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  1. Re:Sine waves? on Music By Natural Selection · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about an infinite piece of non-repeating music, consisting of say, a beep at every prime second and silence otherwise?

    This isn't remotely my area of expertise, but I believe that would be representable with an infinitely large set of sine waves.

    A simpler "gotcha" is a perfectly square pulse. For example, 1 HZ for 1 second, complete silence before and after that second. I believe that requires an infinite number of sine waves to model as well.

  2. Re:Sine waves? on Music By Natural Selection · · Score: 1

    Crap, I knew there would be some reason that my post should have started with the words, "I'm pretty sure that".

  3. Re:Sine waves? on Music By Natural Selection · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called country music.

    Well, technically it could be represented by sine waves, but the sine waves refused to represent THAT!

    It's doable, you just need to use sine waves that are wearing cowboy hats.

  4. Sine waves? on Music By Natural Selection · · Score: 3, Informative

    Given that the only ingredients are sine waves, we're impressed.

    All signals can be represented with a set of sine waves. That's what makes Fourier transforms so useful.

    What would be really impressive is if they had music that can't be represented as a set of sine waves.

  5. midichlorians on The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace *NSFW* · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A big problem for my enjoyment was the midichlorians, the microbes that supposedly give a person control over the Force.

    By making the Force scientifically explicable rather than mystical/magical, it changed the feeling of the story for me.

  6. Re:Bullshit on OSU President Cans Anthrax Vaccine Research On Primates · · Score: 1

    I worked at a Humane Society once. Animal Testing is not Animal Cruelty.

    I wish that everyone who thinks we shouldn't do animal testing would volunteer to be have said tests run on themselves.

    Doesn't it matter what the purpose of the testing is?

    I'm all behind using primate models for antibiotic testing. I'm entirely against animal models for cosmetics research.

  7. Re:no big deal on Holy See Declares a "Unique Copyright" On the Pope · · Score: 1

    I haven't been able to find the actual Vatican statement, but as the news accounts describe it, it looks like this is really nothing more than a routine trademark claim.

    So does that mean that the Catholic Church is a trade?

  8. The REAL solution on The Environmental Impact of PHP Compared To C++ On Facebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just serve up plain text files. Anything else is pure decadence!

  9. Re:Flash on Microsoft Promises Not To Sue Moonlight 2.0 Users · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This helps them to compete with flash much more effectively. Now they are putting rest on doubters to use it on linux. I think this is good. Also, this helps Adobe to work hard on developing much better support for Linux.

    And what do you think will happen if/when MS succeeds in pushing Flash out of the marketplace?

    Just how much peace/love/flowers/self-restraint Microsoft's legal department will have once they no longer need to woo users away from Flash?

  10. Re:Focus group... on BBC Lowers HDTV Bitrate; Users Notice · · Score: 1

    Focus group of blind retards.

    "And do you know why? Because they're Scotts! Ha ha ha ha hah!"

    Sigh...

  11. Re:Very Poor Taste on Microsoft Fined In India For Using "Money Power" Against Pirates · · Score: 1

    Was using the term "rapped" in the summary of the article necessary?

    Agreed. I realize that Vanilla Ice lowered the standards, but this crap would make Dr. Dre vomit.

  12. Our solution to this problem on Office 2003 Bug Locks Owners Out · · Score: 1

    We're using C++. We wanted to use the fopen-related set of functions, because they provide better error information than the C++ iostreams library does.

    But as you mentioned, it can drive you nuts writing all kinds of error handling code for each call to fopen, fwrite, etc.

    So for each of those functions, we wrapped them with a function that tests the error codes, and throws a very descriptive exception if/when a problem occurs.

    This seems to be working well for us.

  13. Re:Time for some free software zealotry... on Microsoft eOpen Site Down For Nearly a Week · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do I even need to rant, or does the story make it clear why proprietary software is a problem?

    This sounds like a trick question, but I'm not sure which answer I'm supposed to give.

  14. Documentation on Mediterranean Might Have Filled In Months · · Score: 3, Funny

    They imagine a shallow, fast-moving stream of water (around 100 km/hr)

    And you just know there are cave drawings somewhere showing jackasses trying to body surf in it.

  15. Re:Na plus a book on Science Gifts For Kids? · · Score: 1

    An IQ of 100 is always average by definition.

    Okay, sure. But is it defined to be the average over all American kids, or of some larger population?

    If it's over some larger population, than my original point is still valid.

  16. Re:Na plus a book on Science Gifts For Kids? · · Score: 1

    My point is that the dimmer kids would be removed from the gene pool due to hydrogen gas explosion. So the average IQ would go up, due to the remaining kids being (on average) smarter.

  17. Na plus a book on Science Gifts For Kids? · · Score: 1

    Let's give all 12 year olds 1 lb of sodium metal, plus a short book explaining it.

    The average IQ of our country's kids would double in one week!

  18. Re:Ironic on Israeli Knesset Approves Biometric Database Law · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I don't think your post deserved the "Troll" rating. Your question was fair.

  19. Re:Partially true on Google CEO Says Privacy Worries Are For Wrongdoers · · Score: 1

    Unilaterally withholding information of them can make individual sense, but is ultimately a negative-sum game.

    I think you may have answered your own question.

  20. Ironic on Israeli Knesset Approves Biometric Database Law · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I wonder if the next step will be to require Palestinians to were a yellow star-and-moon on their clothes.

  21. Partially true on Google CEO Says Privacy Worries Are For Wrongdoers · · Score: 1

    I suspect that for many of us, there are two kinds of Google searches we do that we don't want public:

    (1) Things that we wouldn't want our mothers to know about.

    (2) Things we wouldn't want our employers, potential insurance companies, or dictatorial governments to know about.

    It sounds like the Google guy is throwing out the baby with the bathwater. He might have a point about (1), but his comment also seems to dismiss (2), and that's a real problem.

  22. Re:Takedown demand contradiction? on "Lawful Spying" Price Lists Leaked · · Score: 3, Informative

    How can a document be both confidential and copyrighted?

    According to the U.S. Constitution (I got this from wikipedia), the purpose of copyright is "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries."

    The problem seems to be that the actual legislation covers creative works that were never intended to be shared with the public. Such documents, like the ones in question, are within the scope of copyright law but not the spirit.

    But as far as I know, courts have been unwilling to strike down current copyright laws just because they're less than perfectly efficient in achieving the Constitution's justification for them.

  23. One thing it can never achieve. on US Air Force Confirms New Stealth Aircraft · · Score: 2, Informative

    Looking as cool as an SR-71.

  24. Good test case on Woman Filming Sister's Birthday Party Gets Charged With Felony Movie Piracy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This seems like a good test case. A faithful application of the law here would shock the conscience.

  25. Re:not a bargain on What Do You Do When Printers Cost Less Than Ink? · · Score: 1

    Personally, while I understand the business doctrine of "whatever the market will bear," I think it's time that Congress look into market collusion and racketeering. There's no way that a pigment can cost thousands of dollars per liter.

    I believe that competition for ink products can't arise due to monopolies that Congress intentionally created via patents and the DMCA.

    I think that the best one can hope for is that Congress didn't anticipate this.