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UK Taps 439,000 Phones, Now Wants To Monitor MPs

JPMH writes "With the largest density of CCTV cameras in the world, and an increasing network of automatic number-plate recognition cameras on main roads, Britain has long been a pioneer for the surveillance society. Now new official figures reveal that UK agencies monitored 439,000 telephones and email addresses in a 15 month period between 2005 and 2006. The Interception of Communications Commissioner is seeking the right for agencies to be allowed to monitor the communications of Members of Parliament as well, something which has been forbidden since the 1960s. It must be that it is bringing their numbers down: on the law of averages they should be monitoring at least 5 of the MPs."

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  1. Oh please let them be monitored by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Interesting

    See how they like it.

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    1. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by iainl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lovely idea, except there are MPs and MPs. They aren't going to be listening to John "Slippy Shoulders" Reid trying to work out how the latest disaster is Someone Else's Fault. Opposition Members might find some 'unusual' feedback on their lines, however.

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    2. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by bri2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They're hypocrits who don't like the powers they've granted the police to be turned on them one little bit. For example, when the police are pumping bullets into some guys head down in Stockwell tube because, well there wasn't really a because other than that there'd been a bombing the previous week and the police fancied shooting someone foreign looking, they're "doing an excellent job in difficult circumstances". However, when the police arrest Blair's assistants in dawn raids as part of the cash-for-honours scandal, they're described as heavy handed bully boys harassing people who should be presumed innocent.

      I suspect this extention of phone tapping to MPs is specifically aimed as George Galloway as Blair's desperate for dirt on one of the biggest thorns in his side.

    3. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by mgblst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realise that there is no amorphous blob called the police? You realise that the police are made up of a bunch of people, some of whom are very competent, some of whom are less so. This is why the police can do one job well, and one job badly, because there were different police in handling the issue.

      So many people on slashdot seem to have difficulty in dealing with groups of people. I guess it makes it easier to argue.

      I do agree with what you are trying to say, except for the last bit, nobody cares about George except his own staff. But nothing they have said is logically incorrect.

    4. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by Elemenope · · Score: 2, Funny

      [...]Members might find some 'unusual' feedback on their lines, however.

      Ugh, that is soooo last century. ;) 21st century surveillance is new and improved; you need not have a clue you are being watched at all!

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    5. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by Elemenope · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do realise that there is no amorphous blob called the police? You realise that the police are made up of a bunch of people, some of whom are very competent, some of whom are less so. This is why the police can do one job well, and one job badly, because there were different police in handling the issue.

      'Tis true that police departments are composed of diverse sorts of individuals of varying levels of competence. However, particular departments can encourage development of certain ways of doing things, certain professional culture, through policies, hiring criteria, and subtler social pressures, such that the vast majority of the officers will behave in a predictable way given the same circumstances. The quality of that behavior depends upon those policies and what the interior culture is.

      At the University I attend, there are two neighboring towns which have substatial contact with the students. They have separate police departments, and while they are all individuals as you say, I have a reasonable expectation of being treated fairly by an officer from one of those towns, and not so much from the other. Occassionally I am pleasantly or unpleasantly surprised, but not often. I suspect it has a lot to do with differences of priority, different internal cultures, and probably even different policies.

      So many people on slashdot seem to have difficulty in dealing with groups of people. I guess it makes it easier to argue.

      The formation of categories and identification of general delineations and trends are crucial to thought and discussion. I agree it can be done well or poorly, and some folks are better at it than others. The trick is to identify which factors of distinction are important and which are trivial. Not always easy, and easy thus to err on the side of excluding something important in the generalization.

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    6. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by HeyMe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mr. Winston Smith, we know who you've been talking too...

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    7. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Yes, so assume you are always under surveilance and act accordingly. If you are an average workaday bloke follow all the laws and say nothing provocative. If you are a person with wealth, connections, or clout simply keep breaking the laws since evidence has never mattered in the past so surveilance video won't make an difference.

    8. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by bri2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Obviously the police are not homogenous. However, so far as I'm concerned the competent, uncorrupt members of the force (assuming there are any) only have the right to be differentiated from the mass if they're prepared to actually bring their incompetent and corrupt colleagues to account rather than closing ranks, stalling and "misplacing" evidence whenever allegations of corruption or incompetence are made. If the police want to stick together they're going to have to be judged together. Sorry, but years of reading Private Eye and its Police 5 section has made me deeply sceptical of the motives of the police.

    9. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the fox will be quite content wearing his new chicken suit.

      (If you didn't get it, the point is that the difference between the fox - the ruling class - and the chickens - the subject class - remains exactly as it did before. They are the ones holding the special "right" to employ coercion as their means; you aren't.)

    10. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      May I assume you turned the jerk down the hallway that was goofing off all day in then....

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    11. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the jerk down the hall you insensitive clod!

    12. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK has an Interception of Communications Commish? Maybe they should rename his department Information Retrieval...

      Does any of the following sound familiar?

      Mr. Helpmann: Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seem to have forgotten good old-fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game...

      T.V. Interviewer: How do you account for the fact that the bombing campaign has been going on for thirteen years?

      Mr. Helpmann: Beginners' luck.

    13. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by jotok · · Score: 1

      So many people on slashdot seem to have difficulty in dealing with groups of people. I guess it makes it easier to argue.

      I was talking to a social sciences professor the other day who believes that people nowadays have a hard time distinguishing between things that exist as an aggregate and things that exist as a gestalt; nor do they understand the appropriate level of complexity at which to analyze things.

      Or, in plain english, they think of things like "the government" or "the Church" as giant Transformers that walk around doing things, and they cannot understand when it is appropriate to explain the actions of bodies in terms of the actions of members and when it's appropriate to explain them in terms of the whole.

      I just thought you might find this interesting.

    14. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by PWill · · Score: 0

      I agree. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    15. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by ronanbear · · Score: 1

      That would be the end of my slashdotting then

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    16. Re:Oh please let them be monitored by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      The police shot a Brazilian in the head multiple times for running to catch a train. The policemen responsible didn't even get suspended. Shoot first, questions later is defiantly being encouraged.

  2. Fuck this... by Ckwop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    May I be the first to say holy fucking shit. I mean, I knew it was bad. I once counted three hundred or so security cameras on a trip around Liverpool but I never once suspected that we had it anywhere near this bad.

    And these goons want a road-pricing scheme via GPS tracking? Jesus f-ing Christ. Next they'll want to photograph people in toilets in case they decide to take drugs in them. They really are that bat-shit crazy!

    My Grandma died last year of cancer. She was one of the brave women that gunned down German planes over Widnes during World War II. Their generation's sacrifice, every single last one of them appears to be in vein. For we've become the very thing we fought sixty years ago. How did this happen? How did we let ourselves be cowed in to this?

    The faceless little shits behind this will never be known. Their crimes will never go punished.

    Any Canadians willing to sponsor a immigrating Brit?

    Simon

    1. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any Canadians willing to sponsor a immigrating Brit?

      No. Don't run away to North America just because you don't have the balls to stand up to the thugs in your own country. Your grandma didn't run away. You shouldn't either.

    2. Re:Fuck this... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      No simon, I won't house you from the evil brits. You drink too much. :-)

      BTW, do you really think the cameras are archived or looked at in any depth.

      Tom

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    3. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one good news is that your security is asking. Here in America, USA PATRIOT act basically says that once a warrent is obtained for "terrorism", then the group of ppl can look anywhere they want. In addition, any and all information can and will be turned over to the DOJ. then DOJ can use that info in any fashion taht they want. Finally, the group that overseas this, is a small group from high up in the DOJ. We are more fucked than you are.

    4. Re:Fuck this... by VJ42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No need to go all the way to Canada. I'm looking at a place closer to home: Eire. They speak English, and are in the EU so I don't even need a passport to move there. Emigration looks more appealing every day.

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    5. Re:Fuck this... by mgblst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      BTW, do you really think the cameras are archived or looked at in any depth.
       
      That might make you feel safe for now, but what about the future. What about when image recognition if to the point that the computer can recognise you, and thus record everywhere you have been. Does that worry you? Is that really that far away? How much did the ministry of defence spend on Image Recognition last year? Any idea? A scary amount, whatever it is.

    6. Re:Fuck this... by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      How about, actually try and fix it? The government isn't beyond the control of the average person; Bush's administration f&@ked up in Iraq, and now he's certainly not coming back next time.

      Raise awareness, and if people care they'll vote someone in who wants to put an end to this. Even if that person doesn't get in the main parties will see that they can get more votes if they appeal to those concerned about privacy.

      The noble grandma you talk about probably never considered moving to Canada, did she?

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    7. Re:Fuck this... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      BTW, do you really think the cameras are archived or looked at in any depth.
      You're right, they're just there to scare you and the images are never archived and nobody looks at them.
      In fact there is no electricity going to the cameras and those in the know often climb up and bash them open to release the candy hidden inside for all the gleeful British children on the ground below.
    8. Re:Fuck this... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I hope you have a copy of the Magna Carta. That damn piece of paper is a threat to UK national security.

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    9. Re:Fuck this... by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they speak English, why aren't you calling them 'Ireland'??

    10. Re:Fuck this... by ChristW · · Score: 1

      And these goons want a road-pricing scheme via GPS tracking?
      Ah, well, The Netherlands are going to implement a similar scheme as well. We'll all have a nice little black box in our cars, tracing every mile of road, so we can get charged not only on where we drive, but also when we drive there...
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    11. Re:Fuck this... by Mille+Mots · · Score: 1
      Bush's administration f&@ked up in Iraq, and now he's certainly not coming back next time.


      This may come as a surprise to some, but GWB is already on his second term. A person can not be elected to more than two terms as President. Therefore, he absolutely will not be 'coming back next time' and it has nothing to do with the present administration's handling of the attack on Iraq. Well, unless he declares martial law and suspends the Constitution...remember when the tin foil crowd was claiming that Clinton was going to do just that? Heh.


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    12. Re:Fuck this... by phookz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your lack or patriotism and excessive use of foul language has been noted...

    13. Re:Fuck this... by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well at the point where the Crown thinks I'm an enemy I'll just stop visiting the country :-)

      Honestly, I agree the cameras are a waste of effort, but the privacy issues are just not there. You're OUT IN PUBLIC for crying out loud.

      Tom

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    14. Re:Fuck this... by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Small nitpick, but even before the EU, you were able to readily emigrate/settle in Ireland (and the Irish were able to settle/immigrate in the UK).

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    15. Re:Fuck this... by xtracto · · Score: 0

      . I once counted three hundred or so security cameras on a trip around Liverpool but I never once suspected that we had it anywhere near this bad.

      Hehe, I have lived here in Liverpool for almost 3 years and I can tell you that police MUST watch these crazy Scousers as they really are fucked up. No but in all seriousness, you do live in a terrible bigbrother-1984-esque country. People here live *in fear* of their government. I just read somewhere that the probability to be sentenced after committing a crime is about ~%22 compared to ~9% in USA and ~%1 in Mexico. But me and other Mexican friends have a great time laughing at the government advertisings about tax evasion, drinking and even the stupid TV-License (gosh, I have received tens of "this is the final advice, we are knocking down your door next time").

      And just the other day I was telling an English friend that it would be nice to bring some tequila and sell it here. You should have seen his face, he when he told me "But that is illegal!", I think he wished not to be my friend (with the fear of being caught for being associated with a criminal).

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    16. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Bush's administration f&@ked up in Iraq, and now he's certainly not coming back next time.


      Not sure what you mean by that.

      If you mean he isn't going to be elected again, then as the other poster noted, he managed that by being elected the maximum number of times, not by the mess he made in Iraq.

      If you mean he isn't going to be able to start the war he wants in Iran ... That isn't a done deal one way or the other. Only time will tell.

    17. Re:Fuck this... by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Any Canadians willing to sponsor a immigrating Brit?

      Sure. But I think you'd be disappointed.

      The population here in Canada is still under the same level of control, but it's just done more subtly. Seriously. EVERYBODY is already wire-tapped. Echelon takes care of that. It's just not discussed in parliament. And with the kind of Cell phone systems in place and RFID and satellite imaging, and heaven knows what else, (a lightbulb can function as a two-way EM transceiver if you have sensitive enough equipment, which they most certainly do, and have done for a long time), nobody has any privacy. Period.

      The kind of surveillance and societal control each first world nation is pressed beneath is simply a different flavor of the same huge, planet-wide experiment. For some reason, Britain has been flagged as a nation for testing/using more provocative measures, but those measures are entirely cosmetic.

      Anyway, we still have the Queen on our coins here in Canada.

      This is not to say that I wouldn't look into altering your life in order to get out of the way of the speeding train. I just wouldn't recommend Canada as a particularly safe alternative. When Bush the Psychopath starts dropping nukes, I think it might be silly to assume that Canada will somehow avoid the big lock-down. --It might be marginally less insane. But I wouldn't count on it.


      -FL

    18. Re:Fuck this... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Beautiful post.

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    19. Re:Fuck this... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      To avoid any confusion with Northern Ireland; I could have also typed "the Republic of Ireland" but "Eire" is shorter, and easier to type.

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    20. Re:Fuck this... by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Bush's administration f&@ked up in Iraq, and now he's certainly not coming back next time.


      I should hope not, because there's supposed to be a two-term limit on the Presidential office. There isn't supposed to be a "next time" for him.

      Otherwise I agree. The government is supposed to be a servant of the people, not the other way around, and the closing and dismissal of the petition should itself be a focus of public action. What we (both in the US and the UK) really need is a mechanism to have recall elections at the federal level.

      Elected officials need to be held accountable to their constituents, and that just doesn't happen.
      =Smidge=
    21. Re:Fuck this... by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Years ago I saw a poster. Wish I had gotten it. It said, "Smile, there's an angel behind that camera!" with an monocolor image of an angel watching a CCTV monitor. As was asked all those years ago, who watches the watchers. The MPs need to be held just as accountable as the citizens they govern.

    22. Re:Fuck this... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Meh, the UK has been in the EU for as long as I've been alive, what happened in the Empire days is not really relevant. Especially as my family are relatively recent immigrants to the UK (they arrived in the 1960s). So all pre-EU movement of peoples between the UK and the Republic is a moot point. :-)

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    23. Re:Fuck this... by zeoslap · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >> How did this happen? How did we let ourselves be cowed in to this?

      One word. Alcohol. The alcohol based culture of the UK causes both street crime and traffic fatalities so you end up with cameras in the streets and cameras on the roads, perhaps it also leads to numbed citizens that don't really care as well (debatable).

      I lived in the UK till I was twenty and it's only when you leave and look back that you see just how much people drink there.

    24. Re:Fuck this... by HairyCanary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do you equate being out in public with it being okay to track my every move? I go out every day, and thousands of people "see" me. Not a single one of them knows all the places I've been, they only see me for a moment or two. This is such a huge difference from the government tracking everywhere I go that I'm scared to think there are probably many folks like you who cannot recognize the distinction.

    25. Re:Fuck this... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      As a civilian I could just follow you around in public all I wanted. If that's perfectly legal, why is it illegal for the man to do it?

      I think it's just a WASTE OF TIME to have the cameras around because the reality is things do get missed, crimes do happen [and go unsolved], etc. in the grand scheme of things it solves less problems then it causes/costs.

      And to be honest, I've been to liverpool, widnes and manchester. I didn't notice more than a couple cameras during the entire trip. Unless you're looking for them it's kinda out of sight out of mind.

      If I wanted to hide from the man I wouldn't go for a walk out in public with my face in full view.

      Tom

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    26. Re:Fuck this... by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Actually, the EU rules on citizenship are relatively recent. I think it was around the mid 80s where we have been able to readily get a job and settle in any EU state on arrival.

      The Immigration and settlement rules for UK/Ireland were in effect before the EU relaxation immigration, and actually override the EU rules.

      One good example is that the UK still has border controls, unlike other EU countries, which have reduced or eliminated border controls between the countries. But between Ireland and UK it is much less than previously. Indeed, in the past, it was not even required to have a passport to travel between the countries (Now, I think Ireland may ask for some Photo ID on Entry on certain routes, but the UK is less likely, with Irish originated planes often arriving in domestic terminals in Heathrow)

      These benefits also apply in the rare cases even now where a person could be a British Citizen, but not a EU citizen, this can be seen on their passport as they will not have the European Union text on the front.

      What I find more strange is, these relaxed rules occurred even during times of IRA "problems". Our "forefathers" prided freedom over the need to protect against a minority of "Terrorists". Now, we are heading towards ID cards, etc. hmmm...

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    27. Re:Fuck this... by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      My Grandma died last year of cancer. She was one of the brave women that gunned down German planes over Widnes during World War II.

      Saving Widnes isn't something to be proud of -- unless you mean the planes crashed into Widnes, which is a glorious triumph! ;)

    28. Re:Fuck this... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      There could be something to this. I'm from Canada and I visited England a couple of years ago. I was shocked at how much people drink there. I don't know if there are stats on this anywhere, but I would say that on average people drink 4 or 5 times (or more) as much as here. But of course, my observations where completely unscientific, with a very small sample size! :)

    29. Re:Fuck this... by TobascoKid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Like the Germans were anything compared to combined forces of the British government and British teenagers. One group of thugs might not be so bad, but two?

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    30. Re:Fuck this... by TobascoKid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm pretty certain it's not perfectly legal to just follow someone around in public all you wanted. While IANAL, I think that could be considered stalking, and I'm fairly certain that's a crime.

      If I wanted to hide from the man I wouldn't go for a walk out in public with my face in full view.

      So you're a hoodie, who likes stalking people? And you haven't got an ASBO?

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    31. Re:Fuck this... by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well I dunno about the UK, but in Canada following someone is legal provided that you are not threatening them (e.g. they are not confined) or placed in danger (e.g. push them into traffic). If you keep a reasonable distance and stick to public property, you're perfectly within your means.

      It's when you start interacting with them directly (speaking, touching, etc) that you cross the legal boundary.

      My point is if you want to remain private you have to do private things. Walking about in public, with your face totally exposed is not how you keep private any more than sending your credit card # in cleartext over HTTP is any way to keep that private.

      People don't get the issues [like any other field] but will hit the hot button that makes the most noise. It's the same with red light cameras. They're no more a violation of your privacy, then cottage cheese is (and if you think that comparison makes no sense, congrats you got my point).

      Tapping phones is different, as there is an expectation of privacy over a landline since it's reasonable to assume your neighbours are not tampering with telecommunications gear. So if the UK govt is needlessly and without warrant tapping people, then there is an issue. But the cameras? They're nothing more than a budgetary blight that should be removed because it's a WASTE OF FUCKING MONEY.

      Tom

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    32. Re:Fuck this... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Not a single one of them knows all the places I've been, they only see me for a moment or two.
      And when they follow and watch every were you go and see what you do, They are considered stalkers and would likley be violating some law when they are "stalking you".

      This is such a huge difference from the government tracking everywhere I go that I'm scared to think there are probably many folks like you who cannot recognize the distinction.
      Exactly, And I'm wondering why the government being allowed to do what would otherwise be consider stalking and it seems to be ok just because it can. Seriously, People are claiming that the government should be able to spy on you all they want because of no other reason then It's the government. And other person doing it would be a criminal! Why is it ok to do this?

      I saw the answer to the statment of "if you have nothing to hide then it won't bother you" somewhere; Were it ranged from everything from searching a person to monitoring their movments. The answer was, "If I have nothing to hide, then why are you so interested in doing it". This sort of asks the question of Why are you doing this, what is the ultimate motive if i'm not a law breaker "now". The only logical answer is because you will be breaking a law in the future when the law is writen or discovered. I'm not up for this one bit.
    33. Re:Fuck this... by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      I think they toughened up the laws on stalking a few years back (or at least they talked about it - it's hard to keep track with a government whose policies that are nothing but one knee-jerk reaction action another) after a TV presenter was stalked and killed.

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    34. Re:Fuck this... by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I just read somewhere that the probability to be sentenced after committing a crime is about ~%22 compared to ~9% in USA and ~%1 in Mexico


      Isn't sentencing people who have committed crimes the whole point of the criminal justice system?

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    35. Re:Fuck this... by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it isn't alcohol. That's a symptom, not a cause.

      It really happened because of two words, just like here in the U.S.: apathy and fear. I don't know how long this crap has been going on in the U.K., but this culture of fear really took off in the U.S. after 9/11. The government, of course, sensing a chance to greatly expand its powers by capitalizing on fear, jumped all over this golden opportunity. Unfortunately, people in this country have become so complacent--after all, the government is there to protect us, right? Anyone, anyone? Buehler, Buehler?--that they ignore the fact that freedom from tyranny is being taken away, little by little. And as long as they can still watch the latest reality TV show on the tube, and there's still plenty of beer in the fridge, it doesn't matter, right?

      Wait, who's that knocking on my doo...............

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    36. Re:Fuck this... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      I just shout "Bollocks!" at them to see if anything happens.

    37. Re:Fuck this... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I still question the legitimacy of any law like this. Inside Canada, you have the right to free association and the like. Provided you're not directly interacting with the subject, I don't see any grounds for complaint.

      At the very least, you could defend yourself with saying you were going to the same place. I've done that a few times on the trip to the grocery store. There are 4 turns to get there and I've had times where I would follow someone else going to the same store for at least 3 turns.

      Is that stalking?

      Tom

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    38. Re:Fuck this... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the EU rules on citizenship are relatively recent. I think it was around the mid 80s where we have been able to readily get a job and settle in any EU state on arrival.

      The Immigration and settlement rules for UK/Ireland were in effect before the EU relaxation immigration, and actually override the EU rules.

      One good example is that the UK still has border controls, unlike other EU countries, which have reduced or eliminated border controls between the countries. But between Ireland and UK it is much less than previously. Indeed, in the past, it was not even required to have a passport to travel between the countries (Now, I think Ireland may ask for some Photo ID on Entry on certain routes, but the UK is less likely, with Irish originated planes often arriving in domestic terminals in Heathrow)

      I think you're thinking of The Schengen Agreement, which IIRC is an EEA agreement, not an EU one; but nitpicking aside, you're correct. Indeed, the only EU countries who opted out were the UK and Ireland; I believe that membership is now a prerequisite for joining the EU. The only reason we managed to get special status is due to our nature and location as an Island.

      What I find more strange is, these relaxed rules occurred even during times of IRA "problems". Our "forefathers" prided freedom over the need to protect against a minority of "Terrorists". Now, we are heading towards ID cards, etc. hmmm... Indeed, the sinister nature of this Stalinist NuLabour government scares me, hence the talk of emigration. Of course the other course of action is that of the only man to enter parliament with honourable intentions, but I hope we're some way off from that yet.
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    39. Re:Fuck this... by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      Amusing considering that North America was built on immigration.

    40. Re:Fuck this... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I should hope not, because there's supposed to be a two-term limit on the Presidential office. There isn't supposed to be a "next time" for him.
      Actualy, I heard Bush made a deal with the UN and he is going to surrender the United State to the UN's control and Bush will be the supream govenor over it. The Only person with more Power would be the Chief general of the UN. And all this anti UN sediment is a ploy to make the people realize the decision to do so was a hard one so they can believe it was neccesary for the survivle of the country against terror. (I heard the exact same thing under Cliton too)

      Otherwise I agree. The government is supposed to be a servant of the people, not the other way around, and the closing and dismissal of the petition should itself be a focus of public action. What we (both in the US and the UK) really need is a mechanism to have recall elections at the federal level.
      I think the Idea of the government being a "servent" is fundementaly flawed. It purposes that they need to do something when they don't. It is the exact reason we are in the shape we are today and is a reletivly new idea to boot. The government Is there to handle situations that are above the control or normal people and that is it. When they become "servants" they get the idea they can are there to "serve" and instead of being a "loyal indentured servant", they become the "waiter or waitress" at your favorite restaurant who knows who the big tippers are and gives them better services in expectation of those tipps.

      And a recall election at a federal level is flawed in itself too. For one, it would be public opinion ruling the country. Everyone would be afraid of getting recalled to some point. The civil right legislation of '64 in the US was unpopular enough that it would have created a recal of about everyone who supported it. Forget the idea of how popular it (the idea civil rights for everyone) is/was today, it wasn't back then. And surpisingly, A higher percent of republicans vote in support of it the democrate so I definatly know it would be different then today. And I would go as far as saying public opinion on it today is directly shaped from policy back then. If the policy wouldn't have happened, we would still think "white only entrances" were fine and weekend hangings of niggars for entertainment was still fine. Tom Crow laws ;were killing a minority would be "thrity days suspended" cause it was already considered GOOD BEHAVIOR and looking at a white boy wrong could be 2 years hard labor; would be every bit of todatys life as it was in some areas in the 50's and earlier.

      Giving recal powers at a federal level and letting the politicians believe they are serving for tipps would totaly screw this up. We have slipped into something we don't like and making it worse isn't going to help.
    41. Re:Fuck this... by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Any Canadians willing to sponsor a immigrating Brit?

      You should just do what I did... marry one :)

      Got my immigration visa and I fly out in early June.

    42. Re:Fuck this... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Here it is The Magna Carta though a bill just as important is the Bill of rights 1688 Which even gives us Brits the right to bare arms. Well sort of, here's the relevant passage:
      Subjects' Arms.
      That the Subjects which are Protestants may have Arms for their Defence suitable to their Conditions and as allowed by Law.

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    43. Re:Fuck this... by deepestblue · · Score: 1

      And why not? Today's North America is largely made up of Europeans fleeing religious persecution. Or do you have something against immigration?

    44. Re:Fuck this... by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

      I live in BC, Canada in the city of Surrey. It is one of the fastest growing cities in N. America. We have a bit of a crime problem in our down town area. Out mayor went to the UK to see how u guys combat crime and now plans to implement a bunch of your measures. I'm pretty sure we're gonna start seeing all those cameras here. She presented her idea to our conservative PM along with some RCMP officers and they all seemed to like the idea. It seems like all the so called free first world countries are emerging into a not so free big brother government.

      Reminds me of movies like the Minority Report, V for Vendetta and Equilibrium. Kind of sad, the so called freedoms that everyone seems to be talking about having fought for are just ideologies right now.

    45. Re:Fuck this... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      My point is if you want to remain private you have to do private things. Walking about in public, with your face totally exposed is not how you keep private

      I think you mistake what the government allows you as privacy as the actual article. Granted, you may be perfectly willing to have your every action tracked when you are in the artificial sanctuary of your own home. But most of us aren't. Furthermore, most of us have enjoyed a certain amount of privacy in public, due to our relative anonymity, which we consider standard.

      Certainly, we may voluntarily step out of that anonymity from time to time, but that is our individual choice at that time. The point is, one shouldn't have to be trapped in their home simply to avoid having their actions tracked, recorded, and archived just because someone, somewhere might find that information useful later.

    46. Re:Fuck this... by Marcus+Green · · Score: 1

      The UK does not have a particularly high alcohol by comparison with other European countries.

    47. Re:Fuck this... by encoderer · · Score: 1

      I really _am_ a true American patriot. Probably equal to or greater to any you've ever met. I git misty eyed when they play the national anthem and I suck down history and historical biography like most Americans suck down quarter pounders. (Yes, I've been known to have an affinity to the Quarter Pounders, too, I'm not pointing fingers).

      That being said, even _I_ can see the awesome irony and humor in the fact that these immigrants--seeking freedom from opression--sailed across the Atlantic and basically immediately began a systematic genocide of the indigenous people. I mean, slavery was horrible and bad, but nothing like the American genocide.

      And I really do try to empathize with the Natives. I really do. It's difficult, because my only background is traditional European, but I try. The 'humor' comment shouldn't be taken as me minimizing the situation. The humor is only the fact that these people--seeking freedom--basically had no issues with brutually murdering millions of innocents.

      the geek in my pictures the flying saucer landing. The green men walking out. "We come in peace" they say. Then they whip out their ray guns and start Vaporizing humans.

    48. Re:Fuck this... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Where the fuck did this come from? Where did I say tracking inside your home is a good idea?

      How about this, if you want to form a cogent argument and have a serious "grown up" debate, you stop lying about what others are saying.

      let me know when you're mature enough to play at the big boy table.

      Tom

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    49. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see you explain why I should spend one second of my life putting your goal of "turning the collective around" before my own family. Really - you are implying that I should put my own life and family on hold while I join your crusade, are you not? Justify it.

      There is a reason why no government in the history of organized coercion has ever significantly and permanently reduced its powers through the process of democracy. Let's put the canned collective reaction on hold and think about that for a minute.

      What makes you think your situation is any different? All governments expand in power throughout their lifetimes, as history shows; the best you can hope for is to live under the rule of one that hasn't reached its peak capacity for oppression. That is how it's always been, and that is how it will always be as long as government (this speical "right" to employ coercion) exists.

      In the meantime, you're god damn right I'm moving to a country where the ruling class is slightly less oppressive. THAT is what I call responsibility, and I'll be damned if you're going to suck me into your crusade with that pathetic old appeal to collectivism. Don't get me wrong; you have every right to fight a war you have no chance of winning, but the moment you confront me with the old "get off your ass and help us" is the moment I respond with a big healthy Fuck You.

    50. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think someone needs to read "to the stars".

      It's an acurate historical account of Britian in the near future. ;)

    51. Re:Fuck this... by zeoslap · · Score: 1

      http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?ne wsid=6558

      The UK government is becoming alarmed at the spiralling costs of binge-drinking. The health bill for the NHS (national health service) is becoming a serious concern. The social costs - crime and the disruption to family life are rising dramatically.

      The government is going to propose having wardens at taxi ranks at weekends at night. They said they are also going to bear down on pubs that serve alcohol to under 18s.

      The problem is a cultural one, say many experts. Many of Britain's youth go out on Friday and Saturday nights with just one aim - to get blind drunk.

      Two groups of people in the UK are beginning to become a serious problem to themselves and those around them.

      The first group consists of people aged 18-25. They go out just to get as drunk as they can. Their behaviour causes serious problems of crime, disorder and the clogging up of emergency rooms in hospitals (A&E Departments).

      The second group consists of older people who are chronic drinkers. They are drinking more often and more heavily. The NHS is seeing a rise in cases of cirrhosis and heart disease among this older group.

      The government says it would like to see more of a continental European cafe-bar culture. Britons are the biggest binge-drinkers in Europe. Binge-drinking basically means going out on the town to get blind drunk.

    52. Re:Fuck this... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Britons are the biggest binge-drinkers in Europe. Binge-drinking basically means going out on the town to get blind drunk.

      That's the generally accepted definition of binge drinking. If you look closer at government publications, however, you'll find they use a different one. See for instance this study which uses the definition "drinking enough to feel drunk at least once per month" to define a binge drinker.

      The reason the government sees there being such a binge drinking problem is that they've defined it in such a way that it's actually hard to avoid being a binge drinker without completely abstaining.

    53. Re:Fuck this... by julesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      even the stupid TV-License (gosh, I have received tens of "this is the final advice, we are knocking down your door next time").

      Something I've been waiting for someone to try for a while. If you've informed them that you don't have a TV (or, conversely, do have a licence), but they continue sending the letters anyway, they may be in breach of the Malicious Communications Act, 1988.

      It'd be fun trying it, at least. :)

    54. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man. Whatever. Overrated? Please. How bout "Insulting, and it hurts cause it's true." or "Off topic" Overrated doesn't even make sense. What am I? A movie? If this deserved anything it would be a +5 GENIUS!!! with a Totally Awesome! Bonus modifier.

      I'm hardcore and tell it like it is. That's like saying honesty is overrated. Oh... Maybe there's some truth to the moderation after all. Now I just need to write a post about morals and get the same moderation and my faith in the cynicism of the average person will be restored.

    55. Re:Fuck this... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Calm down and take your own advice. Using half an iota of thought should have caused you to realize that I obviously missed typing aren't instead of are.

      If you weren't so fucking eager to dish out abuse to shore up your personality, you'd have gotten there too.

      Don't bother replying back, you've pretty much defined your own willingness to 'play at the big boy table'.

    56. Re:Fuck this... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I'd say it is due to the UK literally having an island mentality.

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    57. Re:Fuck this... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, After rereading the parent's comment his wording is pretty odd. Technically EVERYONE is sentenced after being found guilty. What the sentence is is a different matter entirely. Maybe he meant the percent getting jail time or being found guilty in the first place?

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    58. Re:Fuck this... by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      The faceless little shits behind this will never be known. Their crimes will never go punished.

      Actually, they are far from faceless - they are MPs. But they're still little shits, though.


      John Reid and his ilk are the typical playground bully - they demand everything, but would never dream of doing it themselves, because they cannot take what they give out.
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      "She's furniture with a pulse"
    59. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know, as an American, I don't really understand Chicken Little types like you. I mean, seriously, as far as this Patriot Act law goes, you have to be doing some pretty serious shit to actually be designated a real terrorist. That law was enacted with good intentions and it has been followed through with such. As sensational as our media is here, New York Times comes to mind in particular, I can count on one hand the amount of people that have been caught up with that law. And they actually were doing some terroristic shit.

      I've been to every one of the 48 contiguous states within the past year and most of the cities over 50,000. In my work, I've talked to and gotten acquainted with thousands of people from all across the social spectrum in this country. And you know what? Life is going on much like it has before. People are prosperous, happy, fat :), they're driving their SUVs and their Camrys. I go anywhere and everywhere I want completely unmolested. I have clocked 80,000 miles on my odometer in the last year and have gotten stopped exactly twice. And that was by border patrol when I was in the Southwest. And then usually on main drug thoroughfares like I-35 coming our of Laredo, TX. And you know what they did when they stopped me? With a friendly smile asked me how I was doing, if I was an American citizen and then wished me a nice day. No papers, no intimidation, just doing their job in a friendly and efficient manner.

      I don't exactly get how much more free than this country you could possibly get. I mean, yeah, you could raise taxes and spend more on roads and infrastructure in some places (think California between San Fran and San Jose, really fucking terrible) so we could be just like our smug European brethren, but why would we want to do that? Then we'd have to deal with their style of onerous regulation and nanny state authoritarianism. Screw that. Maybe I'm an anachronism but I like the US just the way it is. It's quite nice seems to me and as I've said, I have plenty of room to talk; I've seen practically all of it.

    60. Re:Fuck this... by hughk · · Score: 1

      Ah, no Islamics or Catholics allowed. They obviously had the right idea even then!!!!

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    61. Re:Fuck this... by MythicalPuma · · Score: 1
      I once heard a quote that I find very relevant.

      "Those who would sacrifice security for freedom deserve neither."
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    62. Re:Fuck this... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Their generation's sacrifice, every single last one of them appears to be in vein. For we've become the very thing we fought sixty years ago.
      You are insulting and belittling the very generation you purport to admire, by claiming that the Naziism they stood up to was nothing more frightening than a handful of cameras and some people tapping phones.

      Where are the cattle trucks transporting British Jews to gas chambers? Where are the brainwashed militias goose-stepping through the streets? Where are the ghettoes, the slave labour, the mass murder of protesters, the censorship of the press? Where are the prisoners facing horrific "medical" experiments? Where are the jackbooted secret police dragging people away to face torture and execution?

      That generation faced horrors and hells that you can scarcely imagine. You merely face surveillance cameras (horror of horrors - if you go out in public, people might see you!), ID cards (not obviously useful, but not obviously evil either), and phone tapping (which has always gone on; at least in the UK it is strictly regulated, which is why you have a number here in the first place). Sorry, but there is no comparison, and to suggest that Britain today is even remotely similar to Germany in 1939 is to insult not just our government and police, but also every brave man or woman who fell victim to the Nazi regime or sacrificed their lives to destroy it.
    63. Re:Fuck this... by OfNoAccount · · Score: 1

      > Next they'll want to photograph people in toilets in case they decide to take drugs in them.

      Someone clearly hasn't been in the City of London lately - there are already CCTV installs in the toilet facities in some of the underground stations there...

    64. Re:Fuck this... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      My Grandma died last year of cancer. She was one of the brave women that gunned down German planes over Widnes during World War II. Their generation's sacrifice, every single last one of them appears to be in vein.

      I'm not usually a Grammer-Godwin, but I found it very amusing that your choice of misspelling (in vein, as in "In our blood", though vein is literally the tube in your body that moves the blood) resulted in almost the exact opposite of your intended meaning (in vain, as in "a futile effort, without meaning")

      You ended up saying "Their generations sacrifice is in our blood, we embody it" instead of "Their generations sacrifice was futile, we embody none of it".

      But then, odd things amuse me.

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      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    65. Re:Fuck this... by houghi · · Score: 1

      No passport? I wanted to go their and they did not even let me on the plane, because I did not have my passport with me, but just my identity card.

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    66. Re:Fuck this... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Where are you from? From the UK, it's not hard to get to Ireland at all; a cheap Ryan air flight from the mainland, or a drive from Northern Ireland; that's all. I think you're problem might be that Ireland, like the UK is not a signatory to the Schengen_Agreement, but as we share a border (both land and sea) and due to historical reasons (Ireland was part of the British Empire), we have different arrangements.

      Although to be fair I use my passport for ID almost everywhere, so perhaps it is needed.

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    67. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry forgot to give u the site

      http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/index.html

    68. Re:Fuck this... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the new world.

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    69. Re:Fuck this... by Bj�rn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There are already cameras with face recognition software outside of London. Here are a few commercial products:

      • http://www.identix.com/
      • http://www.guardia.com/
      • http://www.cybula.com/Facenforce.htm
      • http://www.a4vision.com/

      Oh and here is an article about how How Facial Recognition Systems Works. From the article:

      A ticket to Super Bowl XXXV in Tampa Bay, Florida, didn't just get you a seat at the biggest professional football game of the year. Those who attended the January 2000 event were also part of the largest police lineup ever conducted, although they may not have been aware of it at the time. The Tampa Police Department was testing out a new technology, called FaceIt, that allows snapshots of faces from the crowd to be compared to a database of criminal mugshots.

      So yeah your future scenario is not that far fetched at all.

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    70. Re:Fuck this... by Dryheat · · Score: 1

      The British after world war 2 had no problems committing genocide/torture/rape in Kenya. Some of those same men had fought in world war 2. As usual most people in the west remember what is done to them, not what they do to others. The British remember what the Japanese did to their soldiers over a couple of years but forget what the British did in Australia, India, Africa and Ireland over decades.

      Even today the British arm/train and fund militia/dictators and regimes that do the same thing the Nazis did. The only difference is instead of some warped ideal your country does it for money and greed.

      The problem which a lot of countries have is the same. There are lots of men with nothing to do (less and less man are joining the army and police force which is why they are turning to criminals, junkies to fill the numbers), eventually as history as shown these men will blame someone, and it will most probably be those in power. Those in power know that revolutions are easy as it doesnt take a lot of men to kill the minority who are in power; the problem is who replaces them. So as usual those in power need a scapegoat. Before it were the communists, Jews, Catholics, Protestants, now its Muslims and Arabs. This would mean a lot these men getting killed fighting other men so that those in power can stay in power and claim credit, profit and land for the wars they caused in the first place.

    71. Re:Fuck this... by BobSutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its only a crime until the government wants to do it. Then they just write an exemption to the law.

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      "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
    72. Re:Fuck this... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      True overall, but the United States did institute some significant curtailment of certain civil liberties during World War II, after which they were rescinded. So it can happen that a powerful government will voluntarily give up powers ... but then again, this was the aftermath of a World War, in a different time, with a less apathetic population. Moreover, the current United States governments (all of them) seem Hell-bent on acquiring more power regardless of need.

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    73. Re:Fuck this... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      What about when image recognition if to the point that the computer can recognise you, and thus record everywhere you have been.

      That's the point where we all wear Guy Fawkes masks.

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    74. Re:Fuck this... by Cederic · · Score: 1


      As it happens, yes.

      Go and read up on the ANPR system in the UK. Forget GPS tracking, the Government is already monitoring car journeys, and proclaiming it a great boon to fighting crime.

    75. Re:Fuck this... by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Hmm. I was born into a protestant family, does that mean I'm ok to have projectile weapons in my car and home? The one at home is even based on a pre-1688 design.

      I even use them with bare arms when it's warm enough..

    76. Re:Fuck this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working for a very large global supplier of CCTV equipment I can assure you based solely on the products that we supply and to whom we supply them, things are indeed archived in vast quantities.
      Without wanting to sound like an advert the current release of kit can go back over old footage years after it's been taken to detect motion for example. eg: say you find a criminal's dead drop, drug dealer's favorite spot, etc.
      The guys in R&D are currently working the same magic with facial recognition.

      We will be putting numberplate recognition on all consumer units in the next few months (certainly some people have had it for a good while). Say, open the door to the directors parking area when it see's their car pull up, or check for unrecognised plates in restricted areas at the company you work for, or as before go back several years to see where the car shows up.
      Interconnecting the units is trival, as is comparing the time between triggers so speeding would be easy to detect. You'd almost get that feature for free :o/

      I'm not in favour of the UK's plans and expect to jump ship in the new fex years. I would if I can claim political asylum and escape the Blair regime?

    77. Re:Fuck this... by Eivind · · Score: 1
      If none of the camera-images where recorded, if we had some kind of guarantee that they won't ever be hooked up to face-recognition, then I'd be inclined to agree with you. It makes little difference if a cop looks at you using his own eyes, or using a camera.

      That's not reality though. Reality is that these things *are* recorded and kept for varying amounts of time, and that the government would just *love* to hook the things up to face-recognition, provided that stuff would actually work.

    78. Re:Fuck this... by Stokey · · Score: 0

      At the moment there are a couple of high profile cases where CCTV footage is being used as evidence.

      The first is the attempted bombings after 7/7 in London and footage was shown not only of a bomber attempting to detonate a device, but of their attempted escape dressed in a bhurka.

      Seondly, the conviction of a group of muggers who were terrorising the underground system where camera footage was used to identify them and convict them.

      It was fascinating to see the pictures of the 7/7 bombers in the papers a couple of days after the event.

      I know the parent was joking, but trust me, this data is available and is used regularly.

      Stokey

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    79. Re:Fuck this... by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Ha. If you thought the UK was an extortionately expensive place to live, wait till you see what Dublin has in store for you. Ireland's got plenty going against it too, particularly, for me, the staggeringly corrupt banana-republic approach of the government.

    80. Re:Fuck this... by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      It will never work. Humans are about as sophisticated as image recognition will get.

      Besides, your car will be tracked via ANPR this year if it isn't already, your mobile phone is trackable under RIPA (the law this report is on), every time you use a credit/store card - that pinpoints you too.

      And the ID database seeks to collate all this data together.
      http://www.bristol-no2id.org.uk/blog/?page_id=5

  3. Hey Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to overthrow your government. Labor's shite; vote Lib-Dem.

    1. Re:Hey Brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up as +5 funny.

      Lib-Dem; the party that encourages you to vote opposition to ensure that your vote isn't wasted.

  4. British humoUr? by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It must be that it is bringing their numbers down: on the law of averages they should be monitoring at least 5 of the MPs. Is this supposed to be a joke? Brits and their weird sense of humor.. No wonder I never understood Monty Python.
    1. Re:British humoUr? by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You never understood Monty Python? You poor thing.

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    2. Re:British humoUr? by Hackeron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Watch life of brian - watching it now, what a laugh riot

    3. Re:British humoUr? by cappadocius · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It must be that it is bringing their numbers down: on the law of averages they should be monitoring at least 5 of the MPs.
      Is this supposed to be a joke? Brits and their weird sense of humor.. No wonder I never understood Monty Python.
      Are there still 5 Members of Python around? Or is that not what MP stands for?
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    4. Re:British humoUr? by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      in this context MP == Member of Parliament.

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    5. Re:British humoUr? by cappadocius · · Score: 1

      hmmm. judging by replies and moderation, i forgot to use my sarcasm voice when typing that joke....

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    6. Re:British humoUr? by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      I thought it *might* be sarcasm, but not being sure, and knowing that this site has a mostly American audience (and thus not necessarily familiar with British politics) I thought I'd make sure. And even if you did know anyone else who didn't know what an MP was would find out. :-)

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  5. WTF? Seriously, WTF? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    But Sir Swinton rejected the suggestion of allowing intercept material on terrorists and organised criminals to be used in evidence in trials. "If terrorists and criminals, most particularly those high up in the chain of command, know that interception would be used in evidence against them, they will do everything possible to stop providing the material which is so very valuable as intelligence."
    This has bended my mind. My mind is now bended.
  6. One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by mrogers · · Score: 5, Informative

    The figure seems particularly large when you consider that around 5,000,000 crimes were reported in England and Wales during the same period. Does one in twelve crimes require a wiretap? Or is it possible that at least some of the surveillance is politically motivated?

    1. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by frp001 · · Score: 1

      Another interesting point would be : how many were solved? how many were solved because of the monitoring? how were solved partly thanks to monitoring?

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    2. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      The figure seems particularly large

      Yes, but read the article carefully. The big problem with this figure is that it's only the requests. How many were denied? It doesn't say. Also, this isn't all "wiretapping" in the commonly understood sense. It also includes applications for phone numbers dialled, email addresses, and so on. And is it one request per person? One request per email address? It doesn't say.

      The real problem with this article is that it is extremely unclear about what is being counted, and doesn't cite primary sources. That makes any discussion about what the numbers mean just pure speculation.

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    3. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by mrogers · · Score: 2, Informative

      After a bit of digging it appears there were 1,895,002 prosecutions and 1,484,424 convictions in 2005 (warning: large XLS file), of which roughly one fifth were for serious (indictable) offences. I'd be interested to know how many convictions involved wiretap evidence.

    4. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by REBloomfield · · Score: 1
      >> I'd be interested to know how many convictions involved wiretap evidence.

      None. Wiretap evidence is inadmissable in court.

    5. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by value_added · · Score: 1
      The figure seems particularly large when you consider that around 5,000,000 crimes were reported in England and Wales during the same period. Does one in twelve crimes require a wiretap? Or is it possible that at least some of the surveillance is politically motivated?

      More like the submitter did a hack job of citing the relevant figures.

      Almost 450,000 requests were made to monitor people's telephone calls, e-mails and post by secret agencies and other authorised bodies in just over a year, the spying watchdog said yesterday.

      Irrespective of knowing the content of the requests, I think it's fair to say that the 450K figure doesn't translate into one request for each of 450K different people; it could just as well be 18K requests spread across 25 different agencies for a few individuals who repeatedly get a lot of postal mail.

      On the other hand, if there's a million Muslims in Britain, targetting half of them may have indeed been the plan. If Yusuf Islam isn't writing songs anymore, then he might very well be up to no good.
    6. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by mrogers · · Score: 3, Informative
      Good point. Here are the primary sources:

      Report of the Interception of Communications Commissioneer for 2005-6
      Report of the Chief Surveillance Commissioner for 2005-6

      The 439,000 wiretap requests resulted in 2,243 warrants - I don't know whether multiple requests can be granted in a single warrant. For human surveillance, which is covered by the second report, 2,177 authorisations were granted under the Police Act, of which roughly half involved drug offences, and 418 authorisations were granted under the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act.

      But for me, the most interesting part of the Chief Surveillance Commissioner's report was his opinion about automatic number plate recognition cameras:

      ...it is unlikely that the deployment could be authorised under RIPA or RIP(S)A. There may well be human rights issues arising in connection with any use of private information to build up pictures of the movements of particular persons or vehicles... The unanimous view of the Commissioners is that the existing legislation is not apt to deal with the fundamental problems to which the deployment of ANPR cameras gives rise.
    7. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      No, 439000 phones were tapped (not crimes). It's probably about 1 in 36.

      Still, you have to admit, that's a disturbing figure.

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    8. Re:One wiretap for every twelve crimes? by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      The summary is wrong. Most of the requests for "communications data", meaning logs of phone numbers or email addreses along with dates and times of transmission. I believe phone tapping is much rarer; unfortunately I haven't seen any figure put on that.

  7. Know thy (internal) enemy by Bushcat · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Know what everyone does.
    Know where everyone is.
    Pick them up when the time's right.

    I sometimes think freedom is simply a government not having the right to know where you are.

  8. So V for Vendetta.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is soon to be reality?

  9. Dumb by pubjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing that annoys me about this stuff is that the justificaiton for it seems to be mainly catching terrorists, but it will only catch the stupid or incompetant ones. So the government can catch some dissaffected and naieve youth with a half-baked plan that he may never commit and give it as an example of how they are winning the "war on terror".

    I would of thought rule number one for any competent terrorist these days is "don't use electronic communications of any sort". We know that real terrorist cells can lie dormant for years - I'm sure they don't worry about the couple of days it might take to send a letter or spoken message.

    1. Re:Dumb by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      Well it is from the dumb terrorists the real serious terrorists recruit suicide bombers. The suicide bomber is beyond reason and is highly irrational. It is very difficult to defend against them. Thought they are dumb compared to humans, they are very smart compared to a guided missile in homing into the targets. The only defence against them is to find the missile launchers, the people who recruit them, arm them, aquire target info and launch these dumb terrorists.

      But that does not justify wholesale spying on grand scale by the Govt. It is very easy for such an agency to morph into a Gestapo or KGB. We would have simply avoided being ruled by one totalitarian by being ruled by another totalitarian.

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    2. Re:Dumb by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      What I hate is the definition of "terrorist" is subject to change.

      Try this, be muslim and not support the war in iraq. See how quickly you're shown contempt not only from the man but from society as well.

      There are more citizens than policy makers. If anything the citizens are letting it happen, they're supporting it, and not doing any meaningful action to stop it because it's inconvenient.

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    3. Re:Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it will only catch the stupid or incompetant ones

      I'd rather it catch them too. All it takes is for one stupid one to get lucky right?

      I would of thought rule number one for any competent terrorist these days is "don't use electronic communications of any sort". We know that real terrorist cells can lie dormant for years - I'm sure they don't worry about the couple of days it might take to send a letter or spoken message.

      Yes and no. Organizing something takes timing and the closer you get to the event the more timing it takes. Terrorists and criminals are just like everyone else, they need to use todays latest and greatest to get their stuff done, it's the way of the world. A terrorist in the US isn't going to wait the 3weeks for a snail mail to arrive from the Middle East to tell give them the GO. They'll use a pay as you go cell phone once for just that purpose. So your supposition is completely wrong, they actually embrace today's tech. Do a little research.

    4. Re:Dumb by turgid · · Score: 1

      The thing that annoys me about this stuff is that the justificaiton for it seems to be mainly catching terrorists, but it will only catch the stupid or incompetant ones.

      If the UK government really wants to catch terrorists, it should ban cross-dressing.

  10. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has bended my mind. My mind is now bended.

    It's actually quite straight forward. If you were engaged in illegal activities and knew your phone was tapped, then you are not likely to use your phone to help in your illegal activities (unless your really dumb). However, if you didn't know that your email was also being monitored, then you are likely to use it for illegal activities. Ergo, it is in the best interest of those monitoring you to make sure you don't know through which channels you're being monitored (this is why intelligence agencies hate it when someone leaks the fact that Osama's phone is being tapped, what made it effective was the fact that he wasn't aware).

  11. If it saves one child .... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All they have to prove is that all these spying saves one child. Presto. Everything and anything can be justified under the slogan, "if it saves one child, it is worth it."

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    1. Re:If it saves one child .... by Wyrmy · · Score: 0

      Almost all restrictive legislation begins with that catch phrase, "Save the children!" Of course, what effect the stress and constant observation puts on the child later is not important.

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    2. Re:If it saves one child .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unless that child is Iraqi or lives in a poor country then bombs away!

    3. Re:If it saves one child .... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but they never ask the women and children what they think. -- Pat Schroeder

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    4. Re:If it saves one child .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting the exception that makes the rule.

      "Anything that saves one child is worth it, unless that anything is a taboo."

      For instance, "I can assure you that there will be a Jewish murderer who will kill children! We must kill all jews! If it saves the life of one child, then it's worth it."

      See? Wouldn't fly.

  12. The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by mbone · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ugly words, but true. If the party in power in the UK wants to imprison everyone whose last name begins with the letter "A", there
    is nothing to stop them, as long as they can win votes of confidence and continue to maintain a majority. There are no checks and balances at all, except for the control of the House of Commons.

    Look at the Iraq War. Is there any public support for it in the UK ? Not much. Is there any chance of the public's will actually being
    translated into a change in policy ? Not apparently.

    And, as we are finding out in America, it's when your Government is headed by messianic war criminals that you really start to feel the need for
    checks and balances.

    1. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      There are no checks and balances at all, except for the control of the House of Commons.

      As an American I find it ironic that we broke away from Britain because of King George and now the only remaining check and balance for the UK is Royal Assent and maybe the House of Lords.

      Not that we are much better off. In theory we have the Judiciary to keep the Government in line. History says otherwise though.

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    2. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      We don't need the House of Lords. The House of Commons can pass a bill for a second time to become law, even if the HoL rejects it. Also, Royal Assent has not been withheld since the 1700's.

    3. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the party in power in the UK wants to imprison everyone whose last name begins with the letter "A", there is nothing to stop them

      This is not true. First the party in power has to write a law that makes it a crime to have such a name. Then they have to convince the democratically elected House of Commons to pass it. Then they have to convince the House of Lords to pass it. Then they have to convince the Queen to give her assent.

      The party in power does not have the authority to imprison people at will without passing a law. That is a constitutionally protected right found in the Magna Carta, dating back almost eight centuries.

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    4. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of Royal Assent being withheld, so this is a purely theoretical check or balance.
      Actually, Wikipedia says that it was withheld in the case of the "Military Action Against Iraq (Parliamentary Approval) Bill" in 1999; since the purpose of that legislation was to stop the government going to war without parlimentary approval, it's not a hopeful precedent.

      The House of Lords is slowly being destroyed by the government: a few days ago they had a scheme to change the voting rules in parliament, which would have prevented MPs from rejecting government proposals for House of Lords reform.

      And the opposition party in parliament is totally ineffective; I would bet money that within 20 years we will have a single-party state here in the UK.

    5. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the US you charge them with something else all the while you really did it because of their name (sounded Arabic). Even bogus testimony by "classified witnesses" who's id can't be reveal because of national security claims. Then you deny them bail and let their case stew in court for ages. By the time all of the appeals have gone through years may have passed.

      They've got people in Guantanamo who've been held prisoner longer than many Nazis leaders were after WWII.

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    6. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      I addressed this in my other post in this thread, but the House of Commons can pass law without the House of Lords (see the recent hunting act), and Royal Assent is pretty much a given. While I agree that it still has to be passed by the House of Commons, it is possible to bypass it altogether. In times of "national emergency", the Civil Contingencies Act allows Parliament to use the Privy Council to enact legislation.

    7. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      It was withheld last in 1708 by Anne. The 1999 action was not withholding assent, she refused to allow it to be heard. And as a ten minute bill, it was not a significant piece of legislation, more the personal plans of a single MP.

    8. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Then they have to convince the democratically elected House of Commons to pass it.

      The House of Commons is hardly democratically elected. Our "first past the post" system means that despite only 22% of the population voting for them at the last election, and not even winning the popular vote in England, Blair's Labour party currently have an absolute majority in the Commons.

      Then they have to convince the House of Lords to pass it.

      Or just invoke the Parliament Act.

      Then they have to convince the Queen to give her assent.

      Which is a formality, since this was last withheld in 1708. Any attempt to withhold it now would probably result in the fall of the monarchy rather than the fall of legislation that had been approved by Parliament.

      The party in power does not have the authority to imprison people at will without passing a law. That is a constitutionally protected right found in the Magna Carta, dating back almost eight centuries.

      Presumably that's why they imposed legislation before imprisoning people at will. And note that when the arbitrary detention laws were thrown out, leading to the control orders we have today, it wasn't on ethical or constitutional grounds, but because the victims successfully argued that the laws were discriminatory. Had the government simply said that anyone suspected of terrorist activities could be held arbitrarily, without reference to quibbles like nationality, the same defence would not have been applicable.

      And of course, if Blair and co succeed in getting through the sort of shortcuts they already tried once in the Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill, this will all become academic in practice anyway, since MPs wouldn't even have time to read the complete text of a bill pushed through by the government, never mind debate it before voting on it. It's a brave new world, my friend.

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    9. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting but wrong. I know Lord Hailsham proclaimed that we have an elective dictatorship but in reality the Queen has the real formal power in the country. If she doesn't like the government she can disband it, if she wants a bit of land she can take it, the army swears a personal oath of loyalty to her - not the PM. I don't think that we could ever have a real dictatorship here until they get rid of the monarch.

      Also about the wiretapping MPs - don't forget that we do have REAL terrorists who are MPs (the IRA, although they don't take up their seats... I'd probably also stick George Galloway in that list too after he advocated iraqi's killing british troops) - it seems like this might be a good idea after all.

    10. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if the Queen vetoed a law that made it illegal to have a name starting with the letter A, it would be parliament, not the monarchy, that would fall.

      The royal perogative is the last resort against tyranny, and vetoing such a law would strike me and just about everyone else as a legitimate exericse of that last resort. Saying the Monarch would fall for vetoing that law is like invoking Godwin because someone called Mussolini a fascist.

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    11. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by NexusTw1n · · Score: 1

      First the party in power has to write a law that makes it a crime to have such a name.
      All they actually have to do is declare they have links to terrorism.

      Then they can be placed under house arrest, restricting them to one room in their home for 20 hours a day - for years. They can be banned from owning a mobile phone, or getting internet access. They can be banned from travelling more the a couple of miles from their homes, and can even be ordered to phone the tracking service every 4 hours, even if that means having to wake up twice during the night, every night to make the call.

      They can and are, doing this to people right now in 2007, without even their lawyer knowing what evidence is being offered for this because the evidence is allowed to be classified so secret, the legal profession can't even view it.

      This also includes wiretaps where even judges aren't allowed to listen to the evidence.

      The Magna Carta, I'm afraid has long since been destroyed.
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    12. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      The House of Commons is hardly democratically elected.

      First past the post has problems, true, but that doesn't mean it isn't democratic. People vote. Those votes elect MPs to constituencies. The party with the most constituencies wins. You may well argue that grouping voters into constitutencies leads to an unfair bias (and I'd agree), but the system is fundamentally democratic in nature.

      Or just invoke the Parliament Act.

      True, but that involves more than just "invoking the act", it has to be read again after a year before becoming law.

      Any attempt to withhold [assent] now would probably result in the fall of the monarchy

      This is widely accepted (and I agree) in the case of the monarchy becoming abusive. I think it's far less clear-cut in the case of the monarchy attempting to protect the people from an abusive government. Remember that the British military are sworn to the monarchy, not the government. Whilst they would almost certainly side with the government if the monarchy became abusive, I think they'd remain loyal to the monarchy if the populace did too.

      There's a lot you are saying that I agree with. The UK government is badly in need of reform. But I wouldn't go so far as to say that it is a dictatorship, there's a really odd mixture of checks and balances on all kinds of different levels that is a result of being such an old country with a colourful history. I think a written constitution would clear a lot of this up.

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    13. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      While I agree that it still has to be passed by the House of Commons

      I thought they were trying to remove that obstacle (there was some act last year that was half-jokingly referred to as the "Abolition Of Parliament Act") so that the Home Secretary could alter a law without parliamentary approval. I'm not sure what happened with that.

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    14. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      This is not true. First the party in power has to write a law that makes it a crime to have such a name. Then they have to convince the democratically elected House of Commons to pass it. Then they have to convince the House of Lords to pass it. Then they have to convince the Queen to give her assent


      Ah, well see here in the States we have a much more efficient system. It works like this: First, the House of Representatives passes a law, say, to protect an endangered species of turtle. Then the Senate passes a similar law, and then a committee gets together to smooth out the differences between the two versions. Then the final results are sent to the White House, where the President signs the law, and adds a "signing statement" that indicates that he will interpret the law to mean that he can imprison everyone whose last name begins with an "A".


      Of course, there is the possibility that 5 or 10 years later the Supreme Court will rule the President's "interpretation" of the law to be unconstitutional, but by then all of those traitorous A-people will be safely rotting away in Gitmo.

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    15. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      But I wouldn't go so far as to say that it is a dictatorship, there's a really odd mixture of checks and balances on all kinds of different levels that is a result of being such an old country with a colourful history. I think a written constitution would clear a lot of this up.

      I don't recall using the word dictatorship myself. My argument is more that the current system isn't as democratic in practice as it might sound in theory. It sounds like we pretty much agree that the reality is somewhere between these extremes today, though perhaps you would view it as further towards the democratic end of the scale than I do.

      As for a written constitution, I agree wholeheartedly. It is long past time we established a formal, clearly stated constitution and a constitutional court to enforce it over the whims of the administration of the day. Personally, I'm also intrigued by the idea, as used in some US states IIRC, that a large enough number of citizens can force a referendum on any proposal, which if it passed would also be higher in legal standing than laws passed by the government. Hopefully such things could help overcome the sort of random giving and taking of rights and freedoms that has plagued the current British administration in recent years.

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    16. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Guantanamo is a POW camp. The people in it are not necessarily legitimate POWs by the definition provided in the Geneva Convention, but they were captured fighting against American troops in a war zone. That war is not yet over, so they remain. Due to their sub-POW status in the Geneva Convention, a treaty which they neither recognized nor adhered to, it is only by the magnanimity of US leadership that they are accorded rights and privileges normally reserved for regular soldiers fighting under a recognized flag.

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    17. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Where is the declaration of war and what is the definition of it ending? You can't define an end to a "war on terror" anymore than you can have a "war on unhappiness". The countries many of them are from are not at war with us therefore cannot be defined as POWs but as criminal cases therefore must be treated under US criminal law (though actually they should be prosecuted under the law of the nation they were in at the time).

      "only by the magnanimity of US leadership that they are accorded rights and privileges normally reserved for regular soldiers fighting under a recognized flag."

      If that was the case they'd have been released by now like any other soldier at the end of a conflict. Either they are POWs or criminals, pick one. The status you claim they have been given is superficial. There is no "magnanimity" going on here.

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    18. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't "invoke" Godwin's law any more than you can invoke Moore's law. They're observations. Arguments are not obligated to end as soon as someone mentions Nazis, and processors are not obligated to double their transistor count every 18 months. It's just generally what happens (according to the laws).

    19. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mentioned Nazis. Haha, I win, you lose! Godwin's law says so!

    20. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      That is a constitutionally protected right found in the Magna Carta, dating back almost eight centuries.
      The Magna Carta is not a constitution !

      I wish people would stop quoting it as if it amounted to the UK bill of rights. It was created to protect (financially) the nobility of the time from the king. It was not designed for me and you, people in the street. Even your link makes it plain - NO *Freeman* shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will We not pass upon him, nor [X1 condemn him,] but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the Land. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right.

      A Freeman is a specific state of being, as is a Commoner. A Freeman is a man who does not pay tithes to a landlord or is otherwise in bond to a "higher" rated person. A Commoner has been given the specific right to graze cattle/sheep on common land. Neither term applies to the average person in the street, and there have been no amendments to the "Magna Carta" which change that situation.

      As for the rest of your comment - the party in power has many ways to coerce a positive vote. They only need a majority of 1 remember. Also, even if the House of Lords rejects the bill, it can be sent back again. If they reject it 3 times, it can be passed into law. And basically the same applies with the Queen. There have probably been NO instances of the Royal family preventing a bill from being passed into law. What do you think all that stuff with Roundheads and Cavaliers was about ?

      As for the government themselves, being as how they only got about 40% of the vote, when the turnout was less than 50%, I don't believe they have a moral mandate to pass any laws whatsoever. 2 thirds of the population of this country DIDN'T vote for them, or for what they are doing to our country.

    21. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by hughk · · Score: 1

      It is called the European Court of Human Rights. Although dreadfully inconvenient for some, all EU countries must sign the Human Rights treaty. It cannot stop a country from going to war but it can protect the citizens of the country from its excesses.

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    22. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by aristolochene · · Score: 1

      The Magna Carta signed in the 1200s prevents people from being imprisoned without conviction for a crime.

      Such a law would need approval in the house of lords, and royal assent

      such a law could be ruled unconstitutional by a Law Lord

      The european court of human rights could declare such an action to be illegal

      This is not a defence of the Blair government.

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    23. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by cowboyplumber · · Score: 1

      If you really want to be frightened read up on how close we came to losing the rights granted to us by Magna Carta. The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill, passed with amendments that put in place safeguards, was a bill that had it passed as it stood, would have given Ministers the ability to alter any law passed by Parliament. The only limitations being that new crimes could not be created if the penalty was greater than two years in prison and that it could not increase taxation. We came within a whisker of Fascism in the UK... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legislative_and_Regul atory_Reform_Act_2006 http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200506/ cmbills/111/06111.1-4.html http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnist s/guest_contributors/article733022.ece http://www.saveparliament.org.uk/index.php This is real - they tried it once they will try it again...

    24. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >Then they have to convince the democratically elected House of Commons to pass it.

      How often do MPs in the UK defy their party leadership?

      Here in the US a Republican who obeys the Party line 93% of the time is considered to have an "independent" voting record.

    25. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Cederic · · Score: 1


      They are pretty fucking far from all being captured fighting against American troops in a war zone.
      They are not getting treated as prisoners of war.
      Many of them are citizens of countries that do recognise the Geneva Convention.

      Don't try and excuse the hideous existence of that camp. It's wrong, it's been wrong since it was set up, and it will continue to be wrong until it's closed down, burned, and a dozen people from Bush down tried in a legitimate court of law for the crimes they've caused there.

    26. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Downside · · Score: 1

      "This is not true. First the party in power has to write a law that makes it a crime to have such a name."

      Or they create a blank cheque bill which would allow them in future to, e.g. imprison everyone with a surname starting with A for not longer than 2 years without all that tedious mucking about in parliament:

      http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200506/ cmbills/111/en/06111x--.htm

      Wait, I hear you cry. The ministers' use of this act has to to be proportionate!

      But the oversight is as to what is proportionate is proved by - the ministers themselves!

    27. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Act passed a couple of months ago. The Civil Contingencies Act 2004 also allows laws to be made by decree in the event of a minor emergency.
      Strangely enough, Hitler used the exact same power when he burned down the Reichstag.

    28. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      It's about the same here. There are about 15-20 Labour MPs who will routinely vote along with their conscience as opposed to the party whip - out of 354. The rest rebel 0-2% of the time.

    29. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      How often do MPs in the UK defy their party leadership?

      Interesting question, and one that can I can make a start at answering. TheyWorkForYou.com have taken data from a variety of official and non-official sources, compiled it and exposed it all as a web service. Included in this information is how often an MP rebels against their party line. It's fairly trivial to write a script that iterates over the MPs. Here's a basic one that simply prints the average rate of rebellion (remember to unmangle it; I don't know why Slashdot of all places makes it impossible to post code in a decent way):

      #!/usr/bin/env python

      import httplib2
      from xml.etree.cElementTree import fromstring

      baseUri = "http://www.theyworkforyou.com/api/"

      total_rebe llions = 0
      counted_mps = 0

      http = httplib2.Http()
      response, content = http.request(baseUri + "getMPs?output=xml")
      mps_xml = fromstring(content)

      for person in mps_xml.findall("match/person_id"):
      ....response, content = http.request(baseUri + "getMPInfo?output=xml&id=" + person.text)
      ....person_xml = fromstring(content)
      ....rebellions = person_xml.find("by_member_id/match/public_whip_re bellions")
      ....try:
      ........rebellions = int(rebellions.text[:-1], 10)
      ........total_rebellions += rebellions
      ........counted_mps += 1
      ....except:
      ........pass

      print "Average rebellion rate: %f" % (float(total_rebellions) / counted_mps)

      Okay, it's not great and undoubtedly an oversimplification, but it's not bad considering it took longer to run than to write.

      Oh, and when I ran it, the average rebellion rate was ~1.2%.

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    30. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Act passed, but fortunately only with a watered-down version of the "enabling act" provisions... this time.

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    31. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Hey ABG :)

      None of the safeguards in LRRA amount to much. I've read the legislation in great detail and it all relies on the subjective opinion of the minister and the willingness of somebody to fund a judicial review in the hope that the courts will break precedent and override the will of Parliament.

    32. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I wasn't referring so much the safeguards that are there, such as they are. Rather, I was thinking of the toned down provision that would have let the government push through legislation with ministerial backing with only a couple of hours in Parliament -- barely long enough even to read a bill, never mind to properly understand and debate it. I'm not saying that what's left is much better, but it doesn't seem to be quite as bad. :-/

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    33. Re:The UK is a parliamentary dictatorship by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware that bit changed eg the Negative Resolution Procedure requires that Parliament put forward a motion opposing the order within 40 days:
      http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2006/60051--b.htm# 16

      Presumably the Govt can still guillotine any debate there.

  13. Now you've gone too far. Or not. by RyanFenton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now that government officials find themselves questioning the suspiciousness of their words or actions, fearing misunderstanding at every step... well, they'll pass laws to make it perhaps less restrictive for themselves in subtle ways, while appearing to be under the same circumstances as everyone else.

    What, do you expect empathy from a system that let things go this far? Once those in charge are comfortable with their own security under such a system, they're free to become increasingly afraid of change, of differences, of people interested in learning what they themselves don't wish to have looked into.

    Even if the result doesn't reflect the expected fictions, you can expect it will be harder than ever to reverse, or to justify a revolt against to fix. Now that it is becoming a fully ubiquitous part of your nation, it will become a point of your nation's pride. Hell of a legacy for the ultra-reactions from a four planes hitting three buildings in another nation, and its aftershocks.

    Ryan Fenton

  14. My definition of a police state by transporter_ii · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My definition of a police state: When the lawmakers exempt themselves from the laws they make and enforce on everyone else.

    Transporter_ii

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    1. Re:My definition of a police state by cappadocius · · Score: 1

      My definition of a police state: When the lawmakers exempt themselves from the laws they make and enforce on everyone else.
      There's a long tradition of special privileges for MPs in Britain, especially while Parliament is in session. The American concept of Free Speech essentially started out as a reapplication of the prohibition on restricting speech within debates in the British Parliament. America's constitution just applies that same rule to all Americans because in the United States the people are soveriegn, rather than Parliament.
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    2. Re:My definition of a police state by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing about MPs' exemption is that it's not ostensibly there to protect the party in power, but to protect the opposition party. My memory is failing me somewhat, but I do recall that at some point in the 50's or 60's the party in power collected phone tap intelligence on opposition MPs and used it for political gain. The current law stems from the backlash against that.

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    3. Re:My definition of a police state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the lawmakers exempt themselves from the laws they make and enforce on everyone else.

      What you actually defined there is not just the police state but government in general.

      Government is the group holding the unique right to employ coercion as their means over a given territory; any other person or group who does so is a criminal. This fundamental inequality of rights is what defines government. It is the ONLY objective, universal, unambiguous way to define government that applies to all governments past, present, and future. If this inequality of rights didn't exist (if all individuals and groups were equal in rights), then logically, government couldn't exist.

      You, as a member of the subject class, are not permitted to employ coercion as your means. Government, of course, is completely exempt to that rule -- coercion is their business model. While the members of the ruling class pretend they are subject to the same set of rules (and in some cases they may actually sacrifice one of their own kind to keep the myth alive), there is no denying the fundamental inequality of rights which defines government.

  15. Several things wrong by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 1

    However, the biggest one I find is that your average citizen can be subjected to that level of invasion, yet it is illegal to do the same to a member of parliment. That is a travesty. They need to start showing parliment what the bugged life is like. Let a damaging private phone call be exposed by a system abuse. It's the very best thing that could happen. Perhaps after a parliment member actually has real stakes in what they are allowing to go on, the may make some more rational decisions about it, and they will back off their seeming lack of interest in the privacy of their constituents.

    1. Re:Several things wrong by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is already the case. Remember that we are talking about about a country in which more member of the government had to resign due to personal issues going public than because of real political reasons.
      So I would bet they are already spying on each other just in case they could use those information to trash an opponent.

    2. Re:Several things wrong by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      They are caught between a rock and a hard place here. On the one hand, of course the default should be that government officials get no special treatment. But on the other hand, we protect discussions between citizens and people like lawyers and doctors for a reason, and one could make a strong case that discussions between citizens and their elected representatives should be considered similarly privileged.

      The obvious solution is not to impose such draconian surveillance on anyone, MPs or otherwise, and then you don't have this ethical problem in the first place. This doesn't deal with the fact that there may be legitimate grounds for believing that tapping is necessary for genuine security reasons, of course.

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  16. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    There were 439,000 *requests*. This figure includes email addresses. I personally have 6 addresses. Does that figure mean 1 request for each address/phone number of 1 request per person? It does not state how many of those requests were granted.

    Why shouldn't MP's be treated the same as ordinary citizens? They are not above the law, and can be sued/tried etc like any other citizen.

    When the next London bombings occur everyone will complain that nothing was done to stop anyone, and it will all be the security services fault. You people need to decide what it is you want.

    1. Re:So what? by Zoxed · · Score: 4, Informative

      > There were 439,000 *requests*.

      Slashdot title: 439,000 phones tapped (dramatic)

      Actual report:
      - 439,000 requests (i.e. a bit less dramatic)
      - link to TFA states telephone *and* email addresses (i.e. a bit less dramatic)
      - TFA says telephone, email and postal addresses (i.e. a bit less dramatic, again)

    2. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you surprised? Sites like Digg, Fark, Slashdot are quick to jump on anything that suggests that the UK government might be up to no good. They then twist the facts, exaggerate the impact, insert emotive weighted wording and add a few lies for good measure. Why? Because all those sites are US centric and big news about the UK going all 1984 allows the American posters/readers to not think about how their owns country is "sleepwalking into a surveillance society" as well.

    3. Re:So what? by dreamlax · · Score: 1

      I would say "you must be new here" but something about your post makes you sound unsurprised. You sound more annoyed.

    4. Re:So what? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Hold on while I wipe the beverage from my monitor. We get the same thing here with articles about the US government. These sites are like that not because they're US-centric, but because they get a substantial subsidy from the tin foil industry. Or, at least, that's the theory.

    5. Re:So what? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > Are you surprised?

      Yes, and no.

      > Sites like Digg, Fark, Slashdot are quick to jump on anything...

      I have come to expect this from Digg, but I always considered Slashdot to be a little more conservative (in a good way !!). Neither site is perfect, but I consider Digg quicker to get stories out, but lots of garbage in there and a lower comment standard. Slashdot I come to for a more considered approach, and, on average, many more insightful, and/or funnier, comments.

    6. Re:So what? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      The Slashdot headline is completely incorrect. Only about 2600 phones were tapped.

      Requests for data such as who phoned/emailed who and when number 439,000 ish.

      The distinction is due to the way RIPA is written. Only Secretaries of State can authorise intercepts whereas police commissioners can request the other data.

      Yes, RIPA is a totalitarian law, produced by a Government that has written several totalitarians laws:
      http://www.waronfreedom.net/

      I personally am making backup plans to leave the country.

  17. CYA by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

    on the law of averages they should be monitoring at least 5 of the MPs. Perhaps some MP's have already been caught in the dragnet, and they are trying to make it retroactively kosher.
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    1. Re:CYA by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Quite possible. Blair has been very evasive on tapping MPs or what's called the Wilson Doctrine.

      His last utterance said "that the Wilson Doctrine should be maintained."

      Artfully avoiding saying whether it is being maintained and especially whether it was being maintained.

      http://p10.hostingprod.com/@spyblog.org.uk/blog/20 06/03/the_wilson_doctrine_retained_b.html#more

  18. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by GundamFan · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry what?

    How in the world can intelligence that can't be used in court be very useful? even if you use it to stop a plot you wouldn't be able to hold on to these bad guys according to your own rules. Why can't our governments (the US and UK in this case) that all this crap does is erode there credibility and marginalize the one thing they are sworn to protect above all else.

    President Bush once said "They hate our freedom" and I am beginning to think that his plan for combating this is to lower our freedom to a level acceptable to the "terrorists" (of course the definition of that word and how it is used by us and on us is a whole other discussion).

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    Mark Twain
  19. I saw this in a movie once. by Kirin+Fenrir · · Score: 1

    Remember, remember, the fifth of November...

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  20. Just the UK huh? by Macka · · Score: 3, Insightful


    You yanks are all bleating on about how bad this is and how high these figures are. What makes you think your own government is being any less nosy about your affairs? Ignorance is bliss :)

    1. Re:Just the UK huh? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      You yanks are all bleating on about how bad this is and how high these figures are. What makes you think your own government is being any less nosy about your affairs? Ignorance is bliss :)

      Just because there is something worse going on elsewhere doesn't change the fact that it is wrong.

      Let's say 10-20% of the people in my state are malnourished. Can I ignore that unpleasant fact simply because there are more people starving in Somalia?

      It is a bad idea to ignore good advice simply because you don't like the source.

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    2. Re:Just the UK huh? by mrogers · · Score: 1

      Why would the US government make 439,000 requests to tap people's phones when it has a perfectly good warrantless wiretap program?

    3. Re:Just the UK huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The feeling I (and I think many other American slashdotters) have is "American government is fucking things up, but at least the Europeans are still sane." So, when we hear about domestic spying in the UK, we freak out.

    4. Re:Just the UK huh? by Macka · · Score: 1


      Ah ok. I can understand that. You'll just have to keep your fingers crossed for a change of government over here soon then. As with all government parties that stay in power too long (10 years now) eventually after a number of initial successes they loose perspective think they've got the Midas touch. Then they stop listening to the people who voted them in, the parties loonies take over the place and it all goes to rat shit.

      They shouldn't have been voted in again last time ( anti-war sentiment and all ) except the main opposition parties were in complete disarray, so they kind of won by default. Next time will be different though. Labour have got a serious fight on their hands as the Conservatives are lean, mean and focused again with a shiny new leader. Shame about the Lib-Dem's though; they always sound sensible and offer a genuine 3rd way. But they've got an animated corpse running their party, so it's a two horse race next time.

  21. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

    How in the world can intelligence that can't be used in court be very useful? even if you use it to stop a plot you wouldn't be able to hold on to these bad guys according to your own rules. Why can't our governments (the US and UK in this case) that all this crap does is erode there credibility and marginalize the one thing they are sworn to protect above all else.

    You are making the mistaken assumption that there was ever any intent to use the intelligence in court so that they can "hold on" to the bad guys. For that to be true, political leaders would have to view themselves as subject to the same laws that govern the citizens. What you OUGHT to be asking yourself is: If the government is willing to make consideration of such a polarizing issue public knowledge, what are they doing in PRIVATE that you DON'T know about?
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  22. Guess I had to by yellekc · · Score: 1

    Wow, I'm surprised no one posted 1984 yet.

    It was only 23 years early.

    War is Peace
    Freesom is Slavery
    Ignorance is strength

    1. Re:Guess I had to by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      I reckon the scariest part is the following (from Chapter 3 - just before the bit about "imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever")

      O'Brien: Now tell me why we cling to power. What is our motive? Why should we want power?

      Winston: You are ruling over us for our own good,' he said feebly. 'You believe that human beings are not fit to govern themselves, and therefore --'

      O'Brien:'That was stupid, Winston, stupid!' he said. 'You should know better than to say a thing like that.' 'Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.'

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  23. Who to monitor is not teh question.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... the question is who is doing the monitoring?

    People are people and in any field of occupation there are good, bad and somewhere in between.

    Information is power, but who is getting the information and how will they use it?

    With this in mind, does monitoring improve society or just provide more opportunity to do others wrong?

  24. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

    I might be wrong, but 'can be used in court' != 'can be used by police in the course of their investigations'. A phone intercept might, for example, lead to a raid on a premises, which would then reveal evidence that could be used in court.

  25. They need to keep us safe somehow.... by TechnoBunny · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If you've nothing to hide then what's the problem? Lets face it, anyone who is against this is clearly on the side of the terrorismists, and actually WANTS us to get bombed.

    1. Re:They need to keep us safe somehow.... by thorkyl · · Score: 1

      BS

      It's none of the governments business where I go and when I go there.
      It's none of the governments business if I pick my nose on the street corner
      It's none of the governments business who I talk to
      It's none of the governments business if I talk to my self
      It's none of the governments business I buy a news paper
      It's none of the governments business if I hand a piece of paper to someone
      It's none of the governments business if I sell you a box of dead cats on the corner (unless its illegal of course)
      It's none of the governments business
      It's none of the governments business
      It's none of the governments business
      It's none of the governments business
      It's none of the governments business
      It's none of the governments business

      But then again they did vote to not allow their citizens to own firearms

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    2. Re:They need to keep us safe somehow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then again they did vote to not allow their citizens to own firearms

      You say that like it's a bad thing. When did we last have someone running through a mall or school killing people...
      Gun crime in the UK is the exception rather than the rule.

  26. do you trust? by mpoloks · · Score: 0

    They don't sit behind the screens watching thousands of people walking to their jobs or listening to every phone call. There is no reason for you to panic unless you are invoved in a crime and they need to find out evidence!

    1. Re:do you trust? by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      They don't sit behind the screens watching thousands of people walking to their jobs

      Actually, they do. Haven't you noticed all those cameras in the street? Didn't you realize that thousands of people are employed to watch the images from those cameras, all the time?

    2. Re:do you trust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it depends. We don't actively monitor. When there is an incident, we retrieve the footage from disk. Software is great, you draw an area on the image to search for activity, and it finds it. You don't need a time stamp, just a location within the frame.

    3. Re:do you trust? by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      We don't actively monitor

      The roads are actively monitored, and so are tube stations. Occasionally you'll see reports on the news from the monitoring rooms, full of people watching CCTV. I somehow doubt all those people are there just to look good on TV and disappear when the TV crew have left.

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  27. Just the opposite.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wondered why Brits are bleating about how bad this is, when a) they know the scale, and b) that scale is probably smaller than in the US. Shut up an move to the US if you want real information awareness.

  28. A better test than you think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it highly unlikely that the people in power (yes, in power; not "representing") would tolerate being surveiled. It's been forbidden for 40 years FOR A REASON: they don't want to be watched. Nobody does: not MPs, not office or factory or construction workers, not layabouts, not housewives. It's offensive to any human because it's degrading and subordinating.

    Here's the test:
    If this push is rebuffed, that's MASSIVE and blatant hypocrisy on the part of the lawmakers of the land. They tolerate and directly facilitate the surveillance of their constituents, but consider themselves above their constituents, and thus above such proletarian shackles. That's the status quo, and has been since it became technologically feasible to surreptitiously monitor them 40 years ago. Even if they don't allow this, it's a small news item in a world of bigger things to spin, so not many people would notice, let alone think about it enough to care, let alone act.

    If they cave in, I don't know what to think. In my opinion, the public should at least be able to monitor the actions of its government and its agents, but it is abundantly clear that MPs at large disagree emphatically with that notion. Therefore, they'd have a different motive. Placating the public? "See? We're under a microscope too, the humans were meant to live!" I doubt that. The public may have the power to unseat them, but it desperately lacks the will to do so. Just don't care? Not a chance (remember: humans hate this). Just hard to imagine this outcome.

    Finally, the footsteps in the night are coming for them, too.

    1. Re:A better test than you think! by TobascoKid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      FOR A REASON: they don't want to be watched. Nobody does

      Except Big Brother contestants, which, of course, has included an MP. I'd think they'd go for something like this, but in 1984 style, really only for "outer party members" and even then it wouldn't be 24/7, with politicians knowing how to get around the monitoring for when they're doing something dirty. It could be sold as a means of "fighting corruption" and even worse, it could be used for white washing - "look, I didn't sell peerages, here are the surveillance tapes".

      The public may have the power to unseat them, but it desperately lacks the will to do so.

      I'd love to know why. I can only think that either a lot of people are really just not that interested (as long as there's enough "bread and circuses" they don't care who's running the show or what they do), or they tacitly agree with the government (but can't be bothered to vote) or they just "go along with everybody else" (which doesn't require voting, as all you have to do is accept the opinion of the majority of voters). I also think holding elections on weekdays doesn't help. No matter what, it does not make for a functioning democracy.

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    2. Re:A better test than you think! by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (can't believe I'm replying to AC)

      Brilliant. Spot on. Genius move. Master stroke.

      I, for one, would prefer that public servants are 100% spied upon. I'm for full disclosure of their every move, such that paparazzi and gossip are unnecessary.

      So, you want to serve the public? We'll forgive any past mistakes, but you must agree to be a truly public figure.

      The very idea that leaders should enjoy more privacy (or perquisites, privileges, worship, etc), is an annoying leftover from kings, and ultimately rooted in the remnants of our primate nature. I want hard working people running the show, not a gaggle of buffoons who look good on the telly.

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    3. Re:A better test than you think! by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Go have a look at all the stuff David Brin has written about a transparent society - definitely lots to think about on this subject.

  29. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I might be wrong, but 'can be used in court' != 'can be used by police in the course of their investigations'. A phone intercept might, for example, lead to a raid on a premises, which would then reveal evidence that could be used in court.
    That does make a certain kind of sense. However, doesn't this pretty much suggest that the powers that be are actually more interested in gathering and hoarding massive amounts of data than actually using the data they have to catch criminals? It seems to me a bit like becoming a dentist for the explicit goal of collecting infected teeth to fill your infected tooth jar, rather than any desire to actually treat the people connected to said teeth.
  30. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sort of like all of the info that J Edgar Hoover accumulated as head of the FBI? Not very useful in court but great for ruining lives, political careers, etc.

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  31. Wait, haven't I seen this movie? by jmp_nyc · · Score: 1

    They've just seen too many movies.

    In the original Day of the Jackal, the inspector is trying to determine the source of a leak, probably coming from someone at the highest level. He finally determines that it's come from one of the ministers on the board that oversees his investigation. After announcing which minister was the source of the leak by playing a tape from a wire tap, one of the ministers asks "How did you know whose telephone to tap?"

    His response, "I didn't, so I tapped them all."

    UK residents, welcome to the Day of the Jackal! Don't worry, the US isn't far behind you.
    -JMP

  32. Re:baaaaaaa by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

    Because nice sugar daddy Government will keep you warm, fed, and safe from all the nasties out there in the big bad world like football hooligans and terrorists. All you have to do is be amenable to a few, um, proclivities that your sugar daddy has. Now, close your eyes and think of England.

  33. Headline is WRONG! by sirwired · · Score: 4, Informative

    There were NOT 439,000 requests to tap phones. There were 439,000 requests for "communications information". This includes requests for lists of e-mail addresses, lists of numbers called, etc, in addition to taps.

    I'm not saying that is a good or bad thing, just that the headline is incorrect and sensationalist.

    SirWired

    1. Re:Headline is WRONG! by shakah · · Score: 1

      There were NOT 439,000 requests to tap phones. There were 439,000 requests for "communications information". This includes requests for lists of e-mail addresses, lists of numbers called, etc, in addition to taps.

      I'm not saying that is a good or bad thing, just that the headline is incorrect and sensationalist.

      Since you're complaining about someone pulling numbers out of their ass, care to share the basis of your "incorrect and sensationalist" judgment?

      Where in the article does it break down the 439k by type of requests?

      Do you concede the possibility that the numbers were quoted just that way to downplay them, i.e. the number might actually reflect 439k tap requests and zero requests of the other types?

    2. Re:Headline is WRONG! by sirwired · · Score: 1

      Since you're complaining about someone pulling numbers out of their ass, care to share the basis of your "incorrect and sensationalist" judgment?

      Where in the article does it break down the 439k by type of requests?


      Sure, I'd be happy to:

      Your first hint should be this statement in the article:
      nearly 4,000 errors were reported in a 15-month period from 2005 to 2006. While most appeared to concern "lower-level data" such as requests for telephone lists and individual e-mail addresses, 67 were mistakes concerning direct interception of communications.

      This means that approx. 3900 of the errors made in the requests were NOT for actual communication interception. We can guess from that alone that the majority of the requests are not for taps, but for the sort of information that one would obtain in the U.S. in a subpeona.(sp?) or National Security Letter. That alone makes the headline a likely extremely incorrect statement.

      If you actual trawl the web for the report, you won't find it, (or, at least I can't), but looking at the original article and looking at older reports, we can draw some conclusions.

      The article states that warrants are only necessary for actual communication interception. If we look at the 2004 report from this guy, we can see in the appendix that in 2004, there were only 1849 warrants issued. (And there were 45 errors reported with those interceptions.) I sincerely doubt that the requests for taps have incresed by over two orders of magnitude in two years. The manpower issues alone associated with such a thing would be staggering.

      SirWired

  34. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by Bogtha · · Score: 1

    However, doesn't this pretty much suggest that the powers that be are actually more interested in gathering and hoarding massive amounts of data than actually using the data they have to catch criminals?

    Not really. Wiretaps are only going to reveal what people are talking about doing. Better to keep them under surveillance until they actually try to do something, don't you think? That way it's easier to prove and they get put away for longer. Furthermore, if they are all talk, arresting them won't make the public any safer, but if you don't arrest them, they might lead you to people who are more serious.

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  35. No, wait, I've got it! by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 2, Funny

    Instead of using security cameras, which have a bad public perception, we could instead mandate that all television importers be required to install cameras inside their sets. This way we could have nearly 100% coverage, even inside people's houses (where most crimes are committed), yet not be so obviously pervasive as to give citizens discomfort.

    Naturally there would be a public concern of targeted "viewing", so we just have to hire people to monitor these sets and do it at random. That way, people won't actually know if they're being monitored or not.

    We could call these modified TV's... telescreens.

    1. Re:No, wait, I've got it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what would be better? Take existing technology and use it for spying on a mass scale.

      Mobile phones make excellent tracking devices. They also contain microphones and cameras, and can transmit video and audio over a wireless network. Their software is closed-source and can be remotely updated. Do you know what your phone is doing now? Did you think it was switched off?

      PCs are in common use as communication devices: email, chat, phone, video. Most PCs run Windows XP. Software can be installed remotely on Windows XP via Windows Update as well as via a myriad of security holes. Governments can get Microsoft to sign their spyware and get the "suspect's" ISP to redirect requests to Windows Update to their custom WSUS machine. Is your machine running a government spyware rootkit now? How can you be so sure?

    2. Re:No, wait, I've got it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be double plus good.

    3. Re:No, wait, I've got it! by organgtool · · Score: 1

      In Soviet England, TV watches YOU!

      Oh no, I've sunken to the level of telling Soviet jokes on Slashdot. Please kill me. Preferrably with a Beowulf cluster of Slashdot overlords!

  36. Finally, Proper Big Brother by TobascoKid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After all the the talk about "Sleeping Walking Into A Big Brother Society", a proper Big Brother is finally being discussed. Big Brother in 1984 didn't give a damn about the "proles" (which is what all the other Big Brother threats up until now were about), all the surveillance was for making sure party members kept in line.

    That must be why there has been proposal after proposal for more and more big brother style policies, few if any of which are/would be effective. It was to get to the point where the government could monitor itself, which is far more likely to succeed, as there are a lot less people to watch.

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    1. Re:Finally, Proper Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big Brother in 1984 didn't give a damn about the "proles" (which is what all the other Big Brother threats up until now were about), all the surveillance was for making sure party members kept in line.

      The surveillance was used to make sure nobody stepped out of line, be it party member or prole.

      A few agents of the Thought Police moved always among them, spreading false rumours and marking down and eliminating the few individuals who were judged capable of becoming dangerous; but no attempt was made to indoctrinate them with the ideology of the Party. It was not desirable that the proles should have strong political feelings. All that was required of them was a primitive patriotism which could be appealed to whenever it was necessary to make them accept longer working-hours or shorter rations. And even when they became discontented, as they sometimes did, their discontent led nowhere, because being without general ideas, they could only focus it on petty specific grievances. The larger evils invariably escaped their notice.

      If there is to be any hope, it lies in the proles... the only problem is the proles are too fat and satisfied to do anything but yell at the TV or bitch on Slashdot. When was the last time anyone did anything about the injustices occurring all around us... For instance, you'd think there would be at least a few slashbots out there living somewhere near Norwich, CT. And you'd think that at least one of those slashbots would create a meetup group to publicly gather and protest the conviction of Julie Amero. Yet she faces up to 40 years in prison pretty much alone when everyone here sitting on their fat asses knows for a fact that she is innocent. Well, we'll do what slashbots and proles do... wait for the horribly unfair sentencing on March, 2 2007 to come and go, and then put up a free Julie Amero website... assuming a squatter doesn't get there first. Wow, that's conviction guys. It really is. I know those who died for our freedom would be really fucking proud.

      Of course, even if you bastards did do anything, none of you have the balls to stand up and say "40 years for letting kids see pr0n?? That's a bit harsh. We should roll that back to a small fine or something."

  37. The walls have ears! by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1
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  38. We all need to speak in code by gelfling · · Score: 1

    We need to develop a new coded speaking language. That way we don't need any expectation of privacy.

    1. Re:We all need to speak in code by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

      We have one already, its called cockney rhyming slang.

      It will all go Pete Tong with the Cold Chill if you don't get off the Dog and Bone.

    2. Re:We all need to speak in code by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      Please translate.

      Does it have something to do with telephones?

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  39. I know why you did it...you were afraid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    V: Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

  40. Enemy of the State by spazmolytic666 · · Score: 0

    BRILL: I was a traffic analyst. I intercepted phone calls. DEAN: How'd you get around the tap orders? BRILL: They can tap anything as along as it's an airwave intercept. Cellulars and pagers your kid can do. Hard-line calls we'd pick off the relays as they were being fed into ground cables or fired up to the SATs. We'd suck in everything. All foreign, most domestic. Domestic was my group. Druggies, radicals, loud-mouths. Anyone we wanted. DEAN: How'd you have the manpower to-- BRILL: Meade has 18 underground acres of computers. They scan every phonecall for target words like "bomb" or "President". We red-flag phone numbers or voice prints...whatever we wanted. When the computers found something, it was bounced to comparative analysis.

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  41. Isn't this what you wanted? by rumplet · · Score: 1

    Who voted for Blair without checking his CV? Blair is a Fabian. Fabianism is like Stalinism but slower. (Don't check Wikipedia yet because I haven't changed it). The use of secret police is an essential feature of this ideology and is for your own good. Without the secret police we would have all sorts of revolutionaries and terrorists running around with guns, downloading porn, not paying their congestion charges, and all the things terrorists do. Come on people, tow the party line!

  42. The answer is pretty simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How did we let ourselves be cowed in to this?"

    The U.K. has a long history of having a government that's of the bureaucrats, by the bureaucrats and for the bureaucrats. In case you haven't figured it out yet, the people don't matter, except to pacify with the facade o f lip-service you call your elections.

    Until you realize that the masters of real power in your country are those nameless, faceless paperpushers, who are really answerable to no one but themselves, your country will continue to slide downhill in a fashion which best serves them.

    And unfortunately, your country is a role model for every other bureaucrat the world over

    1. Re:The answer is pretty simple by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      The U.K. has a long history of having a government that's of the bureaucrats, by the bureaucrats and for the bureaucrats. In case you haven't figured it out yet, the people don't matter, except to pacify with the facade o f lip-service you call your elections. If only that was our current problem. No the current problem is one of a politicised civil service, not an old fashioned bureaucratic one a la Yes Minister. If it was we wouldn't be in the mess we're in as the civil service would have tried to block any form of change at all turns. Now New labour has managed to pack it full politicos whereas it should be totally apolitical.
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  43. Re:WTF? Seriously, WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's actually quite straight forward. If you were engaged in illegal activities and knew your phone was tapped, then you are not likely to use your phone to help in your illegal activities (unless your really dumb).

    Unless you were really dumb, you'd always assume that your phone was tapped and your emails were being logged. I guarantee that any career criminal already makes this assumption and finds ways to stay off the radar. You would never know for certain that you were not being investigated.

    In other words, the only point in keeping wiretap evidence secret is to try to hide how widespread it actually is. Today, storage technology is sufficiently advanced that there is no need to assign a "KGB" man to everyone you want to monitor. You just record everything you can, and then when you find someone you want to investigate, your "KGB" guys go through the recordings of that person looking for evidence. Flies in the face of "get a warrant first" laws... but laws don't apply to some Governments.

  44. Predictable Reaction by Stevecrox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK lets break this down 795 which are empowered to get access to communications data made 450,000 requests over 15 months, lets have a think shall we 795 bodies, not just MI6 and GCHQ. These requests include requests for email addresses and phone numbers. Hrmm what groups could be doing this perhaps the TV licensing people? Perhaps the tax man wants some details? Not made any Student Loan payments (SLC)?oh wait one of the listed bodies was the serious fraud office and Financial Services Authority. SO lets get this right 795 bodies made requests for contact information (sometimes they wanted more than that) for what's probably completely legitimate reasons (for example last time I had contacted the Pensions office was two houses ago, so the nice informing letter about the state of my state pension would have required a request for contact information because I've given them none.) They've also been used for crime fighting from serious fraud (personally I'm against fraud) and finally the media grabbing fight against terror.

    What's the article actually about? The amount of communications data requested and intercepted has not increased, Tony Blair has actually taken note of the ID card E petition and given people who cared a response even if he disagrees with them(28,000 is a small number when compared to 60 million), Sir Swinton the guy who stated last year that the UK was a surveillance society doesn't like the fact that surveillance hasn't decreased (but supports the current system to stop terrorism) and is calling for the policy of no bugging for MP's be lifted to promote transparency and fairness, oh and a knee jerk sensationalist call from a Tory shadow secretary.

    Yes Britain has moved into being a surveillance society, but shall I tell you what I don't care. I can't find CCTV camera unless I really look for them and they have come in handy for me personally in the past, the automatic number-plate recognition cameras are a good idea, you know its handy being able to catch people who are driving without road tax or insurance as well as people who speed. But then again maybe I'm the only one who thinks banned drivers should be caught and kept off the roads? Yes I know speed cameras are bad, but watch how a particular road is handled when those cameras are turned off for a week, there are times when their actually a good idea (radical I know, I still admit many are stupid) When measures which are truly invasive are proposed I'll care and be out there marching for it. I don't support things for terrorism but I do like to see government working together to catch the benefit fraud and serious criminal.

    In short sensational article designed to make predominantly American site start ranting about privacy caused people to rant about privacy.

    1. Re:Predictable Reaction by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      Wow, common sense for once! You must be new here :D

    2. Re:Predictable Reaction by Tony · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      When measures which are truly invasive are proposed I'll care and be out there marching for it.

      From the sound of it, you wouldn't know something "invasive" if it crawled up your ass and took a picture of your upper GI.

      I personally feel listening in on my phone conversations and tracking where I'm driving is just a tich invasive. But I *am* kinda sensitive that way.

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    3. Re:Predictable Reaction by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      In short: you don't give a damn what happens, because you never valued privacy and liberty to begin with. At least you're not going to miss it once it's gone.

    4. Re:Predictable Reaction by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      Sorry I'm just waiting for the actual news, the cameras in question have been deployed in my area for 6 months, with less advanced ones being in operation for atleast 4 years (required police officer to operate.) Do I mind that several goverment departments (or bodies as the articles describe) are actually talking to each other? So one camera can check a database to see if the vehicle is in tax, is owned by a nonbanned driver, isn't stolen and isn't speeding. I don't even think they have that much information, enforcing road laws is generally a good idea. I'm against total control there was a proposal a few years back about a GPS monitoring system suggested by a think tank, but spot checks in highly active roads in my mind is a good thing.

      If you RTFA you'll see the majority of requests were various departments requesting contact information, no offense but thats sign of a efficent government working for my interests (creating less hassle.) Americans talking about privacy do make me laugh, this was legal requests made to a authority whos activities are reported by Sir Swinton every year, its a report which makes the six o clock news, ok this included requests to 'intercept' communications but this is done above board unlike a certain country which recently had a minor scandal involving was it millions of peoples calls being tapped illegally? In the UK heads would have rolled there would have been court cases for such actions. Before you start talking about civil liberties and privacy try reading the article the slashdot summary was designed to make Americans go "OMG PRIVACY INVASION! 1984!"
       
      The only thing that was actually news was Sir Swintons calls that MP's be subject to the same buggin laws as us, you know so government bodies can investigate to see if their commiting crimes and *cough* terror plots last time I checked increasing the accountability of your government was a good thing

  45. Spies and iTunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may be loosing it, but did anyone else read that as "UK Taps 439,000 Phones, Now Wants To Monitor MP3s" Here I was thinking why can't they just DL iTunes like the rest of us?

  46. Pastor Martin Niemöller by Khammurabi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    >> If you've nothing to hide then what's the problem? Lets face it,
    >> anyone who is against this is clearly on the side of the terrorismists,
    >> and actually WANTS us to get bombed.

    To quote Pastor Martin Niemöller:

    When the Nazis came for the communists,
    I remained silent;
    I was not a communist.

    When they locked up the social democrats,
    I remained silent;
    I was not a social democrat.

    When they came for the trade unionists,
    I did not speak out;
    I was not a trade unionist.

    When they came for me,
    there was no one left to speak out.

    You'd think history would have taught you better than to say something that naive and cowardly. For comparison, there are probably as many serial killers in the wild as there are terrorists in the United States. Would you so easily give up your rights to catch these serial killers as well? Do you honestly think the government will give you back these rights once the serial killers or terrorists are caught?

    Sacrificing the rights of millions of people to catch a small handful of "potential" criminals is a ridiculous price to pay. You scare far too easily.
    1. Re:Pastor Martin Niemöller by TechnoBunny · · Score: 1

      I didnt think it needed [sarcasm] tags.

      I was wrong.

    2. Re:Pastor Martin Niemöller by Hikaru79 · · Score: 1

      You scare far too easily.

      And YOU, sir, have the most defective sarcasm detector I have EVER seen in my whole life. The joke flew so far over your head that it's in orbit now, approaching escape velocity.
       
      Just, wow....

    3. Re:Pastor Martin Niemöller by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      To quote Glenn Greenwald:

      It really is true that the hardest job on the planet is to be a satirist of the pro-Bush Republicans, because it is almost impossible to create caricatures extreme enough to stay ahead of what they actually become in reality.
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    4. Re:Pastor Martin Niemöller by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Yep, the only reason I caught your sarcasm was the use of the (non-)word "terrorismists", but anyone reading that post fast could easily misread that as terrorists. Indeed, I did the first time, and only stopped myself clicking "reply" because I reread posts before replying.

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  47. How did their surveillance stop July 7th by OmanLegend · · Score: 1

    How will it stop the next time? How many video camera's, wiretaps and emails didn't stop July 7th from happening? How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.

    1. Re:How did their surveillance stop July 7th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't stop it because the hippies were whining about their rights being infringed and so the authorities didn't have the necessary power to do anything about it.

  48. because quotes become rather trite after a while? by boombaard · · Score: 1

    Wow, I'm surprised no one posted 1984 yet.

    OTOH, what is the use of quoting a random slogan if you don't really have anything even remotely interesting to embed the quote in?

    One might even argue certain quotes are overused, or that certain people are overquoted (every time after the first time someone quoted Ayn Rand comes to mind here), or (more controversially) that quotes from 'authorities' do not a truth make
    (which seems especially true if you're just throwing the quote out there without really stating how it applies.. clichés, though being what they are, are mightily less tiresome and/or trite if they're used in novel ways)
    anyway, WRT surveillance societies, one might even throw Bentham's name out there, if only because his Panopticon Isn't mentioned often enough (no thanks to Foucault though, tiresome fellow that he was)

    having however just tried to point out quotes can be quite pointless, i will refrain from quoting anyone else, and in stead just read on happily knowing noone has decided to throw bits of verbal flatulence by Ayn Rand yet.
    sadly, with the sheer amount of discussion items like this that have popped up over the last couple of months, I find there's little in people's comments that actually goes beyond what's been said before, and i can't really think of anything original to say about it myself either, so i guess i'll just stop now.

    (Note, one might even draw the conclusion something needs to be Done, rather than Said about it? oh, well, i guess i'll just be thankful that I live in continental europe for now)

  49. Use intelligent communication intelligently by Tony · · Score: 1

    I figure at least some of the spam in my inbox is coded messages to terrorist cells. Think about it: steganographic images, code words in seemingly-random text, etc, mass-mailed to millions of people. It's easy to get on spam lists without raising suspicion, and those that send out spam are already on the legal fringe, and so try to avoid being noticed.

    That's just one idea for using electronic communications. There are many others.

    If the government were serious about combating terrorism, it would shut down the spam networks post-haste. Of course, a war on spam would certainly be as effective as a war on drugs, or a war on terrorism, so my inbox feels better already.

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  50. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your post makes no sense. I never said people have no privacy, nor should they expect it. I said if you're exposing your secrets to the world, don't expect them to be private. I don't want my genitalia on the web, so I wear pants. Amazing feat of security that. Kudos on trying to embarrass me though. Your AC troll-fu is just too weak.

    If you're walking about, in public, in plain view OF EVERYONE, expect no privacy in terms of your whereabouts. That's just common sense. Even the common criminal knows that.

    Next time you try to come up with an argument, think it through first.

    Tom

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  51. Rubbish by Epeeist · · Score: 1

    > Fabianism is like Stalinism but slower.

    Utter bollocks. The Fabian society might be socialist, but it is nothing like Stalinism. Do have a look at their (awful) website to see where they are positioned.

    How about "All capitalists really want a fascist society" or "libertarians are really anarchists", see anyone can just make stuff up without any evidence.

  52. ACT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that eventually, when the culture of surveillance gets bad enough, I, along with many of my friends, will become terrorists in the government's eyes. I will make an effort to fuck with every surveillance system I can, I will use forged ID's, and I will hide my face from every camera I see. Why? Not because I have something to hide, but because I don't trust the flesh and blood behind the electric eyes.

    The yippie movement was ahead of its time... we need a leader like Hoffman NOW!

  53. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I never said people have no privacy, nor should they expect it. I said if you're exposing your secrets to the world, don't expect them to be private.


    Right now I (and I suspect most people) feel free to leave the house without worrying that the government (or anyone else) will be watching me the entire time and compiling a dossier on my movements for later possible use against me. I (and again, most people) would like to retain that freedom.


    You don't know what you've lost until it's gone, and when the day comes that you have to think through the potential political implications of leaving the house every morning, you'll really miss your old de-facto privacy.

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  54. There's also a constitutional right that.... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    There's also a constitutional right that says you can't be fined without going to court.
    That makes all those on the spot fines unconstitutional, it didn't however stop the government from passing laws and implementing them.

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    1. Re:There's also a constitutional right that.... by VJ42 · · Score: 1
      That's part of The bill of rights:

      Grants of Forfeitures.

      That all Grants and Promises of Fines and Forfeitures of particular persons before Conviction are illegall and void. Unfortunately, AFAIK no one has ever contested a fixed penalty notice on this basis, it would make for an interesting court case.
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    2. Re:There's also a constitutional right that.... by hughk · · Score: 1

      A fixed penalty notice is usually offered as a discounted alternative to appearing in court. You can theoretically choose still to apear in court but you must then expect to pay costs as well as a fine if you lose.

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    3. Re:There's also a constitutional right that.... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks that explains it. Having never received a fixed penalty notice, I've never seen the "small print", nor looked at the legislation involved. It's nice to know that some of my freedoms are retained should I so chose to exercise them.

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    4. Re:There's also a constitutional right that.... by hughk · · Score: 1

      Have an overseas registered car and then you never need to worry about the notices. One of the gotchas at the moment is that they still need to show the intention to prosecute within a short timescale of the alleged offence (two weeks, I believe). Apart from the fact that the authorities don't seem to be able to properly capture a foreign registration, they can't get the data out of the other EU countries fast enough. At least, not yet. I understand that the congestion charge system can't even bill credit cards with overseas addresses. It appears that the private companies that administer these fixed penalty systems haven't worked out that thousands of foreign registered cars arrive in the UK every day.

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  55. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't need advanced CCTV cameras to violate your rights. Get that through your head.

    People were being unlawfully detained althrough history. CCTV is not an enabler of this.

    Yes, be angry at the CCTV, but not because it violates your privacy, but because it's a waste of money.

    Tom

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  56. Surveillance and car tracking in the UK by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Of course, if you're British and you care about your every move being monitored by the government, you should sign the official petition against the GPS tracking of every single UK vehicle for the purposes of the new "pay as you drive" scheme.

    This petition has been in the news a lot this week, but if you've not already signed it, you should consider doing so as it's due to close TODAY (20th Feb). So far, an incredible 1.7 MILLION people have signed.

    1. Re:Surveillance and car tracking in the UK by JesusKebab · · Score: 1

      I don't see the point in this anyway. There's already a "pay as you drive" scheme. It's called "the cost of petrol".

    2. Re:Surveillance and car tracking in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The difference is that roads that are highly congested in city centres would be charged at a higher rate than motorways and country roads. The schemes are designed to take into account people trying to use backstreet routes to avoid the congestion by charging these higher etc. The current "pay as you drive" model doesn't take this into account at all.

      Those that do 30,000 miles of motorways a year will be better off because of the lower tax on fuel, but someone doing a commute from just outside a city to a factory might be stung twice as much.

      Fundamentally it is a way to get people to pay more money, and will penalise the poor more than the rich - as pretty much every tax in the UK does. While it might have a minimal effect on congestion it is unlikely to have much effect on the environment as people will still drive as there are no viable alternatives. Helping the environmentshould be the ultimate goal of any such scheme IMO.

    3. Re:Surveillance and car tracking in the UK by Cederic · · Score: 1


      And those of us that do 30,000 miles of motorways a year with our journeys starting from/ending in cities because we happen to be unable to afford to live any fucking closer will be forced to either pay 80% of our gross salary in road charges or quit our jobs.

      Hope the government is looking forward to losing my £1k/month tax revenue and instead paying me a hundred quid a week because I wont be able to afford to leave the house to look for work.

  57. This is getting mathematically scary... by alexandre · · Score: 2, Informative

    Take a look at the research papers linked here and this one in particular:

    The Economics of Mass Surveillance and the Questionable Value of Anonymous Communications (PDF)
    by George Danezis and Bettina Wittneben.


    You may think that half a million phone tapped is not that much... well think again, the social network effect is probably exposing all of Britain. Ask for your rights to be respected now.

  58. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just the reaction I expected from you, Tom. You're apparently both a hypocrite and have a short penis. You claim that privacy is not important for others, yet you insist on it for yourself. Furthermore, you seem to fear that showing your small genitals to the world will result in ridicule. I am not impressed with you, Tom. I am not impressed.

  59. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I don't need advanced CCTV cameras to violate your rights. Get that through your head.


    Of course not. But it sure makes it a lot easier to do it wholesale.


    In the real world, things aren't determined by what is theoretically possible, but by what is economically feasible. Ubiquitous CCTV cameras make wide-scale person tracking economically feasible, and that is the key.


    By analogy: You don't need a nuclear bomb to kill everyone in Chicago.... given enough time and effort, you could do it with a machete. But once you have a nuclear bomb, it becomes a whole lot more likely that you can pull it off, and thus a whole lot more likely that you will try.

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    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
  60. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not what your mother said last night.

    HEHEHEHE LOL I MADE A PEEPEE JOKE I R FUNNY.

    Wake me up when you're not a kid, ..., kid.

    Tom

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  61. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    So you're saying the goverment will start to wholesale doctor up evidence against random citizens? To what end?

    While I agree that government needs more accountability, I just don't see the V for Vendetta future. No supreme rule ever lasts.

    Tom

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  62. Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank god (or good school teachers) for people like you.

  63. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't run away to North America just because you don't have the balls to stand up to the thugs in your own country That statement seems somewhat ironic coming from an anonymous coward. ;-)
  64. Re:Put your money where your mouth is, Tom. by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So you're saying the goverment will start to wholesale doctor up evidence against random citizens? To what end?


    No, but I think it would be very tempting for the government to start using the data it gathers on everybody(!) for political purposes. (e.g. "Joe Schmoe goes to AA meetings on Thursdays and is having an affair with his secretary; they meet at the No-Tell Motel every other Friday night and prefer their sex doggy-style. We'll just file that information away for now, in case Joe Schmoe ever runs for office or ends up in a position of power and we need to 'lean on' him a little"). Blackmail can be a very effective way of getting people to do what you want without anybody else ever knowing about it. Or the government can just use it to keep tabs on the whereabouts of their political opponents... in fact they do this already, just on a much smaller scale because they are limited by available manpower.


    While I agree that government needs more accountability, I just don't see the V for Vendetta future. No supreme rule ever lasts.


    V for Vendetta was indeed overstated (it was based on a comic book for heaven's sake!) but history has shown over and over again that left to their own devices, governments can and will do all kinds of nasty things. Power corrupts, and giving the government unrestricted access to everyone's personal details gives them a lot of power.

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    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
  65. Re:ASBO by kippers · · Score: 1

    He probably does have a ASBO, but remember they are trophies. No-one really expects him to obey it!

    Honestly.

  66. Road Petition by pcardno · · Score: 1

    As regards the GPS tracking of cars, over 1.7 million people have now signed the petition against it. Sign up here:

    http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/traveltax/

    Cheers,

    Paul.

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    --- Band: Joey Ultra
  67. ACT NOW WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. If the government disobeys the United States Constitution and treats me and all other citizens like criminals, then the government is my enemy and it is my Constitutional duty as a member of "We the people" to take every opportunity to resist, maim, and if possible destroy the government that would enslave us by presuming everyone to be guilty until proven innocent, even if it is our own. Soldiers swear to "defend the United States from all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC," and it's time they started taking that oath seriously. The only effective way to get the message across that the American people won't take the kind of shit that the Brits and Aussies put up with so submissively, is by individual acts of vandalism against government facilities and violence against government "officials." See the (as yet) fictional novel "Unintended Consequences" by John Ross for details of a possible scenario.

  68. Re:Headline is WRONG! - Numbers still pathetic. by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    There were NOT 439,000 requests to tap phones. There were 439,000 requests for "communications information". This includes requests for lists of e-mail addresses, lists of numbers called, etc, in addition to taps. Either way... 439,000 requests for "something"

    ~30 terrorism related arrests.

    That's a ratio of worse than 1:10,000 arrests per request.

    Of those ~30 arrests, have any led to a successful prosecution yet?

    Assuming they successfully prosecute someone, we're looking at roughly a one in half a million success rate. For pure fiscal efficiency, just throw random people in jail. It costs less and, statistically, you'll probably violate the rights of less innocent people anyway.
  69. blair watch project by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    makes me wonder why so many people start comments with "in soviet russia the government is watching your ..." should be "in the uk the government is watching your ..." soviet russia is harmless in comparison

    I'd call this "blair watch project", if I wasn't sure all those 439.000 people were reasonably suspected of terrorism or child pornography - what other reason would a government have, to spy on 0.73% of their citicens (every 137th person) ? http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=terrorstorm

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    The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
  70. Re:Headline is WRONG! - Numbers still pathetic. by sirwired · · Score: 1

    One thing you are overlooking is that those numbers are the sum for the entire UK law enforcement apparatus, not just terrorism-related investigations. No conclusions can be drawn from those numbers as to how useful the requests have been.

    SirWired

  71. Blair created the spy law in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The amount of communications data requested and intercepted has not increased,"

    1. The article says that this is the first time this number has been released, so how can you know it hasn't increased? (Well unless your a turfer).
    2. There were no email intercepts in 1990 or ISP Internet intercepts, so there must have been an increase in those.
    3. There are 10x as many mobile phones now, so it's likely, no extremely likely that those have gone up.
    4. The legislation to allow the coast guard to intercept the email of say, a reporter (yes they made that legal), was brought in by Blair. So virtually all of these agencies never had the ability to spy on people before. So there must definitely have been an increase there.

    Why should the TV License dept be able to obtain a persons email records? Why should the coast guard be able to obtain your internet surfing records? Why should anyone except a judge under verifiable evidence of criminal behavior be able to obtain those? What is the list of these 700+ agencies that can do this.

    Privacy is written into British law, it's considered a fundamental human right. You may not care, but you have no right to speak for others and the collective view of people is privacy is a fundamental human right.

    The Wilson doctrine (no spying on politicians) was made because MI5 plotted to overthrow his government (according to Wilson and Peter Wright of MI5) and has stood the test of time for good reason.

  72. Remember, remember! by autophile · · Score: 1

    (To be proclaimed in a sinister and suggestive voice)

    Remember, remember the fifth of November,
    The gunpowder, treason and plot,
    I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot.

    Sorry, I just watched V for Vendetta :)

    --Rob

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    Towards the Singularity.
  73. So what you're saying is by cicho · · Score: 1

    What you're saying is, I should feel confident about a police officer who maybe just got married and gets his BJs regularly, and he's also just moved in to a new house bought by his rich in-laws, because he thinks life is groovy, man, and he's not in a mood to do harm to accidental citizens. And that I should, on the other hand, beware police officers who've been miserable ever since grade school for sundry and assorted reasons, once of them the fact they also happen to be incompetent.

    You know what, I agree. You're probably right. So maybe we should make each "group" wear different color uniforms, or something, because I would really like to know which of my rights I can expect to be respected or denied, depending on the mental state of any particular officer.

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    "Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity." - Marshall McLuhan
  74. Are You Sure? by __aaasvk1266 · · Score: 1



    Er, given both the subject and the subject matter, can we be sure he sent the email? I thought England had been using hologrammes for PMs since Maggie?

  75. For the people's representatives, it's vital by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    US Constitution, Article I, Section 6:
    "They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the
    Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of
    their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for
    any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other
    Place."

    The US founders were definitely not setting up a police state.

    Police are from the executive branch. If the executive branch harasses regular citizens, it's misconduct. If they attack members of Parliament it's a constitutional crisis.

  76. civil contingencies act 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go and read the civil contingencies act 2004 and then say what the government can and can't do.
    In times of war and terrorism they can do what they please....

    http://www.statewatch.org/news/2004/jan/12uk-civil -contingencies-bill-revised.htm

  77. I just wanted to say... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Thank you. I'm a little disturbed by this get-your-way-or-run-away attitude to democracy. Just remember that no matter how much we dissuade ourselves from taking action, we can change our governments (unless you're not currently in a functioning democracy). All we have to do is garner support for our cause.

    And if we can't, (in only the most literal sense) who cares?

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    You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
  78. Law of what ? by TwelveInches · · Score: 0

    People shouldn't spam the term "law of averages" around as if it has some clear meaning. It's a statistical term and if it were used correctly it wouldn't appear it this article.

  79. Post protected by double ROT-13 encryption by MacDork · · Score: 1

    You yanks are all bleating on about how bad this is and how high these figures are. What makes you think your own government is being any less nosy about your affairs?

    Because I encrypt my email... Learn how to secure *your* email on Mac OS X 10.3+ and Windows.

    1. Re:Post protected by double ROT-13 encryption by Macka · · Score: 1


      My (only) desktop these days is OS X, so that's a very interesting link for me. Thanks!

  80. Shades of Yes, Minister by Krishnoid · · Score: 1
    From 'Yes, Minister', 'The Death List' episode -- definitely rent or buy it if you haven't seen it.

    Private Eye - a political magazine - has revealed that Jim Hacker had been under secret surveillance while being in opposition. Furthermore, it has discovered that Jim's department is responsible for all bugging equipment, and this makes him the government's chief bugger.

    Ohh, I'm so hoping someone gets this title in the UK tabloids as a result of this :-)

  81. Guy Fawkes by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    ... wasa patriot!

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    If you disagree with me on social issues, then it's pretty clear that you are a narrow-minded bigot.
  82. Expats agree: Labour drove them out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just met up with a bunch of expats, and at some point the discussion turned to why people left the UK for good.

    Here's the summation:
    - London: taxed off the road and out of the house, no decent public transport or breathable air.
    - General:

    . no freedom, being watched everywhere you go and no real idea how safe that information is held (conclusion was that no controls exist, and even if they existed the volume ensures that small breaches still make up for a large number of undesired snoops - plus people don't really like the fact that in 10 years time they can still look up that you met person X at time Y on location Z)

    . again taxation: HUGE objections against the infernal stupidity of letting companies and consultants dictate how government funds are spent on themselves - no fear of bias then? IDcards listed as a class example because nobody believes in working Chinese walls if there's real money at stake (and that fiasco costed a fortune)

    . theft of pension funds: any thickhead could have seen that taxing what should support peoples' lives when they retire would lead to disaster, and it has: pensioners have to choose between heat or eat. Meanwhile, the PM buys his third house.

    But in the above summation, the combination of a near total loss of privacy and liberty seemed to be at the top.

    So, from my simplistic sample it appears privacy damage means country damage: those who can, leave.

  83. You Sir, Are a Genius. by turgid · · Score: 1

    Excellent idea, but simply because it would make enforcing the TV Licence 100% accurate, since only those who actually own and operate a TV would be billed (and visited by the inspectors).