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Should You Get Paid While Your Computer Boots?

An anonymous reader notes a posting up at a law blog with the provocative title Does Your Boss Have to Pay You While You Wait for Vista to Boot Up?. (Provocative because Vista doesn't boot more slowly than anything else, necessarily, as one commenter points out.) The National Law Journal article behind the post requires subscription. Quoting: "Lawyers are noting a new type of lawsuit, in which employees are suing over time spent booting [up] their computers. ... During the past year, several companies, including AT&T Inc., UnitedHealth Group Inc. and Cigna Corp., have been hit with lawsuits in which employees claimed that they were not paid for the 15- to 30-minute task of booting their computers at the start of each day and logging out at the end. Add those minutes up over a week, and hourly employees are losing some serious pay, argues plaintiffs' lawyer Mark Thierman, a Las Vegas solo practitioner who has filed a handful of computer-booting lawsuits in recent years. ... [A] management-side attorney... who is defending a half-dozen employers in computer-booting lawsuits... believes that, in most cases, computer booting does not warrant being called work."

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  1. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do people who work at the local McDonalds get paid for preparing the restaurant to open at the beginning of each business day and for closing up shop at the end? I sure hope so.

    This is the exact same situation. If the employers don't like it, they can pay someone to set up a script to automatically boot the computer half an hour before the start of the business day. I'm sure they can justify the cost once the cost is actually there.

    1. Re:Yes. by j-cloth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the service industry is a bad example. I worked at a convenience store for a summer and my wife worked at a coffee shop for a while. Both of us stopped getting paid when the doors were locked despite the fact that there was still cleanup to be done. The theory was that we were supposed to be cleaning as the shift was winding down, but time and customers rarely allowed for that. Crappy summer jobs aren't necessarily comparable to career jobs, however (unless you're unfortunate enough to have a crappy service job as your career) because both of us had the option to leave and take better jobs where we were paid fairly.

    2. Re:Yes. by D'Sphitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't understand how the policy would work that says they're not paid. I mean boot their pc before punching the clock? Why wouldn't you punch the clock before even sitting down at your desk?

      If it really takes employees 15 mins to boot all the crap they use, and they have a policy that says you can't punch in until your pc is ready to go, they yeah they should be sued.

    3. Re:Yes. by atrus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They probably "punch in" on their PC, which is an interesting ploy by the employer. But I agree. The second you're in the door or at your desk, the clock has started. You are "at work".

    4. Re:Yes. by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Many corporations are now utilizing virtual time clock software, requiring hourly employees to clock in via their PC. Couple that with a hypothetical policy of having to shut down PCs overnight to save power, and presto, employees don't get paid for booting.

    5. Re:Yes. by zakezuke · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, the service industry is a bad example. I worked at a convenience store for a summer and my wife worked at a coffee shop for a while. Both of us stopped getting paid when the doors were locked despite the fact that there was still cleanup to be done. The theory was that we were supposed to be cleaning as the shift was winding down, but time and customers rarely allowed for that. Crappy summer jobs aren't necessarily comparable to career jobs, however (unless you're unfortunate enough to have a crappy service job as your career) because both of us had the option to leave and take better jobs where we were paid fairly.

      Just because it happens in practice doesn't make it legal. IANAL but a good rule of thumb is when you arrive at work, and are ready to work, you get paid. Over a decade ago I did the summer job thing, dishwasher, food service, even some light industrial. All tried to play the game of stiffing pay. Light industrial for example it's common to not pay people for the first hour, just have them wait around until other people show up. Food service, if it's sluggish they would prefer you hang out and drink coffee before getting paid. You got out of bed, you got there ontime, you're working. It doesn't matter if they have nothing for you to do, if you can't go home, you're at work. It often takes a few phone calls to the department of labor to verify this.

       

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    6. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just for future reference, that's against the law. If it was recent and you feel like being an asshole, you may want to contact the department of labor.

    7. Re:Yes. by Lucky75 · · Score: 1, Troll

      What are people smoking to believe that it takes 15-30 minutes to boot up a computer? Should they get paid from the time they were there? Yes, so just come in at the proper time, and include "bootup" as a part of that. But honestly, 30 minutes to boot a computer? More like 30 seconds to boot + another 29:30 taking a coffee break and chatting with coworkers.

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    8. Re:Yes. by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      leave it on. Screw their numbers up. Probably doesn't work (they probably have automatic shutdown scheduled) but worth a try.

    9. Re:Yes. by teh+moges · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Perhaps you should try booting a computer in a corporate environment, where there is much more for the computer to do and check before the computer is actually booted in. That said, I've never seen it take 30 minutes, but I have seen it take more then 15.

      To add to the conversation, if at desk, then getting paid. If the time clock is running on the computer, don't power down the computer to ensure you are paid for the time you are there. If policy prohibits that, then they need to change their time clock methods.

    10. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, were hosed. That is total bullshit.

    11. Re:Yes. by Sandman1971 · · Score: 1

      My work provided laptop, running Windows XP, takes a full 13 minutes to boot up to the point where the drive stop thrashing and I can start using it. 5 year old laptop with only 512 megs of RAM + all the corporate software that they install that launches on bootup (anti virus, firewall, OS/software update pushes, etc.. etc...), none of which I can disable.

      Shutting down takes about 5-10 minutes, but I usually undock and stick my laptop in my bag long before the shutdown process is finished. I've had a few looks in elevators/walking down the street as the Windows shutdown chime plays from my backpack.

      Luckily I'm salaried, and my startup/shutdown is part of my workday. The 15 minutes I spend waiting is usually spent chatting to co-workers about work-related stuff, like catching up on group projects. So its not like the company is losing any productivity from me.

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    12. Re:Yes. by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that it's a bad example, but for a different reason.

      Booting up a computer, in most cases is the following.

      -Push power button

      -Push monitor power button

      -sit (time spent on actual activity: 6 seconds.)

      -wait

      -login (total time for this activity is usually under 15 seconds)

      -wait

      and you're done. On the other hand, opening procedures for any food service building is much much much much more grooling. I would easily rather work a full day fixing a PC.. FOR FREE than open a fast food building again. If you're not fast enough, it makes the rest of the day even worst.

      That being said.. yes, if it takes 15-30 minutes to boot up then they need to either have a boot by LAN option that starts it up before they walk in, or pay the guy.

      Having breakfast foods such as a little cafeteria that just has pints of milk, little cereal boxes, bowls and spoons might help if you're not paying the person for boot time (as you could argue you're offering food which a restaurant would charge $5 for as compensation for the half hour of doing NOTHING.)

    13. Re:Yes. by pcolaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or if it is a typical McDonald's and you feel like being a really big asshole, contact your local Department of Health. I'm sure there is at least one rat/cockroach/other random rodent/insect around the kitchen.

    14. Re:Yes. by pcolaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you got injured while cleaning up presumably off the clock but on premises, how do you think an injury lawsuit would end? Probably with a quick settlement to avoid the issue of illegal labor practices. You were hosed, pure and simple.

    15. Re:Yes. by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Certainly doesn't work in call center environments. When I worked for a major ISP, we used Avaya Softphone, and it knows when you log off your phone, so even if you "leave it on," They still know when you leave and trust me, even though it takes them two weeks to figure out overtime (bullshit, just two weeks to make interest income on money that is rightfully yours), they'll know right away if you try to claim you worked more than you "did."

    16. Re:Yes. by C18H27NO3+ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed.
      If I'm scheduled to start work at 9AM and leave at 5PM it shouldn't matter what I am doing in the interim, provided it is work related I should be paid fully.
      I am in their place of business turning on their computer running god-knows-what that takes forever and a day to boot; that's their problem.
      Perhaps they need a setup where the new shift's comps all turn on at the same time and if no one logs in to start the virtual time clock then they turn off accordingly.

    17. Re:Yes. by BrainInAJar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When I worked for a chain coffee joint, We arrived to our shift, punched in, and we were paid. If we opened, we got there at 4:30am and started getting paid, even though we opened at 5 and the first 10 or 15 mins of the shift involved dumping hot water out of urns and staring in to space trying to figure out where we were and why the clock had such a low number on it. Closing, we kicked everyone out at 11, and locked the doors. Then we cleaned until 11:45 when we stopped getting paid. If anything was left to be done, we left a note, and went home.

      This ought to be pretty typical even ( especially ) of shitty low-wage jobs. Now I work salary so I roll in when I feel like it, go home when I feel like it, if I feel like working a 4 day x 9 hour week I can, and so long as my assigned tasks get done I continue to get paid.

      If your situation resembles neither of these either you're on the dole, or you're getting screwed by your employer and should file a complaint or unionize.

      Don't let your boss fuck you, that's anti-capitalist. Fuck back.

    18. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      or if you wanna be a super huge gaping asshole, you can murder their children and bask in the lamentation of their mothers.

    19. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So basically you're both pushovers who let your employers walk all over you? McJobs are the worst examples as they're so easy to replace.

      You got shit on by your employer, failed to exercise your rights under the law, and helped to aid the general atmosphere that allows employers to get away with that shit.

      It's always important to remember, you don't owe your employer a damned thing. You're there because they're paying you a fairly for the work that you do. The people who act like a job is indentured servitude give employers the openings to fuck everyone.

    20. Re:Yes. by The+FNP · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At my college the roaming profiles would occasionally get rather large and we would have people who had to wait 20-40 minutes to log in. Yes, just to log in, not even to boot the PC and have it connect to the domain, etc.

      While this is not optimal, and part of my job was to fix that delay, I will say that someone out there has time enough for two cups of coffee in the morning waiting to boot their machines, and if they have an electronic time clock system, that person's wages are definitely being illegally affected by that.

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    21. Re:Yes. by Hadlock · · Score: 5, Interesting

      WTF dude you aren't slaves. Your employer owes you backpay. Don't let anyone fuck with you when it comes to your paycheck. The third option is to sue him for back pay when you leave. If it's overtime he owes you so much the better. Probably best to let a lawyer do it for the cost of your backpay, if for nothing else than to teach him a lesson.

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    22. Re:Yes. by baboo_jackal · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yeah, the summary also forgot to include this:

      Having spent time in call centers observing work behaviors, he said most employees boot the computer, then engage in nonwork activities. "They go have a smoke, talk to friends, get coffee -- they're not working, and all they've done at that point is press a button to power up their computer, or enter in a key word," Rosenblatt said.

      The impression you get from reading the article summary is that there are legions of poor tech workers who show up to work, turn on their computers, and then sit there idly in their cubes, twiddling their thumbs for a half an hour waiting for their computer to boot, and their employers dock them for that time.

      But once you hear the other side of the story, it sounds to me like these "poor victimized employees" come in, hit the power button, and then walk off to do other stuff which occupies them for the better part of an hour, because booting takes (realistically - c'mon, now) more than ten or twenty seconds (which is longer than the average attention span of say, a college grad with a business degree), and that management is trying to get a handle on it as best they can.

      This is a classic case of "blame the technologies for my laziness (because my boss doesn't understand it, either, and he'll buy it!)" This isn't anything new, it's an internal management issue.

    23. Re:Yes. by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      In all my jobs, fast food, dry cleaning, retail sales, programming, etc... I was always paid from when I showed up until I left. If it took 15 minutes to open up, I got paid. If I wasn't paid I didn't show up. I never work for free, and neither should you. Ok, I did show up 5 minutes early to change into that ugly uniform, but I didn't do any work until the clock started.

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    24. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but only if you're getting paid, right?

    25. Re:Yes. by mqduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you put a lot of effort into it, pay for a lawyer, get what you deserved in the first place plus the cost of filing a lawsuit plus getting fired for any reason they can think of, you might be able to get a "fair" deal. For yourself.

      This is what unions are for. Don't let Slashdot's libertarianism lead you to oppose your own interests, or the interests of your felling employees.

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    26. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..., because booting takes (realistically - c'mon, now) more than ten or twenty seconds (which is longer than the average attention span of say, a college grad with a business degree), ...

      My computer at work really takes 10-15 minutes to boot up to a usable state. I have no idea what services IT needs to load, what updates for windows/antivirus etc need to be done but it wastes too much time to shutdown/power on that I just keep it on. If my company booted up my computer 15 minutes before I got in, then I would shut it down.

    27. Re:Yes. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      It is feasible, and another way is to never shut down the computer.

      Unfortunately the login procedure also takes a considerable amount of time, and if there are login scripts to be executed it's even worse.

      Since the computer is provided by the employer the employer is also responsible for any wasted time due to insufficient computer action.

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    28. Re:Yes. by Siridar · · Score: 1

      No, i'd do that for free. It is, after all, the best in life.

    29. Re:Yes. by SwapMeetJr · · Score: 1

      I worked front desk at a hotel/casino and I had to handle cash. We would have to go to the casino cage (bank) and get our cash drawer, count it to make sure it was accurate, and then proceed to go upstairs where we would punch the clock. If we didn't punch the clock, we were late. This process took an extra 15-20 minutes. Technically, this is illegal since we are working or preparing for our shift. However, they compensated us by paying us for our lunch break (30 minutes). However, that lunch break benefit applied to all service employees (housekeepers, engineers) who didn't have to put in any extra time before their shift. Now that I think about it, that's illegal and somebody should sue.

    30. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      FUCK UNIONS!

      Signed, Concerned Libertarian

    31. Re:Yes. by gregbot9000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      HAHA at some jobs I worked at(construction) the union guys would show up, clock in, then go to the toilet for 20 minutes. Seriously the boot thing is dumb, you're right. If they show up they are getting paid. If the boss doesn't like them sitting around shooting the breeze while the comps start he should just be a dick and make them itemize todays priorities or some other BS busy work.

    32. Re:Yes. by magarity · · Score: 1

      but I have seen it take more than 15
       
      Not on a regular basis, but I too have been the victim of 15+ minute corporate boot times when updates were pushed. Never knew when it would hit you but one day you'd boot the thing up and it would say 'now installing update...' and you'd be in limbo for a while. Heck yeah, I was on the clock for that.

    33. Re:Yes. by xtracto · · Score: 1

      You should read that quote more closely. I know from my wife (who used to work in a call center) how that stuff works.

      Usually their paid time starts when their computer boots, however, the general idea of a "call center" is to sit waiting for someone to call. People usually do nothing while they are waiting (some of them do puzzles or talk to each other, if it is not prohibited).

      The problem with such jobs is that, after pressing the computer button, they can't do many "productive" things (related to their work).

      On the other hand, you should understand that, their bosses ask them to arrive 10 or 15 minutes earlier in order to turn on the computers, as they *need* to be ready at 8:00 sharp.

      Therefore, from my point of view, it is time spent in the work that they could spent in bed, and therefore it must be paid (or, as another poster said, the bosses should look for a way to turn on computers automatically in the morning).

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    34. Re:Yes. by risk+one · · Score: 1

      This also means that various software updates need to be installed when the machine boots, which makes a boot time of 15 minutes seem quite realistic (these corporate software management systems are usually horrible pieces of crap).

    35. Re:Yes. by roguetrick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doesn't rightly matter, if the employee is wasting off the clock time you fire them. You don't get to say "Well you weren't doing a good enough job here, so I'm going to not pay you for it."

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    36. Re:Yes. by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      If they're wasting ON the clock time, sorry.

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    37. Re:Yes. by wiz_80 · · Score: 1

      All my employers that gave me a desktop PC (hasn't happened for a while now) required me to leave it running overnight for backups, anti-virus updates, policy check / push, and what have you. Sure, as they were Windows machines I had to reboot at fairly regular intervals, but when I arrived in the morning the machine was sitting at the login screen and no time was wasted.

      I would suggest either to do this, or if the Green Computing bug has bitten hard, set the BIOS to auto-boot at a certain time of day.

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    38. Re:Yes. by spintriae · · Score: 2, Funny

      Staying with McDonalds, there are plenty of things IT professional can do while they're computer's boot up: mop the floor, sanatize the toiletseat, preheat the hamburgers for later that afternoon. Once the computers are warmed up, but them under the heat lamp so you don't have to warm them again.

    39. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are people smoking to believe that it takes 15-30 minutes to boot up a computer? Should they get paid from the time they were there? Yes, so just come in at the proper time, and include "bootup" as a part of that. But honestly, 30 minutes to boot a computer? More like 30 seconds to boot + another 29:30 taking a coffee break and chatting with coworkers.

      I had boot+login times of about 30min when I worked for a big multinational company and got sent to an office on another continent. My underpowered, under-RAMed, overloaded comp was mapping printers and drives from my home office over the corporate network. It took forever. I know it could have been avoided, but with a bad IT department and no administrator privileges, I was stuck.

    40. Re:Yes. by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      It seems like a flaw in record keeping to me, the employer should pay you for the time you are available. If equipment isn't working it is the employers problem not the employee. As long as the employee is available they are doing there duty to the employer.

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    41. Re:Yes. by miro+f · · Score: 1

      If the employers don't like it, they can pay someone to set up a script to automatically boot the computer half an hour before the start of the business day. I'm sure they can justify the cost once the cost is actually there.

      we have something similar at our work. When I go home at the end of the day, I simply leave my computer on (with the screen locked). At 8 pm every night, the computer hibernates, and it's woken at 6 am each morning (obviously not on weekends). If the computer is in use, it doesn't hibernate.

      Pretty simple procedure, saves a lot of power, and your work is still there for you when you get back in. The only issue is if you leave overnight jobs you have to remember to disable the automatic poweroff.

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    42. Re:Yes. by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      If they must be logged in to "punch" in or out, and the employer won't add the extra time spent on booting/shutting down, there's two easy solutions.

      1. Don't turn off the computer. Simply log out and leave it running.
      2. Set an auto-start time in the BIOS. Most computers have this ability today.

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    43. Re:Yes. by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think he meant "leave it on so that it's already booted when you arrive at work the next day, regardless of any shutdown policy", not "leave it on and logged into the time-clock software and hope you get paid 24 hours per day".

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    44. Re:Yes. by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Yes, felling. Just because they spend all their time playing Zorkl, it doesn't mean they're bad employees.

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    45. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey now. As a college grad with not one but TWO business degrees (one in CIS, the other an MBA), I can verify that my attention span is at least 30 seconds (which, incidentally is less time than it takes for my Vista machine to boot).

    46. Re:Yes. by Planar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell yes, leave the computer on overnight. If your employer is requiring you to switch it off at night and on in the morning, then it's obviously part of your job and you can demand to get paid for it.

      And if they have automatic shutdown, why in hell don't they have automatic boot up? Modern hardware has been able to do that for decades.

    47. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when i was working in tech support for Bigpond, we had to be signed in and have our phones set on 'ready' before we were paid. we lost our chance for a bonus if we were more then 1 minute late in a week period. I was in the habit of coming in 20-25 minutes before my shift time started.
      We hot-swapped desks, was rarely at the same computer. for the 1st 3-4 months I was working there we were on pentium 3s running windows 2000 (this was about 2 years ago) - mind you, not complaining about the computers, they did the job once they had booted no worries... not all of them were in the condition they were in new.

      just my 2c.

    48. Re:Yes. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sounds like you shouldn't be using roaming profiles.

      You need to teach your users to make proper use of networked storage, including local copies and synchronisation if work is done off-site. Copying all of the users' profile over the network every time they log on must cripple your network in the morning.

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    49. Re:Yes. by JamesP · · Score: 1

      No it is like this:

      5 minutes to get to the initial boot screen in your underpowered machine running XP/Vista
      15 minutes for Windows to "check policies", "apply corporate settings", etc (or whatever it is called - no, I'm not making this up)
      20 minutes for the POS auto-update software you corp uses to apply the latest undred patches from MS. Doing 2/3 reboots in the process

      Rinse, repeat, etc

      Again, I'm not making this up...

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    50. Re:Yes. by atraintocry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If those "poor victimized employees" really work in a call center, there's no damn way they're starting work an hour late. They add up the amount of time you were logged in to the phone system every day, and every week they tell you it wasn't good enough, and you should eat/poop less, etc.

      On the other hand, if they're not in a call center, they should be judged by better metrics than "were you at your desk". Like how much work you got done, how many sales made, etc.

    51. Re:Yes. by atraintocry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two words: automated deployment.

    52. Re:Yes. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Not to forget as it is work related, regardless of M$=B$, the operating system doesn't provide the work interface with the company data, the applications do, so part of the work boot, is the starting of applications and the loading of data so the employees can actually start working. You have to be very careful with the B$ boot times of Vista, as not all required services are running once the GUI is active, 'delayed booting' (a cynical marketing exercise) and, this actually slows down the starting of all applications that require those necessary services that have failed to start and now start slower due to the active Windows GUI interface now sucking up system resources. Net result, really slow boot times to working applications thanks to a B$ marketing scheme by M$ to reduce magazine rated boots to GUI interface activity.

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    53. Re:Yes. by Builder · · Score: 1

      Average time to boot my PC on a Monday morning in a bank is around 28 minutes. First there's the OS bootup. Then there's the profile checks and creation. Next we're onto agreeing to compliance notices and viewing warnings about use policy. Now I have a desktop. At this point, I can start the process of remoting into the machine where all of my apps are installed.

    54. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oohhhh, I like how you imply that if, say, some software was used to remotely start a worker's PC 15 minutes before they came in so it was ready when they sat down that said employee would _still_, on the clock, waste the 15 minutes before starting work.

      heh.

      Sounds more like they're finding something better to do with their time than sit and do nothing. I mean, they're not even on the clock -- why should they sit at their desk and do nothing on their own time? Nowhere did I get out of that that none of those people would actually work at the designated time _if they were able_.

    55. Re:Yes. by Idaho · · Score: 1

      What are people smoking to believe that it takes 15-30 minutes to boot up a computer?

      Logging in to a Windows NT domain (ugh) while having more than a trivial amount of data in your profile (My Documents, Desktop etc.)

      Since Windows uses this simply *brilliant* setup of comparing your local filesystem with the remote profile one file at a time in the most convoluted way imaginable, and using the slowest networking filesystem known to man, this can indeed easily take 10-15 minutes. Especially if you try to login at the same time as many others (e.g., around 9:00), which obviously does not speed up fileserver performance in any case...

      I work at a university and if I would log in to the Windows domain like I'm sortof supposed to, my laptop *easily* spends 10-15 minutes before I even see the Windows desktop. I wish I where joking, too...and my profile is not even very large (not that this should matter, the entire concept is thoroughly retarded).

      By the way, in case there are any updates to be installed (yes this happens at startup) of course it takes even longer.

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    56. Re:Yes. by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      You may well be right - typically 'slow computer startups' are correlated to them doing something moronic at boot up.

      Would it suprise you though, that most large companies are a bit on the 'not very clever' side, when it comes to specifying (and modifying) PC startup sequences? Our 'standard build' that's rolled out to ~40k people, takes 10-20 minutes to get logged in and 'productive' from a cold start.

      You can call that daft all you like, and I would agree with you. It doesn't change the fact that it happens, and there's very little that I can personally do about it.

    57. Re:Yes. by squizzar · · Score: 1

      I've met people who worked for a local council in the UK. They got sold a thin-client system for some unknown reason. Unfortunately the pace of procurement in the public sector is a touch slower than the pace of technology. By the time they got it all installed the hardware and networking was hopelessly out of date, whilst the software was switched to a recent version of MS Orifice. From power on to getting into Outlook to answer an email did take an hour since everyone turned up at the same time and switched their computers on.

      Equally when I started Uni anyone who wasn't in the Electronics and CompSci department had to deal with some pretty ancient hardware - mostly P2-400s (in 2003) running windows 98. These were dog slow at the best of time, and the best solution to security they had come up with was to download a fresh drive image on each logout. This was just about bearable when it was in its usual random-access sort of usage, but when an entire class chucked out and 30-60 people logged off at once it slowed down a bit. And then you'd find out that you'd actually sat down at the busted machine that was in an infinite loop. Ah, happy days.

    58. Re:Yes. by fabs64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So it's management's discretion as to what hours I am paid for while I am at work during the allotted time?

      No, sorry, that just doesn't fly.

      You should also note that they only try to pull this kind of shit on the people they can get away with it with, ie the people who can't afford it.

    59. Re:Yes. by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      Yep, they are. Standard management idiocy.

      People will find ways to game the system so as it'll all even out back to doing = original work, at same pay, but you'll have more pissed off employees.

    60. Re:Yes. by houghi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In Belgium I am insured when going to work and getting from work, even though I do not get payed that time.

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    61. Re:Yes. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's not legal if you are in the states.

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    62. Re:Yes. by houghi · · Score: 1

      On monday morning my login procedure take 15-20 minutes. All other days I just hit CTRL-ALT-DEL and ENTER. Fridays I do a log off. This is not just for me, this is for everybody.

      Yes, I do know there are ways to make it faster from a technical point of view. I am not in charge to decide that.

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    63. Re:Yes. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I've used AT&T's (old Bellsouth) work network before & let me tell you, those computers can take 15 minutes to boot into a working environment because in some cases you are accessing resources over 300+ miles away on a horribly congested network. I don't know what they are using for interoffice connectivity but it's dog slow.

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    64. Re:Yes. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Add to that: Any call center worth its salt is large enough that people are required to leave their computers on for overnight patching, software installations, defrags, spyware scans, reimages, etc. I can't help but think these folk are manually rebooting the computers and using it as an excuse.

    65. Re:Yes. by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      The principle that I believe applies is that one should be compensated for the time and effort expended on behalf of the employer. This is essentially an opportunity cost of time otherwise not spent in on some other effort of the employee's choosing and to his or her own benefit. Boot time is certainly time spent on behalf of the employer, and so should be compensated. That said, why in the world anyone would agree to work for such an employer as referred to in the article is beyond me. Surely if you are performing work using a computer in the first place, you are not so unskilled that you have no other choices. Such practices are demeaning, and exploitative, and if employees put up with it, shame on them. In the U.S., at least, there are always choices.

    66. Re:Yes. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I've seen it take >30 minutes, with multiple reboots as patches are applied and software installations occur (during which users are locked out). This was the users' fault though; the updates were scheduled for 2AM, but the users turned their machines off against policy (and WOL wasn't enabled for some reason).

    67. Re:Yes. by JAZ · · Score: 1

      It takes me 35-45 minutes each morning from the time I power us my company issues laptop until it is booted and useable. Our developer services team did a some research to figure out why and found that a vanilla windows install would boot up and be ready in less than 10 minute but all the management (CA) & antivirus software and the untuned os image - all dictated from coporate - caused massive slowdowns on the machines for even the most mundane tasks. We've tried to get all that addressed but its an uphill battle to say the least. Personally, I'm salaried, so it doesn't hurt my wallet, but I feel bad for hourly employees like out department admin who has to boot to punch the clock.

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    68. Re:Yes. by hab136 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you shouldn't be using roaming profiles.

      You need to teach your users to make proper use of networked storage, including local copies and synchronisation if work is done off-site. Copying all of the users' profile over the network every time they log on must cripple your network in the morning.

      Yep. But companies still do it the wrong way - often because "it works, why change it?". While this is hard to hear from someone who knows it can be done better, from a business perspective the risk of downtime from any changes is often greater than the possible reward of saving a few minutes of booting.

    69. Re:Yes. by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many corporations are now utilizing virtual time clock software, requiring hourly employees to clock in via their PC. Couple that with a hypothetical policy of having to shut down PCs overnight to save power, and presto, employees don't get paid for booting.

      Man, why can't I ever work for a company with such stupid metrics like that (or "lines of code", or something like that)?

      Turn on "boot at 8:00am" in the BIOS, set up a shutdown script to run at 4:30pm, (or, lacking the privilege to create a scheduled task, just run "shutdown -f -t 15300" at startup) problem solved. Or if they stupidly use the actual uptime to figure out hours, push those out another half hour for some serious free overtime.

      Companies that treat workers like mindless interchangeable robots deserve what they get when their drones learn to game the system.

    70. Re:Yes. by Atheose · · Score: 1

      the first 10 or 15 mins of the shift involved dumping hot water out of urns and staring in to space trying to figure out where we were and why the clock had such a low number on it.

      Well said sir!

    71. Re:Yes. by Atheose · · Score: 1

      Many corporations are now utilizing virtual time clock software, requiring hourly employees to clock in via their PC.

      Where have you been? This "virtual time-clock software" has been around for, say, two decades.

    72. Re:Yes. by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Correct. I was paid for the time 9:30 to 9:45 even though the JCPenney store was techically closed during that time. If they don't want to pay me for those 15 minutes, then I'm leaving at 9:30. I will NOT work for free.

      As for the booting issue:

      I would ask to do a manual timecard so I can write my actual time of arrival & departure. If that's not allowed, then I'd find some other way to recover those unpaid 15-30 minutes during booting, such as as taking a 45-minute lunch instead of 30 minute. Or taking an extra, paid 15-minute break each day. If the boss is taking advantage of you, then you need to work the system so you can recover your lost time.

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    73. Re:Yes. by hedwards · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wholeheartedly endorse your support your proposition to start a prostitutes union. I'm sure the women are sick of having to give freebies to the pimps.

    74. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because booting takes (realistically - c'mon, now) more than ten or twenty seconds

      Sorry, but at my last workplace the boot-up and login time combined took at least 20 minutes every day. The article probably included login time to boot-up time since no productive work can be accomplished with the computer until the user is logged in and the desktop environment is ready to accept user commands.

    75. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon they will start monitoring activity of your machine, and when CPU cycles or your WPM at typing drops below a certain value, your pay clock will pause and wait for you to pick up the pace.

    76. Re:Yes. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I don't agree, the second you start doing work, you're at work. Just being there doesn't represent work unless that's been agreed upon already. But your conclusion should be correct, turning on the computer is "work" if the computer is required for doing the job. And really anything that's required once you get to the job site to do the job ought to be considered work as well.

      This is really just an effort to stiff employees.

    77. Re:Yes. by theaveng · · Score: 1

      If you're going to kill someone against whom you have a severe grudge, the best time is when you're 90. What are they gonna do? Kill you? You're already on death's door anyway.

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    78. Re:Yes. by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      More like 30 seconds to boot + another 29:30 taking a coffee break and chatting with coworkers.

      Why would anyone stare at their computer screens while the machine is booting and you are not even paid to do it?

      If people really are that lazy as this spin-doctor/attorney Richard Rosenblatt (from TFA) is making them out to be... Why not fire them? If employees where really this lazy, wouldn't you expect them to at least be consistent in their personalities and not just confine their lazyness to the first unpaid 30 minutes of the day? If they really where this lazy, I would expect them to waste a couple of hours in the morning and some in the afternoon as well, when they where at least getting paid.

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    79. Re:Yes. by theaveng · · Score: 1

      It was the same when I worked in a store.

      And I was paid from ~7:50 onward. No nonsense about not paying me until 8:00.

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    80. Re:Yes. by Skater · · Score: 1

      My workplace is exactly the opposite - they tell us to shut down at the end of the day, and if we don't, they log us off (and possibly shut down - I haven't tried it to be sure). We have several thousand employees here. Apparently the reason is that they install patches only when we log in.

    81. Re:Yes. by hattig · · Score: 1

      The issue here is booting to a working environment.

      If you can boot Vista on a standard corporate PC to a working (i.e,. with Outlook open and connected, Excel open, Eclipse/Visual Studio open, browser open) within 5 minutes I am amazed. As an aside I would say they should use Suspend or Hibernate, but again the reality is that these systems mess up so often with XP/Vista and cheap business PCs that you might have to include a shutdown-restart onto that already long wait.

      In my view, you are at work once you arrive at your desk. If you're not getting paid until you can "clock in" on a website, then you're not going to do anything related to work are you? You're going to get a coffee and chat with other coworkers in the same situation. In addition the law should state that computer operators should spend 5 minutes an hour away from the computer, and there are breaks and lunchtime allowances too that I bet the companies ride roughshod over.

    82. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We actually have an interesting system at my work.

      I am always on call. I am technically always working. If, at 2AM while dreaming about Boomer/Helo in a bikini whispering "Put it in the toaster" I'm suddenly awoken by my duty cell phone, I have 15 minutes to call back.

      Work an extra 15 hours a week to fix a server? No problem. I am on duty.

      The cool thing is that they don't pay me a penny extra for any of this work. How awesome is that.

    83. Re:Yes. by severoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the service industry is a bad example. I worked at a convenience store for a summer and my wife worked at a coffee shop for a while. Both of us stopped getting paid when the doors were locked despite the fact that there was still cleanup to be done. The theory was that we were supposed to be cleaning as the shift was winding down, but time and customers rarely allowed for that.

      My approach to that would be to do all the cleanup that needs doing and let customers wait. If my boss has a problem with it, I give him a choice—I can wait on customers now and leave at quittin' time, I can do it now while customers stack up and get steamed, or he can pay me OT when I stay late. There's no fourth option where I work for free.

      The only way working and not getting paid for the time is acceptable is if I'm a salaried employee paid to meet Goals & Objectives. If I'm hourly, time spent doing something—anything—for my employer, whether booting up a machine or cleaning up a restaurant, is time I'm getting paid. IANAL but I understand that's basic labor law.

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    84. Re:Yes. by garett_spencley · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I consider myself to be libertarian but I don't see any problem with unions. To prevent workers from organizing is contrary to libertarian principles. How can one value liberty and freedom to the fullest extent allowable (meaning to the point where one group's freedoms impede another group's) and yet deny workers the freedom to organize ?

      A lot of people, myself included, have observed problems with unions making ever increasing unfair demands and being at least partially responsible for creating the incentive for companies to outsource. Yet I still support a worker's RIGHT to unionize. Just as I support the companies RIGHT to try to get the best labour possible at the lowest cost.

      I don't see where people started to get this idea that libertarianism is a synonym for greedy capitalism. Yes we favour free market and don't like government interference. Yet that has nothing to do with favouring corporate execs over workers. People seem to have gotten things so twisted since the US economy went south. Pointing to the recession and saying "see! free market doesn't work and this is what libertarians want !!!!". Try doing some reading first and then ask yourself if you really believe that libertarians want corporations to be able to influence government to increase their power. Libertarians are directly oppose to power in all of it's forms. That's the very fundamental basis of libertarianism. That relates to unions in the sense that unions are a way of countering power levied against workers. There's nothing wrong with that. Certainly not in libertarian politics.

    85. Re:Yes. by mattcasters · · Score: 1

      Ok, so most of the time it's a minute or so to boot up a computer. However, most of these PCs in the large corporations we're talking about are heavily customized beasts that drag all kinds of stuff from the network, set permissions, verify settings, update registry settings, start custom software, etc. That can takes one or two minutes as well.
      And then there is that situation where someone at the IT department sends an update to a few hundred PCs that all get their software updates from the same file server. Before you know it you're twiddling your thumbs for half an hour, doing another reboot, etc, etc.
      And finally there are situations where you PC is simply broken.

      I've personally had all these happen to me in the past at a certain bank I used to work.

      Now take that loss of time over the period of a year and you have ( 3 minutes x 2 per day x 220 days a year ) + ( 10 times a delay of 15 minutes of updates ) + ( 1 times of 2 hours downtime ).
      That adds up to more than 24 hours in total you're working and not getting paid. (3 days off folks :-))

      If there are network problems over longer period of times, performance problems during "peak" hours, a slow server somewhere, this can increase that time even more.

      Personally, I couldn't care less about all this, but I can see clearly why certain groups of people (unions, etc) might have a problem with it.
      I suppose they see hundreds of people in an organization losing 24 hours per year on a booting PC and they have themselves a nice case.

      Matt

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    86. Re:Yes. by fprintf · · Score: 1

      I concur with this. I work for an 25k+ employee organization and it takes between 10 and 20 minutes to get to my email each morning. That is, I arrive at my desk at 7:10 every day and cannot start working until 7:20 - 7:30, depending on whether something is being installed. Unfortunately I cannot just turn on the machine and let it run, I have to turn it on, wait 2 minutes for the login prompt (Windows XP) and then set it on its merry way.

      Shutdown isn't much better as the machine has proven unreliable. I hit shutdown and have to wait for poweroff before putting my laptop away. I leave at 4:25 but usually start the shutdown at 4:17. A few times I have been in a rush and just hit shutdown, closed the lid and threw it in a drawer only to come in the next morning to a machine that did self-shutdown at 3% battery.

      So all in all I am spending a minimum of 17 minutes each day waiting for my computer. I am salaried, so get paid for this time, but I would expect any hourly employee to be paid also.

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    87. Re:Yes. by quetwo · · Score: 1

      While I don't work for a call center, my office computer does take an average of 10 - 15 minutes to boot up. Crappy networking, crappy filer, and a poor setup causes my 500MB profile to go across the network, at the same time that everybody else is logging in too. I hit the power button at 8am, get my login prompt at 8:01, and get control of my desktop at 8:15 or so. It happens every morning, and I hate it.

      Now, mind you, I'm salaried, so for me it doesn't effect my pay, but if it did, I would be contacting the labor department.

    88. Re:Yes. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Well, I've only got one of those degrees, but I'm sure I'd agree with you if I could remember what you just wrote!

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    89. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      United we bargain, divided we beg.

    90. Re:Yes. by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      I second this. I rarely reboot my work computer because it takes so long to restart. I think they run a virtual desktop off a main server and that takes forever to load through a 100mbs link, especially when everyone is starting up as well. Then you have to fire up Outlook, which is crucial because there's a file management plugin that's the only way to access those documents. The combined startup of those two POS (pieces of software) takes twenty minutes. When you shut down the system, it takes ten minutes while it copies all the e-mail you sent and received for the day to a local cache or something. It's pathetic.

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    91. Re:Yes. by j-cloth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes it was illegal, but the problem with crappy service jobs is that the people who have them are often desperate and, in the employer's view, expendable. We were both students and were happy to have a pay cheque -- any pay cheque. We could have complained and improved the workplace, but the effort involved was better spent getting a better job.
      I think that if the capitalists want you to vote with your dollars to weed out the crappy products or companies by not buying from them, it's even more important to vote with your hours and just not work for assholes any longer than necessary.

    92. Re:Yes. by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I love the young kids working and doing what some Jerk-wad boss tells them to do. If I get paid from 8-5 then I turn on the PC at 8:00am and not a second before, and Log off? screw that, the pc get's it's power button held down at 5:00pm or I start shutdown at 4:50.

      If the boss bitches I say , "so fire me" I'm doing the company a favor, not the other way around, dont be scared to tell your boss no, he needs to thank you every day for coming in and giving the company your skills.

      Yes that is reality, many of you guys out there think otherwise and that is why the workplace is such a craphole. you pump up these idiot managers that think they are doing you a favor, they never are.

      P.S. my attitude got me promoted all my life. I'm now a top level exec at a startup that is going stron in this economy. and I bring my workers doughnuts every friday out of my OWN POCKET. to say thank you to them for coming in to work and working for me.

      any boss that does not do that is utterly worthless.

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    93. Re:Yes. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      XP with all the corperate crap installed...

      Easily get a 15 minute boot time before I can launch an app to clock in. Extra points when you have to launch citrix to load the clock in program...

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    94. Re:Yes. by pkaeding · · Score: 1

      My old work computer would take 10 - 15 minutes to go from being turned off to ready to use, but that's only if you include the start up times of Outlook and Eclipse. Since I had to start those too, I couldn't really do something else for the entire time it took to boot up.

      Now, I have a new Mac Book Pro, and it takes ~1.5 min.

      Also, I am salaried, so the time it takes to boot doesn't matter as much, except for being frustrating.

    95. Re:Yes. by textureglitch · · Score: 1

      We had a solution for that at the place I used to work. There was one computer in the hallway serving as a time punch-in machine. You'd go there, type your login and password and it would register you as being at work from then on, regardless of your own computer being booted up or not.

      We had computers running Windows 2000 that took 15-20 minutes to boot up, what with all the corporate network scripts and anti-virus updates it needed to run before you'd even see the login box. Then it took another 2-4 minutes for the desktop to become responsive, and god knows how long to start up all the applications you needed.

      If employers don't want to pay you for booting up, make a boot up script. I can't imagine how this can ever become an issue.

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    96. Re:Yes. by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I'm booting the computer to do work for them. Were I not working for them, I would not be booting that computer. Therefore, I should be paid for that time. Just like if I'm travelling they are responsible for the hotel bill, meal allowance, etc. The same could be said for walking from my desk to a meeting or when going from the main building to a secondary building, etc.

      As for my morning/evening commute, I "charge" them for that time by reading Slashdot on their time or leaving a little early on Friday. I'm sure it evens out in the end (wink, wink).

      Layne

    97. Re:Yes. by Wanon · · Score: 1

      Don't clock out for lunch/tea break, presto time saved! :D

    98. Re:Yes. by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. And it's not like the employer has a bad deal here - people usually don't get paid for the travel time to work, which often adds up to many hours over a week. Starting the clock when you are in the building is already a compromise that should be more than fair to the employer.

    99. Re:Yes. by zaax · · Score: 0

      It took me 2 hours this morning before it booted. First boot failed. Rung support
      'Can you reboot?' - 15 mins later - failed to boot
      'Oh ic whats wrong try re-booting again.'
      15 mins later fails again 'Ooer and more you need a new base station we will send a tech ....

    100. Re:Yes. by theaveng · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes but the fix was so EASY. Pick up the phone and call the State Department of Employment. Ask for anonymity and report that you worked half-an-hour after closing without pay. Multiple times. It won't be long until your employer is on the hot seat, and you will still have you job since he/she won't know who did it.

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    101. Re:Yes. by sqldr · · Score: 1

      quite right. if they're not going to pay me to boot it, then they can damn well boot it themselves and I'll come in when they're done.

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    102. Re:Yes. by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't think the Pimp's Union will stand for that.

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    103. Re:Yes. by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      My cheap-ass, enormous industry-leader international company, won't pay for our coffee so I buy it out of my pocket.

      And my cheap-ass boss stops by from time to time because free-for-him coffee is too good to pass up.

      Can I get that last line notarized and sent to him registered mail, I don't think he fully appreciates how large a piece of shit he actually is.

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    104. Re:Yes. by wtfispcloadletter · · Score: 1

      Exactly! At other jobs in the past, we had a time clock, you punched in and punched out. No need for a computer to log into to punch in or out. At my current and last jobs, office workers just report the hours they work. Shop workers "punch in" by entering their employee code at a remote green screen terminal which is on 24/7 and connected to a mainframe which is also on 24/7.

      Maybe they need to start "clocking" people in the second they walk through the door of the building by swiping their card through security or what ever they do.

    105. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless he sacks everyone to be sure (assuming at-will employment)

    106. Re:Yes. by boris111 · · Score: 1

      more than ten or twenty seconds
      You've obviously never experienced my company maintained laptop. 10-15 minutes everyday... seriously. This is not how I'd build my personal laptop.

    107. Re:Yes. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep, I worked in a scumbag fast food operation that would tell their high-school kids to clock out and take a break for 30 minutes because it was getting slow, this to save the price of a large soda in labor expense. You can scream to whatever labor watchdog you want, but the easy thing to do is just walk away and find a real job.

    108. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grooling? grooling! grooooooooooling!!!!

      oh my, your illiteracy made my morning.

    109. Re:Yes. by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      pay one employee a day (on a rota system) to come in a full hour earlier and turn all the computers on?

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    110. Re:Yes. by tixxit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How crappy you are treated usually seems to be inversely proportional to how much you get paid. I don't get how a manager can pay someone next-to-minimum wage, then just expect them to take their shit. I also don't get how someone can get paid next-to-minimum wage and actually take the managers shit. C'est la vie.

    111. Re:Yes. by interploy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Damn straight. As soon as I come in the door I clock in. Booting up the computer and going through the morning routine is part of the job, especially - if your work is like mine - when they have an energy saving policy that requires us to shut down the computer every night.

      Cutting corners like this only causes resentment among the employees, which overall probably makes the whole shenanigan pointless. I wonder if these companies have calculated the cost of higher turnover rate because of these shady practices, or the lessened productivity by those who do harbor resentment. Is it still profitable then?

    112. Re:Yes. by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Most of these are remote teleworkers. Their time clock does not start until they launch the right set of applications on their PCs. Hence, the wait for boot up/app set up. Quite literally, their paycheck is a reflection of their network logon.

    113. Re:Yes. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Put up a jar next to the coffee pot with a sign that says "Coffee $0.25". If he still doesn't pay put up a sign that says "Our coffee fund is empty. Donations would be helpful" For a few days and see what happens.

      Were we work we have a ton of snacks and coffee laid out, people on the honor system drop a quarter for each item, and that money goes to buying more snacks. Though that won't work everywhere.

    114. Re:Yes. by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Too true. Many unions also demand little more than what is required to maintain a competitive work environment, which makes a lot of sense in a professional setting, where potential employees aren't a dime-a-dozen. I'm in a union with my work (IT), and I know I am certainly not overpaid for what I do (actually, a little under the average).

    115. Re:Yes. by Sancho · · Score: 2, Informative

      And that's also illegal. I don't think that there's an at-will state in America where you can be legally fired for reporting that your boss was doing something illegal.

    116. Re:Yes. by JAlexoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then YOU are fired! Surely you are reading this on company time :)

    117. Re:Yes. by Sancho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's worse is that, as you point out, employer practices can make the bootup time longer. Mounting home drives across a slow, busy network (since everyone's getting there at the same time, ya know.)

      At school, I worked in the helpdesk. It took a good two minutes to log in to the old, crappy Window network. Of course, we were still there to answer questions, so we were obviously getting paid, but the point stands.

    118. Re:Yes. by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>I bring my workers doughnuts every friday out of my OWN POCKET

      I personally don't like it when my boss buys stuff for us out of his own pocket, unless he's going in on a group purchase. I don't like feeling indebted to him; while it's unspoken, the message seems to be, "Well *I* did something nice, now you need to hold up your end of the bargain. Like working this weekend."

      It is only a small issue for me, but I would much prefer it if he (or you) would use company money instead of personal. The other issue is that my boss makes at least twice what I get paid- an $8 box of doughnuts is hardly more than a token gesture to begin with.

      -b

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    119. Re:Yes. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what you mean with the "ain't bust, don't fix it" routine.

      A switch blew after a power surge in the Primary School I tech for, and in my absence the IT Manager bought a 24 port hub, not a switch. Needless to say, the latency across the whole network is just attrocious now, but he's too proud to write it off and buy a proper switch. It wouldn't even need to be anything fancy, just as long as it's not pumping 24 clients through one port on another switch (bogging that down), all logging on at the same time at the start of the lesson, all loading the same CD images from the CDServer.

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    120. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my goodness. I don't know if the AC is going to come back to read my comment, but if so, I just want to say that that post just gave me the biggest laugh any /. post has given me for as long as I can remember. :D

    121. Re:Yes. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      *shrug*

      With the screwed up way they setup systems on their corporate networks, it wouldn't surprise me if some Fortune 500 companies' employees experienced 15+ minute boot time on some machines.

      My uncle works at Allstate. I know that when he boots up his laptop with the intention of VPNing into his work network, it reboots *3* times on "bootup". And each bootup is slow-----. Boot->Forced Chkdsk->Update Virus Scanner/Other Security Software->Start VPN Client->Download Update->Reboot->Forced Chkdsk->Update VIrus Scanner/Other Security Software->Start VPN Client->Access Secondary Network->Login to Remote Access System->Reboot->.....

      Honestly. It took forever. It shocked me that someone could design such a stupid system.

      And the updates? They literally happened on *every* "bootup".

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    122. Re:Yes. by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      I would LOVE to be a customer in a coffee shop that gets told that I can't be served because they have to clean up the mess from another customer before the remake that mess for me.

      AWESOME!

    123. Re:Yes. by 3p1ph4ny · · Score: 1

      Libertarianism != getting screwed by your employer. I'd never work for anyone who pulled the kind of shit that the parent's employer pulled, and I'm a libertarian.

      "At will" employment doesn't exist just so your employer can screw you, but so you can protect yourself from getting screwed by your employer.

    124. Re:Yes. by phlinn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right. He should have said "Libertarians are directly opposed to coercion in all of it's forms.". Coercion and power are not the same thing, although that's still an over simplified statement. Although your first example of power is wrong, as Libertarians generally ARE opposed to the state having a monopoly on force used to protect life and property. They recognize a basic right to self defense.

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    125. Re:Yes. by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      My office for years had a Snack Cabinet. It worked on the honor system and I ever only had an issue with one persons honor. I was responsible much of the time for stocking it and posting a price list. We made minimal profit off any sale and the money was used for going away gifts and such so there was never that uncomfortable passing of an envelope and such. Eventually we had to close it down because our office was moved to another building where the vending contractor had a clause specifically prohibitting such informal arrangements. I can't blame him, our soda's and waters were 40 cents, where as his were almost a dollar if not more.

    126. Re:Yes. by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      Yep, he sure does (in my opinion, IANAL). File a complaint with the state for wages owed. They have a department that handles this exact sort of thing. The form will have you put down how much the company owes you and why. It is then incumbent on the company to show why they do not owe the money or pay it. If they're playing games they'll likely pay up just to make it go away, if they think they're right, they may pay it anyway rather than fight it out and risk an investigation.

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    127. Re:Yes. by nsheppar · · Score: 1

      No, it is fully possible to get roaming profiles to load quickly. Using the Group Policy and settings in the user's registry, you can relocate certain folders (e.g. the desktop, which tends to get rather large) to be read directly from the server rather than copying to the workstation on login and back to the server on logout.

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    128. Re:Yes. by nakajoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you'd really plan on going to court and potentially spending more in legal fees than you earn in a year to keep a crappy service job? It's a no-win situation for the employee.

      Fact is that somebody in that position has practically no rights other than to walk out the door on account of how much it costs to exercise those rights.

    129. Re: Yes. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      IANAL yadda-yadda, but in California at least, I seem to recall it was the law that if you show up on schedule for a W2 non-exempt job and have nothing to do and are subsequently told to leave, you are required to be paid four hours for being called in at all precisely because of the opportunity cost being shoved off on you.

    130. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if they chose and OS that didn't need to be rebooted for every littel change in the first place, or where they need to reboot daily due to strange errors that go bump in the nite.. Maybe if corporate america woke up and got off the microgarbage. it

    131. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is nothing inherent to libertarianism that leads to opposing unions. If anything, forming a voluntary association to engage in collective bargaining (in the absence of government interference) is as libertarian a solution to labor problems as one can find.

    132. Re:Yes. by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I guess I don't understand why people are bitching about pay for boot/shutdown times. Are they coming in early or something to boot their computers?

      I come in...clock starts running on my work time. I boot up....at the end of the day, I shutdown, and when I walk out of the building, the clock stops.

      Not sure how others are doing it?

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    133. Re:Yes. by AntiDragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Same goes for me here in the UK. If something were to happen to me while at work or while *travelling* to/from work, my next of kin get a rather large payout. Er...hang on, gotta go check the brakes on my car...

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    134. Re:Yes. by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, one of the best things in life!!!

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    135. Re:Yes. by phlinn · · Score: 1

      Roaming profiles aren't too bad, as long as you redirect the desktop and my documents folders to network storage somewhere instead of including them in the profile. At the very least the documents folder. Most users can be taught to keep the desktop mostly free.

      This has it's own problems of course. It's not fun watching your server fill up with CD's which have been automatically ripped into the 'my music' folder by Windows Media Player. Or with updates from programs like Adobe Reader which don't seem to realize that 'local settings\application data' are there for a reason.

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    136. Re:Yes. by pentalive · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny thing "At will" employment

      You get: To quit on a moments notice.

      Your Boss gets: Able to fire you for no reason also on a moments notice.

    137. Re:Yes. by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Funny

      if you wanna be a super huge gaping asshole

      There's this website you might have heard of...

    138. Re:Yes. by lupis42 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The same goes the other way too, I don't demand that I get paid for an extra half an hour when I come in early and kill some time on Slashdot. I just don't start working until I'm supposed to, unless they *want* me to get overtime.

    139. Re:Yes. by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      "I'm now a top level exec at a startup that is going stron in this economy."

      Really, don't start-up's on principle lose money that's why they need venture capitol & angel funding? Technically you won't know if your business is sound until it fails because of your economy.

    140. Re:Yes. by networkconsultant · · Score: 0, Troll

      Unions are the reason GM cannot produce a good car in north America. Unions are the reason I drive a German car.

    141. Re:Yes. by vishbar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When I was still an hourly employee we used an electronic timecard--you couldn't "clock in" until the computer was booted and ready. Usually took a really long time...30 minutes in total. You didn't even have the option until your machine was booted and workable...God forbid you have issues starting up.

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    142. Re:Yes. by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      A true libertarian recognizes the right of the Individual to hose his or her employer; unions prevent free negation of the individual contract which is at the heart of libertarianism.

    143. Re:Yes. by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

      ...because booting takes (realistically - c'mon, now) more than ten or twenty seconds

      Where I work, the systems administrators run management software on our machines which do software audits, run virus and spyware protection, etc. Booting and logging in can easily take 15 or 20 minutes. I timed it recently on my fast development machine and it took over 9 mintues from cold boot to usable computer.

    144. Re:Yes. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      The solution to this is simple. Leave your computer on all night.

      Its not very friendly to employer's electric bills, but if they force you to have your box online to get paid, they can (as they say in the old country), go suck a dick.

    145. Re:Yes. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Then you and your wife are rubes. Cleaning the store is work, and you get paid for your work. If you're supposed to clean while it's open, but they have policies that you can't clean while customers are their, then they need to pay you. Otherwise you're cleaning their store for free... and why on earth would any sane person do that?

      Crappy job or not, you can demand your pay.

    146. Re:Yes. by Sancho · · Score: 3, Informative

      Funny thing is, they don't get to fire you for no reason. There are lots of reasons that they can't fire you, including but not limited to firings for the person's gender or race, the person's age (if over a certain age) and retaliatory firings for the worker filing a worker's comp claim, for taking leave under the Family and Medical Leave Act, or for whistle blowing (which is the specific issue discussed here.)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrongful_termination

      Now like I said, this varies somewhat by state. There are some federal statutes (like the protected class cases), but mostly, it's defined by the state. And like I said, I don't know of any state where it's legal to fire a person for whistle blowing, though if some allow for that, I'd love to know.

      What often happens in these cases is that circumstances arise for which the employer wants to retaliate against the employee, so they fire him/her. The employee then files a lawsuit claiming wrongful termination, and gives the reason. Generally speaking, these cases are decided upon a preponderance of the evidence, so if the employee gets into court and says, "I reported my employer for doing this illegal thing, and then he fired me!" it's going to be up to the employer to prove that either a) the firing was for no cause (pretty hard to do with) or b) that the firing was with cause, and here's the list of reasons why he was fired.

      The judge or jury or whomever then weighs the evidence to determine whether or not the termination was illegal.

      "At will" isn't as simple as you tried to make it.

    147. Re:Yes. by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, you go to court and sue for damages when you're fired, not to keep your crappy job. You also work with the state departments to get your company fined. If they can't prove that you were dismissed for a good cause, the state would likely assume you were fired for reporting their illegal activity.

    148. Re:Yes. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Heh.. glad to hear people stand up for themselves, and treat others fairly. Although.. maybe you should consider fruit instead of donuts.. :-P

    149. Re:Yes. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Know what's funny about taking 2 weeks to figure out overtime in order to earn interest on that money?

      It earns them more interest for exactly the first 2 weeks.

      Then, they've paid out what they were saving and will keep paying out what they've been saving, every pay period. They break even after the first two weeks.

      Instead of breeding hatred among their employees, they should earn a little less interest for two weeks and start paying overtime when it's owed.

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    150. Re:Yes. by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Are you hiring, by chance? :D

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    151. Re:Yes. by lupis42 · · Score: 1

      Try leaving your PC on and ready to work. Just lock the screen. Don't even turn off the monitor, and disable all the power management. That generally does the trick, as far as chopping 14 minutes off on each end.

    152. Re:Yes. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      "I don't see where people started to get this idea that libertarianism is a synonym for greedy capitalism."

      Oh that's easy, it's because the majority of visible self-proclaimed libertarians appear to poorly educated capitalist cheer leaders. In other words, most of the libertarians we see appear to be nothing more than greedy capitalists who are mostly for libertarianism because they'd pay less in taxes.

      And I've gotten the distinct impression that most libertarians are opposed to unions in practice because they consider them a form of government, and therefore always evil.

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    153. Re:Yes. by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      shutdown -s -t 900

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    154. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unpaid breaks are not only legal, the breaks are required by law.

    155. Re:Yes. by skeeto · · Score: 1

      because booting takes (realistically - c'mon, now) more than ten or twenty seconds

      The first thing I do in the morning at work is check my work e-mail. Going from turned off to reading mail in Outlook is really somewhere between 5 to 15 minutes (yes, it varies) with Windows XP, due to a long network login (not sure why it's so bad) and starting all the required crapware (Symantec, Entrust, Cisco Clean Agent, Altiris Client, Connected DataProtector, Spy Sweeper, plus several in-house scripts) that has to run. To avoid this long boot-up I generally leave my machine on all week and only shut down for the weekends.

      Just a couple years ago, when I was in college, I would go to the computer labs to print stuff out. It would take over 2 minutes (from typing the password to being able to run a program) to log into the brand new Apples with OSX. And these are machines that were already booted! It was really frustrating when the task of printing would take less time than simply logging in.

      So your home computer may boot in 10 to 20 seconds and be ready to go, but machines managed by a big IT department are generally going to be loaded down like a pack mule and waste a lot of user time.

    156. Re:Yes. by Sethumme · · Score: 1

      Do people who work at the local McDonalds get paid for preparing the restaurant to open at the beginning of each business day and for closing up shop at the end? I sure hope so.

      This is the exact same situation. If the employers don't like it, they can pay someone to set up a script to automatically boot the computer half an hour before the start of the business day. I'm sure they can justify the cost once the cost is actually there.

      That analogy is not a solid comparison. "Preparing the restaurant to open" obviously indicates work. If employees come in to work, flip a power button, and then relax or read the newspaper for ten minutes, they aren't putting in work.

      If they are working on other things during that time (e.g., setting up shop) then they should be paid and a non-computer time card should be used. If they ware not working, then that time ought to be treated the same as taking a break during the work day. Whether breaks are covered may differ from the pay arrangement.

      A more interesting analogy would be comparing booting up a computer to the time spent driving in to work.

    157. Re:Yes. by lupis42 · · Score: 1

      Here's the question at the root of the issue: I am on site and ready to work. Employer provided hardware is not yet ready for me to work. Is this (a)My time, meaning that I am required to be at the office for unpaid time which is not part of my normal working day or (b) the employers time, meaning that my shift, which I am to be paid for is more than eight hours, or my productive time is less than my eight hour shift?

    158. Re:Yes. by rcpitt · · Score: 1
      If the employee chooses the system and owns it (i.e. works from home and uses own equipment) then maybe.

      but if the business chooses the equipment and mandates that it be shut down at end of shift and started up at beginning - then it is absolutely work related and an aspect of the (in)efficiency of the chosen tools of the employer.

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    159. Re:Yes. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      If you can boot Vista on a standard corporate PC to a working (i.e,. with Outlook open and connected, Excel open, Eclipse/Visual Studio open, browser open) within 5 minutes I am amazed.

      1m 21s from power button to responsive desktop on my machine, including Domain login via VPN. Core 2 Duo 2.66GHz, 4GB RAM, Vista Ultimate 64.

    160. Re:Yes. by NtroP · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I was still an hourly employee we used an electronic timecard--you couldn't "clock in" until the computer was booted and ready. Usually took a really long time...30 minutes in total. You didn't even have the option until your machine was booted and workable...God forbid you have issues starting up.

      WTF!? I didn't RTFA (of course) but even using Windows, what computer takes 15 minutes to boot? One minute I could understand, 15 minutes? Even my big SQL servers don't take that long to boot the OS and then bring the DB online. If you are fiddle-farting around before logging in then no, you shouldn't get paid. If you are bitching about not getting paid for the 1 or 2 minutes it takes to boot and log in to the system then I submit the boss has the obligation to put a camera on you to make sure you don't answer your personal cell phone or text message anything personal or chat up a colleague about non-work-related stuff or otherwise waste a minute or two of his time.

      If it truly takes 15 minutes to boot your system then your IT guy should not be getting paid at all.

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    161. Re:Yes. by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      So what's the alternative? I have to turn on my computer and then sit there staring at it watching it boot up? Then do I get paid?

      That's stupid. Coffee MAKES me productive, so if I use the boot time to go get my cup, I'm not wasting time doing it later when my computer's ready and I *could* be doing work. You're making it sound like I'm a lazy twit looking for an excuse to be a lazy twit, and that's far from the case.

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    162. Re:Yes. by qor · · Score: 1
      There goes my careful mod work.

      I am *the* assistant for a 17-or-so-people engineering consulting firm. I can tell you that my PC is an Athlon 700mhz with 768mb of ram, running Windows 2000.

      It can easily take 10 to 12 minutes before I'm actually able to sit down and start up shit without having the freshly-booted box slow to a crawl of death on me.

      Lucky for me, we have no such "energy conservation" policies (or not yet, at least), and I can't be bothered with booting every morning (but then again, I get paid for it... fill-it-up-yourself time sheet rather than a clock-in system). Even if and when we do have such a policy, I can tell you without a doubt that I'll get paid for my "booting time"... especially since the bosses can't be bothered to check the time sheets every week, heh (our own version of UAC! Click accept and be done with it)

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    163. Re:Yes. by JDAustin · · Score: 1

      CA State labor law is that any hourly employee scheduled for a 6 hour shift or more needs to take a 30minute unpaid break within the first five hours.

    164. Re:Yes. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      We could have complained and improved the workplace, but the effort involved was better spent getting a better job.

      The subsequent people who worked there are grateful for the fact that you gave them the same choice as well.

    165. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree unions are part of the problem, but GM's has far far more problems than unions. Too many brands, horrible management, decades of poor engineering, putting short term profits above all else, too many dealers, the list goes on and on.

    166. Re:Yes. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I don't think that there's an at-will state in America where you can be legally fired for reporting that your boss was doing something illegal.
      That's true. Instead they have to say that they are firing you without cause.

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    167. Re:Yes. by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      If an hourly employee is wasting off the clock time, it's none of the employer's goddamn business. That's what being off the clock means!

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    168. Re:Yes. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I didn't RTFA (of course) but even using Windows, what computer takes 15 minutes to boot?

      A computer where worse the business that owns it and directs how it is to be set up has realized that since the worker can't clock in while the system is booting, but is at work and can be given tasks to do that don't involve using the computer, the longer the boot process can be engineered to be, the more free work the business gets the worker to do.

      If it truly takes 15 minutes to boot your system then your IT guy should not be getting paid at all.

      As long as you aren't getting paid for that time, and your boss finds other things he can make you do while you wait for it to boot, the IT guy is doing an excellent job at protecting the financial interests of your employer. Why wouldn't they pay him for that?

    169. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Produced by unionized german workers? Moron.

    170. Re:Yes. by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Right then, carry on.

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    171. Re:Yes. by rafaelriedel · · Score: 1

      Of course! I think that I should get paid when I put my feet on the company and I do not need get paid when I put my feet out. Simple like this. Even if the computer takes 8 hours to boot up! :)

    172. Re:Yes. by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The other issue is that my boss makes at least twice what I get paid- an $8 box of doughnuts is hardly more than a token gesture to begin with.

      -b

      On the other hand, tokens can go a long way towards moral...

    173. Re:Yes. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      There is no doubt that such an event would have been covered by workers compensation in the US.

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    174. Re:Yes. by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      What I should have said is that libertarians view power as evil. Perhaps a necessary evil in some cases, but evil none-the-less.

    175. Re:Yes. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      morale
      morale

    176. Re:Yes. by Riturno · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, most flight attendants don't get paid unless the plane is flying. Time on the ground, loading and unloading passengers, etc. are not paid.

    177. Re:Yes. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      This had nothing to do with labor laws, this was scheduling the employee to work from 4-close, telling them on arrival to not clock until told to do so, which might have happened at 4:15, 4:45, etc. They'd also pull it in the pre-close lull, asking people to take unpaid breaks when there weren't any customers. If you pushed back they were "only asking," but a lot of the kids didn't know that.

    178. Re:Yes. by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      This argument did occur to me, however I find it flawed. A company is an organization who's motivation is profit. A union is exactly the same thing. A union provides a service to the companies. A company provides goods or service to consumers. Why should a libertarian government allow entrepreneurs to organize for profit but not workers ?

      There are drawbacks to unions but there are also drawbacks to businesses and corporations. Monopolies are contrary to free market but by definition you can't really have a market with regulation in place to prevent monopolies and call it "free". It's a paradox. In the end I feel that unions have the right to exist. I also feel that companies have the right to say "sorry your demands have passed the point of logic and reason and so we're going to temporarily close and find entirely new labour who is reasonable". Maybe I'm optimistic but something tells me that in a TRULY free market companies and workers would find a balance where companies know that if they try to screw over their workers they'll find themselves without labour and workers know that if they try to screw over their employers that they'll find themselves without work. Both workers and employers have equal power, theoretically.

    179. Re:Yes. by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Lots of corporations have their boxes set up to perform all sorts of updates and such during boot up. Ours even store all of your personal documents on the server (so your desktop/my documents show up the same regardless of where you log on), but the setup means that it actually pulls all those files down from the server every single time you boot up. I don't know if you can easily mount your desktop from a network drive in Windows (I know it's simple as can be in *nix), but our computers don't. Does Windows support *nix style symbolic links? For system folders? God, I'm glad I've never had to administer a Windows system now that I think about this...

      ANYWAY, if you add in the fact that our computers are SEVERELY under-equipped in the RAM department (512 megs, yikes), and 30 minutes to boot definitely happens sometimes. 15 minutes is quite common. I imagine many offices are in the same situation, and definitely understand where this article is coming from, but thankfully everybody in my office is salaried (even mail room employees), with overtime generously provided at your prorated hourly rate when necessary, so it's not an issue here. My sympathies to people who are losing out on all those wages.

    180. Re:Yes. by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      A unions goal is not profit, it is to monopolize a labor force, and profit from said monopoly any way possible. All the "Ethical" considerations are an afterthought. Remember when they began on the various ports around north America in the early 19th century their motivation was a bat and your knees.

    181. Re:Yes. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The cool thing is that they don't pay me a penny extra for any of this work. How awesome is that.

      Depends entirely on how much they pay you base. If they pay you 50k, you're getting screwed royally. If they pay you 200k, quitcherbitchin.

    182. Re:Yes. by immcintosh · · Score: 3, Informative

      You missed the point. He said they get to fire you specifically for no reason, which is absolutely perfectly legal everywhere (at least in the US). Wrongful termination requires you to prove that there was a specific reason you were fired, and further requires that that reason be one of a certain set of categories that are protected. In other words, there are many reasons by which your employer can't fire you, but no reason isn't one of them. All they have to do is simply go up to you, say, "You're fired," and then send you packing, and as long as there wasn't some sort of obvious pattern pointing to a protected class, there's nothing else to it.

    183. Re:Yes. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      The general rule is "Required to be there" = "Required to be paid"

      example somebody calls in a bomb threat and the building is evacuated if your supervisor tells everybody to gather at the local starbucks down the street AND NOT LEAVE you need to be paid until the supervisor "a member of management" tells everybody "okay im calling it everybody can go"

      now in the case of a retail service shop you do in fact need to be paid until you are done with shutdown (since at least the last open cash drawer needs to be counted down) but most of the time you can't justify staying an hour and a half after close (since if it takes you that long to complete shutdown somebody is not doing their job [possibly the manager but...])

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    184. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The instant you push the ON button on the computer, you are working.

    185. Re:Yes. by spasm · · Score: 1

      You don't need to start one. There's several already. Pick according to your location:

      Global

      Australia

      Thailand

      United States

      Canada

      South Africa

      etc etc

    186. Re:Yes. by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Assuming it takes their computers 30 minutes to boot, what do you expect them to do? They hit the power button, and then for 30 minutes they can't work, even if they wanted to. What they do during that time in which they are physically and literally unable to perform work is completely irrelevant. The computer is needed for work, the computer is not on yet, therefore work is impossible. You may as well go have a cup and chat while you're still locked out. You want them to sit twiddling their thumbs?

    187. Re:Yes. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      If I missed his point, it's due to his inability to express what he was trying to say. Go back through the thread:

      "Yes but the fix was so EASY. Pick up the phone and call the State Department of Employment. Ask for anonymity and report that you worked half-an-hour after closing without pay."

      "unless he sacks everyone to be sure (assuming at-will employment)"

      "And that's also illegal. I don't think that there's an at-will state in America where you can be legally fired for reporting that your boss was doing something illegal." --- My post

      "Funny thing "At will" employment

      You get: To quit on a moments notice.

      Your Boss gets: Able to fire you for no reason also on a moments notice." --- his post

      Now, it's entirely possible that he was agreeing with me, but it sounded more like he was trying to claim that at-will means that you can fire a person without any repercussions. That's not the case. I outlined several cases where you simply can't fire someone. In these cases, as I said, the employer is realistically going to have to prove EITHER that there was no cause for the firing, or that the firing was for cause which was unrelated to the act of being reported for doing something illegal. Based upon context, and the common flow of conversation in threaded discussion boards, I don't think that my interpretation was unreasonable.

      What he said was mostly true, with a few exceptions, but based upon context, I think he meant something else.

    188. Re:Yes. by hattig · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're one of the lucky ones that has a company buy you a computer with non-crap components. The XP machine (Dell D820 laptop) I'm on (Core 2 Duo 2GHz, 2.5GB RAM, XP SP3) takes around 10 minutes to get there, and longer to get Outlook and other software up and running. I swear my HP2133 is faster sometimes.

      I wish I could say that it was okay once it was up and running, but XP is such a poor working environment that I can't... Still, when it works it's acceptable.

    189. Re:Yes. by tempest69 · · Score: 1
      At a callcenter, you log into the phone as your punchcard.. once you do, your expected to take calls in a professional manner. If your machine isnt up, it's not going happen, as you cant confirm the identity and service status of the caller.

      luckily the machines were left on. However finding a machine wasnt done on the clock.

      still pretty lame IMHO

      Storm

    190. Re:Yes. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Of course they make increasing unfair demands... its part of negotiation!

      I garauntee for every example of a union making unreasonabe demands, there is an equally egregious example of company management doing it...whether there is a union in place or not...and if there isn't, then good luck.

      Externalities work in all directions. When Sr management deicedes an entire group needs to move to a new building without enough parking, and add 2 hours to everyones commute, thats lots of unpaid man hours that everyone else needs to now make up. It *IS* a defacto pay cut by the hour, but its an externality to them.

      We see stuff like that all the time.

      I am a libertarian too. However, I see no problem with very very strict laws regulating labor in the current environment for one reason: companies aren't people. They are legal fictions with limited liability. Legal fictions get or lose rights at the people's whim. Everything they do is a privilege.

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    191. Re:Yes. by eison · · Score: 1

      The timeclock is on a webpage.

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    192. Re:Yes. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Whatever, if I have to boot the computer to do my job, then doing it is part of my job and I should be paid. Even if I chat and fix my hair as it happens, its still not like I have the option to come in 10 mins later, and punch in without having to sit aroud ad wait.

      If I have to be there, I should be paid. If you are unhappy with how i use my time... thats a seperate issue entirely.

      Its not my fault if the equipment that you provide for me to do my job isn't ready for me when I arrive. Just as much as it is my job to get my work done, its my employers job to be ready for me to do my job for him.

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    193. Re:Yes. by Avery+Smartbear · · Score: 1

      In Venezuela, depending on the number of employees and the localization of the company, the employer must provide for transportation (usually on a company's bus) and if this is the case, half of the normal lenght of the trip should be computed as worked hours.

    194. Re:Yes. by vishbar · · Score: 1

      We have laptops that we hook into docking stations, so this takes into account the time setting up and breaking down all the peripherals.

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    195. Re:Yes. by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Funny thing is, they don't get to fire you for no reason."

      In at will states they do. Now if you mean, I just don't like you, then yes, they fire you for a reason.

      While it is illegal to fire you for a reason related to being in a protected class, they can certainly fire you for something unrelated to that. Everyone will know the real reason, but unless you can prove it, it doesn't matter.

    196. Re:Yes. by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Yep, I worked in a scumbag fast food operation that would tell their high-school kids to clock out and take a break for 30 minutes because it was getting slow, this to save the price of a large soda in labor expense. You can scream to whatever labor watchdog you want, but the easy thing to do is just walk away and find a real job.

      I ran into the same thing when I worked in a fast food place. Printing out a copy of the relevant part of the Ontario Employment Standards Act and giving it to one of the managers stopped that shit though.

    197. Re:Yes. by chenjeru · · Score: 1

      They actually have one in Amsterdam - it's called "The Red Thread"

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    198. Re:Yes. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      IIRC it's on you to prove you were fired for (x) reason, not on the employer to prove that you weren't fired because they felt like it. This can be pretty damned hard to do unless you can get the idiots to speak into a recording device saying you were fired for whistle blowing. It can happen though. A guy I knew in the National Guard was refused promotion because the company didn't like how often he was gone on weekends (he was a car salesman and weekends were important to business). He reported the problem to JAG, and they told him that there was likely nothing they could do in an "at will" state, but they'd look into it for him. The JAG called the dealership and they told him, an officer of the court, to his face, that they'd refused the guy's promotion because he was in the Guard.

      Except in cases of extreme ignorance like that though, unlawful termination/failure to hire suits tend to be really hard to win. 90% of the time the JAGs couldn't help. Employers are usually smart enough not even to give a reason to the terminated employee, let alone to do so in a legally admissible way.

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    199. Re:Yes. by jabelli · · Score: 1

      Why are all you people logging off and shutting down? Is it company policy? What's wrong with Hibernate?

    200. Re:Yes. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      That was my experience in the chain pizza place I worked for in high school. Only exception was we worked till done on the close, not until a set time. We got paid for it though. In fact, for security reasons the closing employee HAD to stay with the closing manager until s/he finished the money closeout. Typically the last 10-20 minutes of my shift was spent watching the manager count money (I was never a manager at that place, but the drawer closeout seemed really complex, the manager almost never finished before the employee finished the nightly cleanup). We were paid for all of that time. There were unpaid breaks, but they were the legally required 15 minutes for a four hour shift or 30 minutes for a 6 or more hour shift. I'd have definitely bitched if they made us work off the clock or sit around and wait for business to pick up without paying us.

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    201. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was mailed a bit over $300 in a class action settlement against the theme park that employed me for a crappy summer job. After working the register, employees would clock out and *then* take their till full of money to the park's mini bank and fill out some paperwork. Employers can't force you to work without pay, it's against the law.

    202. Re:Yes. by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      Over-stated perhaps but not "bullshit"... Libertarians to ARE quite vocally opposed to the state monopoly on violence to protect life and property, I don't see how you could have missed it. To the libertarian the ONLY legitimate use of power (by which they mean the use or threat of violence to compel others against their will) is self-defense. Self-defense is an individual, natural, "inalienable right". Government power is merely the collective expression of that same individual right. SO, anything that would not be justified by an individual acting in self-defense cannot be justified by a government acting on our collective behalf. This is the basic premise of Bastiat's "The Law" and more humorously by P.J. O'Rourke's dictum "don't pass a law if it isn't worth shooting granny over."

    203. Re:Yes. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I guess I don't understand why people are bitching about pay for boot/shutdown times. Are they coming in early or something to boot their computers? I come in...clock starts running on my work time. I boot up....at the end of the day, I shutdown, and when I walk out of the building, the clock stops. Not sure how others are doing it?

      As I understand, the point of TFA is that the clock doesn't start running for those people until after their machine boots up, and stops running as soon as the machine starts shutting down. If they don't have a flexible schedule, then I would imagine that it does involve coming in early so that your computer is running by 9am or whatever the time is...

    204. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were still working there (or perhaps if/when you have kids?), I'd say check their policies. Every service industry shop I've worked for had a policy that you were not to work if you weren't on the clock. Period. It's a liability thing.

    205. Re:Yes. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Unions themselves are the result of excercising one's right of free association. A libertarian can reasonably be against government regulation associated with unions (such as forcing people to join the union to work in a particular field, which, I hear, is a practice in some corners of the world). But unions in and of themselves are perfectly fine from a libertarian perspective (just the same as e.g. voluntary anarcho-socialist communes within a libertarian capitalistic state).

    206. Re:Yes. by rubah · · Score: 1

      Yes. The first thing you do when you walk in the door at work is swipe your time card. The last thing you do before you leave is swipe it again.

    207. Re:Yes. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I'm not in such a position (of boot time not counted towards paid time), but personally, I'm still annoyed by long Windows boot/logon times, so I just hibernate my machine when I leave (we are required to switch the power off when leaving, but not specifically to turn them completely off). It really helps a lot.

    208. Re:Yes. by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      because they'd pay less in taxes.

      What's wrong with wanting to keep one's money rather than have it get taken away by force and then spent by a series of committees (that - in the USA - mostly seem to want to give it to their corporate buddies or use it to bomb brown people)?

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    209. Re:Yes. by philspear · · Score: 1

      The theory was that we were supposed to be cleaning as the shift was winding down, but time and customers rarely allowed for that.

      What about the reverse, during the time the computer is booting up, there is no way for these guys to do ANY work? I don't get paid by the hour, so there's no real financial incentive, but I still turn on the computer and then leave to do something while it's turning on.

    210. Re:Yes. by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I bring my workers doughnuts every friday out of my OWN POCKET. to say thank you to them for coming in to work and working for me.

      any boss that does not do that is utterly worthless.

      My boss only brings in cake, the selfish bastard.

    211. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it truly takes 15 minutes to boot your system then your IT guy should not be getting paid at all.

      One of my best friends works for EDS you insensitive clod!

    212. Re:Yes. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      coercion is evil, sometimes necessary.

      Power - well, it takes power to do things. Lots of power for everyone!

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    213. Re:Yes. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      To give some fair perspective, these "managers" were about 22 years old with maybe some courses from the local community college... running on "common sense" more than any actual knowledge of the world. Sort of the ignorant riding herd on the naive.

    214. Re:Yes. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      A union provides a service to the companies.

      I'd say 'to the workers it represents' rather than companies. It's equivalent of a class action lawsuit vs an individual lawsuit.

      Unions provide services to it's workers in exchange for dues
      Workers provide services to the businesses that they work for
      Businesses provide services/goods to their customers.

      I also feel that companies have the right to say "sorry your demands have passed the point of logic and reason and so we're going to temporarily close and find entirely new labour who is reasonable".

      Yep. I detest 'closed shops' where only union workers can work. Especially if said workers have virtually no power over the union.

      Just because the current workers decide to form a union doesn't mean that I, as the business, can't fire the lot of them and hire new. I just have to be wary of the Circuit City problem* - Workers that are cheap on an hourly scale may not be as cheap once you consider productivity.

      *Where some executive at CC had the bright idea to cut wage costs by firing all the highest paid sales reps - who were getting paid that much because they were selling the most stuff!

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    215. Re:Yes. by willrj.marshall · · Score: 1

      In New Zealand, where I'm from, that would be completely illegal. Time you spend at a job doing something related to the job is paid. No exceptions. Hell, there's an allocated amount of time you spend at the job *not* doing anything related to the job we get paid for as well. It's called 'lunch' (and there are mandatory paid tea breaks). I've lived in the US before, though, and the balance of employee/employer power is much more in favour of the employer than it is here. NZ is quite socialist, so there are much more extensive union and labour-protection laws. So yes. My answer is that, if I'm at work waiting for my computer to boot, I'm *not* elsewhere doing other things, and I'll be paid for my time.

    216. Re:Yes. by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      In most states (assuming the US here) that's illegal, especially for the service industry and hourly employees.

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    217. Re:Yes. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "Both of us stopped getting paid when the doors were locked despite the fact that there was still cleanup to be done. The theory was that we were supposed to be cleaning as the shift was winding down, but time and customers rarely allowed for that."

      Sounds like you're owed a lot of back pay. If you have to stay and clean-up after work you are suppose to be paid, regardless of your boss's "theory".

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    218. Re:Yes. by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...and stops running as soon as the machine starts shutting down."

      Why do they have to watch the computer shutdown?

      I can understand being paid to boot-up, but once you click shutdown, can't they walk away and go home? Do they really need to stand there and watch it for 15 minutes?

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    219. Re:Yes. by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that no one has suggested having a buddy system. Sure, the company should pay someone to come in and boot the computers before the other staff arrives. It's dumb to have idle employees either on or off the clock. But, if the company won't hire a booter upper, then the buddies should take turns coming in and booting all their computers. I mean, if the computer can boot while you are getting coffee, it can boot while you are booting your coworkers' computers.

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    220. Re:Yes. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I've never used one of these systems, but wouldn't it be possible to punch in on somebody else's desktop, or is it tied to your user ID? Or worse, your computer. I could see some pretty bad paydays when the computer which is not your responsibility was broken.

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    221. Re:Yes. by Cramer · · Score: 1

      energy saving policy that requires us to shut down the computer every night

      Pretty much every computer made in the last decade supports low power "sleep" modes and completely powered off "hibernation". Returning from sleep to running usually takes seconds. Hibernation resumes in less than 5 minutes. (usually about 1.) This, of course, ignores the need to perform all those "idle background" tasks that cannot be done with the machine off -- virus updates, windows updates, etc., etc.

      (As I have to explain weekly to sales people... your virus definitions never update because your computer is off or disconnected at 10pm when the server pushes the updates. And since your laptop is usually disconnected from any network when it is reactivated in the morning, it won't be able to check in for a random period of time. And if you are connected at 10pm, your laptop will appear to "go insane" when the update(s) are pushed out because it does a quick scan and/or restarts the software. Windows Update is even worse since it has a nasty habit of eating 100% of the cpu for long periods.)

    222. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That analogy doesn't work. You have (at least in principle) a choice as to how far away from work you choose to live, and thus how long you spend commuting each day. You don't get to choose how long you spend waiting for a computer to be ready -- your employer does.

    223. Re:Yes. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I just read an article last week about a group here in Oklahoma that is suing because the slaughterhouse that they work for does not pay them for time spent cleaning tools, recordkeeping and other administrative duties. I hope they win. As the Bible says "The worker deserves his wages" and "There is one who scatters, and yet increases all the more, and there is one who withholds what is justly due and yet it results only in want."

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    224. Re:Yes. by Cramer · · Score: 1

      PS: A former employer learned the very expensive lesson of what happens when you tell everyone to turn off your monitor before leaving each day so they can "save money on AC". Within 3 weeks they had replaced 90% of the monitors in the building because they wouldn't power back on. It would have been even worse if they said turn your computer off... dead hard drives everywhere!

    225. Re:Yes. by steeef · · Score: 1

      Ridiculous. There's no reason they can't start the computer up (either automatically from the BIOS or via wake-on-lan) for scheduled updates, and have it running when you get in to work, without any slowdowns.

    226. Re:Yes. by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I would gladly work 24h on call for 50k, that's over twice what I am making now for a 8-5 job.

    227. Re:Yes. by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      I find your signature pretty amusing, considering your comment. So which is it? Should the Department of Employment come in and raid your middle-class business-owner's wallet or not?

    228. Re:Yes. by Cramer · · Score: 1

      That's why Vista doesn't "shutdown"; it "hibernates". There are extra steps to make it actually shut the f*** down. But doing so means a lot longer "boot" time due to all the top-secret crap it does on startup.

    229. Re:Yes. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      My computer used to take about 15 minutes to boot, but now it is much longer after having downgraded to Office 2007. Now, Outlook takes an additional 10 minutes to boot up after the main system boots up. Also, there is now a several second delay when moving items between folders that was not present in the old Outlook. And I definitely prefer the old Office Menu System top the crap interface that it has now.

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    230. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of us stopped getting paid when the doors were locked despite the fact that there was still cleanup to be done.

      That is a textbook violation of labor law. The insurance carrier would be especially interested, because if you are injured while at work doing your job, but not on the clock, they don't have to cover you.
      This is a huge liability for the employer, since they are legally required to have such things as workman's comp insurance for all employees, and if they aren't paying you for your time then workman's comp does not apply. If you had broke your ankle while mopping, for example, the employer would be liable for all expense out of pocket, and fines as well.

      As for the time-clock on the computer, if the employer wishes to utilize a time-clock system, they must have one available to 'punch-in' to BEFORE you start your work. So if they want to require you to boot up each day & shutdown at night, and use a pc time-clock to sign in, they would have to have a timeclock PC up & running for you to clock in with before you boot your PC.

      Besides, all employers MUST have a method of clocking in on paper only, for example in the event of a power outage. All you have to do is fill that out each day until your boss gets the picture. If they try to do anything to you about it, go get a lawyer.

      I often see wage & labor violations in the workplace, ESPECIALLY in the service industry where workers are desperate to keep their jobs, and generally have little legal knowledge, will to stand up for their rights, or money & time to fight a shady boss.

      Your town/city/state has a wage & labor commission that you can file complaints with, use it, it's free. Your employer is also required to allow you to file a grievance without repercussions, which is a good avenue to get the attention of the higher ups.

    231. Re:Yes. by OceanKiwi · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I often hot-desk in one of our offices, with a special-bake of Win2k. Unfortunately, because hundreds of other people have previously logged in (the purpose of a hot-desk) each OS keeps bumpf from each and every previous person. I'm not sure if this is the reason for the time-delays involved, but the login process takes at least 5 minutes before being usable.

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    232. Re:Yes. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      That is illegal and you could have bent them over and raped with a judge.

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    233. Re:Yes. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "my attitude got me promoted all my life. I'm now a top level exec at a startup that is going stron in this economy."

      could you be more meaningless.

      I ahve been a top executive at start ups to, big whoop.

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    234. Re:Yes. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Libertarians are directly oppose to power in all of it's forms, unless it favors them.

      there, corrected it for the poster.

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    235. Re:Yes. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      We would someone sit around while the computer shuts down? Click shutdown and leave.

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    236. Re:Yes. by rick1027 · · Score: 1

      I was one of those 22 yr old managers for a while. The HS kids would complain because I would have them work 5 hours without a break rather then 5.5 with a break. There will always be people who are not happy. If your not being paid you can usually leave and return in 30 minutes. I worked at one place who didn't want people to leave so there where no 30 minute breaks just 20 minute paid breaks (can't do that to a minor in the US working over 5 hours). Even at my job now, my break time is at my bosses desecration and I like my current job better then any other job I have ever had. But if you are required to be somewhere at a certain time then you should be getting paid for it. If your not being paid then they probably can't make you stay there.

    237. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto Australia. Dare I say, most of the Western world is like this?

    238. Re:Yes. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      it's even more important to vote with your hours and just not work for assholes any longer than necessary.

      Unfortunately, there's an endless supply of people who need the work badly enough to put up with assholic management.

    239. Re:Yes. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      It won't be long until your employer is on the hot seat, and you will still have you job since he/she won't know who did it.

      Gawd, another Slashdot "expert" who's full of theory and short of experience. Either you've never been in this kind of situation, or you come from some alternate universe where labor law enforcement is properly staffed.

      Which is ironic, given the brainless "government is not the solution" cliche in your sig.

      And yes, your boss will know. Because you'll have been the only one complaining about the unpaid overtime.

    240. Re:Yes. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      They (managers) would learn something, once in awhile, usually after screwing it up for months on end. In addition to stretching the labor laws, my favorite was their way of backing out the sales tax from the night's receipts - one of them had been trained to multiply by 0.95 to get the before (5%) sales tax figure, I suggested that dividing by 1.05 might be more accurate, but that was unthinkable because they had to follow their training... One of my less favorite experiences there was the periodic mixing of bleach and ammonia in a hot mop bucket by some new kid, I don't think there was any permanent tissue damage, but it got really unpleasant several times - I simply refused to enter the area, wasn't popular the first time I did it, but after they stayed in for about 5 minutes they came out too.

    241. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One already exists in Australia (they call themselves the Scarlet Alliance). They also have brothel franchises listed on the stock exchange there.

    242. Re:Yes. by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      This is what unions are for.

      This is what competition is for. I learned very early in my career that companies with labor forces represented by unions are usually the worst ones to work for. Think airlines, auto workers, call centers, and schools. It's impossible to tell where the cycle started, but draconian measures by management compel workers to strengthen their union and make more demands, which compels management to impose more draconian measures over the things they can control in order to keep their bottom line.

      When it is more difficult to fire someone, they are always on the lookout for the tiniest fireable offense, and always on the lookout for new ways to cut costs and increase productivity within the bounds of their contract.

      Basically, unions work very hard to help workers keep their crappy jobs at crappy companies. They also try to bargain for minimum productivity requirements so ridiculously low that the company has tremendous pressure to keep wages commensurately low. By doing both those things, unions are ultimately working against the best interests of those they represent.

      Do yourself and your fellow workers a favor. Quit and go to work for a company that doesn't need a union to retain workers. There are plenty out there.

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    243. Re:Yes. by ajwitherby · · Score: 1

      Surely if you are required to be present, you should be paid?

    244. Re:Yes. by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      A start to the solution may be to have a "Wake on Lan" script that runs for various computers at various times during the day depending on the arrival of employees. We moved to an online time card service and employees were afraid of being late because of computer boot times. There still is a lag while the computer completes the log in process and runs a log in script but most of the PC's are ready to clock in within 30 seconds.

      Some of those PC's would probably take up to 10 minutes otherwise.

      Minimize power consumption, Minimize employee/company clock-in issues.

    245. Re:Yes. by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      I worked at a convenience store for a summer and my wife worked at a coffee shop for a while. Both of us stopped getting paid when the doors were locked despite the fact that there was still cleanup to be done.

      I experienced something similar in my very first job. Closing crew were allowed 30 paid minutes to clean up the shop before leaving - one hour was more usual for the time it actually took.

      Those of us who grumbled eventually found ourselves not working there any more which suited me fine.

    246. Re:Yes. by SL+Baur · · Score: 0

      This is insightful. Been there, done that, too.

    247. Re:Yes. by theaveng · · Score: 1

      It IS the purpose of government to regulate contracts, and the employer-employee contract stipulates that you should be paid for work done. The idea of not getting paid for the 15 minutes after the door closes, even though you are still mopping-up the floor or emptying trash, is a contractual violation. That is the point where the government steps in to mediate (and punish) the person who violated the contract (the employer).

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    248. Re:Yes. by theaveng · · Score: 1

      I have been in that situation.

      I won several thousand dollars in backpay + punitive damages. No one's going to protect your rights unless you act.

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    249. Re:Yes. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've seen windows 'hang' on something when you click shutdown....and not actually shutdown. I've been on sites where security would ding you if you just stood up to go get a coke and not lock your machine. Leaving it on overnight was also a no-no.

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    250. Re:Yes. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      P.S. my attitude got me promoted all my life. I'm now a top level exec at a startup that is going stron in this economy. and I bring my workers doughnuts every friday out of my OWN POCKET. to say thank you to them for coming in to work and working for me.

      any boss that does not do that is utterly worthless

      I'd rather have a boss that paid me enough to buy my own doughnuts.

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    251. Re:Yes. by hattig · · Score: 1

      Tried it. Didn't work reliably with Windows XP on the Dell D820.

      Works with Ubuntu on my HP2133 however, it even restarts the wireless correctly.

      And it just works, and has always just worked, on my now ancient iBook.

      So I blame Windows.

    252. Re:Yes. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I'd like to say "nothing", but the whole "taken away by force" part is, frankly, a lie you tell yourself. It's like you can't understand that there's a difference between being a part of a democracy and a slave. Of course, if I think you don't understand the difference there, well, I'm not going to trust your judgment enough to take your advice. That whole "taxes are violence" line pretty much destroys any credibility the person using it had.

      Of course, there's nothing inherently wrong with wanting to pay less in taxes, it's the stupidity that many libertarians coat their desires in that tends to drive non-libertarians away.

      And frankly, a large part of the U.S. government sucking comes from flaws in the U.S. system of government. Riders, earmarks, partisan election officials and gerrymandering to name a few big flaws.

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    253. Re:Yes. by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      My fault. Clearly context changes things. I sit corrected.

    254. Re:Yes. by PixelPainter · · Score: 1

      Sounds like all the places that I've worked for.

    255. Re:Yes. by interploy · · Score: 1

      I know, oh, I know. The situation at my work is a classic case of an upper brass blanket policy as part of their effort to "go green". Sleep modes apparently don't cut it for them. It was hard enough for those people who regularly run overnight processes to keep their machines up. IT got around the update issue by setting the computers to run updates at around 10am. I love it when windows insists on reminding me to install updates every few minutes as if I'd somehow forgotten the last ten times.

    256. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If your not being paid. You're

      so there where no Were

      my bosses desecration and Discretion

      If your not being paid You're

    257. Re:Yes. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Uhhuh. And you were also drone in a low-end job who couldn't afford to lose it?

    258. Re:Yes. by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      I'd like to say "nothing", but the whole "taken away by force" part is, frankly, a lie you tell yourself. It's like you can't understand that there's a difference between being a part of a democracy and a slave.

      How is it a lie? How can a US resident chose not to pay taxes without being imprisoned?

      The slave thing is a pointless straw-man argument. Taxes are certainly a lesser evil than slavery, but they're still an evil. As for the idea that anything that the United States government decides is OK because we're a democracy, that's a like that you tell yourself.

      And no, I'm not even saying that because taxes are evil in general there shouldn't be any. Taxes may be a reasonable trade-off in some specific case. But, based on this nice biased graph, I'm going to have to go ahead and say that at least the federal income tax is not only evil, it's a bad deal.

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    259. Re:Yes. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      How is it a lie? How can a US resident chose not to pay taxes without being imprisoned?

      Interesting question, it's a lot like "How can I eat my cake, and not have to pay for it?"

      The key here is you CAN choose not to not be a resident of the U.S. Move someplace else, and don't come back and the U.S. government can't tax you. It's not cheap or easy, but it is the ultimate solution if your democracy doesn't want to run things the same way you want to run them.

      I won't argue that you get a bad deal from the U.S. government, because I think you do. I'm not sure whether you're complaining that 54% of that pie is being spent on the military or 46% of it is not. In either case, the idealized libertarian society spends 100% of it's taxes on the military and police.

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    260. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to remember all the other applications that you have to launch once the computer finishes booting up. Though with that said I've only need 10-15 minutes to get everything running from a turned off computer.

      The other question that comes to mind is wouldn't these businesses actually save quite a bit of money on their power bill if all these employees turned off their computers at the end of their day?

      Where I work everybody just logs off their computers and then turns the monitor off. Leaving the computer running till they come in the next day.

    261. Re:Yes. by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      In either case, the idealized libertarian society spends 100% of it's taxes on the military and police.

      Not only did I never say that I'm a libertarian, I'm certainly not the ideal libertarian that lives (only) in your mind.

      Your method of labeling things and then making judgments based on your ideal image of that label doesn't seem to be working out for you, at least not on "libertarian" and "democracy".

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    262. Re:Yes. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but what you wrote is just profoundly ignorant.

      You act like I'm making this stuff up, rather than it being the well known political rhetoric of libertarians, which if you were paying attention, is what I was talking about in the first place. You are not the topic of conversation here, bud, I suggest you get over yourself.

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    263. Re:Yes. by Snorbert+Xangox · · Score: 1

      PS: A former employer learned the very expensive lesson of what happens when you tell everyone to turn off your monitor before leaving each day so they can "save money on AC". Within 3 weeks they had replaced 90% of the monitors in the building because they wouldn't power back on.

      Exactly how old were these monitors when the policy was introduced? If they were old as the hills, then I can imagine this might happen. If they were brand new, then this is pretty hard to believe, unless they were ca. 2000 Mitsubish 19" Diamondtrons... a PPOE had a lot of those, and I think I took every monitor of that type out for servicing within three years of purchase.

      Surely most monitors should be fine with three years of 12-on-12-off power cycling - think of how long the average television lasts, and how many times it gets power cycled. In a PPOE, my work 17" Sun CRT monitor (not a fancy one, just their 1996 era entry level Trinitron tube thing) got power cycled ~1000 times in the three years I was there, and it was just fine with that. After all, most home users turn their monitors off at night; if they died within a month or even a year from that treatment, they would be costing the manufacturer a bomb in warranty service claims.

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    264. Re:Yes. by Snorbert+Xangox · · Score: 1

      Ditto Australia. Dare I say, most of the Western world is like this?

      Actually, federal Worker's Compensation law in Australia changed last year to remove protection for employees travelling to and from work, and on lunch break. One of my workmates had a nasty bicycle accident on his way to work a couple of weeks before the law changed, and his (after Medicare rebate) medical bills got picked up by our employer; he consoled himself with the knowledge that at least the accident happened at the right time.

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    265. Re:Yes. by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Exactly how old were these monitors when the policy was introduced?

      Like everything else... Old. 5+ years old. And even at 3yo, cycling them after having been run 24/7 will kill them. The gun heaters fail about 90% of the time. And 10% of the time components fail.

      think of how long the average television lasts

      TV's spend their entire life cycled. If you read the fine print, running a common tube TV (which is not "common" these days) 24/7 voids the warranty. And there's a big difference between a TV and a computer monitor. For one thing, you don't sit 2ft away from your TV looking at individual pixels. When it takes a TV a few minutes to reach normal brightness, people tend not to notice; when it takes 5 minutes for a computer monitor (CRT or and LCD's backlight) to brighten up, people complain. And brightness is not the only issue. Old CRT's take a while to warm up and reach proper focus and convergence -- the screen looks "fuzy" for a while after power on; this isn't noticable on TV's (esp. "SD" sets) because it's very low resolution and you're 6ft+ from it.

      I stopped using my decade old Sony 21" (GDM-500) because it took too long to warm up and be usable. And it draws too much power, and generates too much heat, to run 24/7. (esp. when I have a 2lbs, 18W LCD panel.)

    266. Re:Yes. by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      I'd like to say "nothing", but the whole "taken away by force" part is, frankly, a lie you tell yourself.

      Not about me, eh?

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    267. Re:Yes. by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1

      oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was being judged on bad spelling.

      Us here in dem Boondocks aint given no fancy smancy edumacation. Its amazin dat any of us be able to understand what'cha all mean.

      I do not believe my ability to spell is related in any way to the conversation at hand. If you want to be a douche(which you've mastered pretty well troll boy,) I recommend keeping the comments at least related to the topic.

  2. 15 minutes? by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How the hell does it take anyone 15 minutes to boot up their computer. Even at it's most malware choked, my girlfriend's took less than 10 to get to desktop.

    1. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      she spent more than 10 minutes choking on my cock

    2. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You've never booted from a remote disk on the other end of a slow connection, have you?

    3. Re:15 minutes? by GNUChop · · Score: 0, Informative

      It's all the crap they load. Anti-virus, M$ Word preloads and all that other crap Windoze people think they need and the malware they don't know about. I've seen W2K take 5 to 10 minutes and can believe that Vista is much worse. I know, it's hard to imagine when you run an OS that does not have to be booted for months, but that's life in the cubicle. Stupid and ugly.

    4. Re:15 minutes? by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not purely the boot time of the computer. Many places require that you open several applications in order to accomplish your assigned tasks. These can take time to load and access as well. If the system administrator(s) use the wisdom of IT to use boot time to scan drives for application and other content audits, it can take quite a while before the machine is actually usable. Same sort of thing happens at shutdown in many places.

      I have had myself removed from the 'normal' network profile to avoid all that crap on my work laptop. I archive at home on the weekends (at my cost) and scan at night for malware etc. I do not need their invasive methods as I am not helpless and lazy as are the users who have forced them to resort to this kind of methodology to comply with security policies, SarBox etc.

      It is more than possible that people spend 30 minutes a day waiting on routine maintenance processes that are run during bootup and shutdown.

      The part I like is that I use the laptop at home, and may be actively running scripts overnight, yes for work. The 'normal' profile includes a forced reboot at 3 a.m. I have spoken quite heatedly several times to IT people about the completely asshat idea that a forced nightly reboot is required for LAPTOPS used by people traveling with the laptop.

      IMO, if you are forced to be at work, and to tend to the pc, then it's payable labor.

    5. Re:15 minutes? by Hao+Wu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In industry, a huge percent of computers are hooked up to machines. Turning them on and waiting for them to initialize is basically part of "booting" the system before you begin. Conceivably, that can take minutes or even hours to perform.

      Also waiting for network connections takes time.

      If that isn't work, then they'd better provide hammocks for the time you are waiting. (Or better, they should just obey the law and pay their employees.)

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    6. Re:15 minutes? by j741 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How the hell does it take anyone 15 minutes to boot up their computer.

      Anti Virus software (such as the bloated Symantec and Norton products) examining every single file that is accessed when a user's 1GB+ roaming profile is synchronized across a network that is already clogged to begin with is just one of many ways to cause this effect.

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    7. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine takes more like 1 hour, and this in slow days with few /. news...

    8. Re:15 minutes? by bcdm · · Score: 1

      I work in a helpdesk/call centre environment for a bank.

      Booting my computer only takes 2-4 minutes, but that's only the beginning. Before I take a single call, I have to have Outlook open, three browsers, and a minimum of six other programs running. Then I need to go over all of our newest releases, since bank policy and procedures seem to change every 30 seconds.

      So all told, that's 10-15 minutes. The evening much less so - only about 2-3 minutes to get everything shut down - but that's still at least 15 minutes a day that I'm not getting paid for. That adds up to be over four digits per year that my company shafts me out of.

      I suddenly have an urge to go on an office-supply-appropriation spree.

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    9. Re:15 minutes? by earnest+murderer · · Score: 1

      Where I work we are using machines I was throwing away 10 years ago.

      400 MHz and 256 Mb ram running Windows XP.
      Seven minutes and McAfee hasn't even started yet. McAfee is another 5, ten if it's the first boot of the day and wants to update.
      Add another 5 by the time Outlook is up and running.

      There are plenty of employers who see a new box as another $300 down the tube and never see the hour(s - some times!) a day spent waiting on the box.

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    10. Re:15 minutes? by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      I wondered about it too . With me , it takes like 1m tops.

      After it's booted , it does a few extra things , wich make that i can't use everything yet, but i can start reading mails , etc. By the time i'm done with that , it's completely usable.

    11. Re:15 minutes? by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      So why don't you punch in beforehand?

    12. Re:15 minutes? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      In a fair few cases, "punching in" is now something that happens on the server, when you finish getting all that stuff booted up, not something that happens at a box by the door. Architecturally, it makes perfect sense: why have another box, when employees starting the day are correlated 1 to 1 with loggable server events? On the other hand, though, it makes all the bootup and login time "off the clock".

    13. Re:15 minutes? by swilde23 · · Score: 1

      welcome to booting to a windows domain managed from some other part of the country on a computer running Desktop Authority... :( I just don't bother logging out anymore. Standby works well enough for me when I need to take my laptop somewhere.

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    14. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work at a major oil company. We use Windows 2000, all sorts of stuff is scripted and permissioned. From a cold boot it takes 12-15 minutes to start up in the morning. I work in a group that consults and bills to other groups, so I either have to eat the time or bill it to another part of the company.

    15. Re:15 minutes? by EvilIdler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever had a job at a place with a large Windows-based network? You'll understand when you do.

      There can be all sorts of crap required by company policy, servers to wait on, user accounts to be replicated, login scripts to launch and the most bloated anti-virus because the management got a good deal on it. Company computers are often fairly old, especially in government facilities where I live. I've supported the ones for the social services, for example, and they were dreaming of upgrading to 512MB RAM on XP.

    16. Re:15 minutes? by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A lot of call centers don't work like that. You "punch in" when you log into your phone, but that can't happen until all the other crap the parent poster talked about is done. Basically, a lot of call centers don't consider you to be working unless your phone is active and able to take calls, which often means not getting paid for bathroom breaks, etc.

      It's something that I think really needs to be addressed, because even 10 minutes a day wasted on this crap is more than a week's worth of unpaid work every year.

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    17. Re:15 minutes? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      It's because they're not being forced to shoulder the cost of that waiting - the employee is. They like it like that and will fight tooth and nail to keep it from changing.

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    18. Re:15 minutes? by bcdm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So why don't you punch in beforehand?

      Because I get paid from 9-5, no matter when I actually show up. However, we have been told several times by our superiors that not being ready to take calls at 9 is unacceptable. Our compliance to schedule is measured as well, and not taking calls at 9 = out of compliance = anything from loss of bonuses to disciplinarian action.

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    19. Re:15 minutes? by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

      They might have a combination of windows 2000/NT, slow network, roaming profiles, everyone logging in at the same time, and a gigabyte of unnecessary junk foolishly located on the desktop (so it has to be loaded with the profile, over the network, at the same time as everyone else is doing the same thing.

      I can see a company doing something stupid like that.

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    20. Re:15 minutes? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      on one hand yes, it would be good to start that much earlier so the computer is up at the proper time you expect to be paid. On the other hand, If I'm expected to be at work at 8 and the tools take time to warm up, that's their problem, not mine. Otherwise they'll just add more things to do eating up my time they're not paying for.

    21. Re:15 minutes? by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know how anyone can tolerate waiting more than a second or two before they start using a computer. I never shut my computers off (and reboot perhaps once or twice a year) because I always have tons of stuff open at any given time, when I walk away and come back I pick up right where I left off. It'd drive me absolutely insane if I had to recreate my desktop state every time I walked away.

      It's a similar situation with laptops too. Most people I see do a full shutdown and power off every time they move their laptop, meaning it takes them several eternities to boot up again and reopen whatever it is they previously had open. I just suspend my laptop to RAM (no, not hibernate or suspend to disk, they're worthless junk) when I move it and then resume it later, which takes all of a second or two both ways and preserves all application state.

      I understand that some people do prefer to shut off their computers with startling frequency for a variety of reasons (conserving power, busted ACPI implementation, etc), but doing that on Windows would be even worse, as it doesn't even offer an option to restore your state when you log back in, unlike competent DEs such as KDE which have done this for years (which isn't perfect, but is at least a thousand times better than nothing).

      So really, I probably spend way less than 15-30 minutes waiting for computers to boot/resume per year (a rough estimate suggests that 15-30 seconds per year is probably closer). I can't even begin to imagine utterly wasting half an hour each day just waiting for a computer to start up.

    22. Re:15 minutes? by influenza · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I worked at a call centre, punching in was tied directly to the "ready to take calls" status on my phone. We were expected to reboot and sign into the computer and about 8 applications and websites and read all the newest service alerts before signing into the softphone to take calls.

      As soon as we signed out of the softphone for any reason other than a scheduled break or training it also punched us out. So we weren't paid for reboots or quick trips to the bathroom, or even for stepping away from your desk to ask a supervisor or colleague for help between calls. Well, the supervisors would make sure you got paid if you had to talk to them by correcting your time sheet, if they remembered.

      Shafting the employees for 15 minutes every day only made it that much worse for the company. Their customers got poorer service and were put on hold frequently. We also found ways to cheat the system. Time theft was rampant there, and everybody justified it to themselves and others as fair because the company was stealing from us everyday. Management would eventually weed out the worst offenders, but being a shitty call centre it had a very high attrition rate as it was so getting fired was kinda difficult.

      While I was there, I contacted a reporter for the newspaper who was also a former president of his local. His union also represents workers in call centres, and he and I met for lunch with a union organizing rep. He told me that he would help bring the union in, but often call centres will simply relocate as soon as they notice any organizing. This was very likely at my call centre, where on the first day of training we had to read together the first page of the training binder a bunch vaguely threatening anti-union propaganda.

      One time while I was working, fire alarms went off in the building. I told my customer about the alarms and that I had to hang up. Just as I was doing that a supervisor stood on a chair announced that they were checking to see if it was a false alarm and to keep taking calls. I locked my computer and headed towards the exit, where another supervisor was physically preventing people from leaving by standing in front of the entrance in a fighting stance. A few minutes later news came back that it had indeed been a false alarm, but they hadn't known that when they prevented us from leaving.

      It's that same attitude from the Triangle Garment factory. These call centre companies are 21st century white collar sweat shops. That day when the fire alarm went off really put things into perspective for me.

      Needless to say, I didn't get paid for the time away from my desk trying to get out of the building because of fire.

    23. Re:15 minutes? by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unless you're salaried, your boss is out of compliance. When you're ready to move on, make sure he gets a visit from the dept of labor.

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    24. Re:15 minutes? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Can't you use hibernate so you start with all programs running? I only fully reboot my work system every couple weeks (when windows takes a shit on itself).

    25. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my old school it took more than 5 minutes to boot up and log in to a clean NT4 workstation onto a Novel server.

      Now add Vista complete with a load of service packs, add the fact that everyone is likely to be logging in at the same time. Prehapse people have 100mb files on their desktop which in the morning login peak could come across painfully slow. Then add company specific applications, some even requiring another login process...

      Yes computers can easily take 15 minutes to boot when you're not at home, and you're not one of the /. crowd who are most probably capable of keeping your system sleek.

    26. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I worked in a call centre where we only got paid once we started calling. My day would typically start like this:

      * boot computer
      * realize the mouse is broken
      * go look for a replacement mouse
      * realize the ps/2 port is doesn't work either
      * boot another computer
      * can't connect to the network
      * boot another computer
      * login to computer
      * wait for client software to start
      * login to client so I finally get my employee id on the time sheet
      * discover that my head set is broken

      It would sometimes take me close to 45 minutes to find a terminal where everything was working. People more desperate than myself would show up 30 minutes early for their shift and guard the last working terminal they had used. It's a sad kind of life. There's really no financial incentive for the company to fix everything.

    27. Re:15 minutes? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Having worked in two separate call centers in two different fields (bank customer support and ISP technical support) I can verify pretty much everything you said to a T. Although I will say that I do not believe that the situation with the fire alarm would've happened at either place I worked, but then again I probably worked at two of the more civilized call centers in the US.

    28. Re:15 minutes? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      which often means not getting paid for bathroom breaks, etc.

      Sounds like a good reason to leave the phone on when you're not at the desk.

    29. Re:15 minutes? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      I subbed to a major aerospace company (which shall remain nameless).

      Their standard PC boot included full updates to everything and anything and took a good 15 minutes before the system was usable. 30-45 if there was a major update in the pipeline.

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    30. Re:15 minutes? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but it's often a terminable offense in places like that.

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    31. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My work computers (that are administered by company IT, rather than the ones I've managed to wrangle into administering myself off the secure network) take about 15 mins to log in.

      It's usually not the PC itself but corp networks and all the stuff that they're running on your machine that slows it down.

      Incidentally, it used to be that in the UK some fast food restaurants made the employees clock out if there were no customers. That was clamped down on due to the sheer illegallity of it. (You're in work, you get paid. The lack of work to do is the employers concern, not the employee)

    32. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How the hell does it take anyone 15 minutes to boot up their computer. Even at it's most malware choked, my girlfriend's took less than 10 to get to desktop.

      When you work for a Fortune 100 they run all sorts of scripts, upgrades and inventories at boot up and shut down. On any given day it can easily take 15-30 minutes....especially if everyone is logging in at the same time. It's stupid and it's completely the employer's fault but it's what they do and it really does take a ridiculous amount of time.

    33. Re:15 minutes? by C18H27NO3+ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's the kind of thing I have issue with.
      If you get paid to start at 9 yet your computer takes 20 minutes to boot-to-usable, to be in compliance you would be required to arrive at work at 8:40 to get the ball rolling to be ready in time.
      There are only 2 values of time when someone has a job; their personal time and their work time and neither should infringe on the other without consequence.

    34. Re:15 minutes? by socsoc · · Score: 1

      You had a few good points, but then sounded like the worst case scenario for a user. I am in a smaller company and don't enforce mandatory reboots on laptops, because I don't allow laptops on my network.

      But your own backups at home and you flaunt their policies because you "know better..." The IT guys are supposed to know SOX compliance standards. You are not "helpless and lazy", but you are one the guys that piss of the IT department. Your saving grace is that you tried talking to them about it and they didn't listen. Aside from that, I would have tried to get you fired.

    35. Re:15 minutes? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Unless the supervisor was a very large guy who could easily take on your entire office, he needed a swift kick in the balls.

      I work in a secondary school, and I can guarantee you that even if a student was blocking the exit while the fire alarm was going off, they'd get tackled to the floor and dragged kicking and screaming outside.

      My responsibilties don't end with my own safety; I need to make sure everyone else is safe, too.

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    36. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > where another supervisor was physically preventing people from leaving by standing in front of the entrance in a fighting stance.

      That can land them in prison and actually that is where they belong.

    37. Re:15 minutes? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I prefer to do things properly...

      Call me old fashion....

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    38. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell does it take anyone 15 minutes to boot up their computer. Even at it's most malware choked, my girlfriend's took less than 10 to get to desktop.

      We're not talking about home PCs. My home PC takes less than 1 min from power on to usable desktop.

      Corporate PCs logging on via congested networks are completely different. My work PC takes about 30 seconds to get to the logon screen - and then anything from 2 minutes to 30 minutes (or more) to log on, depending on how congested the network is. No, it shouldn't be like this; but that's how it is in lots of companies.

    39. Re:15 minutes? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Are you paid depending on the number of calls/tickets you answer or paid by the hour?
      Because if your paid by the hour then they should be paying you as soon as your at your desk, setting up is a part of the job and you should be paid for it.

      I'm a truck driver and I get paid while the warehouse is loading my truck (I drink my morning coffee).

      Whatever your start time is, that's when they should pay you from. It's normally good practice to be onsite 10mins early which you don't get paid for but you also don't have to start your job (that includes setting up) until your start time.

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    40. Re:15 minutes? by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha Dept of Labor Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Seriously folks the dept of labor only represents employers not employees. They WILL NOT go after an employer for not following the Fair Labor Standards Act. They only ASSIST employers in being COMPLIANT (this is there stated policy).

      if you want to be paid, YOU HAVE TO SUE. This is why employers get away with this shit. They have no real liability till it gets big enough for a class action suit. Its just not economical for an individual to follow up a complaint.

    41. Re:15 minutes? by Zwicky · · Score: 5, Funny

      Call me old fashion....

      Shuddup, a-line flares! You ain't nothin' but a lime green tank-top!

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    42. Re:15 minutes? by titzandkunt · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true.

      One time, we had an all-hands meeting scheduled for 08:00 sharp. Basically it was a "come to jesus" meeting because a milestone had been missed, bonus payments would not be forthcoming and therefore upper management need not spend lunchtime pondering the wonderful range of paint jobs that BMW offers.

      We had a flexitime system back then, wherein the latest you could arrive for work was 10:00 am, so by specifying 08:00, it was made crystal clear that this was a serious event. Furthermore, we were told to bring along our current status, achievements, slippage etc. No problem - I'd collated this info into a tidy little spreadsheet the night before, all I needed to do was print it out.

      I arrived at work a little later than I intended - about 07:40 - and switched on my PC.

      [NB - the messages below are approximate in content and order. I was far too pissed-off to recall them exactly at a later date.]

      "Applying security policy"...

      "Updating system settings"...

      "Checking user info"...(by now it was 07:50 and my fingernails were embedded in my palms)

      Finally! A login dialog! I enter my details and hit return.

      The login dialog kind of grays-out and sits there...

      And still it sits there..

      "Starting windows desktop"...

      Sweet Jesus, a windows desktop at 07:55! But Wait - What's this?

      Three dos boxes appear on the screen, all doing something or other and each sternly warning me not to touch the mouse or keyboard. Give me strength!

      At 07:58 I get to interact with the required apps and fire off two copies of my status report. I got into the meeting last and at 08:01. The boss said, with not an ounce of humor, that it was good of me to turn up and is it ok if we start now? Not a good start...

      Long, boring (although I was anything but bored at the time) but a real-life example of how achingly slow the corporate bootup / login process can be. If you have difficulty visualising my frustration and rage, have a look at "Office Space", specifically the part where Peter is trying to quickly shut down his machine and duck out early.

      I'd never noticed or known how slow the process was before that day because I'd usually switch the machine on, then head off to the stand-alone network where the testing is carried out and get all those machines started up. By the time I'd done that and grabbed a coffee to take back to my desk the login prompt would be up and it would be a relatively short wait to get started.

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    43. Re:15 minutes? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      They have 800MHz, 256MB RAM PC's running CAD software and engraving machines in the D&T dept here.

      Makes me cringe to go and do anything as simple as replace a mouse; It's a 20 minute process to plug in the mouse and boot to a useable state.

      PS/2 only.

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    44. Re:15 minutes? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      ummm....

      ok

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    45. Re:15 minutes? by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Agreed--plus the fact that anywhere from dozens to hundreds of other people are doing the same thing at the same time, and yeah... 15 minutes is about right.

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    46. Re:15 minutes? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I don't know about America, but here in Australia its illegal to not pay for bathroom breaks.

    47. Re:15 minutes? by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      I do too, but I don't have a choice in what my employers have in place.

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    48. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old fashion would be a thin-client, so you're more middle-fashion. Also, not everyone gets to decide their IT set up (by not everyone, I mean almost no one).

    49. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I currently work in a call center (posting AC), and I always hear horror stories like this. I must work in the best damn call center in existence.

      Sure they tell you when to take breaks and lunches and they are demons about clocking in and out, but the phone is the punch-clock just as you said. The computer on my desk takes 20 seconds to boot to a login screen from cold, and I can have all of my appropriate programs running (a few instances of IE6, other dinosaur-apps, etc) in less than 5 minutes. I have my own medium-sized cubicle (which, at other companies, I'd have to share the same space with another) and only one or two of the supervisors are incompetent or dickholes - most are friendly, capable, and willing to help.

      If it weren't so soul-crushing and phone-intensive, I'd love it. The worst part of the job is dealing with angry or abusive customers and I flat out hate talking on the phone, professionally or personally, so it's quite stressful to put it mildly.

      (haha captcha sadden)

    50. Re:15 minutes? by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      You typed "Old Fashion" Instead of "Old Fashioned"

      Old Fashioned: Meaning antique, passe, outdated, or traditional in personality or behavior (when referring to a person or one's self).

      Old Fashion: Old styles of clothing.

      What a difference two little letters can make.

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    51. Re:15 minutes? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Sir, I understand your confusion. It happens that I'm the sysadmin for > two dozen Solaris/Linux servers where I work, and the class D network segment that they are attached to.

      Laptops are necessary for us. The business functions 24/7 and there are not enough people to have someone always at work, 'forget about it' if we want to take a vacation. We could not function if the engineering department had no laptops. Within the company are many widely varied functions/groups. In a small company that might not make sense, but the call center has mind-boggling different requirements from the marketing group or the engineering group etc.

      We all used different profiles and login scripts UNTIL SarBox requirements came along and they forced everyone to use the same network profile. Some of that is good, but consider that there are ALWAYS issues with one-size-fits-all answers. I have two applications that unwisely have hard coded the Windows home directory, in this case drive H:\, so when the login script mapped that drive to a network drive I had trouble using those two apps anywhere but at work. Even if I was connected via VPN it was a problem because the login from VPN did not map the H drive. It worked fine for just about everyone else, but not my group. So yes, I do know better how to maintain the pc's in my care than that lonely one-size-fits-all script setup. I have never wantonly configured a system to use ALL disk space and never check to see how much there is. You can configure Windows to do that... Guess what's in the script? That script will not make backup copies of anything that I personally find important in my work that is not stored (and cannot be) in a directory that IT chose for everyone's data. Sure, I can use shortcuts and links to get it done, but you see... the script doesn't do that for me. I have to do that.

      In short, it's not that I know better because I think I'm smart, it's that I know better because I HAVE to know better. You might be able to adjust things for all the little problems in a small company, and that would be good, but where rules and needs clash it is always a problem. It took fully 4 months to get change so that the data on my laptop WOULD be held in compliance with SarBox. The one-size-fits-all solution left out coverage for data on several of my groups pc's. Short reply: Don't assume that I'm wrong because I don't fit your version of what IT should be like at work.

    52. Re:15 minutes? by RogL · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously folks the dept of labor only represents employers not employees. They WILL NOT go after an employer for not following the Fair Labor Standards Act. They only ASSIST employers in being COMPLIANT (this is there stated policy).

      Incorrect: I can't speak for all states, but back in the late 80s I received an overtime settlement that the NJ Dept. of Labor nudged my former employer into. This was after I had already left the company - I received a check and explanatory letter in the mail.

      The company had "promoted" several hourly employees to salaried positions, without an increase in pay to compensate for the unpaid expected additional hours. In effect, adding unpaid overtime - they frown on that. Someone complained to NJ Dept of Labor, they sent somebody out to review the payroll & HR records. Dept of Labor estimated the unpaid salary, and forced the employer to compensate us.

      No lawsuit was involved.

      So it's worth a try - believe it or not, some government agencies do try to ensure employees are treated according to the law. If your state's Dept of Labor isn't helpful, you can still consider a lawsuit, but the gov't may proceed themselves.

    53. Re:15 minutes? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I can see a company doing something stupid like that.

      Especially if they can just pass the cost of the horrible waste of time on to their employees rather than footing the bill themselves. If employers are forced to pay for that time, I'll bet a lot of PCs start booting a LOT faster or start automatically booting before the work day starts.

    54. Re:15 minutes? by ldierk · · Score: 1

      Even though my (work) computer takes less than 10 minutes to boot, it takes ages to run all the logon scripts. Than, if I start Outlook it takes another 5 minutes before I can do anything else.

    55. Re:15 minutes? by theanorak · · Score: 1

      Forced reboot at 3am?

      3am where? Local, or server time. Can users even change local time? Would you expect an international exec to do so?

      I can just see it. You're based in LA and on a business trip in London. The laptop is forced to reboot at 3am LA time. Which is 11am London time. Right in the middle of the big presentation.

      Yeah, that works. Genius.

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    56. Re:15 minutes? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      So did you report this incident to the fire marshal?

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    57. Re:15 minutes? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      It's all the crap they load. Anti-virus, M$ Word preloads and all that other crap Windoze people think they need and the malware they don't know about. I've seen W2K take 5 to 10 minutes and can believe that Vista is much worse.

      Yeah, I know what you mean, Twitter, GNUChop. I'm horribly pissed off at how slowly Vista loads on my desktop. I mean, last time I rebooted, about two weeks ago, it took about 90 seconds to get from BIOS to desktop, and I had nearly nothing started, only VPN connection, domain login and scripts, network drive mapping, Symantec Endpoint Corporate, Office 2007, and Zend Studio for Eclipse.

      I might ask for a refund. This sort of shit is unacceptable today.

    58. Re:15 minutes? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      How the hell does it take anyone 15 minutes to boot up their computer.

      As others have said, loading anti-virus, logging onto a windows domain, connecting network drives, scanning the so-called "critical system files" etc. Welcome to the windows cost of ownership.

    59. Re:15 minutes? by dedazo · · Score: 1

      Shhhh, Microsoft is dying.

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    60. Re:15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course call centers only pay you for when you are actually logged in. It's not like they're the most ethical businesses in the world to begin with.

    61. Re:15 minutes? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      It's just as illegal here, but such things aren't often enforced.

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    62. Re:15 minutes? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

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      Homer: Mm-Hmm.
      Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
      Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
      Hank Scorpio: That's right.

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    63. Re:15 minutes? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      You've never booted from a remote disk on the other end of a slow connection, have you?

      On the other hand, I /have/ watched co-workers boot their computers, log in, wander off to the water cooler/coffee machine, far around for a while, then come back 30 minutes later. These same people complain about how their login takes 30 minutes every day.

    64. Re:15 minutes? by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      What the hell is that? Wow. I too was thinking 15-30 minutes seemed ludicrous.

    65. Re:15 minutes? by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      An OS like XP? I don't have to reboot my work PC. When I do it maybe takes 5 minutes and that's because the machine's 6 years old. My Windows Vista at home kicks the crap out of that and is up in about 2 minutes.

  3. Solution by Hao+Wu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    who is defending a half-dozen employers in computer-booting lawsuits... believes that, in most cases, computer booting does not warrant being called work."

    Then don't do it. Leave the computer off, and ask your boss when to begin working.

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    1. Re:Solution by Fanboys_Suck_Dick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or just arrive exactly on time for work each day. Or don't turn your computer off at night. These two suggestions work for me.

    2. Re:Solution by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      I was about to post the same thing. Once you are in the office and at your desk/cubical/chair, anything else that has to happen for work to occur, is work... if that means waiting for a computer to boot up, or unlocking a safe and removing a hard drive to install in a computer to then boot the computer, or waiting for an application to connect to a central server/database, well, that is work...

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    3. Re:Solution by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't boot work's computer for fun, so if they don't pay me for it, I don't do it.

      Of course I'm salaried, but my day starts when I first think about solving work problems, and ends at the last thought I have about them. Now if I go off and do other things for more than about 15 minutes, I put work time on hold, but it has nothing to do with when I'm in the office or when the computer is booted.

    4. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In 99% of the cases, the worker did not choose to use Windows. This was a decision made by management. So when it takes a million years to boot the blasted thing, its only fair that management pays for the time it takes, as they were the ones to push for it. Decisions have consequences, deal with it.

    5. Re:Solution by DillyP · · Score: 1

      If its not work, then one shouldn't be expected to use a booted computer for their job. If the employee needs a computer, you better hope they boot it, otherwise they will be wasting a lot more time than 15 minutes a day!

    6. Re:Solution by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      This is what I started doing (leaving it on at night), and it technically goes against our corporate IT policy, but no one has said anything - probably because they know why I do it. They do software pushes occasionally around 2:00 in the morning, but anymore it's just MS' Patch Tuesday stuff. I just make sure I reboot the next morning after patch Tuesday and wander down to the coffee shop during that time. Then again, I'm not clocked for my time, so I supposed my experiences aren't really relevant to this discussion. :)

    7. Re:Solution by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      You talk as if the OS is part of this discussion?

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    8. Re:Solution by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      If the computer is under the employer's control, then it should be the employer's problem.

      If I can't start work because of a piece of faulty or unready equipment, that is not my problem. If the making ready of that piece of equipment is my responsibility, then you'd fucking well better be paying me for the time I spend doing so.

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    9. Re:Solution by sjames · · Score: 1

      Exactly! If it is not WORK, then it must not be required by the employer.

      Employers who don't want to pay employees to boot their machines should ask IT about setting up wake on lan and having a server turn the machines on a few minutes before employees arrive.

      The alternative is something employers don't want to face. Such as:

      I didn't want the packaginbg, just the device, so I won't pay for that.

      I'm deducting $0.13 from my bill. SInce you stuffed adverts in with it, I'm not going to let you factor the postage and processing cost in.

      Of course I'll hold! Prices start at $1.00/minute if your hold music is good. Shall I deduct that from the bill or would you like to pay separately (for an additrional $1.00 handling fee)?

      Your store is too far away, I'm deducting $5 from the total to cover my gas and travel time.

    10. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a better solution. How about showing up at least 15 minutes EARLY before your scheduled work time, instead of flying in 1 minute prior to 5 minutes after and being ready to work during your assigned duty shift.

  4. Well...... by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    Well it wouldn't take half an hour to boot windows if you didn't install every little application you will use once, but must absolutely have running at boot up, then complain about when I get an IT work order to "Fix" your computer.

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    1. Re:Well...... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It does if it's a call center computer - woefully underspecced box running 3 kinds of spyware and a bunch of support apps required for your job.

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    2. Re:Well...... by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Well it wouldn't take half an hour to boot windows if you didn't install every little application you will use once, but must absolutely have running at boot up, then complain about when I get an IT work order to "Fix" your computer.

      Hmm, I'm not sure I understand the meaning of that sentence, but you're saying that people install too much crap on their Windows machines, right? Wrong - the machines in question are more often than not on a Windows domain and everything is controlled and pushed out from there. Including all too frequent upgrades to the virus checker that you only need because you are on Windows, as well as possibly Windows Gruesome Abomination (WGA). Which is why, when I turn on my machine, Linux comes jumping out and slaps me in my face before I can lift my cup, while my colleagues have time to wash the car, walk the dog and invent fire and the wheel before they can get to work. If employers wanted efficiency of their workers' use of computers, they would not use Windows.

      But this isn't really about not wasting time, or even about finding a lame excuse for saving money; it's about looking as if they try or care - they have shareholders who are losing money. It's like when management suddenly decide that there isn't going to be a christmas party this year or they cancel the monthly pizza or whatever "because they have to save money"; possibly the stupidest kind of attempt at saving money. The amounts saved are minimal and it demoralises the employees, who are generally clever enough to see it for what it is: a feeble attempt at attracting the attention away from the fact that the managers don't have a clue.

      If the company is in trouble, it is much better to come out early and be honest. And don't keep people in the dark - it only allows rumours and dissatisfaction to brew. Management know a long time in advance that they will have to cut back; so why not come out and say "We will have to lose X employees in three months' time; we will talk to everybody individually after the meeting and tell you who". That gives people a fair chance to find something else; and it makes everybody confident in their managers.

    3. Re:Well...... by beav007 · · Score: 1

      You have obviously never worked in a Windows Domain environment. Most of the bootup time is bootup domain scripts that run well before you even log on - scripts that audit installed software, update antivirus, install software, etc etc etc. Also, the vast majority of users in a Windows domain don't get given enough permissions to install software.

      Off topic, having a myminicity link in your sig certainly doesn't help us respect you in any way.

    4. Re:Well...... by Tarmus · · Score: 1

      Our Windows domain environment doesn't even require us to turn the PC off an the end of a day. We just log out. How would their backups run at night? WHy is a daily reboot required?

    5. Re:Well...... by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      OH FUCK people on slashdot don't respect me, shit people on internet don't respect me. FUCK whatever shall I do.

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  5. What do you think? by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I get paid to post on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:What do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you Palin?

    2. Re:What do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got paid to read your post on Slashdot and reply to your post on Slashdot... Come to think of it, if I wasn't paid it would have been one wasted minute of my life.

    3. Re:What do you think? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I expect your getting paid to read/reply on slashdot in the same way I am - you're paid for being at work, and are currently at work. The interesting thing here is though that I wouldn't be replying to your post if I weren't at work... right now I'm waiting for someone else to finish doing something before I can carry on, so have nothing better to do until then. If I were at home, I might read slashdot and reply to the occasional post, but definitely nothing as inane and pointless as this particular reply.

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  6. 30 minutes? by Mike610544 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which 486 are they using, the 50 or 66 MHz? The faster clock of the 66 may seem like a win, but the 50 MHz version has the faster bus speed.

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    1. Re:30 minutes? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The faster clock of the 66 may seem like a win, but the 50 MHz version has the faster bus speed.

      Only the DX. The DX2 is actually a double clock speed of a 25 MHZ.

      I tried them both with Xwing, and the 66MHZ wins hands down.

    2. Re:30 minutes? by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      I tried them both with Xwing, and the 66MHZ wins hands down.

      Ya know not everybody can afford to just go out all willy nilly and get the latest new fanlged business machine. I find a math co-processor to be both an extravagance and a waste of resources. We all know the latest 12" CRT's are really going to be what increases worker production.

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    3. Re:30 minutes? by Somegeek · · Score: 1

      486 dx2/100 ftw!!!

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    4. Re:30 minutes? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean dx4 100, and those things ran Strike Commander like nothing I have seen...

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    5. Re:30 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. And do people REALLY need color displays? I mean... spreadsheets, email... it's all the same regardless of color.

    6. Re:30 minutes? by kandela · · Score: 1

      I used to have one of those. Gosh, that brings back memories. In fact, I think it's still under the stairs at my parents place, I'll have to get it out and... I'm sorry, is anybody still reading this?

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    7. Re:30 minutes? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I think you mean dx4 100

      Hey, I had one of those. They were really dx3 99, but marketdroids thought that 100 sounded better. The funny thing is, a dx4 100 would have had a bus speed of 25Mhz and this one was 33Mhz, so it was actually faster than claimed when you figured in total throughput. Totally off-topic, I know, but it brought back memories and I just had to share.

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    8. Re:30 minutes? by Somegeek · · Score: 1

      It was a Cyrix chip, 50Mhz clock doubled in the chip to 100.

      Doom, C&C, Civ, those were the days.... When a guy could take pride in how much free base memory he had! Himem skills, ....

      Oh god, I'm old, aren't I?

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    9. Re:30 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows, you get a DX3 100 and change its multiplier from 33x3 to 50x2 for the best bus performance.

      It can even play that one huge 160x120 pixel mpeg1 movie of a synthetic canyon fly through that is making its way around gopher...

    10. Re:30 minutes? by sjonkel · · Score: 1

      When a guy could take pride in how much free base memory he had! Himem skills, ....

      I think I topped out at 634 KB with QEMM, 617 KB with just EMM386. CD-ROM, SoundBlaster, mouse and norwegian keyboard all working. Those were indeed the days.

      On-topic: Booting up? When I come to work I just unlock my screen.

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    11. Re:30 minutes? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      AMD 5x86! 33MHz 4x multiplier. Despite the name it was a 486. CPUID said family was #4.

      Was there a DX2/100?

    12. Re:30 minutes? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      And do people REALLY need color displays? I mean... spreadsheets, email... it's all the same regardless of color.

      Until some management type has the brilliant never-before-thought-of idea of inline replying to an email instead of the more "standard" top-replying, but instead of simply using a character such as > to show the original post, he decides his reply will be in red. Then someone else replies in the same fashion with theirs in blue, and so on and so on until there's a thousand bits of rainbow text that you have to try and follow. Then, someone external to the company is using something OTHER than Lotus Notes for email, and their reply comes back with the whole thing in plain ASCII with a simple question at the top asking everyone to please explain how to make sense of it...

      Yes, that happened to me earlier this week, and due to a combination of nicotine withdrawal and the sheer idiocy of it, I had a twenty minute rant to one of the responsible parties about proper email conventions, and that no, I don't care if Lotus Notes doesn't do it that way, and that yes, I am right in this case and Lotus Notes is wrong - get over it.

      Hmmm... I think I need a cigarette...

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    13. Re:30 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While funny, it is a sad truth that the corporation (cheapest acceptable computer we can rent from *insert company here* that will "run" our software) is usually so loaded down with "corporate spyware" and other such ilk, plus the different remote servers that have to be connected to, etc. make it actually take around 30 minutes before you can use the computer for anything other than hourglasses and splash screens.

      I know you are making a funny, and it had me laughing but it is sad but true that they aren't exaggerating. (though they are also counting clock out time, which shouldn't be longer than 5 minutes, unless they are taking laptops home and have to wait for all the junkware to unload and the computer to shut off.)

    14. Re:30 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck that was teh funny. Brought back memories.

    15. Re:30 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Booting a plain machine and booting a corporate IT managed PC are different stories. I have to wait about 11 minutes before I even get my desktop, and then my HDD is running at nearly full duty. My company provided PC is on it first year of its lease (with XP), and its a dog for the first half hour of my day.

      By the time the MBR scan is complete, the disk encryption SW is loaded, login scripts are executed, and any IT mandated updates are installed, one can easily expect to have to wait 15 minutes or more before you can actually "use" your PC to punch in.

      Coupled with the fact that there are attendance requirements...i.e. you have to be punched in by 08:00, an employer is essentially requiring you to start your day early without compensation.

    16. Re:30 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're correct about the bus speeds, Xwing ran great on both. It was Duke Nukem 3D which strained on my 486 DX2 50, but ran fine when I overclocked the bus to 33 MHz.

    17. Re:30 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're including McAfee, Norton, and that little paperclip guy as part of the boot process.

    18. Re:30 minutes? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I'm 26 and remember TI-BASIC on the TI-99/4A.

      So no, you're not that old.

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    19. Re:30 minutes? by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

      Which 486 are they using, the 50 or 66 MHz? The faster clock of the 66 may seem like a win, but the 50 MHz version has the faster bus speed.

      They're not using a 486, they're using the cache-less Celeron. It's a little bit faster...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celeron#Covington

    20. Re:30 minutes? by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

      The faster clock of the 66 may seem like a win, but the 50 MHz version has the faster bus speed.

      Only the DX. The DX2 is actually a double clock speed of a 25 MHZ.

      I tried them both with Xwing, and the 66MHZ wins hands down.

      The straight DX-50 with a VESA local bus Tseng Labs ET4000 card running at 50 MHz walked all over the DX2-66 with the same vid ard card in Doom and Duke Nukem. The main reason being the DX2-66 setup required a 33MHz VLB timing, dramatically lowering the frequency of the graphics chip. The ET4000 ran at a 1:1 ratio of the VLB frequency. Ahh the good old days....

  7. These computer must be from 1995 by VinylRecords · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't know you could boot Vista on a PII 233mHz 64mb RAM PC...

    1. Re:These computer must be from 1995 by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can, now that Microsoft has lowered the requirement for Vista Capable...

  8. Yes, of course by syousef · · Score: 1

    If booting up the machine is required to do your job, and your employer owns it, you should be paid. If the boss is expecting you to come in early, that's time on the clock. However if your computer is really taking half an hour to boot, you have larger fish to fry. ...But then officially I get paid by the hour and am paid overtime if I do more than 7.5hrs/day. In reality I have done plenty of days where I'm around for much longer than that, but I've claimed overtime about 7 times in 3.5 years (mostly for weekend work).

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    1. Re:Yes, of course by dossen · · Score: 1

      That just leaves me wondering why? I really can't understand the mindset that makes people work for for free. The idea of being salaried I can understand (not that it is something I would like to be - it's so much simpler to just get paid for the hours I work ) - having a set task and getting a set pay to complete it - although said task might be either too big for the pay (employer wins) or too small (yeah, like that's going to happen). But doing work that you are entitled to get payed for and just not claiming that pay - what's up with that? Are you expecting some sort of recognition for that? Promotion? Raise? Does it actually work?

  9. No. by a+whoabot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The person who telecommutes would not get paid for that time, why should the person in office?

    1. Re:No. by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The person who telecommutes would not get paid for that time, why should the person in office?

      Telecommuters can flick the switch and literally get on with something completely not work related - eat breakfast, shower, masturbate, or have sex while the computer boots. Last i checked that was frowned at work, but I guess it depends on the industry.

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    2. Re:No. by TrekkieGod · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The person who telecommutes would not get paid for that time, why should the person in office?

      Because the person who is at the office is getting paid for doing one additional thing that the telecommuter isn't being paid for: being at the office.

      If the employer told me to be there at 9am, I don't care if there's work to be done or not. Time isn't free, and I could be doing something else at 9am. I could be sleeping in, I could be doing laundry, I could be playing video games. If part of my job is to be at the office at 9am, then I get paid for being there at 9am, whether or not I'm waiting for my tools to be ready or for them to tell me what to do.

      If he tells me to be there at 9 and stay until 5, and doesn't give me any work, should he pay me for that time? How would you justify answering "no" to that?

      If my employer *really* wants me to start working as soon as I get in, he can pay someone to go through the office at 8:45am and start turning the computers on before I clock in. Oh, that costs money? He could leave the computers on all night. Oh, that costs electricity? It's all a balance, but it's still part of the cost of operating the business. If I'm expected to turn it on, then it's part of my job's duties, and thus it's obviously something that I need to be paid to do.

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    3. Re:No. by QuasiEvil · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...or have sex while the computer boots

      Actually I had sex while on conference calls a few times. Thank god for mute, both for my sake and for the sake of coworkers. My ex was a screamer. Good memories, I tell you.

    4. Re:No. by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      The person who telecommutes would not get paid for that time, why should the person in office?

      Really? What job?

      I sometimes telecommute (software dev and previously doing analyst type work). I get paid for the same time I work when in office. If I start at 9 that means I'm at my desk at 9. For anyone I know that does contract work or telecommutes it's the same deal.

      Heck, sometimes at work or at home I won't even log in right away as I need to do some brainstorming on paper and don't want the distractions of email or the computer in general. Does that mean I'm not working?

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    5. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pics or it didn't happen.

    6. Re:No. by CyberKnet · · Score: 1

      Does it bother Left Hand that you are now seeing Right Hand? I mean, they are in constant contact...

      Kind of curious how Left Hand was a screamer, but at the same time I really don't want to know :)

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    7. Re:No. by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      Actually I had sex while on conference calls a few times. Thank god for mute, both for my sake and for the sake of coworkers. My ex was a screamer. Good memories, I tell you.

      Your boss called to say the mute button was broken. Oh, and clear your desk by tomorrow!

    8. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because typically one has a time they are expected to be in the office. If that's the requirement of the job then the person should be paid for being there,regardless of how long it takes the computer to load everything.

    9. Re:No. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      C'mon, this is /., not the Penthouse letters section.

      "Dear Penthouse, you will never believe what happened to me while I was on a conference call at home..."

    10. Re:No. by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have argued for the fact that we all should be paid for travelling aswell, after all travel time isn't fun and is usually a requirement.

    11. Re:No. by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Telecommuters can flick the switch and literally get on with something completely not work related - eat breakfast, shower, masturbate, or have sex while the computer boots. Last i checked that was frowned at work, but I guess it depends on the industry.

      Remember the dot-com bubble, when you could put all of that on your timesheet?

    12. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes they should.

      would they be booting that computer if they were on their free time? no of course not. anything you do for the benefit of the company, including the steps needed to prepare for those tasks is time spent on the clock.

      should fast food employees not get paid while the fryer warms up?

      the person who telecommutes from home has the option to go watch TV, have coffee or breakfast or do any number of other things while that computer boots. they aren't stuck at the office waiting.

    13. Re:No. by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "The person who telecommutes would not get paid for that time, why should the person in office?"

      Because in the former case, that is their commute.

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    14. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded funny? Sounds like a damn good idea to me. :)

    15. Re:No. by kandela · · Score: 1

      Because if you telecommute it's your own machine that's set-up properly. If it's a work computer it's crippled with unnecessary junk that you can't change because you're not an administrator on the machine.

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    16. Re:No. by Z80xxc! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If my employer *really* wants me to start working as soon as I get in, he can pay someone to go through the office at 8:45am and start turning the computers on before I clock in.

      While your suggestion was obviously impractical the way you framed it, most computers have an option in the BIOS to power on automatically at a certain time every day. All of the computers in the office could be set to turn on at 8:45, and then they'd be all ready by the time the workers arrived. Better yet, they could be staggered so that they wouldn't all be swamping the network at once. Groups of computers could turn on at 5 minute intervals. You wouldn't have to leave them on and waste power, you wouldn't have to pay people to turn them on, and the employees would be all set to go when they got to work.

    17. Re:No. by influenza · · Score: 1

      The time for the computer to boot up is only part of what these call centre companies expect their employees to do before they start getting paid. There's also generally 5 to 10 applications and/or websites that need to be signed into. That's stuff you need each worker to do individually, so it's not even practical to have someone come in early.

      One small thing my former call centre employers could have done to alleviate this is provide some sort of a single sign-in system. It wouldn't be as big a deal if it was only one authentication that had to be done. Instead, we were provided username/password sheets to keep track of everything. Yeah, they made us write all or login credentials down on paper.

    18. Re:No. by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Travel time is controlled by the employee and it's enjoyability is also controlled by the employee. You can choose to live close to work and you can choose to take a bus (then read a book on it).

      I personally have no desire to be forced to live X minutes from work by my company or other such crap.

    19. Re:No. by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! Years ago I was in an hourly position where I worked 2nd shift and shared the workstation with a 1st shift operator. The 1st shift person would often stay 15-25 minutes late (billing OT) which forced me to stand around. Whenever my co-worker would apologize for eating into my time, I'd reply "no problem, I'm getting paid". Any time my supervisor asked why I wasn't logged in yet, I'd point to the occupied work station and then ask if he wanted to re-negotiate my start time. I always got paid for any time I was at work; it's the company's problem if the equipment they required me to use is not ready to be used, I showed up at the agreed upon time and I was ready to work.

    20. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake on Lan or setting the bios to start the computer at an certain time would be an easy way to make sure the computer is up and running once you get there. It is at least a bit easier than sending someone through the office ...

    21. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can get paid for one of those at work.

      Unforunately it's all fried and unhealthy food. :(

    22. Re:No. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed, it'd cause way too many problems.

      I live in an apartment literally one city block from my workplace, so my travel time is about 5 minutes. Why should I get paid less for being at work 8 hours a day than a coworker who lives an hour away? Unless your commute is such that you can actually work while you're traveling, then you're not providing anything of value to the business. The business shouldn't be forced to compensate you for choosing to live further away than other people.

    23. Re:No. by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Actually, my current office has breakfast available for free, and my previous office had a shower for those who cycled in. I've not found one yet where it's accepted to tie the secretary up in bondage gear though :(.

    24. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi. It's Bob here - I used to work with you. Did you know that the mute on your phone was broken?

      We sure did...

    25. Re:No. by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 1
      --
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    26. Re:No. by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      Actually, in programming jobs in the past, I've noticed that employers tend to frown on thinking time. UNless you *look* like you're working, they bitch. They should really equip cubicles with treadmills. They can recoup the cost of powering your IT gear, ensure that you're at the optimum level of fitness (until you're too old to be useful and/or fuckable, ie, 45), and more to the point you can *look* like you're working.

      Hooray for the shiny capitalist gulags of tomorrow! Free market FTW!

    27. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. Pics, or it didn't happen.

    28. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I presume you were conferencing-in from home and not in the boardroom or your cublcle? ...you were, weren't you?

    29. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you, and what are you doing on slashdot?

    30. Re:No. by sabs · · Score: 1

      Because he had to drive in to work? And because it's company policy to shut the machine down everynight to save energy costs? You should get paid from the time you start you clock in, or start your shift till the time you leave.

      If the company doesn't like paying you for the 5 minutes it takes your computer to boot, perhaps they should buy faster computers.

      And the person who telecomutes should have their PC boot up around the sametime their alarm goes off which is trivially easy to accomplish these days with most bios.

    31. Re:No. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Actually, in programming jobs in the past, I've noticed that employers tend to frown on thinking time.

      Hmmm... I hope you've found a better employer since! I spend a good 25% of my day sitting at my desk, leaning back and thinking. A good 50% of that time (so, 12.5% of my working day), my eyes will be closed while sitting that way. My boss knows very well that if he looks in to my office and sees me sitting like that, he should NOT come in and disturb me, since I'm deep in thought about whatever project it is I'm working on.

      It would probably be very difficult to distinguish between this and sleeping to be quite honest, but the fact that my work gets done renders it rather moot anyway (for the record, I really am "thinking deeply" rather than "sleeping")

      (also if he sees me staring at the screen with my brow furrowed and both hands on the keyboard, that's a "do not disturb" time... "allowed to disturb" times include one hand on mouse, one on keyboard, or while I'm walking to or from the coffee machine (it also used to include while I was at the smoking area having a cigarette, but I quit as of last Friday (which is worse on my productivity than Slashdot could ever be - lack of concentration means it currently takes me 1 hour to come up with a data structure model that would've been 5 minutes before)))

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    32. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.. Ready, willing, and able to work -> on the clock.. The actual phrases that show up in the law and regs are things like "actions under the control of the employer"

      This is a no-brainer.. as a previous poster commented, this is exactly like having to don safety equipment before beginning your shift.

    33. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would start billing the second I sat at my chair, once you are in 'work' you get paid for work. Not to mention the fact, as a freelancer you even charge for travel. At work I have a computer that takes 10 minutes (at the quickest) to boot up - I actually try to leave it on at night so it'll take 30 seconds, but they insist on being 'green' and having an hour of their time wasted a week by shutting my computer down. Why wouldn't I get paid for computer boot up - it's part of the job. If you argue I shouldn't - then what if it takes 20 minutes a day? what if it was 30 minutes? should I spend an extra 2.5 hours a week not getting paid.

      If it's that time consuming and that important, they should turn on the computers before I get here so I'm not wasting MY time and in the end wasting THEIR money.

    34. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I had sex while on conference calls a few times. Thank god for mute, both for my sake and for the sake of coworkers., My ex was a screamer. Good memories, I tell you.

      Yeah, gay guys always are the loudest.

    35. Re:No. by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      have sex [...] Last i checked that was frowned at work, but I guess it depends on the industry.

      For some of my contractors, that is their work ;)

    36. Re:No. by sjames · · Score: 1

      I'll bet if that externality were internalized, we'd have a lot less traffic problems as employers start doing what it takes to reduce that travel time to a bare minimum, including staggering start and stop times.

      It introduces a lot of problems as well, including a lot of cheating, but it isn't without an upside.

    37. Re:No. by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      I spend a good 25% of my day sitting at my desk, leaning back and thinking. A good 50% of that time (so, 12.5% of my working day), my eyes will be closed while sitting that way.

      I am very similar in that regard. I tend to hunch over a notebook though scratching down thoughts to clarify them. If I'm telecommuting sometimes I'll take a shower if I'm stuck on something. Seriously. Don't know if it's the white(ish) noise of the shower or what, but I find it an easy way to relax step back and think things through. So I've been paid to shower.

      Having to look busy is the worst way to work. Jumping into code is the right way to be productive only when you are dealing with trivial tasks. When dealing with anything that is algorithmically complex it's best to lay out what needs to happen, how you are going to do it to maximize efficiency (whether that be memory usage, disk access, verifying n^2 is the best you can do for the computation.. whatever it may be). Write it in pseudo on paper, on a computer, in your head.. whatever works for crystalizing the problem and then implement in whatever language you happen to be using that day.

      It may look like it's less efficient but in my experience it minimizes a lot of other work (rewrites, refactoring, maintenance, bugs fixes etc).

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    38. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The person at the office generally doesn't get paid for travel.

      For the telecommuter, booting the computer is like their unpaid trip to work.

    39. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The telecommuter can choose to leave their computer on 24/7 or use hibernate or sleep mode instead of shutting down.

      The office rules force a person to do what the boss wants. If boss wants the computer turned off and on every day then that should be paid work.

    40. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone comes in and boots computers for an hour they don't need to get paid! Remember.. booting computers isn't payable work. It's win win!

      If I was that manager I'd have the same person come back and shut down computers for two hours. That would also be free, of course.

    41. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Boss could invest in a Boot On LAN thingy with a scheduler. Works for upgrades, can't see why it can't work for morning bootup.

      Having said that. Most of the time I spend waiting for the machine to boot up is post logon as shells start, appletts app, User specific drives are connected to, etc. That usually takes 90 seconds of the 120 second boot time.

      The gist of your arguement is correct. I am at work ready to work at 0900 if work is not being presented to me, so be it. They can pay for my readyness.

    42. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mute button is broken.

      Good memories, I tell you.

    43. Re:No. by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Because they are in the office?

      Because they had to travel to the office on their own coin?

      Because "being at work" is actually "being at work" and that is what you are paid for?

      But seriously, how screwed up are the employment laws there that this is even possible??? Coming from another country I have to say - the whole concept of not being paid till your computer boots up is obscene? Let alone this lawsuit?!?

      Can you imagine your boss one day saying: "Hey guys. The server is down, so you are all not being paid until we fix it. Just hang around the office till then".

      T.O.T.A.L C.R.A.P.

      Your unions and government have really failed you, haven't they???

    44. Re:No. by Skinnybrown · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that solution is that, at least in my experience, it's not so much booting the PC that takes the time, but logging on.

      When I switch on my work PC, it gets to the login prompt in under a minute. However, once I've entered my username/password, it's about 15 minutes before it's usable.

      Unless you have the machines log on automatically, having them power up before you arrive won't make any practical difference.

    45. Re:No. by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

      While it would not be the most secure thing to do, it would be possible to have the computers autologon, then put the command to lock the computer as a startup command, so that when the worker arrived they could just unlock the computer and be logged on. I'm sure there would be many problems with this solution, but it is a possibility which could be developed further.

      HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run "0"="rundll32.exe user32.dll, LockWorkStation"

  10. That depends but usually YES by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    If you are required to use the computer for your work and it's your employers or clients computer and you must be there while it boots or shuts down, of course that's time you've committed to the client/employer thus it's valid work to be paid. If the employer wants to avoid this cost then they should either boot the computer for you so it's ready when you show up or they should leave it on all night.

  11. These lawsuits don't make any sense. by the_humeister · · Score: 1

    Why? Because if you're hired to do something, waiting for the computer to boot is part of the time they pay you to be there. Anyway, the "article" (more like a blog post) is a little short on details.

    1. Re:These lawsuits don't make any sense. by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It looks like the issue is that the workers agree with you: The employers do not want to pay for the time to be there. My guess would be that the "clock in" is done on the computer.

    2. Re:These lawsuits don't make any sense. by deniable · · Score: 1

      That would be my guess too. They 'clock-in' by logging into some application and 'clock-out' when they exit. Getting the machine to/from that point wouldn't be counted. It just sounds like more management efficiency.

    3. Re:These lawsuits don't make any sense. by afidel · · Score: 1

      Some of the time it's self inflicted though. We had one remote office that complained about the slowness of our timekeeping app, so we sent a sniffer laptop out to their site. It turns out the first thing everyone in that office did when logging in was tune into streaming radio stations (specifically called out as being not allowed in the employee handbook and AUP they sign annually) which utilized like 80% of their T1 leaving 300Kbps for 8 people to log into their timecard. We blocked the streaming radio stuff as well as told them not to try to get around the block and suddenly the site managers manual corrections in the timecard system went down 90%. We round down to the nearest 15 minutes and the typically boot time for our PC's is 5-7 minutes with about 15 being the max I have personally observed so it shouldn't be an issue most of the time.

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    4. Re:These lawsuits don't make any sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up +1 Insightful where are the mod points when you need them. Everyone has come up with some interesting solutions but this guy hit the nail on the head. There is not much you can do when the BIOS is password protected and your operating in windows fun "user" mode. When the IT dept is the bosses nephew. Get a different job sure have you read the paper lately.

    5. Re:These lawsuits don't make any sense. by hazem · · Score: 1

      300Kbps for 8 people to log into their timecard.

      Wow! How much bandwidth does it take to handle a time-card function? Are they having to transmit their entire genome as part of the identification process?

      When I was little, my dad's workplace had one of those clunky time clocks where you put the punch-card in and it would stamp the time on the card. If he took me when he had to catch up some work on a weekend, I always liked getting to put the card in with the ka-chunk sound it made. That had a card with each worker's name and the hours they worked that week.

      So seriously, how much bandwidth does it take to handle a transaction like "Bob started work at 8:05AM", "Bob left work at 5:03PM"?

      Another interesting consideration are the places that automatically "round" time away from the employee in 15 minute increments. A local teaching hospital does that. If you clock in at 8:00:01, it actually records 8:15. And if you left at 5:14:59, it actually records 5:00, so the employee can lose up to 29:58 minutes of work each day. I really don't understand how that can be legal or why the union there would tolerate it.

  12. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get some electrical timer to turn it on before you get to work. And leave after hitting shutdown.

  13. Nothing serious, eh? by jkrise · · Score: 1

    After I boot my computer, the first thing I do is read Slashdot. And my company pays me for it.

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    1. Re:Nothing serious, eh? by rrhal · · Score: 1

      I usually start by turning on my machine and heading over to the coffee machine. By the time I have coffee my machine is booted. If they're not paying me to power down the computer then I'm hitting the power switch and I'm out of there.

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  14. re It is job-related work by jelizondo · · Score: 1

    In every other job the time it takes to park the delivery van, stow tools or whatever, it is working time; why shouldn't it be for computers?

    If it takes as much as 15 minutes to log in/out, then there is some serious problem with your computer, unless of course your company is using SAP :->

    If it is part of your job to sign in and out of the network, then it is working.

    I'd love to read what the courts say about it.

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  15. I'm unfamiliar with how payroll is done for hourly by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Informative

    workers these days in the big companies. Do they clock in once they log onto their network or what?

  16. So, automate the boot process. by Quarters · · Score: 1

    If company wants to have the computers shut down at night then the IT department should configure boot on LAN across the organization to boot the computers 30 minutes before the employees are supposed to arrive.

    1. Re:So, automate the boot process. by Tokerat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seeing as the last big company I worked for used IE6 for "security reasons", I don't think they know how to configure auto-boot.

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    2. Re:So, automate the boot process. by asv108 · · Score: 1

      WOL would be considered a security risk in most enterprise computing environments.

    3. Re:So, automate the boot process. by eh2o · · Score: 1

      How about just an ordinary remote power switch then? Or WoL+TLS extensions?

    4. Re:So, automate the boot process. by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

      if you gave us their IP range and a favorite website of one of the workers, I'm sure we could configure it for for them.

    5. Re:So, automate the boot process. by hab136 · · Score: 1

      No need for Wake on LAN. Most BIOSes can boot at a predetermined time every day.

    6. Re:So, automate the boot process. by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      Nice.

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  17. It depends... by TRex1993 · · Score: 1

    While these employees are waiting those 15 minutes (15? Really??) do they have to listen to/reply to anything their boss says? If I'm not on the clock, not getting paid to sit there and wait for my machine to boot up, why would I have to have any sort of professional relationship in the office...?

  18. More than just Windows.... by linumax · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is probably more than Windows booting up and includes the time to fire up the relevant applications (email, office, all custom apps, etc.) and the time these applications take to sync with the server which could take a while due to mass of clients connecting at the beginning of the workday.

    1. Re:More than just Windows.... by negRo_slim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Connecting to a domain can be a wonderfully long process on poorly configured equipment.

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    2. Re:More than just Windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Get a Mac, set Energy Saver to boot and shutdown the computer at pre-arranged times. Right-click on Dock and set email, web browser and word processor to start on logon. If you work in a relaxed organization that doesn't require secure logins, you are ready to work when you walk in the office. With a logon to slow you down, you are still under 3 minutes to reading that annoying memo about the next round of layoffs.

      Since you are being laid off anyway, try to get a job with a company that doesn't treat its employees like draft animals.

    3. Re:More than just Windows.... by Somegeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Get a Mac, set Energy Saver to boot and shutdown the computer at pre-arranged times.

      This is not just the province of Macs, many pc's have similar capabilities to boot at preset times, albeit that particular feature gets configured in the bios.

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    4. Re:More than just Windows.... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      you would still have to log in... that's the thing that kicks of the AV, outlook, citrix, etc. The computer may be used on more than one shift with per-user accounts and variable seating just to make those lad times longer!

    5. Re:More than just Windows.... by SpacePirate20X6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Multiply it by two if encrypted by pointsec.

    6. Re:More than just Windows.... by pcolaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      What company do you work for that uses primarily Macs? I have yet to discover this company, and I've worked in three distinctly different industries. The closest I've come to something non-Windows is when I worked for a retailer that had their register system on top of OS/2. Graphics Artist and News Reporter both do not count, since the size of both fields is relatively small. I'm talking about something that someone as talentless as most of us can do.

    7. Re:More than just Windows.... by freeze128 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What company do you work for that uses primarily Macs?

      Erm.... Apple?

    8. Re:More than just Windows.... by pcolaman · · Score: 0

      Ok, maybe I should've said companies outside of the influence of the reality distortion field. Thanks for correcting me on that.

    9. Re:More than just Windows.... by ElAsturiano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or if you have a roaming profile with 50-100Mb worth of crap to download.

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    10. Re:More than just Windows.... by cyborch · · Score: 1

      The company I work for (which is a pretty normal software company building a social networking service for a larger telco) has Windows on all their servers (go figure) and more and more desktops are being exchanged for MacBook Pros. Right now the ratio of Windows to Mac is 13:7 in the office I am sitting in.

    11. Re:More than just Windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that why I spend what feels like an eternity staring at the "loading user settings" dialog of Windows XP startup?

    12. Re:More than just Windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not the news reporter, but instead the editorial designers that use mac...

    13. Re:More than just Windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even on properly configured hardware it takes ages. Like 3 minutes or more. Active Directory's policy stuff is completely moronic on 2k and XP (copying files, applying stuff to the registry needlessly etc.). I've heard they've improved this in Vista though.

    14. Re:More than just Windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this for size...

      When I start up my machine at work the DHCP is in germany... I'm in Norway.

      Why they have not set up local dhcp servers is somewhat of a mystery around here.. :-p

      The network is slow... Sometimes the dhcp request times out before response is returned and has to be manually retried....

      If I had to log in to get paid I would be royally pissed off... Or I'd set up a script to log me in automagically 30 min before I get to work :-p

    15. Re:More than just Windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you are not on a domain, windows could logon at start for you (even vista). If you are on a domain, then even mac shouldn't log on you.

    16. Re:More than just Windows.... by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Actually, I work for a support center for a lot of retail locations, including Apple Stores. They use Windows XP for their POS system. IBM equipment to boot!

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    17. Re:More than just Windows.... by Javi0084 · · Score: 1

      Then clock in before you do all that.

    18. Re:More than just Windows.... by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Time to boot should be considered time to get web browser or IDE or spreadsheet or email up. Windows sets off lots of stuff until after log in to make it look like the computer has booted. Mine takes 10-15 minutes on a dual core 3Ghz w/ 4GB of memory(of course with PAE it's 2.5gb, bleh).

      Vista is MUCH worse. Mine is because so much is booting up and needs the network, and the network drivers don't load in windows(or don't connect anyways) until login, so DHCP and all that is required fired.

      On my vista laptop without ANYTHING starting up on boot up(I've even removed the webcam driver and fingerprint scanner software, even though those are built in to the computer) and it still takes a good 20 minutes. :/ It's very sad, that's a core 2 Duo @ 2.0GHz.

    19. Re:More than just Windows.... by sdsucks · · Score: 1

      The time can be set from a program too, not just in BIOS.

    20. Re:More than just Windows.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      It's a little-known dirty secret, but all Apple designers actually use Gimp on OpenBSD, and developers hack code directly on Movitz.

      In other news, Vista build number is actually the total count of kittens tortured to death in a ritual sacrifice to release that specific build.

    21. Re:More than just Windows.... by randyest · · Score: 1

      This is not flamebait. I don't even have a mac (unless an iphone counts) but this moderation is stupid. And the idea applies to PCs also, so lighten up, Francis The Moderator.

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  19. If you're required to be there... by EllynGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...they have to pay you. Whether you have something to do or not is not your problem. But then, the tech industry has successfully hosed labor law already (see "permatemp" and "the IRS loves to host stock option losers") so why not screw us over even more.

    As doubtless everyone else will say a million times, computers taking that long to boot is a separate problem.

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    1. Re:If you're required to be there... by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      Precisely. I'm not docked the time it takes me to walk between points in the building. The employees can't help what software the company puts on their PCs. You also don't have that time to yourself - you have to be at work to start it.

      I can't believe some employers would even try that...

  20. shentino by shentino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps keeping all the computers turned on and then flipping a single wall switch 30 minutes early would help?

    That's the way my old high school did it.

    1. Re:shentino by Kemanorel · · Score: 1

      Most computers don't have hard power switches these days though. That worked fine back before software-enabled shut downs, but these days, power switches are momentary contacts that send a signal to start up the system. That's also why power switches can be configured for other features once the system is on.

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    2. Re:shentino by eh2o · · Score: 2, Informative

      The approach still works just fine, and on a modern system the behavior can be customized through BIOS settings. Restoring the previous power state after interruption is a standard setting for a server.

    3. Re:shentino by Kemanorel · · Score: 1

      Good point. I hadn't thought of that. I forget about that, as it's not the default setting on most PC's.

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  21. I'm in the building by earnest+murderer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That sitting at my desk waiting on the computer doesn't get anything done is irrelevant.

    It started with being 10 minutes early. Then it was at your desk and working at 9 am. Now at your desk waiting for your PC to "show up to work" so you can log in and start getting paid.

    Besides, if this goes... the next stop is monitoring software measuring every second that you are actually inputting.

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    1. Re:I'm in the building by j741 · · Score: 1

      the next stop is monitoring software measuring every second that you are actually inputting.

      I can just see it now...

      Payroll dept. can I help you?

      Hi, I have a problem with my recent pay stub. It shows that I only got paid for 5.341 hours yesterday. I was here for more than 8 hours excluding lunch, please pay me for the missing 2.659 hours.

      Well sir, in your resume you stated that you could type 30 words per minute. Yesterday you typed 9614 words, therefore we calculated that you only worked 5.341 hours. Good bye.

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    2. Re:I'm in the building by Gutboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work for a company that is testing software that monitors everything you do on the computer. The current desire to use this software stems from employees that seem to never get anything done, but are working all day. They want to see what they are doing. It's a small step to then install it everywhere. I'm sure the cost of licensing this software for the 12000+ employee machines is all that is holding them back.

    3. Re:I'm in the building by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      IANAL, but i'm pretty sure that use of that software would be illegal.

      Unless the work machines are only to be used for work purposes, and alternative facilities are made available for personal usage during lunch times, for example, then there's a high probability that it would fall foul of Human Rights legislation, specifically rights to privacy.

      It's for this same reason that I can't read staff email boxes to make sure they're being used only for work purposes. Of course i'm capable of it, but unless there's a court order requiring me to open the box, a signed document from the Head and ICT Manager stating that there is an ongoing disciplinary matter being investigated, or a tech issue with a particular member of staff, those boxes stay locked up to anyone but the staff member.

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    4. Re:I'm in the building by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      When we got a new department head, he decided that we needed to fill out a description of our time usage. For a two week span, I had to account for all of the time I spent during the day. Not *too* bad, but then I got word that I needed to give an estimate for which departments I'd be doing work for next year and how much time for each one. The nature of my job is that I don't even know what projects I'll be working on in 3 month's time. How will I know what I'll be working on in November 2009? Luckily, the managers under the department head convinced him to drop that. The "account for all of your work" will definitely come back at some point, though. I'm tempted to put in "8:00 - 8:05 - worked on project A", "8:05 - 8:10 - documented work on project A", "8:10 - 8:15 - documented documentation", etc. ;-)

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    5. Re:I'm in the building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have actually seen businesses contracting for software that does that, a couple years ago.

    6. Re:I'm in the building by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's quite evil enough. How about this:

      ***WORK PERFORMED ON MONDAY***

      09:11:06 KEYBOARD INTERRUPT
      09:11:06 KEYBOARD INTERRUPT
      09:11:06 KEYBOARD INTERRUPT
      09:11:06 KEYBOARD INTERRUPT
      09:11:06 KEYBOARD INTERRUPT
      09:11:07 KEYBOARD INTERRUPT
      etc.
      etc.
      16:59:36 KEYBOARD INTERRUPT

      TOTAL: Worker has worked for 32 microseconds.

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  22. Other tasks? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    Well, I can hit "Shut down" and walk away at the end of my work day, and just wait until right before I do so to punch out (if it's PC-based).

    Most people I know, however, solve the morning dilemma by leaving their computers powered on overnight. Costs the company more, but if I arrive at 9 and they're going to not pay me (or penalize me, even) because their sluggish PC takes 15 minutes to start, then they're going to pay via the grid.

    It's not about the time I give to my employer, it's about the time they take from my day. They PAY for my services, if they want me to arrive earlier because their PC takes forever to start, then they need to compensate me to do so, or find another solution (faster startup time, etc).

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    1. Re:Other tasks? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My computer burns about 150W idling away (displays eat another 100W, but they turn off after 5 minutes). At a nominal rate of about $.06/kWH, that's 12.6c/day (14H idling) - my free soda costs more. Never mind that most places pay on something like peak usage during the day, so a bit of power wasted at night costs nothing at all.

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  23. Cheap Bastards by Zymergy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If your company is run by cheap bastards who have their hourly employee time-clock billing system tied into a booted PC ONLY, I say sue the crap out of them!
    I used to work for a really cheap company, but we had a dedicated time clock system with punch cards (that eventually evolved into a magnetic strip w/PIN code system).
    I got paid to boot up my PC or to sweep the floor all day and never boot up... no difference really, it is ALL WORK.

    NOTE: Booting up your work PC is PART OF YOUR JOB (otherwise I'd leave it on 24/7)...
    Just like the State Highway Patrol gets paid for the time Troopers take start and defrost their cruisers. Are they working? SURE ARE! (And they get paid for that time too... not just for 'protecting and serving' and writing speeding tickets...)

    1. Re:Cheap Bastards by Hao+Wu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your company is run by cheap bastards who have their hourly employee time-clock billing system tied into a booted PC ONLY, I say sue the crap out of them!

      It makes a big difference whether you live in a state with strict employment laws and a political system to enforce them. Some places you'll lose more money paying a lawyer. In others places, the company will really be screwed for their evil games, and you'll be made fairly wealthy.

      The important thing is to report them. Otherwise nothing changes.

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    2. Re:Cheap Bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're at it, sue them for time spent commuting to work, walking into the building, etc.

    3. Re:Cheap Bastards by winwar · · Score: 1

      "It makes a big difference whether you live in a state with strict employment laws and a political system to enforce them."

      It depends. The easiest way is to log all of the unpaid time up to the limit of the statute of limitations and then sue in the appropriate court. This way the employer is on the hook for years with the appropriate penalties.

      Even better if you can use small claims court. Sure, it might be harder to get paid, but submitting a debt to collection doesn't look good on the companies record....

      Reporting them doesn't do a whole lot of good (for you). Unless the government will do all of your work for you.

  24. Situation more complicated that it seems by l2718 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Employers generally refuse to pay workers for the time between walking in the door of the factory and reaching the production floor on the theory that they are only going to pay for actual production time. Because of regulations on hourly wages and minimum wage laws this is a big issue. This dispute is partly resolved by the "Portal-to-Portal Act", which generally says (IANAL) that employees have to be paid for tasks which are related to their job (expansively defined). This means that you don't get paid for travelling to work, or for extra hours just because you arrive early, but once the workday starts they can't decline to pay you for the time it takes to put on your safety gear for example, even though putting on safety gear isn't literally your job on the production floor (the Supreme Court has opined on this several times). In this case the employers are claiming that you don't start doing your job until the computer boots up. Now if you weren't required to show up until the boot process is over they may have a case, but otherwise it's rather odd: booting the computer looks (to me) clearly related to using the computer to do stuff.

    1. Re:Situation more complicated that it seems by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      ...refuse to pay workers for the time between walking in the door of the factory and reaching the production floor...

      Yeah, but you can time it to get to your place on the production floor at the exact time that your shift starts (I use to do this while interning at an auto production plant one summer). But in this case, booting the computer requires you to sit at work for 15 minutes. Whether the company considers that 'work' is irrelevant. It is required as part of your daily duties.

    2. Re:Situation more complicated that it seems by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      my company wanted to run the production workers that way... then put all the time clocks at the front door. It took them 30 years to add time clocks then the answer is that you have to punch in early enough to "prove" you walked to your station on time... again, why not just SUPERVISE the workers like they should have been all along!

    3. Re:Situation more complicated that it seems by ClownSoup · · Score: 1

      I'm in the middle of a class action suit with a former employer because of this very fact. We were required to pre-call our clients to verify they were home before we drove to the customers residence. However, we did not get paid until we actually arrived at the residence which was more often then not a 30-45 min drive. Add up 30 min of overtime per day for 10 years, multiply it by 500 employees and now you know why Mr. Bruister has sold the company and is retired on his yacht.

    4. Re:Situation more complicated that it seems by Aapje · · Score: 1

      I still think that is wrong. There is very little influence most workers have on the minimum time between stepping on the company grounds and actually starting to work. The distance to the workplace, the security systems and the time it takes to boot the computer are all determined by the employer. Why should a worker be responsible when the important decisions are all made by the employer? If you cannot start at an arbitrary time, IMO you should be paid from the latest moment where you can still make the shift. So if it takes at least 10 minutes from arriving at the company gate to being ready for work, you should also be paid for those 10 minutes before the shift starts (and the same at the end of the day).

      The daily commute is different, because companies generally cannot reasonably alter their employees travel times in most cases, while employees can. So it is reasonable that employees are responsible for the time traveling to the company gate/door.

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    5. Re:Situation more complicated that it seems by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      If you feel your workers need to be supervised to ensure they're working constantly, you need to re-assess your hiring policies.

      Numerous studies[citation needed] have found that workforces often work more productively when not constantly monitored and penalised for small infractions; 5 minutes checking Hotmail won't break the bank, but will refresh the enthusiasm and interest of the employee in the work they're doing. 5 minutes clearing your head can make a lot of difference over the rest of the day.

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    6. Re:Situation more complicated that it seems by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Employers generally refuse to pay workers for the time between walking in the door of the factory and reaching the production floor on the theory that they are only going to pay for actual production time.

      This same theory gets trotted out against teachers, too. Not too long ago in Ontario, we had a fairly anti-teacher government. They tried to redefine what "teaching" meant to something like "only time in a classroom lecturing". They said "Why should we pay you for time when your not teaching", by which they meant things like walking between classrooms during periods, photocopying notes, marking...

      Thankfully the same situation that you describe also is an awesome counterargument. Imagine an auto worker whose job is to gather a bunch of parts from a bin, then move down the assembly line attaching those parts to cars. When she's done, she walks back to the bin and repeats. Now imagine an "efficiency expert" who, after observing her for a while, announces that they're cutting her salary by 25%. Why? Because they calculated that 25% of her time is spent walking from the end of the line back to the bin to gather parts, then walking back to the head of the line-- and none of those activities are "constructing cars". Why should they pay her for the minutes when she isn't "technically working".

      Too many employers get away with redefining "work", and screwing employees out of wages earned from activities that don't fit into that narrow definition. These people's job description isn't "Do work on computer". It's "Be in the office for X O'clock prepare your work environment, then proceed to perform various activities towards the goal of X"

    7. Re:Situation more complicated that it seems by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      These are union production workers, not office staff. My point is that what good do clocks do if you're not going to have supervisors simply go look at start up time to see that the people are in their place? If the clocks are not at the work area, to verify the worker is within a few feet of their workstation, what is the point? If they put the clocks 1000 feet from the work area, what good does that really do? Somebody still has to verify the workers are there on time, playing games with number of minutes to walk to the work area and the months of extra time from salary people to make it all work out "fairly"... what did you really get out of it? I understand trust and verify, but how did the clocks really add the "verify" step if a boss isn't going to do the job of bossing?

      I worked for years punching a clock and it was always within sight of the workstation I was expected to be at. I got paid the time exactly on the card, because they weren't playing numbers games with how many minutes I might need to be early to walk to the station... I was there or I wasn't.

  25. my time, my paycheck by v1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in most cases, computer booting does not warrant being called work

    The way I look at it is I'm being paid for my time. Time that I can't be off doing something I want to do. How much I get paid for my time of course depends on what I can accomplish with the time they are buying from me.

    But for ME, time spent sitting idle at work, time that my employer is requiring me to be there, is time I should be paid for. How many people would be OK with their boss saying hey how about you come in an hour early and leave an hour late starting tomorrow? Not on the clock or anything, I just want you to BE here. You don't have to work. But it's going to be a new requirement around here.

    Sounds silly and of course you can't find anyone that would be OK with that, but that's just this issue taken to a little of an extreme to prove a point. Your time is your time. If they want you to give some of it up, they better be paying for it. If it took me 15 minutes to get the computer booted up to punch in, and after I punched out I was required to spend another 15 in the office waiting for it to shut down, you can bet I'd be having a talk with my manager about compensation for my lost 65 hrs of pay a year. That's a week and a half of paycheck lost a year. Not really lost, time TAKEN by your employer without compensation.

    Little stuff like that adds up. Don't let them fool you by saying oh it's only 15 minutes, you don't mind that do you? That's cheating me, pure and simple.

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    1. Re:my time, my paycheck by schmidty-au · · Score: 1

      Precisely.

      You are required to be there, so you should be paid.

      This reminds me PD sessions that my mother's employer (a nursing home) required her to attend, but didn't pay her for. They argued that she was getting a benefit (professional development). I argued that she was required to be there.

      (As opposed to optional professional development that my employer sometimes offers, where I choose to attend, and of which failure to attend has no impact on my employment. This usually involves real PD, though, with proper instructors, as opposed to a lecture from the nursing unit manager that my mother got.)

      The other thing I'm reminded of is meetings that are shorter than anticipated. I work as a sessional university tutor, and that involves a weekly meeting. I'm required to keep an hour free for this meeting, but the meeting doesn't always last that long. A few years ago we were told that we could only claim the actual duration of the meeting, to the nearest 5 minutes. In other words, they only wanted to pay me for 35 minutes, arguing that I could spend the remaining 25 minutes however I wanted to.

      They started paying for the whole hour again soon after some of us stopped blocking out a whole hour, and left after 35 minutes, irrespective of whether or not the meeting had concluded.

      Bottom line: If they're requiring you to be there, and while you're there you're doing what you're supposed to be doing (as best you can in the environment provided by the employer), you should get paid for it.

    2. Re:my time, my paycheck by joelmcintosh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a self-serving caveat ... my office Mac boots in 29.8 seconds ...

      ... but on to the bigger issue. I agree with you. I own a small company with 10 employees. From the moment staff members walk into my business and are under my management, they should be be paid for their time. If my computers take too long to boot, that's my problem. The bargain is that my staff is trading their time and labor for my cash (capital ... as in capital-ism). These companies ought to be sued -- they are not holding up their end of the bargain.

    3. Re:my time, my paycheck by Baba+Ram+Dass · · Score: 1

      The way I look at it is I'm being paid for my time. Time that I can't be off doing something I want to do.

      So you expect to get paid for the commute as well?

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    4. Re:my time, my paycheck by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      The employer has no control over the time you spend commuting. Time spent on site booting company computers is different.

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    5. Re:my time, my paycheck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use my car for work, and work provides a park near the office. I used to be just across the road, and on the ground floor. Now to save costs, the park was moved to another complex 5 minutes walk down the block, across a 6 lane major road and several floors up. Parking the car, waiting for the lift and walking from my car to the office now takes 10-15 minutes longer. So to be at my desk at "Start of Business" I now have to leave home 10-15 minutes earlier. I'm not going to get paid for that lost time am I? 8)
      However productivity is going to be down now as every time I have to go out as a 1 hr job + 10 minutes travel is now going to be 1 hr, + 40 minutes travel. The clients are usually only paying for the time I spend on their site, so that is half an hour of lost revenue per job to save $10 a day on parking 8(
      I guess it also means that my old 1.8GHZ laptop that takes 10 minutes to boot actually makes more money as I spend that time at the client waiting for the machine to start, and that is billable. The more time I spend at one client is better than fitting in two jobs in the same time as we don't charge for the travel time.

    6. Re:my time, my paycheck by linuxgurugamer · · Score: 1

      Actually, I used to work for a large insurance company in the IT department. The CIO/CTO wanted people to be around for a few hours after 5. He set around a memo which stated that he walked the floor at 6PM and was very upset because no one was there. Normal hours for this job was 8-5, with an hour for lunch. Unfortunately, there were enough people who _did_ stay around to encourage him in his practices.

    7. Re:my time, my paycheck by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      The way I look at it is I'm being paid for my time.

      Even simpler. In this (hypothetical) case, I'm being paid to perform a job function: triggering and supervising the boot of my computer. Since IT would get paid if they had to do it, I'm going to get paid for doing it.

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    8. Re:my time, my paycheck by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's like your boss turning up fifteen minutes late every morning to open the office, and then docking everyone's wages for the time wasted every morning.

    9. Re:my time, my paycheck by purpleque · · Score: 1

      The employer has no control over the time you spend commuting. Time spent on site booting company computers is different.

      How is it different? The company may not own your car or the bus you ride into work on, but you are not being very productive in transit to the office...and you aren't being productive waiting for the computer to boot. If you live X minutes away from work, and it takes Y minutes to log into the computer, your commute takes you X+Y minutes. Just because YOU control the length of X (where you live excluding things like traffic delay that you don't control) and your company controls Y (the POS computer that takes Y minutes to boot) you are still performing the same function during time X+Y, nothing.

      At least you can use the bathroom, talk to your coworkers or sit and relax after a nerve racking commute through gridlock while the computer boots. It wouldn't be very clean to take a dump in the drivers seat...better bring a change of clothes.

    10. Re:my time, my paycheck by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I think I was pretty clear about the difference, and how productive you are at any given time is completely irrelevant. If you are twiddling your thumbs for five hours because your boss told you to come in and twiddle your thumbs, they owe you for that time.

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    11. Re:my time, my paycheck by purpleque · · Score: 1

      if your job is twiddling your thumbs than sure, you need to get paid for twiddling your thumbs.

      Your boss tells you that you need to come to work to get paid, but he doesnt pay you for your time it takes to get to work. If your job is to boot your computer then they need to have a mechanism in place to clock in before you start booting your computer. If your job is to work on the computer after it is booted, then get to work earlier and make sure your computer is booted up in order to start working on time.

    12. Re:my time, my paycheck by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you think that's fair, but if you want to be taken advantage of by your employer by getting to work early without pay I guess that's your choice.

      When I used to work in retail their policy was typically that you should be at work 15 minutes before your shift so that you could count your tray and do whatever else to be ready at the time you were scheduled to start. None of those business ever tried to rip me off though, we clocked in when we arrived so we got payed for those extra 15 minutes every day, even if it didn't take us the full 15 minutes to get ready.

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  26. The real problem by Ark42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem is that many employers use a time keeping system which pays employees based on when they log into some system. For example, a friend of mine works through manpower as a temp for $10/hour just answering phones all day. When she gets to work, she must turn on the computer, and wait for it to boot, which is not the same as home computer because it boots from a network and has to log into a Citrix server somewhere. That takes a bit longer. Then, once a desktop appears, you have to open the "soft phone" software to control the phone and log into the queue. Only then do you actually start getting paid.

    There is no way for the employer to know that an employee is at work and working unless they are logged into the soft phone. This means that if she has to be at work at 8:00, that really means she has to have the computer on and be logged in by 8:00, so in reality, be there by 7:45 and be "at work" but not be paid for that first 15 minutes.

    It's not that the problem isn't solvable, even with a different technical solution, it's just that's the way they do things. The employers don't see it as a problem, and if you aren't logged in by the time you are supposed to be working, you are "late". Rack up around 5 "lates" or so, and you are fired automatically. It's all done by computer systems behind the scenes, so if you log into the phone at 8:01, you risk being fired. All the more reason that it is really underhandedly telling employees that they must show up for work 15 or more minutes early, and that time is unpaid.

    It's not just about being at work and having to reboot and go unpaid in the middle of your day, it's about the only way your boss knows you are even at work requires the computer to already be on.

    1. Re:The real problem by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      So long as they knew that this was the system before accepting the contract, that's fine. And, ya know, they're free to quit if they change their mind later.

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    2. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got it here. I do contract work that involves servicing a lot of convenience stores/gas station type locations. A lot of places are setup to use a time clock system that employees must log into as soon as they arrive. Only good thing is in this case it is maybe 6 people throughout the day, and mostly its only the first person to arrive who has to boot it while the others use it from the ready state. In this situation that first person is usually a supervisor and I believe they are paid slightly more.

      This solution can be made to work for larger organizations too and for a lot less than a law suit; these companies complaining are just being greedy bastards. Pay one (1) person to arrive an hour or two early and turn on each computer and fix any problems that crop up, then when the other workers arrive the systems are in the ready state for them. Alternatively set up a script, but that is faulty if there are any problems with equipment.

    3. Re:The real problem by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      I agree in principle -- if I get $x an hour for 8 hours of my time, who cares if the employer's internal system considers this to be $x+whatever for 7.5 hours? Two possible problems though:

      1. Minimum wage. The pay needs to be high enough so this doesn't turn into a way to pay people below minimum wage.

      2. Overtime. With this system, it takes 2.5 more hours to start making time and a half. Unless everyone works at most 40 (real) hours a week, this will be a problem.

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    4. Re:The real problem by afidel · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the asymmetry in most hourly employee relationships, the employee needs the job to survive and the employer can generally get buy without any given employee or position being filled. That's why we have employment laws, we tried the completely free market at the end of the 19th, start of the 20th century and we decided we didn't like it at all so we changed the situation.

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    5. Re:The real problem by Ark42 · · Score: 1

      Not sure what "+whatever" means, but if you were "at work" for 8 hours, and they recorded 7.5 because you have to wait and log into a system, and when you leave at the end of the day, you have to first sign out (stopping the time at which you are paid for) then shut down the computer before you can leave, then you only get paid for the 7.5 hours you were logged in for.

      This is the type of place that would only hire people for 30 hours a week anyway, to avoid having to pay out any health insurance benefits, etc, so overtime is not an issue.

    6. Re:The real problem by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      the employee needs the job to survive

      'a' job. Few employees lose their worldly possessions and die when a company folds.

      In most of the US, anyway, markets are pretty strong and most people can get a different hourly job within a short period of time.

      The thing is by not quitting they're enabling this kind of miserable employer behavior.

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    7. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I insist on daily pay, and I don't sweat over working an hour overtime just as my client doesn't sweat over me working an hour undertime.

      If you're really that bothered about 10 minutes here or there, you're in the wrong job anyway.

    8. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way the employer knows she's working unless they are logged into the soft phone? Forget that, they need to check their line managers aren't down the betting shop because they're obviously not watching the temps!!!

    9. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your friend needs a union.

    10. Re:The real problem by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder how many "erroneous" firings/getting-in-troubles happened due to computer problems. A hardware failure, Windows updates, any number of things can delay you starting your programs.
      I'm glad this place has an old-fashioned timeclock with a little card to swipe the second I walk in the door. They're paying me to be here, and the work I do throughout the day justifies that time even if I am late sometimes.

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    11. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what not having unions lead to. Enjoy your failed system.

    12. Re:The real problem by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm lucky where I work. Punching in and out is taken care of by swiping your employee ID badge in an electronic clock. That compiles the "punches" and sends them to the central Kronos database (which I can query - it being a SQL database - for my internal web apps). Of course, I'm also an "exempt" employee so I don't get docked if I'm 15 minutes late. Then again, I also don't get paid more for working 30 minutes late.

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    13. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just about being at work and having to reboot and go unpaid in the middle of your day, it's about the only way your boss knows you are even at work requires the computer to already be on.

      For fuck's sake, how can you say that with a straight face? There's these things called eyes, you see with them. You can walk over there and LOOK! In fact, there's a specific position that involves this responsibility, it's called a god damn supervisor.

    14. Re:The real problem by Jasin+Natael · · Score: 1

      I had a job *exactly* like this, and everything you've said is right on. In just a few months, I'd been promoted twice to the third level phone queue ("supervisor's supervisor"), started handling email responses, then started basically doing a manager's job by writing email templates, producing process documents, and even began writing a QA application for the center.

      I was driving >40 minutes to get to this job, and sometimes I'd be due to clock in at 8:00, but I arrived at 7:50, causing me to "log in" to the queue software at 8:01 or 8:02. Never mind that depending on the time of day, it might take 8 minutes or more to find a parking space and walk in from the wilderness to the front door. When I found out I would be summarily fired under a new policy if this happened only two more times, and my manager couldn't figure out how to prevent it, I just quit.

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    15. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This opens the employer to vicious lawsuits. you can't fire someone over being late if you provide a faulty time clock. There is no shortage of people out there who will testify to the unreliable and unpredictable nature of the windows boot process.

      It's funny hoe coal mines make do with a timeclock.

    16. Re:The real problem by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Class action lawsuit for all employees of every company that does that, plain and simple....

      Hurt their bottom line, and they'll wise up...

      Oh - we also have to push congress to start penalizing companies that out-source to outside the country for any service. I'd say an even $10,000.00 per job out-sourced, per day ought to cover it.

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    17. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% Right. Have the same thing going on here.
      If she arrives at 8:00, there is no way she could
      log in at 8 after booting this stuff up. It would be more like 8:04.

      If this stuff really legal> I mean if they tried to fire her based on this?

  27. Hell yes. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I don't work hourly anymore but when I did, if I was on the premises I was getting paid. Come in during day shift for a meeting? Clock in. Come in during day shift to get my TB screening injected? Clock in. Come in to get the TB screening read? Clock in.

    I have better things to do than hang out at work. If I'm going to be there, they have to balance that.

    1. Re:Hell yes. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, any part of the day that I am not doing what I want to do, its work. If I'm there, they had better pay me. I am not a charity operation.

  28. Wow, another corporate policy to screw the worker by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

    I have never run into this situation, nor am I even an hourly employee anymore, however when I was this sort of thing would have really set me off. If an employer requires you to be there, then you're on the clock.

    Assuming there are 2000 employees, each making $12/hr and losing 1.25 hrs/week of pay works out to savings of $125,000 for company(includes 50 weeks - 2 wk vac). I think unions are a detriment to a company's productivity, but this type of behavior is exactly why I'm strongly pro-union.

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  29. Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my employer is definitely paying me to check my phone messages, read and process all the stickies he and my other colleagues left on my desk, and engage in business conversation with him.

    If I have to talk business with my boss, I'm working. If they refuse to pay me those hours, I will refuse to pay attention to anything that is said.

    People sometimes forget that computers are not required to be productive. In fact, most of the time it's quite the opposite.

  30. Roaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes it can take this long to log on to a domain and download your roaming account.

  31. bullshit by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

    [A] management-side attorney... who is defending a half-dozen employers in computer-booting lawsuits... believes that, in most cases, computer booting does not warrant being called work.

    most of what high-paid CEOs and upper-management types do does not warrant being called work either, but they get paid for it nonetheless. any time that i spend at the office/workplace is time that i'm denied personal use of, therefore i should be compensated for it.

    by their logic a technician who is performing a 2 hr. Windows install should only be paid for the 15 seconds it takes for him to stick the install disc into the CD-ROM drive and hit "y,y,[enter]" since he's not actually physically doing any work the rest of the time. or someone working at an information booth shouldn't be paid for the time they spend waiting for someone to come by.

    if an employer doesn't want to pay employees for the time spent waiting for Windows to boot up, then they should have the computers turned on before employees come in. you don't make someone come in to work at 8:00 and then not start paying them until 15 minutes after they've clocked in.

  32. Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I don't get paid for the time spent booting up my computer, then that task is not part of my job description. The company can either hire somebody else to turn the computer on or they can see how productive I am without it.

  33. A couple of questions: by PPH · · Score: 1

    Whose computer is it? Who chose the O/S? The applications?

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  34. But, what about me? by russlar · · Score: 1

    I'm salaried, you insensitive clods!

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    1. Re:But, what about me? by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Heh, I was thinking that too. I get paid the same amount regardless of how long I'm at work. Even when the meetings overrun, which annoys me.

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  35. typically more, on any OS by Casandro · · Score: 1

    Well after all, you need to format the harddisk and copy all operating system files to it on each boot. That simply takes time.

    1. Re:typically more, on any OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well after all, you need to format the harddisk and copy all operating system files to it on each boot. That simply takes time.

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  36. WTF? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    I'm frankly shocked that this is even being discussed. Do companies get to not pay for any other supplies they fail to use properly? "Oh, sorry, I'm not paying for that last batch of $COMMODITY, I fucked up and wasted it." If you want to cut me in on a partnership, then fine, we both reap the rewards and suffer the losses. If you are buying my time, though, you owe me the same as any other supplier. My obligation is to show up and deliver high quality execution of my responsibilities during the time you are paying for. Turning the labor you purchase into profit is your problem, not mine.

    Seriously, this is insane. How could we possibly have gotten to the point where treating sellers of labor worse than sellers of any other commodity seems even remotely sensible?

    1. Re:WTF? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Historically, peoples' time hasn't been looked upon as something of value by business and government. If you build and sell a computer to someone, you're only taxed on the difference between the cost to manufacture and the price at which it was sold. On the other hand, the IRS considers your entire paycheck to be income and that you incurred no expenses in obtaining it, basically taking the position that your time has no value even though it's the one thing in this world that once lost, cannot be retrieved.

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    2. Re:WTF? by dogganos · · Score: 1

      I was preparing to post almost the same thing.

      Little Marx says: In a employer-employee relationship, the employee lives by selling his working force (time you can say) to his employer.

      His employer, if good organised, manages to make good use of these (say) 8 hours of available working force at hand. So, in a employer-employee relationship, 'work' is redefined as the time you dedicate to your employer in order for him to make use of it. By no logical means can it be defined as 'actual work' by the employer's whatever criteria.

      In other words, you can't require that I be at 'work' at 09:00, and then I have to wait 30 unpaid minutes because you don't consider this 'work'...

  37. Guess I'm lucky by tonto1992 · · Score: 1

    I get paid even if I'm telnetting into ISCABBS, I can't imagine not getting paid while my computer booted. :)

  38. silly people wanting hand outs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're fine with what you're being paid overall... then you should be content with you're job. If you feel that you need to be paid more - you shouldn't quibble over the hour or more a week you lose while on company property but not getting paid. You should instead, bargain for better pay for the time you *do* spend working.

    Next up you'll have factory workers complaining about the 5-15min each day they spend standing in line waiting to clock in. Or places with high security where you have to go through a line. etc etc etc.

    Silly people, demand what you're worth, not quibble over time spent on or off the clock. Otherwise, you may find yourself paid for *only* time that you're functionally working... such as time where your keyboard or mouse is actively inputting on a work designated program, etc. Not on the phone as a receptionist ? Oh, no pay for you. Went to the bathroom ? No pay for you. Went to the water cooler ? No pay for you. Checked your email ? No pay for you. Took a personal call ? No pay for you.

    Seriously, what's with the 'world owes me something' attitude ?

    1. Re:silly people wanting hand outs by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      You had better be trolling. At the risk of feeding you, though:

      An hourly employee is a supplier who sells time, in exactly the same way as Dell is a supplier who sells computers. As with any other supplier, they are entitled to be paid, according to contract terms, for any supplies they sell. If I buy a crate of Dell boxes, Dell has every right to insist on full payment for every single one of them. I don't get to pay for just the ones I use, or just the ones I make a profit on. All of them. If I request a certain number of hours from an employee, I am responsible for paying for all of them. If I squander some of the time I've purchased, that is my problem, not theirs. Now, if they are not delivering the hours I purchase(slacking off, personal calls, etc.) then I am not obligated to pay, in the same way that I wouldn't be obligated to pay Dell for hardware they never ship. That, though, is entirely separate from time that they do deliver, that I fail to make good use of.

      Wanting to be treated merely as well as any other supplier is not exactly a "'world owes me something' attitude".

    2. Re:silly people wanting hand outs by tonto1992 · · Score: 1

      well, I'm also required to be there to answer calls even if it's slow, and if I have no trouble tickets I have to be at my desk regardless. It's either reading an ancient BBS or Slashdot, or often times both. :) Although with ISCABBS I still read it for help with technical issues from various users, so I suppose I could justify that one at least.

    3. Re:silly people wanting hand outs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had better be trolling. At the risk of feeding you, though:

      Nope, wasn't trolling. I'm paid hourly, for what it's worth. I do find the topic to be highly irritating and stick by my 'hand out' topic :).

      If you're selling your time to your boss, then you should undoubtedly have a full blown contract. In it should undoubtedly be clauses concerning performance and expectations and similar. There should also be punitive damages if either side breaks the agreement.

      While I can fully understand 'this is time im required to be in the office and not doing what i want so i should be paid' mentality, but when it comes to starting to nitpick silly things such as 5-15min spent off the clock while waiting for something business related to occur so you can do your job..... you obviously want the money more than you want the job and should go looking for employment elsewhere.

      If you think you should be getting paid more for that extra hour or two spent each week waiting in line or for a system to boot or connections to establish, etc etc etc -- you should really consider asking for that 4-5% pay raise rather than force management to invest alot of cash into a new system for determining employee work-vs-nonwork time.

      Last I checked, people who stare at the clock constantly or check their time card constantly end up getting fired :) -- obviously they have no loyalty to the company or there is some place else they'd rather be.

  39. In other words... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    I believe they call that the "Blue Screen of Overtime"

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  40. Vacuous Truths by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    A vacuous truth is a statement of the form if false-statement, then P where P is any statement. This statement is true because any falsehood has no power to falsify anything. It really doesn't matter what P is. P can be true or false, but the statement false-statement implies P is still true.

    We're dealing with the statement "if your work computer is booting Vista, you don't deserve to be paid." This is a vacuous statement for the very simple reason that work computers don't run Vista. Sure, industry and big business are trying to send Microsoft a message that society will turn on its head due to the onerous hardships that people have to suffer while using Vista at work, one hardship being not getting paid while Vista does something slow-ass. But people don't use Vista at work unless they're really suckers for punishment, in which case they deserve to be not paid while Vista slows things down.

    But with all that out of way, Windows has had a sleep function for more than 10 years, so just what the debate is about, I don't know.

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  41. "Everybody Does It" by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

    This is one of those things where employers can readily apply pressure based on common practice, too. You try to ask, "Just how early do you want me to show up so that I can be here on time?" and they bluster about how the expectation is for you to be prepared to deal with a customer at 8:00. All of the other employees do it without complaint. They lean heavily on the "this makes you look lazy" button to get you to give in.

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  42. If it takes 30 minutes..... by British · · Score: 1

    ..you should hire better IT people to slim that # down instead of hiring that blue-haired lawyer guy from The Simpsons.

  43. It's the law. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my state, and the state right next door where I currently work, if you are required to be there, then it's work and you must get paid. This holds for after-hours meetings, and any other reason you are required to be there.

    Some employers have tried to tell people to show up 15 minutes early so they are "ready to go" when work actually starts at 8:00 (or whenever). Won't wash. If they require the employees to be there for those 15 minutes, they are required to pay the employees for those 15 minutes.

    1. Re:It's the law. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      And if they set a policy that every employee has to be there 45 minutes early for a period of at most 5 minutes to start their computer booting up, and then they are free to leave as long as they return to work before the day begins?

      The employee get 5 minute of pay, followed by 40 minutes of non-pay, before their day starts??

      Seriously... megacorps need to stop trying to make their employees absorb the time costs of ludicrous IT policies that slow down workstation performance (startup and shutdown speed). Either by fixing the policy, or by shutting down and starting up workstations automatically.

    2. Re:It's the law. by Libertarian001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nice in theory, but it doesn't always work that way in practice. I worked as a (helicopter) flight instructor for a time. We were paid one rate for ground instruction and another rate for flight instruction. Note that this is for time spent actually doing the "work." Aircraft have a meter that logs the time in 6 minute increments, ostensibly for maintenance purposes. You log the aircraft in and out based on this meter. Management uses that meter for determining what you get paid for. So where's the issue? What about time spent towing aircraft? If it's the first flight of the day, you have to pull it from its parking spot to the ramp. The opposite happens if it's the last flight of the day. What about fueling the aircraft? What about washing the aircraft? What about time spent getting from the office to where the aircraft is parked on the ramp? (we had to take a 5 minute golf-cart ride, each direction. That's 5 hours per 6-day week right there). What about the "They're not mandatory but you're fired if you don't go" weekly meetings? What about when a student doesn't show up? (it happens more than you'd think) What about the time I have to spend scheduling my students? That's another issue with a lot more time spent doing it than you'd think. What about pre- and post-flight inspections? No, those are not covered by ground or flight instruction. These are all issues that pretty obviously entail me doing work/performing the duties of an instructor, specifically for the job, yet all of them are unpaid activities. And I guarantee you'll hear a similar tale from other flight instructors. To be clear, I'm not grousing, just saying how it is in general aviation.

    3. Re:It's the law. by mr_stinky_britches · · Score: 1

      Thanks you for your informative post! It is interesting to see how much variation exists in such practices across technical fields.

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    4. Re:It's the law. by blackchiney · · Score: 2, Informative

      And this is why pilot unions are one of the most powerful, fiercest unions on the planet. Because most of the professionals have had to deal with this shit on their way up to working in a fleet. They don't get paid until the engine is on but they get paid plenty. In general this only applies to the mainline and widebodies. It's relatively easy to replace a Twin Otter pilot (no offence), it's quite a trick to find a replacement 757 pilot who is current and has the hours. Most of the airlines try to spin it as the senior pilots calling the strikes ($200k,pensions,etc), generally, it's the juniors (regional pilots) who are trying not to get screwed

    5. Re:It's the law. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      true, but really it is professional to show up a few minute early and work out the just got here kinks..getting coffee, your usual good mornings.

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  44. It may not seem like much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but you'd be surprised - as a timed employee on an internship over the summer, I lost a ton of money when we switched from paper timecards to an online system. My workstation was slow. It didn't help that it was a development machine with some services that weren't easy to configure for startup. Every day, I spent 5 minutes waiting for my computer to boot up, and another 5 waiting for the absolutely shitty java-based timecard program to initialize. Usually it would throw and error and I'd have to close out of the browser and start it up again. Some simple math:

    100 days x 10 minute loss per day = 1000 / 60 = 16.7 hours = 233 dollars lost, assuming a $14/hour wage. That may not seem like much, but often the time I didn't get recorded was that little bit of overtime that I'd get once in a while when I was asked to stay a few minutes longer. I'm guessing in the end I missed out on about $300.

    Paid to start up a computer? I still had to be there; it's not like I could sleep in for 10 minutes extra. If they're going to nickel and dime timed employees, we have every right to nickel and dime them back.

  45. We won one of those by erikharrison · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I worked many moons ago as a tech support agent for BellSouth Internet - of course, my actual employer was ClientLogic, who no longer exists.

    The tech support client was different from all the other kinds of phone support that operated in the facility. The others had at most one app - generally a DOS DB driver app for taking orders. and you'd telnet in, and run it. There was no account for accessing the system, and the departments were small enough that employees used the same cubicle day in day out.

    The contract with BellSouth required that a number of applications be opened. Each one had a login. They varied by which kind of service you provided - DSL support, Dial Up support, or the various forms of advanced support. Also managing all those windows was terrible on Windows (hah). In the absence of virtual desktops managing as many as 20 mandatory apps got insane.

    And,of course, the number of employees exceeded the number of allocated cubicles. So as soon as you stood up, the next shift was grabbing your cubicle, logging out, logging back in, and starting up those apps.

    At first, it was standard operating procedure to walk in, go to one of the various machines hanging around, sign into the phone system, which was also the time tracker, log out so that you weren't taking calls on the machine, and let the next guy clock in, while you hunted around for a cubicle, and brought the machine up. But BLS was the only client who had this issue, and a manager was brought in from another department and removed the machine.

    All hell broke loose. I was promoted at that point, and effectively, if not officially, had my own cubicle. I was logged into the system all the time, so I didn't have to get into the various fights about the issue, although several people either quit or were fired.

    Over a year after leaving, I got a moderately fat check in the mail from the class action lawsuit which had occurred unbeknownst to me. And damn right. I had to arrive early and setup a computer as required by the client in the contract. ClientLogic got more money per call taken from BLS than from other clients because of the additional requirements the techs had to follow - but I don't get paid for doing the actual leg work?

    1. Re:We won one of those by ClownSoup · · Score: 1

      Heya Eric, I worked for Service Zone, which Client Logic bought out :) Small world. I probably helped set up and wire the building you worked in.

  46. Should they pay you for 'not working'? by superdave80 · · Score: 1

    Ask the people at McDonald's that are standing around waiting for a customer to show up.

    Or the doorman at a hotel waiting for someone to walk up to the door so that he can open it for you.

    Seriously, this may be the stupidest thing I have every heard come out of lawyers mouth, and I've heard them say some stupid shit.

  47. One upsmanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get paid when I'm on the toilet.

    Reading Slashdot over wifi. :D

    And that's the truth, because I am a consultant and I bill for every minute that I'm on-site, working or not.

    1. Re:One upsmanship by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      You're an asshole, Mr. Coward, and I approve of this sort of behaviour :)

    2. Re:One upsmanship by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      That's ludicrous. You're perpetrating redundant slacking; why combine slashdotting and defecating when you could do them consecutively and take even more time?

  48. An economist's answer: yes, they should be paid by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    (Disclaimer: IANAE, but I do have both a minor degree and a personal curiosity in the subject...)

    It's simple. When you are booting your computer for work, to perform work-specific duties, are you performing an action you otherwise *would not* have performed, if you were not paid?

    That is, would you have booted your work computer if you were not paid to do it?

    Not likely, if you are even a *slightly* rational consumer of your time; it's a waste of your time to do so.

    So, you boot the computer because somebody else has asked (or more likely, demanded) you to do so. Unless you plan to work for free, in an even vaguely market-based economy, people trade their freedom and their free time (whether an assumed quantity of time, for salaried people, or pay-as-the-employer-goes, for hourly people) for money. That's how most of us earn a paycheck.

    Therefore, the employers should pay their employees. Duh.

    This isn't a criticism of the poster, but rather, of the state of general human knowledge, reasoning, and our educational system. Why does Econ101 and basic financial literacy remain so elusive a subject to business, government, and the public at-large such that this is a serious question?

  49. Seriously? by Shaltenn · · Score: 1

    Seriously?

    What's next? If my PC crashes because your software is atrocious is that going to cost me too?

    I'm an hourly employee and this pisses me off. If I'm in the building and can't be elsewhere then you WILL be paying me. It's ridiculous. There's plenty of stuff to be done while waiting for a machine to boot anyways. Talk to coworkers, get a feel for whats going to happen that day, etc.

    What about all the people who go off and go for a smoke? Half the time they don't clock out for their smoke break. I don't smoke, and therein get more done, but we're being treated the same?

    Gimme a break. Seriously.

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    1. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think half of them took up smoking?

      Now, here's a question for you:

      If your company allows smoke-breaks, do you actually have to consume a cigarette to take advantage of them?

  50. Alrighty then... here's a question... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Who owns the computers and the license to the software that is run on them?

  51. Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from the moment you got to work , to the moment you leave you should get paid . because even if you are not doing a task you are still representing your company.

    at least that is how it working at the company I work for . . .
      but then again our time is based on the rfid scanner at the building entrance

  52. Our solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Fuck the environment / power bill, lock your box and leave it on all night.

  53. You're on my time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I get paid as soon as I walk through the door. The Company is on my time, not the other way around.

  54. Booting up is a job requirement. by VertigoMan · · Score: 1

    Having worked for AT&T I can tell you that it took me around 5 mins to boot up my system and all the programs required to do my job. Since having those programs running was a requirement of my job I was paid for the time in booting up the systems. If a company doesn't want to pay an employee for that time then they need to have the required systems up and running when the employee is set to start work. If a company does not want to do that then booting up a required systems would have to be considered part of my job description or job requirement and I should be paid. Now if employees are leaving their desks during the boot up time for personal stuff they shouldn't be paid.

  55. Portal to Portal issues by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a classic issue. The Federal Portal to Portal Act does not favor the employee, but California has slightly more favorable regulations.

    Some current active issues in this area include whether employees who work in places with elaborate security checkpoints should be compensated for delays in getting through security. This came up in the context of a nuclear power plant. The current court decision is that such time need not be compensated. It's also been held that time in line at a time clock isn't compensated either. (But that tends to even out; the delay in clocking in costs the employee, but delay in clocking out pays the employee.)

    The "boot time" issue is interesting. Historically, big plants handled "clocking in" at centralized locations near the plant entrance, so, by default, employees were paid for time in the building. With more elaborate timekeeping systems, it's tempting for employers to start timing when the employee reaches their work location and performs some action like a login or a card swipe.

    Many union agreements cover this. It's a classic issue in coal mining, which is where the term comes from. The United Mine Workers negotiated "portal to portal pay" in the late 1940s. Previously, miners were paid only for time at the working face (where digging takes place) in the mine. It can take an hour in a big mine to get from the mine portal to the working face, so this is a big deal.

  56. Hello Bob Brockman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silly people, demand what you're worth, not quibble over time spent on or off the clock. Otherwise, you may find yourself paid for *only* time that you're functionally working... such as time where your keyboard or mouse is actively inputting on a work designated program, etc. Not on the phone as a receptionist ? Oh, no pay for you. Went to the bathroom ? No pay for you. Went to the water cooler ? No pay for you. Checked your email ? No pay for you. Took a personal call ? No pay for you.

    That's what some firm has done already, except they monitor the living daylights out of you.

  57. Absolutely! by ohtani · · Score: 3, Informative

    Booting up a computer IS work. It's as much work as somebody waiting for diagnostic results, or a supervisor "supervising", or a programmer compiling. They may not be making a direct impact at the time, but they have invoked the actions and are required to invoke said actions and required to wait for said actions to complete.

    The employee should not suffer a lack of compensation due to the lack of the ability of the equipment supplied by the employer themselves. If they want to not pay the employee, they need to invest in an instant-on technology of some sort.

    On the OTHER hand however, if one is, for instance, compiling, and it continues through and beyond a break (such as lunch), it makes sense for the employer to not compensate (if they do not compensate for lunch, as the break time is no longer considered a required period of labor and observation and supervising and what not. The employer can definitely push for such longer periods of time to be started before a break.

    And this is not to say that the employer cannot have an employee be productive in other ways while a computer may be booting or whatever. Ask them to straighten their desk or something.

    And to echo a lot of other people's comments, yeah, seriously. 15-30 minutes for BOOTING? I don't care if they "start programs". 15-30 minutes?! First off if they're "starting programs" that is DEFINITELY being productive. But if it's seriously taking 15-30 minutes for an individual to wait for a computer to start up or shut down, they have MUCH worse problems on their hands.

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    1. Re:Absolutely! by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      or a programmer compiling.

      Oh for the love of god don't let management hear about THAT little scam of ours ;-)

    2. Re:Absolutely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Ask them to straighten their desk or something.

      Welcome to kindergarten.

    3. Re:Absolutely! by pla · · Score: 1

      15-30 minutes for BOOTING? I don't care if they "start programs".

      You left out a grey area between the actual booting and the starting of programs - The automatic starting of programs at every boot.

      My own machine at work (salaried, so this issue has no relevance to me BTW) takes about 30 seconds to boot, another minute and a half after logging in for the desktop to appear, and then up to twenty minutes before the autostarts finish and I can actually do something on it (as in, so much system activity going on that the mouse pointer lags).

      So yeah, I can see calling that "boot time", in that it only happens on startup, the user didn't initiate it (except by pressing the power button), and you don't have any choice but to wait for it to finish before you can use the machine.


      That said, I agree with you completely - Any time spent in a place not of my choosing (with the exception of the commute, since you could fairly argue I "choose" to live more than a 30 second drive from work), I would expect to get paid for. If someone has to show up at 8am to turn on a machine, they need to start getting paid at 8am, even if they sit there twiddling their thumbs for the next 20 minutes.

    4. Re:Absolutely! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Booting up a computer IS work.

      Right you are sonny! In my day, we had to crank our computers to boot them. And we had to crank them to shut down. And we got paid for that work, yes we did!

    5. Re:Absolutely! by mpe · · Score: 1

      And to echo a lot of other people's comments, yeah, seriously. 15-30 minutes for BOOTING? I don't care if they "start programs". 15-30 minutes?! First off if they're "starting programs" that is DEFINITELY being productive. But if it's seriously taking 15-30 minutes for an individual to wait for a computer to start up or shut down, they have MUCH worse problems on their hands.

      The default setting with MS Windows is to use "Roaming Profiles" which involves copying files back and forth between workstation and server. By default this includes things like temp files and broswer cache. Changing this requires administrators who know what they are doing. As does configuring workstations for optimal performance by removing unneeded junk.

  58. ObXkcd by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Re:ObXkcd by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      My office bought me an 8 core Xeon this summer, and I enabled parallel build. What used to take 45 minutes on a Pentium IV and had me wandering around the office now takes a minute and a half, for a total rebuild.

      Damnit.

    2. Re:ObXkcd by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, my girlfriend works at a small Hollywood producer, and she repeats the same story about their editors, only changing "compiling!" for "rendering!".

  59. existing precedents by redshirt · · Score: 3, Informative

    This one is a slam dunk for any competent law firm. It used to be the case the coal miners were not paid for the time spent donning and removing protective gear. Despite the very different industries, it basically means that if you are required to do tasks to prepare to do work, then you need to paid for that additional time. It's then easy to apply this logic to a computer booting up, as that is obviously a required task. So is shutting down.

    1. Re:existing precedents by mrbobjoe · · Score: 1

      It used to be the case the coal miners were not paid for the time spent donning and removing protective gear. Despite the very different industries, it basically means that if you are required to do tasks to prepare to do work, then you need to paid for that additional time.

      I wonder if this does actually directly apply. It seems like this might be a safety-related thing, that if employers require working in conditions that require protective gear to be reasonably safe that they must pay for setting it up, because otherwise even if said gear is provided there would be more reason to rush putting it on, or cutting corners and leaving out tedious or complicated elements, in order to get to work faster.

    2. Re:existing precedents by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

      This one is a slam dunk for any competent law firm. It used to be the case the coal miners were not paid for the time spent donning and removing protective gear.

      Hell, you can go even further back, to the Colorado Coalfield Wars of 1913--1914. One of the basic demands of the strike had to do with what mine operators considered payable work:

      Miners were payed on tonnage: You pull a ton of coal out of the ground, you get X cents. What you don't get paid for is things like laying rails or putting in vent shafts or the reinforcing timbers that hold the roof up. Why should the company pay for that? Rails aren't coal. Timbers aren't coal. So coal miners skimped on the so-called deadwork of making mines usable---and safe to work in and as a result Colorado miners died at a rate 2.5 times the national average.

      Your analogy holds: The company wants me to turn the computer on and off, they can pay me to turn it on and off. Otherwise I'm going to leave it on and screw the planet and the power bill if they're going to short me $50/week over this.

      On the other hand, there are plenty of other things you have to do in order to work that the company can't be asked to pay for: They don't pay for my commute expenses (though some executives get a car allowance) or my work clothes (though some executives get a clothing allowance) or my $4 sandwich at lunch (though some executives get to expense every single meal).

      But I think on the whole, if the company wants me to turn their computer on and off, they can pay me to turn it on and off. I'm going to make good use of that time, like checking my voicemail or mixing my morning Jack and Coke. It's not like I'm going to sit there staring at the damned thing while it's booting (unless I've missed my coffee).

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    3. Re:existing precedents by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Even though I have MOD points I going to reply, What coal mines are you talking about. I live in an area where they still do what you are saying to miners. This kind of stuff is everywhere here. They expect you to live to work not work to live. Get it?

    4. Re:existing precedents by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in this. I could throw on sweatpants and a tshirt in two minutes, but putting on a shirt and tie takes about ten minutes, to pick everything out and make myself presentable. Being presentable to clients is a requirement of my job. Could I come to work in sweatpants, then change into a shirt and tie once at work? It's a sliding scale, of course; I wonder where the law divides the scale.

  60. Who turns it off at the end of the day? by Loligo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even in the Windows shops I worked in, most people just locked their systems at the end of the day and left.

    Who reboots every day?

    1. Re:Who turns it off at the end of the day? by awall222 · · Score: 1

      Even in the Windows shops I worked in, most people just locked their systems at the end of the day and left.

      Who reboots every day?

      These can be forced upon you by your employer.

    2. Re:Who turns it off at the end of the day? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Even in the Windows shops I worked in, most people just locked their systems at the end of the day and left.

      Who reboots every day?

      I do. It saves on a little consumption of fossil fuels and the emission of CO2. And rebooting only takes about 60 seconds.

      My text editor (Kate) can remember the set of files I had open. Firefox can remember the tabs I had open. Or worst-case scenario I can sleep the computer.

    3. Re:Who turns it off at the end of the day? by mikelieman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's a laptop, in case you need to help overnight.

      Here's a cable, lock it up so it doesn't disappear.

      Here's a bag, enjoy schlepping the thing back and forth every day.

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  61. I agree by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    and frankly, I don't think anyone would get away with a policy such as you describe. In fact, I am not sure but I believe I recall something about our labor law that addresses situations like that. Hmmm, I am remembering some more. Yes, I think because that is separated by a time period that is not a "break", that would considered to be a "work shift", and someone cannot be required to come in for a work shift that is less than 4 hours long. It might be 2, but I seem to remember 4. But in any case, a "work shift" cannot be 5 minutes.

  62. Re:huh? by kandela · · Score: 5, Funny

    George Jetson was paid the whole day just to press a button to start the plant in the morning and shut it down before he went home. Same thing.

    If a fictional cartoon character from the future can get paid for that, then I don't see why I can't be too.

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  63. why make things so difficult? by westlake · · Score: 1, Troll

    It seems to me that a reasonably creative mind could find something productive to do for ten or fifteen minutes --- are you really so wired into the machine that your mind goes blank whenever someone cuts the cord?

    1. Re:why make things so difficult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue is in call centers. Have you ever talked to a call center monkey? All they care about is getting off the phone without pissing you off to avoid a complaint, so that they can take the next call so they can boost their stats.

      In typical offices people waste all kinds of time not just on their PC's to boot.

    2. Re:why make things so difficult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that a reasonably creative mind could find something productive to do for ten or fifteen minutes --- are you really so wired into the machine that your mind goes blank whenever someone cuts the cord?

      Some jobs require the computer to perform the activities associated with your job. There is nothing you can do job-related in such situations.

    3. Re:why make things so difficult? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the timeclock program is on the worker's computer, so they can't clock in until the computer has booted. That means that if they need to 'be working' by 9, they need to start booting as early as 8:30.

      Likewise at the end of the day, the computer needs to on in order to clock out. Only after exactly 5 or whenever can the worker shut down/log out.

      -b

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  64. Scheduled Power Up. by TavisJohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If employers want to decrease the boot up time, than either leave the machines on 24/7 or in the BIOS Schedule the power on.

    However I feel that Boot Time counts as work. If you are a draftsman, you get paid as you set your desk up, tape the paper down, etc. Setup to work counts as work! Employees have no control over the computer gear, the boot up times, or anything of the like.

    If they use the logic that boot time does not count as work... Than employers can then not pay you when the network goes down, when your computer stops working, or for any computer/network problem that is outside your control!

    However does anyone else feel this may be payback for employees checking personal e-mail, playing games in their browser, ordering personal items online... Basically wasting time on the company dime.

    1. Re:Scheduled Power Up. by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However does anyone else feel this may be payback for employees checking personal e-mail, playing games in their browser, ordering personal items online... Basically wasting time on the company dime.

      Can you go home? No? You get paid IMHO. Obviously it's not good to waste money on company time, but the fact of the matter is there often are times of major latency where you need to do "something" to maintain your sanity. Obviously non productive workers should get the sack, that goes without saying, and one should use their breaks and lunch hour to do personal crap.

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    2. Re:Scheduled Power Up. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      If the employer really cared they would set up an automatic boot system. If the employees really cared they would take turns having someone come in early and turn the machines on.

      lawsuits suck.

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  65. Simple Solution (Re:15 minutes?) by kandela · · Score: 1

    Just leave the computer on. The boss will get the message eventually.

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  66. Thin Clients by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else thinking thin clients? It's what we use at my workplace, works pretty well.

  67. The liability is entirely on the corporation here by zullnero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, greedy managerial types seem to think that a person's entire job rotates around a computer. A computer is a tool that you use to do your job, not unlike a crescent wrench. You pay a mechanic to take the tool out of his toolbox, you pay a person to turn the computer on. If the systems boot slowly, that's the fault of the corporate IT policy putting slow-booting operating systems on computers. If people aren't being paid, what, does their time card automatically start when it's finally loaded by Windows? Then that's some seriously questionable software practices in regards to labor laws.

  68. I leave it on Standby every night by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    If Hibernate worked properly on the work machine I'd use it, but it comes out of Standby very quickly. It gets rebooted when it needs to (Wednesdays after Patch Tuesday, the occasional emergency update, or when it just starts being weird) but I can easily get away with cold booting just once a week. They kinda prefer equipment turned off for the weekend, so it usually ends up cold booting Monday mornings as well.

    There's no debate where the responsibility for that time lies -- it's on the employer to either provide you with work-ready tools, or to pay you for time spent rendering your tools work-ready. There have been fundamentally similar cases of employees expected to get in costume before clocking in. They sued, and they won -- probably not what they deserved to get paid for that time, but that became a case of proving how much time they should be paid for, rather than whether or not it was work.

    There may be a bit of a moral hazard here. If a company has Wage and Hour coverage in their EPLI coverage, this will pay for (most of) what they screwed the workers out of. They may be thinking "Let them sue us. Even if we lose we still aren't the ones paying them." It's a very short-sighted strategy (as they quickly find themselves unable to afford their EPLI policies), but some businesses don't care.

    Mal-2

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  69. Sigh... Just like XKCD by caitsith01 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...computer nerds making unsubstantiated and unlikely sounding claims about quirky sexual exploits.

    Do we have to implement www.isslashdotshittytoday.com?

    For the avoidance of doubt, this is where you broke the suspension of disbelief:

    Actually I had sex

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    1. Re:Sigh... Just like XKCD by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 1

      GOLD !

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    2. Re:Sigh... Just like XKCD by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      GOLD !

      Always believe in your soul
      Youve got the power to know
      Youre indestructable
      Always believe in,because you are
      GOLD !

  70. I'm probably well beaten on this by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 1

    but... 15 to 30 minutes? Seriously? I've never worked at a job where the computer took more than maybe 2 minutes to boot to desktop.

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  71. What? by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this is even an issue - if you are 100% obligated to do something for the company you work for then it is their obligation to pay you. Really.

    I find it hard to bill for many things - say for instance I'm running benchmarking software. I spend a whopping 10 seconds starting the application and then I spend the next 3 hours doing something else and the next 0-2 hours looking from time to time to see if it is done. How to charge? Dunno - I spent most of that time playing a video game so I can't really charge for that yet my time isn't completely my own. So far it hasn't been an issue with anyplace I have worked - all were more generous with that time than I was so all was good.

    I've also worked salary positions where you work more hours than you say. In all cases I have received "other" compensation - be it in equipment to play with (say a new gaming rig every so often at no cost to me), *really* flexible hours, or other perks. That's OK too - I made the decision that the benefits were worth the work.

    But this idea? Crap. I mean really - I'm stuck doing something for the company and *only* for the company and they want to tell me to eat it? Give me some flex time in there, give me vacation equal to that time spent, really just allow me to make it worth my while for those 15 minutes a day. Heck let me eat lunch for free from a *decent* company owned cafeteria if I choose to not get payed.

    I suspect that most would be happy with the above even if they couldn't post that 15 minutes to their hourly schedule. There are MANY ways to keep it all good and most of us are willing to work with someone who is willing to work with us back. Some will want something incredibly unrealistic, but then you probably do not want them as employees anyway - the same is true of any employer that requires something incredibly unrealistic too.

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  72. Labor Dept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They totally need to talk to their state's Department of Labor - in many states laws are on the books (or judgements setting precedent) that require employers to pay for time that they require their employees to put in on their behalf - like booting up PCs.

  73. Why do you turn your computer off? by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    I simply:

    1 sit.
    2 punch my code.
    3 work.
    4 profit! HAha! This time I've got all the steps!

    When the day ends, I lock the workstation, and go.

  74. such a hard problem to solve by Eil · · Score: 1

    I solve the problem by leaving my computer on with the timeclock webpage up when I walk out the door. When I sit down in the morning, first thing I do is click that "Punch In" button.

  75. (In)Active Directory is the culprit by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem is that many corporations use Active Directory to push out mile long security templates and updates to the PCs when they boot up/down. At my regular job, booting up can take 30 minutes, so I refrain from ever powering the machine down, which mostly defeats the purpose of pushing out updates with AD. Not powering down is actually easy lately, since the machine nowadays refuses to power down which is quite convenient actually.

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  76. One workweek per year without pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you spend 10 minutes per day starting up, five days a week for fifty weeks a year, you're not getting paid for an entire 40 hour work week.

    10 minutes per day * 5 days * 50 weeks / 60 = 41.66 hours

  77. Parking Ones Concerns by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This dispute is partly resolved by the "Portal-to-Portal Act"

    A good employer would pay their employees from time onto property to time off property. Some former coworkers recently told me about a situation where their parking spaces, a mere 10 minute walk from their desks, were given to more important employees and now they get to ride a shuttle bus to a parking lot 3 miles away, which adds an extra 40 minutes or so to their work-related time, but they get no pay out of it. The employer has closer land but it would cost much more to develop and they incur none of the costs of the hundreds of displaced employees' time, so they don't see the development as worthwhile.

    I had the good sense to quit years ago, but the compensation package is pretty good for light work so they suck it up. Anyway, Vader-style negotiations are no way for an employer to behave.

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  78. Back up here a second. by kuzb · · Score: 1

    Who the hell owns a computer, any computer, running any OS that takes 30 minutes to boot? Are these people working on 486s or something?

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    1. Re:Back up here a second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large companys (either with many employees and/or just a few employees, but spread around the world logging into one central location) with less then optimal IT departments. And small clueless companys with horrible system managment.

      So. alot of places. TONS of places.

      And the OS has nothing to do with it.

  79. Two Issues by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    I think there are two main issues here.

    First, there is the issue of choice. Whoever makes the choice must bear the consequences. If the boot time is determined by company decisions, the company should pay. If the boot time is determined by what the employee does, the company shouldn't have to pay if the boot time is unreasonably long. You can't fault the company for a decision they didn't make, and you can't fault the employee for a decision they didn't make, either. Yet, you have to make one or both pay, either in time or in money.

    But what is perhaps more important is that you need to consider how you want to treat each other. Are the company and its employees adversaries or are they working towards a common goal? Do you really want to be so anal about it that you want every minute of employee time accounted for, or, conversely, that you want every minute of your time paid? I would say that the company should be able to trust their employees. Otherwise, they shouldn't have hired them. So, trust your employees to report the time they've worked more or less correctly, and don't worry if they spent the time waiting for the computer to boot talking to a customer, discussing a problem with a colleague, or fetching a coffee that they would otherwise have fetched after booting the PC.

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  80. Absolutely by maz2331 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't recall the case name, but just a couple of years ago it was ruled that employees had to be paid during periods where they were putting on and taking off protective gear and uniforms. I can't see waiting for a machine to boot up to be any different.

    Major back-pay is coming their way for this. All those 15 to 30 minute periods add up. Plus probable punitive damages, and sometimes the feds even decide to toss a fine in for good measure.

    1. Re:Absolutely by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Major back-pay is coming their way for this.

      More likely, major pay is going to the attorneys who handle this on a class action basis, and a few cents are going to participating employees.

    2. Re:Absolutely by williamhb · · Score: 1

      I don't recall the case name, but just a couple of years ago it was ruled that employees had to be paid during periods where they were putting on and taking off protective gear and uniforms. I can't see waiting for a machine to boot up to be any different. Major back-pay is coming their way for this. All those 15 to 30 minute periods add up. Plus probable punitive damages, and sometimes the feds even decide to toss a fine in for good measure.

      Being mean to computer programmers and IT staff isn't as politically or socially shock-inducing as being mean to firemen or miners (outside of California, anyway). I wouldn't be overly surprised if the result went the other way. That said, it sounds like a terrible employer to work for -- so if the network or the computer on your desk fails and you can't clock in, you're personally out of pocket? There's not (yet) such a shortage of good employers, so just vote with your feet.

    3. Re:Absolutely by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 4, Informative

      I found an article about it. And it's written by real lawyers. Would you like to know more?

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    4. Re:Absolutely by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      I just watched Starship Troopers last night (in HD!).

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  81. required to boot up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am forced to boot up my laptop everyday.
    I am required by my company to turn off my laptop and lock it in my desk or take it home at the end of the day.
    If I leave it on the desk overnight I could be written up by our company security.
    During the day the laptop is to be chained to the desk unless I take it with me somewhere.
    Also all company laptops have the company screensaver installed on the them that turns on after 10 mins and requires a password to gain access. The screen saver if altered or delted will be reinstalled and set the to company standards the next day.

    Time to boot up my laptop 6 min 7 sec with all the security and company crap on it. It still uses xp.

    I don't worry about the money, it all averages out in the end. Most of the time I get a soda will the laptop boots up.
    I count it as work time.

  82. Employers should take bad with good in computers by os2fan · · Score: 1
    People in other industries are paid for preparing cloths and machines for work, and also paid for in some cases, cleaning themselves after work.

    Either they should be expected to find the machine booted before they start work, or should count the logging in of a machine as work (in much the same way as filing forms is work.

    The thing with any procedure (like computers), one can not just take the good without the bad. The machines save in retrieving and distributing modified data, but take longer to boot.

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  83. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the state of Oregon, I believe the time is required to be paid.

    http://www.boli.state.or.us/BOLI/TA/T_FAQ_Tawaitim.shtml

    -- Quoted:

    Q. I ask my employees to be at their work station to be ready to perform their jobs at a prescribed time. In order to do this they must perform certain activities to enable them to be ready to begin work. Do I have to pay them for the time spent in preparation?

    A. Yes, if the prep time is an integral part of their principle work activity, and the job could not be accomplished without these preliminary activities. Some examples of preparatory activities are:

            * A waitress setting up a work station, i.e., preparing coffee, filling condiment jars, etc.
            * A machinist cleaning and oiling the machinery in a plant prior to beginning a shift.
            * A bankteller counting a till before the business opens to the public.

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  84. Re:The liability is entirely on the corporation he by BountyX · · Score: 1

    Not entirly true. If you are considered a contractor than preparing your tools for use is considered a business expense. A company should not have to pay a contractor for preperation of their own tools...Same with any other B2B, UNLESS it is outlined in an agreement before start of work. For hourly employees; however, I agree. An employees's "time" starts as soon as they are "ready" to be instructed and AVALIABLE to work. In most cases, your paying for someone to be somewhere for a range of time.

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  85. How it should work by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

    That company lawyer is exactly right: The time to boot is not work time, and should not be paid for. On the other hand, you shouldn't do anything you are not paid for, so you shouldn't boot. Solution: The employer has to make sure that everything is in place for you to start work when you arrive at work. They can either hire a small army of "booters" who walk around from 8 to 9 to make sure that all the machines are booted, or you arrive at work and wait (fully paid) until your machine is ready. Which could take the whole shift.

    1. Re:How it should work by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      You've just said that booting the computer isn't work, and then suggested hiring an army of people that do the work of booting the computer. Your argument would have been better just to argue that it is work.

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  86. A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A simple test: Who benefits from booting up the computer? Because he who benefits from it should pay for it.

    Obviously the employees could not care less about their computers being booted up (unless they read slashdot from work the whole day :) and obviously the computers are booted up in order to be used for work. So I would say the employer should to pay for it.

  87. Amongst the tasks defined... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    ...in job description, is preparation of your workplace for performing work, and leaving it in order upon leaving. Then booting up the computer should be paid for.

    If it is not, then the employer should hire someone to do that for you.

    The only other option is if you're paid per service, not per hour, say, per customer served.

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  88. hmmm... by SuperDre · · Score: 0

    I wonder what morons those people are.. in theory, you come in, you clock in, you turn your computer on, you work, you turn your computer off, you clock out, you go home... how in the hell can they claim they are not paid for the time spend waiting for booting the system.. unless their boss tells them they must first turn on their computer wait till it is booted and then 'clock in', that's the only time I would agree with the employee's..

  89. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, they should

  90. Damn, are you people really that wimpy ? by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I get paid from the moment I walk into the office, until the moment I walk out.

    If my employer doesn't like that, he can sack me.
    My life is too short to take any shit from a bean counter.

    1. Re:Damn, are you people really that wimpy ? by CannedTurkey · · Score: 1

      And that is the way it should be. Unless you're working in a sweat-shop type setting where it's really easy to count how many shoes you've made during the day, then your employer is paying for your time. Time might be money for a company, but for me, my time is my life. I'd sure as hell prefer to spend my time doing something besides work, but I'm perfectly willing to trade some of it for some money. If my employer doesn't want to pay me to boot my computer, that's their problem, not mine. Asking me to give away my most precious asset (my time) is simply not a realistic idea in today's world. The days when that sort of sacrifice and loyalty were reciprocated are long gone. It reminds me of my father's workplace, a will-remain-nameless power generating facility, where some new manager thought it'd be a good idea to cut the janitorial staff. The engineers and electricians (and management) would be responsible for keeping their own areas clean. It might seem reasonable to some people, but they were then paying high wages to their engineers and management to do janitorial work. I believe it changed when the director at the station remarked to his secretary, "I noticed my garbage hasn't been taken out for the past week, who's responsible for that?" to which she replied "You are."

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  91. hypothetical by Alphasniper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lets just say that one of these guys hold some position where they can make important decisions that do not involve using a computer. Now say one of these employees makes a decision before he starts getting paid that negatively impacts a customer who then proceeds to sue the company. Now the company has a MAJOR problem. The time records would show that the person who rendered the decision was actually not on the clock at the time as a paid employee. Where I work this is not a hypothetical, it is a fact of life. As soon as I walk in the door I have people asking me to render decisions that, if I choose wrong could KILL a patient. Before I answer, I have to be on the clock. That's the rule. Same thing here, these guys are doing work for the company and could be asked to do something while their computer is booting(even if their bosses are too busy jerking off in the bathroom to do so). If they loose the lawsuit, the way you screw the pooch is to never lift a finger to do anything until the computer is booted, or on the flip side would be to do something catastrophic to the company while the computer is booting if you are the evil type. This one seems like they were just letting this one go in hopes that nobody would have the guts to speak up about it just like the no overtime for IT industry from awhile ago. http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/13/0114216

  92. Unavailable for sex rule by rdebath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The rule really simple, if you can't drop everything and have sex because of work then you're on working time.

    So it includes being in the car or on the train, it doesn't include your morning shower though!

    If the employer feels that this point in time isn't in your per hour rate all that means is that it's dropping their hourly rate to below the Mc'D down the road. You know what to do.

    Of course the problem is some people don't know what to do, or don't think they can do it.

    BTW: If you get home and are too tired that time should probably be included too! OTOH TIPS should NOT be included, they aren't paid by the employer after all.

    1. Re:Unavailable for sex rule by Myopic · · Score: 1

      So it includes being in the car or on the train, it doesn't include your morning shower though!

      I don't think the rule applies to any of those situations...

  93. yup by polle404 · · Score: 0
    yes. and make sure it's in your contract?

    At my company, we have fixed monthly salaries, and it's written in the contract that you're ready at your desk, booted up when your shift starts.
    likewise at the end of your shift, you don't log off before it ends.
    it's part of your salery.
    You don't clock in, your teamleader/manager is responsible for keeping tabs on if you're there or not.
    Whether you show up at 08 and putter around and drink coffee and slouch or you show up 5 mins. before, that's up to you, as long as you do your job.

    but, hell, we actually do what we can to make people want to come to work, we're kinda funny that way.

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  94. What? by MicklePickle · · Score: 1

    What a stupid question. I never boot my computer.

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  95. "Pay me an 'Administrator' salary by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

    ... or if you're going to pay me a lousy hourly wage, have the workstation ready for me to use when I show up on time."

    Perfectly reasonable.

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  96. I'd go one step further... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    The commuter should be paid from the moment he steps out his front door to go to work.

    If that were the case, you can be damn sure traffic problems would disappear overnight.

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    1. Re:I'd go one step further... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that people would move 4 hours travel from work...

  97. They are call centre workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What else do they do but call (need the PC to log in) or add to the database of work (need the PC to enter data)?

    If you want them to do more work other than their contracted work, pay them for it.

  98. If they don't pay, don't do it by pmontra · · Score: 1

    Your company is supposed to pay you if you're working.

    If they don't pay you for doing an activity it means that it's not work.

    You're only supposed to work for your company when you're at your desk.

    So don't boot up your computer if they're not paying you to do it. You might be sued for doing activities not related to your job!

    Companies being honest to this policy of not paying people to boot up and shutdown pcs should hire somebody to do it. Considering the required degree of parallelism either they almost double the man power or they write some smart piece of software to bring up the necessary working environment on everybody's desktops.

  99. Does vista come with built in B2B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if you count it as *JUST* vista booting, then how would they log in to their process if Vista didn't come with a built-in call centre procedure stack?

    Or maybe, just maybe, they have to start programs that enact the call logging etc BEFORE they can start work, and so all the other guff after "booting" the OS when you're "booting the process of work" afterwards adds up to 30 minutes.

  100. That would probably be illegal here. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I know there are exceptions for certain types of work (on-call and salaried, for example). But again, in general, that would not fly here (pardon the phrase).

    The issue seems to be how you define "doing the work".

    And as for "they aren't mandatory but you're fired if you don't go meetings", here it is illegal to do that. If you are required to be there, they are required to pay you. Period.

    1. Re:That would probably be illegal here. by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      "The issue seems to be how you define "doing the work". " Well, would there be anything that I listed that you wouldn't consider to be "doing the work?" Scheduling, fueling and washing are tasks that would normally go to dedicated (and paid) positions in any other field, frex. Failure to do a pre-flight (and usually a post-) is grounds for automatic termination anywhere, not mention getting a bad rep for being an unsafe pilot (I don't care if my student is about to go for his Instrument check ride, I'm *still* checking the aircraft myself). On the flip side of all this, I'm back at a job someone here was kind enough to point out that a monkey can do. I get paid ~3x what I made as a CFI for what amounts to glorified onsite tech support. My company makes equipment used to make microprocessors. We make very good equipment. But our customers want onsite support just in case. In a give 12-hour shift, I'm likely to spend 9-10 hours of it sitting on my butt in my cubicle, surfing the net (via high speed connection our customer was nice enough to provide). And I'm not alone here. Of course, when a robot craps itself...

  101. like this where I work by jkcity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    my computer atw ork takes forever to boot, its not just the act of booting windows either its all the other programs that you have to load (and hope it actually works first time) before you cana ctually start doing your job, which in my case is call center related.

    It can easily take 15 minutes plus to login and load everything on a good day. I do tend to leave my pc running overnight when I leave work (lukcily have this option due to mys hift but most don't since there pc will be used by another person after them) but its actually against company policy to leave your pc running and I hate to think how much power it wastes.

    The thing is in my place you can only sign/clock in to the systems when you are rdy to start taking calls why they will pay you for your scehduled hours no matter what you do get marked down for none aderhence if you are not doing your job between hours your employed. This affects your bonus you get from company and I suppose could also get you sacked if it happend all the time.

    They specifically tell you to come in 10-15 minutes early to boot up.

    I suppose in theory you should get paid for it, but to be honest its probably wise your at work 10-15 minutes early anyway to grab a coffee ect, to make sure your fresh to actually do your job. I suppose its one of them things you just have to live with like having to travel to work if you just accept itspart of your job you won't get annoyed by it, if you think your normal pay is not sufficient to cover this 15 odd minutes then you can always leave to find new employment. The system that they have employed is probably about fair overallwithout bringing in extra systems and checks lots of people do extra work they are't paid for most more than 15 minutes a day.

    1. Re:like this where I work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your right, in theory you should be paid. they will claim you are there to take calls, but its just because bean counters have calculated they will make X amount more money from making you do this, dont let them STEAL money from you...they already do enuf of that with your wage I bet....I have worked in these environments and heard every rationalization in the book from TL's. They are paid to keep you in line and they will make up any bullshit to sell you company policy. If there are bright people in the team, this type of thing is a hard sell...depending on the call center you work in and how much they pay, you mite not give a shit and ignore their come in early rule....I did and my TL ended up giving up trying to 'convert' me and just fuddled my numbers to make it look like i was ready on time... most of the call center did, power in numbers my friend...

  102. from the moment i arive by mr_musan · · Score: 0

    i figure the person is paying me to simply chose to be there so from the moment i step in the door after all my time is far more important than theres ;) i wonder if i could charge them for riding the bus as well ?

  103. Re:I'm unfamiliar with how payroll is done for hou by YankeeDeuce · · Score: 1

    We just fill out our timesheets with the hours we worked. Log in, fill it out, hit submit, done.

  104. If they punch in on their PC.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... then they would have a reasonable expectation that their PC is working when they sit on their desks.

    Or do people that punch in on a punch clock in the wall are expected to start up that device on their own time also?

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  105. Scary... by Ioann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find this kind of discussion rather scary. If you are at work place, setting up the tools you use to do your job, then it is work. Full Stop. The discussion should be about whether your boss should pay you (even maybe with a reduced fee) for time spent COMMUTING to get to the work place. But note that this has nothing to do with productivity. Is just bosses harassing people (to maximize profit). I think i wouldn't like to work in the USA.

  106. Yes by bryctucker · · Score: 1

    i think you should, because the longer it takes the more money the employer would dish out, meaning that it is an incentive to get new equitment when needed.

  107. Employer pays for the time or the electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solutions:
    Either leave the computer on overnight and the employer picks up the cost of the additional electricity to minimise the time lost clocking in/out, or they cover the time in the wages. i.e. "you get paid £10 per hour, but because we know you lose a little time clocking in/out, we'll make that £10.6" (rough %age increase to cover 30 mins lost time per day on a 37 hour week)

  108. Beat the System... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 - Turn up on time
    2 - Boot up the PC and login
    [2b - Go make coffee and have a chat]
    3 - Profit

  109. I can believe, perhaps, 5 minutes by FireXtol · · Score: 1

    Typically work computers are out-dated. I had a Mac mini at an old job. It'd averaged 3-5 minutes to boot to where I could USE it to actually clock-in(FileMaker didn't help this). Windows(avg) tends to boot quickly, 1-3 minutes on comparable hardware to a Mac Mini, but you don't have a responsive system at that point! The hard drive is still likely being thrashed for upto 3-5 minutes after power on. This is based on my experiences with my 3 Windows PCs(athlon xp 1600+,p4 2.4Ghz, and p4 3Ghz, all using ATA 100/133, 7200 RPM, 8+ MB caches to boot off). And I don't have a lot of start-ups on any of them.

    Maybe you'd have no excuse on a modern RAID0 SATA with a quad core and 16 GB of RAM or whatever.... But for the rest of us, you'd be lucky to find hardware better than a ~2 Ghz (a GB of RAM if you're lucky) and cheap IDE drives that may not even be in UDMA mode 5 or 6.

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  110. They tried that on me... by eniacfoa · · Score: 1

    Its not just booting PC's like at home... You usually have many more things to boot than at home and lots of things to log into. At an old job I had they allowed for this....then they tried to make you come into work early, to which so many people ignored that management gave up trying...It was actually part of our workplace agreement, having to arrive early to boot our systems. HA, as if...I remember telling some management muppet if he wants my system ready by the exact time my shift starts he better have someone else prepare it for me, before I walked out of his "meeting". I really hope the lawsuit is successful. If its fine for corporations to pay low wages, little tax, externalize a crap load of costs to the taxpayer and make obscene amounts of profit, then its fine for them to pay me to prepare their tools for their job...i just wanted to be paid from when my shift starts and not have to come in EARLY and work for NOTHING....You'd think this wouldn't be too much to ask... make no mistake, bean counters at any corporation will always want to pay you less...If they think they can they definitely will. Never let em think they can....ever.

  111. Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've wasted entire years sitting at my desk, at work. At the end of a year-long project, it was scrapped. A complete waste of time.

    Seriously, I've wasted at least an hour each day while at work doing non-productive stuff. Worst, I've pulled other workers into this non-productive time and wasted 2-4x my waste.

    I was paid, but shouldn't have been.

    I've worked at AT&T and was paid hourly. My timesheets/pay had nothing to do with computer boot time. Occasionally, those login scripts were long running or failed or prevented logins. But that happened to me only once or twice in 8 years.

  112. How does the machine get turned off by TRRosen · · Score: 2, Informative

    If your off the clock when you punch out on the computer. who turns it off! You can't, your off the clock!

    If your required to be there its work...this is like saying a waitress isnt working until a customer comes in.

    1. Re:How does the machine get turned off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's you're - short for "you are".
      It's it's - short for "it is".
      It's can't - short for "can not".

      It's NOT rocket science.

    2. Re:How does the machine get turned off by Myopic · · Score: 1

      In high school I worked in a lube shop. One time our accountant said if we were good employees we'd wait for the first car before clocking in. This applied mostly in the winter, where sometimes a car wouldn't come in for an oil change until an hour or two after we opened. We openly laughed right in her face.

      They also tried to tell us to clock out before washing our hands, taking off our smocks, and doing other things at the end of the day. Again, we chuckled, and decided that if our hands came to work clean, and got dirty on the clock, then they had to get clean on the clock, so they could leave the way they came in.

  113. If they have to be there... by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the employee is required to be present, they should get paid. It's really that simple.

    If the relevant laws in the states concerned don't reflect that basic principle, those laws should be changed.

    1. Re:If they have to be there... by h3lder · · Score: 1

      I agree with your opinion. Employers should somehow boot the machines prior to the employee arrival if they want to maximize work hours, otherwise let them pay. More I think this raises an interesting question about time spent with boot times. For example: do one relay need to wait 3 to 5 minutes to boot a windows workstation if all you need from your PC is to "know" (not read) if a certain email has been delivered? You can make a call to 5 people faster than that.

  114. booting up your computer is work by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    any employer who doesn't want to pay their employees for booting up their computers needs to be sued.

    This is quite asinine. Of course you should get paid for booting your computer up. You must follow the policies of your company which state you must turn off your computer. You also must follow the policies which state that you boot up and log into the system in the manner prescribed by IT. Why wouldn't you get paid for that? "because you're not working" If that's not work, what the fuck is?

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  115. Easily solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole issue is nonsense. Of course you should be paid while the computer is booting. And I doubt most employers even debate this. The issue is the way the software tracks the time. We used a similar system at Siemens, but it was configurable to add a few minutes to the start and end of every day to take this issue into account.

  116. Clearly if they just used... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they just used Hibernate and modified power settings we wouldn't have this lawsuit they'd just cycle back up in a very minimal amount of time. I go through this process each day logging into payroll check in/out system.

  117. Did TFA say....... by PontifexMaximus · · Score: 1

    15 to 30 minutes to boot up their computers and log off at the end? What computer takes a bleeding quarter hour to boot? I mean damn. I'm all for being paid and all, but 30 MINUTES a day? Really? I can boot my Gentoo laptop and be logged in in under a minute. What fucking slacker takes a damn half hour to do that?

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    1. Re:Did TFA say....... by borizz · · Score: 1

      Have you worked at a corporation? Yeah, our home boxes boot fast. Corporation boxes pull in all kinds of shit over the LAN, and in a not very efficient manner. 15 minutes is common. I've waited an hour once. Just waiting for all the patches to apply. Luckily it was at a job where I shared my office with my supervisor. He understood. Also, I was paid a normal salary, none of this hourly stuff. So I got a nice cup of coffee and something to read. Making very sure that every one who walked by our office could see I was waiting for my PC to finish work.

  118. This would presume full control on when to reboot by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

    Which would leave Windows with a big question mark over it. Would Microsoft be counter sued as the source of a lot of these reboots since it demands to be done after every update? It takes the "reboot later" option away from the user, who now knows they're gonna lose wages if they reboot during working hours. This would need a PC which can stay on for a full shift with no degradation in performance......and that ain't Windows.

  119. Amazing by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    As a mainland european, my jaw is digging its way to australia reading this.

    You get paid THE MOMENT you enter the workfloor and stop being paid once you leave. What else is possible?

    The notion that somehow you only get paid once your employer thinks you are doing something useful is so ripe with exploits it really shows why captalism is evil to the core.

    Imagine a surgeon only getting paid while he is cutting. Not while studying the case, looking at x-rays, talking to the patient, the relatives etc etc. What would that do to medical care.

    As you said, in restaurants, if you only get paid while preparing food, cleaning standards are going to drop like mad.

    It is as bad as the idea waiters make their money from tips. I prefer the japanese method. You want to be paid, you get a salary, not hand outs. If you run any type of industry you got to pay the salary people need to make a living or just fucking go bankrupt and stop trading.

    Because while the workers get shafted like this, don't think for a second that management when they are not productive cut their own salary. Oh no, they get paid the same no matter how much they screw up and a bonus if they do so badly they actually have to be fired.

    Frankly, that this lawsuit even has to happen shows you that the neo-con's have been in power way to long. Lets see if Obama can change some of this non-sense.

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    1. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is uncommon in the US and illegal as well. GP got fucked and did nothing about it. IIRC it was more common 40 or 50 years and one of the big chain places, I think Burger King or Pizza Hut, got hit with a huge class action lawsuit because they were having employees come in and only work if it was busy while not paying them for time they were sitting around - the type of exploit you're talking about. It has nothing to do with neocons and nothing to do with Obama... just the effect of a few greedy cheats trying to push around naive teenagers.

    2. Re:Amazing by boater+rich · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we had a big problem when we went over to the states and started getting crap service in a bar as we weren't tipping. It took a kind waitress' to explain that tips aren't optional as the waitress wouldn't get paid properly otherwise. What a crock of shit, if your working you get paid. We all felt that the bar owners are shafting both the customer AND the employee! If the price of the drink is $2 it should be $2, not $2.20 because the owner can't be assed to pay their staff properly.

    3. Re:Amazing by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "It is as bad as the idea waiters make their money from tips."

      I didn't know until fairly recently that tipping wasn't the same outside the US.

      I for one, when I was in school, worked waiting tables and bartending, and let me say...I LIKED the tipping system. I made a LOT of money shmoozing people at the bar and for food service. It isn't working for a 'hand out'. You are getting paid based on your quality of service. In the US, you just accept it as a customer as part of the price for going out to eat. Much like we don't figure tax into the price of goods, it is added later...service gratuity is added in addition to the check just like tax (but tip is almost always voluntary).

      A good waiter or bartender can make really good $$...hell down here in New Orleans, at the high end restaurants, food service is a real job, those guys can pull in $80K+ for people that have been there awhile.

      I must say...I liked it. And when I knew heavy tippers were at the bar...they got extra special pours. I even had a few ask for more mixer as that their drinks were a bit too strong occasionally. I balanced that out by underpouring lousy tipping frozen foo-foo drinks where they can't taste the liquor anyway. You learn ways to keep your bar costs at proper levels. Hehehe....

      I guess to each his own...but I liked the tipping method when I did it as a youngster, and it enabled me to have a good bit of cash during school. That, and you generally don't declare all your tips, so they are tax free which helps when you are a broke college student.

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    4. Re:Amazing by Richy_T · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So the tipping system induced you to steal from both your employer and your customers. Interesting.

    5. Re:Amazing by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I never stole from an employer...

      And I never met a bartender that didn't short frozen drinks a bit...they hate to make them, takes up too much time, and the drinkers of them usually don't tip much. But, the hatred of frozen drinks is pretty much universal for bartenders...regardless of the tippage thing...they don't get much respect in bars. That's why so many bars have frozen daquiris and such in machines pre-made. And I can assure you from experience...the restaurant and managers often short pour or encourage the mix to hold out liquor, because no one can taste it anyway.

      I actually was surprised to even taste booze in a frozen drink till I came and tried some at the drive thru daquiri bars here in New Orleans. Now those places...they put a TON of booze in their frozen drinks. First time I'd ever experienced that....

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    6. Re:Amazing by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Paid based on quality of service is one thing. That means the waitress makes [at least] minimum wage, and gets tipped when she serves well, and not tipped when she doesn't.

      The problem is when the waitress is being paid below minimum wage and needs tips just to reach her base pay. This leads to people expecting some base amount of tip (15, 18, 20% are commonly quoted), PLUS more tips if the service is good.

      I have no problem tipping 25-50% for amazing service. I also have no problem leaving a penny as a tip if I get one refill on my coke/tea/water during a 90 minute meal where my glass is empty for most of it.

      Also, I have a problem with the idea of percentage based tipping in general. If I buy a $2 sandwich and get great service, and you buy a $20 steak and get average service, I expect to tip more than you do, and generally do. I have tipped $5 on a $3 meal. I have tipped $0.01 on a $400 whole-family-out-for-4th-of-July dinner.

    7. Re:Amazing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      so you are a thief, nice.
      How about you get paid a fair wage and then we don't have to tip?

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    8. Re:Amazing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If you over poured, you stole from your employer..you know, they guy that owns the booze?
      If you under poured, you stole from the customer.

      Plain and simple.
      Yes I was a bartender, no I don't like frozen drinks(I took a lesson from Jackie Gleason on this one)
      ".the restaurant and managers often short pour or encourage the mix to hold out liquor, because no one can taste it anyway. "
      It is still stealing, the fact that you did it after being encouraged show you have a weak spine.

      I never shorted anyone, or over poured. I made nice tasting drinks.
      Since I was generally tipped per glass, guess which way made me more money? the honest way.

      Besides, I was tipped due to my charming personality, you fuck~

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    9. Re:Amazing by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Well, whether you like it or not, that is the way it is in the US, and will remain so. Just keep in mind that tipping is considered part of the meal, and budget accordingly.

      One thing you might not know...is that the govt. (and this is when I did it decades ago, it may be more now) automatically accesses you 8% of your total sales to be declared as received in tips. So, if you stiff someone, they basically lose money serving you.

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    10. Re:Amazing by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you over poured, you stole from your employer..you know, they guy that owns the booze? If you under poured, you stole from the customer."

      If you underpour the same about as you overpour...your bar costs are the same, and the employer loses nothing. The cheap customer does tho...I'll grant you that.

      I made most of my money off my charming personality too.

      But, every little bit helps.

      I do think, that everyone growing up should have to work some in retail sales and in restaurant service...it sure would teach people a little more about how to treat people nicer....if you go out with someone and they are a dick to their servers...that tells you a bit about what kind of person they are. If everyone had to know what it is like to deal with the general public...I think the general public would become a bit more civil.

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    11. Re:Amazing by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I am still not tipping for horrible service. If they don't like it, they can get a better paying job.

    12. Re:Amazing by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Unless we want to!

      If you do an excellent job, I'm happy to throw a few bucks your way. I do it at the barber's all the time. If I dig my haircut, he gets a few extra bucks. If he mails it in, I walk out with my change instead.

      But the point is that is my choice. Not tipping him does not screw him, because it isn't expected anyway. When he gets it, he gets what we call a bonus, which is what tipping IS, no matter how many people try to twist it into something else ( http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gratuity ). It's extra, unexpected, pleasant, but most certainly NOT to be counted on.

      If you allow the system to assume the tip will be given and lower your pay accordingly to avoid paying you at the appropriate rate, then that really is your problem.

  120. This is how we do it by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where I work (at a software company), everyone is given a pen and paper to write their code on. Then, once a week each group (about 15 to a group) is given an hour of access to a computer that resides outside the mens room. When the time comes, we all scramble to the computer and fight over who gets to enter their code this week. This method definately saves a lot of time booting and shutting down because we only have one computer. It also really weeds out the people who aren't strong enough to code.

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  121. One step less by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

    I simply:

    1. Sit
    2. Work
    3. Profit!

    The company states I must work a minimum of 38.5 hours per week. They don't state when these hours must be performed, and the building is open 24/7 (as long as I have my pass to show to the door guard at unusual hours). If I really felt like it, I could turn up on Friday at midnight, work 38.5 hours straight, and go home again before the weekend was over, meaning I'd likely never see a single co-worker. In reality, I don't do that, because working 38.5 hours straight would be very unpleasant, and I actually have FAR too much work to do (I've been averaging 52 hour weeks over the last year).

    Once we finally get someone else in to help with the workload, I will probably aim around the "9 to 5 from Monday to Friday with an early finish on Friday" that most people in the company do. I am getting sick of mornings in general as well though, so might instead do more of a "10 to 7 Monday to Thursday" kind of thing with a "show up and make sure nothing urgent is happening" on Friday (probably midday to 4 or something like that) - it all depends how I feel at the time really.

    I discussed this slashdot article with some co-workers and they honestly couldn't believe there are really companies out there that would be so picky about time (we all conceded that if you're a shift worker and someone else going home on time depends on you being there on time, or your work is only possible between certain hours, then it's important, but if it's neither of these cases, then WHY would a company be so evil as to have a "start time" and "finish time" for employees? This is the work-place, not high school... my day starts when I get here, and finishes when I leave. As long as my work gets done, who cares what hours on the clock that happens to be?

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    1. Re:One step less by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      I'd love to have a work that could be done in complete solitude and that allowed me to do it at any time.

      As it is right now for me, the work can't be done unless we're all working at the same time (more or less), so the company tries to balance some time flexiblity with a method to keep most people working when everybody else is working too. Thus, time constraints.

      Also, part of my work is to extract some work out of programmers with less than a month of experience, and that includes teaching them that going to work isn't optative. Thus, more time constraints.

  122. Yes. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    The executives don't just get paid for their 4 martini lunches and steak dinners with 2 bottles of wine, the lunches and dinners are paid for by the company. And, then they are paid ridiculous salaries to run the companies into the ground.

    Hell, most of them are not qualified to run a wet paper bag.

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  123. Surely it's simple by alecwood · · Score: 0

    If you're paid by the hour, then you should be paid from the moment your activities are dictated by your employer.

    If you work on a computer, you need to boot it up. You don't do that for your own amusement, you do it as part of the activity directed by your employer - ergo, it's work and you get paid.

    How can you question that?

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  124. Re:huh? by basscomm · · Score: 1

    Maybe we watched a different version of the show, but his job was to press the button repeatedly, sometimes for up to an hour a day.

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  125. F*CK THEM! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Piss me off some more, while I wait for my computer to boot, I don't just sit there, I still work, going over documents that need filing or talk about what needs to be done with a coworker, I am able to fill up that small amount of time with something else that needs to be done.... this is just a way to make a quick buck by sticking it to the little guy, I hope they rot in hell for this!

    I hope they get awarded a MASSIVE obscene amount of money to deter any others from trying this type of thing again.

  126. Typical by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Typical of blood sucking lawyers...find ANYTHING you can sue over, and run with it all the way to the bank. Blood sucking pigs.

    1. Re:Typical by kchrist · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the blood sucking pigs that expect people to work for free?

  127. Sure, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a computer peripheral I expect to be paid only once: checking out at the counter

  128. pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does your boss stop paying you when you go to the bathroom or use the company computer/internet for no work related activities ? Does your boss stop paying you when you have a conversation which is not work related ? What a moron question...

  129. check your local law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check your local labour law as it various between jurisdictions.

    Up here in Quebec, you are on paid time when you are at your workstation ready to receive work. If the computer takes 15 minutes to start up, it's the company's problem.

  130. Ok... by MikeRT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then I am owed several busty beauties, a kick ass giant mecha, strange powers that manifested first a puberty and the ability to defy the laws of physics when I fight people.

    I saw that in a cartoon and think real life should reflect that. It's not fair that my life is bound by reality and not the rules of anime.

  131. Not here. by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

    I work for a very large company... we recently had to take our annual HR training. It specifically mentions the case where Joe Non-Exempt walks in and turns on his computer and that, yes, he is on the clock while the machine boots.

    I don't see how anyone could think they could get away with *not* paying someone for that. I've always thought that was a given.

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    1. Re:Not here. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      It is a given. This issue is not controversial at all. This is a simple matter of some jerkoff manager trying to get away with shenanigans.

  132. Yes for pay by debaere · · Score: 1

    If you make it my job to turn on your computer for me to work on, then you owe me money for waiting while it boots. If You don't want to pay me, get someone else to boot it for me in the morning.

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  133. Grudge Record by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    Now that's a plan that could require holding a grudge for a Guiness-length of time. And if you kick it before you're 90, you never get your revenge.

    1. Re:Grudge Record by theaveng · · Score: 1

      I know a certain hotel manager I'd like to kill. He refused to let me check-in even though I had been staying there for months, and even though I had reservations, because "I don't honor the 10% sale price you reserved." I ended-up sleeping in my car. Unfortunately he's older than me so he'll probably die long before I hit 80 or 90.

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  134. ways around this by mythandros · · Score: 1

    Why isn't standby or hibernate acceptable? Both allow a user to power up their machine in a far smaller amount of time than a cold boot.

  135. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  136. My Policy by coinreturn · · Score: 0

    My policy is that I am on the clock from the time the paint on my front bumper enters the parking lot to the time the paint on my rear bumper exits. If I have to park 500 feet from the building due to overcrowding or badge-in to 20 doors to get my office, all the better. If my employer doesn't like it, they can fire me. My skill-set is high enough that someone else will snap me up in no time.

    1. Re:My Policy by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Take it a step further. I consider myself at work from the moment I leave my house until the moment I return. I wouldn't be leaving the house if it wasn't for work, and if it wasn't for my employer insisting I be physically at work, I could just as easily have been at home getting more work done (because I don't have to waste time commuting). In fact, even as it stands, I always check e-mail before leaving the house, and then again after getting home for the day, and usually check it off and on until about 10 PM. So I consider myself to be at work from approximately 8 Am until 10 PM every day.

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    2. Re:My Policy by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      So I consider myself to be at work from approximately 8 Am until 10 PM every day.

      Sorry to hear you're forced to work so much overtime. Hope you're getting time and half.

  137. I agree with the employees by EvilIntelligence · · Score: 1

    The bottom line is the employer needs to provide the employees with the tools to do the job. If those are inferior tools, is that the employee's fault? If the employer wants the employee to start working as soon as they're in the door, either put in a mechanism that starts up the computers 30 minutes before work, or find a computer that boots faster. The employees can only work with what they've been given. The lost productivity is a direct result of the choosing that product, and it is up to the company to absorb that cost. The company should either push back on Microsoft to make it better, or simply just switch to a different OS.

  138. I'm not affected by this.. by bmwEnthusiast · · Score: 1

    I have a laptop, never shut it down. I restart it for Windows Updates before I leave for lunch if there are any pending. On a side note I do have a timed wake each morning to bring it out of sleep mode 15 minutes before I get to work so I never have to wait on it.

  139. Re:huh? by WgT2 · · Score: 1

    The concept is simple: use the boss's tools get the boss's pay - especially when you have to wait for that tool to to prepare itself to do the work the boss wants done.

    Concerning the logging off - unless the boss requires that you wait until the 'tool' is turned off before you can be dismissed, then you shouldn't be paid for it: go home!

  140. I worked for UHG and they did that to me by imp7 · · Score: 1

    I worked for UHG(united health group) as a contractor for there helpdesk. They would log our times via the phone and they would say we needed to be ready to take a phone call at 8am. Well, that means you _need_ to be there 15 minutes ahead of your start time just to get the computer going. And its not just "booting" but also getting all the applications started to take a phone call. I need to get my email going, ticket software, terminals to systems, firefox with gmail and slashdot, and many more apps. This was something we would get scolded on because the manger did nothing but look at our times that we logged in to take calls, not when we were at work. I am glad someone stood up to these people. They are a heartless insurance company with greedy executives. Remove the overhead from the insurance companies and they could pay for all our medical needs with out all the hassle.

  141. Become an entrepreneur by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just quit your job and start a business. Problem solved.

    1. Re:Become an entrepreneur by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Several new problems created.

    2. Re:Become an entrepreneur by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      Well, entrepreneurship is about taking risks :)

  142. Unfair labor practices and supposed libertarianism by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Ok, I am sure the rest of this largely uninformed thread will be the same, so I'll insert my comments here where someone went off the deep end, IMHO.

    [FACT]

    Although there are Federal standards and Labor Laws, complete labor laws vary from state-to-state; consult with a local labor attorney to get a real answer, NOT SLASHDOT!

    [/FACT]

    [OPINION]

    If you put a lot of effort into it, pay for a lawyer, get what you deserved in the first place plus the cost of filing a lawsuit plus getting fired for any reason they can think of, you might be able to get a "fair" deal. For yourself.

    This is what unions are for. Don't let Slashdot's libertarianism lead you to oppose your own interests, or the interests of your felling employees.

    Union?!?! I hope you were joking. So, you propose to replace a single corrupt manager-whose public flogging through the courts will very quickly change internal practices once brought to light-with an undeniably corruptible bureaucracy that feigns support for "the common man" to line its own pockets while providing meager concessions to its constituency? Yeah, that's a good idea! I don't subscribe to any single ideology, but if by me wanting to negotiate my own deals (thank you very much) makes me a libertarian (in your mind) then so be it.

    These problems aren't going to go away until individuals start blowing the whistle and stop standing around and waiting for someone else (a union, a govt, whatever) to do something. Come one people! We're all reasonably intelligent here and we all certainly have access to the Internet and the wealth of information therein. If something doesn't "seem" right to you, educate yourself and talk to people more knowledgeable than yourself about (in this case) labor law. That would NOT be the /. community, that would be a labor attorney. The first consultation is usually free! Don't wait for someone else to do it! Stand up! Be a man, or a woman if you are one! Sic semper tyrannis!

    Ok, sure I'm one person, I'm going to be labeled a whistle blower, etc. Would you rather be a whistle blower or a slave? I don't think unions are a good idea, but certainly an ad hoc group of maligned employees does carry more weight than an individual. You don't need to start an organization (union), in the modern world, to be heard. The Internet and the ridiculous, sensationalist attitudes of the media will carry the message around and entice others to stand up as well. It does have to start somewhere with one person saying, "No." Don't fear the consequences of doing the right thing. Doing nothing is far worse. Write that down!

    [/OPINION]

  143. Re:I'm unfamiliar with how payroll is done for hou by foniksonik · · Score: 1

    I think that is the problem... they only get paid if their computer logs on to the network. It's a bad system. What happens if your PC is down? Do they send you home or move you to another PC...

    What's wrong with a sign in sheet? How about a magnetic card that you swipe when you get there - if you want it to be all technology and stuff...

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  144. Work starts the moment you're in the building... by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whether it's the 20 minute walk to your cubical, or the 15 minute wait for your computer to boot, and for you to get logged into the network, it's all work related, and all on the clock.

    Your time is a precious commodity, you only get to live each second once - mark down all time spent in the building (aside from your shift meal, if it's away from your desk).

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  145. If it's not "work", then don't do it by KeithH · · Score: 1

    management-side attorney ... believes that, in most cases, computer booting does not warrant being called work.

    Simple: then don't do it. If your employer wants you to do it, then they should pay you to do it.

  146. Re:The liability is entirely on the corporation he by murphyd311 · · Score: 1

    If the systems boot slowly, that's the fault of the corporate IT policy putting slow-booting operating systems on computers.

    Bingo. Note to all SysAdmins (especially the managers): If your desktops take 30 minutes to boot, your doing it wrong.

    Also everywhere I've worked you've been required to leave your desktop on to make it easier to push updates, especially emergency updates.

  147. Employee's responsibility to clarify up front. by JBHarris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In my mind it is very clear.

    What did the employee agree to as a condition of their hire?

    If they agreed to start getting paid when their time-tracking software finally started, or when they logged in to the queue in the soft-phone, that is how they should get paid. If this was not clearly specified during the interview process, it should be considered the employee's responsibility to clarify.

    I'm tired of hearing the nanny-state mentality of protecting people from their own inability to understand the caveats and details of an agreement they entered into of their own free-will.

    If I sign a cellular contract that states "billing will start when you hit the send key, not when the call connects", well then I should expect that to happen. If it does not state when billing starts, I should clarify it with the cellular carrier before entering into the contract, and if that issue is important to me, make a determination AFTER I know the entirety of the policy.

    I'm sure I'll be modded down for my anti-socialist views by some, but its got to stop. The government has NO place telling an employer when to start and stop paying you. That is a private contract, and the US Constitution clearly states "No State shall [create a] law impairing the Obligation of Contracts..." source. Employment is a mutually agreed private contract.

    And yes, before anyone asks, I do believe that minimum wage laws interfere with the free negotiation and establishment of work contracts. If my employer wants to give me a home, a car, food, electricity, etc, but only pay me $3.00/hr, it SHOULD BE MY RIGHT to accept that offer. If accepting that offer is a bad decision, so be it...at least its MY decision.

    Our governments (state and federal) should have no business attempting to protect people from their own stupidity.

    Brad

    1. Re:Employee's responsibility to clarify up front. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Your belief is only possible becasue of the framework that is in place, how Ironic.

      Why don't you take a look around at countries that don't have those laws and them maybe your small unimaginative mind might grasp why those laws are important.

      Fucking myopic libertarians

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    2. Re:Employee's responsibility to clarify up front. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      No, dude, we have laws to mitigate the employer-employee relationship because we know from history that the power dichotomy between the two parties unfairly favors the employer. What I'm saying is, we don't want to live in the world you describe. The laws cover almost all employment situations; for the other rare situations, you might be basically right.

  148. Question by BigJClark · · Score: 1


    How is this even a question? If my employer ever attempted to negotiate with me over boot-up time, I'd look for work, that day. What kind of cheap bastards do you people work for? :)

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  149. Lawyers. by JJman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    God I hate lawyers.

  150. Warning: twitter sockpuppet & troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Warning: twitter sockpuppet & troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See this thread as well.

  151. This reminds me of the office episode... by sco_robinso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Just recently where they're timing Dwight, and every time he sneezes or looks away from his desk they start a stopwatch, threatenting to report his 'time theft' to management. Gold.

    But seriously, this is a giant load of crap, and it surprises me that employers actually [try to] get away with this. Positions or careers that are paid on a job or comission basis - fine. I used to work commissioned sales way back and we were in the store usually an hour or two before it opened - not paid a dime. But for most other positions, this is laughable.

    On both sides of the employee/employer table, I always say it's give and take. If one party nickle-dime's the other, it will always end up reciprocating. If an employer were to nickle dime me like this, then I don't touch my email, blackberry, or whatever after 5:00:00PM, no matter how dire. What goes around comes around.

    The reality is there are companies who will get away with this. And in a loose job market where there's plenty of supply, especially at the lower end of the spectrum, people will get away with this, fact of life. Up here in Canada, the job markets are relatively tight, especially in western canada where there's massive shortages, so an employer would never bother trying a stunt like this. Even at the retail level, it's really tough to replace people, so this would never happen. If anything, the employees can take advantage of the employers. Local coffee shops are paying high school kids here $17/hr at Tim hortons. You can fairly easily find work for $20/hr. Advantages of a job-seekers market I guess. Come work up here, god knows we can use it. Entry level help-desk pays even $21-$23/hr at most of the major ISP's.

  152. You are wrong by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

    "Funny thing is, they don't get to fire you for no reason."

    Funny thing is, you are wrong.

    Actually, they can certainly fire you for NO reason.

    "There are lots of reasons that they can't fire you"

    Which are not "NO reason". Do you understand the difference? YOu don't appear to.

    As you say, if they fire you for A reason that is wrong, like race, illness, or something else illegal, then yes, you have action. But you have to prove it.

    So when you say, they "don't get to fire you for no reason" you are not only factually wrong, you're wrong in practice. They frequently do fire you for "no" reason, even when they have a reason, so there is no way for you to bring an action that you can win.

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    1. Re:You are wrong by JDAustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if they fire you after you have filed a complaint w/ the labor bored then that will be seen by the labor board as a retaliatory termination. That is illegal.

    2. Re:You are wrong by Sancho · · Score: 1

      You know damned well what I meant by the rest of my post. Just 'cause it's the Internet and mostly anonymous doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.

    3. Re:You are wrong by theaveng · · Score: 0

      It's the Internet way.

      No responsibility; no need to be polite.

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    4. Re:You are wrong by DeskLazer · · Score: 1

      It's interesting because I don't think they have to fully disclose the reasons to you when they do so. they have to if someone in a legal position asks them, but they can always find SOMETHING to fire you for, such as "Not being on time" or "Reading Slashdot while at work" or whatever they have, even if you are a model employee. As long as they have SOME reason to fire you, they can. It doesn't have to make sense to you, but that's how it works unfortunately.

    5. Re:You are wrong by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

      "You know damned well what I meant by the rest of my post."

      No, I know what you SAID, and the context supports MY interpretation. Get over it.

      "Just 'cause it's the Internet and mostly anonymous doesn't mean you have to be an asshole."

      I agree, so why do you insist on doing so?

      You were wrong. If you MEANT something other than what you SAID, then improve your composition skills, and try again.

      But what you SAID was totally wrong.

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    6. Re:You are wrong by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      You're right and so is he. If you had read the full post you'd see he makes the same distinction between "no" and "any" that you just did.

    7. Re:You are wrong by windex82 · · Score: 1

      Actually you are wrong. There REALLY are plenty of reasons why an employer cannot fire you.

      Although all the employer needs to say to work around all those reasons is "Your services are no longer needed." Which it looks like you tried to say but couldn't quite get there without being a gigantic richard about the whole thing.

    8. Re:You are wrong by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

      "Actually you are wrong. There REALLY are plenty of reasons why an employer cannot fire you."

      You seem to be extemely stupid. But since you think I'm "wrong" please point to the exact statement that you misread to make you believe that I was claiming anything in opposition to your point.

      Oh right, there isn't anything.

      In fact, not only are you so incredibly fucking stupid that you tell me I'm wrong, you then go on to make the exact point I already made while claiming I was wrong.

      Are you genuinely retarded?

      Here, get someone smarter than you to re-read this, so you realize what a dumbass you are.

      Actually, they can certainly fire you for NO reason.

      "There are lots of reasons that they can't fire you"

      Which are not "NO reason". Do you understand the difference? YOu don't appear to.

      As you say, if they fire you for A reason that is wrong, like race, illness, or something else illegal, then yes, you have action. But you have to prove it.

      You're making MY point, and you're so fucking stupid you don't realize it.

      God damn that's dumb, and embarassing for you to boot.

      "Although all the employer needs to say to work around all those reasons is "Your services are no longer needed." Which it looks like you tried to say "

      No you fucking moron, I DID say it, but as I've proven, you can't read or understand text worth a fuck, so you didn't realize it.

      In fact, HERE IT IS AGAIN.

      So when you say, they "don't get to fire you for no reason" you are not only factually wrong, you're wrong in practice. They frequently do fire you for "no" reason, even when they have a reason, so there is no way for you to bring an action that you can win

      The only thing unclear is why your mother didn't abort you before you embarassed your family like you have.

      As to being a "richard", don't you think telling someone they're "wrong" when your entire argument is RESTATING WHAT THEY SAID IN THE POST YOU ARE SAYING IS "WRONG" makes you a "richard"?

      You should because you are.

      Now learn to read before you reply, or don't bother.

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  153. Hourly wage is hourly wage by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    If the employer is paying someone an hourly rate to do certain work, and has set agreed hours, then it's normally the employer's responsibility to make sure that they are providing adequate facilities that allow employees to carry out that work. Doors unlocked, lights on, phones working. If call-centre staff can't do their "proper" work for fifteen minutes because the provided computer system isn't working, then that's not the call centre staff's fault. If the staff members each have to spend fifteen minutes setting up, because the employer is too incompetent to get a boot script installed, or because the managers are too bloody-minded to turn up fifteen minutes early to "manage" the start of shift by pressing everyone's "on" button, then the staff shouldn't have wages docked for their employers not having their act together.

    It's a management failure.

    If they don't want to pay the staff their minimum rate wages for getting their computers running in the morning, then would they rather be paying the staff IT wages for those fifteen minutes?

  154. Wouldn't this cut both ways? by writermike · · Score: 1

    Ok, so maybe I'm not paid for the time my computer boots up. But what about the boss? Is she working non-stop from entrance to exit?

    When the spouse calls to complain about the imported ottoman that's off by 17cm than what was advertised?

    When she goes to the bathroom?

    When the VP comes in to ask a question about yesterday's meeting then digresses onto that awesome play he saw last night on TV?

    When the boss spends 15 minutes looking for a binder she knows she "put right here?"

    What if she eats lunch at her desk and works the entire time? Does that mean the time can be taken later? Is she docked per chew?

    This is all just a little ridiculous.

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  155. And this is a fine example of Unix superiority... by master_p · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Windows, the profile has to be copied locally, because Windows do not really have the concept of 'logging in a server'. In Unix, this situation does not exist, because users actually log into the server, their profile is stored there, and the X-Window system is simply an interface to remotely running applications.

    When I was in the University, I could log in from any Sun workstation and instantly get the same desktop, from anywhere in the Campus. I frequently changed stations in a day, depending on course and activities. It would be a great problem to use Windows and have to wait 15 or 30 minutes for my applications to start.

  156. That is why there is a timer Booting in your BIOS by Blowit · · Score: 1

    I thought that AT&T has the best and brightest Tech team? They can use the Automatic Boot within BIOS at 30 minutes before work actually starts to get the machines almost fully booted (employees must login when they come in).
     
        Either way, All Employees in large corporations carry RFID cards and therefore, when they walk into the establishment, work pay MUST Start, period.

    With today's technology, there is NO Excuse by either the Employer's or Employee's part saying that they were waiting for the computer.

    What happens if the Employee's computer crashes? Does the employee's pay get suspended until it is replaced/repaired? I don't think so. It is the Employer's problem to get it fixed asap to get the employee back to work.

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  157. Simple solution by seeker_1us · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The boss doesn't want to pay for employee bootup time?

    The (salaried) boss should come in early and boot every single employees computer.

  158. XWING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Xwing!

    I fucking loved that game. Taking out a star destroyer in a Y wing.... Does this ancient, awesome game run on current hardware? I think I will go home and find out.

  159. Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a competitor to one of the companies listed in TFA. Approximately 4 years ago we had a series of time studies occur to time how long it took us to get ready to be able to take calls. Approximately 2 months later, I received a check in the mail from my employer, of nearly 1.5 times my normal paycheck, in addition to my normal paycheck. We received an email the following day stating that this was the result of a Department of Labor inquiry regarding the time required to prepare your workstation to receive phone calls, and that it was prorated pay based upon the timestudy, across the number of days you worked in a Customer Service position.

    After which, they modified the compliance requirements to allow employees to show up "on time" and log in up to that threshold of time "late" without any negative consequences. So if I were to be @ work at 8, and didn't get on the phone till 8:05, I was within compliance.

  160. Yes, of course, unless the contract says otherwise by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    In an ordinary unwritten work-for-hire situation you are paid to be present at the agreed-upon place at the agreed-upon time and to do what your employer tells you to do. If he tells you to boot a computer then that is what you are being paid to do. If he doesn't like paying you to sit and wait while it boots up he can do it himself before you start work or find something for you to do while it boots.

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  161. Re:The liability is entirely on the corporation he by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Seriously, greedy managerial types seem to think that a person's entire job rotates around a computer.

    Greedy managerial types think that the right answer to any ambiguity like this one is the one that makes or saves them the most money.

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  162. Experience with this in real life by Timtimes · · Score: 1

    Had a boss who was thought he was client-server saavy and that he could save the company time and money if he ran customer care through 'dumb' terminals that only got loaded with the applications necessary for each customer service agent to do their jobs. He figured he would stop all the CS agents from playing solitaire, recreational browsing, etc. At the start of each shift, the CS person put his/her card in a slot on the PC (think it was Sunfire stuff) and it loaded the necessary apps onto ram into the desktop from a remote server. It was a fairly large organization with CS personnel in several different cities. Result of this implementation was a total failure because boot time was HORRIBLE and our staff were paid from a time-clock on the wall, not the PC login times. Looking back, I'm sure the Achilles heel was that not only data, but entire applications had to be pushed and loaded to each desktop and it probably did take 15 minutes or more because I remember the CS reps complaining (and they were getting paid!). I'm sure there are easier/better ways of doing that now, but on-topic....pay the workers you greedy corporate pigs. Enjoy.

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  163. Curious... by Manfre · · Score: 1

    If the people are not working when the computer is not at the desktop, does this mean that they do not get paid if the hardware fails in the middle of their shift?

    The employees should never turn off their computers and then wait for management to bitch about the higher energy cost.

    My work laptop take about 10-15 minutes to get from off to usable. The joys of application enforced business policies at start up...

  164. You should get paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a place that has clean rooms. Employees get compensated for the time they spend putting on their clean suits. This is because you are expected to do 8 hrs of work inside the cleanroom. Thus in a work week, you are actually doing about 40.5hrs of work including suiting up.

  165. Do you read what you reply to? by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

    "But if they fire you after you have filed a complaint w/ the labor bored then that will be seen by the labor board as a retaliatory termination. That is illegal."

    Yes. So what, that's A reason, not NO reason and I covered that RIGHT HERE

    "As you say, if they fire you for A reason that is wrong, like race, illness, or something else illegal, then yes, you have action."

    Try reading what you're replying to, you'll avoid restating for no reason and less eloquently, what has already been covered.

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  166. Give and take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I work for a company where we clock in/out using a program on our computer. Obviously I lose a few minutes at the start and end of each day, but not 15.

    If they were asking me to move boxes or whatever before I was clocked in, I would refuse, and I think anybody else should, too. While the computer is booting, I'm getting coffee, going to the bathroom, or whatever.

    And I think the other poster is right - as long as this is a minor annoyance, I don't complain about 5 minutes here and there. Otherwise my employer might start docking my pay for my Slashdot time.

  167. Or in his case by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

    And in his case, no need to be correct.

    More to the point though, I wasn't impolite.

    And no, your opinion and his don't change that.

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  168. alternatives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hibernate
    suspend
    lock computer

    i only reboot about once a week (when the system gets slow) and go get a cup of coffee at the same time (MULTITASKING, or doing something while waiting)

    i see no reason to reboot every single day
    with enough ram (2gb) even running autocad, revit and folding@home all day only really needs to be rebooted every week or two.

    i have been running for two days and only using 1.5gb of ram (64mb physical free), 42 processes

    worst i have seen on this machine (revit, autocad, photoshop, etc) was 3.2gb of ram

  169. hmm if your task by primefalcon · · Score: 0

    if they're on company time at the job they should be payed for it, it's not like booting the computer is optional, besides these people usual also sort paperwork while this is going on. so this is just employers robbing employee's

  170. No he didn't. by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

    "If you had read the full post"

    I did, but thanks for making a faulty assumption.

    " he makes the same distinction between "no" and "any" that you just did."

    No he doesn't. You are also wrong.

    "Funny thing is, they don't get to fire you for no reason. There are lots of reasons that they can't fire you, including but not limited to firings for the person's gender or race, the person's age (if over a certain age) and retaliatory firings for the worker filing a worker's comp claim, for taking leave under the Family and Medical Leave Act, or for whistle blowing (which is the specific issue discussed here.)"

    Not in there, so far you're still wrong.

    "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrongful_termination [wikipedia.org]

    Now like I said, this varies somewhat by state. There are some federal statutes (like the protected class cases), but mostly, it's defined by the state. And like I said, I don't know of any state where it's legal to fire a person for whistle blowing, though if some allow for that, I'd love to know."

    Not in there, so far you're still wrong.

    "What often happens in these cases is that circumstances arise for which the employer wants to retaliate against the employee, so they fire him/her. The employee then files a lawsuit claiming wrongful termination, and gives the reason. Generally speaking, these cases are decided upon a preponderance of the evidence, so if the employee gets into court and says, "I reported my employer for doing this illegal thing, and then he fired me!" it's going to be up to the employer to prove that either a) the firing was for no cause (pretty hard to do with) or b) that the firing was with cause, and here's the list of reasons why he was fired."

    STILL not in there, so far you're still wrong.

    "The judge or jury or whomever then weighs the evidence to determine whether or not the termination was illegal.

    "At will" isn't as simple as you tried to make it."

    Nope, nowhere to be found.

    You read something that was not there, and are wrong.

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  171. I think you misunderstood me. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Looks like work to me!

    What I meant was, your PAY appears to be based on a very narrow definition of what your "work" is.

    I don't know how that would apply in my state with its labor laws. But that is all I meant: it would seem to me that your contract needs to include a broader definition of what your work entails.

  172. Paid for time vs. paid for work by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

    More and more it seems to me that employers want to shift the focus of employee compensation from paying for an employee's time to paying for specific tasks to be accomplished. Now, more and more, technology makes it easier to try to accomplish this. You have to use the bathroom? Go ahead, but if you're gone for more than 4.5 minutes we're clocking you out automatically. Booting up your machine? Madness! The company can't make money off those 15 minutes so it simply won't pay for it. Attend the after-hours meeting off the clock, it's really for your own benefit, not the company's. The computer will monitor your activity, and management will get a regular report on your efficiency at a level only dreamed of by generations of managers past.

    Efficiency is a good thing, but humans aren't machines and numbers on a report don't tell anywhere near a complete story when it comes to a given employee's work-life.

    I love technology, I really do, but I hate that I see it being used in ways that seem to dehumanize workers, that make them just additional parts in the machine. I don't want to come off as having nostalgia for an age that never existed, but it seems to me that in the past 10 years or so the trend towards using technology this way has taken some really rotten turns. Not because companies have become more evil, just because they have tools to track what workers are up to that were unheard of in the past.

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  173. Wrong line of work by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Don't let your boss fuck you, that's anti-capitalist. Fuck back.

    Apparently, I wound up in the wrong line of work.

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  174. why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not? i'm getting paid while i read slashdot.

  175. It's a two-way street for my employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I punch in and out using a crappy Java-based time clock that can take over a minute to load. My PC stays on 24*7, and I just lock the screen when I leave, so "logging in" takes a few seconds, when I have to wait a minute or so to punch in.

    When it's time for me to punch out, though, I get to "waste" a minute or so of the employer's time waiting for the same time clock to load. I punch out, hit Windows+L, and walk away.

  176. Police Department thought they were exempt.... by Opr33Opr33 · · Score: 1

    A police department in NC required there officers to wash their patrol cars but wouldn't allow them to wash them on the clock. When the hourly employees question the legality, they were told that police departments had certain exemptions. Finally, someone had the guts to call the Federal Labor Board. The feds surveyed the ~45 officers to learn how often they washed their cars and how long it took. Then the city had to pay back wages to the tune of several thousand dollars an officer. The city quickly made a contract with a local car wash to keep the department's fleet clean.

  177. Aaack!!! by Opr33Opr33 · · Score: 1

    THEIR officers.....
    Grammar Nazis please forgive me. I promise to use the preview button in the future.

  178. Re:huh? by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2, Informative

    That was his work week. I remember George saying "these hour long work weeks are killing me".

    But yes he did press that button the whole time though. And often his "button press finger" was swelled up.

    And now I feel very old and stupid for remembering that.

  179. Find a better job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me if this is becoming widespread, which I don't believe it is, then it's time for the employees of the world to find jobs at better companies. When these awful companies have difficulty finding decent labor, they'll start treating their employees with some respect. But as long as employees put up with this bullshit, the companies will continue to demand more and more. Perhaps it's because I have a good job at a company that treats it's employees like they're a valuable commodity, but I just don't see what the fuss is all about. Put up with the nonsense or move on, it's pretty simple.

  180. SemiConductor Fabs by weiserfireman · · Score: 1

    In the early 90's, I worked for a nameless (begins with an M, located in Boise ID) semiconductor company.

    Some employees complained to the State Department of Labor about a policy. If you worked in the Fab, you were required to be dressed in your bunny suit and in the Fab when your shift started. Employee's complained that putting on the suit properly took 15 minutes and that the company should pay them for that time.

    Department of Labor agreed and required the Company to pay the time into the future, but also go back 3 years and pay all current and former employees 10 hours of overtime per week.

  181. It happens by CBob · · Score: 1

    I know of a major NJ utility that requires its employees to be logged in and at an applcation screen by the start of their shift. They have 15+ min login times due to network delays, login servers and CICS apps that were badly outdated 10 years ago.

    (yes, CICS)
    (no, the union won't touch these folks)

  182. 4 words by CHRONOSS2008 · · Score: 0

    THEN YOU DO IT

  183. commute by purpleque · · Score: 1

    These people probably do not get paid for the time it takes to get to work from home. They don't get paid for having to sit in their car driving for the 5 minutes to 2 hours it takes to get to wherever they work. They don't get paid for the 5 minutes to 2 hours they have to sit on a bus or train to get to work. If they don't start getting paid until they log on to the computer those X minutes of boot time can be considered part of the commute to work.

    They wake up leave their house without being paid, get into their car and drive to work without getting paid, walk from their car to their desk without getting paid, why do they need to be paid for the x minutes they sit in front of their computer before they can log in and start getting paid for working? If they feel inconvenienced for that time then they should have a job that requires a shorter commute. They could also leave the computer on when they go home.

    1. Re:commute by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Ok, think about this.

      Imagine you're in a group of 5 people. Each of you have a day you show up at 8 and boots up all 5 computers. The other 4 show up at 8:15.

      Do you think the other 4 would get punished/fired for continuously being "late"?

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    2. Re:commute by purpleque · · Score: 1

      Are they supposed to be at work at 8 or 8:15? If they are supposed to be at work at 8:15 and they show up at 8:15 then how would they be late? If these 5 people just decide to do this themselves then yes the other 4 would be 15 minutes late. they just need to tell the designated booter to get to work at 7:45 so they can get to work at 8...

      Let's say you have to be at work at 8. It takes you 15 minutes to get to work and it takes you 15 minutes to boot the computer. Do you leave the house at 7:45 get to work at 8, boot the computer, and start working at 8:15? Or do you leave the house at 7:30 get to work at 7:45, boot the computer, and start working at 8? If you leave at 7:45 you are 15 minutes late to work.

      If this is such a big problem just pay one person to show up early and boot everyone elses computers.

  184. Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it so they have to clock in and out from their computer. That way, they're not wasting time booting it

  185. Same thing in Germany. by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

    You're insured on your way to and from work.

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  186. Re:huh? by kandela · · Score: 1

    You're right. I was thinking of the movie.

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  187. Simpler than you Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys are all making it way too complicated. The question is: Do I get paid to *push the button* to boot up the computer or not?

    If not, my work day never starts, I sit there all day long and do nothing because no one booted up my PC and they cannot fire me for not doing something not in my job description that I have been explicitly told I will not receive pay for because it is not my job.

    If so, then the entire boot process is covered already as I begin working the moment I push the button as part of my job description, and these people are owed back pay if it has been withheld.

    Everything else is semantics and lawyer-speak.

  188. Boot with a time switch by franois-do · · Score: 1

    If you start work at 9:00, put the time switch to boot your computer at 8:45. That should leave a lot of time. Now, if a password must be entered for the boot to proceed, the question is : is it your job ? Then you should be paid as soon as you begin it. If it is somebody else's job, just wait for him/her to do it.

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  189. Same in Argentina by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

    At least in some types of jobs, like teaching at the university.
    Life insurance in case of death while working, and travelling to and from work is covered too.

  190. Re:huh? by Skye16 · · Score: 1

    Even better:

    If I'm getting paid to do my job, and I'm not getting paid to boot up and power down my machine, then booting up my machine and powering down my machine is not my job. Therefor, I do not have to do it.

  191. Why shutdown? by RandySC · · Score: 1

    Leave it running until you get a memory leak that makes you want to reboot.

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  192. Gawd! by missing_boy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, is there nothing more interesting going on in the world right now? If this is indeed the case, that employees don't get paid before they log in, then go and buy a friggin' timer, or get a mac or linux, where these things are easy. Better yet, keep the machine running all night long at the expense of your employer! BETTER YET: hire somebody to walk around and turn on all the machines PRIOR to all the regular employees coming in! Disappointingly uninteresting story.

  193. Paid to boot a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn. I recognised the snake when they said 'you dont get paid, util you clock in' and put a timer on the wall plug, and jimmied the power button. When, and if I got there, it was always ready to cook. I left it there after I had left, and Hmm got paid ( on auto-deposit for another two months! ). Pay clerk was a moron. But the job at the hauling complany was the worst. Clock in when you climb in the truck. Trouble was, the damn supervisor always left the truck a freaking dump! ( the cab...he always ate IN the cab! Jerk! ).

  194. Next step - keystroke loggers ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    ... working away to compile a record of your working day, defined as the 0.1 seconds either side of keystrokes. More than 0.1 seconds from a keystroke would mean that you've left work and are on your own time (unpaid). If you claim to have been "thinking" then clearly you should have been organising your time better and had some "thinking" tasks backgrounded while bringing the key-pressing tasks to the foreground, so that you always had keystroke tasks buffered. Time using the mouse must indicate time wasted.

    Welcome to the 20 minute working day ...

    Me, I'm investing in a 300Hz metronome factory.

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  195. Just buy these people company PDAs by TheoGB · · Score: 1

    so they can surf the net while booting up. They're only pissed off becuase there's nothing else to do.

  196. Yes for Wage Based Employment by osfancy · · Score: 1

    I expect that the post only addresses non-salaried employees. If somebody has to spend time waiting for a computer to bootup it is only fair that they should be compensated. If a tool needs to be prepared by the operator before it can be used in the production of a good or service then it is still work.

  197. Re:huh? by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    This sort of "reasoning" (it's hardly reasonable) by those filthy scum suckers in corporate law is the reason why the trade union movement needs to get as militant as ever. Your employer inflicts a slow, piece of shit OS on you. It requires a daily reboot to stay half reliable, and you're expected to do this on your own time? Fuck capitalism, it's fucked and works for nobody but the greedy cunts who rip off the share market! Unionise, you have nothing to lose but your chains.

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  198. laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are required to be away from home, in the workplace, to accomplish a task for your employer, guess what? That's work. You aren't free to do as you please and you are completing a task for someone else's benefit so hell yes you should get paid.

  199. Re:huh? by Firehed · · Score: 1

    If your job involves using said computer, then turning the damn thing on is part of your job. And logging in. And opening your email program. That argument is like a plumber claiming that his job is just to use the torch to join pipes, not to get the thing lit up before use. That kind of grade-A bullshit is probably what leads to employers making a huge fuss over five minutes a day (any computer that takes 15 minutes to boot has other problems).

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    How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
  200. well by shnull · · Score: 0

    euh ... Yes, if he can't stand to pay you to wait while vista boots up, he should : a) get up earlier and start up the computer so it's up and running by the time you have to start work (as in getting paid from 9 to 5 ???) or b) let you install linux, make it easier for you, cost less time for him, and make it more secure for both ... No ?

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  201. Re:huh? by Skye16 · · Score: 1

    Oh, I agree with you that it is my job. And I should get paid for doing my job.

    My point is that if I'm doing my job and not getting paid for it, then it's obviously not my job, because my job duties require that I get paid for completing them. Therefor, pay up, bitches!

  202. Yes, but by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I agree that it shows professionalism to show up and take care of such things early. But that is really beside the point, because those things are not required anyway... so they are not covered by the law.

    The law was intended to discourage abusive business practices that I am sure you have seen from time to time: requiring people to show up 10 minutes to even 30 minutes early, just to get the machines up and running before they go to "work". And similarly on shutting down. I have seen it and I know many others who have too.

    I do not know many people who mind showing up a little bit early to get things taken care of before getting down to business. But the law clarifies, for a change, that this is voluntary rather than mandatory. And it actually gives people more opportunity to show the difference between those who want to excel and those who do not.