The problem with this is as follows:
1. Getting a labotomy interfears with your IT job.
2. You get to "glad hand" with the "people" you can't stand.
3. You always agree with the last thing you hear, which is counter to independent thinking IT demands.
4. Can you really develop a production schedule without facts? Wouldn't it hurt you deep inside? Kinda like being Locutus of Borg?
5. You become just like a banana - born green, live yellow and die rotten.
I look forward to the day when every worker is paid the same for the same type and quality of work across the face of the Earth. Only then will management fly to the Moon and Mars to offer rocks our jobs at less wages.
Kinda like physics with less math.
I answer them with phoney information.
My favorite name is Mr. Bomba Scari and I use the White House switchboard phone number and address.
Hello, may I speak with Mr. Bomba Scari? I'm calling from Nigeria...
His kids will have both by Christmas. Just keep in mind that both Google and Microsoft are teaming up with Communist China to limit free speech for
billions of people... so they do have something in common.
It's amazing how many self-important geeks (aka scientists, engineers, etc...) just don't "get" the business world. You have a job. You do work and submit work to your boss. You get paid. The boss gets to do whatever he wants with the work you did for him. Years ago I wrote reports on weapon system performance for my boss. He didn't like my conclusions so he rewrote them. I simply took my name off the reports. I left a little while later. Sounds like James Hansen needs to work for the Sierra Club.
So... whatever happened the prediction in 1979 of global cooling? The snow stayed on the ground all summer in Buffalo, NY. Heck, even Spock went out on a limb in his "In Search of" TV show about global cooling.
Has AI gotten so good that a "robot" knows what a human is and what "hurting is?" I didn't think so... Looks like just another machine of doom... kinda like a tank or a predator.
Weaponized Nanotechnology deployment is the ultimate solution to Islamo-fascism and Communist China for that matter. Hey it might stop, Yahoo, Google and Microsoft from censoring the Internet too!!!
Think of all those cold fish dates everyone has had at one time or another. 2 billion Kelvins will help to offset those chilli dates.
By the way... since temperature is a statistical measure of velocity has anyone calculated what the maximum temperature is based on the speed of light;-D
is it over or under 2 billion Kelvins?
Stopping this important work of feeding AOL members will cause them to starve.
What inquiring minds want to know is how did he keep the spam fresh during shipping?
When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.
Yes, this is borrowed but very true...
Would the evolution plane fly as well as the aerodynamics plane does today if aerodynamics had the same content that evolution does? I'm scared to fly the way it is.
I'm sad to report that Irving Senseless is dead. Apparently he got into his car in Baltimore yesterday morning intending to go to work. His Honda with auto-drive ran out of gas on the Long Island express way causing a massive backup. Irving was subsequently found expired in the front driver seat. When his wife was told of Irving's death she said, " Damn supid auto-drive feature. It's just like programming a VCR! Every time the car goes in for service the memory gets reset!" A spokesperson for Honda, Inc. refused to comment other than, "We had to define a default auto-drive return point in the software. So the car attempts to go back to its orginal port of entry."
"If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down..." - Darwin
Evolution is a better explaination of how life adapts to its environment.
Apple announced iLearn, a cortical implant, that allows students to attend the Standford classes offered on iTunes while sleeping. The implant requires users to undergo a simple outpatient procedure and suggests they wear a shower cap to prevent water from shorting out the device.
You are confusing your response to faith with your rabid Godless hippie behaviour. The difference is that your brain is suffering from all the methane
your metabolizing when your head is up your ass.
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The problem with this is as follows: 1. Getting a labotomy interfears with your IT job. 2. You get to "glad hand" with the "people" you can't stand. 3. You always agree with the last thing you hear, which is counter to independent thinking IT demands. 4. Can you really develop a production schedule without facts? Wouldn't it hurt you deep inside? Kinda like being Locutus of Borg? 5. You become just like a banana - born green, live yellow and die rotten. I look forward to the day when every worker is paid the same for the same type and quality of work across the face of the Earth. Only then will management fly to the Moon and Mars to offer rocks our jobs at less wages.
Kinda like physics with less math. I answer them with phoney information. My favorite name is Mr. Bomba Scari and I use the White House switchboard phone number and address. Hello, may I speak with Mr. Bomba Scari? I'm calling from Nigeria...
His kids will have both by Christmas. Just keep in mind that both Google and Microsoft are teaming up with Communist China to limit free speech for billions of people... so they do have something in common.
only his creations do...
The above post should have been rated funny. Imagine causing the Earth's core to cool. It's not like leaving the cap off the toothpaste tube.
It's amazing how many self-important geeks (aka scientists, engineers, etc...) just don't "get" the business world. You have a job. You do work and submit work to your boss. You get paid. The boss gets to do whatever he wants with the work you did for him. Years ago I wrote reports on weapon system performance for my boss. He didn't like my conclusions so he rewrote them. I simply took my name off the reports. I left a little while later. Sounds like James Hansen needs to work for the Sierra Club. So... whatever happened the prediction in 1979 of global cooling? The snow stayed on the ground all summer in Buffalo, NY. Heck, even Spock went out on a limb in his "In Search of" TV show about global cooling.
Can they be trained to identify Muslem scum like the president of Iran and take him out along with his ilk?
Has AI gotten so good that a "robot" knows what a human is and what "hurting is?" I didn't think so... Looks like just another machine of doom... kinda like a tank or a predator.
Weaponized Nanotechnology deployment is the ultimate solution to Islamo-fascism and Communist China for that matter. Hey it might stop, Yahoo, Google and Microsoft from censoring the Internet too!!!
Thank God!
Think of all those cold fish dates everyone has had at one time or another. 2 billion Kelvins will help to offset those chilli dates. By the way... since temperature is a statistical measure of velocity has anyone calculated what the maximum temperature is based on the speed of light ;-D
is it over or under 2 billion Kelvins?
Nice to have the PA on the job again protecting me from terrorist. Now if we could pass an act to deport the Godless Hippies...
Stopping this important work of feeding AOL members will cause them to starve. What inquiring minds want to know is how did he keep the spam fresh during shipping?
When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do. Yes, this is borrowed but very true...
Yup! if your game machine or PC is attached to a phone or the Internet this new patch allows virtual hookers to report your actions to the police!
Would the evolution plane fly as well as the aerodynamics plane does today if aerodynamics had the same content that evolution does? I'm scared to fly the way it is.
Just when you thought it was safe to take your spacecraft back into the infinite... Does a spacecraft need a dark matter pooper scooper on the front?
It worked for Max and the Chief...
I'm sad to report that Irving Senseless is dead. Apparently he got into his car in Baltimore yesterday morning intending to go to work. His Honda with auto-drive ran out of gas on the Long Island express way causing a massive backup. Irving was subsequently found expired in the front driver seat. When his wife was told of Irving's death she said, " Damn supid auto-drive feature. It's just like programming a VCR! Every time the car goes in for service the memory gets reset!" A spokesperson for Honda, Inc. refused to comment other than, "We had to define a default auto-drive return point in the software. So the car attempts to go back to its orginal port of entry."
Every man has his price. Go on Google, take the money and run. I wonder if stockholders will push an agenda to stop such company behaviour?
"If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down..." - Darwin Evolution is a better explaination of how life adapts to its environment.
Give me the EMP it's quicker - Arf!
Apple announced iLearn, a cortical implant, that allows students to attend the Standford classes offered on iTunes while sleeping. The implant requires users to undergo a simple outpatient procedure and suggests they wear a shower cap to prevent water from shorting out the device.
You are confusing your response to faith with your rabid Godless hippie behaviour. The difference is that your brain is suffering from all the methane your metabolizing when your head is up your ass.
Queers eating each other = +1000% for the mentally ill liberals.