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  1. Error of omission in summary on Google Releases Tesseract as Open Source · · Score: 1
    ...it has been touted as one of the most accurate open source Optical Character Recognition (OCR) programs available.

    As the linked article states, there are commercial OCR programs that are far more accurate.

    --Rob

  2. Use it! on State of Ohio Establishes "Pre-Crime" Registry · · Score: 1
    I hope Ohioans will start intimating that their judges, officials, and lawyers had molested them.

    --Rob

  3. Re:Do it back to them. on Intel to Lay Off Thousands · · Score: 1
    Quit Your Job Day, Sept 18th. http://www.quityourjobday.com/

    Is it a coincidence that Talk Like A Pirate Day is Sept 19th?

    --Rob

  4. Re:The implosion begins on Not As Wiki As It Used To Be · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now here's my suggestion on how to fix it. They need to hire a few full time staffers with their donations and have them handle written applications to contribute to Wikipedia. Let anyone with sound credentials contribute, but require that they prove that they have some idea of what they are talking about.

    Dear Sir:

    I hereby submit my application, attached, to become a contributor to Wikipedia. Specifically, that section of Wikipedia that deals with the 1970's. Specifically, 1970's American television. More specifically, 1970's American television commercials. Specifically, the 1979 American television commercial for Planters Peanuts depicting a man being chased for his delicious nuts. Although many of the people who worked on this commercial are dead, dying, ill, or on vacation in Belgium, I was part of the janitorial staff at the editing house where this particular commercial was cut, and during my very long breaks, I observed with a keen and jaundiced eye the cutting of this animated gem. I am also neither dead, dying, ill, nor on vacation in Belgium.

    I look forward to your quick acceptance of my editorship. I have some very interesting revelatory facts about Mr. Peanut that I would like to add to the article.

    Yours,

    (name redacted)
  5. Re:Here's an example. on Neuroscientist Halts Research to Stop Extremists · · Score: 1
    Do researchers punch puppies? That seems kind of... odd. What's the point of that?

    Internet surfers sometimes punch monkeys. I'm pretty sure there's no real point to that.

    --Rob

  6. Junkyard Wars / Scrapheap Challenge on Robotic Wellington Boot Thrower · · Score: 1

    I think they're trying to revive the show.

  7. A 360?! on Company to Pay for Election Problems · · Score: 3, Informative
    said the company "has done a 360" since the primary

    What's with the misunderstood metaphors? Here's a helpful chart:

    Doing a 180 = taking an opposing position to that previously taken.
    Doing a 360 = doing donuts in a parking lot.
    Doing a 720 = you're drunk and the room is spinning many, many times.

    --Rob

  8. Re:Oh, please. on Teen Creates Device to Track Speeding · · Score: 1
    And as a parent I know it's my responsibility to be aware of when my son is doing stupid which could harm him.

    Better than dope, better than crack, better even than ecstasy... it's STUPID!

    --Rob

  9. Re:Untill... on Teen Creates Device to Track Speeding · · Score: 1

    Or turn the GPS on its back so it looks like you're going for a moon shot.

  10. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science on Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans · · Score: 1
    Scientific Method Canon, v2.0:

    1. Things we understand (subject to change)
    2. Things we don't understand yet
    3. Godel things -- things we know are true but cannot prove.

    --Rob

  11. Re:Question? on Pirate Party Launches Commercial Darknet · · Score: 1
    Slashdot: the only place a discussion on darknets can turn into an argument about historical calculus.

    --Rob

  12. Blog comments? on Iran's President Launches Blog · · Score: 1
    I wonder if he'll get this as a comment in every post he makes:

    "From: uk furniture

    I am interested, please let me know more"

    --Rob

    speaking from personal experience :(

  13. Re:He Had No Choice on Iran's President Launches Blog · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Whenever he was asked an uncomfortable question, this was basically how he responded - Wallace also asked him yes or no if he'd like to re-establish a relationship with the United States, and his initial stab at it was "well, let us ask first who broke off ties in the first place?" Wallace asked him again, regardless of who broke off ties, yes or no would he like to re-establish them? He then launched into another history lesson. Wallace interrupted - "yes or no, why won't you answer the question?" Then he got mad - "is this multiple choice? These are complicated questions!" This is basically the guy's MO - say all kinds of crazy things, then when he's pressed for clarification, launch into a life story that's got nothing to do with the issue at hand in an attempt to confuse.

    Not that I'm defending Ahmadinejad, but really, at first, I wasn't sure which politician you were talking about. I don't think any political interviewee likes being hit with yes or no questions, and certainly wouldn't just say yes or no given such a question.

    --Rob

  14. Re:Actually, commuter aircraft worked well... on Charter Flight Websites / Services? · · Score: 1
    They were seriously cutting into the big jet/big airline's market space because of simple efficiency: prop planes use less fuel, less ground support, require less technology, etc.

    Continental bought them out and shut them down.

    Lest we lay all of the blame at Continental's doors, remember that in order for Continental to buy Metro Air, Metro Air had to sell to Continental. So I think an equal portion of blame lies with the owners of Metro Air.

    --Rob

  15. Re:Thievery on Hoboken, NJ vs. Giant Parking Robot · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but I don't know any parking attendant who could get your car in 30 seconds. At least, not without a lot of squealing and scraping.

    --Rob

  16. Re:I don't get it on Windows Games on Macs Without Windows · · Score: 1
    You're right that Mac's aren't heavy gaming consoles, but a good portion of that is a lack of games.

    What are you talking about? There's Breakout... Superbreakout... photoshop?

    --Rob

  17. Re:GMail Spam Filter on Proving Which Spam Filters work Best · · Score: 1
    It's funny -- a few months ago, my Google account was slapping the heck out of SpamSieve on my local account. But very recently, I've gotten several spams in my Gmail account. So whatever Google is using, they're going to have to start figuring out what the spammers have already figured out.

    --Rob

  18. Re:No bittorrent... No credibility on Proving Which Spam Filters work Best · · Score: 1
    Why exactly should be give any weight to anything from and organization so ignorant as to disallow bittorrent? ... This guy should spend his time educating the fools at his institution.

    OK, if you've ever worked for a large organization, you soon realize that a few people in the organization set policy. The rest have no say. That's all there is to it.

    And if this guy "spent his time educating the fools at his institution", he wouldn't actually have any time left over for his real job, which is research and educating students, for which the institution pays him.

    --Rob

  19. Shoulder? on Shake Hands with the Zero Tension Mouse · · Score: 1
    Just reading the article I can already feel my shoulder aching.

    --Rob

  20. Re:New Discovery on New Code Discovered in DNA? · · Score: 1
    In this case we normally have something like Nature article (for the practicing biologist) -> Nature News and Views (for the lazy people who read Nature but can't be arsed to read the article) -> New Scientist article/comment (for the interested layman) -> traditional news media (the proletariat)

    ... -> someone's blog (for the wide-eyed mouth-breather) -> another someone's blog (even wider eyes) -> Slashdot (YOU) -> Slashdot comment (ME).

    --Rob

  21. Ohloh? on Former MS Employees Explore OSS · · Score: 1
    I would have thought these former Microsofties would have named the site "Ohnoh", pronounced with an appropriate amount of dismay.

    --Rob

  22. What's old is new again. on Sun Unveils Thumper Data Storage · · Score: 1
    We used to have a bunch of hard drives in our data center. They only stored about 35 megabytes each. We called them Thumpers, too.

    --Rob

  23. Re:Some stuff from the hiring end of things on Patriot Act Bypasses Facebook Privacy · · Score: 1
    The fact that more time was spent during the interview discussing facets of his Facebook profile instead of interviewing him for the internship he applied for is a bit appalling.

    Assuming that the job had nothing to do with the information on his profile, I think the appropriate answer for the candidate would be either, "I would hope that my private preferences would not reflect on my professional performance, don't you think?" or, "I don't understand what that question has to do with my professional qualifications. Can you explain?"

    Sure, it's easier just to cave and talk about anything the interviewer wants. But at some point you have to halt the insanity. Surely there's another job somewhere.

    --Rob

  24. Employers: a little sanity would be nice. on Patriot Act Bypasses Facebook Privacy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is probably the sanest thing about the article:

    Rogers recommends that recruiters and employers restrict themselves to finding out what's necessary to determine if the candidate can perform the job.

    I mean, really. Seeking employment isn't like running for office.

    (sigh) Pearls before swine.

    --Rob

  25. Re:Wake me when.... on Apple to Unveil New Leopard OS in August · · Score: 1
    I think I could go for a cute and playful release called OS X Housecat...

    --Rob