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TVI to Sue Over MS Autoplay Feature

scubacuda links to this Infoworld article, which reads in part "TVI charges Microsoft's autoplay feature infringes on four of its U.S. patents. TV Interactive Data Corp. (TVI) of Los Gatos, California, claims that Microsoft infringes on four of its U.S. patents, three entitled 'host device equipped with means for starting a process in response to detecting insertion of a storage media' and one entitled 'method for starting up a process automatically on insertion of a storage media into a host device.", writing "I hope no one has a patent on the shift key, because that's what I hit when I insert a CD. (That is, when I haven't already edited the registry)" Wouldn't automount / autofs fall under the same shadow?

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  1. Why stop with M$? by Matey-O · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Mac has a 'detect on auto insert' for as long as it's had a floppy drive! (IIRC, the Amiga did too.)

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    1. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yup, the amiga would automatically load the 'disk-validator' executable from a floppy when it was inserted. Some pesky viruses took advantage of this mechanism too.

    2. Re:Why stop with M$? by cbreaker · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's what I was thinking.

      I really hope lawsuits like this don't get upheld... but sometimes they are and sometimes they aren't.

      Auto-insert notification is such a simple thing, it's been in computers forever (and in microsoft land since '95) and just now the lawsuit?

      The worst part is that these patents keep being passed, over and over.. we need some technical people in the patent offices, not temps making $7 an hour.

      Whatever. It's just another case of "let people use it until it becomes vital and you can make a bundle of money, then sue."

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    3. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read it, its "Insert and Run an application."

      Either way, this lawsuit is still quite stupid.

    4. Re:Why stop with M$? by dnoyeb · · Score: 5, Funny

      How the 8-track? It starts playing when the tapes are inserted.

      Didn't SCSI have the cd-inserted data signal long ago? What was SCSI doing with it? or does MAC use SCSI?

    5. Re:Why stop with M$? by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Funny

      > IIRC, the Amiga did too.

      Yes, it did. That rhythmic clicking as it probed for a disk haunts me to this day.

      On the A500 it wasn't too bad but on the big boxy 2000 it was like someone kicking off a bass drum every few seconds. ;)

    6. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you define as an application? Something must run when you put the disk inside the drive on a Mac. An application doesn't have to be something that pops up and the user sees.

    7. Re:Why stop with M$? by robslimo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's enough prior art here to toss in out, IMO.

      While it's a common practice for these patent vultures to prey on the small, cash poor "infringers", counting on a quick settlement, I don't understand why they'd tackle microsoft. MSFT has the legal guns to back this thing all the way to invalidation of the patent, if they want. I guess they might just figure it's cheaper to fork over a pay-off, but I wouldn't and I doubt Mssr. Gates will, either.

    8. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nope. It would only load the disk-validator if the filesystem was damaged. (i.e. you took the disk out during write)

    9. Re:Why stop with M$? by R.Caley · · Score: 5, Informative
      They are claiming a specific way of aranging auto-run, so it may be that (one of) Windows methods infringes, but Apple's doesn't.

      5,597,307
      6,418,532

      Of course, it fails the obviousness test, but since the USPO has aparently interpereted this test to be `obvious to somoene who doesn't know what a computer is and has no problem solving ability at all'...

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    10. Re:Why stop with M$? by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1

      It's still a stupid patent - even though it has the chance to screw MS, like the Eolas thing. Time to take the high road and realize that just because something can be bad for MS doesn't mean it can't be bad for us, too. ;)

    11. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would it load an executable from a disk it's trying to validate because it's probably broken?

    12. Re:Why stop with M$? by molafson · · Score: 1

      Yup, the amiga would automatically load the 'disk-validator' executable from a floppy when it was inserted. Some pesky viruses took advantage of this mechanism too

      Yeah, the only virus I ever saw on a Mac was called something like "Auto-Insert Worm," which I found on a Mac-formatted Zip disk. Oh, but there was also that viral Quark Xtension called "Pasteboard XT."

    13. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SGI IRIX (yeah, barely relevant these days) has "mediad", which has been doing this since before microsoft implemented the feature.

    14. Re:Why stop with M$? by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      If it's in SGI Irix, I think that by definition, it would be considered "prior art" to just about anything used today.

    15. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Later versions of AmigaOS had the validator in rom.

    16. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of Mac users got Autostart 9805 from a CD that came with MacAddict magazine back in May or June of 1998.

    17. Re:Why stop with M$? by ivanmarsh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Doesn't a toaster have the same functionality?

    18. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still a stupid patent - even though it has the chance to screw MS, like the Eolas thing. Time to take the high road and realize that just because something can be bad for MS doesn't mean it can't be bad for us, too. ;)
      That's not the high road. That's the low road of self-preservation.

    19. Re:Why stop with M$? by ZeeTeeKiwi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't understand why they'd tackle microsoft. MSFT has the legal guns to back this thing all the way to invalidation of the patent, if they want. I guess they might just figure it's cheaper to fork over a pay-off, but I wouldn't and I doubt Mssr. Gates will, either.

      Think like Microsoft for a moment...

      Hmmmm, if we pay these guys off, that might validate the patent in everyone's eyes, and then Linux won't be able to have automount...

      Hmmmm, how much are they wanting? Cheap at twice the price!

    20. Re:Why stop with M$? by Dielectric · · Score: 1
      Of course, it fails the obviousness test, but since the USPO has aparently interpereted this test to be `obvious to somoene who doesn't know what a computer is and has no problem solving ability at all'...


      Nice. If I had mod points, I'd give you a funny.
    21. Re:Why stop with M$? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Suing microsoft is like entering the lottery. The odds are strongly against you, but if you win, the payout is usually pretty big.

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    22. Re:Why stop with M$? by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The rule the USPO uses for obviousness is "Could a person with mediocre talent, and completely lacking in creativity, come up with the same thing?" So yes, you are more or less right. And that has ALWAYS been the rule, since patents were first instituted.

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    23. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that. I also remember the anti-worm-worm that was developed to fix it. Used the same auto-executing vulnerability.

      Just sublime.

    24. Re:Why stop with M$? by junklight · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its a shame you can't patent business processes - because you could patent getting an obvious patent. Sitting on it for a while until the practice had become widespread and then sueing everyone.

    25. Re:Why stop with M$? by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

      I sounds like that patent would cover all the old catridge-based systems that would execute code as soon as you put in the cartridge. It may not have worked...but it recognized and loaded it (or attempted to load it.) right away.

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    26. Re:Why stop with M$? by SonicBurst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not to mention all those Palm Pilots that run code when you insert an SD card.

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    27. Re:Why stop with M$? by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Mac didn't always have an "AutoPlay" type of feature.

      But there was a tricky cleaver way to get code to execute upon mere insertion of a floppy disk! (Yes, I mean even back in the old days, like 1984.)

      Write a new WDEF. (A window defProc.) Put it into the resource of the Desktop file on the floppy disk. Make it have the same wdef ID as the standard system wdef, that is zero. Write your WDEF so that the window borders, title bar, frame, etc. that it draws looks pixel-perfect clone of the standard wdef.

      Now insert the floppy disk. The Finder puts the floppy disks Desktop file on the resource chain ahead of the System file. When it tries to access wdef 0 to display a new window on the screen, it finds and executes your wdef code. Yours displays window borders and controls like normal, but can optionally have a payload that executes as well.

      Of course, when you ejected your floppy disks, you needed to leave the window open so that when the next user inserts the floppy, it opens the same window in the same position on the screen. The act of drawing the window is what triggers your wdef, simply by virtue of it being on the resource chain.

      It has been a long, looooong time. But I believe that this mechanism was the basis of the very first Macintosh virus, the WDEF virus.

      Anyway, a nice way to "AutoPlay" code of your choice. Before Apple closed the loophole.

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    28. Re:Why stop with M$? by great_flaming_foo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Its a shame you can't patent business processes - because you could patent getting an obvious patent. Sitting on it for a while until the practice had become widespread and then sueing everyone.

      Its a good idea but it wouldn't work. There WAY too much prior art for even the patent office to miss it.... Unless they have replaced all the patent reviewers with monkeys!

    29. Re:Why stop with M$? by AmicoToni · · Score: 1

      It could also be done on older systems. On the C64, I wrote a small program that polled the "write protect" sensor. Because of the physical shape of 5 1/4 floppies, the line would change with a predictable pattern whenever a disk was inserted, enough to trigger an arbitrary action in response.

    30. Re:Why stop with M$? by junklight · · Score: 1

      "Unless they have replaced all the patent reviewers with monkeys!"

      Nah - sharp as razors I've heard.

      Oh, wait a minute....

    31. Re:Why stop with M$? by saden1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Only M$ will make it self look like a prime target for every stupid company that has a patent. When someone sues you, you take it seriously and if it is a bogus patent you have to make stand right there and then otherwise you will open yourself up to a lot more litigation.

      Besides, Linux and the Open Source Community has Free Software Foundation. Plus, I'm sure Redhat, Novel, and IBM has vested interest in seeing Linux grow and won't site idle while shitty companies (ala SCO) tries to extort money from the open source community and its user base.

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    32. Re:Why stop with M$? by Catfisherman · · Score: 1

      $7 dollars an hour?? I'll have you know I make $7.25 an hour :P ps: buy my lunch for a week and I'll give you the patent for air

    33. Re:Why stop with M$? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hmmmm, if we pay these guys off, that might validate the patent in everyone's eyes, and then Linux won't be able to have automount...

      Then neither would Palm PDAs, VCRs that start playing as soon as a tape is inserted, and DVD players that autoplay the DVD when inserted.

      They tackle MS because MS would just fork out the dough to settle rather than litigate to the bitter end. Just because TVI attempts to tackle MS doesn't necessarily mean TVI will go after Palm, Sony, Toshiba, etc...they probably just assume that MS will settle the quickest--maximum return (settlement) on investment (litigation costs).

      It's extortion, IMHO. If they were serious about defending their patent against all sorts of prior art, then they would have issued multiple lawsuits MANY YEARS AGO when autoplay was first introduced.

      From the article:
      Microsoft is the defendant in more than 30 patent cases, but only three are listed in Friday's filing. The others are the high-profile case brought by Eolas Technologies Inc. and the University of California over Internet Explorer and a case brought by InterTrust Technologies Corp. over DRM (Digital Rights Management) and other technologies.

      Ever really wonder how much of this litigation is based on good-faith belief of true infringement, and how much is picking on the "rich kid of the block?" "Hey, MS has really deep pockets, maybe of we bug them enough they'll give us money to go away."

      Sometimes I think this is a non-trivial percentage of the suits brought on MS. Not to say that MS hasn't infringed (they may very well have do so, voluntarily or otherwise) but they are a corn-fed, juicy target for carnivorous teams of attorneys looking for a quick settlement.

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    34. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, the fun thing is that I dug out my pile of Amiga related hardware recetly, and found I have a few complete machines, including an a500 (with memory + clock expansion) with a530 turbo board, and an a2000...

      I don't know what drive you had in that a2000, but mine is extremely silent.

      Anyway, there are some nice programs around to shutup the clicking drives.. despite what commodore believed it seemed, the drives did have a perfecly working sensor that would tell if there was a disk change without need to check for a disk every second or so.

      Back to the patent case... how about the original PC booting from a floppy? I am pretty sure that MS has some prior art themselves in this, and the peopel suing them are pretty stupid to try.

    35. Re:Why stop with M$? by ryanjensen · · Score: 1
      Then neither would Palm PDAs, VCRs that start playing as soon as a tape is inserted, and DVD players that autoplay the DVD when inserted.

      Well, you have to stop and think for a moment about whether we're talking about a concept or a method for autoplay. Although the USPTO has been known to make mistakes from time to time, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't issue a patent for a simple concept, i.e. inserting media and automatically playing it on any kind of electronic device.

      No, the odds are better that the USPTO granted patents for specific methods of implementing autoplay on computers, which Microsoft may or may not be infringing.

    36. Re:Why stop with M$? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "host device equipped with means for starting a process in response to detecting insertion of a storage media"

      So this patent covers coffee machines which start pouring coffee when you put the pot [storage device] in?

    37. Re:Why stop with M$? by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1

      MAC used to use SCSI. Now you can use any old Western Digital type IDE in a MAC np. (SCSI still supported.)

    38. Re:Why stop with M$? by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The rule the USPO uses for obviousness is "Could a person with mediocre talent, and completely lacking in creativity, come up with the same thing?"

      Clearly they are applying lower test than that in IT, presumably due to lack of staff with clues about this area.

      Eg, the Amazon one-click patent was awarded for what anyone who knew the technology involved would have suggested as the first idea which came to mind: the IT equivalent of giving a patent for `using screws to attach things to the wall'.

      In the case at hand they seem to have awarded a patent for someone realising that the way to know what to run when a disk is inserted is to put the thing to be executed, or a pointer to it, on the disk with a known name. I don't think anyone could seriously claim that comeing up with that required creativity.

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    39. Re:Why stop with M$? by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      10 says you're wrong and it is just the concept.

      Hard to believe the US patent system is that stupid, but it is.

    40. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The state lottery! Where everybody wins!

      (actual odds of winning 1 in 300 billion)

    41. Re:Why stop with M$? by hippycow · · Score: 1

      My first girlfriend had this functionality! Perhaps she patented it, because my wife doesn't seem to...

    42. Re:Why stop with M$? by vivian · · Score: 1

      I think sunbeam can show prior art - I have a chrome & bakelite 1955 Sunbeam Toaster. You drop bread in slot 1, and it lowers slowly & toasts automatically.

    43. Re:Why stop with M$? by FreakWent · · Score: 1

      So do VCRs and ATMs and god knows what else.

      Of course, I didn't RTFP, so maybe it only applies to computers, but an ATM would be pretty close, surely.

    44. Re:Why stop with M$? by Pikhq · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, you can patent business processes. Even though it is dubious, it has happened before.

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    45. Re:Why stop with M$? by Blackknight · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's Mac, not MAC.

    46. Re:Why stop with M$? by Technician · · Score: 1

      Doesn't a toaster have the same functionality?

      I must have gotten a cheap toaster. Mine doesn't have that feature. After putting the bread in the slot, I have to push down the start key on the end of the toaster. The toaster does not autodetect insertion of bread in the slot.

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    47. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people posting here speak English as a second language and phrase things oddly or badly. Others have an off day. Some just don't care. Please be more considerate of others. Even you are not perfect. "Unless your computer can somehow insert disks into itself." is a sentence fragment.

    48. Re:Why stop with M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike X86 PC, AmigaOS*'s core operating functions are already active at boot-up time i.e. Amiga's executive kernel is active**.

      CDTV(1990) and CD32's KickStart ROM functions highlights this fact.

      *Classic Amiga PCs.
      **Resides in the Kickstart ROM.

    49. Re:Why stop with M$? by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Thinking some more about this, were there not once upon a time devices which played gramaphone records on insertion into a slot? It must have been quite a mechanical challenge, but I do seem to remember seeing such a thing when I was very young, which would be mid 1950s, and I suspect it had been done long before that.

      I assume that would constitute prior art. And when was the ill-fated 8 track cartridge tape invented? The only player I ever had definitely auto-played on insertion.

    50. Re:Why stop with M$? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Solaris has had VOLD for quite some time to, does the same thing

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    51. Re:Why stop with M$? by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      Except that the lottery only costs a few dollars, suing somebody for patent infringement is much more expensive.

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  2. Back in my DOS days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had 4DOS batch files do things when the floppy drive was accessed.

    1. Re:Back in my DOS days by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then you violated these patents. Report to the nearest Intellectual Property Enforcement Agency and have your memory erased, you thief!

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    2. Re:Back in my DOS days by DR+SoB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's go back to the 1960's if you want to talk prior art. Mainframes would autodetect a new DASD array that was inserted.. s/360 supported this feature..

      Going back even further, I'm sure there are some really really (1800's?) old record players that would autodetect..

      Come to think of it, what about all those acient jewlery boxes that would "automatically" play music when you opened them to take out or insert new jewlery?

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  3. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bootable floppies.
    Take that!

    1. Re:Prior Art by infochuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most regular CD players? Tape decks? 8-tracks? I'm pretty sure my old 8-track would auto-start playing the tape when it was inserted...

    2. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also think a VCR might fit the bill.

    3. Re:Prior Art by supersam · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm afraid that isn't a valid comparison and won't count as prior art in this case. Bootable floppies do not autostart when inserted into the floppy drive. It is only during the boot-up process that these floppies would be accessed and read without human interaction.

    4. Re:Prior Art by viking099 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think a bootable floppy would count.

      The computer has to actively seek the drive and look for an appropriate filesystem to boot from.

      In order for a boot disk to "violate" this patent, the computer would have to turn on and automatically boot from that floppy upon insertion, or something of that sort.

      I'm not trying to say it's not yet another stupid patent, but just that I'm not sure your example would apply. :-)

    5. Re:Prior Art by ttrafford · · Score: 1

      That depends on what is meant by "media insertion".

      Does it simply refer to the physical media being inserted, or does it refer to the computer mounting/accessing the data on that media?

    6. Re:Prior Art by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Although bootable floopies may not qualify, what about when your installing DOS 6.55 from disk. Eventually you get "PLEASE INSERT DISK #2" message, when you put the disk in, it's autodetected and runs automatically (you don't have to click "OK".).

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    7. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my Amiga would autostart from the disk...
      Well, it would load data from the bootblock, offcourse thats where most viruses also hid...

    8. Re:Prior Art by BrownTiger · · Score: 1

      And old mainframe paper-tape bootloaders, so unless this pattent created in 50s, there are some prior art....

    9. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, General Electric Computers, which sort of blended to Sperry/Univac, which then had a lot to do with VME loaded ICL's (A former English computer co), had a hardware mechanism called GROPE; Generalised Recononance?, something Peripheral? Environment?

      It was revolutionary in the 70's because you just added a storage controller/director, and a removable disk pack, and it was automatically detected. No Sysgens, no stage 1 and stage 2's - aka automount and autoplay for storage hardware (The disk drives were bigger than family washing machines back then).

      Fujutsu probably holds the proof. I think back then, there was a push for the operating system not to fall over if the computer centre got shot at/bombed, hence plug and play ability - even if it was multiple 3 inch thick cable looms.

      Distant memories of Burroughs and Data General, and Digitals VMS doing this. Worth mentioning that VMS had a voting/quorum policy on hardware - something still to make it to the PC arena.

    10. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about an old VCR?
      I've got one that will power up (from "stand-by mode"), and start Play[ing] when I pop in a VHS tape... that's been a common feature for a while.
      My DVD Player will do the same (with a disk - can't figure out how to fit those old VHS tapes in the drawer, yet ;)

    11. Re:Prior Art by sbaker · · Score: 1

      Maybe. The only one of those I ever used was on a PDP-ll/20 and I recall having to key the paper tape loader into RAM using the front panel switches and hit the RUN button to start it loading.

      But the IBM card reader was completely automated.

      (Easier examples are VCR's that play the tape as soon as you push it into the slot)

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    12. Re:Prior Art by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      Bootable floppies do not autostart when inserted into the floppy drive.

      But even on the old macs, inserting a floppy caused a floppy icon to appear on the desktop. Obviously some kind of process has happened upon the insertion of the media.

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    13. Re:Prior Art by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

      Even the MS Autoplay feature itself may be prior art. The earliest patent mentioned above (5,597,307) was filed in May 1995, and I'm sure that a Win 95 beta with Autoplay was already available at that time. For that matter, what about Win 3.1 or OS/2?

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    14. Re:Prior Art by geekoid · · Score: 1

      funny, your MS statement is true. By evidence I submit the statement you made about IBM in the same post, regarding autostart.

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    15. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that Amiga's OS (i.e. executive) starts at boot time....

      Amiga1000's Kickstart Disk (core OS functions) has been integrated with Amiga500/2000's ROM.

  4. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    wouldn't the Mac be considered prior art since it has been auto responding for quite a while

    1. Re:Apple by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 5, Insightful


      I have had for a very, very long time a VCR that automatically turned on and played the tape when you pushed one into its slot.

      Sounds like the "host" is activating a process to me.

    2. Re:Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > wouldn't the Mac be considered prior art since it has been auto responding for quite a while

      Depends on exactly how a Mac does it. It may use methods that don't infringe on the patent since Apple may have designed its hardware/OS autostart combo differently than what's used in the PC world.

      This may also let automount off the hook if it doesn't use the method specified in the patent.

    3. Re:Apple by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup, my previous VCR did that. In fact, it started playing IF the tape had the write-protection tab broken, meaning it was an "original" or "finished" tape, so it could assume you wanted to watch the damn thing. If you inserted a tape with the tab intact (or scotch-taped over :) it did nothing, as it couldn't assume you wanted to play or maybe you wanted to record.

  5. Hopefully this won't hold up in court by mgrassi99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Patents are supposed to be "novel" and unique. I don't see anything special about auto playing or mounting media when it is inserted.

    1. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by no+longer+myself · · Score: 1
      Not only that, but it has to be useful... It's not even all that useful when weighed against the "annoyance" factor that most people experience from it.

      TweakUI should be one of the earliest companions to any Windows user so as to quickly and easily remove that disfunctionality.

    2. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Useful doesn't mean "useful to the reader." It applies more to "is it possible to create this" e.g. you can't patent a perpetual motion machine because it's not possible. Anyone can find a use for anything. No real explanation in 35 USC 101, but that's what it means.

    3. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by General+Fault · · Score: 1

      Personally I like to see this kind of stuff. It makes obvious the inadequacies of current IP patent law. I think that many more of these kinds of actions will turn the public against the law as it stands and force a change. It also puts pressure on companies (like Microsoft in this case) to start lobbying against current patent law. I just hope that it is not replaced with something worse, and I know that it is going to get worse before it gets better. In the mean time, I think that I will apply for a patent on using wood to build a home or something like that and try to get a slice of this corrupt pie.

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    4. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by lightningrod220 · · Score: 0

      In that article you linked to, it talks about patents for software. Doesn't that create a problem? What about the problems I hear about that the EU wants to let people be able to do this? What about look and feel? This could lead to a rush of new lawsuits in the software industry.

    5. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by meldroc · · Score: 1

      In theory, at least, it should be possible to defend against a patent lawsuit by claiming the patent is for an invention that is "obvious to any skilled practitioner of the art."

      Is it even possible to get a patent thrown out using this defense? Or have lawyers (who all can find twenty forms of ambiguity in a "NO SMOKING" sign) made this clause completely meaningless?

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    6. Re: Hopefully this won't hold up in court by gidds · · Score: 1
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this patent about a particular method for auto-playing, not about auto-playing itself?

      Of course the latter has been around for ages, but if this is about a particular way of achieving that, then maybe it's not so obvious after all? And maybe it doesn't prevent any other method of achieving it?

      Not that all patents are a good thing, but setting this up as a straw man isn't going to help anyone's argument.

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    7. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it WAS novel and unique...

      ...When it was accomplished by the eight-track player in my old '77 Crown Vic LTD.

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    8. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by twalk · · Score: 1

      It's not really possible. In court, a patent that is approved by the PTO is assumed to be valid and to have passed all of these tests. So about the only thing that's effective in court is provable prior art.

    9. Re:Hopefully this won't hold up in court by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the "public" by and large has little reason to care. Any direct impact these megacorp antics may have is far too dilute by the time it filters down to ol' Joe Q.

      Now, when media protection takes his fast-forward button away - that's the kind of thing that'll get his ire elevated.

  6. heh. by pb · · Score: 0, Funny

    Don't forget to sue those pesky Apple guys too, they always annoyed me with their messages that came up whenever I put in a CD... "No, not that CD, you idiot, the other CD!" And again, and again, with the endless CD swapping. I wonder if they had a patent on *that*...

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    1. Re:heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe microsoft should sue back and sue tivo for coyping the look and feel of the user-unfriendliness concept.

    2. Re:heh. by zjbs14 · · Score: 1

      When I got my first Mac, I got so tired of the "The wrong disk is in the drive, please insert Disk..." that I bought an external floppy within week. Great sales tactic don't you think?

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  7. Applies to more than MS by NinjaPablo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about your car CD player, home console, digital camera, DVD player, etc etc etc? What's next, someone claiming a patent on reading magnetic or optical storage?

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    1. Re:Applies to more than MS by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Every VCR I've ever owned has auto-played movies as soon as you insert them. If you knock out the "write-prevent" tab on a blank tape, they will try to play it, too.

      I've even got VCR head cleaner tapes that use this feature and the "auto-rewind at the end" and "auto-eject after rewind" features. You just put the head cleaner in and let the machine clean its own heads. When the tape pops back out, you're done.

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    2. Re:Applies to more than MS by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

      VHS players, Laserdisc players, Betamax players, MiniDisc players...

      no joke, but my shlong too. It has DNA data that gets accessed upon insertion.

    3. Re:Applies to more than MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      It has DNA data that gets accessed upon insertion.

      I'm sorry for you and your significant other. I'm luckily have some control over when my DNA data gets accessed.

    4. Re:Applies to more than MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It has DNA data that gets accessed upon insertion.

      Dude, it hurts when you pee, too!? Man, if only I had used one of these...

      Thats the LAST time I ever access someone else's DNA. Yep, just me and my computer from now on.

    5. Re:Applies to more than MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote " no joke, but my shlong too. It has DNA data that gets accessed upon insertion."

      But my guess is that the DNA does not get accessed immdiately upon insertion. My guess is that it must be inserted multiple times during a session before the DNA can be accessed.

      LOL

    6. Re:Applies to more than MS by FFFish · · Score: 1, Funny

      My wife's host device must have a read-head error -- whenever I put my schlong in it, we go through a labourious eject/re-insert cycle as it tries to access the DNA data.

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    7. Re:Applies to more than MS by mrmcwn · · Score: 1

      Uh, 8-Tracks, some high-end toasters, Atari 2600 cartridges...

    8. Re:Applies to more than MS by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is much like the way Windows accesses data.

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    9. Re:Applies to more than MS by jazman · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting - "obvious process" + "with a computer" = "patentable."

      It's the "with a computer" bit. Once the USPTO sees those words it's "where's the GRANTED rubber stamp?" followed by "Next!"

    10. Re:Applies to more than MS by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      They don't auto-launch an executable computer code file. Even your DVD player is more of a PowerPoint-style system than something running .exe files.

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  8. the patents are.... by bpland · · Score: 5, Informative

    The patent numbers are 5,597,307; 5,795,156; 6,249,863 and 6,418,532.

    1. Re:the patents are.... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll remember to play those digits in the lotto tonight, because aren't patents good for nothing more than a random number generator lately?

    2. Re:the patents are.... by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny


      You have 795 numbers in your Lotto?

      Egads, THOSE are some stiff odds...

    3. Re:the patents are.... by no+longer+myself · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, apparently the USPO is granting pantents on the absurd, hoping to use the numbering system to search for very large prime numbers as a bi-product.

    4. Re:the patents are.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Egads, THOSE are some stiff odds...

      Talk about stiff, I just flew to a funeral and boy are my arms tired.

      Thank you thank you. The salad bar is open till two.

    5. Re:the patents are.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is the perfect opportunity to try Google's new Search By Number

  9. How can you copyright a process? by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it plausible that towards the end of this lawsuit flinging, people will eventually realize that by Occom's (sp incorect, sorry) razor, code will trend towards the most logical and efficient, and that for two people working on the same thing, the code will maybe, possibally, be identical?

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    1. Re:How can you copyright a process? by perkr · · Score: 1

      Occam's razor, and it basically said you should not multiply entities beyond neccessity. Basically, an argument used in pattern recognition and data mining to prefer the simplest model that explains the data (and in science and engineering too.

    2. Re:How can you copyright a process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not relevant. Patents aren't about code but processes. It's copyrights that are about code. And no, this isn't what Occam's razor would tell you. Occam's razor is "do not multiply entities beyond necessity" - or basically "the simplest explanation is often the best." The simplest explanation for identical code isn't parallel development, it's copyright infringement. But sometimes Occam's razor misleads.

    3. Re:How can you copyright a process? by eurleif · · Score: 1

      It's a patent, not a copyright, and it's on an idea, not code.

    4. Re:How can you copyright a process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      code will trend towards the most logical and efficient


      You dont read much code, do you? :)


      To answer your querstion: It doesn't matter if the code is identical or not, if your code is doing the same thing you're infringing on the patent.

  10. Priot art (Amiga) by FattMattP · · Score: 4, Informative

    My Amiga would detect when a floppy was inserted and start automaticaly and this was back in 1988.

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    1. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by g0at · · Score: 1

      Yeah? Yeah? Well, my A500 did that back in *1987*. ;)

      -b

    2. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by taniwha · · Score: 1

      DVD players too - they have 'scripting' UIs that are triggered by disk insertion

    3. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by hiroko · · Score: 1
      My Amiga would detect when a floppy was inserted and start automaticaly and this was back in 1988.

      I don't think it did actually - the floppy drives were periodically polled, rather than the drives notifying of a disk insertion.

      PCs are the same, without the polling (although for a while, MS Windows often wanted a disk in A: for no good reason). Dunno about macs.

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    4. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, dvd's in 1988 !
      James Bond prior art !

    5. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether the detection method was via polling or not isn`t the issue. It`s still detection.

    6. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Depends on the wording of the patent. The title just gives an overview. The devil is in the detail.

    7. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by teeker · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think it did actually - the floppy drives were periodically polled, rather than the drives notifying of a disk insertion.

      I'm not so sure about this. I think I remember there was a special switch in the drive that was used to support this feature...there were only a few manufacturers that made the particular mechanism with it...Canon, Chinon maybe...other mechanisms (Matsushita I think made one like this) could be used but then you needed a to run a CLI command when you inserted the floppy so it would mount (ie wouldn't autodetect with certain hardware...this part I DO remember clearly). I'm pretty sure there was something in the hardware that supported this.

      But on the other hand, I definitely know those things clicked contstantly, so maybe I'm not remembering it right. Ahhh the good old days of weird incompatibilities....

      And I think the A1000 was doing in in 85, so that's almost as long as the Mac.

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    8. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by NotNormal23224 · · Score: 1

      Ummm didn't the Atari 400/800/800xl ect all do this with thier floppy drives as well? (clearing away cobwebs from memory). I remember loving that feature since I didn't have to type loading commands like they had to on the C64.

    9. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polling is how most events of any kind are detected. I don't think the patent specifically mentions hardware interupts.

    10. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by Fly · · Score: 1
      It did actually.

      The polling was a secondary means of detecting a disk insertion for drives without the detection switch. There are "noclick" utilities that most will turn off the polling since most hardware did support the switch. noclick search on Aminet

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    11. Re:Priot art (Amiga) by Fly · · Score: 1

      Here's a better explanation. The latch was reset periodically. One would assume that the latch would allow notification as long as it was reset, which it would need to be after a disk was manually ejected. The Macintosh did not allow for manual ejection, so it had full control of resetting the latch when it wanted. Thus it did not need to reset the latch by moving the head as the Amiga does.

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  11. new tag by rootofevil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    slashdot needs an asinine tag, like fark.

    this is ridiculous.

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    1. Re:new tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, "fark"?

      A google definition search didn't reveal anything...

    2. Re:new tag by Squinky86 · · Score: 1

      search google; fark.com

    3. Re:new tag by HeX314 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what the Fork, Spoon, Knife = Patent Pending label is about. Seems like there is a crapload of IP "theft" going on now that SCO has brought to the limelight the ability to sue over completely -- for lack of a better word -- asinine things. Most of these suits should be thrown out as frivolous, but the companies backing them have tons of money.

  12. I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by DarkFencer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really would love to see a Slashdot interview with someone in the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office that can explain the process and how things like this happen. They probably cannot comment on a specific case like this, but typically we get two of these ridiculous patent claims a week mentioned on slashdot.

    Are they overworked and understaffed and forced to just rubberstamp things?

    Are they untrained in technology to recognize things like this?

    Are they in need of being hit over the head with a clue by four?

    Something is seriously wrong at the USPTO (now more then ever seemingly).

    1. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by pb · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just wait until I receive my patent on "a method for fomenting cluelessness and incompetence through paperwork"... I'll sue those USPTO people into the ground, right after I bury SCO!

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    2. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's nothing wrong, this is pretty much how the system works these days.

      You can't just submit a patent and expect the examiners to prove a negative. "Go out and prove I didn't invent X". Unless its obvious, in which case they throw it out.

      So, basically, they just go ahead and grant the patent (or application), and let the courts handle it. TVi says they have a patent, MSFT says the patents are invalid (because of prior art, obviousness, they invented it first, etc), and they dance in court about it.

      Now the burden of proof is on TVi, to prove that they invented it and the patent is valid.

      The system is open to abuses, sure, and that's a hole that needs to be closed. TVi is essentially playing the lottery. They'll probably lose, but if they win, they'll win big.

      Frankly I'd rather they waste their own money fighting over it than taxpayer resources trying to research every single claim that shows up. Especially with all the high tech fields these days. You'd need multiple PhDs in every single scientific discipline to even read some of the biotech claims these days.

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    3. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by miyoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IANAL, IANAPE, but a patent lawyer told me that patent examiners are paid on a per-application-processed basis, and so they don't generally like to do more work than absolutely necessary. A patent that is initially rejected can be appealed, or modified and resubmitted by the applicant, both scenarios which create more work for the examiner but not more pay. Approved patents are never appealed, except that it *might* end up in court some day, but the examiner is not a part of that. You can see why the system encourages rubber-stamping of patent applications.

    4. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I see the (or at least one) office for the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office every day I metro in to DC. I think one day I'll get off their and ask to speak to someone. Maybe thier is some master plan for it all that we just don't see.

      And if their is not I'm going to file a patant for "the method of counting that refers to the electrical states of a circut ie On of Off or 1 & 0 to comunicate with a eletronic task veriable machine or 'computer' "

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    5. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by SWPadnos · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure they look at anything other than the existing patent database.

      If they'd look at the Real World (tm), they might notice a bunch of prior art that ISN'T patented.

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    6. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by cens0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you don't think the court case wastes tax payer dollars?

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    7. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by imr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hi, i'm from the uspto:
      1/ yes
      2/ yes
      3/ yes
      4/ yes (oups! It wasnt a question!)
      cheers.

    8. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by walbourn · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the Patent Office is not allowed to hire people trained in 'soft science', so all these Patent Examiners are at best Electrical Engineers and not Computer Scientists. Many of them are other brands of Engineers, Physicists, etc.

    9. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by EatenByAGrue · · Score: 1

      The US Patent Office has changed dramatically over the last few years, becoming much smarter about issuing technology patents. Business process patents are out, and companies are being held to a much higher standard than previously.

      The reason it seems worse now than ever before is because of older patents when all the "computer stuff" was relatively new (still is, in the big scheme of things). The Patent office guaranteed to lag in times of rapid technilogical change.

      At some point I'm sure autostarting after media insertion WAS a big innovation. Just like a "automatic starter motor" was a big innovation on internal combustion engines at one time.

    10. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Now the burden of proof is on TVi, to prove that they invented it and the patent is valid.
      Close. But the courts assume that the patent is valid, since, of course, it was granted by the PTO. All TVi has to do is show that the MS autoplay feature is described in the patent claims. Microsoft probably doesn't dispute this, since they are apparently trying to bust the patent. So now the burden of proof has shifted MS to show that the patent is bogus.
    11. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by kajl_astaroth · · Score: 1

      I think the court case wastes tax payer dollars. However, I also think this waste is inevitable.
      Consider 3 scenarios:
      1) A court rules on an obvious case, thus wasting tax payer dollars.
      2) The patent office thoroughly examines every patent application, thus wasting tax payer dollars on man power.
      3) No one submits a patent application for something that already exists.

      Now, scenario #1 already exists.
      In scenario #2, we could charge/fine applicants who apply for patents on prior art to offset wasted tax dollars. Would this stifle invention because of the potential overhead?
      Finally, I seriously doubt scenario #3 is ever going to happen.

      I conclude that we either waste the money in the courts or in the patent office. I just don't know which would waste more.

    12. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by DougWhite · · Score: 1

      The patent office is over worked

      You must have a college degree in the field you are going to be an examiner for, and generally they require some experience.

      The pay might not be competitive as it is a government job. And really if you were talented in a field would you want to sit at a desk and read this stuff all day?

      Then there are like a half dozen appeals one can make to get a patent through.

      Don't get me wrong I think there are a lot of stuipd patents, but the other alternative is to charge more money for the review process and that is just going to hose the little guy. But keep in mind, A patent is supposed to novel and useful at the time it was issued.

      Autorun as a concept is really old. Pluging a lightblub into a lamp that is already turned on is autorun, and I don't think applying it to computers is unique.

    13. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled "thyi'ere".

    14. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This got modded insightful?

      Too bad none of it is actually true. Oh well. It's only Slashdot, why bother?

    15. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did this phrase, "bust the patent" come from?

      Is this one of those completely fanciful phrases made up by some reporter or other ignorant lout to describe a legal process he lacks the brains or background to understand?

      I've never seen this phrase used in any respectable journal or quite frankly, anything that wasn't on the net.

    16. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "scenarios which create more work for the examiner but not more pay."

      You know what? Boo- mother fucking -Hoo. That's what. There ought to be some management here, that notices employees who are only doing the bare minimum of work and who are only in it for the paycheck. And those employees should be *let go*,
      what's to discuss?

    17. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "The pay might not be competitive as it is a government job. "

      You might be surprised at how good a federal job actually is. Sure, the starting salaries suck, but that's no different than, say, commercial pilots. You start at a minimal salary, but once you are in the door, you get promotions and raises like clockwork. The most menial federal job can be pretty decent if you start young and stick with it until retirement.

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    18. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I sit down on a bus bench near a flourishing Starbucks. The incredibly gorgeous girl next to me is telling her friend how the most important thing in her world right now is getting a nipple shield like JJ. She holds two or three Sak's Fifth Avenue bags in her left hand. Her right hand is positioned so the forefinger and the thumb form a circle, and she has it over her nipple under her shirt. I avert my gaze and look the other way. Just on the other side of the homeless person reading Shakespeare next to me, I see an HP recycles campaign ad on the bus stop window, then a cleverly placed OBEY sticker catches my eye near the vomit and the urine on the sidewalk.

      The topic of conversation from the hottie next to me has changed during my musings. Apparently, oxycontin is her new favorite drug, but every time she does it she wakes up someplace she doesn't recognize. For some reason this makes me think of the game Final Fantasy and my eyes glaze over as I am thinking about the game. I get up to go to Egghead and check out new games.

      As I walk into the store, I notice right away that the man behind the counter has no forehead. Years of skinless exposure to the open air had turned his skull slightly green, at least in the parts that showed. Most of his nose was also gone, but he had a good half a nostril at least. In a disturbingly nasal voice he advised me that there is a 25% off sale on some game with naked biker chicks, or something like that. For some reason this makes me think of Shakespeare.

      I walk out of the store empty handed and strangely hungry. I look for a spot that's cheap, without resorting to fast food. "Tuna pita sounds good", I think to myself as I grab a small bag of cornnuts in the 7-11. The man behind the counter says that I can't purchase items there the way I am dressed. I asked him if my skull was showing, he said no.

    19. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right after I've patented a method of stripping all humour from a joke through relentless repetition.

    20. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by hippycow · · Score: 1

      And why don't they just use /. for prior art searches?

    21. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by geekoid · · Score: 1

      it happens for a few reasons.
      1) It is not feasable to hire people who know and understand ever facet of every technology. It seems bad to you becasue these happen to be in your area of interest.

      2) By the time the patent gets to us, it is already 9 years. So the question is, how wide spread was the knowledge of this technology 9 years ago?

      Nothing is seriously wrong. You can even protest a patent for a realativly cheap amount. As an inventor, I am very glad that it only costs me a few hundred dollars to file a patent. Sure, it gets abused, but the benefit is far greater.

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    22. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "So, basically, they just go ahead and grant the patent (or application), and let the courts handle it."

      Right... I get it now.

      Its a scheme to prevent lawyers from going out of business.

      Poor lawyers, they would have such a hard time making ends meet if things like this were done sensibly.

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    23. Re:I want to hear from a Patent Examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. This isn't a forum for lawyers & CEOs.

  13. Amiga 500 by MullerMn · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Commodore Amiga had this from atleast the Amiga 500, possibly earlier and that was in 1986.

    1. Re:Amiga 500 by PhatBhuda · · Score: 1

      right right, and the Macintosh in 1984... and probably the Apple Lisa which was before that.

    2. Re:Amiga 500 by MouseR · · Score: 1

      My Apple Lisa 2 (aka, Mac XL) dated 1984 had that feature.

      The Lisa 2 machine was the first to come out, alont with the original 128k Mac, with those 3 inch floppies. both had auto-insert detection features.

      Besides, any VHS player would fall into that category. Inserting a broken-tab VHS tape into a player automatically triggers a Play command.

      Also, inserting a coin into a Vib-O-Matic bed automatically starts up the mating process.

  14. ugh by rwven · · Score: 0, Troll

    This rediculous patent system seriously needs some major reform.... This sueing is getting downright laughable...

    1. Re:ugh by dustmote · · Score: 1

      And so began the patent wars of the early 21st Century...

      Seriously, is it just me or does this sound like the beginning of one of those joke histories in some Sci-Fi novels? "Well, we have a system kind of like that, but the patent system was abolished after the patent wars of the early 21st Century began to turn ugly. Apparently, some company named Microsomething-or-other started tactical nuking people, and the SCO Biowarfare program caused tremendous casualties."

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    2. Re:ugh by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Gallileo... Newton... Einstein.... McBride

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    3. Re:ugh by rwven · · Score: 0, Troll

      i'm really getting sick of the overzealous fags around here taking trolls on perfectly legitimate posts. This is as rediculous as the patent system... Whoever labeled this a troll obviosly doesn't have a flippin clue about how sad the current patent system is here...

  15. newspaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well, as soon as someone hands me a newspaper, or a book, i start reading it, without thinking about it.
    then im sometimes attracted to a particular thing, typically on the frontpage, and it draws my attention to the point where my consciousness reads it too.

    prior art, i guess cave paintings would be about the same.

    Xiph

  16. No kidding by phorm · · Score: 1

    tarting a process in response to detecting insertion of a storage media

    Hell, your average CD player does this... it starts a play process when a disc is inserted. Ditto for various media player all the way back to 8-track-tapes and earlier.

    And that's besides the fact. Autoplay isn't really about detecting media insertion is it... since that's been around forever (you don't have to "mount /cdrom" in windows, or even DOS, do you?), it's about checking for the presence of and running a dumb little "autorun" file after the disc has been inserted.

    1. Re:No kidding by bhtooefr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, Windows (and DOS) always assumes that a disk is inserted whenever the drive is mounted. It does check to be sure that it's the SAME disk, and it only does this on an access attempt. The only hardware that can autodetect mounting of a floppy disk is the Mac, and it's done it since 1984.

      Here are the dates on the patents:
      5,597,307: January 28, 1997 (filed May 11, 1995)
      5,795,156: August 18, 1998 (filed November 1, 1995)
      6,249,863: June 19, 2001 (filed May 3, 1999)
      6,418,532: July 9, 2002 (filed March 22, 2001)

      Also, here's the date on the Microsoft Autorun patent:
      6,366,966: April 2, 2002 (filed December 13, 1994)

      So, while three of the TVI patents are OLDER than the Autorun patent, the Autorun patent was filed six months earlier than the first TVI patent.

    2. Re:No kidding by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Actually, come to think of it, the Amiga might autodetect floppies. However, the only platform that still exists (as in new systems being made by the company that originally made them and have some binary compatibility with the earliest systems), and the first one to do so, would be the Mac.

    3. Re:No kidding by Archfeld · · Score: 4, Informative

      still think unix automounting FS's predates all of this. When a NFS system is initialized my system detects the mounted media and mounts it for me without any user interference or action. But I do remember the MAC chunking away on the floppy upon insertion as well. IBM Mainframe machines required the controller to let the machine know new media or devices had been attached as far back as 3081's, based on my admittedly flawed memory...

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    4. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three? That's four.

    5. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Amiga has special hardware trick to do so too. And that was before 1994, long before as CD32 was the first device with a built in CDROM, as we know it.

    6. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you forgot that Macs no longer have floppies.

    7. Re:No kidding by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that there a line from standard floppy drives to signal a media change. (I'd say definitely sure, but I'm not going to haul out the box with the data sheet.) What the floppy controller and OS do with that signal is another story.

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    8. Re:No kidding by scm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're missing this line from the patent"

      This application is a division of application Ser. No. 08/269,492, filed Jul. 1, 1994.

      Which means TVI's filings predate Microsoft's (but IANAL)

    9. Re:No kidding by Keithel · · Score: 1

      The only hardware that can autodetect mounting of a floppy disk is the Mac, and it's done it since 1984.

      Don't forget about the Amiga. It had autodetection of floppies too, albeit a wee bit later than apple.
      When I moved from an Amiga to a PC, I felt like I was taking a step backwards (I went back to the Amiga for many tasks for quite a few years afterward). One of those steps backward was the fact that it had a (to my view) vastly inferior GUI, and the absence of floppy auto-detection.

      It just seemed absurd not to have auto-detection of floppies. I have thought that for a long time.
      Of course now, floppies are pretty much by the wayside. At least they didn't carry on the absence of auto-detection for other newer storage mediums.

    10. Re:No kidding by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Three of them were issued before the MS Autoplay patent, is what I was saying.

    11. Re:No kidding by hobo2k · · Score: 1

      keep in mind though that AutoRun and AutoPlay are not the same thing. AutoPlay is a WinXP feature.

    12. Re:No kidding by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The Amiga used to auto detect disk insertion too, if you had no other bootable media, the system would display an insert disk prompt, and begin booting immediately once you inserted a disk (or other bootable media) If you were running the AmigaOS and you inserted a disk, then it`s icon(s) would be loaded and displayed along with the disklabel, very similar to how the mac does it, the behavior is the same for cdroms and other removeable media, except for 5" floppies which had no diskchange sensor, and were very rarely used on the amiga anyway, for these an explicit "diskchange" command existed.

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    13. Re:No kidding by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Actually the CDTV was the first Amiga with inbuilt cdrom, it was basically an A500 with 1mb ram and inbuilt cdrom (standard A500s had 512kb ram)
      the CDTV never sold very well tho, even worse than the CD32

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    14. Re:No kidding by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, wasn't AutoPlay in versions as early as 95, and didn't it start up the CD player app?

  17. Prior-Prior Art by GoofyBoy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    8 track tapes.

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  18. It's a non-starter... by gillbates · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IIRC, Autoplay has been shipped in MS operating systems since 1996. TVI has been sitting on this for eight years. Which means, of course, that if the statute of limitations hasn't expired, they will be severely limited in the remedies they are allowed to seek. It's not like this escaped their attention for 8 years.

    Of course, IANAL, but I'm pretty sure that even if TVI wins the case, they won't be able to collect damages for past infringement because they clearly did not demonstrate "due diligence" in protecting their patent. They might end up with a compulsory license agreement; or to avoid infringement, Microsoft OS's may end up simply popping up a dialog box ("Would you like to play this CD?") when a disk is inserted.

    Yeah, I'd put TVI at net loss on this one. Their lawyers are going to make more money than they will.

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    1. Re:It's a non-starter... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Their lawyers are going to make more money than they will.

      And this differs from every other lawsuit in the world in what way?...

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    2. Re:It's a non-starter... by jkabbe · · Score: 1

      It looks like at least one of the patents issued within the last 2 years. So not only is the USPTO clueless, they are also slow.

    3. Re:It's a non-starter... by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1
      It's not the statute of limitations, although your point is valid. Look up "Laches" in a law dictionary.

      Bruce

    4. Re:It's a non-starter... by lokedhs · · Score: 1
      Microsoft OS's may end up simply popping up a dialog box ("Would you like to play this CD?") when a disk is inserted.
      Regardless of this patent, that is a great idea! And we all know why.
    5. Re:It's a non-starter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you have made up more stuff for your post? There is no statute of limitations on Patent infringement and their is no such thing as demonstrating "due diligence" in protecting their patent. It's like you took some words that you heard and put them into a sentence without even knowing what they meant.

    6. Re:It's a non-starter... by Pionar · · Score: 1

      Microsoft OS's may end up simply popping up a dialog box ("Would you like to play this CD?") when a disk is inserted.

      Well, first of all, XP does this already, and secondly, that would still be a "method for starting up a process automatically on insertion of a storage media into a host device."

      The only solution would be to not even recognize the media. The user would have to do it manually, which I do anyway.

      NO, I DON'T WANT WiMP TO PLAY THIS CD!

    7. Re:It's a non-starter... by cnkeller · · Score: 2, Interesting
      because they clearly did not demonstrate "due diligence" in protecting their patent

      I thought that you only had to proctect a trademark, not a patent? As far as I know, from a legal point of view, you can just sit on something for a while. It's definitely slimy and I'm sure that any reasonable judge would look unfavorably, but I *think* it is legal. Comments?

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    8. Re:It's a non-starter... by pertinax18 · · Score: 0
      Their lawyers are going to make more money than they will.

      I think I will apply to law school, enough with this CS crap. There really isn't an efficient way (yet) to oursource laywers to India

    9. Re:It's a non-starter... by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

      I was recently the lucky recipient of a refund check resulting from a class action lawsuit against Citibank. I haven't cashed it yet.. but I may frame it as an example of how stupid some lawsuits can be...

      It was for a whopping $0.06! Postage (even bulk rate) cost several times what I ended up with. The big winners were some shmucky law firm, and the USPS.

      Ridiculous!

    10. Re:It's a non-starter... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      ... if you read the patent, the embodiment of the invention requires that the host OS detect the change/insertion of the media via an interrupt, so polling the device instead of responding to an interrupt is a simple work-around.

      Tried to post a simple polling loop that would do this, but the $#%@# lameness filter won't let me!

    11. Re:It's a non-starter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confused. He didn't say it differed.

    12. Re:It's a non-starter... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      I think you're right on this point, take for example the silly little patents that IBM pulled out of storage in the SCO thing. These days patents a stock piled as leverage later down the line.

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    13. Re:It's a non-starter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Tried to post a simple polling loop that would do this, but the $#%@# lameness filter won't let me!

      Ah, that may be because it's the concept of polling a storage device, rather than your implementation of it, that is lame.. :) IIRC, the Amiga (of which I own/ed several) used polling for the floppy drive, and the steady click..click..click of the drive was akin to the Chinese water torture after a while..

    14. Re:It's a non-starter... by hchaos · · Score: 1
      ... if you read the patent, the embodiment of the invention requires that the host OS detect the change/insertion of the media via an interrupt, so polling the device instead of responding to an interrupt is a simple work-around.
      There must be some prior art for using an interrupt to notify the OS of a hardware state change.
    15. Re:It's a non-starter... by Ill_Omen · · Score: 1

      Isn't this exactly what Unisys did with the compressed (lzw?) .gif patent?

    16. Re:It's a non-starter... by HardCase · · Score: 1

      You're confusing trademarks with patents. They don't have to demonstrate due diligence in protecting their patents, they only have to demonstrate infringement.

    17. Re:It's a non-starter... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      There must be some prior art for using an interrupt to notify the OS of a hardware state change.

      sure

      1. the timer interrupt, for example, to let you know that the time has changed.. Updates your on-screen clock in dbase and clipper, lets TSR programs run, etc.
      2. hard disk controllers - let the OS know that there's data ready.
      3. serial ports - data ready, state changed, mouse moved, etc.
      4. bidirectional printer ports
      5. keyboard port
      6. changeline support on most floppy drives
      7. network cards
      Could go on, but you get my drift. This is OLD stuff.
    18. Re:It's a non-starter... by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Autoplay has been shipped in MS operating systems since 1996. TVI has been sitting on this for eight years.

      It's even worse. Mac had floppy change detection since 1984, Amiga had it since 1985 afair. So the patent was granted more than decade after the method was widely used...

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    19. Re:It's a non-starter... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I'd put TVI at net loss on this one. Their lawyers are going to make more money than they will.

      That's not a net loss. If they lost money, it would be a net loss. If they make money, but less than the lawyers (e.g., they win a lot of money in the settlement, but the lawyers take 2/3 of it and leave them with only 1/3), they still made money. Which is a gain, not a loss, and is in the interest of the business.
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    20. Re:It's a non-starter... by hchaos · · Score: 1

      Actually, I am aware of all this stuff. I was hoping that my comment would be blatantly obvious sarcasm, since an interrupt is, by definition, a method to notify the computer of a state change.

    21. Re:It's a non-starter... by dabraun · · Score: 1

      re: "Would you like to play this CD?"

      Actually, that's exactly what windows does for CDs that don't have 'autorun info' on them (it says 'what would you like to do with this ... view pictures, music, etc based on what content is on the CD)

      From a security perspective it would probably be wise to give this simple prompt all of the time. With the 'autorun abuse' we've seen with CDs installing copy-protection measures we are seeing that even commercially produced media can be damaging with autorun.

      I wouldn't be suprised to see AutoRun disabled (or turned into a prompt) by default in SP2 regardless of any patent issue.

      David

    22. Re:It's a non-starter... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I had an application on 3.2 that would start a music CD when you put one in.

      And we all know the lawyers twisted TVI's arm and made them sue.

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    23. Re:It's a non-starter... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Sorry :-( Mind you, without access to the source code, how could they sue Microsoft for patent infringement without knowing whether autoplay works by interrupts (supposedly covered by their patent) or device polling? The latency is so high that I had assumed they were using polling.

  19. One good thing about patent ridiculousness.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is that it's growing among companies. Companies litigating the little guy out of business over patents is relatively straightforward.

    Hopefully when enough 800, 1200 and 1600 pound gorillas start beating up on each other then there will be some reform. (Hopefully)

    1. Re:One good thing about patent ridiculousness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason that doesn't happen right now is all the real gorillas have massive patent holdings. If someone tries to enforce a patent against them, they reach into their toolchest and pull out a stack of patents the attacker just might be violating. And thus various mutual agreements come about.

      Once it's down to just the gorillas, there won't be much use for actual litigation.

    2. Re:One good thing about patent ridiculousness.... by ZoneGray · · Score: 3, Informative

      When the big gorillas have patent fights, they just sign cross-licensing agreements, effectively forming a cartel. This is actually a case of the little guy suing the big guy, which seems to be more the norm for ridiculous patents like this one.

      What strikes me on this one is that it was filed in 1995, and the filing specifically mentions CD-ROMs and Wintel PC's. How could this have escaped notice until now? It's not as if it was hiding in some dusty filing cabinet for years, it was filed by the same company that currently holds it, while Windows 95 was in beta!

      I dunno, maybe the USPTO is right, maybe this stuff isn't so obvious. Even the people who filed the damned patent couldn't figure it out.

  20. What about VCRs? by enosys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    All the VCRs I've seen start playing write protected tapes after they're inserted (with no need to press play).

    (Okay, they just output analog stuff from tape, but they do have microcontrollers, and some can even digitize the signal eg. for better pause and slow motion image quality.)

  21. No by crlf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Automount and autofs trigger filesystem mounts on directory traversals, not on media insertion.

    Maybe you were thinking about vold or some other similar project.

  22. My new patent by kwiqsilver · · Score: 2, Funny

    A method of applying for vague patents on simple concepts (rather than inventions) and using those patents to hinder a business competitor or extort money from patent violators.

  23. The really sad thing... by n()_cHIEFz · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...about these recent patent cases is I find myself on the side of Microsoft.. yuck! I need to shower!

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    1. Re:The really sad thing... by ejaw5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yea, but nevertheless MS has taken the AutoPlay feature too far IMO. If you insert a CD that autostarts the program or installer, that's okay.

      Whenever I have to use an XP box at the university, any data CD, zip, or key-drive thats loaded into the computer which has a directory of picures brings up a "this media has pictures...how do you want to open it?" prompt. I always end up hitting cancel, but whatever happened to "let me put the media in and don't get in my way"

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    2. Re:The really sad thing... by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      You can turn the autoplay feature off by clicking the do this everytime box, and then selecting do nothing, which is always an option in the XP pop up box. It is just to help the users that stick in CDs when they intend to do something with them.

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    3. Re:The really sad thing... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      whatever happened to "let me put the media in and don't get in my way

      Jesus, if you're at a university, we're all doomed. Try clicking the option that says "do nothing", then click the box that says "don't ask me again". I know that language like this is generally considered to be post-doc level, but try to wrap your mind around it.

    4. Re:The really sad thing... by njchick · · Score: 1

      I won't be on the side of Microsoft until they actively start opposing software patents in general. It's not the first time they are sued over software patents. They must know how bad software patents are for the industry. Maybe some day they will realize that they should do something about it. Until then, WYGIWYD (what you get is what you deserve).

    5. Re:The really sad thing... by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

      Wouldnt disabling the autoplay feature constitute an infringement of the DMCA, by preventing the loading of the copy protection mechanism?

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    6. Re:The really sad thing... by Tagren · · Score: 1

      If you want to disable it temporaly. Press Shift and hold it before inserting the CD. When CD has stopped spinning, release.

    7. Re:The really sad thing... by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      This doesn't always work. Windows forgets. I have been clicking the "do nothing" and "always do this" for ages. Works like a charm for CD's, however, my iPod and my digital camera get subjected to the file search. I have been meaning to go disable autoplay all together, but then, that would require effort.

    8. Re:The really sad thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not forgetting. The settings for optical media and "removable drives" are separate. Tell it what to do for both.

  24. Patently absurd? by BitRandom · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Evidently the new idea is that even the product your suing shouldn't be considered prior art. The first patent, 5,597,307, was filed in May 1995. The last Beta of Windows 95 was in March 1995 and the Microsoft DRG people were talking about it in 1994 (Auto-play was evangelized to ISVs - "Mr ISV you need to make sure that your application uses Auto-play"). What it looks like here is that the current patent strategy is to wait until someone releases a product then patent the features that aren't covered. Hopefully this is yet another nail in the stuipidity of patent issuing.

    1. Re:Patently absurd? by sulli · · Score: 3, Informative

      I remember using that very feature of the Win95 beta. Also, Mac OS 7.x supported autoplay - here's a model from 1992 that had a built-in CD-ROM drive and used this OS.

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    2. Re:Patently absurd? by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      What counts is the date the invention was reduced to practice, not the date of application.

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    3. Re:Patently absurd? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      talking about something does not mean it's prior art. It has to be working, and in the general public. Or be patented.

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  25. Interesting concept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this some sort of Apple/Linux combo you're talking about?

  26. Patently Absurd by pararox · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...detecting insertion of a storage media..."

    I suspect it's only a matter of time until someone draws up a patent claim of the nature:

    Patent 3,012,238,021...(ad infinitum) --- A method of inserting and pumping a large tubular or cylindrical item into a foes rectum, with the assistance of well studied lawyers...

    Just watch, man, I'm telling the day is well nigh!

  27. Re:Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    d00d, that's "l337". Get it right, 5ux0r.

  28. autofs etc. by tubabeat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wouldn't automount / autofs fall under the same shadow?

    No, autofs/ automount automatically mount media (be that an NFS share or whatever) when they detect it is needed (so the process is demand driven rather than media driven).

    Perhaps you're thinking of supermount

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    1. Re:autofs etc. by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 1

      Supermount is more like automount than autorun. It's like automount for removable media. Baiscally, your removable media is always "mounted" as type supermount, and when you access it, supermount accesses the actual device, so the user can insert/remove media and supermount magically handles it. I'm not sure what happens if the user replaces the media while it's in use, since I've never tried that :)

    2. Re:autofs etc. by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      Indeed, autofs is not infringing as far as I can see. Hotplug on the other hand sounds an awful lot like it. Especially when it's used to do something in response to inserting, for example, a USB memory stick.

  29. Sliced bread.. by RadioActiveLamb · · Score: 1

    I used to have a toaster that would automatically start cooking when bread was dropped-in. =-=-=-=- Tag lines are a waste of space -=-=-=-=

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  30. 70's flashbacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I inserted my toll punch card (aka "media") and the device automatically read (aka "played") the encoding to figure out on which exit I entered. It then displayed a number for me sothat I knew how much change to hand the toll collector. I didn't need to press any extra buttons to get my media to play. All I needed to do was insert it.

    I inserted my 8-track cassette (aka "media") into the player in my [dad's] car, and it magically started playing. I didn't need to press any extra buttons.

  31. Newspapers are prior art by Xiph · · Score: 0

    Ever tried picking up a newspaper, well if you understand the language, you start reading it as soon as you see it. There even is order to how the brain will scan the frontpage, thus a standard of where to begin. You don't have to pinch your arm, or pull your nose (which can have nasty sideeffects). If you give it to a parent or grandparent you will often hear autoplay kicking in, especially if you're a kid. Heck, even stone age cave paintings; i bet that if you saw someones painting while it was still wet, and the creator was nearby. It wouldn't take any action on your part to get him to tell the tale of how he slew the mammoth. Xiph

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  32. So what? by Ridgelift · · Score: 4, Funny

    My 8-Track player would automatically start playing music upon insertion of the audio storage media. I guess that either qualifies as prior art, or 70's electronic manufacturers better start ponying up their licensing fees.

  33. Patent Dates by ripsnorta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I did a quick search on the patent numbers in the Patent Office database. The earliest patents was filed in November 1995, and others were filed in 1999 and 2001. Strangely, the wording on all of them seemed to be very similar. (5,597,307; 5,795,156; 6,249,863 and 6,418,532)

    November 1995 was around the time Windows 95 was released IIRC. It almost seems opportunistic. Maybe the patent holder quickly came up with a patent after seeing Win95, and filed it hoping that with a long enough gap he would be able to sue for patent infringement.

    Cheers

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    1. Re:Patent Dates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you check if any of the patents were continuations of earlier patents before you came around whoring for karma?

      Maybe the patent holder invented and filed the patent before MS published anything and the patents are valid and MS is screwed?

    2. Re:Patent Dates by mamer-retrogamer · · Score: 1
      Windows 95 came out on August 24, 1995.

      I'm somewhat ashamed to admit this now, but I remember this date because I was at the Windows 95 "Launch" event. The things I remember most about were the "Start Me Up" theme music, a full-screen/full-motion video demo in the form of a trailer for the live-action Casper movie (surely, no; full motion video on a Windows PC?!), and the unwashed masses of geeks.

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  34. The miracle of life by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    prior art...

    a man and a women have intercourse. data is transfered from the man to the woman. womans host process upon recieving data begins the process of creating life. details left out for as excercise for the student

    yada yada.

    1. Re:The miracle of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      details left out for as excercise for the student

      I study computer science, you insensitive clod!

  35. Re:Back in my DOS days -- 19 trinkets by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny
    Report to the nearest Intellectual Property Enforcement Agency and have your memory erased

    However, in compensation for your cooperation, you will be allowed to keep 19 trinkets.

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  36. An oft disabled Amiga feature, BTW... by mark0 · · Score: 1

    That particular feature was one of the first things I disabled in my A2000... The OS polled the floppy, causing an annoying periodic "grunk" sound. Most of the folks I knew who had Amigas (Those who would hang out at "The Memory Location" in Wellesley, MA. When they closed, we knew the platform was doomed) killed that feature with prejudice.
    So, there's a question... Does the patent cover polling to see if something has been inserted, or the device interrupting to announce its new state, or both?

  37. autorun.inf by pukemon · · Score: 1

    I thought that the way Autorun works is that the OS looks for a file called autorun.inf in the root directory on the disc/removable device and then further launches whatever executable/splashscreen/icon etc...

    Doesn't seem like any special whiz bang stuff going on.

    1. Re:autorun.inf by evought · · Score: 1

      More or less. The added complexity is that the system needs to know when to look for the file. It does this by monitoring the changeline interrupt on the media. When the interrupt is triggered, the system checks the drive, figures out what is in it, and does something (hopefully) appropriate. Considering that the purpose of the changeline interrupt is to implement features like autoplay, I can hardly see using a hardware feature for its intended purpose as 'novel'.

  38. Re:Timothy by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1
    My windows skills are more l33t then your mac/linux/other pos os skills could every hope to be.

    current Windows uptime: 11 days, 3 hours, 18 minutes

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  39. Don't you see how good it is that they sued MS? by snafu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By suing M$, we will get a huge company's resources (M$) fighting this; surely this will add case law against rediculous software patents!

    With any luck, this will be a step in the right direction.

  40. Patent Suits are not what wil change Patent Laws. by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems every lawyer I meet these days is into IP law and living in downtown SF, I meet quite a few every week. Most of these lawyers also tells me with a very satisfied smile on their face what a complete and utter scam it all is. None of them want to see it changed. Hell, I can't blame them, it's like one big swollen tit from which to feed.

    And no, it's not cases like this that will cause anything to change. For that will need to be done by tax paying citizens taking up torches and pitchforks and decending upon Washington in an orgy of blood lust. Then maybe we might see Congress decide to "review" the patent application process.

  41. USB devices by lofoforabr · · Score: 1

    Isn't this "auto-detect" on insertion what has happened with USB storage devices for as long as they existed? Hell, people nowadays just want an easy way to cash some money. Maybe they are attending the same course our friends at SCO attended: "How to be a litigious bastard"

  42. ATM's==prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What about when I stick my media(bank card) into an ATM(host device)?
    That starts a process:
    "Enter your PIN."

  43. VCR by TheTomcat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    My parent's old-school VCR would automatically play tapes when inserted..

    S

  44. LOL! by pb · · Score: 1

    Overrated, sure, but Troll? Never... Macs actually did this, guys, I was there. Well, ok, maybe the message wasn't the same, but it was quite frustrating!

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  45. I've had it with these suits by randomErr · · Score: 1

    Why is it that it has taken X Company 15-20 years for people to think about suing over what is now considered accepted practices?

    SCO and a handful of questionable Linux, every little thing in MS-DOS/Windows, 1-Click shopping.

    I need to duct my head to together so that when it finally does explode all the little bits will be there.

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  46. Re:Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, that wasn't Timothy talking, though. See, the quote marks?

  47. If Microsoft loses... by j-turkey · · Score: 1

    I'd say good riddance. I fucking hate autoplay. It's a security liability and an annoyance.

    Not like Microsoft has any chance of losing though. This is a really old technology with dozens of examples of prior art(s).

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  48. Obvious Prior Art by Jemm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sex

  49. More prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    So does my first (1982?) VCR. If the record tab is removed, then the VCR goes to play. This is a standard feature with almost all VCRs today....

  50. What about my toaster? by ecolossal · · Score: 1

    After all, the nooks and crannies in my english
    muffins will eventually store delicious jam and
    butter.

  51. Automount / Autofs by Omega · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wouldn't automount / autofs fall under the same shadow?
    Hey that's right! Someone should tell TVI they're entitled to royalties on 5% of free!
    1. Re:Automount / Autofs by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey that's right! Someone should tell TVI they're entitled to royalties on 5% of free!

      Or maybe they should sue SCO, who, after all, owns Unix and Linux...

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    2. Re:Automount / Autofs by Surt · · Score: 1

      Actually, the entitlement would be to injunction from distribution. The patent laws don't just prevent someone from stealing your profits.

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    3. Re:Automount / Autofs by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      Not true!! If the developer is not willing to liscensce their product patent law will force them to liscensce at something resembeling a reasonable price.

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    4. Re:Automount / Autofs by Surt · · Score: 1

      The point is that it will however also protect you from a competitor who is willing to steal your product and give it away for free until you are bankrupted.

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  52. vold by peektwice · · Score: 1

    While I am aware that Macs and Amigas have had this for a while, Solaris has had this same feature ever since vold was invluded with it. (anyone with dates for that?)

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  53. Shred it by q-the-impaler · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most shredders accept storage media and begin processing automatically upon insertion. Vague patents sure do fire people up with 'prior art' brainstorming.

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  54. DVD Players? by ScottMacVicar · · Score: 1

    Well does my Sony DVD player fall under the same category? When i put in a DVD it starts playing the DVD. If i put in a picture CD it starts a slideshow...

  55. Record player as storage device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a child I remember my parent's record player had a pin on the turntable. As soon as you dropped a record on. The arm would swing out and start to play the record.

  56. Conspiracy theory ... by Rubbersoul · · Score: 1

    MS settles with this company out of court making it look like this patent is valid. MS has a lot of shipped product so they pay this company a large amount of money. They then use that money to come after OSS and the auto-mount features and such. Kind of like how MS payed a license fee to SCO ...

    OK so I don't really think this is true, but hey you never know.

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  57. PLEASE no more nouns as verbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it that hard to use "Tend" instead of "Trend"?

  58. Absurd for a different reason... by pla · · Score: 1

    This patent covers the idea of a computer doing something when you insert a CD (or floppy too?) into it.

    Yet, drives have signalled a media change since the original IBM PCs. What possible use does that have, if not to let the OS do something when it detects that change? In this case, the very fact that they can detect a media change and do something, provides its own prior art.

    Dumb, dumb, dumb. What next, a patent on "Use of the CPUs Address lines to let memory know what bits to serve up? Using a DAC to convert a stream of bits into sound? I doubt anyone thought to patent those yet, since they seem glaringly obvious...

    We don't need patent reform, we need the USPTO abolished and replaced with ypewriter-wielding monkeys, who would do a marginally better job.

  59. Gee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's not wait for almost TEN frick'n years before getting all lawyer-like.

  60. In other news by Scorchen · · Score: 0

    In other news, Playschool is suing MS for copying their playschool colors, which they use on all of their large plastic slides, and building blocks...

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  61. Overjoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am thrilled by all of these patent suits. It's wonderful.

    As a former [jobless] programmer I am about to move on to law school in the Fall.
    This is wonderful! Keep it coming U.S. Legal System! Come ta papa!

    Mmm. Yes. America. Lawyer. Greedy populace. Lifetime employment. Perfect. Happiness at last...

  62. Automount / autofs by Vee+Schade · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't automount / autofs fall under the same shadow?

    No... those two respond to filesystem accesses, not to "media insertions". However, the 'supermount' patch probably would fall. :-(

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  63. Patenting the Warts on My Ass by etLux · · Score: 1

    Patents, patents, patents. By now it's surprising someone hasn't patented the warts on my ass. What's the next patent war? Will Dell and Compaq fight it out over building Pez Dispensers into their boxes?

  64. Toast, Waffles, Bagels, VHS Tapes HooHoo Nilly by whoppers · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've used toasters (fancy ones not in my house) that'll automatically start toastin when you insert stuff into em, this whole patenting stuff that's been happening for years thing is silly.

    Even sticking my hoohoo nilly into my wifes cha cha causes a reaction. Two boys so far to prove it.

    1. Re:Toast, Waffles, Bagels, VHS Tapes HooHoo Nilly by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Were they watching?

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  65. Actually a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quicker the absurd piles up, the closer is the chance the patents system crumble.

  66. Stop the Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose that we each individually and collectively file lawsuits against each other.

    This will have the important effect of causing all known patent issues to come to light immediately and be able to be dealt with in a frank and swift manner. Delaying this action only allows for precious time to waste, awaiting the inevitable day when I will sue you. Let's get this over off with, I say.

    One thing you must understand of course, is that everything that you have thought up, which you attributed as being novel or inventive, in fact was previously thought up by me. In the occasional instances in which your novel thought predated my own, I have considered the matter further and have come up with further insights which you missed.

    Therefore, let's cut to the chase, and if you would be so civil, simply send all of your money to me.

    Thank You Very Much.
    Sincerely,
    <insert your name here>

  67. These patents should be invalidated because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of improper grammer. Media is plural damn it!

    Anonymous Grammar Nazi

  68. What about.... by DotNM · · Score: 1

    I'm in my second semester of college (Georgian College, Barrie ON and we have to pay for parking at the college. They issued me a proximity card that is used when leaving the parking lot (so the gate goes up), so one might be inclined to think that proximity card technology may be hindered by this patent. Think about it... I hold the card near the reader on the gate (similar to 'inserting the media') and the reader detects it, beeps, and raises the gate so I can leave the college.

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  69. A quick look at the patents in question by clusterix · · Score: 3, Interesting
    5,597,307 appears to be a 1995 filed patent on booting from a removable storage media according to the claims. ie. The prior art that invalidates this is from the actual origins of computers depending on when storage media could be determined removable.

    5,795,156 is a 1995 filed patent claiming to have invented using a hardware based "output lead" on a peripheral in a computer to detect media. I a, confused here. Assuming they were not developing a computer from scratch(and had never seen a removable media before 1995). I am not sure how they can patent a feature of components they did not develop themselves.

    6,249,863 is a claim modified from the above patent of checking for a specific file (ie. like reading a VCD or IO.SYS, COMMAND.COM as in old MSDOS) to make sure the correct or specific media is inserted.

    6,418,532 filed in 2001, claims to have invented the play button.

    The USPTO is not mandated to verify the novelty of patents. However, patent law must be changed so that the burden of prior art falls on plaintiff in these cases(ie. pay for third party patent researchers).

    I would be ashamed to consider myself the inventor of these. They are obviously wanting a small payoff from MS. IANAL

  70. Re:Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am elite. I use windows, and I have kept an installation running without crashing for over a year!

    Now that I think about it, i should probably contact the Guiness book people about that...

  71. This would be the light entertainment story, yes? by ectoraige · · Score: 2, Informative

    Additionally, TVI charges that Microsoft patent 6,366,966, entitled "method and system for automatically running a program" interferes with the TVI patents as it covers a TVI invention.

    Funny, that patent was filed on December 13, 1994.
    The earliest of the TVI patents was filed on May 11, 1995. Now maybe their "invention" was developed prior to MS's patent application.

    I just find it funny that, on one hand, they'll be trying to use their products as prior art, while at the same time hoping nobody else's products are used against them...

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  72. Bad idea to remedy this situation by stilleon · · Score: 1

    Actually, Windows does detect open/closure of the CD or DVD drive, at least since Windows 95. Not the floppy, but with bootable CDs and DVDs who the hell cares?

  73. Much Prior Art by digime · · Score: 2, Informative

    The patents and dates are:

    • 5,597,307 : January 28, 1997
    • 5,795,156 : August 18, 1998
    • 6,249,863 : June 19, 2001
    • 6,418,532 : July 9, 2002

    LaserDiscs were the first optical disc storage media, invented in the late 1960's by Philips. The compact disc was developed from this technology in 1980. The LD players were first available on the market in 1978, and first demonstrated in 1972. These players automatically played the video on the storage media, so this has been around for at least 30 years. It's also in CD players mentioned in earlier posts, which came just a little later. I often wonder if the employees of the US Patent Office came here, very recently, from another planet. That might explain why they have no clue about prior inventions.

  74. How about VHS? by Slowtreme · · Score: 1

    method for starting up a process automatically on insertion of a storage media into a host device

    Before disk based home PCs, I was shoving my VHS tape in the VCP (player not recorder) and it started right up and played my movie. I didn't even have to press play.

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  75. Some points/Questions by dmomo · · Score: 3, Funny

    1)Is a CD Rom "Storage Media" if it is read only?

    2)What about a toilet that 'knows' to flush automatically when I insert 'media'?

    3)My trash compactor will start up when I close the door, but only if there is a bag in it. Isn't this miracle of modern science 'prior art', thus invalidating that patent?

    1. Re:Some points/Questions by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      2)What about a toilet that 'knows' to flush automatically when I insert 'media'?

      Is that what people are doing with their AOL cd's these days? Gosh am I behind the times... I've been using my microwave.

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  76. Public Input by Tango42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People keep saying that it is too much work for the patent office to check every patent for prior art, so why not just put it up on a website somewhere saying so-and-so is claiming such-and-such and then if anyone has already done that they say so, and the patent is thrown out. They have similar things for planing permission on new buildings and suchlike, and it works fine. Of course, it does rely on people checking this website regularly, but I expect big companies would be able to pay someone to check the relevent subjects once a week or so.

    1. Re:Public Input by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      so you invent something new, and the USPTO posts details of your 'invention' online... how long before some arsehole decides to claim 'prior art' from copying exactly what you invented and claiming they did it the year before?

      it's a good idea, but not without its flaws.

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    2. Re:Public Input by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      You have produce evidence of prior art, you can't just say "I did that ages ago". That's no different than now.

  77. Re:Timothy by Vee+Schade · · Score: 1

    current Windows uptime: 11 days, 3 hours, 18 minutes

    You forgot to mention that 11 days, 3 hours, 13 minutes of that time is time "sitting untouched and idle".

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  78. No autorun by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2, Informative
    I hope no one has a patent on the shift key, because that's what I hit when I insert a CD. (That is, when I haven't already edited the registry)

    You don't always have to edit the registry. Sometimes its a simple point and click job. Details are here.

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    1. Re:No autorun by scubacuda · · Score: 1
      Good link. :)

  79. What about SGI? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    My SGI Indy from 1995 had a floptical drive that would auto-recognize. Surely this thing was around before 1995? SGI has been around since 1982, when did they first make computers with drives that had autodetection?

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  80. detecting insertion of a storage media by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Informative
    Wouldn't automount / autofs fall under the same shadow?

    Heck, wouldn't starting to play the pre-recorded tape when I insert it into my old VHS VCR also fit the discription? I've had VCRs that do that for 20 years.

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  81. Memory Erasure? by Absurd+Being · · Score: 1

    "Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
    You mean the revolver, sir?
    Yes, and don't forget to wipe your own memory clean when you're done."

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  82. New Patent by gwayne · · Score: 1

    Method in which DNA data is accessed by means of a read head attached to an arm moving back and forth along the data interface. Storage buffer following receptacle socket holds said data until consumed or rejected.

    1. Re:New Patent by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Method in which DNA data is accessed by means of a read head

      glancing at that the first time I thought it said "red head."

  83. Need a new category by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Stupid patents.

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  84. Not an interview but... by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    There was an earlier article that talked about how things were done, and the need for reform.

    At least, I assume that's the one. I don't read NYT articles when I have to register, so I haven't read any since the tricks I knew about stopped working.

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  85. Re:One good thing about patent ridiculousness... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1

    The big gorillas have long ago figured out it is not smart to sue each other over patents which aren't vital to their core business. So instead, they just cross-license each other's patent pools. When this is prohibited by anti-trust type laws, then it still occurs, but just on a wink-wink nod-nod basis. So that's why most patent lawsuits are of the David v. Goliath variety. Either tiny David wants a piece of Goliaths very large pie, or Goliath wants to crush any would-be upstart competitors.

  86. Lisa in '84 by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
    My Apple Lisa 2 (aka, Mac XL) dated 1984 had that feature.

    You know, I was thinking just the same thing? I didn't have a Lisa, but I did have a 128k Mac, and it did auto-insertion-and-open very neatly. As you say, in '84. That's a mere thirteen years before this was filed.

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  87. Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for that wonderful image...swollen tits.

  88. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know when this patent was awarded, but I would think that an 8-Track tape player would be prior art.

  89. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Mousetrap. Storage media is the mouse.

  90. HEY! I invented the PLAY button! by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    Those b@stards ripped me off!

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  91. DEC Pro 350 had this back in the 1980s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The DEC Pro/350 running P/OS (a bastardized RSX) had automount of inserted disks and could run things when they were inserted, way back in the mid 80s. How old is this "invention"?

  92. Re:Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am more l33t :P

    my current windows uptime is 5 weeks, 3 days, 1 hour, 3 minutes

  93. Hasn't this been around since the 1970's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Various mainframe computer systems I have worked with had disk controllers that would generate an interrupt when the user inserted the removable disk packs. This interrupt would start a 'process' that would mount the disk volume.....

  94. VCR = Prior Art? by rdean400 · · Score: 1

    Most VCRs automatically start a process (playback) when their media is inserted. Another case of adding "internet" to an existing method to achieve a dumb patent.

  95. why just the Mac? by lseltzer · · Score: 1

    Autoplay has been in Windows since the original Windows 95, and it was in betas for a while before that. It has to predate this patent.

  96. Wouldn't this cover any device with a CD reader? by Xeger · · Score: 1

    When I insert a CD into my CD player (a host device), its firmware starts a process of reading the RedBook audio stored on the CD's sectors.

    When I insert a CD into my PlayStation, its onboard operating system reads the ISO filesystem and prepares to run the executable image(s) stored there.

    Because TVI used overly-broad wording on their patent, they're opening themselves up to prior art that extends as far back as the first CD player. Their patent is most likely unenforcable.

  97. Bzzzt - the burden of proof by Liquor · · Score: 1
    Now the burden of proof is on TVi, to prove that they invented it and the patent is valid.
    Not quite. According to the laws, the patent office has already accepted that TVi has provided that proof, and granted the patent.

    TVi does indeed have to prove that Microsoft is indeed using the "invention" described by their patent, but the burden of proof is now on Microsoft to prove that the patent is invalid, such as by producing convincing prior art.

    Now if indeed the law was changed such that any claim of patent infringement required that the patent be proven valid, rather than the current reversed situation, then you might have a point. But in that case, why not just ban software patents entirely?

    Oh yeah, IANAL, IDEPOOTV but IDRG
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  98. A deeper look at the patents in question by Vancouverite · · Score: 1

    The first patent (the '307 patent) does not appear to be applicable directly, since it requires an O/S to be booted upon insertion of said medium. This also does not affect booting from a floppy (for instance), since it is the act of turning on the power, not the insertion of the removable media, that causes the system to be booted.

    The second patent (the '156 patent) appears to require a remote control as part of its process. This would only be applicable to a multimedia PC with a remote control, not to a regular PC (would it be applicable to a DVD player?)

    The third patent (the '863 patent) is the first one that possibly may apply (IMO), although it continues to refer to a remote control in almost all of the discussion. In fact, the "Field of the Invention" for both this patent and the '532 patent is "This invention relates to an apparatus and method for wireless remote control and use of interactive media and in particular to a remote control including a printed publication and/or a storage media and/or a data button." This does not look like anything that MS has to worry about to me.

    However, DVD manufacturers should be concerned...

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  99. Toasters, Cassette tape player, Drink dispenser by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    My soda fountain turns on when I insert the storage vessel (akak a cup) the tape player in my car turns on and reads the tape and generates amplified music when you insert it. my paper shredder and paper-port scanner turn on when I insert the storage media (paper). my toaster turns on when I insert the bread-storage media.

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  100. What about a toaster? by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does my toaster qualify as prior art? It's from the 70s, but it's smart enough to "start a process" (I.E. toasting) whenever I insert bread. My toaster is a fancy one (well, by 1970s standards), where I don't have to press down a lever to start it toasting.

    I suppose the question is, does bread qualify as a storage media?

    Fortunately my toaster toasts floppies and CDs equally well (although they are not nearly as tasty).

    1. Re:What about a toaster? by bakes · · Score: 1

      I suppose the question is, does bread qualify as a storage media?

      Sure it does - you use one side of the media to 'store' a small quantity of peanut butter. You could even store mutiple condiments when necessary, either by dividing up the storage area or by using another technique known as 'multiple storage layers'. Although you might find that some wacky DVD company might claim that they invented the layering thing.

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  101. damn i cannot belive this by k.ellsworth · · Score: 1

    this is madness... don't invent something to sell it... invent it , patent it, then SUE... i must hurry to go patent office to register the breathing technology (you know taking air into the lungs ... then blow it off. exchanging O2 for CO2), then sue every one on the planet. autoplay... doesn't cdplayer autoplay a inserted cd? they pay royalties too?, the car stereos, autoplay a cassette when is inserted, don't they? automount and autofs works in a slightly diferent way.... when you try to access the directory where media is supposed to be mounted, just then the the autofs daemon check if the media is present in the drive to mount... in this case the mount is "on demand", but without typing "mount ..."

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  102. non-physical patents by jpnews · · Score: 1

    Why are we allowing people to patent "methods" in the first place? A patent should be for the physical, mechanical device which performs the task. Stupid patents = stupid lawsuits.

  103. You should read the patents. by HardCase · · Score: 1
    In the context of the time that they were filed, the patents are novel and unique. But it's a real stretch to make them cover Windows' autoplay feature. The patents seem to focus on a remote control device that is designed to synchronize a multimedia presentation with a printed presentation. Although an autorun feature is mentioned, it is in coordination with the press of a button on a remote control.


    Now, I don't know upon what basis TVI is accusing Microsoft of patent infringement, but if I had to guess, I'd say that they are equating the load/eject button on a CD drive with the "data" button described in their patents. Like I said, it seems like a stretch to make their patents fit the situation.


    I'd say that in this case, the USPTO didn't screw up. Blame TVI for this one.


    -h-

  104. WAIT ARE WE DEFENDING M$??? by k.ellsworth · · Score: 1

    i feel dirty now.

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  105. hahahah... Mod parent funny by malakai · · Score: 1

    think about it.

    1. Re:hahahah... Mod parent funny by 1010011010 · · Score: 1

      Think about not abusing your +1 bonus to post lame AOL "mee too" shit

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  106. Re:One good thing about patent ridiculousness... by tapin · · Score: 1
    on a wink-wink nod-nod basis.

    I think you mean nudge, nudge.

  107. Amiga 1000 by dmeranda · · Score: 1

    Actually the Amiga 1000, the very first version of the Amiga line, supported auto-detect and auto-run of floppies. I believe the A1000 was released in 1985 (or maybe late 1984).

    For those too young to remember, the Amiga's autodetect worked by having specialized floppy hardware which would send an interrupt to the processor when media was inserted or ejected. So there was no "polling", such as was done on early PC hardware. And "autorunning" was possible by a variety of means. The Amiga supported 4 floppy drives.

    The Amiga floppies also fully supported partitioning too, I remember having a floppy disk that had four separate and independant filesystems on it. How cool.

  108. Re:Timothy by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    More to the point, what sort of idiot fiddles around with the registry when there's a perfectly good utility to do this in the form of TweakUI.

  109. The Patent was filed May 11, 1995.... by halo1982 · · Score: 1

    If they are going after autoplay for MS, there are tons of prior art, because Windows 95 was released August 25, 1995, so autoplay had to have been in development for at least a year before this.

  110. Well since we're at it again.... by Wedge1212 · · Score: 1

    I'm claiming a patent on reading on the internet. You're all in voilation of my Intellectual property.....please send checks to: 123 Anystreet Your Town, Your State USA, 12345

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  111. Almost right.. by gillbates · · Score: 1

    I've got XP, and it could be demonstrated that this doesn't work correctly. Sometimes it pops up the box, sometimes not. And it consistently ignores my requests to "Take no Action" and "Do this every time a CD is inserted". Why can't the system just shut up?!

    Yes, I know my "local area network" cable is unplugged. It was never plugged in in the first place, you idiot. Stupid Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Almost right.. by jedrek · · Score: 1

      If it's never plugged in, disable the interface.

  112. Minor correction (and rant) by Xebikr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The worst part is that these patents keep being passed, over and over.. we need some technical people in the patent offices, not temps making $7 an hour.

    No, we need to ban software patents. Software patents have done absolutely nothing for innovation. Everyone getting sued is not someone who saw the idea and said "Hey! Great idea! I think I'll integrate that with my product." They've all been developers who come up with the idea independently, and then years (and years) later the company who was successful in marketing the product gets sued. All it has done is increase the amount of patent barratry.

    And software is already protected by an insane amount of IP laws anyway. Not only is it protected for 90 years by copyright (if owned by a corp.) but trade secret law, and still for some unfathomable reason, you can patent it as well.

    Oh well. Sucks to be us, I guess.

    1. Re:Minor correction (and rant) by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think MP3 was a counter example. I doubt it would have been developed independently.

      Not that I'm saying you're generally wrong, for most examples of software patent (ab)use, I think you're right. But there are exceptions.

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    2. Re:Minor correction (and rant) by Xebikr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mp3 might not have developed independantly, but I'm sure a similar one would have. The web/internet was crying out for a audio format with better compression. The only reason MP3 became as popular as it did was because Fraunhofer didn't start enforcing their patent until it was already fairly entrenched. In other words, it only spread because people thought it was free.

      I do think that the MP3 patent is less harmful then the one in the article. At least it isn't trying to patent "A method by which digital audio files are compressed to around 90% of their original size." It's still the Intellectual Property equivilant of patenting a .doc format or .zip format.

    3. Re:Minor correction (and rant) by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Well, of course I agree completely with you. But that ain't going to happen anytime soon. Best we could hope for now is for there to be a much better review process on these patents. A review by people that know the industries that the patents apply to.

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    4. Re:Minor correction (and rant) by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Mp3 might not have developed independantly, but I'm sure a similar one would have.
      And has been, in the shape of Ogg Vorbis. Which is fine, because Ogg isn't covered by Fraunhoffer's patents. The thing I was replying to was the notion that all software patents are bad because programmers tend to create the same thing independently.

      While this is largely true, I'd say MP3 is an exception. If a Richard Stallman lookalike terminator were to travel back in time from the year 2005 to 1985 to kill all Fraunhoffer's programmers, ensuring MP3 does not exist, you can bet that other, equally good, audio-compression systems would have been created, but they almost certainly wouldn't have been the same algorithms as those created by Fraunhoffer. So Fraunhoffer's patents are unlikely to have caused any harm.

      It's still the Intellectual Property equivilant of patenting a .doc format or .zip format.
      There's a good argument, in my view, for ensuring that an attempt to decode a format whose algorithms are patented should never be classed as a patent violation, regardless of whether we merely tighten up the laws concerning what software is patentable, or we get rid of the concept altogether.
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  113. Let me guess... by kannibul · · Score: 1

    These patents were just recently submitted and approved... /lame :-/

  114. Old Mac Floppy Drives? by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

    Didn't the old Macs from the 80s have autorun on their floppies? TVI can go suck my ass for that one...

  115. Oldest memory of that feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My car from 1978 used to play casette tapes when you inserted them.

  116. You've gotta be kidding me... by Kiyooka · · Score: 1

    "host device equipped with means for starting a process in response to detecting insertion of a storage media' and one entitled 'method for starting up a process automatically on insertion of a storage media into a host device." I'm astonished something so elementary as autoplay can be patented. So are all car stereo manufacturers infringing on patents then?

  117. what about HR 1561 by ProfBooty · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slashdot posters aren't exactly on top of USPTO related news.

    Congress is already reviewing the patent process via HR 1561 being voted on today?
    United States Patent and Trademark Fee Modernization Act of 2003 is important as it allows for inventors to submit their own searches from an outside source, such as the european patent office or a private search firm.

    On a side note, tax payers don't pay patent examiners. The USPTO is a fully fee funded agency.

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  118. My Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hold the patent titled, "System or Machine through which or by whose means Things and/or Tasks are Done or otherwise Achieved and/or Accomplished" .... so, you guys should really pay me lots of money now.

  119. When I first read this... by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1

    I was thinking my college had sued Microsoft.

    And then I find out it's just another company from California suing over some ridiculous patent.

    Sheesh...

  120. actually check out HR 1561 by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    This bill being voted on today regarding the 3rd party searches.

    Right now its up to the patent office to make a primae facie case of obviousness.

    3rd party searches have their own issues, such as inherent bias if it is a paid search firm, or will the examiner be able to do a search on their own if an EPO/JPO search is submitted. The bill is silent on that.

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  121. Re:Timothy by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1

    ohhh, burn.... no, I play games aand stuff.

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  122. i'm astounded by http · · Score: 1

    given the date, i think that tvi has no basis for such a claim.
    seriously, this was elementary, 30 seconds with google. do they not have internet connections at the ustpo?

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  123. Detection of Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Linux' automount is safe. Media is plural, and automount only detects and runs processes on single CDs being inserted (ie: a medium).


    On a serious note, the automount daemon doesn't seem to be being updated, with more recent patches going into Automount 3, not 4. If it's not being maintained, then it may be harder for TVI to complain.

  124. non analogous art by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    IAPE I am in no way discussing the validity of this patent or any combination to reject this patent.

    your trashcompactor, and many other examples here, are considered non-analogous art. It is very difficult to combine non-analogous art because there has to be a motivation to combine such varying technologies, and there must be some teaching explicity, or implicently in a teaching before it may be combined.

    Here is a citation from the manual of patent examining and procedure

    2141.01(a) Analogous and Nonanalogous Art

    TO RELY ON A REFERENCE UNDER 35 U.S.C. 103, IT MUST BE ANALOGOUS PRIOR ART
    The examiner must determine what is "analogous prior art" for the purpose of analyzing the obviousness of the subject matter at issue. "In order to rely on a reference as a basis for rejection of an applicant's invention, the reference must either be in the field of applicant"s endeavor or, if not, then be reasonably pertinent to the particular problem with which the inventor was concerned." In re Oetiker, 977 F.2d 1443, 1446, 24 USPQ2d 1443, 1445 (Fed. Cir. 1992). See also In re Deminski, 796 F.2d 436, 230 USPQ 313 (Fed. Cir. 1986); In re Clay, 966 F.2d 656, 659, 23 USPQ2d 1058, 1060-61 (Fed. Cir. 1992) ("A reference is reasonably pertinent if, even though it may be in a different field from that of the inventor's endeavor, it is one which, because of the matter with which it deals, logically would have commended itself to an inventor's attention in considering his problem."); and Wang Laboratories Inc. v. Toshiba Corp., 993 F.2d 858, 26 USPQ2d 1767 (Fed. Cir. 1993).

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  125. Bad, Patents! Bad! by seancallaway · · Score: 1

    You know, as much as I dislike Microsoft (I don't say hate only because I liked Windows 2000 and 98) I don't want to see them lose this case. If Microsoft used the same method for detection, then maybe the suit should be against M$. Otherwise, this could hurt more than just Microsoft. Don't some Linux distros have autoplay? I know Red Hat 8 does.

  126. Is there anyone NOT suing the planet? by WillAtMH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is getting insane. It's sad that the whole world seems to revolve around blame and accusations rather than actually DOING or MAKING something.

    1. Re:Is there anyone NOT suing the planet? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Eventually we will have all the lawyers suing each other and they will be so busy that the rest of us can actually get something done!

      Either that or get game and fish to open a season on them. One or the other should control the problem.

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  127. Oh no! by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone should really tell Nintendo and Sony! Hell, Nintendo has been violating this patent for decades!

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  128. Re:What about VCRs? : and Toasters by kleptocrat · · Score: 1

    I remember the Toastmaster 1B14, but before that there was the:

    'Sunbeam, Model T-20, from the late 1940s through the mid 1950s. This was the first "fully automatic" toaster. When bread is placed into this toaster, it is automatically lowered; when the toasting cycle is complete, the unit shuts off and gently raisies the toast for removal.'

    Wonder how those lawsuits ended up?

    http://www.toaster.org/1940.html

  129. Close ane Play. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like I recall doing this with Beatles records on my mom's floor sometime in the mid 70's.

    Then I discovered their flight properties and the game changed... :)

  130. Thinking like Microsoft by Tassach · · Score: 3, Informative
    Microsoft has a proven track record of rolling roughshod over everyone else's IP rights. Just look at what happened to Stac. They patented a technique for doing transparent real-time compression on a mounted filesystem. Microsoft blatantly and fragrantly violated the patent when they build filesystem compression into thier products. Basically, they said "so sue us" to Stac, and used their legal muscle to keep the case tied up in court until Stac went bankrupt.

    If microsoft wouldn't pay licensing fees for a patent which was clearly legitimate, why would they pay out for one as dubious as this one?

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    1. Re:Thinking like Microsoft by caspper69 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, Microsoft didn't *violate* a patent, they *stole* Stac's code. That was why DOS 6.2 went on to become DOS 6.22 so quickly. You could even scan the executables for DriveSpace (I believe that's what it was called) and see Stac's name all over it. And actually, Stac got quite a hefty settlement out of it ($50M+). What really killed Stac was that drive space became so cheap, no one really needed to use realtime compression anymore (at least not at the filesystem level).

    2. Re:Thinking like Microsoft by Why2K · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft blatantly and fragrantly violated the patent when they build filesystem compression into thier products

      So what exactly does a violated patent smell like?

    3. Re:Thinking like Microsoft by marcomarrero · · Score: 1

      I don't think they stole the code, I'm not even sure if they knew their code was similar to Stacker. M$ only wanted to destroy Stacker and sell lots of DOS 6 upgrades. They did too wanted to destroy DR-DOS. Quarterdeck QEMM too. In fact, they wanted to destroy all opposition.

      DOS 5 was pretty good (*anything* is better than DOS 4), so M$ had to include dblspace, anti-virus, decent backup, memmaker. M$ did a lot of advertising for DOS 6 and dblspace, including how it worked.

      Stack won a lot of money but they lost some of it because M$ won the case because Stacker reverse engineered dblspace/drvspace autoloading. Maybe they told the judge it was integrated to the OS like Internet Explorer "is" now...

    4. Re:Thinking like Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it was called Doublespace. Doubled the HDD space of my XT from 20 Mb to 40 MB!! Oh, and I still have my XT working and in prime condition!

  131. im glad somebody sued them for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    every time i install windows i have to turn it off because its such a pain in the arse. Maybe they'll get rid of it (woo!)

  132. Prior Art by sbaker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm fairly sure the IBM mainframe I used back in 1975 would auto-load and execute a deck of punched cards if you just dumped them into the input hopper.

    Oh - wait...they're suing Microsoft. Ah. In that case:

    Those evil Microsoft guys - always stealing other people's technology. Bastards!

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  133. More prior art. Tape deck and VCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    More prior art:
    My Betamax VCR (circa 1985?) would automatically begin playing the tape, after it's inserted.

    Same goes with my car's casette deck. I pop in the tape, it plays without further intervention

    Note the patent says "process," not "computer program." Not only is there a mountain of prior art, this definition is overly broad, and I'm confident it will be tossed out of court.

  134. Re:Patent Suits are not what wil change Patent Law by StormReaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "For that will need to be done by tax paying citizens taking up torches and pitchforks and decending upon Washington in an orgy of blood lust. Then maybe we might see Congress decide to "review" the patent application process."

    That won't happen. For the average citizen to revolt against Congress, some severe problem must exist that directly and adversely affects the citizen.

    Patent problems only affect inventors, not consumers. The United States predominately consists of consumers who are not directly affected by patents one way or the other. Hence they don't care one bit about patent problems.

    If you sat them down and explained to them, perhaps in terms even a child could understand, they would shrug their shoulders and wonder what the big deal is. The vast majority are completely uncaring about what they perceive to be not their problem. Don't count on them to even understand, much less care.

  135. Dont forget Apple by nurb432 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Mac's had something similar..

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  136. Re:Patent Suits are not what wil change Patent Law by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 0

    For that will be done by tax paying citizens taking up torches and pitchforks and decending upon Washington

    Jesus Christ, instead of doing that over patents, wouldn't it be better to, say, do so about all the Love Canals that are dotting the landscape, or perhaps the massive war Bush started? Maybe about the loose rein corporations have been allowed?

    There are more important things than patents.

  137. Why now by JRSiebz · · Score: 1

    Its not like microsoft just included this feature in windows, where has TVI been over the last 10 years? picking their asses like SCO?

    I own a patent which says "Any button or which like device which when pressed completes a circuit thereby powering another device" I call it power switch. where my patent money?

    When does common/expected functionality become public?

  138. Even simpler.. by zet0n · · Score: 0

    Autoplay can be disabled with TweakUI. There's no need to mess with the ugly muddle known as the registry.

  139. The house of cards comes down when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When the USPTO becomes even more dysfunctional, and starts granting patents that cover other specific inventions that they have (recently) granted patents on to other parties.

    Instead of looking for prior art, which noone really cares about, you'd be able to point a finger at internal accountability problems or outright fraud within the office. Internal accountability and ethical problems are the only things that will ever engender change in such an organization, unless you advocate violence.

  140. My local causality patent by eagl · · Score: 2

    The original patent is invalid because it interferes with my own previous patent. I have whimsically called my own patent "cause and effect", which describes the process where when something is done, something else happens. This patent has been recently strengthened by the scientific works of Stephen Hawking, which not only clarifies my patent, but describes exactly when, where, and how exceptions to the process described may occur. To protect my patent, I am bypassing the lawyers and proceeding directly to locusts and plague.

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  141. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funnnny

  142. I think its refering to XP's autoplay by sgarringer · · Score: 2, Informative

    I dont think they're refering to the autoplay in Win9x that runs a specified exe file on insert of a CD-Rom. What I think they're refering to is the new autoplay in Windows XP that does different things depending on the type of media inserted... a disc full of photos and it starts a slideshow, a disc full of MP3s and it adds them to a playlist. If you read some of the patents that are linked here, you'll see that that is the basic premise they patented, the idea of autoplay depending of the type of files contained in the media. Just my two cents.

  143. Re:Patent Suits are not what wil change Patent Law by darnok · · Score: 1

    I don't think the US govt has any driving need to change things at the USPTO. With patents becoming an increasingly important potential revenue sources for the US, changes need to take place on a wider basis.

    After all, if IBM/MS/Eolas/... gets granted a patent, that potentially is a way for drawing revenue into the US via licence payments from non-US companies. Quite frankly, the US govt must be drooling at the potential income in this area as countries such as India and China race headlong into technology.

    Suppose the WIPO (World Intellectual Property Organisation) stepped in and said "We no longer recognise US patents as applying worldwide. We regard the USPTO as an incompetent organisation, and thus we're giving the US govt 1 year to fix the problem. After that time, we'll send in an independent team of reviewers and they can assess whether the USPTO has become competent to grant what are effectively worldwide patents."

    "If we find the USPTO is still incompetent at that time, all USPTO-granted patents will only apply within the US. The rest of the world is free to ignore them. End of story"

    *That* would get the US govt jumping.

  144. 8-Track Tape anyone? by mengel · · Score: 1

    Gee... sounds like an 8-track tape to me :-)

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  145. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  146. I've got a 10 year old VCR by complexmath · · Score: 2

    that auto-plays tapes when they're inserted. Something tells me this suit won't last very long.

  147. What about 8-tracks? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    I mean really, didn't those play automatically too? I remember my parent's 1975 T-bird had quadrosonic 8-track stereo...

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  148. Wow by geekoid · · Score: 1

    TiVo owns the patent that allows my VCR to detect I've inserted a tape? I did not know that.

    And computers have been autodetecting an inserted CD longer then TVI has existed.

    If I remeber right, my apple IIc would automatically run a program wheh I inserted a floppy. Or maybe that was a hack I did... hmm to long ago.

    You know, I could have sworn that said TiVO. I'm glad I double checked because I was going to make an extremely funny remark.

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  149. oh yeah! by Linwood · · Score: 0

    i put in my patent today, a device to take in oxygen and replenish living objects. I'll call it my Breathing Patent! no one ever thought of this one, i'm gonna be rich!

  150. Really, really prior art by leonbrooks · · Score: 4, Informative

    In... let me see... 1982? I dealt with a PDP-11/23 running RSX-11-M-PLUS which autostarted backups and things when you inserted media (e.g. 1600BPI magtape into a Cypher F880(?) tape drive). We also had monstrous great two megabyte removable hard disks the size of a sombrero, and the system would auto-start things when the correct one of those was inserted. It had been doing these things for many years before I arrived on the scene.

    A local Fight'o'net BBS operator I know, back in the same era, had a process auto-start when you inserted a tape cartridge (snail-mailed from the 'states) full of downloadables in your '286.

    So they're just being SCOlets, pump-n-dump barratrous assholes. It seems to be trendy these days.

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    1. Re:Really, really prior art by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yes, that would be prior art!

      I seem to remember that in the early days of MessyDOS, small TSR programs could be loaded which would do that when a floppy was inserted. Don't know the exact year they would have been first used, but it was pre-286 IIRC.

      What about other computers? The microprocessor dates from about 1972, realistically about 1975 before they were much used, but computers with removable storage date from (very approximately) 1950. Maybe some of the early ones started a process on inserting a punched tape?

      There is got to be vast amounts of prior art, again it seems that patents are handed out willy-nilly without any proper checks. That should be illegal, and the relevant patent office ought to be responsible for the results of their negligence, after all they have charged a fee for issuing something worthless.

      I still say that all patent applications (except in a very few special cases) should be initially published worldwide on the internet, as the most reliable and efficient way of finding any claims to prior art. Then this sort of thing could not happen. Because technology is sold worldwide, the patent system needs to operate on a worldwide basis, and if it was done that way, there might be sufficient patent examiners to do the job properly. Instead of the limited resources in each country being used, duplicating effort, a patent would only need to be examined once (or better, twice, in two countries as an independent check).

      But it would need politicians in the leading economies to agree to make it work, and first you need a politician with sufficient intelligence to comprehend the issue. The leading (non-elected, at least legally!) politician in the leading economy certainly does not fall into that category.

  151. good old days by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I miss the days when your patent gave you exclusive rights to "device", not merely what the device does, or, apparently, the title of the patent. Do shovel patents cover backhoes? Can't I stifle improvement of my invention with a patent on it?

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  152. what the hell? by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    This has existed since at least Windows 98(I don't remember 95 or 3.x enough to know if it could do autoplay).

    Why the hell didn't these people sue earlier? ok, I know the answer, but even though it shouldn't be so surprising, I'm constantly amazed at peoples complete adn total lack of integrity.

  153. Patent Filing Dates by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 2, Informative
    November 1 1995 - 5,795,156
    May 3 1999 - 6,249,863
    March 22 2001 - 6,418,532

    June 30 1995 - 5,711,672

    The top three are "Host device equipped with means for starting a process in response to detecting insertion of a storage media," and the bottom is "Method for automatically starting execution and ending execution of a process in a host device based on insertion and removal of a storage media into the host device."

    Considering that the preview version of Windows 95, which included autoplay features, shipped before June 30 1995, it's safe to say Microsoft has prior art in this case. (Not that Microsoft has the only prior art; Amiga and Apple have both been pointed out.) This case is like myself patenting the idea of a typewriter, then beginning litigation against Underwood and Royal.

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    1. Re:Patent Filing Dates by Groote+Ka · · Score: 1
      Hold your horses...

      5795156 is a divisional of an application filed in 1994, and so are all others except 5597307 wich has been filed May 11 1995.
      (ok, there's also a lot of continuation stuff, which might be an indication that the patent was not granted that easily)

      For prior art, you have to search back before July 1 1994.

  154. registry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you all nuts? there:s a perfectly easily accessible option in the drive itself, and also in powertoys since 95.

    don't try to act like its a hard thing to disable.

  155. Depends on how you define "application" by putaro · · Score: 1

    It automatically mounted the file system when you inserted the disk. You could define the code that mounts disks as an "application"

  156. If patents are for 7 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And MS has had this feture since windows 95...

    then...

    ???

  157. lightbulb = autostart by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    If you insert a light bulb, into a powered socket, bingo it auto boots and runs and "lights up" and works.

    Dang isnt that prio art :) from 1854?

    Patent approvals should be like scientific experiments inlabs, they should define what difficult problem they are trying to solve, and explain WHY it was difficult and define the amount of hours spent to 'figure out' the solution.

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  158. Donald Duck by DonaldDuckBigO · · Score: 0

    Donald Duck has a S C R E A M I N G ORGASM every time his autorun mechanism operates!

  159. Saddam virus aka disk-validator virus by whaley · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was called the Saddam virus (and now we finally 'got him' ;-)

    See:
    http://agn-www.informatik.uni-hamburg.de/c atalog/a miga/html/saddamor.htm

    It would slightly corrupt the disk, in order to trick the AmigaOS into starting the disk-validator, which itself was infected. Very clever trick, as it didn't require running a program or booting from a disk.

    1. Re:Saddam virus aka disk-validator virus by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      disk-validator (and this virus) used to cause amigaos 3.x atleast to crash...
      these versions had the disk validator in ram..
      disk-validator wasnt used to repair the disk, it just "validated" it.. an unvalidated disk is one where a write couldnt be completed, ie it was ejected or the system crashed during a write, and the system couldn't complete the write and mark the disk as valid..
      an unvalidated disk would only be mounted read only

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  160. Lots of things do... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft didn`t invent the idea of autostart, such things have been around for years...
    Most computers and consoles will boot when you insert some bootable media, most video players will begin playing when you insert a tape, a lot of dvd players and some cd players do the same..
    AmigaOS and MacOS always auto displayed icons when you inserted media.. windows takes it a step furthur and executes code, which is a bad idea really.. the mac/amiga way of displaying the icons so you can do what you like is better and safer.. aside from the risks of a virus propogating this way, if you insert a cd while your doing something and the program which starts consumes too much ram/cpu it can hinder what your already running.

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  161. Re: Bootable floppies by DaveOf9thKey · · Score: 1

    I'd rather take a floppable booty, thanks.

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  162. Lots of prior art indeed. by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    I toyed with a portable 45rpm record player built surely before 1975, the brand is "Pack Son" (here in Italy). It plays the record upon insertion. If any "inventor" out there retains the patent for a mechanical eject button, mind that those record players have one.

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  163. Why Now? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    I think a deeper question we have to ask is why are these civil cases being brought to the courts now?

    To an outsider this is troubling. In the past common sense seemed to rule. Now, it seems businesses are more concerned with controlling any implementation - as opposed to competing in an open market - that includes open source.

    Just as the automobile industry went through changes in the 1970s due to changing realities (cheap foreign cars, and rising fuel costs), the incumbent technology companies are starting to realise the new reality that the internet and open source/free software and cheap computers are creating.

    This all makes me want to go to my garage and fire up the soldering iron and get to work building my own devices - because the businesses will be too busy litigating to actually create new technology - and what little arrives in the stores will be so encumbered by criss-crossing royalty payments as to be priced out of range of normal people.

    I see an Engineer in the future designing a new product, "well, we could add this 'play' button - but that would infringe on the Microsoft patent #23897847; of course, we own the 'fast forward' feature - in addition to the 'stop' feature, so we are good there. Does anyone know what Cisco is charging for the 'device for routing TCP packets across a network' feature - patent #40987272?..."

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  164. Hey, anybody remember VCRs? by sorak · · Score: 1

    Put a write-protected tape (like the movies rented from a video store) any in semi-modern VCR and viola! Autoplay! This is obviously an example of prior art. I am not a lawyer, btw, but, in order for TVI to win this case, they would have to prove that the idea is more than just an adaption of what VCRs have been doing for years.

    PS, this same concept is also found in DVD players, and CD players

  165. "Back"? 'dos' is still here by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    And I hope you are still using 4DOS/4NT today, because it is more powerful and useful now than ever.

    For a pathetically simple example, I google from the command line. (C:\4NT> google your+mom+is+a+slut .. remember spaces are pluses with GET.)

    For a more complicated example, scripts that I have that reference specific files on specific harddrives use environment variables ("%HD25G") so that they function on EVERY computer despite the file being on ONE computer. (This is how I "mchk " a regular expression to see if I have that music, or "vchk " one to see if I have that video, or "# " to get a friend's phone number.

    Yes... I can finally admit it. I am a windows user and I love grep. (hangs head in shame)

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  166. Mostly true. by Trillan · · Score: 1

    Your memory is basically right. WDEF came out in 1989, so there were a few viruses before it, but it did behave mostly as you describe...

    With one notable exception: WDEF actually called the system's WDEF, rather than trying to do a pixel-perfect impersonation of it.

    Other viruses that used this technique included CDEF, MDEF (like Garfield)...

    One nice thing about WDEF was that you could remove it just by rebuilding the destkop (holding down command and option while inserting an infected disk, assuming you haven't already mounted an infected disk).

    These viruses were effective until System 7.0, when Apple changed the format of the desktop database. This new format was changed slightly for Macintosh Easy Open, and that format exists to this day for Mac OS 9.2.