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Porn Industry Mulls Next Generation-DVD

MBCook writes "ZDNet has an interesting article about how the porn industry might end up deciding the outcome of the HD-DVD/Blu-ray debate. One side likes the higher capacity of Blu-ray, while others like the lower costs of producing HD-DVDs. Manufacturing 11,000 titles a year, the industry would have a sizeable say in the debate."

369 comments

  1. eh? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blew Ray?

    1. Re:eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No. HD-DVDA

    2. Re:eh? by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > Blew Ray?

      It's either that or HugeDong-DVD.

  2. This should be fairly obvious... by medraut · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bigger the better!

    Sorry, couldn't help myself.

  3. They have porn on DVDs now? by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 5, Funny


    I just thought it was all in the internet?

    1. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please remember why video tapes became so popular. Porn. People wanted to be able to watch other people do their thing in the privacy of their own homes.

      While porn is rampant on the Internet the movie side of it all (outside of empornium.us) is rather lame and expensive.

      DVDs are available for a little money and you get quite a bit of longevity out of them (watching not necessarily anything related ;)). Some of those porn sites are shady when you pay to get the whole thing and some are just outrageously expensive ($29.95/mo? Give me a break).

    2. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by stupidfoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      The earliest adopters of DVDs were mostly porn companies. Interactivity and the ability to wash it off if need be, how can you lose?

    3. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by DaHat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Interestingly enough, porn is also one of those areas that does a better job of exploiting the potentials of a given technology. Where else do you see the ability for multiple camera angles within a film other than in a technology demo?

    4. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Informative

      $29.95/mo for one month isn't bad if you're using something like Teleport Pro or Wget to download *everything* they have and promptly cancel your membership.

    5. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sports. (no, not me. I'm a nerd.)
      Shows.
      Demo of -other- technology than the AV running the display, also scientific presentations. Also educational.
      Security, monitoring ;)
      News/Live.

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    6. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Tx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's what the $5 trial membership is for :-).

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    7. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Good point. I've never seen multiple camera angles used in a commercial DVD.

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    8. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I see multi-angle often as extras to show differenet stages of animation, from sketches to animatics to line drawings and fully painted. Disney's Beauty and the Beast DVD was a full-length multi-angle movie with branching to accomodate the different versions.

    9. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by slavemowgli · · Score: 3, Funny

      People wanted to be able to watch other people do their thing in the privacy of their own homes.

      You mean in the privacy of a professional movie set. :)

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    10. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

      Man, what the hell are you doing with your VHS cassettes? Are you actually making love to the VCR while the porn is playing?

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    11. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Interestingly enough, porn is also one of those areas that does a better job of exploiting the potentials of a given technology. Where else do you see the ability for multiple camera angles within a film other than in a technology demo?

      Oh, you must be buying the good porn off the top shelf. The ones from the discount $5.99 bin barely have usable menus, missing soundtracks... or... um that's what I hear...

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    12. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Tetsugaku-San · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not just video tapes. Photography, the internet, video tapes, DVDs, streaming video and digital photography ALL owe their rapid take up and comoditisation to the pornographic industry.

      (I'd possibly include the easily available hard drives with massive storage as well)

      Yay!

    13. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by duncangough · · Score: 1

      And online payments, and community capatcha automation..

    14. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, aparently you dont know it's all available on internet, for free?

    15. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's what sublimedirectory.com and thehun.com are for... Finding porn sites that don't exactly make spidering their images difficult:

      #!/bin/bash
      count=10
      x=1
      while [ $count -ne "86" ]; do
      mkdir "thumbs$count"
      cd "thumbs$count"
      while [ $x -lt "16" ]; do
      if [ $x -lt "10" ]; then
      wget "http://www.my-thumbs.com/ne-$count/0$x.jpg"
      else
      wget "http://www.my-thumbs.com/ne-$count/$x.jpg"
      fi
      let "x += 1"
      sleep 3
      done
      cd ..
      x=1
      let "count += 1"
      done

    16. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      One time I accidentally hit "fast forward" and it got caught in a servo motor.

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    17. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by stanleypane · · Score: 1

      When you think about it, what reason do most Hollywood production houses have to use multiple angles? Other than behind the scenes stuff, although most people wouldn't bother anyhow.

      I know I would care less if they gave me the ability to change angles while watching LOTR or Pulp Fiction or any other popular movie. And for god's sake, I think they squeeze enough angles into fight scenes now-a-days anyhow. If I had the option to see one more camera angle while Keanu Reeves is flying through the air kicking 1,000 guys in a split second.. Well.. I'd pass.

      I get the feeling Hollywood already thought about this one and the costs outweighed the benefits.

      My two cents. Good observation, though.

    18. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I always figured the inventor of the DVD intended it to be attractive to the porn industry; every single one of 'em has a hole right smack in the middle of it!!

    19. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, 911? Yeah it's Quagmire.

      Yeah, it's in a VCR this time.

    20. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Electrum · · Score: 1

      They have porn on DVDs now?

      I just thought it was all in the internet?


      Even better, porn DVDs -> internet.

    21. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      On the final disc of the box set of the third season of 24, they have an entire multi-angle sequence that allows you to see the midnight shootout from either of the cameras they used (or even both at the same time). It's really fascinating to watch the same action from multiple points of view.

    22. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sounds a bit like porn-get.

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    23. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by TGK · · Score: 1

      Four words for you....

      Multi Angle Matrix Trillogy.

      Admittedly, the plot went to hell on the 2nd and 3rd films, but how bad ass would that be?

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    24. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our next-generation pornographic overlords!

    25. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by evilmonkey_666 · · Score: 2, Informative
      " While porn is rampant on the Internet the movie side of it all (outside of empornium.us) is rather lame and expensive."

      Not true at all. In order of goodness:

      1) puretna.com
      2) torrentbits2.org
      3) elitetorrents.net
      4) and pleasure-torrent.com

      All have lots of up to date high quality free porn movies :)

      And those are just the ones I know of. Well I am just an average internet porn freak.

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    26. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by evilmonkey_666 · · Score: 1

      Ooops, I mean't elitetorrents.org...

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    27. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      "wash it off if need be"

      I know this is slashdot, but MOST people put the DVD INSIDE the player to use it.

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    28. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just make sure you contact the billing authority and tell them to cancel your trial membership when you're done, otherwise they continue to bill you at the full monthly rate, as indicated in the fine print. I mean, at least that's what my friend told me.

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    29. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Sad to admit I know this,... but I've never actually SEEN a dvd use multiple angles, including porn... It's a shame too it could be kind of awesome - but hard to film a money shot from 2 angles without getting the camera in the way.

    30. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missing Soundtracks

      uhh... Bow chicka Bow wow?

    31. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in effect, what you're saying, is that even low-price porn has better menus that most of the shitty DVD's that hollywood pushes out?

    32. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by a8o · · Score: 1

      how big's your wang?

    33. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by a8o · · Score: 1

      Illegal things like these are always well priced and competetive.

    34. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      If I had to watch either of those second movies again I'd kill myself. Doing it from multiple angles would probably cause me to do it more quickly though, so I guess it'd be better than the standard version...

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    35. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      I wrote a much longer script that searches Google to find images (you provide the search term). Let me know if anyone wants it posted here.

      Oh, and domai.com is one of the best sites. They have elegant (and large) pictures, and are among the few that could claim to be art.

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    36. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well then what are you waiting for.. post it.. lots of slashdotters waiting for it

    37. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      Those are all possible uses.

      What the GP was asking was, can you point to any actual, commercially available titles that utilize muliple camera angles, that are non-porn?

      Bet you can't.

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      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    38. Re:They have porn on DVDs now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Where else do you see the ability"...?

  4. Ah vice by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the end, porn really is what drives technology forward. You can believe that when we have fully tactile 3d VR, we'll have it because the porn industry invented it.

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    1. Re:Ah vice by jafomatic · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Close, but I'd like to suggest the following edit:

      "You can believe that when we have fully tactile 3d VR, we'll have it because the porn industry paid for it"

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    2. Re:Ah vice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not "invented". Ordered and funded the development.

    3. Re:Ah vice by Derkec · · Score: 1

      Closer, but I'd suggest the following edit:

      "You can believe that when we have fully tactile 3d VR, we'll have it because porn consumers paid for it."

      The porn industry picks technologies but it's their customers who have to buy the new ____ players to see the latest and greatest.

    4. Re:Ah vice by barthrh2 · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Apparently the whole drive to the moon was Kennedy hoping to get some action just like Captain Kirk's.

    5. Re:Ah vice by mirko · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So, Al Gore might have invented the Internet, then ?

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    6. Re:Ah vice by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      I think by "paid for it" he meant funded (as opposed to invented.)

      "You can believe that when we have fully tactile 3d VR, we'll have it because porn industry funded its developement."

    7. Re:Ah vice by MindStalker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No it was to collapse the Soviet Union remember. To get access to those hot Russian chicks.

    8. Re:Ah vice by richie2000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, the Saturn V is just a big phallus, generating a lot of thrust.

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    9. Re:Ah vice by R.Caley · · Score: 5, Interesting
      In the end, porn really is what drives technology forward.

      When archiologists dig up ancient sites, they often find small fired-clay figurines of naked women with exagerated primary and secondary sexual characteristics.

      Due, I presume, to the need to be published in sober journals, these are usually described as religious totems etc.

      However, ISTM this is the earliest example we have of technology being driven by porn.Just imagine some neolithic teenager making clay wank-material and looking for some way to make them survive his sweaty little grip... And ceramics were born.

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    10. Re:Ah vice by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      And look at the advances of the internet: ad-supported sites? Porn was there. Spam to get the name out there? Porn was there. Do you think that the demand for domestic broadband would be as great, were it not for our pioneering pornography industry?

      Also note: Unlike the motion picture and recording industries, the porn industry has embraced the internet as a distribution medium. In fact, I have yet to see a twelve year old girl or an eighty year old woman sued for pirating porn off Kazaa.

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    11. Re:Ah vice by automaticlarynx · · Score: 1

      If someone invented such a technology because they were being paid by the porn industry, then that person would in fact be part of the porn industry. You are what you do. The first post was right all along.

    12. Re:Ah vice by GrunthosTheFlatulent · · Score: 1

      So are you suggesting that what we need is a pornographic cure for cancer?

    13. Re:Ah vice by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > In fact, I have yet to see a twelve year old girl or an eighty year old woman sued for pirating porn off Kazaa

      However, I have seen a twelve year old girl and an eighty year old woman getting off playing pirates in porn.

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    14. Re:Ah vice by kkovach · · Score: 1

      I think this warrants a new "Disgusting" moderation?

      - Kevin

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    15. Re:Ah vice by shamilton · · Score: 1

      Maybe the part about the eighty year old...

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    16. Re:Ah vice by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      the whole drive to the moon was Kennedy hoping to get some action just like Captain Kirk's.

      Sorry, your dates are a little off. Captain Kirk didn't come along until the late 60s. When JFK was "un-elected" in Dallas, William Shatner was still making low-budget art movies in Esperanto.

    17. Re:Ah vice by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting
      When archiologists dig up ancient sites, they often find small fired-clay figurines of naked women with exagerated primary and secondary sexual characteristics. Due, I presume, to the need to be published in sober journals, these are usually described as religious totems etc. However, ISTM this is the earliest example we have of technology being driven by porn.Just imagine some neolithic teenager making clay wank-material and looking for some way to make them survive his sweaty little grip... And ceramics were born.

      Heh. Some of the stuff I've seen painted on ancient greek pottery give modern porn a run for its money. I'd like to see a sober journal description of that stuff. "We think this is some sort of depiction of...errr...fertility rites. Yeah, ritual fertility rites."

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    18. Re:Ah vice by DAtkins · · Score: 1

      But the 12 year old is ok?

    19. Re:Ah vice by OzRoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I remember going to one of my friends archaeology lectures on a whim and it turned out to be all about sex and archaeology.

      I don't remember all the details but I do remember that they had dug up what were obviously wooden dildos. However, when they were discovered the attitude was that they just could not be dildos, so for a long time they were classified as 'arrow straighteners'.

      I'll never forget the picture of the large double ended arrow straightener the lecturer showed us next.

    20. Re:Ah vice by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I read that as "fully tentacled 3D VR."

      I am ashamed.

      But not very...

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    21. Re:Ah vice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm disappointed. Those pictures aren't very good material for "shaking your stick".

    22. Re:Ah vice by mirko · · Score: 1

      Looks like MODs'IQ dropped even lower than their humor...

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  5. 11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 3, Insightful

    11000 porn titles a year? Goodness, who's actually watching all that? I rented a few porn movies myself when I was young(er), but to be frank, I never was impressed with any of them, and I returned most (if not all) of them without even finishing watching them.

    Did I just watch the wrong ones and miss those that are actually entertaining (in whatever way)?

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    1. Re:11000? by Ohm2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny thing is, I've never finished watching one either. /seen the first 6 minutes several times tho...

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    2. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Did I just watch the wrong ones and miss those that are actually entertaining (in whatever way)?

      No, you are gay...

    3. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you returned them without finishing watching them, it only takes 2 minutes to have a wank.

    4. Re:11000? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny
      I rented a few porn movies myself when I was young(er), but to be frank, I never was impressed with any of them, and I returned most (if not all) of them without even finishing watching them.


      Turning it off after the first 4 minutes isn't a failure of the porn, it's lack of stamina. ;-)

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    5. Re:11000? by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

      11000 porn titles a year? Goodness, who's actually watching all that? I rented a few porn movies myself when I was young

      Back in the day when we were boys we had one (1) playboy for the whole neighborhood.

      And we were grateful.

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    6. Re:11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Heh. ^_~ That's NOT what I meant - I stopped watching them because I was genuinely bored. No, really!

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    7. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet the pages were really crinkly.

    8. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody :) Everyone just watches the first 6 mins, says "it's crap again" and goes to rent another one in hope it will be better.

      Same politics as with Windows upgrades. The only way out of the loophole is to install an alternate OS. (or, in case of porn, get a mare)

    9. Re:11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, you are gay...

      No, I'm bi. And for what it's worth, there's tons of gay porn out there, too - go check, and you'll see for yourself. 11000 titles a year does not equal 11000 heterosexual/lesbian titles a year (BTW, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the stereotypical macho hates gays but likes to watch porn involving two women?)

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    10. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because two women is nice.. and two men is not nice.. :-)

    11. Re:11000? by marmoset · · Score: 1

      (or, in case of porn, get a mare)

      That costs extra.

    12. Re:11000? by instanto · · Score: 1

      Says the person who decided to post the comment anonymously in fear of being repression by "the Man".

      Its quite easy really. See what the comment says, look who posted it. Thats who said it.

      Unless the person is quoting something, like

      "And we shall fight on the beaches.." - W. Churchill (Or that guy in the BBC who did his voice..)

      Then the person who said it, did not actually say it, but quoted another person saying it - and gave credit to that person.

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    13. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, presumably that's because none of the ones you rented involved people in fur suits.

    14. Re:11000? by dj245 · · Score: 0
      Boring porn movies can be turned into a game. Invite a few guys over (and girls too! oh wait this is Slashdot) and then play "Find the Plot"

      Works best when combined with alcohol.

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    15. Re:11000? by slaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The stereotypical macho guy is bothered by looking at another guy.
      Especially the five different prison escapees who show up in every straight mainstream porno. They are hairy and flabby and covered with tatoos.

      Why? Because straight guys are comfortable with that.
      Don't ask me why straight guys are OK with that one camera angle where the camera is pointed straight up between the guy's legs while he's going at it with a bored, plastic blonde, so that all you see is fat, hairy man ass. Is there a straight guy somewhere who wants to see that?

      I have observed that the guys in gay movies (or at least the box covers) or European films tend to be a lot better looking (fit, less hairy etc). Still look like prison escapees, but maybe not the maximum security wing.

      Anyway, the straight guy watches a couple girls and can have the fantasy that "Gee, all they REALLY need is a man."

      Which is the kind of thing that will make an actual lesbian laugh out loud.

      And for the record, I don't think anyone watches all 11,000 titles, but someone with a real interest in any particular subject matter can probably see all of the couple dozen titles related to that fetish that are released in a given year. I do pretty well with mainstream feature releases from Vivid, Wicked, VCA, Adam & Eve et al.

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    16. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Luxury. When I was a lad you were lucky to sneak a copy of National Geographic from neighbor's mailbox. But you try to tell that to kids today...

    17. Re:11000? by stinerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm assuming there is some reason why you rewound the tape after each viewing.

      Personally, I had to recall the exact time offset and rewind to there so my parents wouldn't pop in the tape and it be in a different spot (call me paranoid). They never caught me on that. But (as Chris Rock has alluded to), I did leave it in the VCR one day.

      Alas.

    18. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assure you hourly rental of a horse costs less than hourly rate of a whore :) (though yes, rental of a movie may be cheaper. Just as well as a ticket for horse racing but that's not nearly the same thing ;)

    19. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      National Geographic? You were lucky having pictures. We had Reader's Digest.

    20. Re:11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I have observed that the guys in gay movies (or at least the box covers) or European films tend to be a lot better looking (fit, less hairy etc). Still look like prison escapees, but maybe not the maximum security wing.

      I can't talk about European films really (never watched any porn that was *not*), but you've got a point about gay porn.

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    21. Re:11000? by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

      National Geographic? You were lucky having pictures. We had Reader's Digest.

      You had paper??

      We lied down on the grass, looking up at the clouds and imagining they were in sexual positions...

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    22. Re:11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 0

      Is that supposed to be flamebait? :) In any case, regrettably, there aren't that many porn movies involving fursuiters. A business opportunity, maybe?

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    23. Re:11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I'm bi - and lest you say that's a same, it's not, just like being bi and being hetero is not the same (in fact, if bisexuality and homosexuality would be the same, then, since by the same reasoning bisexuality and heterosexuality would also be the same, homosexuality and heterosexuality would turn out to the be same. Wouldn't *that* be fun?)

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    24. Re:11000? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I can almost certainly say that a mare is less fun than porn, unless either you enjoy horse riding or have strange fantasies and a large penis.

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    25. Re:11000? by radja · · Score: 2, Funny

      you had clouds and imagination? we just had the neighbourhood slut who'd lift her skirts for 10 cts, and we'd all crowd round...

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    26. Re:11000? by BlkSprk · · Score: 1

      This sir... is /. I really dont think there is a wealth of sexual knowledge or experiance here. And whats wrong with lasting 4 minutes, I thought it happend to everyone...?

    27. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We lied down on the grass, looking up at the clouds and imagining they were in sexual positions...

      You had grass and clouds?

      We lied on hard dirt and had to look at the constellations.

    28. Re:11000? by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2, Informative

      (BTW, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the stereotypical macho hates gays but likes to watch porn involving two women?)

      What's even funnier is that movies with lesbian scenes (or even lesbian-only) are categorized as "straight" while it only takes two guys making a little kiss during a MMF-threesome to get it categorized as "bi".. *sigh*

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    29. Re:11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Indeed. It's all about target audiences, probably - just like with FOX and biased news. FOX probably couldn't even stop doing those even if they wanted to, since everyone (both those who watch FOX and those who don't) expect bias from them.

      Those who pay who decide, and that goes for both those that directly pay (be it by renting/buying porn or sponsoring FOX) and those that indirectly pay (by watching FOX and exposing themselves not only to the ads but also to the bias, which I assume is also something some people pay for).

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    30. Re:11000? by Erik+Piper · · Score: 1

      > (BTW, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the stereotypical macho hates gays but likes to watch porn involving two women?)

      I do too. (And I'm hetero, FWIW.)

      (And I, too, like to... well, never mind.)

      Erik

    31. Re:11000? by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had to recall the exact time offset and rewind to there

      Every VCR I've had automatically rewound to the point where the tape was when it was inserted if you hit the rewind button.

      I guess porn drove that innovation too ;)

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    32. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um...no need being coy (Find the plot, indeed). If you wanted to get a circle jerk together just ask.

    33. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, I'm bi."

      "BTW, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the stereotypical macho hates gays but likes to watch porn involving two women?"

      You are the only one who thinks its funny; the stereotypical macho does not love cock. Apparently you do. Therefore you can't quite understand the "its hardcore, but no cock" advantage.

      Plus; 1 girl good, 2 girls better.

    34. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On behalf of hairy guys everywhere I'm offended.

    35. Re:11000? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "(BTW, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the stereotypical macho hates gays but likes to watch porn involving two women?)"

      Not really, that means there are TWICE as many naked women on the screen.....that's a good thing.

      :-)

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    36. Re:11000? by rev_sanchez · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The misses and I (mostly I) like French and Italian porn. 1. There is a lot less extreme plastic surgery and the women look more like catalog models than fraken-strippers. 2. The production quality is pretty good. Everything looks nice and not like some guy's unfinished basement with a few props. I don't mind the good looking guys and I'm not really missing out on the plot. In fact, trying to guess the porn plot can be amusing. Don't get me wrong, there is plenty of really awful European porn (see Germany), but their best porn is better than our best porn.

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    37. Re:11000? by makkverk · · Score: 1

      I the only one who thinks it's funny that the stereotypical macho hates gays but likes to watch porn involving two women?

      Let's think about this one for a minute... would I like to watch one naked woman or two naked women?

      :-)

    38. Re:11000? by narcolepticjim · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did even better -- I accidentally recorded over one for about 30 seconds before I realized what I was doing.

      "Well, no, Dad, I don't know how Star Trek made its way onto your tape, and in fact I'm shocked, shocked, that you even own such material."

    39. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By macho logic having sex with men is wrong and women do it because they are all sluts. No inconsistency.

    40. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah Two women, with massive cocks ooooh

    41. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We lied on hard dirt and had to look at the constellations.

      You had dirt? Luxury...

      We had to lie an slightly uncomfortable molten lava and stare up into the nebulous gasses waiting anxiously for the cosmos to be formed to show us displays of eroticism. And we liked it.

      Kids today have it easy; but there's nothing that can compare to the eruptions we had as a kid; what do you think the Big Bang was, after all?

    42. Re:11000? by JoeZeppy · · Score: 3, Funny
      You're missing the point.

      Wal-mart shoppin' red-state values voter thinks homosexuality = bad, but girl-on-girl porn = good.

    43. Re:11000? by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      people WATCH PORN, mostly because people MASTURBATE WHILE WATCHING PORN, mostly because getting an orgasm feels good - whatever way you had it(it's biological that people feel good after an orgasm, so don't start humping a dead tree and telling there's no feeling in it).

      maybe you should have spanked the monkey instead of trying to find the plot(unless you were watching some crazy 70's porn flicks, like alice in wonderland and such)? they're made for masturbating, cheap modern whores so to speak. if you were just watching them with your hands on the table you were doing it wrong, sorry.

      this is not a troll, it's the truth. that's why porn is so popular.

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    44. Re:11000? by lucason · · Score: 1

      No you are missing the point...

      There is no objective true or false.

      There is only opinion and truth in numbers.

    45. Re:11000? by lost_n_confused · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nice to have 11000 titles but what is the volume per title? For years I have read so many articles that companies made so much money off of porn. The largest porno movie company is Vivid Entertainment Group their volume was $150 million for 2003. How many movies a year have a gross larger then that in US ticket sales? Not counting world wide ticket sales,DVD and VHS sales. Seems like there are a zillion porno sites out there. How many of the porno sites are all owned by the same company on a handful of servers? Porn companies have a virtual presence more then a real one. I would think one or two block buster movies would sell more DVD's then the top 10 porno companies combined. They aren't the driving force that most people think they are. They will have less of an effect then most people think. Do they have a very large audience that buy a few DVDs each or is it a small audience that buys a lot of DVDs? To drive the mfg of a new type DVD requires a large customer base that will buy hardware not a small customer base that buys a lot of DVDs. How many /. have rented or actually bought a porn DVD in the past 2 years? If you have bought porn how many non porn DVDs have you bought? I think most people will find that porn isn't as much of a driving force as it seems. YMMV

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    46. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, MAN! I haven't thought about this incident in YEARS, but here goes: Once upon a time (many years ago before my ascent into the heavenly paradise we call "IT") I worked in a little "mom-n-pop" video store (not a strictly "porn" house, but they DID have the reputation for having the largest porn inventory within 100 miles...PLUS they ran a sizable local day-care center...no, but when the news hit you can guess which business bit the dust.) One morning about 9:00, the art teacher from my highschool came in (I don't think he recognized me as it'd been a couple of years since school and I was never in any of his classes...but I recognized him IMMEDIATELY.) He headed STRAIGHT for the "back room" and came back in a few minutes with a STACK of pornos. It was $3.50 a tape and $23 later he was out the door.

      WITHIN THE HOUR he was back returning all six videos. I know where he lived, and considering round-trip drive time he had just about enough time to watch the first six minutes of each one (and that's if he was taking the first tape out of its case as he went in his front door!)

      Yeah, you don't accumulate too many stories like that fiddling with computers all day (but the pay's better...)

    47. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come all "straight" porn nowadays involves a man masturbating just to come onto a girl. Why do these "straight" guys like to watch another guy masturbate?

    48. Re:11000? by afedaken · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite sigs stolen from rec.arts.anime.misc reads:

      "Let's beat the terrorists with our most powerful weapon . . . hot
      girl-on-girl action!"

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    49. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then how come all "straight" porn nowadays involves a man masturbating just to come onto a girl.
      perhaps it makes us feel better about masturbating!
    50. Re:11000? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Oh, so I'm the only bi person on the planet now? Wow, I didn't know that.

      No surprise you're too much of a coward to post with an actual account.

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    51. Re:11000? by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      We lied down on the grass, looking up at the clouds and imagining they were in sexual positions...

      WHILE it was snowing, and uphill both ways!

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    52. Re:11000? by _iCeb0x_+(1337+and+k · · Score: 1

      This "nice looking" talk reminded me that HD-DVD or BlueRay discs will be used for High-Definition movies and that maybe now the porn industry will be more selective when hiring their cast. Skin imperfections (and other more ugly stuff) are a lot more visible in HD video than in SD.

    53. Re:11000? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      at least you were allowed to imagine, where I was born we were inspected every so often to make sure that didn't happen... oh yeah and the nuclear clouds don't translate into porn that easily...

    54. Re:11000? by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1
      Goodness, who's actually watching all that?

      I wasn't sure whether to say

      a) "I am!"

      or

      b) These guys. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
    55. Re:11000? by stinerman · · Score: 1

      The one my Mom had did not do such a thing while my Dad's did.

      Needless to say I appreciated it when I had forgotten the offset.

    56. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dare I say some of you people need to stop poking around the $5.99 bargain bin, and pay like $15-20 for a DVD, much better quality

      Not that I ever watch porn.....

    57. Re:11000? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      It's for the money shot, every man wants to know a "hot young slut" is willing to take his load - that's how the porn star proves it.

      Sadly, I live for the money shot.

    58. Re:11000? by slaker · · Score: 1

      Nope, I use WantedList and get the service of netflix with the selection of the bestest mom and pop video place in the world.

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    59. Re:11000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Back in the day when we were boys we had one (1) playboy for the whole neighborhood.
      So is that the reason you're now girls?
  6. If history is any guide.... by confusion · · Score: 1
    Bet on the one with weaker technology...

    Then again, 20 extra gigs of "Twin Peaks" sounds awfully compelling...

    Jerry
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    1. Re:If history is any guide.... by Broiler · · Score: 1

      As has already been stated...why do we need the extra 20 gigs of space? We only need 6 minutes worth of content!

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    2. Re:If history is any guide.... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      We only need 6 minutes worth of content!
      Speak for yourself...
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  7. Creative Expression by InfiniterX · · Score: 0

    Adult film producers want the higher quality picture as well as extra space for creative expression--like giving viewers choice of camera angles.

    "Creative Expression" in porn is a term I'm not going to touch with a 10-foot pole.

    But damn if you're not going to be able to see it from six different angles.

    1. Re:Creative Expression by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

      "10-foot pole" in a discussion on porn isn't a term I'm going to touch with a...

    2. Re:Creative Expression by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      A pile of dog crap is still a pile of dog crap no matter how many angles you look at it from. Trust me.

    3. Re:Creative Expression by njcoder · · Score: 3, Funny
      " A pile of dog crap is still a pile of dog crap no matter how many angles you look at it from. Trust me."

      Oh so you like German porn?

    4. Re:Creative Expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your 'name', coupled with that statement... I believe you!

    5. Re:Creative Expression by Xpilot · · Score: 1

      10-foot pole" in a discussion on porn isn't a term I'm going to touch with a...

      ...kumquat?
      People have such strange fetishes.

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    6. re: creative expression by ed.han · · Score: 0

      as i've said before once here: i've never been more scared of the voice of sad experience.

      ed

    7. Re:Creative Expression by Scherf · · Score: 1

      Where does this "German Scheiße Film" stereotype come from? I've encountered it the first time in the South Park movie but I'm sure they didn't invent it.

      I'm not bitching around, I really would like to know. Looking around on the Internet it doesn't seem to me all (or even the majority) of that stuff comes from Germany.

    8. Re:Creative Expression by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      Most of the more extreme porn (BDSM, rubber/fetish, fisting, stuffing holes with huge objects, pissing, scat, old/fat people, pregnant, animals, etc) used to come from Germany. Nowadays many more countries produce bizarre-porn and countries like Brazil, Japan and Thailand has even surpassed Germany so they are not in the lead anymore. :)

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  8. Finally a voice of reason by lokedhs · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I've been saying this for a long time. The porn industry is driving technology.

    Why did VHS win and Betamax fail? Some people (including me) argue that the biggest reason is that all th eporn was available on VHS. Wasn't there a statement against porn from the betamax people?

    Which industry was the only industry for a long time acually delivering profits selling stuff on the web during a time when all other industries promised a lot but only delivered losses?

    And remember the multiple-angle button on the DVD players? Who really thinks that this button was designed for the sports industry?

    I think the article hits the nail right on the head. The porn industry will decide which format will be used.

    1. Re:Finally a voice of reason by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      They (the betamax people) did that? Then it's no wonder they lost indeed, and not just because it happened to be the porn industry. I think it's reasonably safe to say that any attempt to control or limit possible content is doomed to fail when there are equally-good alternatives available that do not have such restrictions.

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    2. Re:Finally a voice of reason by ari{Dal} · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh, it's completely true. It's a well established fact that the porn industry leads the rest of the pack when it comes to embracing technology and making money off of it.

      Print, phone sex lines, cinemas, VCRs, dvd players... you name it, the porn industry is making money off of it long before anyone else is.

      I have heard it argued that the reason HDTV hasn't taken off as quickly as expected is because porn just can't stand up to such high quality images. Those 'perfect' bodies show their many flaws when displayed under high definition, and for most porn 'connaisseurs' , that ruins the fantasy aspect. If ms. X suddenly has zits all over her ass and acne scars on her face, it just ain't that sexy anymore.

      Whether that's true or not, i've no idea. But it's food for thought.

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    3. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Grab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're obviously ignoring the reason that all the *movies* were available on VHS.

      Certainly porn was available as well. But I doubt your typical video shop was ever renting more than a few porn films a week compared to dozens of copies of Rocky, Terminator, Tron, The Breakfast Club, Wierd Science, Top Gun, etc, etc. And Betamax screwed up by not getting films from the major studios, so they cut themselves out of the top-blockbusters-on-video market, which was where most people agree the VHS-versus-Betamax battle was won/lost.

      Grab.

    4. Re:Finally a voice of reason by lokedhs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, and since I wrote the previous post other people have commented that Sony actually prevented porn companies from licensing the technology. A recipie for failure if you ask me.

    5. Re:Finally a voice of reason by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Definitely, and even more so since there's basically nothing wrong with porn (in a sense that'd mean you shouldn't license "your" technology [whatever "your" actually is supposed to mean in this regard - it's not like "intellectual property" actually *is* property, but that's another matter] for use with it, that is).

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    6. Re:Finally a voice of reason by victor_the_cleaner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes we all know the VHS/Beta issue with Porn.

      Some other notes. When the LaserDisc was supposed to be the next 'big thing' the company that created the technology (Pioneer perhaps) refused to license the mastering tools to the porn industry, thus killing the format.

      When Sony and the other partners came up with DVD, the first high-end duplication machine (and licensing deal) in the United States was with Vivid Video. Thus ensuring the success of the format.

    7. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Reez · · Score: 0

      "porn just can't stand up to such high quality images" ? that's BS. Imagine sexual organs and nipples in hi resolution ... now that rules. More vivid than ever !

    8. Re:Finally a voice of reason by lokedhs · · Score: 1
      When Sony and the other partners came up with DVD, the first high-end duplication machine (and licensing deal) in the United States was with Vivid Video. Thus ensuring the success of the format.
      It certainly does seem like Sony learns from its mistakes.
    9. Re:Finally a voice of reason by zero_offset · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've been saying this for a long time. The porn industry is driving technology.

      Tip to moderators: It isn't +1 Insightful if everybody has been saying that for a long time.

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    10. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Ath · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I have heard it argued that the reason HDTV hasn't taken off as quickly as expected is because porn just can't stand up to such high quality images. Those 'perfect' bodies show their many flaws when displayed under high definition, and for most porn 'connaisseurs' , that ruins the fantasy aspect. If ms. X suddenly has zits all over her ass and acne scars on her face, it just ain't that sexy anymore.

      Although it kills me to post a serious reply in this article, I will only remind you that by far the largest and fastest growing porn segment is amateur porn. And when I say amateur, I don't mean a bunch of lipstick lesbians in a film collective that are making their own films. These girls are often the ones you might casually pass on the street, and the reason you pass them is because there is nothing worth stopping for. The idea that consumers who already like watching such porn would be offended by seeing the flaws in all their glory seems a bit suspect.

    11. Re:Finally a voice of reason by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Not complete BS. Its been stated before. But luckily the HD formats will provide resolution adjustment. So that certain shots can be high def while other parts of the movie can be lower def. Of course you could airbrush the whole thing or film it a little burry. But that defeats the whole purpose. A real plus to the industry with these new formats is really the disk space. This allows them to fit more extras. Imagine an 50GB drive filled with regular dvd resolution (4GB per hour approximatly) Simply amazing the amount of multiple angles and special "inside" exclusives you can add.

    12. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It's a well established fact that the porn industry leads the rest of the pack when it comes to embracing technology and making money off of it.

      It isn't exactly a feat when the production budget is a few thousand dollars and a few day's time at best to produce from start to finish, and they charge $25 or more for half an hour's worth of video. In short, if you have a market that will pay so much for so little, it's not hard to profit.

      Now, I don't know about whether HD would just show the flaws on the models, there is more detail, but not that much detail. How much detail can be had with a 2 megapixel camera?

    13. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      equally-good alternatives available that do not have such restrictions

      Thus explaining why ebooks hasn't really taken off, and why it took so long for the online pay music services to succeed. They have to provide a better product easier than the pirates, who don't use any sort of DRM. Come on MPAA & RIAA, DRM is NOT a feature!

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    14. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Phisbut · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And remember the multiple-angle button on the DVD players? Who really thinks that this button was designed for the sports industry?

      When they want to sell the DVD player, they talk about that button a lot, but I've yet to find a use for it... Are there really movies that offer multiple angles? Which ones (both porn and non-porn)? I never, ever saw a multiple-angle enabled movie (or never noticed it...).

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    15. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd argue that HDTV hasn't taken off because currently the only real use for HDTV is broadcast TV, and there's not really a ton of money to be made off of broadcast TV as far as porn is concerned, because it has to be censored as far as I know. And the porn industry would rather maximize their profits by charging $40 a pop for a DVD. And who in their right mind is going to pay $40 or even $20 for a pay-per-view movie that you can't even keep?

      Now when DVD player comes out which truely utilizes HDTV, that's when you'll see HDTV's taking off.

      -- gid

    16. Re:Finally a voice of reason by lokedhs · · Score: 1

      There are some porn movies that use it. Other than that I've only seen one use of it which is not porn-related and that was in the extra features for some movie (can't remember which). It allowed you to see the filming of a scene from several cameras on the set. Pretty cool actually.

    17. Re:Finally a voice of reason by greenhide · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The idea that consumers who already like watching such porn would be offended by seeing the flaws in all their glory seems a bit suspect.

      There's a diffence between appreciating porn featuring non-models and liking porn that features dumpy acne-riddled women with cellulite.

      Most people who like amateur porn probably like it for its "girl-next-door" feel. The myth of amateur porn is that they're completely genuine and are probably so horny that they would have let themselves be photographed for free, just to get off on the idea of men watching them. In a sense, professional models are both more powerful (as they are seen as being in control of their sexuality, as this is their full time career) and more objectified (they are appreciated only for their physical appearance, and not who they are as people). Amateur models are seen as less empowered (they are often depicted as being approached, unawares, by men with cameras who are able to "trick" them into being captured on film; although both models and amateurs are doing it for the money, the money becomes more apparent with the amateurs and is generally framed in language of "supporting" the amateur [often in her pursuit of a college degree]) and yet more personified (on many sites, the section where the amateur keeps a journal, diary, or an online forum is very popular).

      So the difference between the two types of porn is more on personality than on physicality. I think the expectation would be that you still expect physcial perfection from both parties. And remember: there's plenty of people with "plump" fetishes. I don't think there's many people with "bad skin" fetishes.

      Ugh. Nevermind

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    18. Re:Finally a voice of reason by danila · · Score: 1

      But then there is no added value in HD content. And don't forget the reason amateur porn is popular among producers - it's cheap to make. Making the film in HD would make it more expensive.

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    19. Re:Finally a voice of reason by slaker · · Score: 1

      Many of Vivid video's early DVD releases had multiangle content. Generally it was confined to a second angle (two camera setups in porn are kind of rare to start with), and because of what I assume are poor production techniques there were issues with color matching between cameras, making the switch between angles even more jarring than one might expect.

      It's pretty easy to see why that technology was pretty much dropped.

      I HAVE seen multiangle used for things like DVDs of Concerts or Operas, although I can't think of one specifically at the moment.

      But, OK, stepping back from that, the technology I can't believe made it to porn DVD is 5.1 Dolby Digital. I have a couple dozen titles that yes, actually make use of the rear surround speakers.

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    20. Re:Finally a voice of reason by 0racle · · Score: 1

      I've been saying this for a long time. The porn industry is driving technology
      Ya, you and everyone else. get over yourself, you didn't have some revelation.

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    21. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Gondola · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd have to agree with the high resolution of HDTV being contrary to porn.

      My 65" HDTV shows me wayyyy too much detail at times, and it's a turn off. Stretch marks, surgery scars, acne, razor burns... it's not stuff you want to see in high definition. And for some reason the directors still love their closeups.

      If you're watching DVD's on a 27" or smaller television, it's not the same as a 65" HDTV. Seriously.

    22. Re:Finally a voice of reason by thenefariousone · · Score: 0

      Tip to moderators: It isn't +3 Insightful to say It isn't +1 Insightful if everybody has been saying that for a long time.

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    23. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Creepy · · Score: 1

      If the porn industry was such big tech early adopters, why is 99% of it shot with poor lighting on cheap handicams? HDTV capable cameras are expensive (but dropping in price) and the quality is available to 2-5% of your market share. Why sell to an Apple audience when 100% of your audience runs Windows (since all the HDTV people can view regular TV)? At best you have a niche market and have to charge more for it accordingly. Yeah, you could pan-and-scan the movie and put them on a single DVD, but that isn't cheap. Zits and acne scars could be cured by makeup and to a lesser extent, digital effects. I'm sure the cheaper of the two is done all the time.

      beta and VHS took off because you could record programs as well as view stuff on them and had little to do with the porn industry initially. After prices dropped to affordable levels and around the time the MPAA lost its "fair use" case, the porn industry (and just about everyone else) moved in. Why do you think laser-disc never took off?

      HDTV hasn't taken off because you either need an ungodly heavy projection screen monitor or an ungodly expensive flat screen TV. Many people find projection displays blurry (it was bad in the past, and that stigma has lasted) but the other options, plasma and LCD are still unaffordable. Most people are not willing to spend more than $500 for a TV, and that gets you a 13" (33cm) LCD monitor or a 48"+ (122cm) tube TV. 9 out of 10 people in the US would choose the tube TV because we have the space and like the larger viewing area.

      If anything, I'd say the porn industry did early adoption of the Internet, and with good reason. I'd take an educated guess that their key demographic is 18-34 year olds, and the majority of users with access on the switch were probably 18-25 and perfect for their demographic. I say this because most 34 year olds I know have at least one kid of at least 6 years of age and only one computer the kid uses (with blocking software added).

    24. Re:Finally a voice of reason by neiko · · Score: 1

      "Commercial World": Starring Devon...err so I've heard...

    25. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      My 65" HDTV shows me wayyyy too much detail at times, and it's a turn off. Stretch marks, surgery scars, acne, razor burns... it's not stuff you want to see in high definition. And for some reason the directors still love their closeups.

      I'm hopin HDTV will make the EXTREME CLOSE UP go out of favor. Really, if I wanted to see that kind of detail, I can open up Gray's Anatomy. With the advent of HDTV, those folks who want to see it that close can sit 10 inches from the screen and look at it, and the rest of us can sit back and watch the actual people. Honestly, whose idea was it to shove a camera with a harsh spotlight between some guy's legs like that?

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    26. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Tassach · · Score: 3, Informative
      But I doubt your typical video shop was ever renting more than a few porn films a week compared to dozens of copies of Rocky, Terminator, Tron, The Breakfast Club, Wierd Science, Top Gun, etc, etc
      After the big chains (Blockbuster, Hollywood) gobbled up most of the independent video rental places, the few surviving independents were hard-pressed to survive. The only way for them to do that is to offer stuff Blockbuster doesn't carry, and for the most part that is Porn.

      According to a former girlfriend, who worked for an independent video store, porn accounted for over 50% of their rentals. The other half was mostly niche/non-mainstream stuff which Blockbuster didn't have a good selection of -- anime, arthouse stuff, and foreign films.

      Before Blockbuster opened, people would come in and get a "regular" movie or two, and maybe a porno. After Blockbuster opened, the customres would just get the porn, because they were getting the new releases at Blockbuster (and blockbuster doesn't rent porn).

      It's hard for an independent to compete on new releases, when BB is getting 50+ copies of every movie [at a hefty discount] and the independent can afford maybe 5 copies [at full price].

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    27. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Most people who like amateur porn probably like it for its "girl-next-door" feel.'

      However, you have to differentiate between "fake" amateur porn (which I think is almost everything, probably also these sites like gangbus etc) and the "real" amateurs doing it for the fun, like on red clouds (please dont tell me these are fake, too :)

    28. Re:Finally a voice of reason by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      I don't mean a bunch of lipstick lesbians in a film collective that are making their own films.

      Now there's a poster whos watched Coupling. Great rant in the "lesbian spank inferno" episode wherein the main character relates many technological advances to the desire of the average guy for a better look at naked bottoms. Funny as hell, but also seems to be very true.

    29. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think there's many people with "bad skin" fetishes.

      Mmmm...bad skin. *drools*

    30. Re:Finally a voice of reason by DAtkins · · Score: 1

      Actually there is now the first porn film that has been shot entirely in HD. Island Fever 3 was done this way - and is being advertized as a huge improvement. According to the site it is released in HD VOD.

      The problem is, why make a film in HD when 99% of your customers still don't have HD TV's, nor a player that will accept the media. I figure most of the money the porn industry makes is in video sales (who has actually been to a XXX theater?) so until the product is available, you're going to see a few high profile titles in HD VOD, and not much else.

    31. Re:Finally a voice of reason by BenVis · · Score: 1
      I never, ever saw a multiple-angle enabled movie (or never noticed it...)

      I have a Cartoon Network powerpuff girls dvd that uses the multiple angle button to show how animation is made. One 'angle' is the finished cartoon, the other is before colorizing. I don't recall which one it is, unfortunately.

      Hmm. A post about PPG in a discussion centered on porn.

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    32. Re:Finally a voice of reason by Grab · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's the case for the independents - but the independents are only selling 50% porn and 50% arthouse because the big chains are selling the top Hollywood hits. And it's the top Hollywood hits that made video work.

      Also FWIW, your "typical video shop" sadly became a Blockbuster (or similar) very quickly. The independent video store is unfortunately very atypical.

      Grab.

  9. 11,000 ? by Napoleon+Blownapart · · Score: 0
    11,000?

    I swore I only watched 10,500 last year

    Damn, I missed some

  10. Funny in a way. by wertarbyte · · Score: 1

    If there is a new technology, it's either the military or the porn industry who uses it first, either the killing professionals, or the...you know where this line is leading.

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    1. Re:Funny in a way. by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      What's even more funny is that for most people, it seems to be perfectly OK to talk about the military and killing people and so on, but mentioning sex is a taboo.

      It just doesn't make sense when you think about it...

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    2. Re:Funny in a way. by instanto · · Score: 1

      Its because of overpopulation.

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    3. Re:Funny in a way. by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, as if deep down, anyone really actually cares about that.

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    4. Re:Funny in a way. by Vo0k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too true. A game released as adult-only: Tons of gore, rivers of blood, some glimpses of naked tits. Same game released as PG-13: Tons of gore, rivers of blood, pixelated tits.

      But it's not only production...

      Remember "Morrowind?" There was a character named Crassius Curio, a lord with taste for earthly deligts. He wasn't a very demanding master. His tasks were quite simple. "Take off all your clothes and show yourself to uncle Crassius." Menawhile other "lords" demanded assassination of competitors, mugging people, blackmail, requested bribes, wanted betrayal and all kind of such filth. Now visit Morrowind forums and look up for threads "most hated NPC". Of course harmless Crassius is far in front of the list and many people boast how they sneakily murdered him or what tortures would they want to apply to him.

      It's scary how activity of destroying life is more accepted that creating it, and how strong hipocrisy makes otherwise harmless (unless of course taken over by the crime organizations, i.e. because of the reputation) porn industry "the devil".
      Probably if it wasn't treated as such "sneaky back door" stuff, all the wrongs (rape, slavery, violence) could be fought better too. ...and now we have Mafia bosses deciding what standard we will use.

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    5. Re:Funny in a way. by instanto · · Score: 0

      I do, thats why I always finish my food portions, which are excessively large.. Thus I help keep other countries citizens starving... All in spirit of helping Gaia.

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    6. Re:Funny in a way. by BobPaul · · Score: 0

      If there is a new technology, it's either the military or the porn industry who uses it first, either the killing professionals, or the...you know where this line is leading.

      No, no I don't. What are you getting at?

    7. Re:Funny in a way. by slavemowgli · · Score: 0

      +1, Insightful (if I had mod points and if I hadn't already participated in this discussion). You definitely hit the nail on the head there.

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    8. Re:Funny in a way. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you, in the "It's so sad it's funny".

      Now talking about the military is fine, but I do think that we sometimes have a dangerous amount of sexual inhibition.

      Depending on where you're at, the "talking about the military" doesn't cover many of the uglier aspects either though. It's not like you see footage of people dying on the daily news.

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    9. Re:Funny in a way. by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      True, and I think that (not seeing people die on the news) is actually a bad thing. Not because I'm so keen on blood and gore, but because it would take away a lot of misconceptions, bias, intentional disinformation and so on.

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    10. Re:Funny in a way. by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      True, and I think that (not seeing people die on the news) is actually a bad thing. Not because I'm so keen on blood and gore, but because it would take away a lot of misconceptions, bias, intentional disinformation and so on.

      I'm assuming you mean the misconceptions, bias and intentional disinformation and so on that everyone puts out. Not just one side or the other?

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    11. Re:Funny in a way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably if it wasn't treated as such "sneaky back door" stuff, all the wrongs (rape, slavery, violence) could be fought better too.

      I submit to you that rape is not a crime of getting your rocks off, it's a crime of control. There are plenty of rapists that aren't porn junkies, just as there are a lot of porn junkies that aren't rapists. To equate the "taboo" of pornography as the entire reason that rape exists is missing the point my several miles.

      Following your line of logic, we should be fighting against sex, not pornography, because without sex, there would be no creation of life, and without creation of life we wouldn't have rape, slavery, or violence.

    12. Re:Funny in a way. by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 1

      It's scary how activity of destroying life is more accepted that creating it

      Problem is, porn doesn't create life. Sex does (well, sometimes). The sex depicted in porn doesn't seem to have creating life as an objective. The goal of porn is physical gratification, not life. Linking porn to creating life is disingenuous at best.

      The big problem with porn is that it is a caricature of the real thing - ie. sex with a live person. Porn is to sex as a roadrunner cartoon is to real life. Both exaggerate and distort; they don't represent or characterize.

    13. Re:Funny in a way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we should be fighting against sex, not pornography, because without sex ...excuse me?
      We should -STOP- fighting...
      Give up on that silly notion "sex=dirty". Healthy, unrestricted, free, no-string-attached sex would solve a lot of the society problems, frustration, distrust and jealousy first. And probably porn would stop being an industry and evolve into a form of art.

    14. Re:Funny in a way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is, porn doesn't create life. Sex does (well, sometimes)

      Tanatos - Eros.
      Fear - Love.
      Action movies, games - Porn.
      Risking life - Sex.
      Death - Birth.
      Murder - Rape.
      Military - Slavery.

      The two reflect each other very well.
      Think of -famous- movies which weren't about love or death (seeking, losing, finding love, avoiding, causing, preventing death). They may not be the most important things in life but they are the motor of the entertainment industry.
      What surprises is the contrast of levels of acceptance of each of them in their respective domains.

    15. Re:Funny in a way. by mattwarden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The big problem with porn is that it is a caricature of the real thing - ie. sex with a live person. Porn is to sex as a roadrunner cartoon is to real life. Both exaggerate and distort; they don't represent or characterize.

      Try turning on the news.

      This has nothing to do with anything inherent in pornography, and everything to do with of what an entertainment industry (including news) consists. If this is a reason to discount pornography, then it is a reason to discount other forms of entertainment/news as well.

  11. does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the enlightenment team's porn film will be put on hold for another few months until the format is converted. Geesh... Another delay.....

  12. All the details? by cyclocommuter · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thing I wouldn't want to watch in HD pron though... those rear end going on stuff might show more detail (and colors) than I could stomach :)

    1. Re:All the details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can all tell you never saw a real women in naked in person, if you can't handle seeing it on tv.

      Just stick with your computer.

    2. Re:All the details? by Further82 · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure anyone really would want to watch HD porn. It would destroy our little pr0n fantasy world. I mean, there's some nasty porn stars out there, like Houston, now imagine Houston at 1080i, I bet its kinda like being at her gangbang. It might look okay on tv, but if you took a good detailed look at her sloppy 300rd's pussy, it might disturb you.

    3. Re:All the details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you mind to explain a little more what you are saying ? I have never heard of this porn star before, I am not a great fan of Dirty low dirty stuff, but you are making a point here.

      Please, provide more information and extend your commment, it is really interesting.

    4. Re:All the details? by Further82 · · Score: 1

      Houston is a famous porn star and in my opinion quite an unattractive one. I won't bother linking you to a page since I'm at work, but just search for "Houston 500" and you'll find more info than you want.

      Her face looks like it used to be a mans, and through major plastic surgery she was turned into a woman, only to be fucked by 500 men in a row. I'm sure it was quite a disgusting event (the gangbang) but a lot of people like to watch (nothing wrong with that!). Of course a small amount of the people who like to watch also like to participate, so they sign up and hope they get selected as one of the 500 guys to bang Houston. I've read some testimonies about experiences at these gangbangs and they are not very glamorous. You basically are in a warehouse/studio with 500 half naked (usually fat and hairy as well) guys jerking off getting ready to bang the girl. After the first dozen or so times the girl gets fucked (and sometimes nutted on) you can imagine that it's gonna start to look pretty nasty, especially in her pussy. So if you were the 250th guy to go, your not only fucking a rank porn stars cunt, your fucking the leftovers of sweat, pubes, latex and other various fluids from 249 guys before you, not to mention a pussy that's probably so dried out and irritated and bruised you might expect to see it on rotten.com. Add to that a porn star who doesn't even try to fake a smile or a moan anymore and just sits there staring at the camera waiting for it to be over.

      So that's your extreme HD view of the event. I bet that many who participate in something like this would probably hesitate about doing it again (though they certainly get a notch in their belt for it). However once the gangbang is over and they publish the video it sells really well. Why? Because of course it is cut and edited and contained within a TV screen. Most people never have to witness to cold nasty details of pr0n nor would they want to. But if you take something like that and put it in high def then you are going to start seeing all the imperfections and not so great looking body parts that would normally get blurred away on a TV screen. It's not quite as bad as going there, but it's probably not better than watching blurry fantasy pr0n. My theory is that as TV tech gets better and sharper and more realistic (and more 3d), the porn industry is going to have to spend more money on makeup and lighting to make it so their porn stars keep looking like porn stars. Okay that's not much of a theory, it's already happening on some TV shows, such as Friends, when they started filming in HD, they had to adjust the lighting on the set and spend extra time in makeup to mute out some of the flaws on the actors and actresses that a standard definition TV would mute for you.

      As an experiment, try taking a close up picture of your face with a 5 mega pixel camera at its max settings, view it at 100% magnification and try not to gag.

    5. Re:All the details? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      So if you were the 250th guy to go [...]

      Which reminds me of one of the funnier things Chris Rock has ever done. You might be addicted to porno.

      "[Your husband] may be addicted to porno. Mine was, and he left me to go be number seventy-three in The World's Biggest Gangbang.

      [voice in the background]("I WON!")

    6. Re:All the details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG.

      Thank you very much for taking the time to share this, I guess I will have to be careful in the future, lol.

  13. Betamax by n0mad6 · · Score: 4, Informative

    One only has to look to the Betamax to find a superior home entertainment technology that lost partially because the porn industry embraced the competitor. (actually, IIRC, Sony refused to license the beta to porn).

    1. Re:Betamax by lordmage · · Score: 1

      I had a ton of Porn tapes on Beta, Came on Beta, Used Beta, and basically the Beta tapes are still good.

      Then I recorded them to VHS because I could put a whole lot more onto them.

      If you ask me, we need like a good 400 hour DVD disk that is recordable so I can put all my current DVDs on it.

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  14. Creativity in porn...? by djplurvert · · Score: 1

    Adult film producers want the higher quality picture as well as extra space for creative expression--like giving viewers choice of camera angles.


    These guys are creative geniuses. Who'd of thought of that? MORE camera angles. What a clever way to fill up that extra space.
    1. Re:Creativity in porn...? by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      These guys are creative geniuses. Who'd of thought of that? MORE camera angles. What a clever way to fill up that extra space.


      Well, the multi-angle feature in the DVD spec seems to have been used in two ways -- commentaties to show the way the film was built, and porn.

      I'm sure there are ligitimate uses of multi-angles.

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    2. Re:Creativity in porn...? by zero_offset · · Score: 2, Funny

      What a clever way to fill up that extra space.

      AGGGH. STRUGGLING...

      Must not... take... bait...

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  15. Sorry... by cspring007 · · Score: 1

    "would have a sizeable say in the debate"

  16. Deciding the Debate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article says the smaller studios prefer HD-DVD because its cheaper to produce, while the bigger studios prefer BluRay because its got a larger capacity. So does the phrase "Nothing to see here, move along" apply to this as well?

  17. Maybe by ptomblin · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe if they'd stop selling those "all weekend erection" pills they wouldn't need longer porn movies.

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    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if they'd stop selling those "all weekend erection" pills they wouldn't need longer porn movies.

      Do those pills really work? Know where I can get some?

    2. Re:Maybe by SunPin · · Score: 1

      All weekend? I think that after 24 hours you'll get septic shock. Could be 6 hours. Somebody might know.

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  18. Porn has always played a big role in technology... by ddent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They have been heavily involved in the development and early adopters of: online credit card transactions, streaming video/webcams, VHS, multi-angle DVDs, pop-up ads, affiliate programs, pay-per-view, 900 #s, geo-targetting... the list goes on.

  19. Andrew Blake! by ActionAL · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Mr. Blake's gonna make great use out of this new technology, his movies are always the best. High quality video, production, sound, and the women!!! Amazing. O wait, this isn't the adultdvdtalk forum!

  20. Choice quote by castlec · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We're kind of riding it out a little further to see where the trend goes," said Jackie Ramos, an executive in the DVD division at leading porn producer Wicked Pictures. that's a classic if i've ever seen one

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  21. The "mainstreamifcation" of pr0n by jacobcaz · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's coming, and then there will be a conservative backlash followed by a puritanical period...followed by more pr0n.

    <ObSimpsons>
    Marge: "Fox turned into a hard-core porn network so gradually, I didn't even notice!"
    </ObSimpsons>

    1. Re:The "mainstreamifcation" of pr0n by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      The second coming of the prohibition, maybe? OK, now please excuse me while I set up my underground network that will supply porn to the masses at outrages prices and thus be among the only ones that actually benefit from the whole thing in any way. ;)

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    2. Re:The "mainstreamifcation" of pr0n by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      The second coming is why the porn industry needs higher capacity DVDs.

      (Sorry.)

  22. 24 by KingEomer · · Score: 1

    Come on, we really know that they are making 24 titles a year.

  23. Lame ass format war by brywalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason DVD is so popular isn't so much cost or quality, even though it helps. It was because it was the ONLY format. Most people that have a DVD player now can't even tell the difference between VHS and DVD (sad, I know) and only got one because they can borrow movies from their friends and because they are cheap. This whole thing is going to blow up in their faces because Joe Average isn't going to know which one to get and they sure aren't going to buy 2 players.

    At that rate, even if there are all in one players they are never going to hit the hillbilly Wal-Mart sub $50 price point (or $100 at that rate) having to have 3 lasers (Blu-ray, HDDVD, DVD/CD).

    This porn thing is going to be a mess too. Porn is a HUGE industry. If there is going to be a format war internally there, you can expect nothing but a mess.

    This is going to be a colossal freaking debacle.

    1. Re:Lame ass format war by Dogers · · Score: 1
      This porn thing is going to be a mess too. Porn is a HUGE industry. If there is going to be a format war internally there, you can expect nothing but a mess.


      Yeah, damned porn industry, why are they always leaving a mess?! I pity the poor soul who has to clean up all the time..
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    2. Re:Lame ass format war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people that have a DVD player now can't even tell the difference between VHS and DVD

      I'm sure they can figure it out pretty quickly when they try to pop a VHS tape into their DVD player...

    3. Re:Lame ass format war by peamasii · · Score: 0

      "Porn is a HUGE industry" Not quite that big YET, I think they estimate it at around 15 billion a year worldwide. It can easily grow from there I think.

    4. Re:Lame ass format war by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I thought one of the advantages of HDDVD is that it doesn't change out the laser. The Blue-ray needs a different laser, but HDDVD doesn't. The diference between HDDVD and DVD is that HDDVD uses a form of MPEG4 versus MPEG2, allowing higher resolution without increasing the bandwidth too much.

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    5. Re:Lame ass format war by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      At that rate, even if there are all in one players they are never going to hit the hillbilly Wal-Mart sub $50 price point (or $100 at that rate) having to have 3 lasers (Blu-ray, HDDVD, DVD/CD).

      BluRay and HD-DVD both use 405nm blue light, so they only need two lasers (red and blue) for dual format drives. Similarly, both allow MPEG-2, H.264 and VC-1 formats. I strongly suspect that tripple format players would be very little more expensive than dual-format ones. In fact, a Blu-Ray / HD-DVD dual format player with no support for DVD would almost certainly by cheaper to produce than a dual format Blu-Ray or HD-DVD and DVD player.

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  24. Yea! by ratta · · Score: 0

    I will have something to see with my new expensive blue ray reader!

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  25. More isn't always better by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, if the industry puts more and more porn onto one disc they'll risk losing sales if they charge more for that one disc. If someone is ordering porn on sees a $50 disc and a $25 dollar disc, I'm guessing they'll go with the $25 disc, regardless of how much porn is on the former.

    Second, the vast majority of porn actresses are NOT that good looking. Sure they look somewhat OK on DVD, but once you put them on HD you'll start noticing the grotesque flaws, e.g., surgical scares.

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    1. Re:More isn't always better by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Funny

      "surgical SCARES"... now that's a Freudian slip!

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    2. Re:More isn't always better by DrZombie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, you do not know many people who watch porn. A close friend of mine owns a video store (well, his parents do, but he does a lot of work in it on his free time), and another friend of mine works there. When I want to hang out with either of them, it's often times at the video store (friend #2 works the evening-night shift). I've seen guys come in and drop $50 renting porn. I've heard stores about guys coming in at opening (11 am), dropping $25, and then coming back that night and dropping $25 more. I would say the average spent per porn renter over a 6 month period of observations is about $25 in a go. What they do with that much porn, I don't know. I don't want to venture a guess. But my argument is, porn-guys (and girls) will drop some serious green-backs to fuel their habit.

    3. Re:More isn't always better by Chuffpole · · Score: 0

      thanks for following that porn stuff with "Your grandma already uses Linux on the desktop"... now there's a mental image I'd rather not have had.

      *shudder*

    4. Re:More isn't always better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even main stream actors are afraid of HD. Many will not appear on live shows broadcast in HD because of what their skin really looks like in detail.

      There is a whole new makup industry of airbrushing peoples skin so it hides defects but supposedly looks natural. (Not). But you are right, looking at someones zits on their butts, not pretty.

    5. Re:More isn't always better by netsavior · · Score: 1

      having watched some DVD "entertainment" on errr a friend's Projector based Home Theater system, I have to say that I prefer the 25 inch TV. Even VHS is not pretty when watch on a larger screen... The formats have already surpassed the quality of the porn stars.

    6. Re:More isn't always better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True Porn Clerk Stories

      It's great writing, highly recommended to bookmark and read in segments.

    7. Re:More isn't always better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least some of those heavy renters are running dvd duplication businesses.

  26. I don't see why porn needs a higher capacity disk by ClosedSource · · Score: 0, Redundant

    10 minutes of content will do the job.

  27. HD porn? oh gowd no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry but there is a reason that the porn channels have not even looked at HD yet. Porn stars are pretty farking ugly. If you saw that 8 way screwfest in HD clarity you would be pretty turned off as to how hairy her ass is and those "freckles" are actually open sores...

    Porn is best left in low res and fuzzy. it allows you to fill in the rest of the details and not get disgusted.

    1. Re:HD porn? oh gowd no. by instanto · · Score: 1


      I am interested to see how the Erotic Literature industry is viewing Blu-Ray/HD-DVD then. I am sure they could fit a lot more books onto one Blu-Ray than a HD-DVD... And it does'nt matter if the quality is soo good... Hey, perhaps even blind people can read it.

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    2. Re:HD porn? oh gowd no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      Porn stars are pretty farking ugly.

      Maybe you're watching the wrong porn?

  28. Nine hours of HD content! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I'm in favor of getting more content for my money. Ignoring porn for the moment, I notice that some mainstream studios are in favor of the higher density format. What's in it for them? Maybe they want to foist a bunch of stuff we don't want (like interviews with the electrician's assistant) on us and jack up the price. In that case, they have learned nothing from recent events. Most people resent paying twenty bucks for a cd just to get one song. Same for movies. If I want a movie, that's what I want. I don't want an extra seven hours of filler.

    1. Re:Nine hours of HD content! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I'd much rather pay $30 for the superbit edition of a dvd then the one with all that extra crap i never watch anyway.

  29. Well... by giginger · · Score: 1

    The good old days of grainy hardcore loops are fast receding...

  30. choice quote by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

    "Manufacturing 11,000 titles a year, the industry would have a sizeable say in the debate."

    It's not the size of the say of the debate, it's how fast you can mass produce those discs. DISCS, perv.

  31. disks, broadband, and e-commerce too by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Customers demand the terabytes of disk to store hundreds of hours of p0rn; they demand broadband to deliver it; they pioneered ways to pay it over the net.

  32. Betamax lost out because of this... by el+Davo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From what I've heard, Betamax lost to VHS because at first they were both proprietary formats. Betamax held less tape BUT had a higher quality. Sony made Betamax but at first would not let the porn industry use the format since they felt it was immoral and unethical. I know that Japan has had some very serious anti-porn laws in place in the past. This also could have been an issue. Anyhow, I think it was JVC that came up with VHS and were more than eager to cash in on the porn goldmine. These two new formats (also proprietary) are both welcoming the porn industry as the lesson has been learned...never underestimate the financial power of porn! Has anyone heard of China's EVD? I believe it was the first to use blue ray technology but it's patent is open. That means that anyone can use it without royalties. I believe this is why it has not been used in America, it welcomes bootleggers. And that's probably why it's so popular in China :)

    1. Re:Betamax lost out because of this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EVD isn't blue laser; it uses standard DVD discs. You're confusing blue laser technology with HDTV resolution, which EVD manages by sacrificing running time. Think of the difference between VCD and SVCD.

      In any case, EVD never really off. There are plenty of DVD players that are EVD compatible, but I've never seen anyone selling EVD discs. I guess that having a royalty-free format is no advantage when nobody pays the royalties anyway.

    2. Re:Betamax lost out because of this... by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      There are *some* royalties on DVD-players too (for using the CSS algorithm), but so far, the savings from using EVD seem not sufficient to compensate for the lack of DVD compatibility.
      Personally, I might buy a good quality EVD drive (with burning capability) for data backup.

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  33. I'd put my money on good enough and cheap by hey! · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the porn industry put out VCDs? If the porn industry is going to be the driver in this, I'd put my money on the cheaper technology, provided it's good enough to get people to buy. That means more margin on the cheap products you sell a lot of. How many expensive, elaborately produced DVDs do they do?

    Even on a fancy LotR style DVD set, you could just go to multiple disks. This would cost more, but its on a more expensive product. Lower costs on cheap products make a huge difference in profitability; higher costs on expensive products have less of an impact.

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    1. Re:I'd put my money on good enough and cheap by anti-pop-frustration · · Score: 1

      >I'd put my money on good enough and cheap

      Agreed.

      Porn industry won't "choose a side", they'll wait and use which ever format has won the war.
      This is an industry were production costs are very hum... "tight", they can't afford to put out discs that only a small fraction of their consumers will be able to watch.

      You also have to consider the fact that the vast majorty of porn is now shot using DV (which is *not* HD), so putting out high-resolution porn would also mean a major production costs increase...

      But it's very real... only a fool would not acknowledge the importance of porn for emerging formats.

    2. Re:I'd put my money on good enough and cheap by s4mm43l · · Score: 1

      "Filmed entirely on HD, the third volume in the award winning and critically acclaimed Island Fever series is presented in a special double disc collectors set with regular DVD and HD-DVD options "...

      HD-DVD has already been done at least once for porn, and at 40 bucks for 2 discs, it doesn't look that expensive

  34. It's not the porn industry by a_nonamiss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not the porn indistry per se that is driving this technology, it's capitalism. The article makes it seem as though the porn industry is lined with visionaries that sit around all day and come up with ways to better society. They're not driving anything. They're reactionaries. While it's true that the porn industry has fuled the emergence of many technologies, they are doing so mostly by accident. They are only in the business of making money. Take DVD's for instance. They are much cheaper to produce, they are more durable, lighter (cheaper distribution) and they don't melt when you leave them paused on one scene for a long period of time. This is clearly a natural fit for the porn industry, so they started producing DVD's. Same goes with the porn explosion in the early days of the Internet. Inexpensive distribution, and people clearly had poor judgement when they were wanking off. (Why do you think they can offer subscriptions for $29.95 a month.)

    I know this post comes off as porn bashing, but let's not give those guys (and girls) too much credit. They saw an opportunity and seized it. Same with mass spammers. They aren't trying to ruin the Internet, but where there's a buck to be made...

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    1. Re:It's not the porn industry by killbill! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say this is more about improving access to customers. Remember, this is an industry that has to cope with moral stigma. An industry that the so-called "moral majority" wants to censor.
      The porn industry faces an uphill battle when it comes to distribution, and is unhappy about this. The mainstream movie industry only cares about keeping the level of control it currently enjoys.
      No wonder Hollywood is scared to death of p2p, but San Fernando lives with it.

      Porn embraced video tapes because customers felt easier renting a small package at the video store (especially if you can conceal it between a couple mainstream movies), rather than standing in line at a porn cinema or sex shop. After all, you can't wrap a brown bag around a cinema. ;p

      Porn embraced the Internet because customers didn't even have to face the glare (or winks) of the videostore clerk any more. And also, as it was cheaper to distribute.

      No to return on topic, I fail to see what advantage HD-DVD/Blu Ray brings over vanilla DVD, as far as distribution is concerned...

    2. Re:It's not the porn industry by m50d · · Score: 1

      But if you look at it, the porn industry reacts much faster. Porn producers had worked out that the Internet would be big and how to make money from it before the mainstream movie or music producers got the first part.

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    3. Re:It's not the porn industry by deblau · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There are two industries that drive tech: porn, and war. Always have, always will. But the only reason porn is listed is because it's tolerated in the US. The military alone drove Soviet tech. The problem with your theory is that their socioeconomic system was communism, not capitalism. They put the first man in space, made the first spacewalk, and the Russians are using Soviet legacy tech to get our astronauts into space when we can't ourselves. Capitalism has nothing to do with tech development.

      To be a little more precise, in the US capitalism is the economic vehicle that the porn industry and the military industrial complex are driving to reach higher technology. Capitalism is a nice theory, but it requires money to actually make it work. That money comes from Ron Jeremy and Donald Rumsfeld. (Never thought you'd see those two in a sentence next to each other, did you?)

      Without assigning any moral judgment to porn (or the military, for that matter), I simply state that those two industries contribute the largest amount of money to new technology development.

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    4. Re:It's not the porn industry by Schnapple · · Score: 1
      But what's significant for Slashdot (other than just being porn) is that the porn industry has adapted to technologies so quickly. Whereas the RIAA wanted to squash any technology that deviated from the one thing it had become good at selling (CD's), porn adapts as soon as the new technologies come out. VHS, DVD, Internet, etc. Instead of clinging to old technologies or whining when people try to pirate them, they just keep pressing onward.

      Of course there are some differences. The porn industry can't cry to congress when someone pirates their stuff - congress would rather just shut porn down altogether (or rather their constituents would). The music industry is one whose product ages well (I'm listening to a ten-year-old album right now since a lot of new music is crap IMHO), porn always needs fresh stuff (thus the 11K titles per year). Plus while music is fun to listen to, porn has been likened to crack cocaine.

      Plus on some level porn is easier to make than music or movies. I'm not going to say that the actual performances are easy (especially after watching that HBO series) but we're not talking about having to come up with ten clever songs or $100M in special effects. Plot is frowned upon. Acting ability is optional. 11K titles isn't all that significant when it takes maybe a week to make an average movie.

      Of course there's technologies that have nothing to do with porn that work out fine - the porn industry didn't fuel the cell phone (phone sex only makes sense when normal calls are free) or the PVR or the iPod.

    5. Re:It's not the porn industry by Secrity · · Score: 1

      It is the porn industry that is taking advantage of certain technology and making money from it -- and it is capitalism. The MPAA is deathly afraid of much of the new technology, and unless they can use the technology to control the purchaser's use of the the technology, wants to see technology squashed, this is also capitalism. Which of these two capitalist groups is doing more for advancing technology? Which of these two capitolist group is doing more to restrict user's ability to use the product that they purchased? The porn industry uses technology that creates products that people want and are willing to purchase. Spammers are leaches and try to take over your computer; spammers and the MPAA have much more in common than either have in common with the porn industry.

    6. Re:It's not the porn industry by evilviper · · Score: 1
      The article makes it seem as though the porn industry is lined with visionaries that sit around all day and come up with ways to better society. They're not driving anything.

      No, they sit around all day, and come up with ways to get porn to more people.

      Porn IS driving technology, because it's naturally the first "killer app" for most new technology. Porn fit the internet nicely, because people would pay to see pornographic images... I'm at a loss to think of any other business that could get a large number of customers, by selling low-res JPEGs on a website, esp back when the connections were quite slow.

      The same goes for high-def (to a lesser extent)... If HD technology remains expensive, most people won't consider it worth the money just to see hollywood movies at double the resolution. However, Porn at double the resolution may be worth the money to many people, thereby driving the technology, though not through any actual strategy on the part of porn studios for the advancement of newer technology...
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    7. Re:It's not the porn industry by evilviper · · Score: 1
      The porn industry faces an uphill battle when it comes to distribution, and is unhappy about this.

      I believe you're wrong on both counts. For one, every cable / satellite service around provides limitless pornographic content. The internet has made this even easier.

      I don't believe they are unhappy about the moral stigma either, as I've heard executives of porn studios discussing the fact that the stigma attached to pornography allows them to charge much, much more than non-pornographic content could hope for.

      Decades ago, every pornographer was looking for ways to make porn more acceptable, and get wider distribution. Now, I think they don't want much more acceptance, and risk losing their highly profitable niche.
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    8. Re:It's not the porn industry by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      That money comes from Ron Jeremy and Donald Rumsfeld. (Never thought you'd see those two in a sentence next to each other, did you?) - I don't know, were they going to come up with the following title yet: "Taking of Iraq" (guess what the name of the leading actress is ;]

    9. Re:It's not the porn industry by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Well the thing is that most porn buyers don't care about cost.

      Of course most consumers aren't terribly concerned about cost either.

      Unfortunatly there isn't any good system to encourage U.S. companies to be honest. So customers just spend the most money and assume they get the best value, pathetic.

    10. Re:It's not the porn industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shadow Government: Don and Ron Behind the Bush

  35. Bottom line. by TTL0 · · Score: 0

    Size matters. 'nuff said.

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  36. "Obscene Profits: Entrepeneurs of Pornography" by kriegsman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Recommended reading: Obscene Profits: The Entrepreneurs of Pornography in the Cyber Age. This book maps out how pornography has propelled technology forward through the ages, from the printing press to the Internet. Amazon even lets you read the first few pages.

    It's interesting to see the HDDVD/BluRay discussion in some longer-range historical light.

    -Mark

  37. The winner will be... by NoNeeeed · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the one that is most resistant to sticky fingers marks.

    1. Re:The winner will be... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      The winner will be the one that is most resistant to sticky fingers marks.

      I believe that will be Blu-Ray, since TDK developed a special coating for it.

      '...Hard as I tried, I could not make a single mark on the disc with the scourer. And the ink simply wiped off.' The coating is apparently responsible for Blu-Ray's new caddy-less form factor.
    2. Re:The winner will be... by xwin · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of "washing your hands after"?

  38. Betamax superior ? Common misconception! by bigmouth_strikes · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you check one of the links in the Betamax Wikipedia article you linked to, you'd notice this article debunking the Betamax player superiority as a myth.

    The article has several good points, although it's sometimes hard to tell what can be attributed to hindsight and what can't. Anyhow I think it's safe to say that "Betamax > VHS" is a huge oversimplification.

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  39. A Perfect product... by abb3w · · Score: 1
    costs dimes to make but sells for dollars, is addicting, legal, and non-fattening.

    Which industry was the only industry for a long time acually delivering profits selling stuff on the web during a time when all other industries promised a lot but only delivered losses? [...]The porn industry will decide which format will be used.

    Yah, porn comes pretty close if you watch out for silly Tennesee postmasters.

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  40. Licensing by Delita · · Score: 1

    If one of the two formats decides to offer reduced licensing fees to the porn industry for the first few years, say until 2007 or 2008, that will be the format that wins. The initial cost to setup Blu-Ray or HD-DVD is nothing compared to a few years of licensing fees.

  41. Re:ROCKED BY RAPE by abb3w · · Score: 1
    This will hardly qualify as the next DVD replacement media, even if it is vaguely related to porn.

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  42. But.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They haven't even released the second series on DVD yet

  43. Re:Porn has always played a big role in technology by DingerX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget GPS, electric typewriters, electric toothbrushes, space-age polymers, bicycle protective gear, the camera-stylo, the "you must be at least this tall" sign at amusement parks, flexicuffs, any number of gadgets and machines the proper use of which I cannot even imagine, and reality tv.

    I'm looking forward to multiple commentary tracks, from the producer/director and the actors.
    "This montage here is homage to Eisenstein's battle on the frozen lake in Alexander Nevsky, and the backdoor finale evokes the Teutonic Knights' flight from camp"; "That one line, 'any of you girls order a pizza?' took me fifteen takes, and it just didn't seem right. Then Bob took me aside and said to just give it my all, and *wham* I nailed it".

  44. If you want to get an idea of just how big porn is by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 2, Informative

    It accounts for about $30 million dollars in tax revenue for the San Fernando Valley.

    Oh baby, yes,..make more movies! Yes, yes, oh yes!!!!!....<CIGARETTE>puff</CIGARETTE>

  45. Blu-Ray RECORDS! by infofreako · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I may be misinformed, but EVERY time I see a prototype of a Blu-Ray unit, it says Blu-Ray Recorder. This should be a significant advantage for ANYONE who's owned HDTV for more than a day or two. Eventually, you want to record these beautiful concert performances in 5.1 and time-shift the Sopranos. So far as I've read, HD DVD is a playback only device, just like DVDs today. If Blu-Ray can RECORD HD and playback when it launches, it MUST win over the other format. Early HDTV adopters need to make sure of it, despite what the porn industry decides and what joe six pack can find at WalMart.

    -nfo

  46. Why? by jkujawa · · Score: 1

    It's not like porn needs the quality of DVD anyway.
    It's not like anyone but Andrew Blake is shooting with halfway decent equipment.

    It doesn't matter if the output format has 10K x 10K pixels if it's shot on crappy camcorders.

  47. According to the HD DVD folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's not the size, it's what you do with it!

  48. This quote kills me by DemENtoR · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Adult film producers want the higher quality picture as well as extra space for creative expression--like giving viewers choice of camera angles."

  49. What about the gaming industry? by burrhead · · Score: 1

    Sony is already supporting Blu-Ray. EA and Vivendi just announced they're on the Blu-Ray bandwagon as well. http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid= 6196

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    1. Re:What about the gaming industry? by ALeavitt · · Score: 1

      Even though EA and Vivendi have announced that they will support Blu-Ray, the gaming industry won't have any significant effect one way or the other. For the most part, games still come on CDs, even if they're 6 CD monsters. Some games come out on DVD, but this is more a novelty than anything else (HL2 SE.) Maybe by the time Blu-Ray has been as widely accepted as DVDs are now, games will be released on DVD. Then when super-HD ultra-high-capacity ultraviolet-ray DVDs come out, we'll see games on Blu-Ray.

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    2. Re:What about the gaming industry? by mink · · Score: 1

      From what I see in websites, only America is set in the stone age of 6 cd release games.
      The European version of a 3-5 CD (in the USA) game more often then not is available only on DVD.
      As someone who lives in North America I have taken to reducing my games from multi discs to a single DVD. Sometimes it's as easy as copying the contents of all the original media to a DVD, other times I ahve to modify the installer files to look for a single disc label.

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    3. Re:What about the gaming industry? by burrhead · · Score: 1

      I should've clarified. This was regarding Sony and it's PS3 format. They've already stated they're using Blu-Ray as the format for PS3.

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  50. Stereotypical Macho Man by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    It makes perfect sense!

    The stereotypical macho(hetero) man is unwilling to engage in sexual affairs with another man, in any form. This extends to watching porn. Thus, you're left with only women. Watching one woman masturbate is limited fun, so you have a group of them. ;).

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  51. Do ' em both at once! by SunPin · · Score: 1

    A cheap yet funny post.

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  52. From a porn store clerk's POV... by YukiKotetsu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seeing as how I used to sell this stuff in mass quantities to some of the lowliest scum on the face of the planet, all I can say is this...

    There is no reason for them embrace this new technology until it becomes mainstream and cheap. So few movies make use of the multiple camera angles , and those that do cost $59.99 (retail mind you.) They're the Jenna Jameson or (insert some triple implanted face lifted ugly skank here) movie where she's not even doing another guy, it's all solo vibrator stuff.

    If they need to put more content on there, they just put it on another DVD fairly cheaply, then hike the price up a lot. The Fashionistas was some glamourous production, coming on 4 discs. Yes, 4 discs. Just like LotR, 2 discs were movie, 1 was extra crap you'd never watch, and 1 was more extra crap you'd never watch. $79.99 retail. It's about the only movie I've seen use multiple disks for actual content that wasn't just cuts of other movies.

    Most movies that are over 60-90 minutes are just a bunch of cuts from other movies, some huge 8 hour montage.

    Not to mention bondage, those movies are a total of 30 minutes. That's it.

    $29.99 - $39.99 is the selling point price it seems for most profit. Hell, we'd sell movies we bought for $1.50 for $39.99 and people would buy them. Want to make some money? Open an adult bookstore. They raked in about $20K net profit... net... per month.

    I highly doubt they'll use the extra capacity to make a longer movie, or even put in extra angles, or much of anything else. They will move to the next gen format only when other people are using it enough to make profitable to them.

    Why?

    They are already making a lot of money without using next gen discs, without putting in extra content, and without putting in extra angles. All this is fluff that people do not care about, they just want to buy some movie that has a picture of a goat on the front.

    Yes, true story... some man wanted to rent a movie that said "Explicit material" on the front and had a picture of a goat. He asked me at least 10 times if they had sex with the goat in it, and each time I assured him it was illegal and there would be no animal sex of any kind in it. After all this, he rents it anyways just to make sure.

    f-ing sick. I'll spare you some of the more graphic stories, but let me tell you... nothing makes you more apathetic for humanity that working in a pr0n store for almost three years.

    1. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      There is no reason for them embrace this new technology until it becomes mainstream and cheap.

      Exactly. I think people forget that the adult film industry (at least for home videos) aren't exactly at the cutting edge of technology for making these films. People forget that before the switch to videotape, porno movies were mostly shot on 16 mm film, NOT on 35 mm film (that's why when some adult filmmakers tried using 35 mm film in the late 1970's it surprised a number of people in the industry).

      Thanks to relatively inexpensive "prosumer" MiniDV digital camcorders and cheap mastering of DVD's using a standard desktop computer, the adult film industry can now produce adult films in DVD format pretty cheaply. But because Blu-Ray and HD-DVD production will still cost a lot of money at least the next 3-4 years, don't expect to see adult movies in any of the high-definition DVD formats until at least 2008-2009 time frame.

    2. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      u worked there for 3 yrs, have intimate knowledge of the content, and yet everyone else is scum? hmmmmmmm

    3. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll have you know that there WAS, in fact, sex with a goat in that movie.


      And it was MAGNIFICENT!

    4. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah well 3 years later and you still haven't answered my question.

      Did they have sex with the goat or not ?

    5. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by YukiKotetsu · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, they paid me $10/hour cash and I was able to do my college schoolwork while getting paid, and program in my spare time. An investment in pr0n that paid off!

      Prime example of scum:

      4:00 am in the morning, customer walks in, browses movie boxes in another room. Nothing unusual, men will spend hours picking out porn. 5:30 am, I look at the camera, see the person looking behind him. Suspicious activity, no one looks around unless they are trying to be secretive.

      I walk back there quietly, the man is wearing sweat pants with his hand in there, while looking at a movie box with the other hand.

      I say, "Excuse me, you're going to have to leave."

      His response, "What?"

      I then say, "Your hand is in your PANTS. You have to leave." At the time of me saying this, his hand was still there.

      He pulls it out, walks into the other room with the mags and such, goes to look at a magazine as I say, "I'm going to call the police unless you leave."

      On his way out, he says to me rather angrily, "You shouldn't be looking at guys dicks anyways."

      I respond, "Well, maybe you shouldn't be wacking off in the store anyways, get the f*** out."

      Apparently he was rather pissed I didn't let him finish up or something.

      So... tell me the last time you wacked off in a pr0n store to some boxes. Now that's scum to me.

    6. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      "f-ing sick. I'll spare you some of the more graphic stories, but let me tell you... nothing makes you more apathetic for humanity that working in a pr0n store for almost three years."

      What, are you crazy??

      This stuff's gold, please more! - update your journal or something please! :)

    7. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      f-ing sick. I'll spare you some of the more graphic stories, but let me tell you... nothing makes you more apathetic for humanity that working in a pr0n store for almost three years.

      Hmm, a judgemental porn store clerk. Your real name wouldn't happen to be Randal, would it?

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    8. Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great... Now I'm scum.

  53. at least we've established that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... size really _does_ matter

    One side likes the higher capacity of Blu-ray

  54. Size Matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would the larger media be advantageous over the cheaper-to-produce media? It doesn't seem like these particular films are generally very long, nor is video quality (generally) as important.

    So what's the decision? Seems like choosing the cheaper-to-produce media is a no-brainer.

  55. 11,000 titles a year? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All kidding aside, that is a LOT of product. I wonder how much they actually make off these movies. Cant imagine they cost much to produce.

    I notice they are not too concerned about so-called piracy, and are still profitable. Or at least if they are annoyed, they havent gone public like the other members of the entertainment industry.

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    1. Re:11,000 titles a year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at least if they are annoyed, they havent gone public

      Nah, they just have Big Timmy, who comes around and "explains" to kazaa users just why they shouldn't be downloading porn they didn't pay for.

    2. Re:11,000 Titles a year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My #1 nomination for "unfortunate gay porn title I recently stumbled across":

      Mein Cock.

      Yowza.

  56. Not the case this time. by guidryp · · Score: 1

    There was significant reason for Porn Driving VHS and for DVD uptake.

    But no reason exist for Porn migrating ahead of the market this time.

    Next generation provide 2 things. 1: Better image quality and 2:capacity.

    1: Porn movies are ultra low quality, that dont' get anywhere near to quality limits of current DVD. So there is no migration because of this.

    2: Porn movies are generally quite short.

    So the porn industry is likely to stay with option 3 ( plain old DVD) long after hollywood has migrated.

    Also migration to next gen (NG) will be a slow one, there is very little incentive for the majority of people to move to NG DVD. It will be a niche product for a long time.

    1. Re:Not the case this time. by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      2: Porn movies are generally quite short.

      Actually, he meant to say porn movies are watched for short periods of time.

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  57. And why not? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    And why not, since they seem to have been the deciding factor in the success of the Betamax (and later, VHS) home VCR's and the pre-recorded tape industry.

    (Yes, people bought those pricy machines when they found out they could watch porn in the privacy of their own homes.)

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  58. Another viewpoint by IndiJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the porn industry will have little or no influence on this fight. Unlike with Betamax/VHS, the porn producers already have a cheap, ubiquitous format, and there's no way that porn is stretching the limits of DVD.

    I think computer users will influence the decision. Given a penny or two's difference in medium cost, a computer user will most likely opt for the bigger storage medium. I doubt many will have any qualms about a $50 difference between a Blu-Ray-ROM and a HD/DVD-ROM, considering the huge size difference. A number of game companies are already endorsing Blu-Ray, because they have no problem packing in extra content (the game itself and associated media, possibly in many resolutions, artwork, story boards, sound files, desktop themes etc. etc.).

    The entertainment industry is leaning towards HD/DVD for the moment, but I think that the sheer volume of Blu-Ray discs that computer users would consume (movie consumers don't buy stacks of 100 discs at a time) would force the price down to compete or beat HD/DVD. The entertainment insudtry would probably have to follow the crowd, assuming they don't jump on the bandwagon early. The porn industry would probably follow later.

    Many people are aware that the porn industry has been a major driving force in the adoption of new entertainment technologies. However, the next-gen DVD isn't exactly a new technology per se, it's just an upgrade to an existing technology. It offers pretty much nothing new to porn producers except more space, which they don't need. DVD's already have scene-selection, menus, multiple angles, soundtracks, etc. What really does the next-gen format have to offer?

    --
    It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
  59. Pr0nification by Corellon+Larethian · · Score: 1

    There's more than one side to it. I think the pr0n industry should dabble in a tiny little bit of Blu-Ray, and here's why:

    The "gonzo" genre is the largest segment of pr0n made these days. Gonzo is when the camera man is holding a little 2M pixel camcorder about 12 inches away from the "action". If anyone's ever watched the "behind the scenes" clips, the camera man is always conscious of the total amount of time he has on the video. So, if you move to high definition, you are going to have to have the technology to capture it at 1600x1200 or whatever you want, and you're going to have to be able to capture and store that video feed.

    There's a few movies, like Aurora Snow's "Wicca", where they go with special effects and actual production sets, instead of an empty distribution warehouse and a $14 Walmart mat on the floor. But like I said, most are the point-of-view. Those are the easiest to make, since you just sign up a "fresh young teen" and yell action. No script writer. No plots or CGI or anything else that slows down production time.

    They can go standard definition and put "compilations" onto Blu-Ray, which will sell very well. Mpeg4, 25gig per layer; Christ, that would be 20 hours of 720x480 pr0n per dual-layer disk!

    And they could put out a few high-definition disks, with the few movies they do that are production set material.

  60. porn will be deciding nextgen downloads by sevinkey · · Score: 1

    porn pushes through technology, and while it may decide which 2nd gen DVD we go to, what will be more interesting is which movie download services take this content and run with it.

    Most people aren't fond of going to the sex shop to pick these things up, and if you can download an HDTV quality porno in less than an hour or so, why bother?

  61. Size by Muttonhead · · Score: 1
    "Sentiment about the format rivalry varies, depending largely on the size of porn producer."

    I guess the guy with the biggest camera wins.

  62. Q: Why a new standard anyway? A: Piracy by asdren · · Score: 2, Informative

    yeah, I know we all want to watch our movies at a billion lines of resolution but the only reason I see Hollywood being so gung-ho about getting a new standard out is because DVDs are now easy to copy or you can download a DVD rip off the net. Downloading 2GB used to be a feat but in day of increasing bandwidth it's no longer unreasonable. HD-DVD or Blu-Ray would require new burners, media and a rip would be 5-7x larger.

  63. 11000 titles? by pixelbeat · · Score: 1

    Doesn't correlate with here or here

    1. Re:11000 titles? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Those estimates are from 2001. Maybe the porn industry has grown since then?

  64. Yup. by xZAQx · · Score: 2, Funny
    Manufacturing 11,000 titties a year, the industry would have a sizeable say in the debate.

    I concur.

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    We dance to all the wrong songs.
    --Refused.
  65. Blu-Ray for Porn by Vaystrem · · Score: 1

    I mean it just makes sense.... those protective cases would prevent.... contamination...

  66. Ob Coupling/Jeff quota by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like having four breasts! One pair to play with and another you borught along yourself! Brilliant!

  67. Have you been watching... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lesbian spanking inferno?

  68. Why the internet revolutionized porn by phorm · · Score: 1

    Only my personal opinion, but when I've thought about it I came down to this reasoning:

    a) Many people are shy about their porn habits or fetishes. Hence the porn gets hidden in behind your socks in the top drawer

    b) Previously, when acquiring porn, you either had to rent it (videos) or buy it from the store. This meant looking a clerk straight in the eye and having him/her know all your dirty little secrets.

    or, you could order it by mail. Which generally meant first you had to buy the magazine with the order form, 'cause they didn't generally come in National Geographic. Subsequently, if your porn didn't get stolen by the mailman (yes, I know many people for whom several of the monthly subscription mags just didn't make it to the doorstep) - then often enough people at least could see it when it arrived and again, they knew

    c) For many it's easier to hide your browser history etc from the significant other than it is to hide the stash in the sock drawer. Wives have homing beacons built in for this stuff!

    d) Fast and convenient. Magazine subscriptions take time to arrive, or you have to leave the house. If you're in the mood then the internet readily provides most content on a quick basis.

  69. After reading this thread by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I can tell we have much expertise on this topic... along with the best digital movie cameras, the best computers, the best DVD recorders...

    I bet we could really make excellent movies, too.

    All we'd need is some actresses willing to star with us in the movies, and... oh wait!

  70. Does Size Matter or Not? by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    So it's basically a question of which matters more--the size, or what you do with it.

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    Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
    -kfg
  71. Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual difference? by bonch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From what I understood, Blu-Ray continues to use MPEG-2 while HD-DVD uses MPEG-4, so HD-DVD didn't need as much space as Blu-Ray does. But looking at specs online, I see that MPEG-4 is listed as one of many codecs supported for both. It's confusing following the process of both formats.

    So am I right in saying the only technical difference between each disc is that Blu-Ray holds more data and has twice the data transfer rate? Googling for actual differences between the two, beyond vague descriptions of "differing manufacturing processes," is difficult. Based on the assumptions above, Blu-Ray appears to be the superior format. I just want the absolute most superior movie format for posterity's sake.

    When you get right down to it, which format is the best?

  72. Would they really want higher capacity? by glorf · · Score: 1

    Sure 50 gigs would give them more "creative expression", but that is going to be more expensive to produce. But the bigger issue is cutting into impulse buying and repeat sales. Consider 9 hours of content. It is going to be much easier to sell it as 9 1 hour DVDs at $15 than to sell 1 9 hour DVD at even $100. Look at the VHS porn you can see today. I don't think most porn movies last as long as regular feature films and porn titles with sequels in the double digits is not uncommon.

    Then consider the biological part of the equation. How many people are going to last through 9 hours? A porn longer than 3 hours is most likely overkill for the vast majority of consumers.

  73. Didn't rewind? by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of when I worked at a video/music store to pay for college. We used to get a kick out of seeing how far into the porns people got. The gals were very disappointed in a couple of otherwise decent looking guys when they brought back theirs with only ~10 mins watched. One guy even got in trouble for mocking someone to their face. He wasn't the brightest of fellows.

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    _damnit_

    It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
  74. Yeah, pretty much. by Thu25245 · · Score: 1

    I agree that it was an oversimplification.

    Looking at old magazines from the time, you get a different perspective. When the two formats were first introduced, (very early 80s) Betamax had a slight edge in quality over VHS. However, by the mid 80s, VHS had basically caught up in quality. As nearly as I can tell, had Beta won the format wars, we wouldn't have any better picture quality from our analog recordings than we do now. The idea that we're all watching inferior-quality recordings today because the superior technology lost is pretty much bunk.

  75. Adult World? by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

    I worked in a porn shop for 2 days. One day was a short one for training. The next was the grave shift in a 24hr spank shop. They wanted me to clean the arcade stalls and I just couldn't. Why people have to play games like "see who can shoot the highest on the wall" is beyond me. I quit when the manager came in the next morning. [He had to clean the stalls.]

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    _damnit_

    It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
    1. Re:Adult World? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quit when the manager came in the next morning

      No kidding. It's bad enough having to clean up after the punters; when your boss is contributing to the mess too it's time to quit.

  76. Re:If you want to get an idea of just how big porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I watched HBO's Pornucopia on On Demand too.

    Mostly nasty, as are all of HBO's sexumentaries.

    Why is only the nastiest basement-of-Walmart porn available on cable? And the pay stuff is the worst. The same 6 fugly bodies slapping their meat to bad music. blech.

    There are so many young nubile bodies on the internet just dying to usurp the cable nasties.

  77. Simple Math by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    For a heterosexual male:

    Hetero Sex
    Naked Woman: +1
    Naked Man: -1 or 0
    Sexual Act: +1
    --------------------
    Total: +1 or +2

    Lesbian Sex
    Naked Woman: +1
    Naked Woman: +1
    Sexual Act: +1
    --------------------
    Total: +3

    Lesbians: It's ALL good!

    --
    "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
  78. 11,000 Titles a year? by catdevnull · · Score: 2, Funny


    Holy Coitus Interuptus, Batman! I'm not amazed at the volume as much as I as am amazed about the creativity behind actually titling that many porn movies.

    I imagine a brain storming session migh go like this:
    "Bob, what do we have for this week?"
    "Well, Tony, we have 4 girl on girl releases, 2 double penetration features, 3 gay features, and a couple of light one-on-one featurettes for cable."
    "What are we going with?"
    "Glad you asked, Tony. Right now, we've got Hair Pie Tango II, Bushmasters, Vagitarians from Outer Space, and Lesbian Luau; for the 2 on 1s, we have Git-R-Done and Heads or Tails?; for the gay demographics, we've got Mandango, Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, and Bunghole Burglars III. For the cable features, we're going with Flesh Fetish and Return to Blue Lagoon II.
    "Great. We'll get 'em to graphics for the cover design and then send over to marketing..."

    --

    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  79. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...don't you mean "for posterior's sake"?

  80. The answer should be obvious... by paranode · · Score: 1

    It's not about attitudes towards homosexuality as a lifestyle, it's about straight men being attracted to women. They want to see them naked and having sex. Whether that's with a man or woman is irrelevant most of the time. It depends on what turns them on, the nakedness and pleasuring of females (mostly lesbian fetish) or the act of sex itself (mostly man w/ woman). What they don't want to see is men sticking their schlongs up other guys' rear ends, that should be pretty obvious to deduce.

  81. directing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason why mainstream movies don't have multiple camera angles isn't because they aren't willing to adopt the technology- its just that its not very useful for what they are trying to accomplish. Setting up a shot artistically from one angle is challenging enough in itself. Setting up shots that work from three different angles would either be extremely difficult and time consuming or would involve some serious compromises. Its not quite as simple as porn where photographic direction only matters insofar as it keeps the goods in the shot.

  82. Any one of them by jchuillier · · Score: 1

    As long as it's "liquidproof" and can we wiped with a paper napkin for next use

  83. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by jo42 · · Score: 1

    > I just want the absolute most superior movie format for posterity's sake.

    But you listen to MP3s, correct?

  84. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Listen to MP3s? Sure. Store them as MP3s for archival purposes? Of course not. But what you use and what you store for posterity's sake are not the same.

  85. Amatuers popular because it seems real by swb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Very early porn had verisimilitude because there was no porn industry and the only people who could appear in it were amatuers or at best prostitutes. Even 1950s Playboys and stag stuff was more amateur than professional, and this was true up until the 1970s when plastic surgery and porno production improved and there was a desire to make the women (and the men) "more perfect".

    This went on until the women ALL had "perfect" (if often cartoonish) breasts, all the men had huge cocks and could cum like a fire hose. After a while it just stops seeming real -- the people are too perfect and the action was so predictable and soullessly acted, leaving people to not believe these people are ACTUALLY having sex.

    I think this is what largely drives amateur popularity.. It seems like they're really having sex not putting on a performance, and the people involved are like people you've had sex with or interact with, adding to the voyeurism. It's more real.

    I also think the lack of verisimilitude in traditional modern porn had a lot to with the rise of "ultracore" stuff (fake rapes, S&M, etc) -- the soulless performances led people to want something that was more emotionally compelling, even if it was for the "wrong" reasons.

  86. It is all about money. by dgerman · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    " Hollywood has begun lining up on both sides of the battle as they have watched the growth of DVDs slow. They will want a new standard in place soon, to accelerate again."

    What everybody in the movie industry wants is a way to "resell" you content. We are the losers, but it is self inflicted pain. After all, we "buy" their sale speeches. We go an buy that movie once more! The new movies will probably be no cheaper than the current ones, even if their cost is cheaper to manufacture.

    The new Music formats have not been very successful. I for one will not buy my music again (I replaced around 40 vynil albums).

    The movie industry is very foolish by not embracing one format. They are spreading FUD to the movie buyer. People will not know that format will be the winner and will be reluctant to buy any. If they had a gram of brain, they will align with Sony (SOny will not alinn with anybody else) and say, screw the other. Let us unity against those stupid idiots (the consumers) who will buy "whatever" we feed them (after all how do you explain that movies such as "Dude where is my car" can even sell a copy!

  87. What about video codecs? by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 1

    I would have thought that it'd be the in the best interests of the porno industry to invest in digital video technology.

    Think about it, if these sites could offer movie downloads of the same quality but at a tenth of the size, think of the money they'd save in saved bandwidth!

    Maybe I think too highly of porn mongers but have they not heard of the saying: "You have to spend money to make money"?

  88. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is aboslutely correct. Most porn is e.g. the pizza man coming over to find a lesbian party and getting his dick sucked 8 times. I don't care for sex in movies, but I don't have a problem with it because most of the time it is between two characters who love each other. The guy isn't doing it just so he can shoot a load on some slut's face. Not that I'm saying porn is better or worse than violence; I just think that the vast majority of porn is not about "love" or "creating life". With regards to violence, sometimes it is the only effective means to achieve something (revolutions, some wars, etc). But again, it is mostly portrayed being used to do wrong things for the wrong reasons. The world is a violent place, so for the most part I don't have a problem with violence. There is a lot of love in the world, too. While I do know people who have loving sex with their partners, I don't know anybody who's ever delivered a pizza to a lesbian lovefest.

  89. Re:Porn has always played a big role in technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, I don't get it. Were you trying to be funny?

  90. Your point being? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just love the smell of smug slashdotters in the morning.

  91. Warm Fuzzy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It gives me a warm fuzzy to think Disney's DVD standard might be dictated by the porn industry.

  92. Content, content, content by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Why go to larger format media when your average porn movie won't fill up today's DVD. If you're lucky the movie will be slightly longer than 60 minutes. Without additional content, there's no need for larger formats. Porn is so formulaic that the length of the movies will never change. Who the hell is going to sit passively through a four hour porn movie? Thus, except for sets of old material, there's not much need for larger formats.

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  93. Mark Cuban on HD porn. by Aspherical+Cow · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else remember Morgan Webb's interview of Mark Cuban where he said that HD porn was pretty gross?

    1. Re:Mark Cuban on HD porn. by b0neman · · Score: 1

      I only remember that my pants were down at the time and that I was staring at Morgan's breasts for the whole interview. But I guess I do that all the time anyway so it could have happened anywhere...

    2. Re:Mark Cuban on HD porn. by pappy97 · · Score: 1

      I also remember to tape The Sex Files every Monday night/Tuesday morning on Mark Cuban's HDNET.

      It's closest thing I can get to free HD porn, and it's nice.

  94. IP v6? by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    Suddenly, there is a hope ... Just imagine the headline:

    "In todays' news: Porn Industry mulls moving to IP v6".

    (substitute IP v6 with Linux, Ogg Vorbis, Firefox, ... yum-yum. Our lives are saved by Porn Industry.)

  95. So who's going to win? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
    A lot of 4 and 5 modded comments on this story, and not one of them discussing who will actually win. Is it really necessary to have so many highly modderated comments saying "yes, the porn industry is very influential"?

    So who will win? Will it be the larger producers who favour Blu-ray or the smaller ones who favour HD-DVD? I'd say that size matters and Blu-ray will win.

    1. Re:So who's going to win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although HD-DVD is "cheaper" to produce, I agree with you. Blu-Ray will win. There is too large a disparity of performance and technology for it to lose.

      HD-DVD is the Betamx of 2005. We were still using BBS's in the 1980's; the analogy is no longer valid. The superior format will win this time.

      That is, if Sony doesn't completely fuck it away and make proprietary players and recorders and production processes. They've had a string of that shit, just this past decade.

  96. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by bonch · · Score: 1

    For entertainment, I do. But for archival purposes, I buy the CD and rip it to a FLAC file using EAC. I just want the absolute best format to be watching my movies in. I hate the idea that I'm missing out on so much visual detail in today's low-resolution, blurry DVDs, and I want the closest theatrical experience possible--whichever format permits the closest to that will be the one I want to support.

  97. 11,000 titles a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The jokes sort of write themselves.

  98. Re:Porn has always played a big role in technology by nyri · · Score: 1

    They have been heavily involved in the development and early adopters of: online credit card transactions, streaming video/webcams, VHS, multi-angle DVDs, pop-up ads, affiliate programs, pay-per-view, 900 #s, geo-targetting... the list goes on.

    You know those little statues they dig from excavation sites? Yeah, you know them. Thousands of years old ladies with big breasts and some weird dudes with XXXXXXL dicks.

    Algologists tell us something like this: "Well, here we have a goddess of fertility. It seems that this cavemen community worshipped God with human body, specially a female body with 'fertile' body." Bollocks, I say. It's ancient porn!

    So there you got it. Porn was the driving force even behind the art of sculpture making.

  99. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by jimicus · · Score: 1

    I just want the absolute most superior movie format for posterity's sake.

    If your chosen format doesn't take off, many films won't get released on it. So it doesn't much matter how superior it is.

  100. size by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    One side likes the higher capacity of Blu-ray...

    Porn industry... size matters... there's a joke in there somewhere.

  101. Seriously, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With the exception of few women, I don't think that bigger, sharper movies are better. Some blurriness keeps the fantasy nice and clean. Additionally, have you seen the kind of actors porn attracts? It's no wonder guys like lesbian porn. Remove the hairy, sweaty, fat guys and you get many times better porns. I don't wanna see them in high definition, thank you very much.

    1. Re:Seriously, though... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Of course, you can tell how much of a chick flick a movie is just by looking at how out-of-focus the cover art is on the case.

      --

      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  102. Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, so filming the scene with bad lighting using a home video camera from Best Buy wasn't the reason I can't see what's going on. It's the fact that DVD technology isn't up to the task of conveying your masterpiece into my TV.

    DVD is OK for watching the latest Hollywood blockbusters filmed by experts using the latest and greatest equipment, but Mister ButtFreak's masterful cinematography skillz and trusty Kodak hand-held produce art on a level that DVD is just not able to convey.

  103. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    This is what I thought was the difference also (MP2 vs MP4) however like you mentioned, they seem to support both codecs.

    I wonder though what Sony is actually recommending in the blu-ray format for hardware manufacturers and movie manufacturers to use.

    In my personal opinion using MPEG2 is just plain silly when they have MP4 at their disposal.

    Also, I hear blu-ray is more complex and expensive to manufacture, although there's been news announcements (I think) from both camps mentioning "hybrid" dvd and blu-ray (or HD-DVD) discs now, which is a good crossover point.

  104. 3D Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still waiting for 3D porn. Picture it if you will. Pornstar will large erection does the money shot at the camera. In 3D it would be cummin straight at you. Duck!

  105. reactionary: not exactly what you think it means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say they're reactionaries, but a reactionary is ( An opponent of progress or liberalism; an extreme conservative. ).

    Roget's gives a few antonyms for visionary:
    mindless, stale, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, unoriginal, untalented, actual, authentic, factual, genuine, honest, real, truthful, down-to-earth, practical, pragmatic, realistic.

    And my favorite: myopic or near-sighted. As for the industry, I'd say they're either pragmatic or realistic. Or single-minded.

    How Ironic, that they're single-minded about making money while all the rest of us are single-minded about getting laid. (Power, sex and money are the 3 greatest motivators, I was taught. Strangely, I'm more motivated by knowledge than Power or money.)

  106. From an employment perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to do credit card verification scripts for porn sites, and we were basically "the" first site to embrace SMS billing. During our trial run, we had 10 to 20 *thousand* people send anonymous sms's to our sms gateway, and we reverse billed the replies at about three pounds fifty a piece.

    It just goes to show, if you can build it, there's a tug-happy chap who'll pay for it.

  107. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't they just make a 10 hour VHS tape and be done with it?

  108. advice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My wife and I had the trial subscription to that. It took forever for the movies to arrive (well actually eight days even when they were classified as available for immediate shipping) and then when they did finally arrive one of them was so badly scratched that it did not play. Seems like you have some experience with the wanted list. Is it better than this? Are problems like this common? We were thinking of getting a subscription, but if this is how it usually works then it is not worth it.

    On a related note, usually when we would rent porn before we would try to get something with 'plot'. Well porn plot is not exactly academy awards material, so when we tried out the wanted list we decided to get one with plot and one that was just totally out there. We got Double Anal Plugged (that link is definitely NOT safe for work) and it was the best time we ever had watching smut. She just loved the outtakes, nothing like money shots in eye, just funny stuff like the guys worried about if he might have any kids he does not know about, and all the really outrageously silly dialog (with very thick Eastern European accents in this case that were impossible not to laugh to). Oh and about the almost constant sex scenes, wow we never knew it was humanly possible to do what we were watching... So do you have any suggestions of other movies along those lines?

    1. Re:advice... by slaker · · Score: 1

      Wantedlist discs take about 4 days to ship to and from my home. I haven't gotten a bad disc or a disc that would not play from that service in a couple years of membership - I'm on the "Clarence Thomas" 8 at a time plan - and I keep a full queue to avoid delays in shipping.

      There are some movies I wish they'd carry - oddly, I wish they had a better selection of softer stuff and more legitimate lesbian porn (my ex- and her partner borrow discs from me...), but they seem to have tons of the sort of thing you indicate enjoying.

      I'm not a fan of the gonzo stuff or the compilation disc, so I don't have any meaningful recommendations for you, moviewise.

      --
      -- I wanna decide who lives and who dies - Crow T. Robot, MST3K
    2. Re:advice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also tend to prefer interesting overtly sexually explicit movies to run of the mill garbage. AVN does a decent job at making it possible to find something. Classics that I own - Zazel (Almost perfect, but for the awful voice used for the voiceover, really lovely to watch), Cafe Flesh (post-apocalyptic scenario, very artistic), Sex Freaks, and a few others (I tend to be partial to VCA). Multi-angle stuff - try Summer Orgy 2 as it was one of the first released and in my opinion pretty good, but for the discolored second angle. Ah, also "hardcore european schoolgirls". No, it's not your typical barely legal ugly crap, fun stuff for a change and pretty damn instructional set around a sex school, at least my wife learned a few things :-).

      I am pretty picky, but that's my top selection out of some 20 titles that I own.

      Enjoy :-)

  109. Why not ONE line? by Carthag · · Score: 1

    That looks a bit like this:

    curl -e "http://www.my-thumbs.com/" -f "http://www.my-thumbs.com/ne-[10-86]/[01-16].jpg" -o "ne-#1-#2.jpg"

    Is there any particular reason for using a huge shell script and wget?

  110. one place where e-books HAVE taken off by alizard · · Score: 1
    If you're into SF, check out the Baen Books Free Library.

    A whole lot of free content from name writers' backlists, and if you're read the first several books in a series and you want to read the new one which is on sale, they will be very happy to sell it to you, either in dead tree or electronic formats.

    NO DRM, and standard word processor document formats

    I personally have purchased several books in electronic format from them that I probably wouldn't have bought otherwise.

    Go check it out.

    1. Re:one place where e-books HAVE taken off by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      hehehehehehe....

      I've already dropped several hundred at webscriptions. I own about 60% of the months. They're the only electronic format that I'll buy. I love reading books in HTML.

      I installed a "secure" reader once, it FUBAR'd my system until I removed it. Never again. It didn't even have a bookmark feature!

      --
      I don't read AC A human right
  111. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen by flumps · · Score: 1

    The new format is called a Blu-ray Disc because a blue laser is able to cram more data onto discs than the red rays currently used.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/new_med ia /1829241.stm

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