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  1. ALERT!! The enemy is only microns away on New Battlestar Galactica Series Starts Tonight · · Score: 3, Funny
    My favorite [bad] memory of BG:TOS was the warning that the Cylon fighters were only microns away. I always figured that meant they were burrowing through the hull paint of the Galactica by now.

    It pulled me out of my suspension of disbelief every time.

    Never destroyed my fantasies about Maren Jensen however.

  2. Re:As a toast on New Battlestar Galactica Series Starts Tonight · · Score: 1
    ...Starbucks...

    Grammar typo, but great pun!

  3. Re:For Starters--Try looking at what I really said on Does the World Need Binary XML? · · Score: 1
    Good idea. Without Microsoft's support from their tools division, this idea will be dead on arrival..

    I never said they couldn't use it afterwards. Only that they should be kept away from the design process so that they cannot warp it to their own ends.

    I would hope they would use it aftewards, along with everyone else in the very same way. Their track record with standards is, however dismal by anyone's definition.

  4. You don't need to change XML itself on Does the World Need Binary XML? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    XML's verbosity and lack of inherent compression...XML standard calls for information to be stored as text.

    Text compresses quite well, especially redundant text like the tags. So why not just leave XML alone and compress it at the transportation level with protocols like sending it as a zip, let v.92 modems do it automatically, or whatever. No need to touch XML itself at all.

  5. For Starters on Does the World Need Binary XML? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    what can be done to make XML better, faster and stronger.

    For starters, keep Microsoft out of it.

  6. Oops! on Altnet Threatens P2P Companies Over File Hash Patents · · Score: 1
    In data communications the CRC is a hash guaranteed to be unique over a specific number of bits. A CRC-16 is unique for files up to 2^16 bits in length

    This can only be true if the CRC has the same number of bits as the number it's verifying, in which case my hash algorithm is simple:

    CRC = Value

  7. Yes, Imagine taking a picture on Searching with Images instead of Words · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Imagine taking a photo of a street corner to find out where you are,

    Yes, imagine that.

    1: Take picture with ultra-modern all-features camera phone of building while lost in city.
    2: Submit to search system.
    3: Search system queries phone's built-in GPS for position information.
    4: Search system sends back retrieved GPS location.
    5: Customer is absolutely blown away and immediately sends back picture of self signing virtual 10-year contract at Early Adopter prices.
    6: Profit!

  8. It's going to be boobs on Searching with Images instead of Words · · Score: 3, Funny
    Everyone is going to try searching on a pair of boobs to see what they get. I can set it now:

    1: Take picture of current date's frontside archtecture.
    2: Submit to search.
    3: Reply: You can do better than that. Try her older sister.

  9. Multi-processor Tron on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 1
    Maybe they can remake it in a multi-processor Tron. That way there can be something for everybody.

    Of course, this will give rise to the "Imagine a Beowolf cluster of..." posts.

  10. Re:Legal uses - DSL: Downloads SLowly on Today in P2P · · Score: 1
    downloading the ISO at around 36KBps (about the limit of my DSL connection).

    That's about the poorest excuse for a DSL for a Downloads SLowly connection I've ever heard of.

  11. BSO... on Leapfrog Talking Pen · · Score: 1
    B...S...O..D...

    <sound of crashing car>

    Oops!

  12. Re:Differing interpretations based on lack of fact on Maine Court Hears Case On E-Mail Privacy · · Score: 1
    If John Doe not only gave Ronald Fitch's name to the ISP as his name when he signed up, but also set up billing so that Fitch was billed (or would be called if Doe failed to pay), then that would count as both fraud and, most likely, identity theft.

    And he would been caught the first month Fitch received the bill and checked the Service Address on it. This isn't even hard.

  13. Forgery maybe? on Maine Court Hears Case On E-Mail Privacy · · Score: 1
    which Doe sent out under Fitch's name - amounted to identity theft.

    Sounds more like forgery, than identity theft. Maybe the plantiff should have sued under the CAN-SPAM act instead.

  14. Re:Real Life Solutions...Until... on Cutting Through a Wi-Fi Traffic Jam? · · Score: 1, Insightful
    each of 5 students paid about $30 for cable internet at home for the entire semester.

    This works fine, until just one of them discovers Napster.

  15. 802.11a on Cutting Through a Wi-Fi Traffic Jam? · · Score: 1, Informative

    802.11a

  16. Two Words on Cutting Through a Wi-Fi Traffic Jam? · · Score: 1

    Two words: Faraday Cage.

  17. One solution to iPod Shuffle no screen on iPod Shuffle, Mac Mini, iLife '05, iWork · · Score: 4, Funny

    One solution to dealing with the iPod Shuffle's lack of a screen is build them small enough that they can only hold 2 songs. This way you only need an On/Off button and an Other Song button. And that will save case space as well.

  18. Useless Technology on Adding Pizazz to Your RAM · · Score: 1
    If I had that RAM -- and if I'd had paid one cent more for this feature -- the only use I could see for it would be to continually flash SUCKER to remind me of my stupidity in paying for useless features that suck power and do nothing to improve performance.

    And I wouldn't let someone else talk me into buying it for them either just because they want to look cool either. Look cool with your own money!

    Just because we can do something, doesn't always mean we should.

  19. Already Spyware on Crackers Tune In to Windows Media Player · · Score: 1

    Isn't WMP already spyware? It seems to always want to be connecting to the Internet when I play local media on it.

  20. I hear this all the time on Intel and AMD's 2005 Plans Revealed · · Score: 1
    Secondly, if you are hoping for a noticeable performance gain in regular computing tasks are in for a disappointment. Dual core microprocessors are for those who like to do multitasking or work on multithreaded applications.

    I hear this all the time. Dual processors won't help most people because they only do one thing at once.

    But your system is doing all kinds of things now. Look at the services Windows is running even when you don't want it too. What about screen refreshes? Those are done outside of the application. Shouldn't dual processors show a lot of improvement on Windows with even a single application, even if it's just cutting down on the context switching?

  21. Maybe another benefit on Breakthrough Efficient, Paintable Solar Cells · · Score: 1

    If it's turning infra-red into electricity, well I live in a hot desert. Not only could I get electricity to run my air conditioner from painting this on the outside walls and roof of my house, but I'd expect to have less of an a/c load to start with if this is turning 30% of the energy into electricity.

  22. First AOL Post? on Google's 20-Year Usenet Timeline · · Score: 1

    Does it include the first AOL poster? That was the day Usenet hit the skids.

  23. And why not? on Porn Industry Mulls Next Generation-DVD · · Score: 1
    And why not, since they seem to have been the deciding factor in the success of the Betamax (and later, VHS) home VCR's and the pre-recorded tape industry.

    (Yes, people bought those pricy machines when they found out they could watch porn in the privacy of their own homes.)

  24. In Russia... on DRM Tinkering with Intel's PXA270? · · Score: -1

    In Russia, the DRM controls you!

  25. What you need... on DRM Tinkering with Intel's PXA270? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What you need is an open environment that looks just like this chip to the software, but has hooks into it you can use to pry open that hood again. I have to believe that the only way to stop this emulation would be through legislation, or Intel filing defensive patents against the way Macrovision does to try and protect they video protection garbage<- <- <- <- <- <- <- <- systems.