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  1. Why don't they invent the moron proof forest? on Project Grizzly Bear-Proof Suit Up For Auction · · Score: 1

    Every time a bear attacks a human they track the bear down and kill it. Should we really be training bears to attack human shaped things?

  2. Re:Odd... on Earthlings: Ugly Bags of Mostly Water · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No kidding! What's the Klingon word for: Non Sequitur?

  3. Re:The real reason Word "won": on The War Of The Word · · Score: 1

    That's cool.

    I apologize for the crappy, see-through paper the manual was printed on. It was a cost saving measure that, in my opinion, went way too far.

  4. Re:The real reason Word "won": on The War Of The Word · · Score: 1

    They had a head start by years.

    How fast do you think a software company can write a GUI database application? Access was being developed parallel to the development of Windows.

    There's no way a thrid-party company could have competed.

  5. Re:The real reason Word "won": on The War Of The Word · · Score: 1

    I'm aware of that suit too. ...and yes, the pot in Santa Cruz is very good.

  6. Re:The real reason Word "won": on The War Of The Word · · Score: 1

    I've worked in the industry, that it's evidently your hobby to follow, for over 20 years.

    I worked for Borland when all the software companies made the switch to Windows development.

    Why would you want someone you just called insane and silly to look something up for you.

    If you can't be civil, go fuck yourself!

  7. The real reason Word "won": on The War Of The Word · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you write a GUI OS and don't give developers from competing companies any info about the OS you get to market first, and win.

    Anyone remember Sprint by Borland? Of course you don't.

    It's also the reason Access took over and not Paradox.

    oh... It had more than a little to do with why no one uses Quattro by Borland also.

    Borland's first line of Windows versions of their software had to be developed with VERY little knowledge of the Windows API.

    It's funny that he doesn't mention any of the lawsuit wars that went on between MS and Borland when Windows first came out.

    They sued Borland over having drop-down menus in their products... and won.

  8. Re:The CA problem was garbage in - garbage out on Open Voting at OSCON · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's NOT what happened in California.
    The software itself didn't work.
    Diabold has now admitted it didn't work and apologized for it.
    California should sue Diabold.
    Cruz Bustemente should sue California and the governator should be recalled.

  9. Linux doesn't work with incompatible hardware? on Linux's Achilles Heel Apparently Revealed · · Score: 1

    The hell you say?

    Buy a fucking sound card that isn't compatible with Windows and it won't work in Windows either.

    How 'bout bitching out your harware vendor instead?

    Yet another dumbass that somehow has credit as an expert.

  10. Let's include high prices in there. on 2003 CD Sales Officially Down 7.6 Percent · · Score: 1

    A CD costs about $2.00 (at most) to produce, unless the music industry is completely incompitent (snicker). Why do they retail for $18.00?

  11. Why waste your time... on 'Civilization on Mars' Claims Debunked · · Score: 1

    Why waste your time debunking an obvious crackpot?

    I'd be willing to bet there IS life on Mars... bacterial at best, but I bet it's there.

  12. Re:in one word on What Differentiates Linux from Windows? · · Score: 1

    "I have a Windows XP and Windows 2000 machine at work and haven't seen the BSOD in a looonnngggg time."

    I have 100's of them (that I have to maintain) and from my experience I can honestly say Windows 2000 is the best OS Microsoft has ever produced (but, remeber what I'm comparing it to).

    XP on the other hand is the biggest, most bloated piece of crap they've ever produced so 2000 must have been a fluke.

  13. I wonder if... on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it will suck as much as The Matrix Reloaded.

  14. Re:China on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 1

    Actually you're thinking of YKK (Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha) out of Japan not YYK out of China.

    But thanks for playing.

  15. Re:China on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 1

    Absolutely! We should immediately vaporise the manufacturer of 99% of the products on the planet.

    Evil entities like the YYK zipper factory should be put very high on the list of targets.

    (this was meant to be funny... let's see if it gets modded that way)

  16. GOOD! on WB Cancels Angel · · Score: 1

    Angel was taking up a really good time slot for yet another infomercial about people's reaking feet, or miricle food processing device that can replace a two dollar knife.

  17. Now they can drop their prices! on Apple Now Debt Free, Says Internal Memo · · Score: 1

    I'd love to have a G4 system... but there's no way I'm paying what they've been asking for them.

  18. Re:Here's some of it.... on Windows 2000 & Windows NT 4 Source Code Leaks · · Score: 2, Funny

    What! No GOTO's?

  19. Re:Why stop with M$? on TVI to Sue Over MS Autoplay Feature · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't a toaster have the same functionality?

  20. Inevitable bad joke... on Learn How to Program Using Any Web Browser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where can I download the "Any" browser?

  21. Re:Ctrl-Alt-Del sent to mars... on Spirit 'Will Be Perfect Again' · · Score: 1

    "shutdown -r now, sent to Mars" was nowhere near as funny.

  22. Ctrl-Alt-Del sent to mars... on Spirit 'Will Be Perfect Again' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Woo-hoo!

    Glad to hear Spirit will be feeling herself again.

  23. Re:Dear Linux professionals on Congressional Committee Approves Database Bill · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hope this is a joke.

    I'd hate to think the state of our military's infrastructure is in the hands of someone so stupid he thinks he's going to get an answer to this question after he mis-posted it to a discussion that has nothing to do with linux or is too fucking dumb to uninstall an RPM.

    rpm -e python dumbass!

    (You should not include the "dumbass!" portion of the above line when you try to uninstall.)

  24. So... on United Linux Dead · · Score: 1

    They're screwing their customers and their partners?

  25. Attempt at drilling Mars rock goes horribly wrong on Spirit Rover Communications Error · · Score: 1

    Turns out all the rocks on Mars are made out of TNT. ...drill extended ...looking for life ...

    (Come on Spirit! Hope you're not fubar)