They should just concentrate on making the best software they possibly can within the time and effort that they're willing to spend. If it's getting too hard to not think of them as 'Soldiers Against Microsoft' then you need to either step back from the computer for a minute or participate in the coding. They're not conscription for crying out loud, they're programmers that (mostly) work on these things because they love it. Now pack up your stuff and get out. You're fired.
Way to teach us all the enlightened path that I'll bet no one has ever thought of before. Kuro5hin knows the wise path before we even acknowledge the problem! Wow!
I've been watching you ever since you turned me down. It's obvious that your productivity has dropped dramatically since I asked you that... um... question. So basically, you're fired. Get the hell out of here.
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They should just concentrate on making the best software they possibly can within the time and effort that they're willing to spend. If it's getting too hard to not think of them as 'Soldiers Against Microsoft' then you need to either step back from the computer for a minute or participate in the coding. They're not conscription for crying out loud, they're programmers that (mostly) work on these things because they love it. Now pack up your stuff and get out. You're fired.
I don't know why we hired you in the first place. Pack up and hit the road. You're fired.
Way to teach us all the enlightened path that I'll bet no one has ever thought of before. Kuro5hin knows the wise path before we even acknowledge the problem! Wow!
Pack up and get out. You're fired.
No first post = no job, loser. Bow down to my administrative powers, because you are fired!
This doesn't look like a 'post frist' to me, sonny. Pack it up and get out, buddy. You're fired.
How could I allow the 20 second filter stop me from getting the first post? I'll pack up my things and get out. I'm fired!
What a pathetic attempt. You're fired. Get the hell out of my office.
You didn't? Oh that must be because I forgot to tell you. You're fired. Don't bother cleaning out your desk, I threw it out the window.
You're certainly not tired from working too hard. I'm lucky if I get 3 productive hours out of you! Come on, get out. You're fired.
Can't even spell first post right. I should've never hired you. Get out. You're so fired!
You should be scared. How are you going to provide for you family without a job? That's right, you're fired. Get the hell out of my office.
I've been watching you ever since you turned me down. It's obvious that your productivity has dropped dramatically since I asked you that... um... question. So basically, you're fired. Get the hell out of here.
If only you had unlimited first posting points, you wouldn't look so pathetic. Now pack up your shit and get out. You're fired.
P.S. Anonymity is for losers.
Your performance review just came in. D-. Come on, get out. You're fired.
I don't know what you even do around here. Good luck finding a job, asswipe. Now, get the hell out of my office! NOW!
fp? EFF PEE?!? No way man. Out of this office. Now. You are SO fired!
I don't see no priss frost. You should be ashamed of yourself. Come on, pack your stuff up and get out.
Regular or not, you still didn't get the first post. Now get out of my office! NOW!
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but you still did not acquire the first post. Get the hell out of my office!
I agree with this post, but I'm still going to need you to pack up your belongings. Fritz will escort you out.
Pack up your shit and get out of my office! NOW!
Count me as one in the legions of those who wish people to have confidence in their first posting ability.
YOU ARE SO FIRED!