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Dune Remake Could Mean 3D Sandworms

bowman9991 writes "The new Dune remake is becoming as epic as Frank Herbert's Dune series itself. Now that director Peter Berg has been ousted, new director Pierre Morel has decided to throw out Peter Berg's script entirely, starting afresh with his own ideas and vision. 'We're starting from scratch,' said Morel. 'Peter had an approach which was not mine at all, and we're starting over again.' Morel also reveals that 'It's the kind of movie that has the scope to be 3D.' He's also keen on sticking to the original material and recognizes that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness."

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  1. Hmmm... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't thinking remaking the movie in 3D would make the plot any less confusing. (To someone who never read the books, that is.)

    1. Re:Hmmm... by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The two attempts thus far have been failures to my mind. Lynch's movie had the "feel" of Dune, but as far as the script goes, it sucked really bad (which is strange, considering Herbert had substantial influence over the final product). The miniseries stuck more closely to the story, but the acting was bloody wooden. If you could have mixed Lynch's visuals and actors with the miniseries script, I think you would have had Dune down pat.

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    2. Re:Hmmm... by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hell, I've read all the original books (written by Frank himself) and I still don't think I could summarize the plot.

    3. Re:Hmmm... by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe it was my age when I saw it, but to me I don't care what's in the books - the Lynch movie is what the Dune universe is to me, complete with the TOTO soundtrack, sting, the floating fat man, and all the stuff not in the book.

      He'll never be able to erase that, and might as well not even try.

      Just do the right thing and make it a long movie, anything shorter than 2.5 hours won't even scratch the surface - it will be like "a day in the life of Yoda" vs. the original Star Wars trilogy. And they better over-shoot, planning to cut a lot so we have a balance between character development, setting, and plot. None of this 10-minute introduction crap which establishes everything you need to know to understand the characters' motivations.

      In short, I expect massive fail unless they rely on 3D as a gimmick like Avatar did. Impressive it will be, but forgotten like Dune 2000 it will also be.

      Please prove me wrong, two generations of Dune fans deserve it.

    4. Re:Hmmm... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 4, Funny

      Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government.

      Done, now was that so hard? :-)

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    5. Re:Hmmm... by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1, Troll

      Hell, I've read all the original books (written by Frank himself) and I still don't think I could summarize the plot.

      That's because, by the time you get to the last two or three books, it's purely intellectual masturbation on the part of Herbert. The Dune series was the biggest test for my "if I start a series, I finish it" rule. The first book is very good, the next two were okay (I enjoyed them), the fourth book was still interesting on a certain level, if a over the top. The last two books were sewage. The complexity goes through the roof, but it doesn't have a payoff. Summarizing the plot (not the details of the setting) of the first book is relatively simple, but by the last book you're trying to describe a plot involving psychically invisible Jews, nymphomaniac killer nuns, mind-absorbing shapeshifters. And that's on top of the weirdness in the original book (mile long sandworms that produce a chemical that lets you talk to your ancestors, see the future, double your lifespan and press your shirts). It's like he's trying to one-up himself solely by introducing more weirdness as opposed to engaging plot.

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    6. Re:Hmmm... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1, Interesting

      None of this 10-minute introduction crap which establishes everything you need to know to understand the characters' motivations.

      So basically you just want a lot of explosions (or whatever the Dune equivalent would be) and no story?

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    7. Re:Hmmm... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought the final book really sealed it off. It was a vision of true panspermia intentionally designed to insure the survival of their civilization.

      When I first read it, I thought that just and excellent, but looking back, I think the point may have been to ask what exactly we are trying to preserve when we say we want to insure our survival as a race? Backstabbing and intrigue? The strong overpowering the weak?

      I really don't think that it was as incoherent as it's often made out to be. Herbert was not just a hack churning out books.

    8. Re:Hmmm... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      The miniseries was a nice journey though. The moment where Alia is in the court with Harkonen before the return of Muad'dib, and she screams out "MY BROTHER COMES!" was just brilliant.

    9. Re:Hmmm... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be easy, just get George Lucas to do it.

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    10. Re:Hmmm... by KnownIssues · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lynch's movie had the "feel" of Dune, but as far as the script goes, it sucked really bad (which is strange, considering Herbert had substantial influence over the final product).

      Ironically, Frank Herbert seems to be one of the movie's biggest fans*. Perhaps he understood that a movie is by nature a different form of story-telling than a book and that a direct translation is not always the best solution. If you judge the 1984 version as poor as a movie, so be it. If you judge it as poor for not being a faithful adaptation of the book then you've missed the point of film.

      *Citation need? Here's one stolen from Wikipedia: Rozen, Leah. "With another best-seller and an upcoming film, Dune is busting out all over for Frank Herbert." People Weekly. (25 Jun 1984) Vol. 21 pp. 129-130.

    11. Re:Hmmm... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Well, it's like this.

      There is this guy. He had a family. They've got shipped to this planet. The planet's got desert with the nasty worms and stuff. And then there were these other people who, like, live in the desert.

      Ok, and then comes these women ninjas.

      Hope that helps.

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    12. Re:Hmmm... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually the Directors cut of the Lynch movie was pretty good. I would say that only problems was that it was butchered in editing.

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    13. Re:Hmmm... by harry666t · · Score: 0

      ...in order to help humanity's evolution and thus save it from being destroyed/enslaved by an evil AI.

    14. Re:Hmmm... by Rhacman · · Score: 1

      My first exposure to Dune was walking in as my father, having been flipping through channels, happened to be watching the Lynch version mid-way through. The surreal atmosphere is what really drew me in and the story was just icing on the cake. I tried reading the book and despite enjoying the first quarter it was no match for my disinterest of reading in general. For better or for worse, any work based in the Dune universe will have to prove itself against the Lynch movie in my mind, and that includes the original book itself. Since we are on the topic, does anyone have a recommendation for which DVD is the most content inclusive for the 1984 Lynch version?

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    15. Re:Hmmm... by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, that's the gyst of it, but to really understand the details you need to know so much backstory that even after reading it 2 or 3 times I can't relate it. I'm modded funny above but I was only half joking, I understand the plot but would not be able to relate it to someone else. To approach a detailed summary, you need to have an understanding of:

      -The Empire
      -The CHOAM
      -The Guild
      -How the three above fit together
      -The distribution of atomics throughout the empire
      -The Bene Gesserit and all that that implies especially:
          -The Missionaria Protectiva, the story doesn't make sense without it
          -The Genetic Memories
          -Their search for the Kwisatz Haderach and what that is
      -The Fremen, especially difficult given their essentially Arabic culture, not one audiences are familiar with
      -The technology, especially
          -Shields
          -Las Guns
          -Their rather explosive interactions
      -The spice and how the worms fit in with it (which may not have even been related in the first book come to think of it).

    16. Re:Hmmm... by jitterman · · Score: 1

      And they better over-shoot, planning to cut a lot so we have a balance between character development, setting, and plot.

      With DVDs being so important (multiple editions of the same movie, e.g. "director's cut", etc.), I don't think that'll be a problem at all.

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    17. Re:Hmmm... by aitikin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ironically, Frank Herbert seems to be one of the movie's biggest fans*.

      *Citation need? Here's one stolen from Wikipedia: Rozen, Leah. "With another best-seller and an upcoming film, Dune is busting out all over for Frank Herbert." People Weekly. (25 Jun 1984) Vol. 21 pp. 129-130.

      Excuse me, but I'm calling serious bullshit on that! That statement clearly implies that People Weekly thinks that Herbert was doing well with the Dune series because it's showing up everywhere!

      Furthermore, contrary to popular belief, Herbert really didn't have much of a hand in writing the final script at all. A la Wikipedia:

      In 1981, the nine-year film rights were set to expire. De Laurentiis re-negotiated the rights from the author, adding to them the rights to the Dune sequels (written and unwritten). After seeing The Elephant Man, Raffaella De Laurentiis decided that David Lynch should direct the movie. Around that time Lynch received several other directing offers, including Return of the Jedi. He agreed to direct Dune and write the screenplay even though he had not read the book, known the story, or even been interested in science fiction.[3] David Lynch worked on the script for six months with Eric Bergen and Christopher De Vore. The team yielded two drafts of the script before it split over creative differences. Lynch would subsequently work on five more drafts.

      In a slightly later paragraph, Wikipedia notes that Herbert was "satisfied with the final release." I know that I don't consider the phrase satisfied to imply that I'm one of the biggest fans.

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    18. Re:Hmmm... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I thought the final book really sealed it off. It was a vision of true panspermia intentionally designed to insure the survival of their civilization.

      Not the right word. Herbert called it an exodus iirc and I think that's more accurate.

      Paul foresaw several problems. And by Paul we can also say by extension Herbert because Dune is a huge allegory for the 20th century.

      1. Even having gone to the stars, all of humanity remained within the control of a relatively small number of grasping assholes. Same on earth as it is in the heavens.

      2. This level of control threatens staticism and decline leading to eventual collapse of civilization. While it's possible to see the risk of Earth falling to this, I'm not quite sure I agree that a 10,000 world Imperium could suffer a similar fate. But it's Herbert's story and according to him it could happen.

      3. Even without prescience, staticism threatens humanity. Prescience just makes it all the worse. Presumably this prescience is what cements the likelihood of everything turning to shit even across an inhabited galaxy.

      4. The Golden Path to keep humanity alive is to become the ultimate tyrant and put society under so much pressure that when things burst pieces will be flung so far apart they'll never come back together again. There will always be far-flung pieces of humanity to survive even if all the rest fail. And just like nobody wants to see another Hitler, Leto II planned on being such a bastard that nobody would want to see another god emperor.

      5. A secondary goal of all this is to breed humans impervious to prescience. That negates the power of a tyrant such as the god-emperor.

      When I first read it, I thought that just and excellent, but looking back, I think the point may have been to ask what exactly we are trying to preserve when we say we want to insure our survival as a race? Backstabbing and intrigue? The strong overpowering the weak?

      I'd say that's not the part of humanity to be preserved, rather a symptom of the weakness Paul/Herbert saw that would doom us all without implementation of the Golden Path.

      I really don't think that it was as incoherent as it's often made out to be. Herbert was not just a hack churning out books.

      I like the idea of exploring the rise and fall of a messiah and how his life and teachings become twisted by his followers. I'm sure this sort of tale has been told before but Dune is the first time I encountered it. The story was also retold quite well in The Man From Earth. If you have not seen it, read nothing more but just rent it and watch it cold. You will thank me later.

      As I said in another post, I didn't like where the story went with the whole god emperor bit. And after that Herbert lost his muse and was just churning out books for the paycheck, just like Clarke in his later years. Awful, awful Space Odyssey sequels, Rama sequels, and Gentry Lee bullshit.

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    19. Re:Hmmm... by es330td · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The spice and how the worms fit in with it (which may not have even been related in the first book come to think of it).

      IIRC, there is an appendix in "Dune" by Pardot Kynes discussing the triangle of worms, little makers and pre-spice mass that explains everything.

    20. Re:Hmmm... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      That's because, by the time you get to the last two or three books, it's purely intellectual masturbation on the part of Herbert. The Dune series was the biggest test for my "if I start a series, I finish it" rule. The first book is very good, the next two were okay (I enjoyed them), the fourth book was still interesting on a certain level, if a over the top. The last two books were sewage.

      The first three books were the original plan. Everything else was bolted on. I liked the first one the best and I think it's because we saw Paul in his rise to the top. Taken alone, this isn't tragedy or comedy but the third type of story, triumph. But it quickly becomes tragedy and that's not so fun to watch.

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    21. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel similarly. Lynch captured the novel in an epic way that the others have failed. As for Herbert being involved, I think it serves as a reminder. Think of this; Douglas Adam's was involved in every iteration of the Hitchhiker's Guide, though each is substantially different that another. With the Guide, there was more an evolution of the story, where I feel with Dune the original is pinnacle. Herbert may have had different opinions, but it was his story to tell. Lynch's version still and likely will remain the only visual interpretation of the novel for me.

    22. Re:Hmmm... by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be easy, just get George Lucas to do it.

      NO! The risk of him creating a Dune Jarjar is too great.
      Call Michael Bay!

    23. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It could be a sandworm with legs!

      "Mesa Wormy Worms! How is youusa?"

    24. Re:Hmmm... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In short, I expect massive fail unless they rely on 3D as a gimmick like Avatar did.

      Have you seen Avatar at all? 3D wasn't used as a gimmick there. Avatar used 3D as a TOOL.
      Take a look at Final Destination 3D and My Bloody Valentine 3D or Monsters vs. Aliens - THOSE are movies that use 3D as a gimmick.

      Now... if they are to apply the use of 3D as in Avatar, to "drop" the audience into the Dune world - that would look great.
      For a great movie though... they would also need great actors, director, screenwriter...

      As for "my mind is already set" - I've seen both Lynch and John Harrison versions (approximately when both have just came out), and frankly I find the later version FAR superior.
      Sure... it lacks Patrick Stewart and Stilgar actor gets switched between "Dune" and "Children of Dune" but as storytelling goes it is several levels above Lynch version.

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    25. Re:Hmmm... by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be easy, just get George Lucas to do it.

      NO!

      Surely you mean "Dune Not Want"?

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    26. Re:Hmmm... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      You seem really into this stuff.

      For what it's worth, I liked the second best. The ending scene, where blind Paul goes off into the desert, could (shoud?) be turned into an awesome cinema moment.

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    27. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Bay would also be a good choice for that.

    28. Re:Hmmm... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just wait about a decade, all the details will slip away and your entire memory of it will look something like this:

      Kid goes to a different planet, some fat dude wants to kill him, he runs away and hides with crazy cave-people who drink their own piss, something about a big worm, then he comes back and kills everybody, oh and there's a huge spaceship and some lizard-looking dude who lives in a giant bong, anyway he kills the emperor and becomes the king of everything and then his little sister is creepy for awhile.

      The second book I remember as follows:

      Uh, there's a weapon that's kind of like a nuke except it just melts down instead of exploding and the kid gets hit by it and his eyes melt but he can see anyway, a bunch of other stuff happens too probably?

      So you see, time makes summarizing anything easy!

    29. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government.

      Done, now was that so hard? :-)

      So Star Wars

    30. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The two attempts thus far have been failures to my mind. Lynch's movie had the "feel" of Dune, but as far as the script goes, it sucked really bad (which is strange, considering Herbert had substantial influence over the final product). The miniseries stuck more closely to the story, but the acting was bloody wooden. If you could have mixed Lynch's visuals and actors with the miniseries script, I think you would have had Dune down pat.

      ABSOLUTELY! I have always said that Lynch got the mystisicm and the feel of the universe correct. From the pseudo-european "great game" 19th century style uniforms, the technology that is so advanced (from our perspective) that it is ubiquous and bejewled and illuminated as a matter of course (think of those old pre-ww1 "great fleets" with decorative prows), to the feudalistic family ties and traditions. All are awesome. Wierding Modules, not so much.

      My big gripe with the SciFi mini-series was that the blew it at the end when Paul is all, "follow me not because I am the messiah but as my duke". Ummmm... missing the entire point of the entire book there, asshats. At that moment I felt like they were just pissing on Herbert's grave.

    31. Re:Hmmm... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was my age when I saw it, but to me I don't care what's in the books - the Lynch movie is what the Dune universe is to me, complete with the TOTO soundtrack, sting, the floating fat man, and all the stuff not in the book.

      Maybe I get stoned for this, but for me Dune is the game (Dune II to be exact). I never had the patience to watch the films. What I got from the game and from the Wikipedia summary was quite enough for me. (And now I get off your lawn.)

    32. Re:Hmmm... by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'd never heard of the long faced twat, and I haven't seen most of his movies. But probably that's a good thing, because a fair few of them do indeed suck.

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    33. Re:Hmmm... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Have you actually read anything by Frank Herbert other than Dune? Some of his early stuff is conventional, with a faint resemblance to Kornbluth. But The Santaroga Barrier and Helstrom's Hive touch on psychoactive substances and hive minds. It's all fairly trippy.

    34. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guy with future vision, uses Rampaging cult to overthrow galactic government because if he does not humanity will become borg like drones and die out/be destroyed by outside forces.
      He fails.

      Luckily his son who has all his powers and more takes up the cause to save the humanity in humans guaranteeing them they cannot be controlled / forced into submission. He even is so kind as to give all humans a 1000 year
      taste of what this is like -- before they are forced into it by a power that is not so kind as to show them the trap.

    35. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no proving you wrong, since it's an opinion (misguided and unfortunate though it might be). I saw it as a kid too (15) and immediately recognized it for the piece of shit that it was. Four years later I read the novel and realized the film version was an even larger and hopelessly malformed piece of shit than I had originally thought.

      All that said, you're in the minority. Most in geek circles hate the Lynch version (and non-geeks hate it because it's sci-fi, and bad sci-fi at that).

      If you're happy with it, great, don't go see the remake. For those of us who actually know a thing or two about cinema and also recognize that Herbert's source material is one of the pillars of the genre, we deserve an adaptation along the lines of what Peter Jackson did with Tolkien.

      Sure he changed a few things from the books out of necessity, but the spirit, character, and intent of the book remained intact, and well, the results speak for themselves both critically and financially.

      Lynch's Dune had a title and some cool-looking stillsuits in common with the novel. The rest of it was revisionist garbage wasted on a talented cast and a large budget.

      Frankly it is one of the most colossal missteps in the history of cinema.

    36. Re:Hmmm... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0

      The only thing I thought, when I was done, was:
      Damn, and I thought this would be sci-fi! But all I got, was fantasy. About intrigues and other nasty character traits. (I hate intrigues & co.)
      So I was really, really disappointed. To me it was the most disappointing book I ever read.
      I find it a shame, that it’s called one of the best “sci-fi” books. Some sidenotes about spaceships and it being another planet, does not make it sci-fi. But religious cult fantasy makes it... fantasy!
      Two genres which should never, ever, ever be merged or mixed up. Ever.

      Just my two cents.

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    37. Re:Hmmm... by Romancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For me...

      It was by the vision of Lynch that Dune acquired greatness, the fans acquire happieness, the fans have given warning. It is by will alone they set the movie in motion.

      For those who had not read the books yet but like the genre it was awesome. My whole town full of geeks loved it, then we read the book and it was another completely different set of greatness. Like a double gift for sci-fi geeks. I didn't happen to like the series because of the horrible acting. The original book and the movie were seperate but both great.

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    38. Re:Hmmm... by Sperbels · · Score: 4, Informative

      That post has the stink of Brian Herbert about it.

    39. Re:Hmmm... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I thought for a while about why I liked the film and hated the miniseries, and it came down to this: The film messed about with the plot, but kept the characters the same. The miniseries was closer to the plot (except for the awful Irulan side-story that completely destroyed the ending) but messed up the characterisation. I think it's the same reason that I didn't like the Lord of the Rings films; they were close to the events of the books, but the characterisation was wrong (Faramir in the second film put me off watching the third one entirely).

      In the film, most of the characters felt like the same people they were in the book. The setting was slightly different, but the people fitted. The miniseries made Paul a pampered, whiny, little bitch.

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    40. Re:Hmmm... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the payoff was meant to come in the 7th book. Unfortunately Frank Herbert died before he could write the final chapter. Eventually we got some absolute drivel from his son, but it's not worth reading because it makes you doubt that he's even read his father's books.

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    41. Re:Hmmm... by initialE · · Score: 1

      How about the plotholes? No, you can't has your nuclear weapons but here's five bucks, buy a shield and lasgun and you can make your own WMD.

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    42. Re:Hmmm... by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      Then the Fremen would all be cute midgets...

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    43. Re:Hmmm... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      When I first read it, I thought that just and excellent, but looking back, I think the point may have been to ask what exactly we are trying to preserve when we say we want to insure our survival as a race? Backstabbing and intrigue? The strong overpowering the weak?

      I'd say that's not the part of humanity to be preserved, rather a symptom of the weakness Paul/Herbert saw that would doom us all without implementation of the Golden Path.

      Additionally, recall that the last two books are set in the bit of humanity that didn't scatter. The Honoured Matres are retreating from the real scattering and the million worlds are just somewhere for them to consolidate. The humans in the story are the ultra conservative faction of the species. The face dancer Marty is one example of the less conservative factions (and Brian Herbert decided to make Marty into an AI. Ugh.)

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    44. Re:Hmmm... by jalagl · · Score: 1

      The Dune series was the biggest test for my "if I start a series, I finish it" rule.

      Then you should never, ever, under any circumstance, read any of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books.

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    45. Re:Hmmm... by MrShaggy · · Score: 1

      3 Directors that would be good for this is ; Peter Jackson(LOTr), The Warchowski brothers(V for Vendetta) and Zack Snyder (the watchmen), Id even mention Tarantino, but not Sure.

      I think that going with some un-knowns as the cast would be good, with some old-hands in there.

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    46. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you judge the 1984 version as poor as a movie, so be it. If you judge it as poor for not being a faithful adaptation of the book then you've missed the point of film.

      I think I'm entitled to the latter criticism when the ending is changed to be completely the opposite of what Orwell wrote.

      Terry Gilliam got the spirit right when he wrote Brazil.

    47. Re:Hmmm... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dune is a tough read. You have to slough through an entire book's worth of stuff before stuff actually starts.

      Whatever other failings that the Lynch movie had, it at least managed to realize that character of the universe described in the book. The lame attempt by Sci-Fi to do a remake doesn't even come close. This is why the Lynch versions are still well regarded by some.

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    48. Re:Hmmm... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Didn't the director disown that particular cut?

    49. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And maybe it's the fact that I have never watched the David Lynch or Sci-Fi versions to completion, but I don't care what is in the film versions. The Dune Books are what the Dune universe is to me, complete with ecological documents by Kynes and a ridiculous glossary.

    50. Re:Hmmm... by geminidomino · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you judge the 1984 version as poor as a movie, so be it. If you judge it as poor for not being a faithful adaptation of the book then you've missed the point of film.

      I think I'm entitled to the latter criticism when the ending is changed to be completely the opposite of what Orwell wrote.

      Terry Gilliam got the spirit right when he wrote Brazil.

      Wait... what?

      Did you misread or were you going for funny? 1984 in the context of the discussion (and the post you quoted) isn't the book/movie in question, it's the year the Dune movie we're talking about was released...

    51. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      it will be like "a day in the life of Yoda" vs. the original Star Wars trilogy.

      11:00-woke up.
      12:00-hangover wore off enough to leave house
      1:00-Wondered through swamp
      2:00-Meditated for 6 hours
      8:00-Went clubing
      9:30-Got two girls upstairs
      10:00-Oh shit oh shit I killed one!
      10:15-Jedi mind tricked the cop. Got off free.
      11:30-Returned home, punked, went to bed.

    52. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recruit this person.

      Damn fine job with Tolkien there.

    53. Re:Hmmm... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      This sums up Herbert's writing for me: http://xkcd.com/483/

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    54. Re:Hmmm... by glwtta · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, somehow the Wikipedia guys think citations add credibility anyway. Because the main idea of Wikipedia is, that everyone is trustworthy to everyone.

      The point of Wikipedia is the exact opposite: no one is trustworthy (apart from people you know personally), so you have to be able to judge information on its merits, not its source. This is not limited to Wikipedia.

      Citations don't add credibility, they add context.

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    55. Re:Hmmm... by Maudib · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it was my age when I saw it, but to me I don't care what's in the books - the Lynch movie is what the Dune universe is to me

      Good grief, this is like saying Cheeze Whiz is what defines cheese for you. I'm sorry for you.

    56. Re:Hmmm... by kent_eh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Dune series was the biggest test for my "if I start a series, I finish it" rule.

      Clearly you never read Mission Earth
      I think I've only ever met 1 person stubborn enough to finish them all. I gave up after 4 books.

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    57. Re:Hmmm... by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

      The movie version started with a voice-over prologue, which is a bad sign. Generally, if you feel you need to include one, you could be introducing the story's concepts in a clearer way, or your story is too complicated, or it's starting in the wrong place. That movie doesn't even get the characters to Dune for over half an hour!

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    58. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I like the idea of exploring the rise and fall of a messiah and how his life and teachings become twisted by his followers. I'm sure this sort of tale has been told before but Dune is the first time I encountered it."

      Just about any religion today has that going for it. It would be hard to find any follower that hasn't twisted the original message somehow. Some more than others, and the ones in power, the leaders, border more on perversion than just twisted.

    59. Re:Hmmm... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I think Dune its self is a decent read.
      If you intend to read the universe though, the middle (god emperor or the book immediately preceding, don't remember) is a really slow read. To me the entire universe volume describes a nearly perfect bathtub curve of reading enjoyment. Thing is, the universe is so rich and complex (like Heinlein's future history), that tons of backstory is required for the end story to be capable of its full enjoyment...

      did any of that make sense?
      -nB

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    60. Re:Hmmm... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      The two attempts thus far have been failures to my mind. Lynch's movie had the "feel" of Dune, but as far as the script goes, it sucked really bad (which is strange, considering Herbert had substantial influence over the final product). The miniseries stuck more closely to the story, but the acting was bloody wooden. If you could have mixed Lynch's visuals and actors with the miniseries script, I think you would have had Dune down pat.

      As far as the David Lynch version goes, it depends on whether you are talking about the 2-hour version that he tried to disown or the nearly 4-hour version that he originally made. The extended version is actually quite good and was the only one I had watched for years. Someone convinced me to watch the two-hour version just for shits and giggles, and I turned to the worthless bastard when it was over and asked "What the hell was that???!!!"

      You're right about the mini-series, though. Casting William Hurt as Duke Leto was probably the worst casting decision since Keanu Reeves played the Buddha (or anything else, for that matter). But you're certainly right. If we could simply have had the cast of David Lynch's version play the mini-series, we would have had a kick-ass version of Dune.

    61. Re:Hmmm... by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jackson:
              * Dune (1965)
              * Dune Messiah (1969)
      Warchowski brothers:
              * Children of Dune (1976)
              * God Emperor of Dune (1981)
      Zack Snyder:
              * Heretics of Dune (1984)
              * Chapterhouse Dune (1985)

      filmed simultaneously as 2 or three movies of 150 min each for each book as needed. Different actors for each director (age appropriate, eases the logistics of concurrent filming). Draconian scriptwriter editor for continuity of theme.

      That should be a total of 15 movies each 2.5 hours. I think I would be in nirvana.

      Honestly, not Dune specifically, but I *wish so hard* that just once a studio would grow the balls to do one of the great sci-fi stories in that level of detail, even if it was one book (Friday comes to mind for a single book).

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    62. Re:Hmmm... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      good, 'cause I'm kicking sand in your face if you stay. Now GTFO my spice patch.
      -nB

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    63. Re:Hmmm... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      (Faramir in the second film put me off watching the third one entirely)

      If you ever change your mind, do yourself a favor and go straight to the extended version. The theatrical cut was by far the worst of the three films, but the extended version brings it up to at least the level of the second one.

      It still has (huge) problems, but fewer of them.

    64. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the idea of exploring the rise and fall of a messiah and how his life and teachings become twisted by his followers. I'm sure this sort of tale has been told before but Dune is the first time I encountered it.

      Story of Christianity?

    65. Re:Hmmm... by grouchomarxist · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he meant Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

    66. Re:Hmmm... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I think you're the first person I've seen express a view so similar to my own on the series.

      I like it up to and including God Emperor. The end of that book seems like the end to the overall arc to me. The two after just take away from that, IMO, and are 100% unnecessary (not to mention 100% crappy).

    67. Re:Hmmm... by flyneye · · Score: 2

      I agree, though many prefer the images in their mind from the book. The laughable statement in this story is "he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness." You might as well try to disguise Mt. Rushmore and pass it off as a monument to the Marx Bros. as try to rid anyones mind of images put there by David Lynch.
      Examples:
      1. The infanticide scene from Eraserhead
      2. John Merricks face in The Elephant Man
      3. "In Dreams" lip synch sequence from Blue Velvet
      4. Lost Highway
      5. The man behind the jack in the box from Mullholland Drive.

      Lord help our sanity if Lynch ever does 3D.

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    68. Re:Hmmm... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ironically, Frank Herbert seems to be one of the movie's biggest fans*. Perhaps he understood that a movie is by nature a different form of story-telling than a book and that a direct translation is not always the best solution.

      Agreed. Expecting the movie version of a book, especially one as complex as Dune, to be a faithful copy of the original is a bit like expecting the sculpture version of a symphony to be a faithful copy. A novel is not a movie script, much less a novel. And frankly, despite some excesses, Lynch's version is, as the original poster said, pretty faithful to the "feel" of the novel.

      Where Lynch's version goes wrong is that it makes it seem like the story is all about Paul Atreides and that the Bene Gesserit are just some minor detail on the side, which is actually the reverse of the emphasis in the series of novels as a whole: Paul is just one of many tools of the Bene Gesserit in a series of stories that are, in the end, all about the Bene Gesserit. That said, I'm not sure how you could tell that story within the brief confines of a movie. We are, after all, talking about a novel that spends the first hundred and fifty pages just introducing the major characters and themes.

      I will give Lynch's version this much: prior to seeing it, I had tried on three separate occasions to get through the confusing tedium of those first hundred and fifty pages and given up. After I saw the movie, I was motivated to make a fourth attempt and ended up reading the book in its entirety that weekend, and then read the remaining books, one per day, over the next week. (I was a freshman in high school at the time -- I wish I had that kind of time to read now.) And yes, it was immediately obvious how far from the novel the movie was, but considered as a thing in itself, the movie is actually not bad at all. It's visually stunning, has some first rate actors, and has some genuinely stirring moments.

      The people who bitch the loudest about Lynch's adaptation of Dune will be the ones begging for mercy when someone finally does a faithful adaptation of God Emperor of Dune. I'd love to pitch that to the studios: "It's a good six seasons worth of a human-sandworm hybrid sitting in a hole in the ground, thinking to himself, until the climactic final episode when he knowingly allows himself to be lured to the surface by a cute chick and he falls to his death from a bridge. And for a followup, we have easily another ten seasons of the spinoff series, Everyone Kills Duncan Idaho. It's television gold, I tell ya!"

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    69. Re:Hmmm... by pjbgravely · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with Patrick Stewart being in the movie was that he was playing an "ugly lump of a man". P.H. Moriarty fit better but still not ugly enough.

      In the Children of Dune miniseries Jessica, Idaho, and Stilgar were played by different actors. The first miniseries would have been better with the later actors in my opinion.

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    70. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. I saw the 1984 movie before reading the book, and I thought that the imagery was great. The acting was good (just look at the cast). However, after I read the book, there was a lot missing/altered.

      In the intervening years before "sciffy's" version of Dune, I have read all the books (some multiple times) and I wouldn't doubt I read the first book anywhere between 8-12 times. Sciffy's version was much closer to the original in terms of actual plot, however, the acting was horrendous. I think it was a 3-part series, and I think I turned it off midway through the 2nd part I was so disgusted with the acting. I recall once scene where Gurney Halleck was describing his hate of the Harkonens. In the post-Frank Herbert books, you get the backstory as to Gurney Halleck, which really brings a lot more color to his extreme hatred. However, the actor portraying Halleck could have just as well been saying "I really hate green beans" for all the emotion he put into it.

      Also, I really hated Paul's portrayal as some tortured adolescent soul. The Paul of the books was as trained, (mostly) cold and calculated person as you could ever find. Paul was never to be just an average teenager caught up in terrible events. His was trained his entire life to become a demigod (although those training him didn't realize it at the time), and it was because of that training the Fremen quickly realized that he wasn't just the Duke's son.

      3-D in avatar was great because of the scenery. However, Dune is desolate, and I don't think 3-D is really going to bring that out much more. If they promote the new movie mostly on the basis of 3D, then it is because they are hiding a weak movie.

    71. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except that in the miniseries Duncan was killed by a missile! What the shit is that? He was supposed to have died singlehandedly slaying like 17 Sardaukar in personal combat so that Paul and Jessica could escape. At least in the Lynch version he killed a couple of guys before biting it.

      Since Duncan is indisputably the central character of the Dune universe, I took great issue with that plot change.

    72. Re:Hmmm... by mweather · · Score: 2, Funny

      We could get Tim Burton and make them all the same midget.

    73. Re:Hmmm... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 4, Funny

      True. Let us slay the infidel honorably. Draw thine knife, kafir!

    74. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [I don't know why slashdot doesn't remember my login, but n/m.]
      What words did he create? Plasteel? Lasguns? Stillsuit? Sandworm?
      Oh I see you mean Kwisatz Haderach! This was a totally new concept, so he had the right to give it a unique name.
      Apart from what needed to be named afresh, he kept to common language. Like Emperor, Duke, Baron, Space Navigators etc.
      Your argument is invalid, sir.

    75. Re:Hmmm... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      psychically invisible Jews

      All I know is, that's freaking awesome. Nobody expects the Jewish Inquisition!

    76. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just my two cents.

      Keep them.

    77. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it was an Alan Smithee film.

    78. Re:Hmmm... by VincentFreeman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Excuse me, but I'm calling serious bullshit on that!

      You call bullshit? Alright, I'll raise one interview with Frank Herbert & David Lynch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zw10o48NoE

      Give it a good listen. Fascinating stuff.

    79. Re:Hmmm... by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, Frank Herbert seems to be one of the movie's biggest fans*.

      You're going to need a much better citation than the one provided. The quote you provided simply says that Dune was very much in the news that year (which it was). It in no way implies any affinity for the movie by Herbert.

      In the introduction to Eye, his collection of short stories, Herbert expresses regret that some scenes were left on the cutting room floor. I happen to believe he was being diplomatic, but he certainly wasn't praising the film. He could've done that more effectively by not referencing the cut scenes, had he chosen to do so.

    80. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The acting in Lynch's Dune was spot on. The casting was perfect. The costumes and scale of the thing were right. If he'd had millions more I think he could have told the complete Dune story. It's as if the studio just couldn't make a 6 hour movie because that kind of thing wasn't done back then. A few years later Gettysburg proved that people will sit through a long costume drama. Then along came Peter Jackson and proved you could make money making an epic like LotR.

      The Sci-Fi Dune left me cold. I couldn't help thinking that Lynch had captured the granduer of the Dune universe much better.

      I await a proper telling of the Dune Trilogy just as I await a proper telling of StarShip Troopers and Ender's Game and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    81. Re:Hmmm... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to add that The Man From Earth is available on Netflix streaming and disc.

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    82. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then it's Starcraft?

    83. Re:Hmmm... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Really, why do people think Dune was such a great novel in the first place? I wouldn't even rank it in the top 10 sci-fi books I've read. There were some cool elements of the universe, some cool plot points, and that's sort of it. The Lynch movie had some great visual elements, some very cool moments, and was otherwise kind of "meh" - I mean, I enjoyed it, but wouldn't rush to watch it again.

      Maybe I just didn't get Frank Herbert. Oh yeah, and the other Dune books just got worse after the first one (I think I read one or two more).

    84. Re:Hmmm... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Your argument is invalid, sir.

      You assume I'm referring to Dune. I don't recall the title, but the first chapter was so unreadable because of all the random terms that I gave up in disgust. Perhaps Dune is written better... I never bothered to find out.

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    85. Re:Hmmm... by Mike610544 · · Score: 1

      but to really understand the details you need to know so much backstory that even after reading it 2 or 3 times I can't relate it.

      Think about how much more detail there is in LOTR. Those movies were well received by fans and newcomers alike. Admittedly in Dune some of the more esoteric stuff is central to the plot, so it's probably harder to pull off.

      The David Lynch version is one of my favorite movies of all time (Paul riding the worm with Brian Eno/Toto backing him up is pretty sweet) but I can see how it wouldn't resonate with someone who hadn't read the book. That Scifi channel thing was IMHO an example of how to fail by being overly faithful to the details of the source material and missing the spirit of it.

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    86. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually feel that God Emperor of Dune was the strongest book, while Dune was the weakest. It's a shame because out of everyone I have ever met who has read any of the books, most have only read the first and don't know what they are missing. My personal ranking would be God Emperor, Chapterhouse, Heretics, Messiah, Children and Dune. I would encourage anyone who had an interest enough to read just the first book to grab the rest of them. They are well worth it.

      Avoid any of the books written by Kevin Anderson and Brian Herbert. Those books were obviously written solely for money and not because the writers have any genuine love for what they do. I read House Atreides and half of House Harkonnen before I became utterly disgusted and threw them away.

    87. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My whole town full of geeks loved it

      Pray, tell us where this town is located?

    88. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I just didn't get Frank Herbert.

      Yup. It's probably genetic, so you mustn't blame yourself.

    89. Re:Hmmm... by NetNed · · Score: 1

      he runs away and hides with crazy cave-people who drink their own piss

      Bear Grylls is in it?

    90. Re:Hmmm... by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      Harkonen Trooper: "Now, if I go into that spice crawler over there... will I find a bill of sale for these thropters?"

      Fremen played by Tim Burton: "Utinni!"

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    91. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moment where Alia is in the court with Harkonen before the return of Muad'dib, and she screams out "MY BROTHER COMES!" was just brilliant.

      I had rather hoped she would say it softly, but that line is the best three words Frank Herbert ever wrote. It sends chills down my spine.

      No film without that line is worthy of being called Dune.

    92. Re:Hmmm... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      yeah, it was the one before god emperor, Children of Dune. I felt like I was slogging through mud to get through parts of it, but you could clearly tell it was setting all the elements on the stage for a great scene just around the corner.

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    93. Re:Hmmm... by tylernt · · Score: 1

      The story was also retold quite well in The Man From Earth. If you have not seen it, read nothing more but just rent it and watch it cold. You will thank me later.

      No, we will not thank you but curse your name. The Man From Earth is a steaming pile of poor acting and boring script. Interesting premise, sure, but your 87 minutes are far better spent elsewhere... such as removing your liver with a spoon.

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    94. Re:Hmmm... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      There was some trivia aired around the Lynch movie saying that 8 hours was cut from the film.

      I just wonder if making a re-cut of the film would make more sense when it comes to the plot. (if the material still exists.)

      Anyway - the "feeling" of the Lynch film is "Dune", but you will need to read the book to appreciate it. Of course - the sandworms were poorly done, which is sad, but a bad special effect doesn't cause the whole film to go bad. The acting was really good, and with nerve. But considering the actors Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard), Linda Hunt (Hetty in NCIS LA), Max von Sydow (Emperor Ming, and playing chess with Death in The Seventh Seal) and Sting (The Police) you had really something to go on. Mind that Patrick Stewart wasn't Captain Picard yet.

      And yes - I have seen the miniseries too, and that was just flat. No real feeling to it all.

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    95. Re:Hmmm... by oatworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah - bring in Paul Verhoeven. Starship Troopers clearly showed that he knows a thing or two about tastefully sticking to source material while bringing in excitement, explosions, and nudity.

    96. Re:Hmmm... by oatworm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Easy - it's complicated and bizarre enough where you think you're smarter for saying you like it. I mean, anyone can understand Go Dog, Go. There's no challenge in that. Dune, on the other hand, is more cryptic than the Biblical Book of Isaiah, and that was nothing more than the deranged ramblings of a madman.

      I kid - sort of.

      The thing about Dune and the rest of the series is that it gives you an absolutely huge, intricate universe on a silver platter. It's not just huge in a spatial sense - it's huge in a temporal sense. There are actions that happened thousands of years in the past in the series that are still relevant in the "present" and affect the timeline thousands of years into the future. The spatial universe occupies the better part of the galaxy, yet everything revolves around a single planet. Consequently, there are more than enough wrinkles in the universe to get lost in, which a lot of people find incredible and fascinating. Of course, character development takes a bit of a back seat as a result, and is frequently only expressable through the universe's backstory (go ahead, explain Lady Jessica without describing the Bene Gesserit), but there's more than enough there there to keep you distracted from the worst of that.

      With all that said, though, I have to admit - I made it through God Emperor of Dune, then forced my way through Heretics of Dune. By that point, I was done. It just didn't feel like Dune anymore. I mean, yeah, I understood that Heretics took place thousands of years in the future and was meant to explain off what Leto's Golden Path meant to humanity, why it was really necessary, and some of the consequences (both positive and negative) after his plan came to fruition ("Woo! Humanity isn't reliant on spice anymore! It's expanding and growing and not anywhere near as stagnant! There are ladies that control people with sex now! There are no "central plans" anymore that can control all of humanity! Yeehaw!"), but I just didn't care. I think that was the point for me when the universe just got a little too big.

    97. Re:Hmmm... by shooteur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also felt the same after passing God Emperor of Dune, which I really liked. By the time I started Heretics, I just stopped caring about the story, and the characters (especially an n'th clone of Duncan Idaho again). I did get through Chapterhouse, and still felt the same. I never bothered with any of the KJA/BH additions, I've previously been, told that's been a good idea. I prefered the mini series to the film version, especially the Children of Dune sequel made. A new film is welcome, but I wouldn't expect it to be any different from the previous attempts.

    98. Re:Hmmm... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      The miniseries stuck more closely to the story, but the acting was bloody wooden.

      Well, for the archetype of wooden acting, just look at Thufir Hawat (Freddie Jones) in Lynch's movie. It's a wooden performance in the petrified forest class.
      Actually, I enjoyed both Lynch's movie and the TV miniseries. There are also some fan-edit versions of the movie which merge footage from the Lynch cut and the Smithee cut with deleted scenes from the DVD release, and resequence them. The fanedit by Spicediver is highly recommended, for instance http://fanedit.org/598/.

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    99. Re:Hmmm... by Lundse · · Score: 1

      Now don't pounce; but for me, Dune is just the original book cover. I hate reading, watching movies and playing video games, but on a good day my eyes can strain themselves through most of a picture. I don't care about the plot, characterisation or theme - just that one picture and the title.

      PS: What are those specks on tops of the worm?

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    100. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't raise after a call.

    101. Re:Hmmm... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Children of Dune was slow but acceptable.
      God Emperor really could have been summed up in one chapter.

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    102. Re:Hmmm... by spongman · · Score: 1

      Lotr started with a monlogue much longer than dune's. Granted, it was done much better, but a monologue does not necessarily kill a move. Raising Arizona's another good example.

    103. Re:Hmmm... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Here's something you'll enjoy, then; There are no wierding modules in the book. The Fremen fight with knives carved from the teeth of sandworms.

      Mind-rending, isn't it...

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    104. Re:Hmmm... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      crazy cave-people who drink their own piss

      At least they don't have to drink Miller Lite.

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    105. Re:Hmmm... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Lynch's movie had the "feel" of Dune, but as far as the script goes, it sucked really bad (which is strange, considering Herbert had substantial influence over the final product).

      Have you read any of Frank Herbert's dialogue?

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    106. Re:Hmmm... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      I guess it must be some kind of underground settlement. There's no basement that could hold a whole town's-worth of people.

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    107. Re:Hmmm... by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      The film started the same way as the book, the book being an historical account by Irulan.

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    108. Re:Hmmm... by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Lynch did a credible 'feel' to it - good enough that they reused it in Dune: Emperor and it worked fairly well.
      I'm a massive fan of Dune, and ... would like to see a film that did it justice - I just don't think that the book can make the transition and still be good.
      Then again, Peter Jackson proved me wrong with Lord of the Rings, so maybe it can be done.
      I mean, Lynch's original had 8 hours of footage left on the cutting room floor, so y'know.
      It's something that can work as 3D, but I don't actually think the visuals are what 'makes' Dune - I quite like the miniseries, for all the (obvious) low budget there. The acting suffered somewhat, but the general multi part, several hours approach worked a lot better than a film ever could I think.

    109. Re:Hmmm... by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you seen Avatar at all? 3D wasn't used as a gimmick there. Avatar used 3D as a TOOL.

      Sure, because Avatar was hugely original and would have stood up on the strength of its story alone.

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    110. Re:Hmmm... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      You mean like Alien? Or did you mean something more like the Matrix?

      I suppose you also find Blade Runner unoriginal since it is just another noir detective story?

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    111. Re:Hmmm... by TqUhpiQaw · · Score: 1

      I got hooked on Dune after reading the first book, and kept going relentlessly to the bitter (may Shai Hulud rot Brian Herbert's writing hand forever) end. Herbert was the first writer I red whos mind I coudn't anticipate and guess the ending halfway through (Asimov, I'm looking at you), and IMO one of the most intelligent and thought-provoking in all sci-fi. The Lynch movie had the atmosphere down pat, so I was willing to forgive it the buggering it gave the story, in fact it's still in my permanent collection.

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    112. Re:Hmmm... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      No, no and no.

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    113. Re:Hmmm... by CoonAss56 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I read the original Dune in *cough* 1966. One of the best fleshed out stories, not just sci-fi story.
      I really do hope the movie does the novels justice because the environment is so deep.

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    114. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that showed him. Is he also a poopy head?

    115. Re:Hmmm... by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about: It was written in 1965, and still somehow manages to be more visionary than almost all Sci Fi since?
      For me, I really liked the epic feel to it. Yes, it's a word that gets overused. And yet Dune is set in a distant future, and somehow manages to make you _believe_ that's so - that there are organizations that have been scheming for millenia to set all the pieces in place for something, and that there could have been a rise and fall of the technology.
      Actually, the thing I really like is it's complete lack of computers - not a single one - the book was written at about a point where computers were starting to become something that was 'known', and yet Herbert came up with the notion that a 'machine mind' was an abomination, and there was the 'butlerian jihad' which threw it all out.
      But you've also got a lot of religion in there - The Fremen, for example are Zen Sunni - in which there's been an extrapolation of Sunni Muslim, and Zen Buddhism, and that's gone to underpin their culture and their outlook.
      All through the book, the you see the reflection of the sheer depth of the setting that Herbert created, and something that's consistent and actually makes you feel that that's how a distant future of humanity _could_ look.
      And the idea of a Mentat is still one I really like.
      I'd say a lot of the current Sci Fi and Fantasy genres owe rather a lot to Dune.

    116. Re:Hmmm... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Having read the book(s), the confusing plot wasn't a problem. What I had a problem with was that the Fremen weren't dried-out looking, and they had exposed skin. For a movie that was obviously made for nerds, these were glaring errors.

    117. Re:Hmmm... by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government."

      That's so 1990.
      This is 2010:
      "Drug-funded religious terrorists led by charismatic, evasive leader hiding in desert caves attacks and successfully overthrows hegemonic commercially-based government." ...on that basis, I'm surprised the books haven't been banned.

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    118. Re:Hmmm... by KnownIssues · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's the article's TITLE, not Herbert's quote! The point of a citation is to tell you how to find the reference, not to reproduce the reference itself. But, so that you might easily see it with your own two eyes, here is the link to the full article: http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20088153,00.html

      And in case you're too lazy to do that, the actual quote:

      It's rare to find an author who feels that a director hasn't massacred his work, but after seeing a rough cut of Dune, Herbert is pleased. "They've got it. It begins as Dune does. And I hear my dialogue all the way through. There are some interpretations and liberties, but you're gonna come out knowing you've seen Dune." His reaction to the rock singer Sting, who plays the villainous Feyd-Raucha, "Ah, he can act!" As for those infamous sandworms, created by John (Star Wars) Dykstra and Carlo (E.T.) Rambaldi, Herbert was impressed: "They're realistic and scary. These are no Japanese monsters rising out from the deep to eat Kyoto."

      There you go, Herbert's words, in his own words, from the words he used himself. Wish I had thought to take the time to do that to begin with.

    119. Re:Hmmm... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I think he meant Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

      So would I. But the GGP (or whatever) is right about the plot being confusing. I never did get the hang of it, but that might be partly because it used to be my practice to drop 50 or 60 tabs of acid before watching it. :-P

      Haven't done it for a long time, but I used to really love that stuff. (Incidentally, for the benefit of the uninformed, it isn't really possible to OD on LSD - an increase in dose just prolongs the best and most intense part of the trip.)

    120. Re:Hmmm... by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 1

      I read them all. In my defense I was 13 at the time. I also rather quickly realized that they were propaganistic drivel, but was compelled to keep reading to find out what happened (as in Battlefield Earth, there was a semi-compelling story buried in all the crap). Frankly, I wish I hadn't.

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    121. Re:Hmmm... by SillySilly · · Score: 1

      That would be easy, just get George Lucas to do it.

      NO! Call Michael Bay!

      Surely you meant Uwe Boll?

      /me ducks

    122. Re:Hmmm... by aitikin · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the link. I was having trouble finding said article. Makes sense now where you're coming from, but still, based on my interpretation of the inflections conveyed, it comes across as satisfaction, not fandom to me.

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    123. Re:Hmmm... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with Cheeze Whiz?

      They managed to put cheese in a can and have it be easily dispensable. They perfected cheese!

    124. Re:Hmmm... by Terrin2k · · Score: 1

      If only I had mod points. Well played, sir.

    125. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, Pocahontas: Rise of the Smurfs wasn't an engaging enough story for you?

    126. Re:Hmmm... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed it as a story, as well as the visual spectacle. Its pacing was better than Dances with Wolves, even if the story isn't all that different. I'm after entertainment, not necessarily originality. Both together is best, but I'll settle for the former. I've seen some dreadfully original or "creative" movies that failed completely to entertain me (Mulholland Drive, for example).

      The movie was spectacular without 3D, as I haven't seen it in 3D yet. The Navi could have been people in blue paint and I'd have liked it pretty much just as much -- the breathtaking parts for me were the bioluminescent flora and the breathtaking landscape views.

    127. Re:Hmmm... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      So we will never have a decent diagram of the plot then?

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    128. Re:Hmmm... by d34dluk3 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Avatar at all? 3D wasn't used as a gimmick there. Avatar used 3D as a TOOL.

      Sure, because Avatar was hugely original and would have stood up on the strength of its story alone.

      Yes, to some degree. It obviously wouldn't have been the ultramegahit it was, but I would have enjoyed it, even though I've already seen Pocahontas.

      It would have been successful, just not as. Which fits "tool" more than "gimmick" in my mind.

    129. Re:Hmmm... by kazagistar · · Score: 0

      Hahahaha! But no, seriously, Avatar is so unoriginal it is absurd. I laughed at half the lines, and nearly every plot "twist" was predictable beforehand.

    130. Re:Hmmm... by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      Starship Troopers clearly showed that he knows a thing or two about tastefully sticking to source material while bringing in excitement, explosions, and nudity.

      Nice post. Having read the book after seeing the movie, I was shocked at how screwed up the movie was. Main movie character(at least by name) dying in the first few pages of the book. Alien Race completely missing from the movie. No Mobile suits...

    131. Re:Hmmm... by Huzzah! · · Score: 1

      Deep Roy rules!

    132. Re:Hmmm... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is very possible to overdose on LSD. It isn't fatal, but just becasue it doesn't kill you doesn't mean you didn't take too much. You also have to remember that in increase in dose will also prolong the worst and most intense part of the trip as well.

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    133. Re:Hmmm... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      And yes, it was immediately obvious how far from the novel the movie was, but considered as a thing in itself, the movie is actually not bad at all. It's visually stunning, has some first rate actors, and has some genuinely stirring moments.

      I read the book first, and then saw the movie (many years after it came out), and I still think the movie was good. Then again, I'm not one of those people who thinks a movie adaptation shouldn't involve any adaptation. Plus, "My name is a killing word" is one of the most bad-ass things anyone has ever said on film.

      And for a followup, we have easily another ten seasons of the spinoff series, Everyone Kills Duncan Idaho. It's television gold, I tell ya!"

      OMG. I just had the greatest idea ever. River Tam Beats Up the Duncan Idahos.

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    134. Re:Hmmm... by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      I think there are better ways to do exposition than with a long voice-over. And I don't think the voice-over in the movie made that much of a difference, anyway. It looked like they were just trying to use it as a shortcut to setting up the story. A better idea would've been to start the story 20 minutes earlier and have dialogue that did the exposition for you.

    135. Re:Hmmm... by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up for that post, if I hadn't already commented on the story. :)

    136. Re:Hmmm... by starflt · · Score: 1
      Don't forget Alejandro Jodorowsky's Dune-that-never-was. On the plus side, we would have gotten a Pink Floyd soundtrack. On the other hand, Salvador Dali as insane robotic emperor Shaddam IV with toilet as throne, and Jessica impregnated by Leto's severed testicle via a bull's horn in the corrida.

      http://www.duneinfo.com/unseen/jodorowsky.asp

    137. Re:Hmmm... by starflt · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter...

    138. Re:Hmmm... by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      From the comments in the book where this is first done, ISTM that no-one had thought of doing that before. Presumably if the crusade hadn't swept across the galaxy, the anti-nuke treaty amongst the nobility would have been updated to include lasgun bombs.

      And all the nobles had nuclear weapons, they just didn't use them because of an agreement that if anyone used them first (or possibly only used them on another's world, I forget), all the other nobles would be required to attack the one responsible.

    139. Re:Hmmm... by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      That's no dune!

    140. Re:Hmmm... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So would I. But the GGP (or whatever) is right about the plot being confusing.

      There was an old joke that a TV station ran a competition where you had to explain what Dune was about.

      David Lynch entered and came eighth.

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    141. Re:Hmmm... by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      To be fair, most of Heinlein's source material WAS excitement, explosions and nudity.

  2. Nice! by pwnies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice! I cant wait for a sci-fi movie that's entirely done in 3D where the main character bonds with an idigenous species who dwell on a planet that has a resource unobtainable anywhere else in the universe! They should get James Cameron to direct it!

    1. Re:Nice! by cohensh · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can take blue spice eyes to a whole new level. Blue spice people!

    2. Re:Nice! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Funny
      You forgot "gains the trust of the indigenous populations and rebels against the imperialist ruling establishment exploiting said resource in a holy war."

      The difference in Dune is that only the eyes are blue.

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    3. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking? I'd love to see hollywood do a film like that and not make it into a complete pile of shit.
      I figure they've only got 12 or 13 more attempts before they have to re-shoot all the current films in 4D.

    4. Re:Nice! by KnownIssues · · Score: 1

      You know, until you put it that way, it really wasn't so transparent to me. Now, it's like, duh!

    5. Re:Nice! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Somewhere in Colorado, Cartman is screaming: "God, DAMNIT!"

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    6. Re:Nice! by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pshaw! Who'd ever go to see a movie like that? That's crazy talk!

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    7. Re:Nice! by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

      Dune->Dances With Wolves->Pocahontas->Avatar->Dune They've done the past, the future, space, jungle, prairies, desert. I'm guessing Pierre Morel will do a re-boot, as a prequel, set in a retro-future that resembles 18th century earth, but in water environment with indigenous high-sea pirates and giant killer jellyfish.

    8. Re:Nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dune was a little more complicated than that. Paul Atreides didn't "rebel" against anyone; he fought against the Harkonnens (a rival clan) and their ally, the Emperor. He never betrayed his own feudal clan, the Atreides; they were betrayed by the Emperor.

      Moreover, in Avatar, there was no "holy war", only a war of self-preservation. The humans wanted to eliminate or displace the natives, the natives didn't want to move or be killed off, so they fought back. The motivations for the Fremen to ally with Paul Atreides were more complicated than that.

    9. Re:Nice! by skine · · Score: 1

      I can't wait for a Sci-Fi movie to do that either, but idk about Cameron.

    10. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://failblog.org/2010/01/10/avatar-plot-fail/

    11. Re:Nice! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0
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    12. Re:Nice! by xTantrum · · Score: 1

      Morel also reveals that 'It's the kind of movie that has the scope to be 3D.'

      christ here we go. New 'inovative', 'hot' motion picture technology comes out and now every body in the industry wants to use it. Anyone remember when almost every commercial and show just had to have a 'bullet time' scene? C'mon hollywood 3D ain't that great, its not for every scene and for god's sake do something about those glasses!

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    13. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just did. It was called 'Tree'

    14. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was much more a holy war than one of self-preservation - the humans didn't really want the Na'vi dead and the Na'vi could have gone
      somewhere else - there were other Na'vi tribes on the planet.
      They were fighting to preserve ( and maintain their nearness ) to the Tree of Voices and the Tree of Souls - their closest
      connections to their deceased and to their goddess.

    15. Re:Nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It was much more a holy war than one of self-preservation - the humans didn't really want the Na'vi dead and the Na'vi could have gone
      somewhere else - there were other Na'vi tribes on the planet.

      Yeah, I'm sure the Indians on the Trail of Tears didn't mind moving either.

      The humans saw the Na'vi as little better than cockroaches, and treated them the same way when they got in the way.

      They were fighting to preserve ( and maintain their nearness ) to the Tree of Voices and the Tree of Souls - their closest
      connections to their deceased and to their goddess.

      They were fighting to preserve their entire ecology. The humans wouldn't have stopped with just one mining site, they would have continued until the moon was completely plundered.

    16. Re:Nice! by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 5, Funny

      No...that's not crazy talk.

      THIS is crazy talk:

      Ostrich muffins creme-filled tires blue basket marshmallow glimmer frog Natalie fried-rice puppy barrel monkey!!!

    17. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to respectfully disagree, but but not in my old had with Mira black sweater frog! Old cadmium, grandmother's father, has a chest nose eye over the red ruby candy man. Palladium?

    18. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly "little better than cockroaches". Otherwise it would have gone something more like this

      "Oh, the natives aren't agreeing with us? Time for kinetic bombardment"

      *boomboomboomboomboom*

      "Well, there went the incredibly toxic and dangerous ecology. Time to harvest this planet."

      It's more like this.

      "Hey, guys, our planet is dying. We need this metal that's only found on your planet."
      "You can't have it."
      "But we'll give you the benefits of our advanced scientific knowledge! Set up a school, and spend billions of dollars just so you won't freak out so much when talking with us."
      "You still can't have it."
      "We'll buy it from you."
      "You still can't have it."
      "You guys don't realize, the continued survival of our species depends upon it."
      "You still can't have it. Oh, and by the way, we'll start attacking you and drive off anyone you send in an attempt at diplomacy"
      "That's it, you guys are dicks. We gave you a chance, but if you're going to keep being like that, we can't trade the future existence of our species for your 'not wanting to move your village to a slightly different location'. We tried to be nice, but you've refused any attempts at nonviolent methods."

    19. Re:Nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Haha. I guess you think what was done to the Native Americans and Aboriginal Australians was OK too.

      Here's a hint: just because someone else has something you think you need, and won't give it to you, doesn't give you the right to take it by force. If they won't let you have it, then you need to find it somewhere else, or find a way to do without. Not fucking up your planet would have been a good start. Why should anyone help you out now that you've proven you can't properly manage what you have? You'll just screw up anything else you're given.

      Basically, you're advocating giving money to a drug addict, hoping he'll be able to improve his situation, even though he keeps spending the money on more drugs.

      As for something being found only on one planet (or moon, more accurately), that's BS. Humans in Avatar didn't have superluminal spacecraft; they were just lucky they found their precious material on a moon in the closest star system to their own. And how would they have known to look for it if they didn't already find it somewhere else? But this is all moot with my above point. It's never OK to steal.

      Also, the humans probably would have had a lot better luck with the Na'vi if they tried using less-invasive mining techniques instead of strip-mining. Here in Arizona, we've got thousands of abandoned mines all over the place, and you can't tell because all that's visible from the surface is a mine shaft (basically a small hole in the ground). The only mining places that are really ugly are the modern mines, because they gave up on 1800s-style mining and went to strip-mining. The strip-mines you can easily see on Google Earth. The abandoned mine shafts from pre-1950 don't show up at all.

    20. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The motivations for the Fremen to ally with Paul Atreides were more complicated than that.

      Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter -- especially if you plan to compare and contrast Avatar and Dune with Dances with Wolves and Ferngully. :)

    21. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I have five thousand hospitals full of people dying of cancer.

      Buried underneath your house is a magical metal that cures cancer.

      Is it wrong for me to take it from you, after I repeatedly ask you for it, and you deny every offer I make? Am I supposed to just sit around watching people die because you're too lazy get off your ass and move to the house next door?

    22. Re:Nice! by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      Dune->Dances With Wolves->Fern Gully->Pocahontas->Avatar->Dune

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    23. Re:Nice! by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      Yes. It is mine to do with as I wish. Offer me a fair price and see what I do. OK, now offer me a what you genuinely believe to be a fair price. If I decline that it's a safe bet that our values are not the same. That you can't grasp that is abundantly clear in your equating my house with "the house next door". There are things about my house that I value far higher than anything you can offer me. I am dumbfounded that you are so dim as to even try to buy me off.
      Oh, and by the way, since the dying people are dying because of your doings in the first place, the whole guilt trip thing is also a waste of time. Clean up your own fucking mess.

    24. Re:Nice! by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      +++ Out of cheese error. Redo from start. +++

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    25. Re:Nice! by Evtim · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the "profits" of civilization were so good why almost 100% of all the destroyed and assimilated tribal cultures on Earth fought to the death instead of happily joining the club...you show total ignorance in history, anthropology, sociology and most distressing, you show complete lack of sense...

      BTW, assume for the sake of decency that I have just called you every name you can imagine my post. I am from eastern Europe - we are champions in swearing over there. Still your posts are so appalling that even my substantial arsenal of swear words betrayed me for a moment. If the majority of humans still think like this I am looking around for "End of the world" button. Gosh, I think your posts can convince CERN's scientists to create not-so-small black hole after all...

    26. Re:Nice! by evocarti · · Score: 1

      Good points! Adding one: 'unobtanium' was never implied to be essential to the basic functioning of all of civilization, like melange. Avatar corporation was just greedy and bastardly.... while the Emperor was using political tools and general skullduggery to do what he thought was best for the empire.

    27. Re:Nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Adding one: 'unobtanium' was never implied to be essential to the basic functioning of all of civilization, like melange.

      Yeah, that's true now that you mention it. It was just really, really valuable for some reason, which wasn't expanded on. Sorta like gold.

    28. Re:Nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      BTW, assume for the sake of decency that I have just called you every name you can imagine my post. I am from eastern Europe - we are champions in swearing over there. Still your posts are so appalling that even my substantial arsenal of swear words betrayed me for a moment. If the majority of humans still think like this I am looking around for "End of the world" button. Gosh, I think your posts can convince CERN's scientists to create not-so-small black hole after all...

      I'm wondering if the majority of humans think like this, or if it's just some places like America and China. It's very depressing.

      (I'm American, BTW).

    29. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natalie?! Did somebody say Natalie Portman?!

    30. Re:Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Eminent Domain.

    31. Re:Nice! by iamnotaclown · · Score: 1

      Monkey banana raffle!

  3. Could this mean... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    and recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness

    No more weirding modules? Pretty please?

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  4. Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by proslack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Alternatively, they could use Frank Herbert's screenplay that he wrote for the original Dune movie (rejected for length; hardly an issue given the length of recent epics). That would arguably be closest to his own vision.

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    1. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 3, Funny

      I keep trying to imagine Dune like Lord of the Rings but I keep needing to interrupt myself to go to the bathroom...

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    2. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't necessarily make the best movie, though. Writing a good book and writing a good screenplay are two totally different beasts.

    3. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Vaphell · · Score: 2, Funny

      you need a fremen suit, duh...

    4. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Trebawa · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what stillsuits are for.

    5. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The whole problem is time. A book could pretty much serve as a screenplay if people didn't mind spending 20 hours watching a movie (it could even be divided into episodes, like a mini-series). The problem is that they always want movies to fit into neat little 90-120 minute long pieces, and it's hard to tell a complex story in that short amount of time.

      This is the whole reason that novels frequently don't make good movies, but short stories frequently do.

    6. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      A book could pretty much serve as a screenplay

      Not really. A lot of Dune is internal ruminations by the characters.

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    7. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's true. I guess you could do voice-overs, although that gets annoying quickly.

    8. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Time constraints aren't the whole story. Dialogue frequently needs tweaking to fit the new medium. The same lines that read beautifully in a book will sound clumsy and forced on film. Re-read LOTR sometime and try to picture Ian McKellan up on the screen saying Gandalf's lines, and it will become instantly clear why so much of it was changed for the movies.

    9. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Lynch tried it. It did get annoying.

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    10. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but now that you bring it up, I'm not sure how you'd get around it.

    11. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      (rejected for length; hardly an issue given the length of recent epics).

      Wouldn't it have had a 6 hour running time? That's pretty epic, and the cinemas will lose a lot of ticket sales since they only get half as many showings per screen.

    12. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by buraianto · · Score: 1

      According to Herbert his screenplay was "awful".

      "I did a screenplay and it was awful. It was too long. It lacked the proper visual metaphors. I was too close to the book to be able to see it as a film. David didn't have that problem. Working on this film with David has taught me one great deal about taking the printed word, a screenplay, and making it into a film."

      Right near the end of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rTvjJxUebA&feature=related

    13. Re:Why not just use Herbert's screenplay? by happyfeet2000 · · Score: 1

      As a curious note, before Lynch's version there was an attempt by Jodorowski (El Topo, etc.) with decoration from Dali!

      They run severly overbudget, and the film was cancelled

  5. Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or better by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or better we can do without. 3D is a neat effect at first, but just like explosions don't make Michael Bay movies watchable neither will 3D rescue an abortion of a film.

  6. Meh... by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe, because I was never really into 'Dune' in the first place that's why I'm not really excited one way or another except to say that it's pretty lame to do a remake of a movie that was fine enough the way it was just to be able to slap on some new effects and try and milk a few more dollars out of people so that they can get a rehash of a story they already know. This criticism isn't specific to Dune, but to a bunch of other films as well. Just sayin'.

    1. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dune movie was horrible, so was the mini series.
      I have no hopes for this as it sounds like another special effects crapfest, nevertheless I'm glad someone's trying again.

    2. Re:Meh... by zero_out · · Score: 1

      Except that the movie wan't really Dune. I would compare the book-movie relationship to the Lord of the Rings book saga - Star Wars movie saga relationship. Imagine making the movie Star Wars, but calling it Lord of the Rings, using the name Frodo for Luke, Samwise for R2, Gollum for Yoda, Gandalf for Obi-Wan, Aragorn for Han, Legolas for Leia, Gimli for Chewbacca, a Nazgul for Vader, Sauron for Palpatine... you get the idea. The 1984 Dune movie isn't really Dune, anymore than Avatar is. I'm sure that some would disagree, but that's just my opinion.

    3. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never read any of the Dune books, haven't seen the David Lynch movie, didn't know before this discussion that there was a miniseries, and never even played the C=64 game. Basically, I'm a complete Dune virgin.

      If a new movie comes out, I'll probably go check it out. That might be the point of "rehashing" a story like that — introducing it to those who missed it the first time around (as well as a whole new generation).

  7. Oh, Hubris! by mujadaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness."

    Some of us LIKE that movie. Frankly, no Dune movie can succeed without Brad Dourif.

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    1. Re:Oh, Hubris! by realmolo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Lynch version, as a movie, isn't that great. Though it's definitely worth watching once.

      But the LOOK of it is fucking awesome. It's absolutely perfect. It's going to be hard to beat, purely from a design standpoint. Lynch's vision of decaying/dirty semi-clockwork technology and culture was absolutely spot-on. "Dune" is dirty and creepy and weird (no pun intended). It has to be.

    2. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Shivetya · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that the Lynch film was a closer representation than the SyFy version, which could not even get the hair color of lead characters right.

      Then again, perhaps because of who was on staff for the film.

      I love how all these directors want to fix/do it right/etc... instead of doing the story AS IS.

      Yeah, I think the lynch version was the best by far, though I would prefer the following books more than doing the first again. Though I suppose our modern day sensibilities are not ready for Chapterhouse

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    3. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And some of us don't. It can only get better, since you start watching the Lynch film with the feeling that there is a great story to be told, and when it's run it's course, you feel like after watching any other film he bears the responsibility for - cheated by a film putting "being weird" above the story.

    4. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...not to mention Patrick Stewart...

    5. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Trebawa · · Score: 1

      That doesn't necessarily mean it's bad; just that people should try to forget their preconceived notions of how everything should look.

    6. Re:Oh, Hubris! by pauls2272 · · Score: 1

      I love how all these directors want to fix/do it right/etc... instead of doing the story AS IS.

      I used to think as you do --- Then I saw WATCHMEN...

      Sometimes religiously following the source material doesn't work in a movie.

    7. Re:Oh, Hubris! by hardburn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do people worry about the description of hair color being right? Or Peter Parker being bitten by a genetically engineered spider instead of a radioactive one? Or that the Prince of Persia is wearing the Warrior Within outfit during the Sands of Time setting? Or a thousand other details that mean smeg all to the overall outline of the setting and plot of any adaptation of anything?

      Also, why do I spend so much of my time complaining about people complaining on the Internet?

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    8. Re:Oh, Hubris! by in_fla · · Score: 1

      ... and CGI in Kenneth McMillan as the Baron.

    9. Re:Oh, Hubris! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Also, why do I spend so much of my time complaining about people complaining on the Internet?

      Because you're one of them.

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    10. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is by will alone that i set my mind in motion...

    11. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Majestix · · Score: 1

      The look is really the thing. Having read the book, i went to the theatre looking to see the story's visualization. It is a movie after all.

      The Lynch movie did an admirable job for as complex and far reaching a story as Dune is. The SciFi channel's version was more ambitious but less pleasing.

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    12. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that the Lynch film was a closer representation than the SyFy version

      Wierding modules? The stillsuits in Lynch's didn't even cover their head. The "plot within a plot within a plot", as Herbert put it, is totally missing from 1984 version.

      Herbert seemed to make everything a plot. Neither movie really mentions that their religion is a centuries old plot by the Bene Gesserit to allow the Quisatz Hadderach to gain power when they are successful with their breeding program, which backfired on them.

    13. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree even though it left out the giant squidy thing. Keep the themes, feel, and major plot points but adjust the content to meet current culture.

    14. Re:Oh, Hubris! by SpryGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. And the main problem I had with the miniseries is that the look was AWFUL. It was completely wrong. Too clean, too sparse, too pretty. Just completely wrong in every way it's possible to be wrong.

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    15. Re:Oh, Hubris! by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Totally. Maybe my favorite part of Dune was the dinner party at Arrakis, which takes place fairly early. Everyone is so cold and ruthless, nearly Balkanized and scheming for power, while existentially terrified in a new land. It really gave the impression that the "initial conditions" were all there, and if you were clever enough you could figure out everything just from that one scene.

      And then the Sci-Fi channel version of that was just painfully flat; all the useless details were there but no one knew what was really happening. (Also, to nitpick: one of the title cards in the mini-series actually spelled out Maud'Dib (sic). It's a nitpick, but still... seriously?)

      I just don't think Dune is filmable in a conventional way, and any such attempt will fail. I liked the Lynch version a lot, but I'm still glad Alejandro Jodorowski (shudder) didn't get his mitts on it.

      Random trivia: Salvador Dali was a principal for the Jodorowski project; he insisted on having a Harkonnen toilet made up of two sculpted dolphin-heads facing each other, open-mouthed for obvious reasons. Yeah...

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    16. Re:Oh, Hubris! by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      I wish he was 20 years younger like in Cuckoo's Nest and played Cletus Cassidy. Perfect role for him.

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    17. Re:Oh, Hubris! by bearinboots · · Score: 1

      Snap! That one scene is the most fascinating in the book! On first reading, I got nothing out of that scene. In fact, thought it was boring to tears. Then upon a re-read a few later, I was completely blow away by how much sub-text there was beneath the dialogue.

    18. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, in this case, the hair color was a key point into one of the more significant plot points to the book, that being Jessica's parentage; She had the same hair as her father, which was in stark contrast to the clan she married into.

    19. Re:Oh, Hubris! by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that scene stuck with other people too. So much of it is missing.I've seen the 2000 version far more. Kynes's didn't really come off as threatening the Spacing Guild member. Paul's drowning story is gone.

      I didn't entirely like their thoughts being narrated in Lynch's, but we're missing a huge chunk of the story without it. The movies makes it seem like Paul becomes omniscient. I loved his explanation of how he saw the possible futures, and that seeing the possible future was the easy part, seeing the past from the future to see what decisions to make was hard. They barely touch on the idea that he can't see other prescient people or those close to them.

      I think a longer miniseries is about the only way to encompass the book properly.

  8. Still gonna suck. by iluvcapra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

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    1. Re:Still gonna suck. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 0

      "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

      There are a couple of them like that, the real cerebral types. For instance: Ender's Game. (Not that Mr. Card hasn't been trying to get it filmed since 1992).

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    2. Re:Still gonna suck. by mxpengin · · Score: 1

      I said the same about the lord of the rings. It kinda s#&ks in some aspects but I like it.(/me still prefers the books ).

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    3. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ender's Game is to Dune as the potato crisp is to the baked potato with sour cream and bacon bits.

    4. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

      Yes I think they should at least try to film a different unfilmable novel. How about Neuromancer or Ringworld?

    5. Re:Still gonna suck. by mujadaddy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Once I sell all this Pets.com stock, I'm going to retire to LA and shop around my Illuminatus! Trilogy screenplay.

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    6. Re:Still gonna suck. by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I used to think that about the Lord of the Rings though, and somehow that managed to become one of the most successful set of movies ever. It's not that I don't agree with you, just that I for one have been proven wrong before. The sheer weight of the massive backstory and unusual technology, combined with the basis in Arabic and other non-western cultures make it hard to make a mainstream version of Dune that is at all true to the books.

    7. Re:Still gonna suck. by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      You haven't read much science fiction.

    8. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but some times you just want a couple of potato chips.

    9. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ender's Game is to Dune as the potato crisp is to the baked potato with sour cream and bacon bits.

      So... better then, right?

    10. Re:Still gonna suck. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I think the advances in CGI plus the example of the LOTR trilogy makes such assertions kind of dangerous.

    11. Re:Still gonna suck. by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, right. That's what they said about Watchmen!

    12. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't either.

      99% of science fiction books used rehashed plots with novel themes, spread on shallow characters and a one dimensional society.

    13. Re:Still gonna suck. by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I think I just watched it, but in a jungle. It was called Avatar.

    14. Re:Still gonna suck. by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

      Hmm, in what sense would Neuromancer be unfilmable?

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    15. Re:Still gonna suck. by duanco · · Score: 1

      not sure about that myself and believe me, I am a Dune fan ( went to a book signing once...NOT wearing a disguise...), even like the series put forth by his son Brian and Kevin Anderson....can it be filmed, absolutely, enough plot lines to provide 20 films (give or take of course). Is encouraging in that sick twisted way that they at least keep trying to get it off the ground. Here's to hoping.

    16. Re:Still gonna suck. by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Funny

      Battlefield Earth all but proved that great sci-fi books are often unfilmable.

    17. Re:Still gonna suck. by sabernet · · Score: 1

      In the sense that the closest you're going to get is Ghost in the Shell(or the S.A.C. derivatives).

      The cyberspace reality that Neuromancer relies on is simply outmoded in this day and age. Trying to pass it as modern will simply look silly. The only alternative is to modify it greatly so that it is modern, but then you have Ghost In The Shell again.

      Don't get me wrong, I still hold Neuromancer in extremely high regard, it is truly a fantastic book. It just won't translate to film very well without coming across as either a comedy, a confusing mash or as close to the source material as Will Smith's "I,Robot".

    18. Re:Still gonna suck. by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Screw Ender's Game, make Ender's Shadow (and yes I know the proposed movie was meant to be a combination of the two). Ender's Shadow is both more interesting and more emotional. More of it can be told on the ground rather than in space and you won't have to beat poeple over the head with the 'twist' so they know what's going on. Bean's story also follows the mono-myth much more strictly, which as a general rule produces more popular media. You don't have to worry about making the obviously psychopathic older brother turn into the benevolent dictator nor do you have to worry about the heavy handed religious messages about population control. Finally, Bean never loves the Buggers the way Ender does, eliminating the need to convince the audience to hate them and then love them all in a two hour time period.

      Even then it would take massive changes for it to work in a cinematic setting, changes that the hardcore fans wouldn't agree with. You'd have to replace the battle room sequences with something done in gravity for one thing; there's just no way, even with modern CGI, to make those scenes believable. You'll also have to up the ages for all the characters, it just isn't possible to find the number quality child actors you'd need to populate the battle school.

    19. Re:Still gonna suck. by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Ringworld wouldn't be that hard to film. You could even do it with 1960s film techniques. Yes, it is against a really, really big backdrop, but that is what they do with matte paintings. The only hard part with 1960s film technology would be getting someone into a Puppeteer suit. Nah, it would be animitronic.

      Today you could do the whole thing with CGI. Ringworld has a big backdrop, but it is actualy about the characters not the place. Characters are easy.

    20. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Movie scripts run to, maybe 30 or 40 pages. Novelizations usually have to add stuff. Movies are often based on short stories for this reason.

      Neuromancer is a dense novel. Every character has a back story. Probably every character could have their own movie.

      You could cut it down and make a movie called Neuromancer but it wouldn't be the same. Also bits have been cut out for different stories. All the cyberpunk stuff in The Matrix for example. The story has been around so long that the movie would look derivative.

    21. Re:Still gonna suck. by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

      What about Neromancer? or 13 or Singularity skies? There are a ton of sci-fi movies completely NOT Film-able. I agree Dune is one of the best, but Singularity Skies? "Ears back and teeth bared the rabbit leveled his machine gun" (or something like that) Best line in a book I have ever read.

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    22. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yes you are probably right there.

    23. Re:Still gonna suck. by eln · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think what makes Ender's Game unfilmable is all the naked kids running around in it, not how "cerebral" it is.

    24. Re:Still gonna suck. by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Supposedly they are making a Neuromancer movie.

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    25. Re:Still gonna suck. by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Battlefield Earth all but proved that great sci-fi books are often unfilmable."

      I wouldn't call Battlefield Earth "great". But it is certainly filmable. Most books are filmable on paper.

      The problem is that most books aren't filmable within the contraints of real life film making. A typical film is 90 minutes. You can sometimes go to 150 minutes (2.5 hours). 210 minutes (3.5 hours) is very rare. A minute of film is roughly a page of script. Do the math.

      So you have to cut massive amounts of material and keep within a budget that is limited due to the niche product. Remember that Lord of the Rings was considered a gamble. It captured the essence of the books very well.

      Of course if those involved don't understand the material, it doesn't have a chance.

    26. Re:Still gonna suck. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least a movie adaptation of Ender's Shadow might cut out all the yammering Card felt he had to stuff into the novel. Ender's Shadow fell into the trap of the novice author: show, don't tell. Ender's Game showed the story, the way novels are supposed to be written. Shadow didn't. But because Card is a mega-seller, his editor is a spineless worm who will publish anything with his name on it. An editor worthy of the name would have sent it back with a rejection letter.

      Could it have been a really good reinterpretation? Yes, the concept was fine. Too bad Orson Scott Card has gotten old and self-indulgent.

    27. Re:Still gonna suck. by dropbearsrus · · Score: 1

      I too, think it will suck. Dune was a great novel, but pretty dense in terms of details and plot even for a book. Trying to film it has not worked well so far - you just can't translate a book like that into a 2 hour movie.

      I also thought the Lord of the Rings movies sucked too. After watching even just the first one, I hated hobbits - if I saw one walking down the street I'd want to punch it in the face. I say that as a fan of the books.

    28. Re:Still gonna suck. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because when Hollywood adapts William Gibson, they create Johnny Mneumonic. Need I say more?

    29. Re:Still gonna suck. by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

      Seriously? If the criterion for being 'unfilmable' is being longer than a short-story, then per definition every novel is unfilmable.

      Secondly, Neuromancer is dense? True, Gibson's prose is terse and not too seldom not very easy to follow, making it possible to fit quite many scenary-changes at a break-beck speed in not too many pages. You could either cut down on them, or for the 'purist' film, do them in a similar style to Gibson's prose with quick cuts from here to there without too much detail for the viewer's benefit.

      And the characters? It's like, Molly - ex-prostitute kick-ass razorgirl with black implant glasses - Case drugie-exhacker, Finn - typical techie-information guy, Dixie Flatline - ROM construct of superhacker and Case old teacher, Armitage - constructed personality by Wintermute, Wintermute himself - Well, how much do you really need to say about an AI?

      If you think these characters are too fleshed out to be able to appear in a film, well, I can understand the sentiment that all novels are unfilmable. :)

      You do know that they made films out of The Lord of the Rings? True, I pretty much despise those films (except maybe the first one which wasn't too horrible), but plenty of people do like them...

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    30. Re:Still gonna suck. by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I agree. My computer equipment still includes neither electrodes, immersive 3D visualization of cyberspace, nor AIs, and my equipment is pretty modern ;) Or if you mean that these things have already been used in films, yeah, well, that's true, but I don't feel a Neuromancer would be fatally hurt by that.

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    31. Re:Still gonna suck. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fuck Ring World. Want to make a Niven novel into a visual feast for the senses, go for the Integral Trees!

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    32. Re:Still gonna suck. by sabernet · · Score: 1

      Except that the concept of hyperspace as this shared hallucination whereupon we fly amidst streams of light is outmoded and proven to be highly impractical(why 'fly' to some corporate area when we can simply click a link to it...far less dramatic, yes, but most definitely more practical and responsive).

      It works in anime because, well it's anime. We're used to seeing crazy shit in anime. Maybe a Neuromancer anime.

      We tried it a couple times on film: Johnny Mnemonic(that one with Gibson's own hand in the pot) and Virtuosity.

      Both are fairly goofy by today's standards. And we can't make it look any more 'real' because doing so would effectively remove the VR element they were striving for in the first place(it would be like rendering Reboot photorealistically).

    33. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then let Bollywood produce Neuromancer. They could have some epic group dance scenes underneath a sky tuned to a dead TV channel.

    34. Re:Still gonna suck. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As I partly stated in another post here, I don't think this is completely true. I think any book is "filmable", now that we have the advanced CGI technology seen in Avatar.

      The problem is time. To make a movie truly faithful to a full-length novel, you need to make the movie 20 hours long (or at least 10). Hollywood doesn't want to do that; look how much they wanted to cut LOTR short (but the extended-length versions did quite well).

      With 10-20 hours of time, you could certainly show everything described in the book, I think. But it'd be expensive, and it'd have to be broken up into installments, and probably shown as a mini-series.

      Now, fitting a long novel into 2 hours (or even 2.5)? Forget it. It's just impossible to squeeze it all in, so something has to be left out, sped through too quickly, etc.

    35. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snap!

    36. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *whoosh*

    37. Re:Still gonna suck. by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

      That concept of cyberspace was pretty ridiculous from a usability point when it was first written. Dialing with a 300bps modem on my C64 was probably more effective :)

      But much less interesting visually! And films are visual. There's a reason the 3D visualization of cyberspace is/was so popular in films.

      On the other hand, and it's been a long time since I watched Johnny Mnemonic, but I don't immediately recall any 3D cyberspace in that one? What I can remember is that it was all about physically transporting data. Maybe Howard the dolphin did some 3D hacking?

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    38. Re:Still gonna suck. by abigor · · Score: 1

      Hobbits would kick your ass to Orthanc!

    39. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Battlefield Earth proved that films of pulp schlock are plup schlock.
      I would have rather accepted that on faith than had the auto de fe that was that movie..

    40. Re:Still gonna suck. by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      I wish someone would try to film "Snowcrash".

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    41. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      You forgot Linda, Neuromancer, Riviera, 3Jane, Maelcum, and Julie Dean. The story doesn't work without any of them. Movies like to have a hero/protagonist and a few others. If you cut the movie down to Case and Molly you miss the point of the book. It will turn into a Johnny Mnemonic prequel, which is what it is, technically.

      You have the problem in science fiction that the characters back stories are not always intuitive. How do we explain how Case got to be the way he is?

      I have read the book four or five times now. The second time around I might have agreed with you. Executive summary: too many words.

    42. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right. That's what they said about Watchmen!

      I think you prove the GP's point. :)

      (Though Malin Akerman does have nice boobies. :)

    43. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      As long as it has Mafia guys with MAFIA written on their jackets in dayglow letters.

    44. Re:Still gonna suck. by Ranzear · · Score: 1

      By your mention of 'unfilmable' I could pose that Watchmen was considered unfilmable on the same virtues of complexity and such. The Watchmen movie gets the same treatment now as the 1984 Dune movie; the visuals are perfect, but the acting and script fail to convey the entirety of the source material.

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    45. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bene Gesserit Hollywood Witch: "Many have tried to make a great movie of Dune."

      Director: "They tried and failed?"

      BG Hollywood Witch: "No, they tried and died."

    46. Re:Still gonna suck. by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

      I did mention Neuromancer. He's an AI. He wants to merge with his brother. He is logical and impulsive and he manipulates the world. Don't you think this can be told in the film?

      Linda? She was Case's earlier gf, right? And how much do we even know of her? Yep, that's right.

      Riviera, yeah, I guess I kind of surpressed him since I found a hologram-projecting heroinist/sadist pretty...well...silly. Oh, along with the vat-grown ninja (but hey! it was the 80s! of course there had to be a ninja!) Hideo was of course also essential and with a fantasticly rich backstory, right? The director should definately take a deep look into those vats, hehe.

      Now, I give you that I forgot 3Jane, and I'll grant that the whole Tessier-Ashpool business is rather murky, but really, what's important here is like, they built Freeside, they're responsible for the two AIs, they went more or less nuts and hide up in orbit, and they created cloned children, one of them being 3Jane. One would have to go into a bit more detail here compared with other characters, but it's not something impossible.

      And now you'll have to excuse me, I didn't even remember Maelcum without looking him up. Now, that's an important character. Yeah, a rastafarian pilot who brings Case to Freeside. A lengthy backstory is absolutely of vital important here, I agree :)

      And Julie Dean is so essential to the book that he is not even mentioned in the Wikipedia article. Once again, how could possibly a Neuromancer film be made without a careful exploration of this man's 150 year old life in hideous detail?

      How to explain how Case is?

      Short version:

      -"I ripped of the wrong kind of customer."
      -"They punished me."
      -"Now I lead drugged up miserable life waiting for death because I can jack in no moooore!!!"

      Of course, this very delicate and intricate part of the story would probably require one third of the film or so, which would leave very little screen time for exploring the inner depths of Angelo, the shark boy:/

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    47. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote for Ringworld. In fact do all of them. This could even run longer then Star Trek or Star Wars series.

    48. Re:Still gonna suck. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Avatar's screenplay (pdf format) is 147 pages long. Perhaps you prefer a smaller typeface.

    49. Re:Still gonna suck. by glwtta · · Score: 1

      "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

      When did geeks start treating "unfilmable" as some sort of badge of honor, and using it interchangeably with "I liked the book, so I will pooh-pooh any attempt at adaptation"?

      Gravity's Rainbow is (probably) unfilmable, Dhalgren is (very likely) unfilmable, it's a function of how the books are written, not a synonym for "really-really good". And there is absolutely nothing about Dune that makes it unfilmable.

      Then again I don't get why everyone's dumping on the Lynch version, I thought it was a great film (if a bit cheesy in places).

      Oh, and greatest sci-fi novel of the 20th century? Puh-lease.

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    50. Re:Still gonna suck. by t0p · · Score: 1

      What, they said Watchmen was unfilmable? But but but how can a comic be unfilmable? A series of images used to tell a story... I've always considered the comic book form to be the literary form most like film.

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    51. Re:Still gonna suck. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      You do know that they made films out of The Lord of the Rings? True, I pretty much despise those films (except maybe the first one which wasn't too horrible), but plenty of people do like them...

      From the context of your post, I'll assume that you also despise Tolkien.

    52. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well okay but Linda brackets the story. Neuromancer simulates her after she dies, and she lives on his beach while he tries to use her to lure Case away from Wintermute. She is a fundamental part of the book's transhuman message But I can't read her thoughts. You were wrong Case. To live here is to live, there is no difference At the end of tjhe book all you see is Neuromancer, Pauley and Linda with her own copy of Case.

    53. Re:Still gonna suck. by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Or Childhood's End. LOL.

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    54. Re:Still gonna suck. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      ...make it hard to make a mainstream version of Dune that is at all true to the books.

      Why do people insist on movies being "true to the book?"

      Books are books and movies are movies. These are different media, so of course there are going to be differences.

      As long as the movie gets across the central concept and emotional impact of the original story, then that's "true" enough for me.

      Comparing books to their movie offspring is comparing apples and oranges. I mean, look at The Hitch Hiker's Guide. That started as a radio play, then it was a book, then a TV series, then a movie. Initially I found the radio show (it came on two vinyl LPs) better than the book, but then the more I read the book the more I came to appreciate the extra little touches that only that medium could allow.

      Look at the original British version of The Office. Look at the subtle little glances at the camera, how are you supposed to get that across in prose? You can't. So if it were a written story then some other joke would have to go in there in its place, or else it would have to be left out completely.

      Look at Lord of the Rings. I tried to watch the movies (never having read the books) and all the fan boys loved it because it was "true to the books." No! Those movies sucked! They were too long and full of too much detail all because somebody was worshiping at the altar of being "true to the book."

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    55. Re:Still gonna suck. by Altus · · Score: 1

      Case is easy, you show it in flashbacks early in the movie, or you could go with the old voice-over. I know its cheesy but its genre appropriate.

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    56. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Johnny Mnemonic was a short story by William Gibson.

    57. Re:Still gonna suck. by visualight · · Score: 1

      I've always wanted to see "The Jesus Incident", I liked it better than Dune. Or, the one after that, forget the name now, but when Avatar first came out I thought it was the third in that series (the one after Jesus Incident).

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    58. Re:Still gonna suck. by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      I think it would have been funnier if you mis-named it as "Johnny Pneumonic".

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    59. Re:Still gonna suck. by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

      Maybe Peter Jackson should have a crack. They said LOTR was "unfilmable" too :)

    60. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i loved that book. it would work as a movie, too - even better in 3D I think. (IMHO there nearly all movies should be in 3D! But the 3D in Imax' Space Station 3D at the Air and Space Museum was somehow better than in Avatar at Imax3D)

      Odd that Niven made his living mostly as a screenwriter (IIRC) but none of his books has ever been made into a movie. Is that because he doesn't want too?

      I could also see either the Man-Kzin Wars series, or the Mote in God's Eye as movies.

    61. Re:Still gonna suck. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      As Neuromancer is hard to play straight, why not Snow Crash? The Metaverse is much more sensible than old-school cyberspace (hey, it's essentially the blueprint for Second Life), even non-geeks would love CosaNostra Pizza and I'll be damned if any shot of Reason in action won't look awesome.

      Granted, nobody would understand what it's all about because the compressed version of the whole Sumeran/Enki/Asherah thing will probably end up incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't read the book. Thus the "unfilmable" problem comes full circle...

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    62. Re:Still gonna suck. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      So we film the Wheel of Time series. If you substract all the costume descriptions and the skirt smoothing/braid pulling (just instruct the actors to do them every time they appear in a scene) you can get the material down to a manageable size.

      Oh, and don't use anything past the first three books. That's where it went from "decent LoTR clone" to "let's see how many sideplots I can cram in here". Not that I mind but few people are going to sit through a 1200 minute movie featuring half a dozen main plot arcs at the same time (cleverly hidden among a dozen sideplots).

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    63. Re:Still gonna suck. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Fuck Ring World. Want to make a Niven novel into a visual feast for the senses, go for the Integral Trees!

      Fuck Integral Trees! If you want to make a Niven novel into a movie, do Protector in the style of Kubrick's 2001.

      Also, it's Ringworld, not Ring World.

      Sincerely,
      The Brennan-monster.

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    64. Re:Still gonna suck. by Alcoholist · · Score: 1

      Ahh... Doorstop Earth. I ain't getting those hours back. I hear the movie sucked too.

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    65. Re:Still gonna suck. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I read the novella version. It was excellent juvenile fic. Top notch. Belongs on the shelf with A Wrinkle in Time, etc.

      Is the novel version that much better?

      My candidates for sci fi books that deserve recognition from last century (and aren't already recognized outside of Sci Fi circles, like Vonnegut, Bradbury, and Atwood) are:

      Dune
      A Canticle for Leibowitz (it's criminal that this isn't better-known)

    66. Re:Still gonna suck. by sep0209 · · Score: 1

      You forgot "Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers".

    67. Re:Still gonna suck. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      putting the kids into skivvies (even magical ones) wouldn't interfere with the plot

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    68. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. And they adapted it. Did you sleep through highschool English?

    69. Re:Still gonna suck. by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not every culture shares the American belief that nudity is sexual. I have a Swedish friend who regularly goes on beach holidays with her parents, brother, and sister. On these holidays they spend entire days together at the beach, completely nude. As an American, I can't imagine anything more uncomfortable and terrifying than an all nude family beach day. To her it's perfectly natural and normal.

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    70. Re:Still gonna suck. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I'm not sure where you were going there. I don't like sour cream. A lot of people don't. Sometimes I like a few good chips though. It really depends on it. If it's vinegar and chili powder, well, I'd have to side with the baked potato.

          Maybe you were just going with the good ol', "to each his own."

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    71. Re:Still gonna suck. by retchdog · · Score: 1

      I watched this campy movie way too many times as a kid.

      Johnny is carrying the data (why? well, I guess that, in the story universe, all crypto, including quantum mechanical, has been broken).

      Meanwhile, the decryption key is sent electronically (two-factor approach; that makes sense). There's that silly hacking scene, where Johnny tracks the transmission of the key, to a fax shop in Newark (with a phone-line modem handshake noise thrown in just for kicks...).

      Later on, they "loop [Johnny's mind] through Jones," the dolphin, so Neo^h^h^hJohnny fights an amorphous ICE construct "protecting the data". Johnny doubles himself in order to beat up a computer virus and wins.

      In so doing (apparently?), Johnny reclaims/reconstructs the childhood memories he'd dumped in order to become a data courier, one of which involves a mother figure resembling the dead daughter of the Pharmakom founder. It's sort of vague, to put it mildly. One interpretation is that the dead daughter is Johnny's mother. I think the point is that although Johnny's past is fully and totally destroyed, he has nonetheless redeemed himself and been rewarded with new memories. These new memories are the product of society, and not the individual, and thus represent a sort of acquiescence/merging. Similar theme is in Gibson's Pattern Recognition and even The Belonging Kind.

      The movie had some good ideas, but gosh... is it really worth finding them?

      Strangely, I read that Gibson believes the movie was good, and that they ruined it in editing. I'd have to see it to believe it and, surprise surprise, there is no extended cut...

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    72. Re:Still gonna suck. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yeah the Pak Protector was a good creation of Niven, but the 2001 style took so much criticism that I can't see anybody else doing it the same way. It could be a good horror film like Alien I suppose.

    73. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to think that about the Lord of the Rings though, and somehow that managed to become one of the most successful set of movies ever.

      I'm still perplexed. Sat through the premier of the first because I was with someone else, walked out on the premier of the second and turned down tickets to the premier of the third. I haven't read the Dune books but how Dune could possibly be a worse script and interpretation than LOTR is beyond me. And that made so much money we'll definitely be seeing more horrible book interpretations in the future.

      It doesn't have to be true to anything. When films with senseless story lines make 200 million, not only does it not have to be true to the books it doesn't even need to make sense.

    74. Re:Still gonna suck. by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

      Well, when you make an assumption, you make and ass out you and umption ;)

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    75. Re:Still gonna suck. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      People criticized the LotR movies because the story was stripped down, moved around. I don't think that a straighter adaptation would have mollified all criticism, and in that respect LoTR is unfilmable.

      If LotR was filmable, its appeal would depend on the appeal of the source material. Since you described LotR as a counter example to the rule "Novels are Unfilmable", it follows that you believe that films are faithful adaptations of books you nevertheless hated....

    76. Re:Still gonna suck. by HonIsCool · · Score: 1

      Well, it is maybe not the best counter-example to a rule "novels are unfilmable" as much as it was an extreme example because LR is simply a mastodont work any way you cut it, and yet it was successfully (at least at the box office) turned into film.

      Now, I didn't like the films, particularly from the second half of the second film and onwards, but this is not because the book is decidedly "unfilmable"; it's simply because I think Peter Jackson is a poor director.

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    77. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need I say more?

      Whooa!

    78. Re:Still gonna suck. by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      Most of the culture novels would be unfilmable

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    79. Re:Still gonna suck. by laejoh · · Score: 1

      You should have seen the Barley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment!

    80. Re:Still gonna suck. by john83 · · Score: 1

      I would agree that a literal interpretation is unfilmable. There's just too much internal monologue and too much exposition to convert easily. I think it needs a Blade Runner style adaptation - find the ideas and images you want to use, and write a movie.

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    81. Re:Still gonna suck. by stirz · · Score: 1

      I recall "The Lord of the Rings" being called "unfilmable". Nevertheless, Peter Jackson was able to prove those skeptics wrong :-)

    82. Re:Still gonna suck. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Add Snow Crash to that list.

      Though possibility, it could be re-worked as a graphic novel, and then as an animated movie.

    83. Re:Still gonna suck. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Nah that's BS.

      I tell this to everyone who has need the movie. The book isn't half bad.

      How great do you think the Lord of the Rings Trilogy (all 683min and 285$ million) would be if you compressed it into 118 minutes and 44million bucks.

      I'll tell you: Not good.

      Because they are about equal in length. When I read battlefield earth the book was over 1200 pages long.

      Part of the reason why many things didn't make any sense at all, or were unbelievable is because most of it was missing. Now the movie wasn't really made all that well either, I am just saying that it was broken before they started. ...and yes I get you are really just making fun of the book, I am just sayin'.

    84. Re:Still gonna suck. by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish to nominate Snow Crash to that list. It was rather like Terry Pratchet and William Gibson got thrown in a blender and out popped that story.

      Plus Hiro Protagonist is the greatest name for a main character in the history of literature.

    85. Re:Still gonna suck. by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      ... or in the same way that Notting Hill is the same story as The Lord of the Rings.

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    86. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't say about todays films, but the rule of thumb I was taught about 15 years ago for a movie script is a page a minute. So a 2 hour movie would be roughly 120 pages using their formatting guide. I fully admit that if you cut down on the formatting and white space you would probably loose half the pages.

      The major problem is that a movie is visual while a book is not, making many books very hard to translate to the screen.

    87. Re:Still gonna suck. by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Today you could do the whole thing with CGI. Ringworld has a big backdrop, but it is actualy about the characters not the place. Characters are easy.

      The characters are the problem unless you plan on just filming the first book. At a minimum Speaker's restraint in the restaurant and later on the Ringworld needs contrast. He is not a cuddly Klingon who smells like ginger and cinnamon (Except at Louis' lawn party). Do not call him "cute". Ever. As soon as you move beyond Ringworld, you have to deal with the relationship between humans and Pak, whether breeding for luck actually worked, and a whole host of other aspects of the Known Space universe. A lot of the last a knowledgeable script writer can ignore as irrelevant but are there any? Besides Niven himself, how many people could write a script who know Known Space well enough?

      The only big problem to solve in my view is homo habilis although I have thought of at least one good way to handle it such that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, maybe.

      At least Star Trek is good for something this time. It has created an expectation of rishathra that will not completely shock a north American audience.

      "When challenging a Kzin, a simple scream of rage will suffice. You scream and you leap." - Speaker-to-Animals

    88. Re:Still gonna suck. by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Fuck Integral Trees! If you want to make a Niven novel into a movie, do Protector in the style of Kubrick's 2001.

      I would rather see Footfall or Lucifer's Hammer. With the later, the challenge will be how many special interests can be enraged over a movie about a bunch of farmers trying to save the last nuclear power plant (in California no less) from a cannibal army made up of army deserters, religious fanatics, and environmentalists by using weapons of mass destruction.

    89. Re:Still gonna suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, the Practice Effect would make for a fun popcorn movie!

  9. Slam Lynch's version all you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And all those 'Lynchian' crazy choices he made, but decades later, it is still the version(besides the book itself) that every future effort will be compared to. It takes unforgivable liberties, but it has a look and sets a mood and still gets people to read the damn books.

  10. I liked the 1984 version! by scotts13 · · Score: 1

    At least compared to the made-for-TV siffy channel version. While not accurate to the book, the visual design was quite impressive, as were the 1980's vintage special effects.

  11. How many remakes have their been? by gblackwo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm too lazy to google it- but I do remember watching one for nine hours over three dvds without getting up! Can I have trophy?

    1. Re:How many remakes have their been? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia lists only two adaptations. I coulda sworn there were more. I know I'm sick of 'em.

    2. Re:How many remakes have their been? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      no, but you can get atrophy.

    3. Re:How many remakes have their been? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The one starring Salvador Dali as the Emperor was never made. A shame, because he'd have been superb in that role.

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    4. Re:How many remakes have their been? by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      Well DONE, sir!

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    5. Re:How many remakes have their been? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      +6.

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    6. Re:How many remakes have their been? by ZOmegaZ · · Score: 1

      Baron Harkonen? Is that you?

  12. Cults by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess I'm just a cult member. I happen to like David Lynch's version. I know it's not the most accurate, but I thought it was fairly well done for its time - and how many film adaptations are well done? Some of the Harry Potter movies (Order of the Phoenix being the worst offender) are so off it's funny, and The Lost World (Jurassic Park 2) didn't resemble the book at all. I also really enjoyed the principal actors - Kyle McLachlan, and just enough Patrick Stewart to lend some legitimacy.

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    1. Re:Cults by Knara · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I haven't read any Harry Potter and I have found all the HP films to be very enjoyable, personally.

    2. Re:Cults by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I haven't read any Harry Potter and I have found all the HP films to be very enjoyable, personally.

      What did you think of that great little dancing number the rival schools did during their entrance at the beginning of "Goblet of Fire"?

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    3. Re:Cults by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      It's a kids movie made from a kids book. What did you expect?

      Have a couple drinks then watch them, you will see they are fine. They are about as far from thinking man's films as you can get without having Michael Bay direct.

    4. Re:Cults by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      It's a kids movie made from a kids book. What did you expect?

      A small measure of dignity?

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    5. Re:Cults by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      If you want that you had better stay away from the HP fan fiction. Those people are sad.

    6. Re:Cults by winwar · · Score: 1

      "I haven't read any Harry Potter and I have found all the HP films to be very enjoyable, personally."

      It's not either/or for me. I've read Dune and like both the book and the Lynch movie. I don't care for the remake. The remake may be more accurate but it seems rather bland (I'd rather read my old political science textbooks).

      I like the HP books and the early films. In general, the films get worse as the books get longer. It's not just that the movies are inaccurate (for no apparent reason), it's that they don't seem to be done well.

      The HP films are a great example of a subpar translation to film. They remove the essential, keep the irrelevant and add entirely new scenes while cutting massive amounts of material. This often totally changes the character or their motivation. They have been converted into a magical action movie series without a good director.

      Which, is of course, very successful due to the fans :)

    7. Re:Cults by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

      Most of the movies were decent (although I have to agree with you on that weird dance). Order of the Phoenix had some serious editing problems.

      For example after Umbridge catches Harry in her office suddenly half the cast is in there as well. Hermione and Ron are to be expected but Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood are also there, yet the film has given no reason for them to be involved in what Harry was doing in the office. Draco Malfoy even drags Luna into the room at the beginning of the scene saying "I caught this one trying to help the Weasley girl." Help her do what? In the book they were acting as lookouts, but there is no mention of that in the movie.

      It's one thing to make changes for pacing, believability, time, etc. but there several instances where scenes were obviously shot, but then subsequently left out. I know this happens all the time in movies, but in the case of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix it causes some real problems due to characters mentioning things that happened in those scenes.

      If you want a good example of an "oops" after shooting wrapped watch Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. When Katie Bell (the girl who touched the cursed necklace) comes back to Hogwarts and Harry gets up to talk to her there is a very awkward cut-in shot of the potions textbook being closed. If you watch the way he gets up prior to the edit he isn't holding the book, but after the cut-in he is. This was added due to a continuity issue, but they obviously weren't going to re-shoot the entire scene with 100 extras just because of that. Unfortunately it ends up being a strange, jarring moment that can leave audience members wondering what that was all about.

      I notice these types of things because I've done them myself when I worked on and edited a few short films. I also really enjoy Harry Potter, sometimes it's a little painful though.

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    8. Re:Cults by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some of the Harry Potter movies (Order of the Phoenix being the worst offender) are so off it's funny

      I thought that film was one of the best. The book had about 300 pages that a half-decent editor would have cut. Nothing of interest happened; no plot, not character development. The film only covered the events in the other 400 pages.

      In contrast, The Half Blood Prince felt like they'd pulled all of the pages out of the book, thrown two thirds of them away, and then filmed the rest verbatim in a random order.

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    9. Re:Cults by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

      My favorite of the series has been the first one. It's all lean and mean. It's funny to watch the books grow fatter with each iteration until they are absolute door stops. The plots got flabbier and flabbier as she took more liberties to walk off the path of a cohesive narrative to "explore her universe". Seriously, by the fifth book, it reads like poor fan fiction. Like Lucas, she was too "esteemed" to be told "that sucks".

    10. Re:Cults by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, they're happy. Hapy to do anything to anyone with anyone. There are pairings of every possible character in the books with every possible character in the books, including themselves, and all of them are Serious Business.

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    11. Re:Cults by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      What were your thoughts on the thirty or so shots in Half-Blood Prince that went like:

      *people looking happy*
      *Malfoy walks by BROODING!!!!*
      *cut to something completely different*

    12. Re:Cults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Had you read them...

    13. Re:Cults by Knara · · Score: 1

      It left no real impression either way on me. So... I guess, I thought of it neutrally?

    14. Re:Cults by Knara · · Score: 1

      I, again personally, have found that the quality of the films has increased as time as gone on.

    15. Re:Cults by d34dluk3 · · Score: 1

      I have found all the HP films to be very enjoyable, personally.

      because

      I haven't read any Harry Potter.

    16. Re:Cults by Knara · · Score: 1

      Which suggests that the movies are, on their own, good films. It's the same sort of phenomenon as Trek 2009. If you know nothing about Star Trek, you probably like Trek 2009.

      For the record, I dislike Trek 2009. :)

    17. Re:Cults by d34dluk3 · · Score: 1

      I do like it. And I haven't seen the TV series. Point well taken. I'm such a Potter fanboi sometimes :)

  13. Dune Nukem Forever? by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It will always be in the process of being created with the best 3D effects available to film?

    1. Re:Dune Nukem Forever? by 0racle · · Score: 1

      I first read the title as Duke Remake.

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    2. Re:Dune Nukem Forever? by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Me too...

  14. David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The David Lynch interpretation was brilliant. It was artistic, it looked great, had excellent sets and cinematography. The literal stage play, I mean the SciFi production, was flat, dull lacking in emotion and life as it tried to accurately portray the novel. Nerds! Stop it! Movies are cinematic interpretations of a novel or another body of work, for it to work in the movie format, many things must change. The David Lynch version had a great score, had actually emotional scenes, the Baron was excellent, Sting brilliant. Yes you hate it because it wasn't accurate, fine but you don't respect excellent cinema either.

    I hope this version pisses you particular nerds off by being cinematic, beautiful and daring in the liberties it takes with Herbert's fine novel. Really now it can't be any worse than what his son has managed to accomplish.

    1. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biggest problem was Jessica. She should not ever cry. What was great about her emotions was that she was in total control of them because of her training and willpower. Seeing her actually cry was completely contrary to many of her main character traits. And don't give me some bullshit about how it made her "just like the rest of us", that sucks. She wasn't like the rest of us. That was the point. Her outright defiance of her orders to have a daughter and not a son brought more than enough "humanity" to her character, and more than some sappy crying could ever do.

    2. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      It was crap. Just as a movie it was shit, sting sucks, the scenes looked like left overs from mad max, and to add insult to injury it was poorly written.

      I do agree, his son should just find a new line of work.

    3. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by tzhuge · · Score: 1

      I have some special edition DVD of that movie... it may be all those things you say but it still cuts abruptly between scenes, and ends up a jumbled mess. I don't remember exactly, but it certainly felt like the movie takes 1hr to cover the 1/3 of the book, then 0.5hr to cover the rest.

    4. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      I found it entertaining for the most part. I think their depictions of Arrakis were brilliant.

      However, I felt that the constant attempts at explaining the deep background of the Dune universe with little blurbs was misguided and awkward.

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    5. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Mex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem, my dear anonymous coward, is that we want entertainment, not art. If we get art along the entertainment, great!

      But we don't expect to go to a scifi movie and have what might as well be 2 hours of David Lynch jerking off in front of the audience (an opinion that movie snobs might hate but in my mind that's pretty much all he does in his movies).

      I don't claim to enjoy or even understand David Lynch's "art", but I can recognize when a movie based on a very awesome book is "crap".

    6. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I liked the directors cut but the version that went to the theaters had some real issues.
      1. They cut the scene where Paul must fight to join the Fremen tribe. That was a pivotal point in the book.
      2. The weirding thing is just a terrible addition. It violated many of the premises of the book.
      I agree that the rest of it was great but those two flaws meant that it really wasn't Dune.

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    7. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by S-100 · · Score: 0

      Absolutely agree. The artistic challenge is adapting the story, which does not fit a two (or three) hour movie format. Lynch knew that you couldn't just trim the story or add boring and self-conscious narration. So he ADAPTED the novel and added his own artistic interpretation to the story. The movie was a great success in doing that. No conventional movie could adapt the original Frank Herbert novel(s) without fundamentally changing them. Look at the multiple attempts to adapt Hitchhiker's Guide. It's been done as a radio show, BBC mini-series and a Hollywood movie - all failing in various degrees to capture the humor and fun of the four books of the "trilogy".

      Any such adaptation needs to be judged on its own merits as a movie, as any attempt to capture everything in a mere movie is doomed to fail.

    8. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NO it wasn't. It didn't even make the same point. If you don't make the same point, then the interpretation is BAD.

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    9. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Mashhaster · · Score: 1

      Really now it can't be any worse than what his son has managed to accomplish.

      Penny Arcade is spot on with this

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/10/15/

    10. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 1.5 hours? You must have the super-special edition. I think my special edition DVD runs about 3.5 hours. Yours is probably more watchable.

    11. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Pretty much sums up my sentiments. I wish Brian Herbert had had the decency that Christopher Tolkien did, and release the notes, unfinished plot lines and such, with commentary if need be, but so that we can see what Frank Herbert actually was thinking, rather than a couple of second-rate authors milking Herbert's corpus for all it was worth.

      I wasn't really all that pleased with Bill Ransom's work on The Ascension Factor, but at least he had worked on the previous two books with Herbert, and they had largely finished plotting out the book before Herbert died.

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    12. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by DirePickle · · Score: 1

      "The literal stage play, I mean the SciFi production, was flat, dull lacking in emotion and life as it tried to accurately portray the novel."

      Honestly, that's because the novel is dull, lacking in emotion and life.

    13. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by glwtta · · Score: 1

      The problem, my dear anonymous coward, is that we want entertainment, not art.

      Well, that's your problem, isn't it? (small side note: all movies are art, pretty much by definition)

      But we don't expect to go to a scifi movie and have what might as well be 2 hours of David Lynch jerking off in front of the audience

      I was going to say something about that being akin to going to a Kurtzman and Orci movie and not expecting the plot to be a pile of stupid, but fair enough, in 1984 that was a pretty valid complaint.

      I don't claim to enjoy or even understand David Lynch's "art", but I can recognize when a movie based on a very awesome book is "crap".

      So, wait, is it art or is it "art"? You're really vacillating between the "it's not what I enjoy" and "everything I don't understand is shit" positions.

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    14. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'm I big fan of the Lynch film, but I think you need to add:

      3. No mention whatsoever of the reason behind the Paul/Feyd hatred. Ok, well that's not quite true. Mohaim does mention it earlier that "now we may lose both bloodlines", so I guess that constitutes "mention."

      It just cheapens the fight...

    15. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The Sci-Fi Channel version was surprisingly true to the original novel and managed to capture most of the mystical themes and political intrigues (and there were many) very well.

      Too bad they couldn't get a decent cast and director to go along with it. Paul Atreides paused way too often before lines that didn't need a pause; half a dozen times I expected him to shout out "What's my line?" Gurney Halleck looked and sounded like he was reading off a teleprompter. I tried to excuse my sheer hatred of the actor by rationalizing that I was subconsciously comparing him to Patrick Stewart in the same role, but rationalizing can only go so far. That's just to name the most egregious offenses.

      If they could pull off a movie with the screenplay quality of the miniseries but everything else from the 1984 movie that made it so fun to watch, it will be about as perfect an adaptation as can be to the original book.

    16. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by rizzo5 · · Score: 1

      Look at the multiple attempts to adapt Hitchhiker's Guide. It's been done as a radio show, BBC mini-series and a Hollywood movie - all failing in various degrees to capture the humor and fun of the four books of the "trilogy".

      There are five books in the "increasingly inaccurately named" trilogy. And the radio show was the original form, the books were in fact adaptations of that (the first two anyway). Everything else came after the books, true, but Douglas Adams worked on all of them.

    17. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mods note: Mark "Funny" not "Insightful".

      It was unevenly cast, poorly written, and just _missed_ on a lot of things. It doesn't work well as a movie. It is worth watching once, as someone else said, until the new version comes out. If that version is good, then the old one isn't worth watching at all--just watch the clips of Sting on Youtube.

      It isn't like an anonymous coward is going to miss out on points just because you used Funny. I mean, duh.

    18. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree that the Lynch film was "brilliant." It had many things going for it (excellent visuals, great soundtrack, etc), but it simply was not a good movie either in its own right or as an adaptation of the book. But I agree with you otherwise, and I don't think the changes in translating the book to film were what made it bad.

    19. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit you David Lynch ballsuckers are full of shit.

    20. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by retchdog · · Score: 1

      But Hitchhiker's Guide was originally the radio show. I think you've indirectly supported the point even better than you thought! :-) The adaptation to book form suits your tastes better than the original did, and in part because it wasn't a "direct transcription" but rather was actively adapted to the new format.

      Personally, my favorite adaptation is the BBC TV mini-series and, in second place, the scripts of the radio version (I've never listened to it, just read it). There might even be someone out there who prefers the Hollywood movie, though it seems rather unlikely.

      Regarding Dune, I like the books as well as the Lynch movie. The Sci-Fi miniseries failed because... they tried to do a direct adaptation and thus missed the point entirely. (Also the production values were simply painful. e.g. the glowing blue Fremen eyes which wandered around in the general proximity of the face, and the title card reading "Maud'Dib" (sic).)

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    21. Re:David Lynch movie was innaccurate but was ART by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Further, any future remake of the Dune movie that does not include a scene with Paul Atreides rallying the Fremen and screaming out "Long live the fighters!" does not deserve to be called a Dune remake. And that's just one of many brilliantly memorable scenes from the Lynch version.

      I'm also of the opinion that Sting should be brought in to play Fayd Rautha in any remake, even if it's just splicing in footage from the original movie. Talk about brilliant casting.

  15. Public's Consciousness? by Flubb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll probably watch it as soon as they're able to delete the images of Sting in a speedo from my consciousness.

    1. Re:Public's Consciousness? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      The choice was Feyd-Rautha or The Beast Rabban.

      I'm happy that I got to keep hold of my lunch.

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  16. Come on! Ya can't beat the Lynch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see watered down action with completely known aesthetics coming our way.

  17. Make it Long by hardburn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the directors aren't allowed a LotR-level timescale, the best they can hope for is remaking the Lynch version. 6 hours, minimum, and yes, you will still have to cut stuff out at that length.

    Also, Alec Newman should be run straight out of Hollywood. If his whiny, young Luke Skywalkerish version of Paul didn't convince you, his appearance on Enterprise should have.

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    1. Re:Make it Long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. Alec Newman was great.

      You have no taste.

    2. Re:Make it Long by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Come on, Alec, at least create an account with a fake name so we don't instantly know it's you.

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    3. Re:Make it Long by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Agree completely. Whatever else the young Paul Atreides was, he was not a whiny, selfish little brat. Lynch's Paul was a lot closer to the novel.

      SB

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  18. Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enough? by Paul+Rose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought the SciFi network mini series a few years back was pretty faithful. I'd watch a new 3D big effects version, but it hardly seems necessary.

  19. Needs a sidekick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mesa think isa great idea.

    1. Re:Needs a sidekick by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mesa think isa great idea.

      And, you know what? I know we're trying to be more faithful to the original work, but this whole "butlerian jihad" bit really seems a minor point... How about we add some robots, huh?

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    2. Re:Needs a sidekick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't the whole point of Dune that by the time the novel took place, humanity had abolished robots/computers due to a few mega f*ck all wars that involved technology trying to annihilate humanity or some such?

    3. Re:Needs a sidekick by Minwee · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*

      So the robots would be a big problem, but you have no trouble with Paul having a CG sidekick with big floppy ears and a strangely Jamaican accent?

    4. Re:Needs a sidekick by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Sure. The desert is hot, Jamaica is kinda hot - fits perfectly. And everybody loves wacky CG sidekicks, right?

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    5. Re:Needs a sidekick by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*

      So the robots would be a big problem, but you have no trouble with Paul having a CG sidekick with big floppy ears and a strangely Jamaican accent?

      OK, I like the idea of Stilgar having a funny Jamaican accent and big floppy ears... This could be a trait of the Fremen, like they developed this trait over generations through exposure to the spice or something... Make him a little clumsy - but we don't want him to be a total clown so despite his clumsiness he should somehow save the day.

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  20. Any hope they'll actually follow the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like for example the hero of the story was a kid not an adult.

  21. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by TheMeuge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enough?

    Good enough to do what:

    - to ensure no further remakes are made out of shame?
    - to strengthen the eye muscles of anyone who'd read the book by either rolling their eyes or attempting to close them after they've already been shut?
    - to harvest a few gigawatts of electricity from the wild dynamo of Frank Herbert rolling in his grave?

    Before they made that movie they should've considered whether they needed to add any more disgrace to the Herbert estate. Hasn't Brian Herbert done enough damage already?

  22. that's a matter of opinion by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Dune" is probably the greatest 20th-century science fiction novel. It is, for better or worse, unfilmable.

    No. It's a difficult adaptation but not impossible. LOTR was thought to be impossible. I think Peter Jackson did a bang-up job. Your mileage may vary.

    The mini-series adaptations were noble in effort if flawed in execution. The problem with something like Dune is that it really demands to be made into a full season. Take the first three novels since they were meant to be the original story. Season 1, season 2, season 3. 13 episodes a piece. That's more than enough time to tell the story. As it stands, the miniseries would probably be incomprehensible to anyone not already familiar with the story. And trying to do it in a single movie? Impossible. Madness.

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    1. Re:that's a matter of opinion by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      LOTR was thought to be impossible.

      If your books are about half imagery and half story, when the movies end up having about an hours worth of plot and the rest as battle scenes and aforementioned imagery then I guess you have done a bang-up job. But Dune is a bit of a bigger undertaking. It's like trying to create a movie around The Foundation Saga. It's just not as easy as massive battle scenes full of cut and paste soldiers.

    2. Re:that's a matter of opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "LOTR was thought to be impossible. I think Peter Jackson did a bang-up job. Your mileage may vary."

      It was fucking ghey. No Tom Bomadildo. And fucking SURFING down stairs on a shield. GAY GEY GAY GAYETTY GAY

    3. Re:that's a matter of opinion by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If your books are about half imagery and half story, when the movies end up having about an hours worth of plot and the rest as battle scenes and aforementioned imagery then I guess you have done a bang-up job. But Dune is a bit of a bigger undertaking. It's like trying to create a movie around The Foundation Saga. It's just not as easy as massive battle scenes full of cut and paste soldiers.

      Gonna start a nerd holy war on that one. :) Lord of the Rings, both the movie and the book, was about more than just battles and imagery. Dune really is more of a psychological story than Lord of the Rings which was meant to be epic myth-making on an epic scale. Dune has a lot of character-driven conflict that could just as easily be played out on an empty stage. Lots of eye-candy and worldbuilding will be icing on the cake but there's nothing about the book that says the story has to remain in the book. The hard part, of course, is handling exposition in a fashion that is not an infodump but remains interesting and engaging.

      The part I'm not entirely satisfied with in Dune is Leto II's interpretation of the Golden Path and the whole transformation into the god emperor. That was the point where the story felt like it slid off the rails and the following books cemented that feeling. The whole Honored Matres thing felt tacked on.

      The other part that really bothered me was the whole other memory thing. The Dune universe is presented as materialistic and godless, at least with no more proof of God's existence or lack thereof than in our own world here and now. But there's evidence of supernatural things such as the other memories awakened within the bene gesserit by the spice. The baron's own personality lived on within Alia and consumed her. How is this so? Is there some sort of junian universal subconscious, a collective soul we're all connected to? Or is all of that memory supposed to preexist within the eggs of the female line? But then the male reverend mother they sought would have access to the male side of the memories as well so this means they're passed through sperm, too? Or is it really an external thing? And if there is such a thing, could it may as well be God for all intents and purposes? A god made manifest by the shared minds of humanity. And clones presumably only need the source DNA. But Herbert never explains it and the whole mystical side seems out of place given the otherwise hard scifi setting. I can buy superb mental conditioning and powerful developments of the human mind in the post-AI age. I can buy abilities that lie within the extremes of the physically possible. But the mystic stuff presupposes a mechanism to explain it and that raises a whole host of new questions. If I see a vampire, I now wonder if there are werewolves. If I see inexplicable psychic powers, now I wonder what else could be possible.

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    4. Re:that's a matter of opinion by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      You don't just make it a TV series. You make it an *HBO* series, and put David Milch at the helm.

      Then it will get the quality and treatment it deserves.

    5. Re:that's a matter of opinion by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I've read Dune. I've also read Lord of the Rings. I'd much rather try to pull off Dune, I see quite clearly what parts could be heavily compressed if not cut. Of course the true fans would hate anything.

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    6. Re:that's a matter of opinion by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      Yyyyeah... The actual issue is that none of the follow up novels are anywhere near as good as the original, and only the 2nd one and God Emperor are even entertaining. :) Sorry to burst your Jung there...

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    7. Re:that's a matter of opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Madness

      Madness? This is SARDAUKAAAR!

    8. Re:that's a matter of opinion by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      The "memory" thing as you call it was RNA-encoded memory (it was kind of a pop-sci pseudotheory that floated around for a while in the 1960s and 1970s, Larry Niven used it for a story as well). You'll notice if you read the books that none of those ancestral individuals were there until death, basically they're identities got stuck in the RNA of a Bene Gesserit when they contributed their bit at conception. The only exception was the Duncan Idaho golah (clone) that shows up in the last two novels, who was cloned from all sorts of previous Duncan Idaho golahs, including what were obviously scrapings of Duncan Idaho's killed by Leto II (hence that Duncan Idaho did have memories of his death). The whole point of the Kwisatz Haderach was that it would be a male that could both go into the Bene Gesserit spice trance and could also access male racial memories/identities (apparently women could only see female ancestors).

      As to prescience, while Herbert never really went into it, it's clear that it was a naturalistic phenomenon in his universe. It isn't magic, but what appears to be a way for a prescient individual to collapse the wave function, which is why prescience ended being so bad, even before Muad-dib came on the scene (the Guild had been using it for thousands of years since the destruction of the AIs), because it essentially locked humanity into a single future.

      So while Herbert's Dune universe seems to have some supernatural aspects, that's only because, to some extent, the players treat them that way. The Bene Gesserit and the Guild, in particular, surround their powers in a thick layer of metaphysical mumbo jumbo, but underneath, those powers are rationally explainable (within the context of the universe Herbert creatd).

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    9. Re:that's a matter of opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter jackson did a good job on LOTR, but only because he didn't do even a fraction of it. And even he managed to screw up the ending.

      Part of the problem with that book is that you couldn't really do a spoken version of it. It's about language, and there are a lot of song/poems in it that would be absolutely atrocious to actually listen to someone attempting to sing. But leave them out and you're really doing a different film. In the lore, Middle Earth was created in a jam session.

    10. Re:that's a matter of opinion by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Gonna start a nerd holy war on that one. :) Lord of the Rings, both the movie and the book, was about more than just battles and imagery.

      The LoTR books were about, if anything, genealogy.

      How much more boring could they have possibly been??

      The movies were not much better even though they cut out (almost) all of the boring monologues about who begat whom etc ad nauseum.

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    11. Re:that's a matter of opinion by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I don't know... filming the Honored Matres might be fun...

      Jenna Jameson for the lead, anyone?

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    12. Re:that's a matter of opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Madness?? Madness??!!!?? This. Is. ARRAKIS! *boot*

    13. Re:that's a matter of opinion by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Tolkien wanted to write, basically, English mythology. He saw King Arthur's stories as a conglomerate of other nations myths squished into England and didn't really like them. (something like that)

      And I hate to break it to you (well, no I don't) but a lot of "ancient" cultures took great care to record genealogies. Easy case in point: the Bible. Look at all the genealogies in there. And what makes it more fascinating is that, presumably, these cultures had to memorize them when they passed it down orally, before writing it down...

      Completely not caring about who you came from seems to be a relatively recent thing.

      Furthermore, Tolkien appeared to write basically an entire history ... and history is full of genealogies as well. So his books were. Anyways, he didn't list too many of them in Lord of the Rings. Just a few, tracing back to great dwarves or great elves. And of course, the hobbit culture was very genealogically minded, since they took great pride in being whatever family they were (e.g., Baggins, Sackville-Baggins, Proudfoot, Took, Brandybuck, etc... and they all had their stereotypes).

      The LotR books were more about history (in which Tolkien's worldview comes through, which is where you get the good vs. evil, power-corrupting, a creation account, the Valar/Maiar, and even the sadness of tearing down forests and beautiful trees [e.g., Saruman]) than anything. Which myths tend to be about...

    14. Re:that's a matter of opinion by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You'll notice if you read the books that none of those ancestral individuals were there until death, basically they're identities got stuck in the RNA of a Bene Gesserit when they contributed their bit at conception

      Not so. The Idaho ghola had memories that were from incarnations where it was not possible for the cells to have been collected. It was implied that other memory was not inherited directly, but the genetic similarity made it easier to access.

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    15. Re:that's a matter of opinion by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      there are a lot of song/poems in it that would be absolutely atrocious to actually listen to someone attempting to sing

      Tolkien actually did sing most of these. My parents had the LP. I'm not sure if it's still available.

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    16. Re:that's a matter of opinion by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And fucking SURFING down stairs on a shield.

      I had tried to do that 2 years before in a D&D game. DM said I couldn't. 19-Dex halfing rogue, and he says I couldn't.

      I sent him a clip of that part with a message: "You owe me some XP, bitch."

    17. Re:that's a matter of opinion by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      And I hate to break it to you (well, no I don't) but a lot of "ancient" cultures took great care to record genealogies.

      Yes, I know they do. I studied anthropology among many other things.

      But IT DOESN'T MAKE A GOOD NOVEL!!!!!

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    18. Re:that's a matter of opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dune has a lot of character-driven conflict that could just as easily be played out on an empty stage.

      Undoubtedly staged as "Our Sietch."

      Yes...That's what we're clamoring for.

    19. Re:that's a matter of opinion by sep0209 · · Score: 1

      "Dune has a lot of character-driven conflict that could just as easily be played out on an empty stage. "

      So true. Shakespeare could have done a credible Dune with a handful of actors and one of those Chinese people-dragons made to look like a sandworm

    20. Re:that's a matter of opinion by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      You have me there. :)

  23. maybe i'm in a minority, but... by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    I liked the 1984 version.

  24. Dune 3D by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Don't sell beverages on movie theater and put the old version. You will have a 2D movie + thirst, a whole new dimension to it (and you won't need spice to know how everyone will feel at the end)

  25. Need a full series, not another movie by wintercolby · · Score: 1

    With all the books that Frank Herbert wrote about Dune, combined with all those written by Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson, there should be enough material to last for quite a while. As a bonus, all the summarization that would normally happen at the continuation of a series is already built into the Brian Herbert/Kevin J Anderson stuff. Hated it in the books, because I read them straight through. I would appreciate the mid-series summaries if spaced out by a week, though.

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    1. Re:Need a full series, not another movie by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson never wrote a single word in the Dune universe.

      I've read all of them, just once, I've never dressed up as Paul, I don't know how to pronounce Bene Gesserit, and I still know more about Dune than they do.

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    2. Re:Need a full series, not another movie by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Ug, don't mention Brian Herbert's crap. As much as the last two Dune novels were lacklustre to say the least, they're still miles more interesting and better written than the pure shit that Herbert and his partner and crime are putting out. I read the first couple, and they made your average Star Wars novel seem like high literature.

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  26. Lynch's Dune -- Like a movie made by aliens by Yergle143 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First off pick up the book again some time and read the dialog aloud and tell me
    Herbert's writing doesn't define wooden.

    That's OK, maybe the Bible has more in common with this book then say,
    the slangy chatty "Avatar".

    That Lynch pulled in stuff from a different dimension was well and good. I personally
    think "milking a cat", Gurney attacking with one hand on a gun and the other holding
    a pug, heart plugs and the tubes going into the brains of the Guild are more poignant
    than anything in the book.

    Lynch's "Dune" sent me to a different dimension. "Avatar" sent me to bed
    with a headache.

  27. 3D Sandworms? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    I'd settle for a 3D script and characters...

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  28. ain't broke, don't fix it by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    " I don't care what's in the books - the Lynch movie is what the Dune universe is to me"

    You, good sir, are probably speaking for about 90% of the population that has seen the original 1984 Dune movie.

    My issue is his quote " 'Peter had an approach which was not mine at all, and we're starting over again'...he recognises** that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness."

    Probably not a good idea, to remake a movie completely different from the from the popular original. I'm just saying ain't broke, don't fix it. I'd watch the exact 1984 Dune redone with fresh graphics, but I'm not sure about erasing the original from our minds. I think we liked the original and would like to see more of that.

    **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

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    1. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect...

      You're right; you are far from perfect. To begin with, it's a (potential) spelling error, and spelling has fuck all to do with grammar. In the same breath, you also misspelled grammar. Way to go.

      Here's a tip for the future: Instead of apologizing for being a grammer nazi,

      just fucking skip the attempted nazi-ing all together. You'd look less like a jack ass, and save both of us some typing.

    2. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

      You must not quote much here.

    3. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by hardburn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Popular"? Lynch distanced himself from the film, the critics hated it, and it was a box office failure. It was a 6 hour movie compressed into 2 hours, and had "weirding modules" in a clumsy and unnecessary attempt to put technology in the place of the more mystical aspects of the story. It went too deep without explanation for those who didn't read the books, and was too shallow for those who had.

      I think you're vastly overstating the popularity of that version. It's completely forgettable.

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    4. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

      It's 's' unless it's American English. No, I don't mean it in the Microsoft way of dictation, but rather the international standard.
      Honestly, only Americans could bastardize the word bastardise.

    5. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What are you talking about? Dune (1984) was one of the biggest flops in movie history.

      it cost 40,000,000.00 to make and grossed 29,750,00.00 and some change.

      That's not 'popular.' Cult classic, sure.

    6. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Theleton · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing is, the 1984 movie was never very popular, and is widely remembered as a box office bomb. (See Harlan Ellison's rant... errr, "essay," on how Universal screwed up the film's chances before it was even released.) Maybe a few people who saw it (and hadn't read the book) liked it, but a lot of others didn't, and most people didn't see it.

      So I wouldn't stick to any elements from the Lynch version, but I wouldn't make any efforts to wipe it out, either. Just let it be forgotten.

      (BTW, you misspelled "grammar.")

    7. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On the contrary, it's z if one is American, otherwise you're perfectly entitled to use proper English.

    8. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by RiddleofSteel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Every Sci-Fi geek I know liked the film, non-geeks hated it. I'm not saying we loved it, but for the time it was different and interesting. So I really don't think he's overstating the popularity for it's market base. For many people they had not even heard of Dune before the movie, and while the books are much better I never would have read them without the Lynch version.

    9. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's 's' unless it's American English. No, I don't mean it in the Microsoft way of dictation, but rather the international standard. Honestly, only Americans could bastardize the word bastardise.

      Well what do you expect? They took the 'u' out of honour as well.

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    10. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm what you would call a Sci-Fi geek, at the Lynch movie was bad. It looked great, and, like I said, felt like Dune, but a lot of the elements, like the Weirding Modules, were so moronic that to anyone who enjoyed the book, the movie was like a sick joke.

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    11. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also misspelled "Britain". Total failure.

    12. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by t0p · · Score: 2, Informative

      **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

      That's grammar not "grammer", and Britain not "britian". I don't know about "grammer nazi", but if you want to be a spelling nazi it'd help if you could spell. As for whether the guy's in Britain or not: I'm in Britain but you'll very rarely, if ever, see a .uk domain connected with my online writings. A .com, .org or .net domain does not necessarily mean the writer thereof is in the USA. And British English is considered correct in a lot more places than is American English.

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    13. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by slick_rick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I watched the Lynch movie as a teenager back in the late 80s long before I read the book. Therefore I did and do not have the book snob attitude to pre-judge the movie by. I only read the book because of the captivating feel of the movie and the intriguing storyline. The made-for-TV remake was closer to the book, but far from enthralling.

      I think Lynch is a lot like Kuberick. You either love his stuff or hate hate it, there is little in between.

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    14. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by theillien · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the Lynch movie and based on the images I've seen I doubt I ever will. I only hope they don't use 3D as a gimmick.

    15. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I think you're vastly overstating the popularity of that version. It's completely forgettable.

      No, it's not. Those who forget history...
      Let's not make the next Dune the same as the last, or the one before that, or the one before that.

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    16. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I saw Lynch's version in the theatre when it came out. It sucked then and it still sucks now. Everyone I know said it sucked, including my chemical engineering classmates (i.e. geeks). It was one of the few times when the planets aligned and the common people agreed with the film critics: the film stank worse than a menstruating skunk's asshole. They should have burned the fucking thing and then buried it in a hole. Except you probably wouldn't have been able to grow anything in the earth around it for a couple thousand years. Good on this fellow for trying to avoid Lynch's "vision".

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    17. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Don't blame America for forking the language -- blame the English for having such bloody poor control over it. Prior to the 20th century, spelling and literacy weren't particularly high on anybody's priority lists.

      Words were spelled phonetically, and when it came time to standardize, it was largely a matter of coincidence as to what got written down in which location.

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    18. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by iamhassi · · Score: 0

      "It's 's' unless it's American English. No, I don't mean it in the Microsoft way of dictation, but rather the international standard. Honestly, only Americans could bastardize the word bastardise."

      google disagrees

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    19. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by flyneye · · Score: 2, Informative

      And yet it was the lush velvety narcotic cinematography that is the hallmark of any of Lynchs color films with the unexplainable depth of a strange dream, as are any of his films. Whoever put Lynch on Dune had to know what they were getting into from the time the blotter hit their tongue.
                If you can forget Lynch imagery, you weren't in the theatre for the movie.

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    20. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by sep0209 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was pretty good.

    21. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably not a good idea, to remake a movie completely different from the from the popular original.

      I'd have to disagree. First, the original Dune movie was not generally popular. (Maybe its reputation has increased over the years.) It was almost universally panned. Second (but related to the first), the original Dune had good visuals for the time, but the story was so badly mangled that it's best to just start over.

      As someone who read the original book, and then saw the movie, I thought the movie hit the high points of the book, but there was almost none of the story that the book gave you. Any remake needs to start with the story and work outward to the visuals so that it makes sense to someone who hasn't read the book.

      Honestly, I can't see a remake of Dune that would be less than 4 or 5 hours in length. You'd need that much time to build up the story. And something (better than what was done in the 1984 movie) would have to be done to better express the inner monologues of the characters.

    22. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well what do you expect? They took the 'u' out of honour as well.

      What the hell are you talking about? There's no "u" in "honor"! Can't you recognize that? ;-)

    23. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by obarthelemy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Films and books are very different. I find my perception is always very tainted by the order in which I see/read them: if the book comes first, I'll have a hard time appreciating the film because I'll be looking in it for my preconceptions and much more content than a film can convey; if I see the film first, my understanding, visualization, and expectations of the books will be very conditioned.

      All in all, I think book first, film afterwards is better. It lets me create my own vision, even though I then have to try and suspend it while trying to get into the film.

      That said, I think Dune was a good not great film. Nice visuals, but felt a bit empty. I'm guessing the new film will feel the same: there's just no time to convey the overall social situation, the politics, the technology, the metaphysical aspects, the sense of wonder... in 2-3 hrs.

      There's 2 films I find at least as good as their books: 1984 and Blade Runner. I'm interested in suggestions for more. LOTR fails because the books were so great, but the films are OK.

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    24. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was more likely the opposite. The non-geeks liked it while the geeks didn't, since the geeks had already read all of the Dune books. I remember going to the theatre on Dune's opening day and walking out completely disappointed. Most sets and costumes were all very well done, similar to what I imagined they would look like from their book descriptions, but the story and pacing was crap.

      The 2000 miniseries version was even worse. Not only was the story still inaccurate, but the sets, costumes and special effects ranged from gaudy to pathetic. The actors were much worse than the already poor actors of the 1984 film.

    25. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by JayAEU · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      just fucking skip the attempted nazi-ing all together. You'd look less like a jack ass, and save both of us some typing.

      Although it does look like he could do with the practice... ;)

    26. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by nanospook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes the film sucked soooo bad!!!!!! Except... you can still rent it today at Blockbusters. 20 years later.. sounds like a total failure to me.. *dripping sarcasm* ;) Personally, the movie captivated me. I first saw it in my 20's and am in my 40's now. I still watch it periodically, the music, scenery, the baroque feel and look, not to mention the music. I agree that it didn't follow the book, but its captivating in its own way..

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    27. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by nobodie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ah HMMM, Grammar is spelling, and very little else. The little else is actually called "Syntax", not grammar. While not a grammar nazi, i am a grammarian with the degrees in linguistics to prove it. If you would like to go historical instead of hysterical we could talk about the very first book of English "grammer" (which would have been acceptable spelling at that time) which was in 1613 and was written by Ben Jonsen, the playwright. It was about 73 pages as I recall and was more than half devoted to ...... (drumroll please) spelling rules for English. So, consider yourself chastised and corrected, carefully place the duncehat on your cranium and sit in the corner.

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    28. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by siride · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that -ize is more etymologically correct and it was the original. The British were the ones that shifted over to -ise for reasons unclear to me (apparently French influence?). Even so, it doesn't matter. Both spelling systems are no longer phonetically nor even at times phonemically connected to the languages they represent.

    29. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by hardburn · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the book personally, but the movie version of The Prestige is supposed to be better than the book. Apparently it had a bunch of stuff that the author wish he had thought of.

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    30. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to add to the conversation! Does your Mom know you're posting here from her AOL account?

    31. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      I think Lynch is a lot like Kuberick. You either love his stuff or hate hate it, there is little in between.

      I like David Lynch's works , but I still think that Dune sucked. And yes, I love the book, but I read it AFTER I watched the movie. Hell, Lynch himself thought that his movie sucked!

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    32. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't read the book personally

      So, what's your impression, after having read it impersonally?

    33. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that -ize is more etymologically correct and it was the original.

      No, it isn't.

      "Origin:
      1425-75; recogn(ition) + -ize; r. late ME racunnysen, recognisen OF reconuiss-, s. of reconuistre L recognscere, equiv. to re- re- + cognscere to know 1 ; see cognition"

      Recognise looks closer to racunnysen and recognisen than recognize does.

    34. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except... you can still rent it today at Blockbusters. 20 years later.. sounds like a total failure to me.. *dripping sarcasm* ;)

      Dude, you can rent ANY number of 25-year-old crappy movies at Blockbuster.

    35. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by BryanL · · Score: 1

      I so wish that there was a +1 ironic moderation.

    36. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by nixkuroi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ridley Scott hated the theatrical release of Blade Runner, but I loved it. What the filmmaker thinks of his films has little to do with how much I like them. I thought the Dune movie was pretty awesome when I saw it first, but it didn't age well. But, like other readers, that's the Dune universe I knew. I didn't mind the Weirding modules. They reminded me in some ways of Spider-Man's web shooters. Not needed, but a cool part of the mythos that says something interesting about their inventors.

      Still haven't read the book though, but I didn't have to read Phillip K Dick to appreciate Blade Runer either.

    37. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      To really appreciate Blade Runner, you need to read K.W. Jeter.

    38. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      Google being a paragon and all that.

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    39. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      There's so many parts of "androids" that are left out (the sad theology of Mercerism) or changed (the androids are, in the end, evil - no qualifications). Blade Runner has its own qualities (great visuals), but as good as the book? No.

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    40. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Look I'm willing to accept that Americans aren't willing to spell words correctly, preferring a more intuitive spelling that tends to drop vowels or substitute consonants. But when somebody uses the original English spelling, its beyond cheeky to think you can correct them with your own preferred version and still maintain an air of superiority.

      In other words, piss off and learn to spell properly!

    41. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      Actually American is considered by linguists to be closer to original English. It's the British who have bastardised bastardize. The "correct" form is with a 'z' it's also the version preferred by OED (exchanging s for z in ise words began in england in the 17th century). Many British English words have been transformed due to rampant francophilia during the Victorian period, e.g. program(me).

      Disclaimer: I am not a native English speaker, but I have a keen interest in languages from my great granduncle who worked in this field. I have inherited a number of his books, and plan to put them on project Guthenberg when I get some spare time.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Jespersen)

    42. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and

      ...but it's kinda a pain...

      expands to

      ...but it's kind of a a pain...

    43. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet it was the lush velvety narcotic cinematography that is the hallmark of any of Lynchs color films

      Agreed....my enjoyment of Twin Peaks was directly proportional to the amount of mind altering substances in my body at the time.

    44. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well what do you expect? They took the 'u' out of honour as well.

      As well as "humor". Tell me, why is that letter in there to begin with? I'd be willing to bet that a few hundred years ago "bastardize" wasn't even a word (or "bastardise" either for that matter), and if it was, it was pronounced "bastard ice".

      Whay aren't you people bitching about the bastardization of the word "gay"? I never could understand what was so gay about homosexuality.

    45. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      What the filmmaker thinks of his films has little to do with how much I like them

      I loathe what I often put forward to my managers and customers. I think what I put forward is some of the most half-hearted and slapdash pieces of crap that I ever created.

      Yet they love them, say I'm doing an amazing job, and keep giving me raises/bonuses. It is quite possible that as the creator of these things, I am accutely aware of their flaws, imperfections, and areas in which they failed to live up to my expectations, yet for the people I am delivering to (who I always INSIST must give me a deadline, otherwise I'd never finish) they are unaware of these flaws and enjoy my work.

      I'd imagine it is quite similar for any creator of content. It is just VERY hard for me to like anything I create until I hear that it is enjoyed by others.

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    46. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a better class of friend. That movie sucked donkey balls.

    47. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by sep0209 · · Score: 1

      Does yours?

    48. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

      I 1000% agree with you, David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune was a wonderful piece master, and it's going to be hard to do any better. Yet, we car read that there is a "need" to "delete" it in our minds? Hell no, this wont happen anytime. This pretencious film maker needs a bit of humility, and maybe watch again the David Lynch version.

    49. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

      I have so many friends saying that. I tend to disagree. In general, I also think it's silly to comments on a film saying the book is better, these arts are hardly comparable.

      The 3 volumes (plus extensions) huge dune books, I didn't like them. I enjoy reading shorter stories from the same author, but not Dune. That is, to me, a quite over estimated book because of David Lynch brilliant movie. I didn't even finish the 3rd book as it was starting to be really borring.

    50. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Grygus · · Score: 1

      Any "science fiction geek" who hasn't read Dune should re-apply for the epithet, and anyone who's read the book would only be accepting of the movie because at the time it was the only Dune movie available. The miniseries, warts and all, is at least as good (I think it's much better) and so remaking the movie from scratch is a good idea; the definitive Dune film has yet to be made.

      Normally I might question whether Dune were actually filmable, but the last time I had that question Peter Jackson crushed my cynicism and it hasn't quite recovered.

    51. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by cheesybagel · · Score: 1
      IMO the Lynch movie had an awesome and dark visual design. It was also seriously violent. The soundtrack was nothing short of awesome.

      Some actors were just plain terrific. The Baron was memorable, enjoyable, yet disgusting at the same time. Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam also excellent. The Emperor fit the role like a glove. Gurney Alleck (Patrick Stewart) also does a nice part in there. Princess Irulan was hot. Alia was scary like in the book.

      Other performances were often plain wooden (Paul and Shani are examples). The script was also very rough, poorly paced, with some things happening too quickly, others too slowly. Some pieces of dialog did not make a lot of sense. Namely the betrayal of Dr. Huey is poorly explained and could have been mostly skipped altogether rather than done poorly. Duncan Idaho did not get enough character development for the audience to feel enough empathy when he died, so he could have been written out of the plot (although it is probably a bad idea since he shows up in the sequels). Somewhere near the middle-end of the movie there is too rapid a transition from roving skirmishes by small bands into the final battle. The final battle also happens too quickly IMO. If there is one thing this movie could have used was the battle choreography using computer generated mass fights as done in LotR.

      Not explaining the machine wars in the intro was OK since it is not very relevant to the actual plot. You do not need to explain it any more than you need to talk about Morgoth when doing LoTR.

      The Guild report bit was necessary, yet more exposition was necessary in other places. A lot of things in the movie are poorly explained such as the powers of the Emperor, the role of the Sardaukar (although this is understandable), the Bene Gesserit role in society is also confusing to understand, as is the Guild's in the beggining.

    52. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...no, 'kinda' is short for just 'kind of', not 'kind of a'. As in how 'Kinda lame, bro' doesn't example to 'Kind of a lame, bro'.

    53. Re:ain't broke, don't fix it by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      Just watched it, had a good time. Thanks !

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  29. Animate it!!! by RevWaldo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And I don't mean "animate as in Avatar" or "animate as in UP" I mean "animate as in Akira, Paprika, Metropolis, etc. etc. (Pity I can't think of any comparable American productions. The Lion King?) A twelve-hour series would do Dune justice, but I'd settle for a three-hour film.

    1. Re:Animate it!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great! Now I have to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune with "Can you feel the love tonight" playing in the background from my consciousness.

  30. delete the images??? by l3v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness

    Hell, erase the memories of a fantastic adaptation by a fantastic director and replace it by a freaking 3D toystory?

    kind of movie that has the scope to be 3D

    Has the scope? Geez, the world is 3D, genius, and everything in it has the scope to be 3D.

    I've had my fair share of avatar movies for this decade thankyouverymuch.

    Anyway, it seems we just should rest this "movie" thing for a few decades, since it seems they either just make movies that are crap or they think creating new ideas is uncool and just keep remaking worse and worse versions of previous movies.

    It is an industry alright. So we should treat it as such: pay, watch, and if it doesn't deliver what was promised take it back and demand the money. Or do you keep a mower if it doesn't cut the freaking grass?

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    1. Re:delete the images??? by Pyrus.mg · · Score: 1

      Or do you keep a mower if it doesn't cut the freaking grass?

      Yes I would, you insensitive clod! While we're at it, on a related note; Toyota can pry my sticky gas pedal out from under my cold dead foot!

    2. Re:delete the images??? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      WHAT? that is a horrible movie, with lame effects and a complete butchery of the material...and I'm not even a huge Dune fan.

      By scope he is referring to the type of shots that would be made and how they are viewed in a theater. There is more to filming then just point the camera and shoot.

      You can do a beautifully rendered movie and have a good story. Avatar as a story wasn't original, but then no story is.

      "Anyway, it seems we just should rest this "movie" thing for a few decades, since it seems they either just make movies that are crap or they think creating new ideas is uncool and just keep remaking worse and worse versions of previous movies."
      that drive me up a wall.
      First off, most movie for the entire history of movies have been crap, just like an other area of art.

      Second. Just because a story has been done doesn't mean it shouldn't be done again. You don't go around saying there should never be another play about Cinderella because one was don 50 years ago, do you? New actors, new filming, new effects are a perfectly reasonable reason to make another movie about a story that has been done before.

      third - 2009 had UP, Star Trek, Moon, Carolin, just to name a few good movie. Also a bunch of movies that aren't 'good', but I generally liked. While I recognize transformers wasn't a good movie, I still like giant robots fighting it out. Since that was pretty much all I expected, I wasn't disappointed. Anyone who expected more isn't really familiar with Megan Fox's work.

      " and if it doesn't deliver what was promised take it back and demand the money"
      where the fuck did that come from? how is it relate to the discussion?

      People like you just like to complain.

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    3. Re:delete the images??? by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness Hell, erase the memories of a fantastic adaptation by a fantastic director and replace it by a freaking 3D toystory?

      There's nothing to erase - according to my one boss, in her 40's, who claims that the 1984 movie doesn't exist (despite me telling her that it does exist and that I own a copy of it).

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    4. Re:delete the images??? by t0p · · Score: 1

      recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness Hell, erase the memories of a fantastic adaptation by a fantastic director and replace it by a freaking 3D toystory?

      I'm certainly in agreement that some images from Lynch's film need deleting. Like that one of Sting in his skiddies - Yecchh!

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  31. Old Crazy Guy Review.... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    I cannot wait, not for the release of the film, but for the funny as heck review by the old crazy guy on you tube.

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    1. Re:Old Crazy Guy Review.... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      ... are you talking about RedLetterMedia?

  32. Re:Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or bette by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    neither will 3D rescue an abortion of a film

    Oh, so you missed out on fashionable movies lately, or so it seems :)

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  34. In Treatment by xactuary · · Score: 0

    1. Shoot the film from the perspective of the Shaddam's throne and characterize the freemen as your basic extremist/Jihadist types. The neocons will eat it up right up until the "evildoers" win, and then again claim Hollywood is anti-'merican. 2. Shoot the movie from the Bene Gesserit perspective and get funding in Israel. Invite Joe Lieberman to the premier gala. 3. Shoot the movie from the Shai Haluud perspective in an Disney-esque animated children's classic called "Sandworm Come Home". 4. Shoot the movie from the Guild space-folding perspective as a road movie. Any of the above will suck just as much as anything we're likely to see. Unless Frank "Old Blue Eyes" Sinatra sings the soundtrack, of course.

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  35. Do we need another by Jim+Hall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do we really need another attempt to re-make 'Dune'? Yes, David Lynch's 1984 film version was really, really bad. Unwatchable, even. But I thought the healing process was complete with SciFi's Dune (2000) miniseries.

    I watched the miniseries (but not the followup, Children of Dune (2003)) and thought it was great. They did an amazing job with the story. With a 3-part miniseries, you can take your time with the story, so it doesn't feel so rushed. Sure, it had William Hurt in it (I find him boring) but was good nonetheless! :-)

    I'm not convinced we need another re-make of this.

    1. Re:Do we need another by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought children was better than the first mini series, I didn't like the way paul was portrayed in the first one, but for some reason he didn't bother me in the second even though its the same actor.

      The second one was a lot less theatrical as well, presumably because they had a bigger budget.

    2. Re:Do we need another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The immaturity of Paul during the events of the first miniseries where portrayed well, though. He was a very different character particularly after the "awakening" and bonding with Chani, just the way it should be.

    3. Re:Do we need another by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      William Hurt was boring in Dune, and The Village too, but check out his earlier movie "The Doctor". He's excellent in that one.

    4. Re:Do we need another by Swampash · · Score: 1

      Do we really need another attempt to re-make 'Dune'? Yes, David Lynch's 1984 film version was really, really bad. Unwatchable, even.
      I thought it was BEAUTIFUL. Set design, art, cinematography, locations, cast, it's all right on the fucking money. When I read the book now I see the locations and actors from the movie in my head.

      The script and story? Umm.... not so much.

    5. Re:Do we need another by initialE · · Score: 1

      I remember the scene where Alia practices with spinning flying knives things and then takes her clothes off to talk to her brother. Whereas the book version made sense (she was taking a bath, became frustrated and restless, and decided to do some practice), when interpreted like it was in the movie, it was completely gratuitous and nonsensical.

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    6. Re:Do we need another by giuda · · Score: 1

      and the bad thing is ... ? :)

    7. Re:Do we need another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God, I loved the film and the book, but thought the Mini-series was shite. I hated what they did with Pauls character - I could not watch the Whiny SOB....

      I would like the to try again, the source material can handle it. You dont have to watch it you know...

  36. hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness.

    The "images" were actually quite well-done. Lynch's Dune suffered from several problems, but the visual effects and costumes weren't one of them. And the Brian Eno score was really good (I even liked the end Toto instrumental).

    1. Re:hmmm by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      agreed, lynch's version is visually stunning, the problems with the film are mainly to do with the fact that the original lynch cut was 4 hours long, its a difficult story translate to other mediums. I also thought some of the acting was poor, but I still love the film anyway, its an ambitious attempt that doesn't hit all its intended marks but is still an incredible experience (especially if you have read the book, the narrative is a lot easier to follow).

    2. Re:hmmm by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      The score was mostly TOTO; Eno (and a few others) did the Prophecy Theme, but that's all.

      The worst of the problems affecting the Lynch version - that he took his name off - was the studio interference: his first major film with a proper budget and he was young and didn't stand up to them. They screwed with his artistic vision and the result was a waste of his talent.

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  37. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by Paul+Rose · · Score: 1

    I knew I'd get that -- I hear it quite a bit, so I must just be in the minority.
    I read Dune several times before seeing any of the movies.
    It was like nothing else I'd ever read -- the "afterglow" of Dune carried me through Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, each one losing me a little more. I never finished Heretics of Dune, so maybe I'm just not a true fan.
    I even tried one of Brian Herbert's books (shudder -- I'll have agree with you there).
    I was told the mini-series was bad, and I tried to hate it, but for some reason I just couldn't.
    I don't think any film could give you the whole experience, the mini-series adaptation was a bit mechanical, but at least they tried not to leave stuff out.
    I never caught the Children of Dune mini-series, so I can't comment on it.

  38. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I thought the SciFi network mini series a few years back was pretty faithful. I'd watch a new 3D big effects version, but it hardly seems necessary.

    I liked the SciFi version too. Not the best dramatic work ever created, but enjoyable (and this from SciFi??!?) and the pacing was good.

    How long was the mini-series? Dune just doesn't fit into a two or three hour movie. The 80's version just made me feel like I lad low blood sugar the whole time I was watching it. Even the marketing blitz ahead of it (I recall a many-page spread in 3-2-1-Contact magazine at the time, which didn't do much of anything commercial) couldn't convince us that it was a good movie (though some people saw the movie they wanted to see). I understand, it took me a few viewings to convince myself that The Phantom Menace was complete horseshit.

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  39. All I can think is... by mhajicek · · Score: 1

    All I can think is "I will kill him!" I had the Paul and Sting knife fighting action figures stuck in the light over the kitchen table for about a decade looking down on everyone with their knives at the ready; no one noticed.

  40. Why do we need another one? by jzarling · · Score: 1

    I read the original 3 Dune books before I saw the David Lynch movie, and I didn't think it was half bad.
    But why not adapt some other stories?
    A Canticle for Liebowitz, or some other ACC novels, like The Light of Other Days, or even Imperial Earth has come miniseries potential.

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  41. 3D, who cares by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is 3D mentioned? Who cares? I am so sick of people chasing carrots. Just make a fucking good movie and be done with it. Or at least try.

    1. Re:3D, who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      People will start to care if they made a 4D Dune movie composed of prescient visions.

    2. Re:3D, who cares by JWW · · Score: 1

      Dude that's one of the best /. comments ever. Why post anonymously.

    3. Re:3D, who cares by similar_name · · Score: 1
    4. Re:3D, who cares by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

      I love you. No really.

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    5. Re:3D, who cares by Grygus · · Score: 1

      People will start to care if they made a 4D Dune movie composed of prescient visions.

      Ad campaign: "You loved it!"

  42. History repeats itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I foresee something to the effect of Dune Nukem 3D ;-)

  43. Not another Dune RTS? by cf18 · · Score: 1

    I was hopping for another Dune RTS remake in 3D.

    1. Re:Not another Dune RTS? by gblackwo · · Score: 1

      I remember that- they basically took starcraft and placed it in a desert.

    2. Re:Not another Dune RTS? by sog_abq · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the first dune RTS games came out way before starcraft, and in my opinion laid a lot of the groundwork for what RTS gaming in the 90s became. But yes, the 4-disk dune3d rts game wasn't great, but the cut scenes were sufficiently creepy to give you the feel of the dune universe.

  44. Do we really need another Dune? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Ok, so Lynch's Dune took huge, I say I say, HUGE liberties with the source material. (There is a legend that Herbert endorsed Lynch's version as true to the source material, which to me means either Herbert had the novel ghosted and never read the drafts, or he was on crack.) And the version on siffie or whatever they're calling themselves these days was deadly dull.

    Does that necessarily mean we need yet another version of Dune? Couldn't the producers pick a novel that hadn't been done yet and mess with, er, make that instead?

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    1. Re:Do we really need another Dune? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Dune is just a story. I only care if it's entertaining.

      Is the current generation supposed to be deprived of a story just because we are getting old?

      Hell do it every 5 years for all I care. If it's entertaining, I'll go see it.
      I know people are thinking "But the money could be used for x!" Well, it doesn't work that way in Hollywood.

      Don't get me wrong, I would love to see a John Carter of Mars movie, or a new Doc Savage Movie, or a Disk World Movie. perfefably Night Watch, or a new story just for the movie... not likely, but I can dream!

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    2. Re:Do we really need another Dune? by Ironweaver · · Score: 1

      Is the current generation incapable of reading?

    3. Re:Do we really need another Dune? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I'm not exactly saying that. I am getting powerful bored with remakes. You're right, it's just a story. There are lots of stories that have never seen film, and we seem to be doing the same ten or twelve stories over and over. That's not what I call entertainment.

      But you're absolutely right, it's their money, to do with as they please. And my money is (at least for now) mine to do with as I please. I'm probably going to skip Dune. I already seen it twice, and although both versions left a lot to be desired, I don't feel like I need to sit through yet another movie where I already know the story by heart.

      Speaking of discworld, you realize that there are already two live action films in the can -- The Colour of Magic/The Light Fantastic (2008) (both novels combined into one 191 minute movie) and Hogfather (2006, 185 minutes). Both are worth seeing. Vadim Jean (director/adaptation) really "gets it".

      Reportedly, Going Postal is in post production, and The Wee Free Men is in planning stage. So there are new and interesting things happening. I just hate to see another $100M blown on yet another remake when they could do some novel -- any novel! -- that hasn't yet been beaten to death.

      I do have a dog in this fight -- There are several versions of Robert Heinlein's Starship Troopers available, and they all stinketh mightely. But as much as I love the novel, I wouldn't want to see another ST remake. That ship has sailed.

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    4. Re:Do we really need another Dune? by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      The current generation wants movies to play on their Kindles.

  45. This means no Dune by alvieboy · · Score: 1

    " he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness "

    This means no Dune, at least for me. And I actually don't want to forget Lynch's version - it is one of the best movies I ever saw (first time when I was 12 or 13 years old).

    IMHO some remakes are not meant to exist. This might be just one of those [ Another one would be a Cronenberg's Existenz remake ].

    What will happen ? Probably some high-speed movie with state-of-the-art photography and visual effects, a typical Hollywoodesque movie made for profit. Not a real movie, from my perspective, a movie that I'd go and watch.

    Anyway, just my opinion.

    1. Re:This means no Dune by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      You realise that the sonic weapons are NOTHING to do with Dune, right? Just checking.

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    2. Re:This means no Dune by alvieboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. Despite switch from "weirding way" to "weirding modules", it's a fantastic film. There are other incoherences with original novel - but you can find those in almost every novel-based movie (see LOTR for example).

    3. Re:This means no Dune by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      There are other incoherences with original novel - but you can find those in almost every novel-based movie (see LOTR for example).

      I tend to feel that the Lynch Dune movie was just another David Lynch movie, whereas the Peter Jackson LoTR movie was a massive improvement over the books; but I still found the movie very boring. Just not as boring as the books.

      I'm no fan of Lynch at the best of times, I tend to feel that he doesn't make movies for other people to enjoy or understand; rather to have fun making movies. I can respect that, but it doesn't mean I like his movies. Nor understand them...

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  46. You can't do dune by geekoid · · Score: 1

    as it is in the books. way too much internal dialog, and politics.
    You can tell the story, just not like it is in the book.

    Now that 3d is a mainstream tool in the movie makers tool belt being in 3d is certainly possible to add to the visuals.

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  47. Get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    **it's recognizes, with a z, unless the guy's in britian but i don't see a .uk domain. Sorry for being a grammer nazi when I'm far from perfect, but it's kinda a pain to quote the article and have Chrome tell me I'm misspelling words I didn't write.

    Even the awful webster's dictionary RECOGNISES an alternate spelling. Furthermore, since you want to pick nits, "britian" is spelled "Britain" (proper noun with the right spelling) and "grammer" is spelled "grammar".

    1. Re:Get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the awful webster's dictionary RECOGNISES an alternate spelling.

      Ironic since Noah Webster is the one who changed the spelling in the first place.

    2. Re:Get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the authour could be from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Ireland, Singapore or basically anywhere they speak English outside America.

      Not that's a nitpick!

    3. Re:Get over it by jeffasselin · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Canada, we just accept both spellings and get on with our lives.

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  48. What?! Dune film is ace! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder the modern world is so bad. Dune is utterly great. If the general consensus is that it's crap, then I now see what is wrong with the world. All you people are wrong! Wrong wrong wrong!

    Seriously, if you want to remake Dune and not make it like Dune, you will fail. I say this as someone who has read all the books. Repeatedly. And discussed them at length with my wife.

    The David Lynch Dune film is gospel.

  49. How many redos do you need on this story? by masmullin · · Score: 1

    How many remakes are needed of this story? Wasn't the movie done in the 80s, and a tv mini-series done in the 90s or so? I mean whats so interesting about this "blue eyed cataract" anyways?

  50. Why not choose a propper director? by hoelk · · Score: 1

    Im sorry to hijack this threat for something a bit offtopic; Why the hell did they choose Joseph Kahn ("Torque") to do Neuromancer? And am I the only person who considers this MUCH more shocking than yet-another-crappy-classic-movie-remake?

    1. Re:Why not choose a propper director? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      They let the guy responsible for Torque do another movie? The man who thought up the oversized car key? Seriously?

      I'm just aching to see the awkward shot of Case plugging something in, the plug suddenly being larger then his arm for some incomprehensible reason.

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  51. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by ShiftyOne · · Score: 1

    No, if you have to read the books to understand the movie then its not that great.

  52. Umm... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Wasn't the same said about Lord of the Rings?*

    *Loved the books, hated the movies. Proles adored it, though. I'm guessing that 90% or more slashdotters also loved it.

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  53. Other SciFi needs to be done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats up with the Dune fetish...?

    There are so many other great SciFi stories that could be incredible films. Larry Niven alone could supply amazing stories.

  54. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by chrisG23 · · Score: 1

    Hasn't Brian Herbert done enough damage already?

    I still cringe that I forced myself to read all the way through the second sequel he wrote, because I had to know what happens.

    What happened? Nerd rage, as I threw away the first book I've ever thrown away in my life. Its poo. It's worse than poo, poo has redeeming value as fertilizer and a place for flies to spawn their maggot babies. All the Brian Herbert milk-my-father's-work-so-I-don't-have-to Dune books (of which there are too too many) Are cut off. They no longer exist in my personal reality.

  55. All I know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lady Jessica can ride my 3D sand worm any time!

    1. Re:All I know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ride that bad boy until it pukes the Water of Life!

  56. This is a job for Peter Jackson. by jcr · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't trust anyone else do it right.

    -jcr

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  57. Dune as modern Islamist parable by strangelovian · · Score: 1

    Isn’t Dune an interesting parable for our time – religious, desert-dwelling tribesmen rebel against an Empire that is extracting their precious resources, and are led in their jihad by the Mahdi. Will Hollywood really want to make a movie in which al Qaeda are the good guys? Granted, Avatar painted all of industrial civilization as the bad guy, but this still might be a bit of a stretch

    1. Re:Dune as modern Islamist parable by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand Dune. I also don't think you understand al Qaeda. But you do understand Hollywood.

  58. Re:Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or bette by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    I know it's fashionable to bash Avatar, at least for the hype sorrounding it, but I think it wasn't a bad film. It had a nice twist on the Pocahontas story (which is at least 200 years old, and a lot of other works used it for a basis as well), the dialog flows nicely, most characters have an actual motivation. Though it wasn't really revolutionary (wasn't Beowulf done in 3D as well?).

  59. Harah is Fauchelevent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem I have with both Lynch's Dune and the miniseries is their treatment--neglect, rather--of the minor characters. Harah is not Tom Bombadil; she and her sons are the lingering aftermath of Paul's duel with Jamis, and her evolving reaction to Paul serves a larger narrative purpose in explaining his transition from outsider to messiah. From "THIS bested my Jamis?" to serving as nanny to Alia and later the twins, she is transformed form hardened skeptic to follower.

    I agree that one movie is probably not enough to cover all of Dune. Like Les Misearables, the tragedy of filming such an epic work is that there's so much good material that it's seemingly impossible to do so without excising critically important pieces. Les Mis, however, did get a 6 hour treatment... (The Dayan Depardieu/Malkovich 2000 adaptation) but not in English. Would that Dune would get such an expansive treatment!

    Oh, and if they can bring back Max Von Sydow as Liet-Kynes, I'd be perfectly happy with that. :-)

    1. Re:Harah is Fauchelevent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Les Misearables, the tragedy of filming such an epic work is that there's so much good material that it's seemingly impossible to do so without excising critically important pieces.

      So when is the Dune musical (Les Vers) coming out?

  60. MOD PARENT DOWN by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    He's referring to the sequels that were written by someone who clearly hasn't read the originals. In Children of Dune, Frank Herbert writes about the attitude of dependency being destructive not the machines themselves. In God Emperor, he writes that humanity has evolved to the point where it is no longer likely to suffer this problem. The dialogs between the Reverend Mother and the God Emperor indicate that fear of computers is irrelevant for modern humans. In Chapter House, he reintroduces this theme, showing that the Archivists lose some of their humanity when they start to think like computers and are, ultimately, a dead end.

    In the prequel and sequel series, there is an evil AI with completely inexplicable motives who tortures humans for no obvious reason and is later somehow a threat to humanity.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now now, Kevin J Anderson isn't an AI.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      I read the first of the Kevin J Anderson prequels and it explains that the AI was written by a group of humans who used it to overthrow a previous galactic empire by exploiting critical computer systems across the empire. THe AI is supposed to be aggressive and seek to conquer everything it can, but has protections for the programmers. However, they put their brains into computerised life-support systems, and one of them screws up his security and they get pwnt too.

      IIRC humans were only tortured by one robot which had a corrupted version of the main AI.

      I didn't think the plot was too bad (although it didn't really have anything going for it), my main reason for disliking it was just that it had that characteristic Andrews style, which I don't really enjoy. I agree that the extra books never happened though.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Lundse · · Score: 1

      I am a longtime fan of Frank Herbert, and I approve of this parent! Very succinctly put, sir.

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  61. Is anyone else sick to the back teeth... by asdf7890 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is anyone else sick to the back teeth of "IN 3D"!!!!!1!!!!!?

    It seems to be that they think no one will go see any film unless it has IN 3D writ large at the end of the trailer and on every poster, and they the film makers think that some 3D element will somehow make their film great whether it is or not without being IN 3D.

    I know such singleton action is meaningless in the grand scheme of things, but I for one will make an effort to get through 2010 without seeing any film that shouts the IN 3D gimick in its pitch.

    Please tell me I'm not the only one. Please tell me the average cinema goer isn't a Bay fan wanting nothing more than EXPLOSIONS IN 3D who is going to be suckered into thinking this new gimmick is what makes films great...

    1. Re:Is anyone else sick to the back teeth... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I saw my first modern 3-D movie last week. It was fantastic.

      Yes, it's a gimmick. It won't make a bad movie good. Lets look at other gimmicks that movies developed:

      Sound
      Color
      CGI special effects.

      So get used to 3-D. It's great, and I want all movies to have it. Whether it's "When Harry met Sally" or "Avatar"

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    2. Re:Is anyone else sick to the back teeth... by scotts13 · · Score: 1

      Right out of the gate, they lose about 8-10% of their audience with 3D. That's the percentage of the population with eye conditions that keep them from seeing the effect. I'm one of them; last 3D film I went to was 90 minutes of holding a hand over one eye, a dim, blurry screen, and a headache.

    3. Re:Is anyone else sick to the back teeth... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I think they should remake The Passion of Christ with lots of 3D camera sweeps and huge explosions specifically to prove your point. Also because I really like bad movies.

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    4. Re:Is anyone else sick to the back teeth... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I won't see it if it's in 3D. 3D works by picking the focus of the scene and rendering it so that if you are focusing on that exact same point, the whole world around you looks face-meltingly pretty.

      I don't stare at the centre of the screen when watching movies.

      When I went to see Avatar IN 3D!11112331qwes I came out with a headache I've not experienced since the morning after my 21st birthday party. In almost every scene there was a piece of wildlife or technology that looked damn pretty or impressive, and I wanted to look at it. My own depth perception kicks in, and I spend the next 10 secondswaiting for my right eye to stop spasming. That didn't make the outing particularly enjoyable for me.

      In short, I'm sure it's lovely but it doesn't work for me.

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    5. Re:Is anyone else sick to the back teeth... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's a gimmick, but I think you missed out on one aspect. It seems to me that one of the big driving forces behind "NOW IN THREE DEE" is that Hollywood sees it as a way to get people into the cinema.

      After all, DVDs (and Blu-Ray I suppose) aren't going to bring you 3D without you having the stuff to view 3D at home. I keep hearing about all this 3D stuff coming out for Television, but I think we're a while off yet. Hell, there's a not-insignificant subset of the population that still has 4:3 standard def analog TVs out there even though the US has switched to Digital/HD.

      I'm going to predict that this 3D stuff will continue to be hyped all to hell for some time to come.

      On the point of the subject of the article, it strikes me that I'm much more interested in the political intrigue and complex storyline of the Dune universe than in "SAND WORMS NOW IN THREE DEE", or "NOW WITH MORE 'SPLOSIONS ... IN THREE DEE" anyway.

      So, yes, I'm with you... No plans here to see any 3D movie any time soon.

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  62. Give me something new! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not another remake. This weekend I saw a movie in the theater, and EVERY trailer was a remake. Clash of the Titans, Death at a Funeral, and even the A-Team for crying out loud.

  63. And for your next trick by You'reJustSlashFlock · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see you summarize 2001:A Space Odyssey.

    1. Re: And for your next trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kubrick's apes react
      to monolith. HAL reacts
      to talk. Dave does not.

      http://www.fwfr.com/fourum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5603

  64. LOTR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Tom Bombadil. Less adventures and more war than Indiana Jones. Lame.

  65. Told before? by J_Omega · · Score: 0

    I like the idea of exploring the rise and fall of a messiah and how his life and teachings become twisted by his followers. I'm sure this sort of tale has been told before but Dune is the first time I encountered it.

    The oldest version of this story that I know of is in a book called the "New Testament." The tale is STILL being twisted by its adherents, 2000 years after its 1st edition. FWIW, I still prefer the Dune stories, though I can't say I am much of a follower there either.

  66. Why not do something original? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    There's plenty of good sci-fi books out there that would make excellent movies. So why do a remake?

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:Why not do something original? by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

      If we wait another 20 years for special effects to really outdo our current gendra, I might support remaking Dune. In the meantime, lets make other SF movies of books that are popular but have not been made into movies. I am a great believer of diversification. Besides, if the producers mess it up, it will really kill the franchise, something at which Brian Herbert is doing a good job accomplishing all by himself.
      I think there is something to be said for the fact that the two medias each have their strengths and weaknesses. Film is good for visual effects and in your face drama. Books appeal more to our imagination and narration. What made the book great was the narration and F. Herbert's ability to immerse the reader in his world so as to make it believeable. The film came off as too contrived and forced. It lacked being able to make the reader believe the characters and surroundings. On the other hand, the movie effects of sandriding should have been cut. Even the hunter seeker in Paul's bedroom sceen sucked. I did like the floating fat man scenes. I liked Sting in his speedos, but that must be due to my latent homosexuality which is going to come out at some later point in my life, like right after some georgous blond chick asks me to bed. Some of the believabilty of the book depends on the age of the reader. F. Herbert wrote Dune about a 20 year old boy coming of age as the main characther, so that is the demographic to which it appeals. I just don't think it probably appeals to young girls as much. Maybe girls might relate better to a Queen Elizabeth story?

  67. Not another remake, sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, instead of endlessly remaking one novel, how about trying to film one of the many, many other great sci fi stories that haven't been done yet? How about "The Mote in God's Eye"?

  68. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by t0p · · Score: 1

    Your comment reminds me of what Johnny Depp said when he was asked to play Charles Manson in a dramatization of Ed Sanders' book The Family. He said that he thought the 1976 TV miniseries Helter Skelter had told the story well enough, and that "there was no point in doing it again." Depp was wrong and so are you: just because a story has been told well in one movie, doesn't mean it shouldn't be told again. Especially when the first movie was made a long time ago.

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  69. Do Not Want by kindbud · · Score: 1

    Why go to all the trouble to render in 3D a creature that has essentially only one dimension? Also, do we really need another overly long 3D extravaganza about whitey going native?

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  70. Dune is about "humanity"; full 2D is unnecessary by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Dune is about humans who've rebelled against computers and machines and pushed their human talents to the limits. You need F/X for the worms and spaceships, but not for most of the story.

  71. lets get the blue-on-blue eyes right this time by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Could be rather creepy if you see a race of people without white eyeballs. This is the main distinction humans have from other animals- ours are one of the rare white eyes. Ours probably evolved for cohesion: eye contact during conversation and sex; And to see what the rest of people are looking at when they are in a group.

  72. Arakis, Dune, Desert Planet by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

    Lynch's Dune is one of my favorite movies. The re-make (I don't care if Herbert's kid had something to do with it) was largely a travesty borne of lame acting, and an over-reliance on digital effects. My only real complaints with the original were the miscasting of Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck, a few blocking fuck-ups, and the "weirding weapons". I can only imagine that further attempts to remake Dune would only manage to dissuade future generations from actually reading the fucking book.

    -Oz

  73. I loved the original by djdevon3 · · Score: 1

    I had no idea there were so many haters out there of the original movie. I thought and still think it's one of the most epic movies ever created. When someone asks me "What is an epic movie?" The first thought that enters my head is "Dune". You people are crazy. Original Dune movie was the s**t!!!

  74. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As originally planned, why not just give it back to Ridley Scott, with a reasonable budget and a team of iconoclastic digital filmmakers with something to prove, and let him - again - hire H.R. Giger to do the Harkonnen industrial design.

    For casting, try:

    Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Paul

    Joaquin Phoenix as Duke Leto

    Laura Harring as Jessica

    Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Baron Harkonnen

    Peter Fonda as Piter De Vries

    Russell Crowe as Gurney Halleck

    Jude Law as Duncan Idaho

    Martin Donovan as Thufir Hawat

    Sigourney Weaver as the Reverend Mother Mohaim

    Eric Bana as Stilgar

    Claire Danes as Chani

    Ben Chaplin as Dr Wellington Yueh

    Make it an anti-messiah film, and help people see how they are led astray by charismatic leaders, in-line with Herbert's logic.

    And, during the orbital shot of Salusa Secundus, let it reveal the familiar outlines of the Atlantic ocean, bordered by recognisable land-masses...

  75. Toto sucks.. by JoshDD · · Score: 1

    I specifically bought a TOTO toilet because TOTO shit on rock and roll and I wanna get one back for rock and roll.

  76. The mini-series was too _small_, IMO by aabernathy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem I had with the Lynch movie was simply that it was too compressed and you got jerked from event to event, sweeping past so much of the story. The actual look and feel I really enjoyed. (At the time - I haven't seen it recently, so maybe I would feel differently now.) The mini-series had so much more time to tell the story, so I was hoping for better.

    But a huge problem with the miniseries was the size: the portrayals were so small. Dune the book was big, the deserts were vast, the halls were immense. In the miniseries even in the desert there was no sense of scale - the frame was always filled with the characters. There is a banquet scene set in a big hall, but we're treated to a tight shot with a few characters that looks like it could have been filmed on a soundstage the size of a nice office.

  77. I parse that as duke Remake could be 3d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I parse that as duke Remake could be 3d
    For a brief moment I was overwhelm by joy and confusion

  78. Re:Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or bette by daninbusiness · · Score: 1

    I think that "abomination" of a film would be more appropriate, given the Dune discussion.

  79. Let me fix that... by naasking · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let me fix that:

    Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government with the help of hallucinogenic drug everyone eats with breakfast .

    There, much better.

    1. Re:Let me fix that... by evocarti · · Score: 1

      Not quite everyone - quoting from wikipedia: "By the events of Dune, the spice is used all over the universe and is a sign of wealth; Duke Leto Atreides notes that of every valuable commodity known to mankind, "all fades before melange. A handful of spice will buy a home on Tupile."" Depends on who you are, how much money you got, and where you live ;-)

  80. 3d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have a 3d sandwich.

  81. Re:Oh, Hubris!...or Hair! by sep0209 · · Score: 1

    You should have heard the whining in ~82 when Conan had brown hair instead of black hair...Gygax (I think it was him) even complained about it in a Dragon magazine column.

  82. Saw the movie, read the books, saw the movie again by JakFrost · · Score: 1

    First Movie As a Kid

    I saw the movie first as a kid and didn't understand it except for the basic plot of sand, worms, spice, good guys vs bad buys, emperor, Bene Gesserit, the Guild, a lot of scheming, but loved the dark visuals and the gritty feel of the movie. I had to watch it again once or twice to try and understand it more but still couldn't grasp the details of the whole story, there was just too much missing from the movie.

    Then The Whole Book Series

    Then a few years later I decided to read the whole series from front to back and the movie really helped me wrap my head around the look of the Dune universe and how things should look. However the picture that the series drew in my mind was a bit different than what the movie portrayed and some of the style and look from the movie did not fit. I felt like the book series starts centered around Paul's life, then the series widens up to his sister and family, then broadens the horizons towards the Jihad and the expanse of the known universe, until the God Emperor comes and overshadows all, and then starts to collapses again back towards Duncan's experience. The movie helped me put some faces to the characters for the first few books and get a start on the story but detail in the books quickly built up that the movie just became overshadowed.

    I saw the movie a once or twice after finishing the series and I just wasn't so thrilled by it anymore as I was before. The dreamlike hold of the movie was lost on me since I found the background story between the shifts of power in the universe in the book series a lot more interesting than the personal adventures of Paul and his friends.

    Old Movie, PC Game, and Miniseries

    I liked the books very much and I like the original movie because the look and feel were almost right and were great on their own. The movie was a bit different than the story but it was faithful to idea in the books. I also played the original Dune game on the PC so I got to play through the story of the movie and liked that very much, even though even the game was a bit off the movie. I also loved the original Dune 2 real time strategy game since it was the first tank warfare game before Command & Conquer and World of Warcraft showed up on the scene.

    I did not like the SciFi Dune miniseries at all since I felt that even with the better acting I could not associate the actors and the characters they played with the people in the books. They all just felt very wrong and no matter how much prettier and more colorful the miniseries was it made me feel that the miniseries looked more like a theatrical production than a TV series.

    New Movie

    As for new Dune movie with 3D worms, I say good luck to them and let's see what'll happen with that. I won't hold my breath though since I don't believe that these are the times in which a good rendition of the Dune series can be made. There's just too much Wow! factor required in today's movies and even though I liked Avatar 3D and saw it twice, I can't say much for the predictable story. I predict that this Dune movie will be similar, great visuals and an entertaining movie but just a snip of the real story without much depth.

    I say good luck to them and show us something entertaining!

  83. Keep 3D in DisneyLand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been saying it ever since the 3D craze started hitting big time in the theaters, and I haven't changed my mind after seeing the best example 3D movies have to offer (Avatar, which is also the only 3D movie I've made myself suffer): keep it in DisneyLand where it belongs. 3D is a gimmick and should stay where gimmicks are acceptable, which is not 99% of all movies.

  84. Read it as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parsed it as "Duke 3D Remake Could Mean Sandworms"

    TFOAE

  85. Herbert's fault by Slur · · Score: 1

    Herbert should have been more specific about the weirding way in the novels. It ain't the frickin' Glass Bead Game!

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  86. "Dune" is militarily obsolete by Animats · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The basic problem with "Dune" today is that it predates the Gulf War. We know what "desert power" looks like now - M1A2 Abrams tanks and A10 Warthogs. There were worries back in 1991 that mechanized armies couldn't operate in the desert. Wrong. You go through more air filters. Some spare parts get used up. The tanks keep rolling. Remember those Iraqi solders in the first Gulf War who were all dug in, armed, and ready to fight? THe US sent in a line of tanks equipped with bulldozer blades, rolled over them, and buried them alive in sand. Being out in the open desert against a modern army is death. I don't care how good your knife fighters are.

    And a giant sandworm with a big open mouth looks like a good RPG target.

    There are insurgency tactics that work, but they depend on having a friendly population to hide in. They also require an opposition that doesn't consider extermination of the entire population in the area an option.

    1. Re:"Dune" is militarily obsolete by Cochonou · · Score: 1

      The Iran-Iraq war did not change my view of the movie. I do not think that Desert Storm will have any additional effect. Remember that you are talking about a world in which tanks are obsolete because of shields and lasguns.

    2. Re:"Dune" is militarily obsolete by kenp2002 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The basic problem with "Dune" today is that it predates the Gulf War. We know what "desert power" looks like now - M1A2 Abrams tanks and A10 Warthogs. There were worries back in 1991 that mechanized armies couldn't operate in the desert.
      Wrong. You go through more air filters. Some spare parts get used up. The tanks keep rolling.
      Remember those Iraqi solders in the first Gulf War who were all dug in, armed, and ready to fight? THe US sent in a line of tanks equipped with bulldozer blades, rolled over them, and buried them alive in sand. Being out in the open desert against a modern army is death. I don't care how good your knife fighters are.

      And a giant sandworm with a big open mouth looks like a good RPG target.

      There are insurgency tactics that work, but they depend on having a friendly population to hide in. They also require an opposition that doesn't consider extermination of the entire population in the area an option.

      Actually if you read the books it isn't an issue. The whole shield technology they developed made even a simple shielded human into a portable nuclear bomb. The shields rendered conventional ballistics useless but energy weapons hitting it made the shield go "giga-boom". Unlike desert storm Arrakis is pure sandy nothingness. Not bed-rock or compressed earth. Even an Abrams tank in that situation could litterally bury itself in the sand (Think sahara not the badlands. Dunes and sandbases that are at least as deep as a sand worm is tall.)

      The worms themselves are pretty durable apparently and conventional ballistics had been long abandoned due to shield technology. What is left are energy weapons and the skin of the worms might be able to endure quite a bit of heat energy and with all that silica acting as refractory sufraces radiation may not be an issue.

      The political aspect wasn't lost on Herbert. The Fremen were in control of Arrakis in reality with leverage against the Spacing Guild. The Emperor or any would-be house would suddenly find it hard to transport a real full army to Arrakis to wipe out the Fremen. Only after Paul rallied the Fremen did it appear that the Spacing Guild would allow a real full contingent of troops to arrive.

      The books were more about politics rather then military or traditional SciFi.

      Paul is a fictional icon that the BG held in reserve to "whip out" when needed. Paul was an abberation that fit the messiah template. Paul and his mother exploited it and the BG lost control of that cultural element. With access to the inner oracle (genetic memory) Paul with the messiah template was nearly unstoppable from a political standpoint due to the religious leverage he held.

      That is the brilliance of the story is the complexity of the political, social, and religious interplay. Something Lynch completely ignored.

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  87. There are so many other stories to be told! by bearinboots · · Score: 1

    I love Dune the novel, and much as I'd love to see it "done right", I'm not sure that's possible for many of the reasons already outlined.

    But, why isn't anybody tackling some of the other great Science Fiction stories just waiting to be filmed?

    Off the top of my head:

    • The Mote in God's Eye
    • Hellstrom's Hive
    • The Humanoids
    • Childhood's End
    • Dragonriders of Pern
    • Downward to the Earth
    • The Two Faces of Tomorrrow
    • To Say Nothing of the Dog

    and so on...

  88. Re:Hmmm...What? by thomst · · Score: 1

    The miniseries stuck more closely to the story, but the acting was bloody wooden.

    Excuse me? To call Kyle MacLachlan's "acting" wooden is to insult trees. I saw Lynch's Dune when it premiered, at the Oakland Paramount theater - a 1,200 seat house with a state-of-the-art sound system - and the audience was all fanboys (me included). When Paul first sees Chani, and "thinks" (in voiceover) "My god, she's beautiful!" the entire audience burst into derisive laughter.

    And don't get me started about Stink, and his, "I will kill him!" ham salad.

    Feh.

    The miniseries (and the followup, Children of Dune) was orders of magnitude better than Lynch's abortion.

    Hell, National Lampoon's Doon was better than Lynch's movie!

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  89. WORM SIGN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WARNING WORM SIGNS DETECTED
    Aww shit, i need to move my harvester to rocky ground.

  90. Spend the money elsewhere by qbrick · · Score: 1

    On welfare for example, and spare me your middle-eastern (surprise! surprise!) toned 3D rip-off of adolescents' literature, please.

    1. Re:Spend the money elsewhere by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Adolescent? Kid, I'm 57 years old, first read Dune when I was maybe 30. You obviously think science fiction is adolescent, what the fuck are you doing at a nerd site except trolling?

      As for welfare, movies are privat enterprise. Had the government produced it I might agree, but the corporate world has nothing to do with welfare except paying taxes.

      IHBT. Now go smoke some more crack and troll us again.

  91. Butlerian Jihad in Dune Encyclopedia by m95lah · · Score: 2, Informative

    I always preferred the explanation put forward in the Dune Encyclopedia which, although not "canon", still rings more true to the spirit of Dune:

    AIs were used to control in vitro fertilization systems. The AIs started to breed more controllable humans, and IIRC even killed off offspring that were likely to be a threat to the AIs.
    This quite nicely explains two Dune taboos in one go: AIs and IVF.

    1. Re:Butlerian Jihad in Dune Encyclopedia by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      That makes sense, and supposedly Frank Herbert said that anything not contradicted by his books in the Dune Encyclopaedia could be assumed correct. I had assumed that the taboo against IVF was some sort of stunt by the Tilexau, to protect their bushiness (and to stop anyone guessing the secret of the Axolotl tanks), but that is a more elegant explanation and doesn't rely on the "extra" books.

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  93. what genre by u64 · · Score: 1

    It all depends. Is it going to be sci-fi -looking but behave like Fantasy.
    Or is it actual sci-fi?

    I dont remember the originals that well, where they Fantasy or sci-fi?

    If the new is going to be actual-sci-fi then some serious thinking has
    to be done about many things.

    Btw, How about a remake of Star Trek with actual sci-fi!? What, too soon? :P

  94. Re:Unless it is as close as the SciFi one or bette by hey! · · Score: 1

    Unless we are talking about Ray Harryhausen's stop motion animation. That could rescue an abortion of a film.

    The thing about 3D animation is that even when it is very skillfully done, it's just not impressive. Yes, it may have been the product of blood, sweat and tears, but after a few more years of software development kids will be doing stuff almost as good as a hobby. So 3D only works if you are immersed in the story.

    Stop motion animation, on the other hand, is a wonder even if you don't care to pay any attention at all to the story.

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  95. Better still... by dugrrr · · Score: 1

    Rampaging cult overthrows galactic government by leveraging hallucinogenic drug responsible for space-faring civilization.

  96. Why is the U.S. still in Iraq then? by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

    If a mechanized army does so well in the desert, why is the U.S. STILL fighting insurgents there or in Afghanistan? It's because for all the firepower an A10 has or an M1, they're pretty useless when you have to go house to house in order to find your enemy. Reread Dune again. Look at the tactics the fremen use. They're classic insurgency tactics, strike and fade, avoid a full blown line-in-the-sand type battle at all costs. Wear the enemy down slowly and sap their will to fight. The fremen also hid in the populace to make it more difficult to find them, the same as the U.S. faced or is facing in Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam. They'd be labeled terrorists if they were fighting the U.S.

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  97. As a fan by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    The problem is the books are more of a political thriller then a sciFi film.

    I would state these:
    Dune is more "Patriot Games" then "Star Trek"
    Dune is more "The Manchurian Canidate" then "Blade Runner"

    As a Herbert fan Dune has been from my view a political and social narrative about where politics and religion collide under feudalism. The future setting was really incidental to the story. You could have just as easily swapped Spice for Oil and Arrakis for Arabia... The SciFi elements are not the point, they were mearly tools.

    The Spice was the perfect drug\commodity just as Soma was for Aldus Huxley's Brave New World, the ecological cost of Spice was the real story in regards to the Spice. The dependencies, politically, religiously, economically were also undercurrents in the plot but the larger story was how, as a result of the Spice, and how it factored into society, left man kind stagnant (The Fremen specifically) and how Paul's kin would "stir the pot" and break the universe out of it's stagnant state (the Golden Path) and get the ball rolling again getting back to the uncertainty of life.

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  98. Lynch is a good director by wonkavader · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd read the book (and the National Lampoon parody Doon, which is EXCELLENT) before the movie and was annoyed that Lynch had cooked up unnecessary things, but I still loved the movie. It's beautiful and moody and the images do stick in your mind in a way that very few movies achieve.

    But on the subject of the utterly unwatchable TV version, I'd like to point out a rule of film/TV analysis which is almost always correct and places blame where it should be placed: When one actor delivers a bad performance in a movie, that's a bad actor. When everyone does, that's bad directing.

    A good director can get bad actors to deliver excellent performances. A bad director gets crap out of even good actors.

  99. does that mean by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i have to see Sting in his blue bird speedo in 3D? no thanks

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  100. Oh, please. by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

    The first movie incarnation of Dune, in the theaters, is one of three movies I have ever walked out on. The other two being Barton Fink (omfg what a piece of crap) and 1984 (with Richard Burton). Now, of course, 1984 was just gruesome as a story, but the way the movie was put together was just too painful to stomach for me.

    Sure, 3D sand worms might be nice, but if the rest of the movie isn't thoughtfully put together, complete with actors/actresses that can act, etc., then it will be yet another crap movie with 3D "something" in it.

  101. Dec dec oct oct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...You're living, thinking, mad, deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer-god secret over-all plan Worldwide living-death Frankenstein slavery to explore and control the entire universe with the endless stairway to the stars, namely, the man-made inside-out planets! (Higher and higher...)

  102. Woohoo - foreign language pedant points! by beer_maker · · Score: 1
    On the off chance your sig wasn't just meant to be funny: JUCHE is pronounced "joo-chay" with a slight emphasis on the first syllable, and is most-often translated as "self-reliance". It is used almost exclusively by the DPRK (Democratic People's Republic of Korea AKA North Korea) in reference to the nation - I cannot recall reading an instance where it was used by an individual to refer to himself or his actions on his own behalf.

    It goes well beyond the concept of 'dependability' and has a big "In Your Face!" component - it's more along the lines of "screw you guys, we'll do this ourselves, we don't need any of you".

    Just my [$0.02US | 23 won], of course ...

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  103. I for one... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    welcome our new Sandworm riding Kwisatz Haderach.

  104. Not necessary by d34dluk3 · · Score: 1

    recognises that he must try to delete the images associated with David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune from the public's consciousness.

    At least for my share of the public consciousness - I was born in '85.

  105. Not a video game? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    So far, my only exposure to Dune is the 1992 computer game. Here I was hoping to be able to play it again....

  106. Re:Wasn't the SciFi network mini-series good enoug by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    Compared to what Brian Herbert had already done to disgrace the Herbert estate, the SciFi network mini-series was like dropping a firecracker on Hiroshima.

  107. LSD overdose by DrYak · · Score: 1

    There are only so many receptor to which LSD can bind. After you saturated all of them, there isn't pretty much anything else you can do. LSD doesn't act on anything else, it has exclusively an effect on the brain, no other effect on the body (no risk of blowing up hearth's blood vessels or whatever). So more LSD simply means a longer wait until everything is degraded and recycled by the body.

    The only real life-threatening danger is doing something utterly silly and dangerous while too much high to realise the dangers (highly possible given how much LSD can impair perception and judgement and given the increased risks of paranoia).

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  108. Re:Hmmm...Avatar? by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1

    Outsiders take natural resource peculiar to the planet as their own, whilst the native inhabitants are on bad terms with the outsiders.
    A young male outsider gets together with the locals and impresses them. He turns against his own people, kicks arse and drives the outsiders from the planet and they can no longer harvest unobtainium.

    OK I fail at the other books, the first was confusing enough.