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  1. Re:Ignorance is bliss on Life with a Lethal Gene · · Score: 1

    You will _lose_ money buying a house, and it gets worse the longer you own it, even when it's not crashing like it is now.

    I don't get it. If you rent a house, you're renting from someone. That someone owns the house. You think they're renting it to you for less than their mortgage costs? So after any given time period, Mr. Renter has nothing to show for the money he spent, while Mr. Owner owns that much more of the house, plus whatever profit he made off Mr. Renter.

    --Rob

  2. Meanwhile, at the mouse lab... on Why Exercise Boosts Brainpower · · Score: 1

    (Imagine any "stereotypical scientist speech pattern" here)

    Mmm, yes, and now we move from our expensive brain imaging lab into our even more expensive mouse gymnasium. Yes, and here you can see our little locker room, with little lockers and showers for the mice, including some nice wood shavings. Here is the weight room with little freestyle barbells, and a full set of weights from 10 mg all the way up to 2000 mg! Here we can see our tiny little weight machines, the mice really love these, especially gnawing holes in the seat padding. Replacing the seat padding alone is a budgetary line item.

    Ah, here comes Reggie Mouse to do some exercises. Mmm, yes, he sure loves his treadmill! Look at his little feet go!

    --Rob

  3. From TFA... on Microsoft Cracking Open the Door To OSS · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has been wielding the stick. Maybe this time, the carrot is the best bet.

    One has to wonder if that's a super-giant mutant carrot that you're going to be beaten over the head with.

    --Rob

  4. Re:This will cause problems on Jeff Hawkins' Cortex Sim Platform Available · · Score: 1

    I've broken many captchas using small PHP scripts to de-mangle the image (GD) and standard free open OCR software.

    So the outsourced captcha-breakers really are being replaced by a very small shell script?

    --Rob

  5. Was this even necessary? on In France, Only Journalists Can Film Violence · · Score: 1

    I'm not versed in French law, but from what I understand, assault is illegal there, so I don't see how "happy slapping" (when you're the "slapper") is any more illegal. I guess they wanted to make the filmer of an assault when the filmer is associated with the assaulters illegal as well. Maybe they left out the "when..." clause?

    --Rob

  6. Re:Similar to good samaritan laws? on In France, Only Journalists Can Film Violence · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, only old people become South Korean!

    --Rob

  7. Re:In France, only journalists can film violence.. on In France, Only Journalists Can Film Violence · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, only film can violate journalists!

    --Rob

  8. Re:Zzzzz... on RIAA's 'Expert' Witness Testimony Now Online · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone kan point out the juicy tid-bits. I'm up to page 20, and I'm falling asleep.

    The part where the ambulance goes by is pretty funny.

    --Rob

  9. David Chappelle? on RIAA's 'Expert' Witness Testimony Now Online · · Score: 0, Redundant

    14 MR. BECKERMAN: I would like to

    15 mark as Exhibit 3 a two-page article dated

    16 April 19, 2004 by David Chappelle entitled

    17 "Newest PacketHound release eliminates

    18 illegal trading of copyrighted files."

    Man, nothing is sacred to The Chappelle Show!

    --Rob

  10. Re:Notpick on AMD Demonstrates "Teraflop In a Box" · · Score: 1

    That should be Teraflops. Flops is Floating-point operations per second, so always has an s on the end even if singular.

    I don't think so. You can either use 1 teraFLOPS, 2 teraFLOPS, 3 teraFLOPS (in the same way you say 1 MHz, 2 MHz, 3 MHz), where I am not using capitals for emphasis but as the way the letters should be written, or you can use 1 teraflop, 2 teraflops, 3 teraflops (in the same way you say 1 snafu, 2 snafus, 3 snafus). The thing is that "FLOPS" is an acronym (i.e. an abbreviation formed from initials pronounced as word), while "flop" is a word (a neologism, really) whose definition is an acronym that happens to use the same letters.

    --Rob

  11. Re:200 years? It's closer to twenty. on Patent Office Head Lays Out Reform Strategy · · Score: 1

    Since computer code is basically just the instantiation of an idea, software patents make ideas patentable.

    Whoops, you just handed the IP gnomes a weapon. The proper statement is, computer code is just one of many descriptions of an idea. Descriptions are trademarkable. Instantiations are patentable.

    --Rob

  12. Roadmap for future Ubuntu names on Ubuntu Feisty Fawn Drawing Near · · Score: 1

    Giggly Gnu
    Happy Hamster
    Icy Ichthyosaur
    Jumping Jehosaphat
    Killer Klown (from outer space)
    Lame Liger
    Manly Man (Mugabe Memorial edition)
    Numb Nut
    Oppresive Opposum
    Permissive Penguin
    Quaaludinous Quail
    Raw-throated Rhinovirus
    Submissive Sasquatch
    Tasty Tuna on Rye with Lettuce and Tomato, Soda, and Side of Fries
    Unpredicable Unexpected Cotton Rat (really, look it up)
    Valorous Vampire Bat
    Wet Weasel
    Xenu's Xliii
    Yawny Yeti
    Zootropic Zygophyllacea Scale

  13. Predicted reply threads on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1

    When will people learn that... -> People are idiots -> You're an idiot -> STFU

    Science is the only way -> I'm a Christian and... -> You're an idiot -> Scientology -> STFU

    Stupid government -> Iraq -> Iran -> Linux -> I'm a Democrat -> You're an idiot -> STFU

    JOKE -> JOKE -> JOKE -> You're an idiot -> STFU

    --Rob

  14. Internet arguments... on Bloggers Immune From Suits Against Commenters · · Score: 1

    They all look like this anyway. I can't believe anyone would take anything on a message board seriously.

    --Rob

  15. Re:Subliminal? What about overt? on Konami Slot Machines Flashing Subliminal Messages? · · Score: 1

    But gambling pays my paycheck...

    There's a funny story which I think is attributed to John Scarne, who, back in the old days, was often called in by casinos as a gambling consultant. One of the heavy slots players he interviewed was complaining to Scarne that "these slots just never pay!" Scarne replied, "Sure they do. They pay for the lights, the food, the entertainment, the dealers..."

    --Rob

  16. The bad, the good, the ugly -- explained on Reviewing the Presidential Campaign Websites · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you can learn a lot about a candidate from their website design. McCain is probably trying to get all the old conservatives -- the one who remember when black and white was the only thing on TV. Or in movie theaters. Big hit among the retired.

    Obama. Skewed the other way -- video, flash, very modern. Sure to be a winner among the 18-25 set.

    Clinton. Not bad, but very powder-puff blue. It's traditional... with a woman's touch, and a woman's vote. She's very much in front of the Democrats.

    Edwards. Nothing pulls it together. It makes a good try at content, but no organization. Tries to be everything to everyone. Doesn't succeed. Neither will his campaign.

    Giuliani. I know he looks like a villain in that picture, but that's how he always looks. Deep blue, stands for deep traditional conservatism. Will look to the letter of the law and not the spirit, appealing to all law-and-order citizens. Will probably make it illegal to have porn theaters within 300 miles of each other. Guiliani is tied with McCain. Black (McCain) and Blue (Giuliani) is how the Republicans are going to end up.

    Romney. The biggest three pictures show him gesticulating with the back of his hand. Like he's gonna hit someone. "As seen on MittTV" pic VERY creepy, almost as creepy as V's stuff. Information-rich, but a bit bland. Like Kerry, his campaign will be information-rich and a bit bland.

    --Rob

  17. Re:nope on Fuel Efficient Five-Gear Rocket Engine Designed · · Score: 1

    but for rockets it's essentially infinite. (Relativity notwithstanding) I mean, there are no physical barriers to stop you from spraying hot gases from the business end of a projectile...

    ...except for the amount of fuel you carry.

    Remember, kids, there aren't any gas stations in space!

    --Rob

  18. Re:Who's surprised? on Software Missing From Vista's "Official Apps" · · Score: 1

    I've locked up Illustrator on OSX, but only on an older release of OSX, and the machine had way too little memory. How much memory have you got?

    I've also used InDesign on a 200-page graphics-heavy book, and haven't locked it up. This was on 10.4 with 1.5 GB of memory.

    I know, it shouldn't be an excuse, but still...

    --Rob

  19. Re:Lacking in gaming... on Software Missing From Vista's "Official Apps" · · Score: 1

    Another area in which Vista has found to be lacking is gaming...

    And people still claim Vista's not an OS X ripoff. What more proof do you need?

    But now fun OSX games like Photoshop aren't certified for Vista!

    --Rob

  20. SenseCam info on Recording Your Entire Life · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is where you can get more geeky information about the SenseCam that Bell uses. It senses body heat and changes in light level to take pictures which are considered "interesting".

    --Rob

  21. Remember, remember! on UK Taps 439,000 Phones, Now Wants To Monitor MPs · · Score: 1

    (To be proclaimed in a sinister and suggestive voice)

    Remember, remember the fifth of November,
    The gunpowder, treason and plot,
    I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot.

    Sorry, I just watched V for Vendetta :)

    --Rob

  22. Re:They aren't out of touch, they're out of time.. on U.S. Copyright Lobby Out of Touch · · Score: 1

    The idea that you can spend 2 weeks or 2 years creating one record and then reap 70 years of income is ridiculous.

    I also like to argue that if creators and their descendants should be able to gain income throughout the creator's life, plus for 70 years after the creator's death, then why shouldn't criminals and felons and their descendants have to pay fines for the lawbreaker's life, plus for 70 years after the lawbreaker's death?

    --Rob

  23. Re:Wait for it.... on Water Logic Gates Built at MIT · · Score: 1

    Here you go :)

    --Rob

  24. Re:Computer Science . . . on Kansas Adopts New Science Standards · · Score: 1

    You have conflated two separate fields. Computer science is a branch of mathematics, which is science. Pure science, but science nevertheless. The examples you brought up (bugs, missing semicolons, and "its ilk") are features of computer programming, which is a branch of engineering.

    --Rob

  25. Re:Moo on Cancer Drug Found; Scientist Annoyed · · Score: 1

    Actually, the seniority system is something like this:

    God
    Research Director
    Scientist
    Research Assistant / Researcher
    Experimental Animal
    Grad Student

    --Rob