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  1. Re:Problem with that on New Material Transforms Car Bodies Into Batteries · · Score: 1

    Car batteries want to be 200 to 300 volts. This is achieved by stringing a bunch of cells together in series. If body panel or structural member is a cell, connecting in series will be difficult if not impossible.

    Great, even more incentive for tailgaiters...

  2. Fraud? on Verizon Blocking 4chan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So Verizon sold me internet service. Implicit in that is service to all internet hosts.

    Has Verizon criminally defrauded me?

  3. Re:How Companies Work on A Reflection On Sun Executive Payouts For Failure · · Score: 1

    Thanks Bruce. Now I'm suicidally depressed...

  4. Navy solution on Stay Off the Grid, Win $10,000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sign up just before beginning a deployment on a nuclear missile sub.

  5. Re:Extraordinary claims on New Most Precise Clock Based On Aluminum Ion · · Score: 1

    but just TRY tracking them down to get your money back 3.7 billion years from now when you find out they were lying!

    If they were lying, then presumably you'd be aware of it before the 3.7 billion years had passed.

  6. Let's make a deal... on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If users are like drivers, then OS providers are like car manufacturers.

    So let's require drivers licenses, if and only if Microsoft:

    • Can be sued when its brakes fail.
    • Must issue recalls on all defective operating systems, regardless of how old the operating system is.
    • Must subject its operating systems to safety tests.
    • Must permit the government to review all of its designs when there are questions of safety.
    • Must provide drivers enough information to fix their cars if/when Microsoft is slow to do so.

    After all, dangers cars are just as serious as dangerous drivers, right?

  7. Funny on Brokers Get Strict Social Networking Rules · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's days like these I'm glad I don't work on Wall Street or have jury duty."

    Funny, I was thinking that it's days like his when I'm glad I have no urge to use Facebook :)

  8. Hmmm... on Dune Remake Could Mean 3D Sandworms · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't thinking remaking the movie in 3D would make the plot any less confusing. (To someone who never read the books, that is.)

  9. Re:Don't have a case? Litigate them to the poorhou on UMG v. Lindor Ends, No Fees, No Sanctions · · Score: 1

    It seems that a person who couldn't math the virtually infinite funding of the RIAA would lose even if they win, having to defend endlessly against such suits.

    It's called a Phyrric victory

  10. Surprised that no violence occurs on UMG v. Lindor Ends, No Fees, No Sanctions · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm really surprised that with all this potential wrecking of lives, no otherwise-innocent person has simply arranged for a meeting with the accusing attorneys and shot them to death.

    I'm not advocating this, but I'm surprised that no one has snapped in that manner.

  11. Re:Yeah, he did it right, beginning to end. on "Calvin and Hobbes" Creator Bill Watterson Looks Back With No Regrets · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's just a darn shame that the end couldn't have been thirty or forty years further out.

    Consider Garfield and Peanuts. After a while, they just don't have anything new to say.

  12. Re:Taking Jobs at his word--misquoted on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was actually "way more intimate than a laptop, way better than a phone"--which makes sense.

    So it's some kind of fancy vibrator?

  13. Taking Jobs at his word on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Way better than a laptop, way better then a phone."

    So Apple is basically saying that we should stop buying MacBooks and iPhones?

  14. Re:HR is pissed now on Antarctica Needs a Network Engineer · · Score: 1

    Well thanks for precluding all possible conversations on the topic, Mr. Killjoy.

  15. Re:Are nerds not aware on Is Programming a Lucrative Profession? · · Score: 1

    As C++ programmer with 10 years of experience, and about 5 years of C# experience, I can tell you that C#, Java, etc. can be very useful tools for the right type of software.

    As a C++ programmer with 20 years of experience, I can tell you that

    x.cpp: In function 'int main()':
    x.cpp:8: error: passing 'const std::string' as 'this' argument of 'std::basic_string& std::basic_string::operator=(const _CharT*) [with _CharT = char, _Traits = std::char_traits, _Alloc = std::allocator]' discards qualifiers

    Sorry, I'll get back to you in a minute...

  16. Alternatives on Game Distribution Platforms Becoming Annoyingly Common · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think the scenario could play out that way, and it would truly suck for gaming.

    But we should keep perspective. Here are some ways you can still have fun even if/when this nightmare scenario occurs:

    • Go for a walk / bike ride / swim.
    • Grab a beer / coffee / soda with a friend you haven't seen in a while
    • Read a good, paper book.
    • Learn to cook your favorite food: Thai drunken noodles, some curry dish, a kick-butt chili recipe, chocolate chip cookies, etc.
    • Finally learn to play whatever instrument you've always wanted to learn.
    • Ask a local soup kitchen if they could use your help, even just once and for just a few hours.
    • Visit your parents. If they're getting older, ask if they could use any help with the house, yard, etc.
    • Sign up for a college course or some other course that might benefit you later on. Maybe take an introductory course at a trade school for basic plumbing, electrical, welding, etc.
    • If you have some nagging question about politics, medicine, religion, or economics: Crystallize the question into something specific, and hunt down an answer.
    • If you have a S.O., take him/her out for a date.

    All I'm saying is that even if we lose computer gaming from our lives, most of us can still be just as happy, as long as we get off our butts.

  17. Two words... on The Cell Phone Has Changed — New Etiquette Needed · · Score: 1

    public restrooms

  18. Re:Yes, but what is it programmed in? on Misa Digital Guitar Runs On Linux · · Score: 1

    I heard they wanted to do it in C#, but that idea fell flat, so they went with C.

    That joke sort of worked in this case, but does it scale?

  19. Terrible idea on Space Station Astronauts Gain Internet Access · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a week it's going to look like a snow globe in there!

  20. Re:Constitution? on Supreme Court Rolls Back Corporate Campaign Spending Limits · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's kind of hard to imprison a corporation...

    I volunteer to try.

  21. Re:Right of free speech + right of association on Supreme Court Rolls Back Corporate Campaign Spending Limits · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right of free speech + right of association = right of groups, as corporations, to speak freely.

    I'm not arguing that SCOTUS's logic is unsound. I'm arguing that even if their logic is sound, the conclusions they've reached have badly damaged the U.S., because it essentially lets rich corporations decide our laws.

    And for that reason, the Constitution should perhaps be changed so that corporations cannot do this.

  22. Re:Bad, bad news on Supreme Court Rolls Back Corporate Campaign Spending Limits · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We need to replace the "conservatives" on the supreme court who don't understand that corporations should not have the constitutional rights of citizens.

    I think we face this issue: What do we do when those who have studied a subject extensively (the USPTO members in this case) come to conclusions that seem absurd (relative to our plain reading of the Constitution, in this case). Because most of us who are supposedly bound the the Constitution don't have the time and means to study it extensively while still meeting our other responsibilities.

    One the one hand, we might conclude that if we too had studied the Constitution extensively, we would reach the same conclusions as the SCOTUS. And then we can choose to either accept their judgment, or try to muster the balls to get the Constitution changed.

    Or on the other hand, we might reason that regardless of the sophistication of their reasoning, it must have some (perhaps hidden) flaw, because of the conclusions they've reached. (I.e., that corporations have free-speech rights that are so sacrosanct that they can legally de facto buy legislation). I'm not exactly sure what options this leaves us, shy of revolution. Which despite the bravado we often exhibit on this site, would have tragic consequences in terms of lost or ruined lives of innocent persons.

  23. Constitution? on Supreme Court Rolls Back Corporate Campaign Spending Limits · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If the U.S. Constitution ensures the free speech rights of corporations, as the SCOTUS has judged, then clearly the Constitution is defective.

  24. Not the master password on Facebook Master Password Was "Chuck Norris" · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not Facebook's fault: it's not like they actually set the master password to "Chuck Norris".

    The real WTF is that "Chuck Norris" works as a password into anything: Facebook, your online bank account, your sister's pants...

  25. Working for Google on USPTO Grants Google a Patent On MapReduce · · Score: 1

    My research are is HPC, and I sometimes have toyed with trying to work for Google. They seemed like something special.

    Now that they're pursuing unjustifiable software patents, I'm forced to sadly put Google into the same mental category as Microsoft and IBM. Like the other two companies, Google does some cool stuff, but I wouldn't feel much better about working for Google than I would for IBM or Microsoft.

    Sad.