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  1. Re:Maybe not technology per se.... on Can Technology Fix the Health Care System? · · Score: 1

    But I personally don't believe that there will ever be a system immune to betrayal.

    Well, I wouldn't want a betrayed immune system.

    Kthxbai,

    --Rob

  2. Re:Not very long... on Censoring a Number · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps I can be the first to post a pneumonic (subtract one from the length of each word):

    Well, someone had to blow some air into this meme!

    --Rob

  3. Re:Target market on Microsoft CEO Claims iPhone Will Be Bust · · Score: 1

    What Ballmer is saying is that the Zune's target market is old people.

    In Korea, only... oh, the heck with it. Zune is teh sux0rz.

    --Rob

  4. Re:Next step on Supreme Court Weakens Patents · · Score: 1

    What about backwards engineering a software product and implementing the same (patented) algorithms via different language? Still a copyright violation, or no?

    I wouldn't think so. Copyright is supposed to protect a particular expression of an idea, not the idea itself. Now, is it a patent violation? For now, I think so. Although patents are supposed to protect an implementation of an algorithm, the courts seem to think the algorithm itself is patent-worty.

    But then again, I'm not a lawyer, so I'm taking the sane interpretation!

    --Rob

  5. Re:How about on When the Earth Was Purple · · Score: 1

    The more interesting question would be, why something like chlorophyll evolved to power plants, instead of reactions with a potentially higher gain

    Like nuclear fusion!

    Sorry.

    --Rob

  6. Re:You all miss the point on Apple Sued For Using Tabs In OS X Tiger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Say I invent the proverbial "better mousetrap" - I build my new invention, and now my house is 100% mouse-free. But without a patent system, I'm not interested or able in selling my better mousetrap to the general public: after all, my design is pretty simple, and the general public could easily build their own just by looking at one of mine.

    I think there's a fallacy buried in here. You are implicitly assuming that one and only one person is capable of that particular "a-ha!" moment. The reality is that while the billions of humans on the whole may not have come up with your particular idea at the exact same moment as you did, the chances are very high that someone else will +/- a few years. Or in the software world, within a few months. When it's time to railroad, people railroad.

    Bringing it back to software, sit a hundred good developers in front of a dev environment, and ask them to solve a problem, you will get 90% of them developing any solution at all, and there will be three or four different solutions. That means that on average, 25 or 30 people will have come up with the same idea.

    --Rob

  7. Re:Hastening on QuickTime .MOV + Toshiba + Vista = BSOD · · Score: 1

    I doubt it. Causing a BSOD is the last thing a malware writer would want to do. That would be like a human virus with a one-day 100% fatality cycle. How would it propagate?

    --Rob

  8. Slitting our own throat on AMD's Plan To Recover From Its Perfect Storm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Looks like cost cutting, including layoffs, may be on the way. But the company says it won't change its overal direction. The CEO Hector Ruiz is quoted as saying, 'We are not going to change our strategy because of one lousy quarter.'

    1. Get rid of people.
    2. The beatings will increase until morale improves.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

    I've got some real serious problems with capitalism. I don't have a solution, but I recognize feces when I smell it.

    --Rob

  9. Re:The ISPs were right all along on Boston Bans Boing Boing From City Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    At least the people of Boston have a chance to throw the bums out in the next election.

    Here's all I have to say on the subject:

    Let's watch the monkey dance.
    ...Anti-intellectualism.
    Make fun of the South of France.
    ...Anti-intellectualism.

    And that's why Boston will not be throwing anyone out.

    (Thanks, Ze, for the words)

    --Rob

  10. Re:Because civilization depends on having children on Women Are Fleeing IT Jobs · · Score: 1

    Because civilization depends on having children.

    I'm kinda hoping that this dependency is mooted by the Singularity in about 40 years. It's a gamble I'm willing to take. And if it doesn't work out, there's always cats.

    --Rob

  11. Re:Erm on Teens Actually Do Protect Their Online Profiles · · Score: 1

    Your last name is Binks, isn't it.

    --Rob

  12. Re:Some basic background information on Microsoft Is Sued For Patent Violation Over .NET · · Score: 1

    But the vultures of lawyers will pull you apart within minutes...

    Best collective noun ever. I propose that it be added to the appropriate page in Wikipedia.

    --Rob

  13. Ally, impostor... on Typing Patterns for Authentication · · Score: 2, Funny

    "whether a message was sent by an ally or an impostor..."

    ...or a cat.

    --Rob

  14. Where the heck are our guys? on SCO Chairman Fights to Ban Open Wireless Networks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every week I see a story about how such-and-such a CEO went in front of such-and-such a commission and spewed lies. When do our guys get to in front of commissions?

    --Rob

  15. Re:More info on NASA Probe Validates Einstein Within 1% · · Score: 1

    Speaking of the potential for error, here's something funky. Einstein's equations are real-number equations. That is, they describe computations performed using infinite-precision numbers. But any operation involving infinite-precision numbers must involve infinite operations from an information-theoretic point of view -- think bits, the number of, required to represent an infinite-precision number, and now think of the computations required to process such numbers. Since the universe obviously hasn't graunched to a halt trying to perform the first endless computation, we come to two conclusions:

    1. The universe operates on finite-precision numbers.

    2. Any real-valued formula does not describe the "true" universe.

    3. Pi, e, and all those fun infinite-precision transcendental numbers don't actually exist in a "true" sense.

    Has you head a splode?

    --Rob

  16. Re:What? on Norway Liberal Party Wants Legal File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Cory Doctorow seems to be doing all right with that model.

    --Rob

  17. Let me be the first to say... on New Law Lets Data Centers Hide Power Usage · · Score: 1

    "So Watt?"

    --Rob

  18. Self-perpetuating narcissism on The Fine Art of 'Boss Science' · · Score: 1

    And so, the research shows, employees tend to see the jerk, the narcissist, and yes, even the asshole, as boss material.

    I think this should have said: "Bosses tend to see the jerk employee, the narcissist employee, and yes, even the asshole employee, as boss material." The thing is, [rank-and-file] employees don't promote bosses. Bosses promote bosses. So really, you have a self-perpetuating system here.

    --Rob

  19. Re:Mod Me down, but I have something to say: on Apple Delays Leopard to October · · Score: 5, Informative

    Informative gives you karma. Funny doesn't. :/

    --Rob

  20. Re:Implications are obvious on The Modern Ease of 3D Printing · · Score: 1

    And if I'm going to print off 1 million copies of a book or magazine, I'm going to use an industrial quality printing press.

    I think one of the assumptions of the DIY-printing world is that you would never have to print off industrial quantities of anything. You upload a book, and someone who wants it prints it, just once. Of course, I have no idea how a home user could purchase a machine that does it all, from printing the text block to binding and casing. While I admit I don't have the solution, I also think that a solution is possible.

    --Rob

  21. Re:Looks like they missed one on Talking CCTV to Scold Offenders in UK · · Score: 1

    5. Pedestrian comes back at 2am and beats Talking Camera to death with cricket bat, or other clubbing instrument of choice.

    Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Let's go clubbing!"

    --Rob

  22. Ob. JonStewart on Daylight Saving Change Saved No Power · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm a lobbyist with the North American Automatically Time Changing Clock, Watch and Timepiece Manufacturers Association...

    ...or "TIMEBLA"...

    --Rob

  23. Parallels, Microsoft, and costs on Why Microsoft Should Fear Apple · · Score: 1

    With Parallels, you still need to buy a Microsoft OS and any Windows software you need. So Microsoft still collects their money. The only thing is that now instead of buying a Mac and then buying a Windows box, I only have to buy a Mac. Software costs are still the same.

    So Parallels ADDS sales to Apple, but neither adds nor removes sales from Microsoft.

    That being said, Parallels is shweet! :)

    --Rob

  24. Those Nordic Gods! on US No Longer Technology King · · Score: 1

    Look out, here they come! Valhalla, I'm coming!

    --Rob

  25. Secret Roadmap for Future Ubuntu Release Names on Ubuntu 7.04 (Feisty Fawn) Beta Released · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Giggly Gnu
    Happy Hamster
    Icy Ichthyosaur
    Jumping Jehosaphat
    Killer Klown (from outer space)
    Lame Liger
    Manly Man (Mugabe Memorial edition)
    Numb Nut
    Oppresive Opposum
    Permissive Penguin
    Quaaludinous Quail
    Raw-throated Rhinovirus
    Submissive Sasquatch
    Tasty Tuna on Rye with Lettuce and Tomato, Soda, and Side of Fries
    Unpredicable Unexpected Cotton Rat (really, look it up)
    Valorous Vampire Bat
    Wet Weasel
    Xenu's Xliii
    Yawny Yeti
    Zootropic Zygophyllacea Scale