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  1. Re:Broken Algorithm BS on Time to Get Good At Functional Programming? · · Score: 2, Informative

    If moving to a functional programming language breaks your algorithms, then you are somehow doing it wrong.

    Easy. Pure functional programming doesn't permit side-effects. Algorithms that perform I/O at various points in the algorithm can't easily be expressed in languages like that.

    Also, although some popular functional languages like ML and Erlang have hacks to get around this, purely functional programming doesn't like a function modify global state. Without those hacks in the language, algorithms that require in-place modification of arrays (such as some sorting algorithms) can't be expressed at all in those languages. (You can modify the algorithms to not do in-place modifications of arrays, but then that's not the original algorithm any more.)

  2. Suggested reading. on Time to Get Good At Functional Programming? · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've recently gotten into FP. I started with Erlang and then branched into ML and Haskell. In case you're interested, here are the best books I've encountered for each language:

    Programming Erlang

    Programming Haskell

    ML for the Working Programmer

    Also, I'd definitely recommend starting with Erlang, because the Programming Erlang book made for a very easy introduction to functional programming.

  3. Re:Giving up the moral high ground on Clarifying the Next Step in Australia's Net-Censorship Scheme · · Score: 1

    Just as the USA have lost their moral right to castigate countries who use torture as a tool of statecraft,

    I think "moral high ground" and "moral authority" are bogus concepts. Something is right or wrong regardless of the character of the person/nation pointing it out.

    If you're torturing for statecraft, you deserve to be criticized. Even if the (hypo)criticizer is the U.S.

  4. Wrong permise on Apple Believes Someone Is Behind Psystar · · Score: 0

    "Apple apparently believes ...

    Apple doesn't believe anything. It's a corporation and doesn't have a mind.

    Perhaps the author meant, "Some members of Apple's senior management appear to believe ..." ?

  5. A fair exchange on Copper Thieves Jeopardize US Infrastructure · · Score: 3, Funny

    The utter selfishness of what the thieves do is mind-boggling.

    I'm not entirely against trading their haul of copper for a small quantity of lead.

  6. Re:Not good... on Battlestar Galactica Gets Spinoff Prequel Series · · Score: 1

    He'd rework it so the Cylons shot first.

  7. Not good... on Battlestar Galactica Gets Spinoff Prequel Series · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This probably should wait until George Lucas is dead, just to be safe.

  8. Jesus. on Visual Hallucinations Are a Normal Grief Reaction · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not trying to start a flamewar (seriously), but I wonder if this is what happened when Jesus' disciples reportedly met with him after his death.

    Although that would require multiple people to have similar hallucinations at the same time, since some of the accounts describe Jesus meeting with groups of disciples after his death.

  9. Re:don't do it on Losing My Software Rights? · · Score: 1

    He can only get it GPL'd if it is A) his to begin with, or B) he gets a lawful agent of the university to authorize him to do so. If he, acting alone, merely applies a GPL label to it, this will do nothing, because he is not acting with legal capacity to surrender the rights in the first place. Just FYI.

    Unless he actually does own the rights to the software. Which was his original question.

  10. Receptionist? on Look What's Cooking At Microsoft Labs · · Score: 2, Funny

    including a robotic receptionist

    For proprietary, trade-secret reasons, MS needed to develop a workforce that doesn't need chairs. Microsoft spokeswoman C. DeFenestra refused comment.

  11. No problem? on An Ethical Question Regarding Ebooks · · Score: 1

    "If there is no God, then all is permitted." - Ivan Karamazov in The Brothers Karamazov.

    So what's your take on God's existence?

  12. A range of means? on Scientists Identify a Potentially Universal Mechanism of Aging · · Score: 1

    which in turn extended their mean lifespan by 24 to 46 percent.

    WTF does it mean for there to be a range of means? It's not like they're sampling the population of all mice to which they gave this treatment, and have to estimate the mean.

  13. Damnit! on NASA and DoE Team On Dark Energy Research · · Score: 1

    Bush even got it into an arms research race with the Protoss!

  14. It depends on the state they're based in. on Entertainment Software Association Following RIAA? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If their mailing address is in Nigeria, I'd settle immediately. There could be big $$$ in it for you.

  15. Irritating. on PETA Using Games To Spread Its Message · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's it - every time they make one of those parodies, I'm eating a puppy.

  16. Re:So? on Ballmer Ordered To Testify In 'Vista Capable' Case · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But to claim without aero, it's not vista, is just plainly false.

    If Microsoft advertisements implied that anything called "Vista" would come with the Aero interface, then that's essentially a defining attribute of Vista. From that perspective, if something lacks the Aero interface, it's not what MS ads referred to as Vista.

  17. Re:Ballmer in court on Ballmer Ordered To Testify In 'Vista Capable' Case · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if they allow chair-throwing in court these days.

    If they do, I think Microsoft stands a pretty good chance.

    The judge rules from the bench. She'd fsck'ing p3wn him.

  18. Re:My concerns on South Carolina Wants To Jam Cell Phone Signals · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jon Ozmint (the head of SCDC) has sworn that it won't leak outside of their facilities, but I'm somewhat cautious.

    I'm pretty sure that all signals leak to some extent. If he claims no leakage at all, then he's already making ill-informed claims.

  19. Re:I've always said this. on Microsoft Blames Add-Ons For Browser Woes · · Score: 1

    ... and in those years, I got a virus/spyware exactly once: by stupidly going to a keygen site my friend suggested, which was full of malware. The rest of the time, I was fine.

    How do you know?

  20. Oh crap... on Worm Attack Prompts DoD To Ban Use of External Media · · Score: 1

    I think "All your bases are belong to us" just got a little more frightening.

  21. What they bring on Interviewing Experienced IT People? · · Score: 5, Funny

    'IT is seen as a young man's game. My next applicant after you is 23 years old. What do you know that he doesn't?'

    I think you'd find they have a keener understanding of how to bring a civil suit for age discrimination.

  22. Re:Who turns it off at the end of the day? on Should You Get Paid While Your Computer Boots? · · Score: 1

    Even in the Windows shops I worked in, most people just locked their systems at the end of the day and left.

    Who reboots every day?

    I do. It saves on a little consumption of fossil fuels and the emission of CO2. And rebooting only takes about 60 seconds.

    My text editor (Kate) can remember the set of files I had open. Firefox can remember the tabs I had open. Or worst-case scenario I can sleep the computer.

  23. Re:I can't wait for the morons to appear here on Boycott Novell Protesters Manhandled In India · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know, the die-hard haters who come out of the woodwork every time Novell is mentioned, dredging up the years old Microsoft deal, which I predicted at the time would have zero impact on Linux and FOSS and have been vindicated in that prediction - except for the haters.

    Yeah, but in all fairness, I think many of us forgot that you predicted that. If we'd remembered, we would definitely have kept our mouths shut.

  24. Re:Navy's response. on US Supreme Court Allows Sonar Use · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have the irrational need to stab you. Repeatedly. In the groinal area. Did I mention repeatedly?

    I disagree. Based on my post, the need is actually rational, not irrational.

  25. Navy's response. on US Supreme Court Allows Sonar Use · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Can you hear me now? Good!"