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  1. Re:HU? on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, you have reached your Quantum limit here at Comcast, you are now at 56kbps speeds.

  2. Re:what on Ex-MS GM Can't Work 'Anywhere In the World' For Salesforce · · Score: 1

    I second this motion

  3. Re:Not really on What Happens If You Get Sucked Out of a Plane? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and the wind velocity wont hurt either or knock the wind out of you. Oh you forgot about that?

    Uhg... oh and if you wanna believe it so much, test it.

  4. Re:Nerd-gasam on All Star Trek TV Coming To Netflix · · Score: 1
  5. Re:by proxy on Tennessee Bill Helps Teachers Challenge Evolution · · Score: 2

    Fuck evolution, go with Scientology, really piss them off.

  6. Re:implications on Involuntary Geolocation To Within One Kilometer · · Score: 1

    Each packet sent has a time association with it.
    You do a packet capture on one end, and a packet capture on the other.
    Ping is not needed.

  7. Re:Which date? on Minecraft To Officially Launch 11/11/11 · · Score: 1

    But computers were made by humans... who serves who?

  8. Slow news day on Getting L33t Into the Oxford English Dictionary · · Score: 0

    Slow news day yields to terrible troll articles.

  9. Fine with me on Anonymous Launches Attack On Sony · · Score: 1

    Sony has yet to apologize for the way they have handled their SOE arm of the business.
    Terrible company, just terrible.

  10. Re:...and BETA yet again! on FCC.gov: A Modern Open Platform · · Score: 1

    Woot, the FCC is following this retarded "beta" website fad. Started with Google, and now EVERYONE has caught on--news sites, vendors' hardware driver sites, forums, etc. Yes, our site is in a constant state of development, so let's misuse the beta term. But at least some people do realize what has been going on.

    Dumbest complaint ever.

  11. Re:"No consequences for violence" on Do Violent Games Hinder Development of Empathy? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps a similar study or "side by side" study should be performed on basketball, baseball, soccer, hockey, and football.

    Because, we all know hockey and football are the worst for anger issues, then soccer (if outside the US and Canada).

    I will bet it will be higher percentages for physical contact sports. A PR term for "violent sport"

  12. Re:obvious? on RIAA/MPAA: the Greatest Threat To Tech Innovation · · Score: 1

    instead of iPods, you should have just said "Apple".

  13. Re:fake math+fake science+holycost=distorted earth on Earth's Gravitational Shape In Detail · · Score: 1

    Now even holy costs?

  14. Re:And then people wonder on RSA Says SecurID Hack Based On Phishing With Flash 0-Day · · Score: 0

    iOS is quite secure,

    Which explains why the iOS is never jailbroken ever.

    What system is invulnerable to the user itself?

    Node, you just answered your original question and now should understand the satirical post about using Apple products.

  15. Re:Now they block access? on European Parliament Computer Network Breached · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You assume the user cares, and would listen to you.

    You assume wrong.

  16. Re:Now they block access? on European Parliament Computer Network Breached · · Score: 1

    I hope you document their response and have them sign off on it.
    One of the biggest concerns is that their policies can be pushed back on you. As if it is your fault you told them and they didnt listen.
    But yes, I also lock down port 25 for everyone except vital systems.

  17. Re:As I and many others pointed out yesterday on Amazon's Cloud Player: We Don't Need a License · · Score: 1

    If they weren't utter morons they'd realize that this could be a golden opportunity for the mafiAA. Step 1: get everyone to upload all their content to "the cloud" Step 2: obtain warrants Step 3: scan everyone's data in search of "IP infringement" Step 4: sue everyone for a gazillion dollars Step 5: profit! I know, I missed the "???" step. Oh well...

    TL;DP: Too long, didn't profit.

  18. Now they block access? on European Parliament Computer Network Breached · · Score: 4, Informative

    Webmail is one of the worst offenders in getting viruses. My brother works at a company that sells computer equipment and they had so many problems because their sales agents were clicking on all kinds of stupid shit in their personal email accounts.

    I always blocked personal email unless it was expressly allowed, and even then I told the user one issue and its turned off.

    I dont care if these are public officials. They want their public email, get it on their phones or somewhere else! I got shit to secure son!

  19. Re:Simple solution. on Comodo Says Two More RAs Compromised · · Score: 1

    I believe that is what DNSSEC is supposed to solve.

  20. Re:Payroll on RIAA Lobbyist Becomes Federal Judge, Rules On File-Sharing Cases · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isnt this a conflict of interest and grounds for appeal?

    WTF?

  21. Re:That all makes sense for SUVs . . . on Europe Plans To Ban Petrol Cars From Cities By 2050 · · Score: 0

    Did they ban smoking yet?

  22. Re:your mom on New York Times Paywall Goes Live, Loopholes Abound · · Score: 2

    I just drank a beer

    I doubt it.

  23. /. Stop using the daily mail on 12-Year-Old Rewrites Einstein's Theory of Relativity · · Score: 2

    Stop using the daily mail as your main source of information.

    I mean seriously... STOP.

  24. Re:In other words... on Aussie Police Probe Virtual Worlds For Money Trail · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't worry too much about it, your comment is pretty mundane, uneducated, and invalid.

  25. Re:GE's response . on US Competitiveness Chief Immelt's GE Tax Bill: $0 · · Score: 2

    So what it says is, it got a bunch of tax breaks during our worst financial issues ever.
    It does not deny their lobbying efforts, instead they say they "comply with laws"...well no shit, if you write them..
    What does "2.7 billion in cash taxes" even mean?