds pretty lame.

      OP: Count me as a separator, btw...

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    5. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by narf501 · · Score: 1

      I live in an "at will" state. People can be fired for anything, provided its not a race, religion, or sex matter. Where I work, they have an HR department, but higher ranks of supervisors can easily fire on the spot. Legally its 100% legit, and most people end up signing their right to sue away in return for a couple weeks of severance anyway. I'd rather work at a place that I know, and have some job security, than some place where I have to play king of the hill in employee coffee klatches to keep my job. I don't care to play office politics.

      This guy was fired unjustifiably in my book (as he was one of the smartest people I know), but under the state laws, its perfectly legal. Its sad in one way that I have a plain vanilla car for work, but I get paid well, and it sure beats living at the Salvation Army, or telling people, "would you like fries with that?"

      As for being aloof from co-workers, other than the IT staff, I am paid to do my job, not tell my innermost psychological ramblings to some ditz in Marketing so she has grist for the rumor mill. Should I goof up on my job, I go to prison for violating SOX and other regulations, and my company gets shut down. I'm not paid to share my personal life with people who have no right to know what I do on my own time, and who will take any advantage they can. This doesn't mean not to be professional and polite by any means, but not to open your closet and show everyone in the company all your skeletons.

      I earn enough that I don't mind putting on my work "face", hopping into a boring car, doing my job and going home. Other workplaces can be far worse, and pay far less. The trick is just to shut up, and not bare your soul to would-be attackers.

    6. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man that is a grim workplace. That is not what all jobs are like. Mind you, some of my friends have work/pleasure integration issues - e.g. the ones who work in a pub/nightclub (the same one) and are getting partnered up. And think of the poor pr0n stars who have sex as work and leisure...

    7. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by dstone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not paid to share my personal life with people who have no right to know what I do on my own time, and who will take any advantage they can. ... The trick is just to shut up, and not bare your soul to would-be attackers.

      I read your last two posts on this topic and I see a lot of fear and defensiveness, but absolutely no JOY. What's the point? You say your job is a means to an end, but it's also probably one half of your waking weekday hours!

      Add in the time you might spend decompressing, venting, preparing, and discussing your job dissatisfaction at home, with friends, on on forums like this... and there's the proof that you HAVE integrated your job into your personal life. But in a negative way. This adds up. So in the "end", is it worth it?

      It is NOT normal to fear your all your fellow workers as "would-be attackers" and be forced to behave as a "vanilla" or "bland" person who is not really you. If you condition yourself to behave like someone else for 7.5 hours per day, you WILL be changed by it in all your off-work time.

    8. Re:Mixing work+home == "you're fired" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Even if I got a better job as a result, I think I'd still try a lawsuit just for spite.

      That might just be me. There's people who tormented me in grade school whose throats I go for if I ever saw them again. I heavily wired for vendetta. :) Must have been a samauri in a past life, or Celtic.

  34. Children are the bane of telecommuting by Sodade · · Score: 1

    I work for a monolithic tech co. 80% of the people I deal with (including myself) are telecommuters. Almost every day, I am on a call where I hear someone's kid screaming or crying in the background. These are six figure professionals we are talking about. In my mind, it is totally inexcusable. It is crap like this that gives telecommuting a bad name. Personally, I wouldn't let an employee telecommute if they have kids in the house.

    1. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Personally, I wouldn't let an employee telecommute if they have kids in the house.

      Kids and barking dogs. I have neither but occasionally in-between the neighborhood kids screaming, dogs barking, home improvements, neighbors playing music loudly with their windows open and morons using the street as a rally track; I get a little work done.

    2. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by bynary · · Score: 1

      Nice. Discriminate based on the decision to have kids. Good luck with that...

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    3. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      "Nice. Discriminate based on the decision to have kids. Good luck with that..."

      Why not? It already happens!!

      I've heard it more than a few time "Hey, I need to leave a little early, Sally has a fever at school" or some excuse like that from people with kids. Nobody seems to bat an eye at crap like that. But, can I ever leave for something inane like "Hey, I need to leave..take my dog to the groomers" or something. No..that is frowned upon. People with kids constantly take off or come in late or leave early for some kid reason....and it is ok, the single and/or childless worker is naturally expected to pick up the slack.

      So..what's wrong with having it the other way around for a bit to balance things out?

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    4. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by Sodade · · Score: 1

      And while we are on the topic - why the FUCK do breeders get a tax break? Instead, we should be charging them the massive cost to society their decision to breed adds to.

    5. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by davidgay · · Score: 1

      Wow. I knew some people were young and stupid, but this subthread definitely shows them up well!

      David Gay

    6. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Wow. I knew some people were young and stupid, but this subthread definitely shows them up well!"

      I know this thread is old...just saw it, but, can you explain why you said that? It is a valid viewpoint, not stupid that I can see...

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    7. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      A society is an organism made of people the same way a person is an organism made of cells.

      What would happen to you if your cells decided to stop dividing?

      That's what happens to a society if people stop reproducing.

      Now, do you depend on the food, water, transportation infrastructure, communication infrastructure, medical infrastructure etc that this society provides, or not?

      It doesn't matter though. This society is terminally ill. It's too late to stop it; it will die soon, and people from other parts of the world will come here to try again.

      Hopefully they don't screw it up like our forefathers did.

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    8. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I would put it to you that people will screw....and will result in having kids regardless of a 'tax break' or not....hence, why do we in essence have people with no kids subsidizing those with kids (no tax breaks for no kids), and by it being ok for the non-children workers to take up the slack for those with kids?

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    9. Re:Children are the bane of telecommuting by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Because it is the only justification for allowing them to exist and participate in the society.

      They are not connected to the future of the society; allowing them to have a greater proportion of control over shared resources, by whatever mechanism, will lead to the death of the society.

      People without children have a material interest in "using it all up before they die".

      Talk is cheap. Anyone interested in participating in the larger society of mankind and the continuation of human life on earth would have kids. Anyone who doesn't is not a participant, and any resources spent improving them or their lot in live are wasted.

      Children first, parents next, singles LAST.

      Personally, if you don't see why it's justified that you should have or support the next generation of mankind, I don't see any justification in why I should participate in a society that thinks you should receive food.

      When you pull it out to the level of societies and ongoing systems, if you're not a breeder, you're just a dead man walking, and 50 years of your life either way doesn't really mean anything in the grand scheme of things.

      This sort of shit would have been academic before we grew to the point that exile is no longer an option.

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  35. Stop right here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any article that contains "... two kinds of..." is complete bull$hit that, at best, was written solely to stimulate insipid debating.

  36. Both! by DdJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an Integrater from about 10am to about 4pm on work days, and a Segmentor the rest of the time.

  37. The minute work becomes your life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is the minute you've become a slave.

    Specifically.. work for others.

  38. Meanwhile, in the Land of False Dichotomies... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Must every article these days follow the same lines?

    1. Reduce group in question to two, robotic types.
    2. Toss about simplistic arguments concerning said types.
    3. Leave real world situation utterly unanalyzed.

    It's like using approximations in physics and mathematics, only less useful.

    1. Re:Meanwhile, in the Land of False Dichotomies... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, there are two kinds of people! Those who must classify /. articles and those who don't.

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    2. Re:Meanwhile, in the Land of False Dichotomies... by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1
      So you're a Rational rather than an Intuitive then?

      :)

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    3. Re:Meanwhile, in the Land of False Dichotomies... by kraney · · Score: 1

      Now lets talk about the other kind of article!

  39. yes, some people mind the perks by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    My wife - comp sci/math major with honors blah blah blah - has been heavily recruited by Google. It hasn't become annoying or anything, but she's been contacted numerous times before and since getting her B.S. She wouldn't take the job anyway because it would cause her to relocate, but I know that she considers the extent of the perks a significant strike against Google.

    From on-campus meals to weights to doctors to dry cleaning she considers the extent to which Google tries to be a part of the lives of its employees creepy and cult-like. I think she's exactly the type of person Google wants to hire in terms of talent and ability, but it's clear that their perks are working against such people.

    This doesn't mean the perks aren't working in general. There a possibly many more people who enjoy the perks rather than view them with distrust. But clearly some talented people are going to be turned off by extent to which Google attempts to insinuate itself into every aspect of your life.

    As for me, I think the perks a bit over-the-top, but I wouldn't mind at all having to do less travel. But my wife enjoys running errands together - it's a chance for family time - and would consider Google to be competing for family time. And I think she has a point. Anyone know anything about work/family balance for people working at Google?

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    1. Re:yes, some people mind the perks by Dara+Hazeghi · · Score: 1

      I always consider "amount of free time" as a major perk. This time translates into a number of other perks including: less stress, a happy marriage, and well-adjusted kids. If a company like Google requires me to work 80 hour weeks, then it doesn't matter to me how many other perks they have. These extras are relatively paltry compared to the 2000 hours free time I get from working at a company requiring only 40 hours a week. But everyone has different prioritites, as the article notes.

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    2. Re:yes, some people mind the perks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...creepy and cult-like...

      That was exactly my impression after leaving the first on-site. In fact, when I called my wife from the airport, my exact words were "if the Kool-Aid is offered, I very likely won't be drinking it."

    3. Re:yes, some people mind the perks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second the "cult-like" comment..About the 20% time , it is not "free time" it is something that goes and weighs heavily into your performance review ..

    4. Re:yes, some people mind the perks by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      she considers the extent to which Google tries to be a part of the lives of its employees creepy and cult-like I feel the same way about the group of people who have been hounding me down for the last ten years.
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    5. Re:yes, some people mind the perks by evilgiu · · Score: 1

      Anyone know anything about work/family balance for people working at Google?
      This is a really good question. I guess the Googleplex way of life would be very suited to single or google-married people with no kids (if such exists).

      But with a child and wife, one just can't afford to do even 12 hours a day. That leaves one 4 hours a day in which to have a social life, an intimate relationship, raise a child properly and reap the benefits of being with him/her and pursue a hobby or continued education.

      There is some good mathematics in splitting a day into 8/8/8. I took me a while (including a change of marital status, which did include other reasons as well) to realise that. And I'm still trying hard to get to that balance. Even though by being single again and still young, the idea of Google-like perks is still very seducing, the kid is what really changes it all.

      Proper free-time is the greatest perk of all.
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  40. Shifting through the years. by Sanat · · Score: 1

    Since I was a kid I have always loved to fix things and found that I was skilled at fixing mainframes and their peripherals. But CDC was on the decline so I moved from Minnesota to a smaller company in St. Louis. I flew from city to city fixing equipment that was hopeless and on the edge of a lawsuit. As equipment got smaller and smaller and more disposable I saw the writing on the wall and moved into software.

    My point is that I would have paid to get to play with the stuff that I fixed but instead got paid well for it.

    I would even visit local offices while on vacation and fix some tough dog problems just for the fun of it. I realize now i was an idiot... but I enjoyed doing it at the time.

    Today it would be like paying someone to play with an Xbox or Ipod. Ir was like " You mean you are going to pay me for what I really would like to do anyway? Sure! I'll do it"

    Over the years though, as several other individuals here have pointed out the company would take a new direction, often with the management from other failed companies and sooner or later it was my turn to be escorted out on a friday afternoon due to across the board cutbacks.

    Now I am self employed...This suits me now.

    I can understand though how the workers might feel at Google... I had that feeling from the 60's through the 90's and life was effortless.

    Sanat

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  41. Incorrect presumptions by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stupid Americans with your self-inflicted workaholicism. Don't blame google when its all in your own mind.

    People should feel they can legitimately enjoy the perks then go home after doing an 8 hour day.

    Whatever Google's real motivation is for offering free meals and transport, its pretty stupid to feel obliged to put in more hours because of them, especially if no-one has explicitly stated that they are provided in order to commit you to work more hours.
    And if they ever do say that, then drive yourself and take sandwiches in.

    Apart from anything else, the transport has wi-fi and if you're not driving yourself you can work on the bus. this is all extra time for Google worth more than the cost of the transport anyway. The value of the free food only amounts to maybe 15 minutes of pay at most, but you save more than that time by not going out to get food. So why should people still feel obliged to work extra time measured in hours?

    My guess is Google's real motivation for offering those things is becase it differentiates the comapny and attracts hard-to-find developers to apply to work there in the first place. It has nothing to do with hours/week.

    As a manager, if members of my team work continually work more than 40 hours/week when its not necessary for their workload, it gives me an indication that they're either not able to keep up or they're brown-nosers, either of which gives me reason and inclination to fire them.

    1. Re:Incorrect presumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As a manager, if members of my team work continually work more than 40 hours/week when its not necessary for their workload, it gives me an indication that they're either not able to keep up or they're brown-nosers, either of which gives me reason and inclination to fire them."

      Are you serious? I'd would be very interested in knowing what exactly you do? And if this is your attitude don't be surprised when someone you "manage" takes over your position. Some people work longer than others because they are slower. Some b/c they ARE overachievers and ENJOY work. You sound like the type of "manager" that is insecure and afraid that they will lose their job. Which, in it's own right is probably a valid concern because you won't last long in your position as a poor manager.

    2. Re:Incorrect presumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

      The number #1 job of a manager is to stay out of the way of their happiest, hardest working, highest productivity employees. Fitting your team into a "mold" just hinders the top performers, and really does nothing for the poor performers.

      I've had employees that liked working a lot and great, I'd buy them dinner or a latte or whatever I could to keep them happy and engaged in their work.

    3. Re:Incorrect presumptions by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      either of which gives me reason and inclination to fire them.

      You know, being a manager isn't just about firing people and screwing them on raises. Why don't you just talk to your employees and try to figure out why they're working so hard? Maybe they don't realize that it's considered a negative. Or are you trying to make a workplace that's adversarial so that employees don't want to work 40 hours anyway?

    4. Re:Incorrect presumptions by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> The number #1 job of a manager is to stay out of the way of their happiest, hardest working, highest productivity employees.

      Not at all. Your job is to faciliatate, assist, and remove obstacles for those people.

      And unlike most managers, I for one realise that hours sat at the desk is not an indication of productivity or who your best team players are. I also like to get brown-nosers out of my group (meaning those that habitually work long hours and/or wear suits/ties) so the others who are truly productive within their 40 hours don't feel threatened or think that I'm stupid enough to judge by superficial appearances only.

      >> I've had employees that liked working a lot and great, I'd buy them dinner
      Define "a lot". if you mean long hours, then you are incorrectly presuming long hours == productivity. You should buy them dinner for their acheivements, not the hours spent in the office. And also don't forget what appears to be their achievements are often made on the shoulders of others. Find and reward them too.

    5. Re:Incorrect presumptions by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> You know, being a manager isn't just about firing people and screwing them on raises.
      Of course its not. Why do you presume thats what I believe or do?

      >> Why don't you just talk to your employees and try to figure out why they're working so hard?
      And why are you again making presumptions that I don't communicate?

      >> Or are you trying to make a workplace that's adversarial
      Keeping brown-nosers around and rewarding people based on appearances (like hours worked rather than actual deliverables) destroys a team faster.

    6. Re:Incorrect presumptions by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You would fire someone just because they wear a suit and tie?

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    7. Re:Incorrect presumptions by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Not on the first offence, they'd get a warning first :-)

    8. Re:Incorrect presumptions by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      Why do you presume thats what I believe or do?

      I presume you're a bad manager because you quickly jump to use the word "fire" when there's many other things you should do first that you didn't mention. You shouldn't have an inclination to fire people for possibly being dedicated to their jobs, possibly trying to keep up, or possibly trying to look like hard workers. You should mentor them on how to be more productive and, as cliche as it is (though it seems very important to you), work/life balance. And you should mention doing these things when you talk about your managerial inner dialog instead of mentioning firing your reports, if you actually are a decent manager.

  42. Interesting question: segmentor or integrator? by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    I'm working at home in Detroit doing medical transcription, so I guess I'm an inverse integrator. I've integrated work into my home life, but I'm not really giving up one for the other. I'm home all the time now, and don't need to go out but to run errands or visit friends/family. I get my work done for the day quickly and have time for my wife and other hobbies, like computer gaming, fishing, and traveling. I even traveled during summer last year with the laptop and got work done while at a campground, in hotel rooms, and at my ex's home in Tennessee. I'll have a difficult time giving it up if I go back to my computer technician career working in anything but a telecommute position.

  43. Step 4... by argent · · Score: 1

    1. Reduce group in question to two, robotic types.
    2. Toss about simplistic arguments concerning said types.
    3. Leave real world situation utterly unanalyzed.

    4. Profit!

  44. systems integrator who is a segmentor by flipmack · · Score: 1

    I'm a segmentor all the way. I work for a major DoD subcontractor and the environment here is such that people stay late at work for the sake of staying late at work because everyone else is staying late at work...because they feel more professional that way...and because for the most part, most of my peers are still single and in the process of getting their Masters...

    It's such a 'status quo' thing here that it seriously pisses me off.

    We had an "engineering joke" competition recently...and I submitted the tried-and-true classic about the engineer who finds a talking frog (we've all heard it)...but, the joke that won was a joke that basically praised the fact that the work environment here is such that most people come in during their Fridays off (we have alternate work-weeks available).

    WTF? I think a talking princess frog is much funnier than that!

    Anyway, I have a wife and soon-to-be two children at home. I finish what I need to at work, then on the drive home, I forget everything so I can get on the floor and play Hot Wheels with my son at home. I get in around 7-ish and leave before 4. When I arrive at work, the parking lot is full...and when I leave, it's still full.

    I need to separate home and work.

    It's funny because I actually applied for a job at a local Google here, but I was denied. At first, I kicked myself in the butt for it, but after a while and after talking to a good friend who works at the Googleplex, I'm pretty glad I didn't get the Google job.

    As much as I'd love Google perks and and the 'prestige' of working for Google, I value my finite free time so much more...and I refuse to be issued a Treo or a Crackberry.

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  45. Segmentor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Work funds life.

  46. Integrating sleep and work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine is now a googleite and ended up with some sleep cycle issues for reasons outside of work. Google management provided her with what she needed to sleep in the office and she managed to integrate the two quite well.

    So, yes sleep and work can be integrated, but I don't ever care to do that myself.

  47. Solving the wrong problem. by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For example, I've seen a co-worker (who was EXTREMELY talented) fired at a previous job I was at because he listened to heavy metal/goth, and during a major emergency on a Saturday night when servers melted (UPS failure), he ran into work in full club gear in order to get servers back up and running. Even though he got the servers up in an hour, he got fired a week later, not because of performance, but because his boss was a country music type of guy and didn't like anyone who didn't drive a pickup truck and attend rodeos in the first place, and him finding an underling who listened to something totally different caused him to dig up anything to fire the guy by.

    That's not "don't mix work and home", that's "don't work for crazy people".

  48. Integrators by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    You may think you've integrated your work and you life, but if you have that's because you don't yet a have a life.

    You think you do, but someday you'll finally have one and look back and wonder what the hell you were thinking.

    And don't forget the sunscreen.

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    1. Re:Integrators by Sanat · · Score: 1

      Please mod up this concise statement of parent. Thanks

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  49. Will I survive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm naturally a segmentor (probably the product of being a lazy bum and wanting to do the minimum amount of work). I loved working 40 hours per week at my internship last summer, as opposed to the 30 or so I put in every week in school, because it felt like significantly less work. I left work and didn't feel guilty about not thinking about what I had done that day, because I was "not at work" instead of "procrastinating". Granted, a CS internship is a lot less stressful than a real CS job.

    I'm starting at Google this summer, and it's my intention to, if at all possible, continue what worked for me on the small scale and segment my life. Unfortunately, the work segment may just be 90% of my waking hours.

  50. No Brainer by smcdow · · Score: 1

    Segmentors are detrimental. Do not hire.

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  51. problem solved... by Sodade · · Score: 1

    Well, because I am a full-time telecommuter, I don't have to live in an urban or even suburban environment. I live in a rural area on 3 acres so I don't have to be bothered by my neighbors. I do hear lots of birds all day long, but I find that kinda nice while I am working.

  52. When I leave work I'm gone by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Segmentor or whatever, I have no cell phone and it's none of your darned business what I'm doing.

    If you don't like it, move to Russia.

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  53. Re:Integration Not Complete enough, or Is it? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I could work for google, have a google wife, 2.5 google kids, live in a google house, drive to google in my google car, drop of my laundry of google brand clothes at the google dry cleaners, eat at the googleteria, taking a break at 5 to go to the google bar to share a few drinks with my google friends, pick the kids up from google school, and head out for a night at the google opera with my google wife. That would be perfect. All of my needs would be met entirely.

    So long as I can have lots of sex at work, that's fine by me.

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  54. What has more value? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    When I was working for someone else I tried to keep work and personal life separate. It isn't easy, because sometimes in my thoughts I'd be preoccupied with work. Like it or not, sometimes it's just not possible to completely stop thinking about work once I leave the office. That can certain sour personal life.

    Having started my own business I find but worlds overlapping. In great in some ways and bad in others. If I have personal matters to attend to in the middle of the day, or I just want to take a break, I can. I'm free to give myself as much vacation time as I like. I can work on my own schedule, although I do still try to adhere to a regular work day.

    The catch is, however, that I'm thinking about work a lot more often now. I have the added stress of trying to build a successful business. I have no one to answer to but myself, but it's very difficult nonetheless. There's a reason most people don't go into business for themselves, despite some benefits in doing so.

    Ultimately, if you want a successful business you're almost definitely going to end up working a lot harder than you would for another employer. The advantage is that you will reap the benefits directly.

    I've ultimately come to the conclusion that to be successful you have to work hard. Being able to get out at 5pm every day sounds nice, but chances are your career won't be going anywhere in such an environment. I've seen plenty of mid-level managers who sit on their asses all day doing nothing, but they aren't really decision makers, they're just filtering someone else's orders. I know numerous people in important positions and running their own companies who work longer hours than any employee working for them. Clearly, things aren't so black and white. There are people who can smooth-talk their way to the top. And there are those who work themselves to death and get nowhere. But I'm not talking about the exceptions here. The fact is, if you want to get ahead you're going to have to put a lot of effort into it.

    Obviously, it's important to strike a good balance between work and personal life. I've been in situations where I was working 7 days a week, and getting out of work at 10pm almost every single day, for months on end. It can be soul-crushing. It ultimately comes down to where your priorities lie. If you feel that your personal life is more important than anything else that's fine. If you're more eager to be successful you have to understand that it may require some sacrificing, at least until you reach a point where you're in a comfortable enough situation that you can start taking it easy.

  55. People who love what they do rarely need down-time by spun · · Score: 1

    I like what I do, but not all aspects of it, and I don't love it more than the many other aspects of my life. However, I have known a few lucky souls who did exactly what they loved and they loved every minute of it. These are people who would be doing their work AS downtime if they weren't getting paid for it. Your post is certainly sensible advice for the vast majority of people who aren't in that situation. I just wanted to point out that a few people do have another viewpoint.

    I like to think that some time in the future, no one will have to distinguish between work and play. But I'm guessing we'll have to work very hard to get there. ;-)

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  56. not Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its Fortune..

  57. I can beat that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is one kind of person: a person.

  58. If all else fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you could always burn the building down.

  59. Shifting priorities - maybe it is growing older... by Lexi_the_linux_girl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When you go from university to an IT career, the integrator role is not much of a shift. You are already used to the crazy hours, and crunch time to get a project done at the last moment. Your friends in school are your classmates in CS and you expect co-workers as friends. You are young, and a perk filled job even with being on job even when you are off seems like fun, after all you are doing what you dreamed of.

    I wanted to be a programmer since I was 9 years old, and after I was done school and working full time, work was my life. I'd often work from 7 am until 11 pm, and I would hang out with co-workers off hours too. Although my co-workers and I had diverse conversations, the subject easily slid into work related matters, so it seemed I never really escaped the topic of tech very often. We didn't have Google level perks, but I was having a great time, making pre-dot-com-crash cash and had almost no time to spend it.

    The crash happened. I was now 30, work was my life, and "real life" was slipping by me. I had grown apart from "non-work friends", relationship with my family, and my love life suffered too. I felt like I was one dimensional, because work had taken up almost every moment of my waking life, the other interests I once had, were sitting on the shelf. I hadn't seen a live band, gone to the theatre, spent the afternoon in an art gallery, instead I was working or talking about work. Being out of work for a year gave me time to think. I remembered how much I enjoyed so many things other than IT - and took up hobbies, contacted old friends, and found a new boyfriend and by the time I found a full time job again I knew I did not want to work for any company who was offering too many perks because I knew from experience that if they give you too many perks they expect too many hours back from you.

    I now separate. I show up for work at 9am and leave at 5pm. My current job does not expect constant overtime (maybe once or twice a year) and in an emergency I will check my email or VPN in - but that too is rare. My co-workers are in their 30's and 40's so they have lives too. I see them during work hours only and although I like them and enjoy working with them, they are co-workers, not friends.

    I see my real friends after work and on weekends, and instead of talking about technology, we talk about independent film, politics, art, music, theatre and just about everything but computers. I don't talk about work to my friends except when I have had a busy day, I let them know it was hectic and I'd love to go out for a beer to forget it.

    Despite less money and no perks, I enjoy my job just as much as my pre-dot-com-crash job, and I have a very interesting life outside of work. Both sides are fulfilling, and I now prefer both sides separate.

  60. integrator to segmentor by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

    I think my experience is not uncommon. Started off as an integrator - energy and enthusiasm high. Through exposure to cultural stupidity and repeated banging against said stupidity's wall, I've become much more the segmentor - the quality of my life was not improving by giving my all to the company.

  61. Depends on what you mean by integrate... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...if you on the one side have the person that forgets work the moment he walks out the door, I'm not him. ...if you on the other have the person that is half-way at work / on call 24/7, I'm not him either.

    I don't have a problem mixing the two during a regular day, but I have a very clearly defined opinion of what's work and what's personal time. I can usually be flexible with working hours but I take equal time off from my regular working hours. When I'm at home I'm not in any way on call or check my email, but if my head is spinning with a work problem I might as well work on it proper. The point is that I integrate it on my terms, not my employer's. If I don't want to work overtime, I don't (unless they say I have to, in which case they have to pay me extra). I like the flexibility, but I certainly don't want it to blend and become one big mix.

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  62. We are telecommuters by pvera · · Score: 1

    I asked the boss if that makes is integrators, he replied we are more like "slackors."

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    Pedro
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    The Insomniac Coder
  63. Re: forget about it until 9am... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Possibly you don't need that job. This heads into Pointy territory, where there are always things to squeeze in.

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    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  64. One from column A or one from column B by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    Why just two choices? Seems a bit arbitrary, not to mention limiting. What about people who choose not to have a life outside of work? Those people aren't integrators because they have nothing to integrate. Does this mean that anyone who keeps to the '40 hours of work for 40 hours of pay' ideal is a 'segmentor'? This smacks of managment speak and PHBs.

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    Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
  65. Neither of the above by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1
    Segmenter? Integrator? Neither of the above. I've been listening to Derek and Clive all week. I'm a cunt.

    (Don't mod me down unless you know D&C.

    --

    Everything I needed to know about life, I learnt from Blake's Seven
  66. Grad students by philipgar · · Score: 1

    I'm a PhD student, there is no difference between home and work. I do my research mostly because I enjoy it. It sure as hell isn't for the stipend I get each month. Getting a real job would be easy, and I could be making a boatload of money in no time, but is that what I want? I'd rather take less pay and do something I enjoy than get paid a ton for something I'd want to forget about the second I get home.

    I imagine the reason people see google as having lots of the "integrators" is that many of their workers are research-oriented. With the number of PhDs working there, it's not really surprising. These are people who are working on their research projects and likely enjoy doing their research and feeling like they make a difference etc. We're not talking about the rest of the world.

    Phil

    1. Re:Grad students by JelloJoe · · Score: 1

      It sounds more like you are justifying the reason you went to grad school than the actual topic at hand. Sounds like you have some demons you need to exercise, sheesh

  67. 10 kinds of workers by web_wizard_888 · · Score: 1

    Actually, there are 10 kinds of workers: those who can understand binary, and those who can't.

    1. Re:10 kinds of workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where do you come up with this stuff?

  68. Work to Live ... by decepetion · · Score: 1

    Not Live to work.

  69. My problem.... by smenor · · Score: 1

    ...is (or, at least, has been) that I don't have clear boundaries between work and non-work. It makes me feel burnt out, hurts my relationships, and actually makes me less productive.

    When I'm at home, I'm almost always on my PowerBook. The problem is that it's the same PowerBook I'm almost always on at work.

    There's no real difference between being at work or at home, other than my surroundings. From either place, I can write code, run simulations, writeup documentation, or even talk with my coworkers online.

    When I'm physically at work, I feel justified in screwing around, working on personal stuff, and even posting on /.

    I've clocked myself and found that, not including time spent thinking about work, I 'work' something like 60-80 hours per week, even though I'm only paid for 40.

    Recently, I've been working on building a division between work and home (given that I'm posting this from work, you might gather that's not going entirely well).

    The funny thing is that, as I've made the effort to work less at home, I've found that I actually work more at work. My hours spent on 'work' have gone down, but my productivity has somehow increased. I also don't have the feeling that I'm constantly swamped and in dire need of a vacation.

    I'm not saying that I'm representative. Maybe most 'integrators' are better able to balance their lives. Then again, I used to think that I could do just that.

    1. Re:My problem.... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      It makes me feel burnt out, hurts my relationships, and actually makes me less productive. The same results can be achieved by heckling you 24/7/365. Say if you have group members who smirk on you all day long, of if you're followed on every web forum where you go to relax by people who do nothing but poke at every word you say.
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      the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
  70. Both of you are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No actually many companies offer such perks (I work for one that does), but google being the media darling that it is just gets all the press about it, maybe it is due to a lack of anything else to say about them. BTW when google has it's big layoff, and it will, what are all these people who's life revolve around google going to do?

    1. Re:Both of you are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name one other company that schedules 20% of your time to work on personal projects. I'm genuinely interested since I know a lot of techies not particularly happy with their current positions due to boredom. That 20% would certainly fix that. As far as I know, it is Google or nothing.

      Food, gyms, beverages and such are still pretty common but the work environment isn't.

  71. Whatever I want by eepok · · Score: 1

    Work has my balls for 8 hours (sometimes more) a day. I love what I do and sometimes I allow work to spill over into my non-work life. It's not that I prefer it segmented or integrated, but that I can say "Yes" or "No" and no one can say sh*t about it. It's my option and I reserve the right to change my mind whenever I want.

  72. Re: OT and Deathbeds by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Lots of comments here that *almost* make sense.

    Huge swaths of people around me have their jobs on their minds, because they have to cut their finances really tight. When someone else skips a day, they are glad to get the "Extra hours".

    Scores of personal advice books advocate "be willing to work whatever is necessary to make it in today's world...". I've generally found this to be true. The only compromises I negotiate are to try to encourage the senior team from crash scheduling stuff in the 12th hour of a day - for me that really does lead to fatigue errors. I usually offer to have it by the next morning, or even better, over the weekend.

    I find work has rhythmic cycles, and I'd far prefer to work on the weekend than have to smash 6 hours of work into time that simply isn't there the following Tuesday.

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    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  73. The perfect workplace... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...is surrounded by an event horizon.

    rj

    1. Re:The perfect workplace... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The tidal gravity would pull you apart. I guess that counts as "work" in the physical sense, in that potential energy is decreasing and kinetic energy is increasing, and I guess that's one of the ways to have it increase as much as possible...

      --
      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  74. stupid? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    >Stupid Americans with your self-inflicted workaholicism. Don't
    >blame google when its all in your own mind.

    Huh?

    I think you mean "stupid [whoever actually buys this stuff]".
    Me, I'm an American, I work 40 hours a week, *and* I have perks.

    Boy, am I stupid :)

  75. There are two kinds of Wharton professors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...those who divide groups of people into two kinds, and those who don't.

  76. not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me tell you (and this is true), I did an internship at Google (not in MV though), and I found a lot of the employees there to be some of the most arrogant and pedantic people I have worked with in my life. This includes other areas out of engineering. Also, I wasn't impressed at all by the performance. They seemed to spend a lot of their time interviewing and later making fun of candidates, which I always though was not aceptable. Overall, working for several months at Google was probably the worst experience of my (quite long) professional career.

    1. Re:not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did an internship at Google (not in MV though) ...
      Overall, working for several months at Google was probably the worst experience of my (quite long) professional career.

      How and why would an intern have a (quite long) professional career? Something about your story doesn't add up.. and you didn't mention what office you worked out of. I call bs. PS. If you have to say "and this is true" when telling a story, it is likely not true.

  77. google hr also contacted me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Maybe it is different now, but I worked for Google for about a year (I quit recently). Everything started when some recruiter contacted me. I thought that because they seemed so interested in me, it would be straightforward. Instead, I had to go through an endless set of interviews and meetings that took months. Eveytime I was contacted for yet another interview, I thought of giving up. But I just went through the whole process I don't know why, probably not to feel like wasting the effort so far.

    So anyway, bear in mind that being contacted by Google HR doesn't mean much in terms of getting hired. And also, don't believe much from them. I was told things that later were not true (like the 20%, which doesn't exist in the site where I worked, or telecommute, which is not well seem at all).

  78. Google workers by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know some google engineers, and they are expected to work very long hours. There's nothing in writing that says you have to be there all day, but the pressure is there. Sure the rules say you only have to work eight hours and wear thirteen pieces of flair, but if you want to be a true Googlan you should voluntarily work until the last shuttle to Caltrain leaves, and voluntarily wear as many pieces of flair that will fit on your ultrawide suspenders.

    Another "incentive" is even more subtle. You're told all day long by Slashdot and the tech media that you are a genius. You have to be a genius otherwise Google would never hire you. But you're not a genius, you're just the average software developer. So you have to prove to your boss that you're a genius. What you lack in the way of perceived intelligence you make up for through longer hours.

    Because Google is concerned for your well being and health, you won't die of a heart attack by age thirty. But you will be single by age thirty (either divorced or never married).

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    1. Re:Google workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another "incentive" is even more subtle. You're told all day long by Slashdot and the tech media that you are a genius. You have to be a genius otherwise Google would never hire you. But you're not a genius, you're just the average software developer. So you have to prove to your boss that you're a genius. What you lack in the way of perceived intelligence you make up for through longer hours.

      This is kind of true actually. That's why I'm posting this here from work at Google on a Saturday. :( But maybe I'm the only one that feels that way - there is *no one* else here right now in my building.

  79. Segmentation is capitalism at its best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it. Corporations all say they want to provide the most value at the least cost. That's capitalism. Segmenters also want to provide the most work (value) for the least hours (cost). An integrator isn't a capitalist!

    1. Re:Segmentation is capitalism at its best by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the problem is with capitalizm being a flawed system.

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      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  80. I need to decide by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    I actively force myself to be a segmentor; yet I'd rather work as an integrator. After four years in the professional world, I've found that the only projects worth working as an integrator are those of my own choosing. I've always forced myself to work as a segmentor because I've never been paid to work on a project that's really fun.

  81. Seems Like Simple Time management Issue To Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems like that this Segmentor/Integretor nonsense is on one end, a time management issue for the employee. If you plan your day and are productive, instead of surfing, etc; there should be no need for your work tasks to intrude on your personal life. It also seems like people are allowing the prestige and false perks of Google to affect their personal life. People need to take a stand and set their limits, or else people will walk all over you. It's the same everywhere. Only have to work 8 hours but are expected to do 12, if you're not getting paid for it then that company's problem not yours. Weekends are not workends, insist on taking our time off; turn off the cell phone and Blackberry, and don't do business outside of the office. Stop and smell the roses for once! Your time is more precious than the company. The company should be of zero importance when it comes to your family, personal time, and personal growth. It's just a job, don't take it too seriously. What you do on your off-time is none of the company's business. Go out and enjoy yourself.

    On the corporate end, Google is just another company and nothing more. I'm probably going to get modded. Perks are just perks. What's expected and what you are required to do are two completely separate things. Whatever they offer is at their expense, and shouldn't concern you in the least. It just looks like that Google is trying to get the most out of their employees before outsourcing to India, or moving its whole operation to Dubai. Even without the perks they wouldn't see beyond the $$$$. Just my 2 cents, Let the modding commence.

  82. integrators become segmentors after a layoff by vinn01 · · Score: 1

    All it takes to create a new segmentor is for an integrator to get laid off (maybe a couple of times).

    Have your ever seem an integrator after a layoff? They have a complete mental breakdown. I'm serious! That really teaches integrators about identifying themselves through their workplace.

    Someday Google will have layoffs. It happened to every other "Excellent" company 20 years ago (just look at where the "In search of Excellence" companies are now, or the "Good to Great" companies.

    All those Google integrators are going to be severely depressed after their layoff.

    1. Re:integrators become segmentors after a layoff by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Why can't such a person just integrate at a new job? Whats wrong with identifying yourself through your new workplace after you get fired from your old one?

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      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    2. Re:integrators become segmentors after a layoff by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      Have your ever seem an integrator after a layoff? They have a complete mental breakdown. I'm serious! That really teaches integrators about identifying themselves through their workplace. That's why one needs to switch to open source projects immediately after a layoff. Scratch the itch for free while looking for the next sucker who's willing to pay.
  83. Innovative system by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    It is NOT normal to fear your all your fellow workers as "would-be attackers" and be forced to behave as a "vanilla" or "bland" person who is not really you. For the last ten years this is exactly what management has indicated that they want--and then they blame the target when it doesn't work.
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    the NPG electrode was replaced with carbon blac
  84. I'm a segmentor.... by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    ...but all my bosses have been integrators. Try getting paid like you should as a segmentor with a boss that's a integrator. You just won't. Word to the wise.

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    ||| I still can't believe Parkay's not butter.

  85. Why would you work at Google anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stock options are useless as the strike price is too high and the company is too big now. I mean, you gotta get paid, but it sounds a little to communist to me. Free lunches, playing at work, hanging out late at night at work. WTF? Go
    get a life. Google is a cult.

  86. Fortune, not Forbes by nyckidd · · Score: 1

    FWIW, that should read widely read annual Fortune survey.

  87. FWIW by Pinback · · Score: 1

    Google provides lots o perks, but they pay 20-30% below the norm.

    If you want that 20% to be controlled by the company, so be it. We hear all the time how Americans don't like to save, and for average adult child, it seems to be true.

  88. Re:FIRST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're ten minutes late. 1337 as you are, it might be time to consider upgrading from aol dialup...

  89. Segmentors by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    You may think you've seperated your work and your life, but if you have that's probably because you hate your work.

    You think your work isn't part of your life, but in reality, you've just wasted 40 hours every week of your life. That's one-quarter of your life doing something you probably hate.

    And don't give me crap about wanting to do tons of things. Heinlein may have said specialization is for insects, but when you look at things that have been around a long time, like biological organisms, you notice that the only cells that do general things are the stem cells. Generalization is for those who haven't decided their calling yet. For the stem cells of society.

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    Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  90. Re: OT and Deathbeds by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    I have found that "doing whatever is necessary to make it in today's world" leads to people expecting exactly that out of you. This translates to even more hours that you have to work with no increase in pay and, ironically, no real chance for advancement at the company because you're "too valuable" (read - too much of a sucker) to be moved out of your current position.

    Of course, your milage may vary, but past experience has shown me that setting boundries and sticking to them puts you ahead more often than "doing whatever it takes" especially if you're salaried.

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    Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  91. It depends on the company... by Shads · · Score: 1

    ... In some cases I integrate, in others I segment.

    There have been jobs I've had where I slept at work and there have been jobs I've had where I left everyday at 5pm and not a second later.

    A lot of what determines that is how I feel about my job, if I'm happy and feel the company appreciates me for my contributions, I'll integrate and give my all. If I'm unhappy and feel they're basically out to screw me and don't care about me then I segregate... I think most people are that way.

    To answer the question above though, yes, most google employees would be integrators... but thats because integrators are made by having a good work place, segregators are made by having a bad work place. Previous experiences can also flavor that quite a bit, if you keep getting screwed at work why give them more than the minimum if they seem like every other job?

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    Shadus
  92. knowledge@where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knowledge@wharton says that there are two types of management consultants: those that make up arbitrary catagories and simplify reality in order to box things up in neat charts, and ... oh. There is only one type of management consultant.

  93. Re: OT and Deathbeds by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're working on the weekend so that you can do other work tuesday, it is like you are competing in a pie eating contest where the prize is more pie.

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    WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
  94. There are two kinds of people....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who get laid and those who don't. Those who work constantly and put in tons of hours do so because they can't get laid. Those that get laid don't work all the time and have a life because they are getting laid.

    1. Re:There are two kinds of people....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cruel comment. True. But cruel.

  95. Vindicates... by jawahar · · Score: 1

    My theory,
    Employment is to survive in life.
    Entrepreneurship is to succeed in life.

  96. good bee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My hive is the best. It makes the best honey and is closest to the best flowers. I am a good worker bee.

  97. 20% is a Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I know Google pretty well, and the 20% time for your project is mostly non-existing across Google. I still not understand why people mention it all the time here in Slashdot without knowing what they are talking about. Even in the US a large percentage of employees don't use it. They are already too busy and stressed with the regular work as to add more on top of it.

    By the way, Thoughtworks allows half a day a week for your own open source project.

  98. the Google cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can confirm that Google inside has similarities with a cult. They call it the "Google culture" and includes a dressing code, a vocabulary and a scary submission to the company policies and practises. It is extremely rare to hear an employee complaining about anything at all, even in cases where people should stand up against big fuck-ups (some "googler" reading this will remember the payroll meltdown last year, where thousands of people were not paid and the payroll manager resigned). No one complained about anything. Actually, if someone is not prepared for it, knowing Google can be quite shocking. And of course and fortunately a lot of people just don't adhere to the "culture" and just don't care about Google.

  99. You can be both by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    If you run a small business then you need to be an integrator to an extent. You need to have a family that can tolerate the fact that the line between your business and personal life is a bit fuzzy. In small busines, you are the business and the business is you. If you can't integrate, then don't get into small business/consulting etc.

    Likewise, if you are an integrator, then don't be a wage slave. If you do you just screw yourself down for no gain to anyone. You need to be a segmentor to leave all the office shit behind you.

    Personally, I'm both. I work 9-5 in regular employment and I also do moonlighting. I have a 9-5 segmentor relationship with my employer and evenings, early mornings and weekends integrator lifedyle for moonlighting. This has worked for me for over 20 years.

    If you can't get all your regular work done between 9 to 5, then you're just trying to compensate for some screw up (bad management or perhaps poor skills) and giving them extra time for nothing. If you really want to spend extra time being a geek, then do something different and maybe make a buck or two too. Apart from making money, this builds your skill base which means you benefit and quite likely your regular emplyer will benefit too.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  100. Re: OT and Deathbeds by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Mileage varies heavily, and at the moment, I'm doing well enough. This depends so heavily on individual company politics. I've mis-judged a couple times and found myself "alone with my boundaries" a couple times.

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  101. Re: OT and Deathbeds by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Same mistake as the last poster.

    "Self Esteem" is a lot easier to negotiate into when you have a 2-year cushion of savings, rather than living week-to-week. I've seen my share of ugly times. My hard work is paying off for now.

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  102. Re: OT and Deathbeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really like eating pie, what's wrong with doing that?

  103. Integrator but Unsure ... by MrHatken · · Score: 1

    Howdy All,

    I'd call myself an integrator - I certainly don't have any clear work - life boundary either way. I have no hesitation to interrupt work to attend to life (mostly family but also interests) and attend to work at all hours of the day and on weekends.

    Pros: I feel like my life is very flexible, so I can be where I need to be and do what I most need to do at most times (e.g. help out with the family in the mornings and evenings), not miss being a part of our children's lives.

    Cons: It's hectic, I never really know if I am doing too much work or not enough, many things are always happening at once, and it is difficult (but not impossible) to get good stretches of uninterrupted time.

    If I was working entirely for myself (I'm only partially at the moment) then I would have less concerns (about being exploited or exploiting). I do mostly work on stuff I am interested in working on anyways, so its not like it is mundane work (that one would want to leave behind).

    I find it a difficult question (integrator or segmentor) because I think segmentors must also be losing something as well (e.g. going to work at 8am and returning at 5pm just before the kids go to bed and so missing school events, after school events ).

    Interesting discussion.

    Cheers,
    Ashley.