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  1. Re:Interesting on The Mathletes and the Miley Photoshop · · Score: 1

    We just have completely weird notions on "porn". In the majority of US states you could have sex with Miley Cyrus perfectly legally. You snap a picture though (or hell even photoshop one apparently) and you're a dirty pedo that should be taken out back and shot.

    It's only legal (or at least not prosecuted) to (have sex with a minor, but not snap photos) if you're also a minor. If you're over 18 and the other person is under 18 (in most or all states, I believe), it's illegal to snap nude photos or have sex with a minor.

  2. Re:Meh on The Mathletes and the Miley Photoshop · · Score: 1

    While not applicable to this, other laws that deal with similar grey area of law allow for one party to define the crime where the perpetrator might not reasonably be able to determine the legality ahead of time.

    So is there a valid defense that prosecution under such laws is ex post facto?

  3. The real reason on The Mathletes and the Miley Photoshop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Math geeks are deathly afraid of porn regulation.

  4. nationalism vs. anti-corporatism on Goldman Sachs Trading Source Code In the Wild? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's funny... I normally find myself loathing companies like Goldman Sachs for hyper-selfish capitalism, finding ways to get rich at taxpayer expense, etc.

    But then, when I see industrial espionage by Russians, Chinese, Israelis, etc. against those very same corporations, a sense of nationalist anger makes me forget my anti-corporatist anger. Somehow I completely fail to have a sense of schadenfreude for the corporations that I normally hate, and I don't know why.

    Being human is strange.

  5. Re:Is there a cross assembler? on Source Code of Several Atari 7800 Games Released · · Score: 1

    I like compilers.

    I like cake.

    Mmmm... chocolate compilers...

  6. Re:Is there a cross assembler? on Source Code of Several Atari 7800 Games Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like 6502.

    Actually, it would have to be 65C02 or better. You couldn't do "ldx #$FF" on a 6502, you had to do "lda #$FF" and then "tax" (transfer A to X). The ability to load immediate into the X or Y registers was added on the 65C02. And, don't quote my on this, but I think the 7800 predated the 65816, so I suspect 65C02 is the right answer...

    I like compilers.

  7. Re:Which is It? on HIV/AIDS Vaccine To Begin Phase I Human Trials · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you have AIDS you're probably better-educated about your syndrome than your average bear.

    Sssh, or the Democrats will demand that all bear cubs and human children get an equal education.

  8. *SUPER* tuna? on Japanese Creating "Super Tuna" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, and I thought husbands were already whipped.

  9. Re:Broadband killed LAN parties on Blizzard Confirms No LAN Support For Starcraft 2 · · Score: 1

    Overall, I think this is a mistake on Blizzard's part. There *are* those of us who still do actual physical lan parties

    I guess that's the real question, though: by dropping LAN support, exactly how much revenue will they miss by alienating people like you, vs. revenue gained by whatever they have in mind.

  10. Re:Hopefully it will cut down on affiliate-link sp on Rhode Island Affiliates Banned From Amazon.com Sales · · Score: 1

    No, this is no more than another reach where states are trying to end run the commerce clause which has prevented them from successfully taxing out of state mail order purchases.

    Well, at least it's a form of perverse justice, since the federal govt. uses the commerce clause to get around basically every right reserved for the states.

  11. Real test on First Electronic Quantum Processor Created · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't yet know what kind of porn this enables. I just know that I want it.

  12. Re:Identity theft? on Of Catty Rants and Copyrights · · Score: 1

    Maybe she would have some luck trying to tack on a charge of identity theft, for the principal submitting the 'editorial' using her name? It seems increasingly easy to throw that type of charge at someone these days.
    Or maybe some type of fraud? If the statute of limitations hasn't run out. Of course, IANAL. I hope at the least the school board reviewed the actions of the principal.

    Can a person be tried twice for the same physical act, when the two trials are for violations of different laws?

  13. Re:Law is bullshit on Of Catty Rants and Copyrights · · Score: 1

    I'm a computer-engineer-turned-patent-attorney.

    My undergraduate degree was filled with (relatively) clearly-defined and immutable rules of logic and physics.

    Law school was the polar opposite.

    Wow, so you've specialized in taking away our freedoms. Cheers, mate.

  14. Re:"national discussion"? on Text Comments Out In YouTube "National Discussion" of Health Care · · Score: 1

    Collectively, we probably have as much / more money to throw into the political system as corporate interests.

    Perhaps it's this: In order to get $50M in lobbying money from the tobacco industry, you only have to get 4-5 entities (the tobacco companies) to pitch in.

    To get $50M in lobbying money for the EFF would require organizing a bigger fund-drive than we've ever tried.

  15. Re:Not a problem really on Exchange Rates Spell High Prices for Windows 7 In the EU · · Score: 1

    When I asked him a few days ago about how the new computer was going his exact word were:

    "I'm lovin' it"

    Sadly, McDonald's has trademarked "I'm lovin' it" as part of a recent advertising campaign.

    I'm afraid your friend will have had to say something else in future tellings of your story.

  16. Re:"national discussion"? on Text Comments Out In YouTube "National Discussion" of Health Care · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Michael Jackson was murdered by a white doctor. Same old story, as old as mankind: the white rulers can't stand to see a successful black man.

    He was black?

  17. Moderator? on Text Comments Out In YouTube "National Discussion" of Health Care · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "While the White House has invited the nation to Join the National Online Discussion on Health Care Reform, it is currently only accepting 20-30 second YouTube video responses â" text comments have been disabled.

    Am I the only person who's concerned that the Whitehouse has been allowed to be the moderator of such discussions?

    After all, the administration has a political agenda, and therefore an incentive to bias the discussions on any particular topic of debate. Deciding details such as the length and form of submissions can be a powerful device for controlling the topic and direction of debate. At that point, it's a rather useless vehicle for arguing a side that the administration doesn't want advanced.

  18. "national discussion"? on Text Comments Out In YouTube "National Discussion" of Health Care · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I often hear (on NPR, usually) politicians calling for a "national discussion" or a "national debate" on some topic.

    Exactly what is a "national discussion/debate"?

    It seems to me like things usually work out this way: news organizations cover some topic, congress and the President start discussing it, lobbyists come onto the scene, and in the end the Congress either (a) sells us out to lobbyists, or (b) makes a completely irrational piece of legislation.

    So is calling for a "national discussion/debate" really just an attempt to dress, as democratic, a decision which the common citizen has no capacity to influence? That is, like what happens with so-called "town-hall meetings"?

  19. Sounds bytes on Text Comments Out In YouTube "National Discussion" of Health Care · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It sounds to me like the administration is looking for raw material they can put into commercials to run in districts that oppose Obama's plans.

    I.e,. this might be a huge casting call in disguise.

    I'm fairly skeptical these days when Obama says he wants to involve the general population in a discussion. His modus operandi became evident when he ignored the highly voted Internet town hall topic of legalizing marijuana. It appears that at least sometimes, he's only pretending to take the general citizenry's views into account, even when he's saying otherwise.

  20. Interpretation on Judge Thinks Linking To Copyrighted Material Should Be Illegal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't the community consensus that every publicly accessible URL points to content that the community is free to link to and view at will?

    That is: if you post a document on a web server, then you're granting the whole world the same rights to the material that you would be if you posted that material on a billboard sign next to the highway.

    Why can't judges see that?

    Why do some judges assume that the common understanding of a URL needs to change, rather than just having the newspapers stop supporting publicly accessible URLs to content they want protected???

  21. Re:Lost money? on Controversy Over San Francisco Public Transportation Data · · Score: 1

    This gets into the contracts and the "data rights" agreements. For example, there are a few different contracts that can be set up even when a government pays a company to develop an application.

    Doe the FOIA trump a government's restrictive licensing of data of this kind?

  22. Re:The FBI? on FBI Files a "Secret Justification" For Gag Order · · Score: 1

    and "IT" is what they say happens in the men's room after 5pm.

    Well damn, if that's not a justification for better funding for the techies, I don't know what is.

  23. Re:The FBI? on FBI Files a "Secret Justification" For Gag Order · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.

    Bad rule these days. Tons of what the Bush administration did could have been attributed to stupidity (bad WMD information, exposing Valerie Plame, etc.) But in retrospect much of it seems to have been malice.

  24. Re:for what purpose? To mess up the moon? on Buzz Aldrin's Radical Plan For NASA · · Score: 4, Funny

    IT'S THE MOON. Jesus.

    You think Jesus didn't know that???

  25. Re:Am I the only one who... on Pirate Bay Retrial Denied, Judge Declared Unbiased · · Score: 1

    ...sees this summary and thinks ... DUP?

    Yup.