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  1. Re:Range? on MasterCard To Distribute RFID Credit Cards · · Score: 1
    What's best is when they put the sensor on the inside of a window at about ass-height. If your RFID card is in your wallet in your back pocket, all you have to do is press your ass up against the window to get into the building.

    So swiping your ass against the sensor would be a "butt-wipe"?

    --Rob

  2. Re:More fraud? on MasterCard To Distribute RFID Credit Cards · · Score: 1
    There is surprisingly little security-by-obscurity involved, and lots of things like 3DES and rotating keys uploaded from the till on a regular basis, and stuff like that.

    Darn, we have registers over here, so I guess this won't work.

    Sorry, I'm feeling very strange today.

    --Rob

  3. Re:..services.. on Linux-Powered Humanoid Robot on Sale Friday · · Score: 1
    The average person knew about the net when their friends, kids, or spouse started downloading porn.

    Because we all know that The Internet is For Porn!

    --Rob

  4. Re:The hand is not the optimal holding shape on Clever Artificial Hand Developed · · Score: 1
    .. and what about some sense of fashion for hearing aids?

    They did that back in the 60's, but nobody bought it.

    --Rob

  5. Marsenegger on Company to Settle and Mine Mars · · Score: 1
    A leaked memo shows that Gov. Schwartzenegger met with company officials to give them money and tell them to "get ya ass to Mahs".

    --Rob

  6. First rule of risk management? on Too Many People in Nature's Way · · Score: 2, Funny
    The first rule of risk management is that the amount of time, effort, and money that you spend on security should be proprortional to the probability of a breach times the amount of damage it would cause. I guess Louisana didn't get the memo.

    Actually, they did get the memo years ago. But they thought that the first rule of risk management is don't talk about risk management.

    --Rob

  7. Re:Two questions... on New, Faster Attack against SHA-1 Revealed · · Score: 1
    Two, does anyone know what kind of funding the NSA gets these days? I remember a news report a couple years back that said they were deeply out of date with hardware and so forth.

    Come on. You know that report was a plant!

    --Rob

  8. Why would Apple care? on Mac OS X on x86 Videos Get Apple's Attention · · Score: 1
    The whole point of getting an Apple is a rock-solid operating system, and rock-solid hardware. Why would Apple care if people put their OS on a crappy white-box x86? It's not like Apple has to support x86.

    --Rob

  9. Re:get a JVC HDD camcorder on Cheap Tapeless DV Capture? · · Score: 2, Informative
    DV is 13 gigs per hour, and that's already compressed 5:1. I'd go for quality over storage space every time.

    --Rob

  10. Mac notebook + firewire? on Cheap Tapeless DV Capture? · · Score: 1
    How about getting a Mac notebook, and capture all your video from firewire direct into Final Cut?

    --Rob

  11. Tick tock, tick tock on Can a Customer Loyalty Database Change a Society? · · Score: 1
    Organisations that continue to put the brand at their epicentre and pay only lip service to the notion that the customer is king, will fail. It's just a matter of time.

    (glancing at watch) I'm still waiting...

    --Rob

  12. White text on red background... on Biases in Simulation Video Games · · Score: 1
    Wow, the white text on red background must have been biased to make me angry!

    --Rob

  13. Find best practices on Improving Education? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here's an idea. Instead of asking a bunch of unqualified geeks, let's look to the world for best practices.

    I can anticipate an argument here. "But different countries have different cultures and emphasize different things!" Answer: public education's purpose, at least partially, is to brainwash children to follow a culture. So it doesn't matter what US culture is. Insourcing (ba-ding! +1 buzzword) the best practices will just result in our children getting the best education along with the culture that supports the best education.

    At least, that's my nonprofessional opinion.

    --Rob

  14. Re:Open doors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 1
    The difference between WiFi and the car/house analogy is that a WiFi hotspot broadcasts its information, inviting connections.

    And a doorknob broadcasts its information visually, inviting hand-turning and opening. What you've got a hold of there, is intentionally confusing two senses of a word, in this case "inviting". Like this:

    Some dogs are fuzzy doofuses.
    My dog is some dog.
    Therefore, my dog is a fuzzy doofus.

    --Rob

  15. Re:impressive on Scientists Complete Universe Millennium Simulation · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, that's why the blurb says "the most breathtaking images of the universe never seen".

    --Rob

  16. I don't get it... on Interactive Drama Prototype 'Facade' Released · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So they put all this time and effort into AI-powered interactive fiction. And then they go and make it a story about fighting about a failed marriage. Do you think the developers had some issues here?

    --Rob

  17. Re:Big Margin Surprising, But Not the Ruling on Supreme Court Rules against Grokster · · Score: 1
    Essentially, the Court ruled that, if you sell or market a product/service, and the key point of your marketing plan is that the product enables users to do something illegal, you can be held liable for the results of their actions.

    Well, now all the **AA has to do is get SCOTUS to agree that even if you explicitly stated that copyright infringement was illegal, and you never explicitly advertised that your device was good for copyright infringement, then it should be obvious that since a copyright infringement society has grown up around the device, the developer was secretly planning that all along!

    --Rob

  18. Re:There was a story when I worked at Microsoft on IBM Shifts 14,000 Jobs to India · · Score: 1
    I have trouble imagining what kind of economic efficiency, or society, we will have when a (relative) handful of people own everything, and the rest of us are serfs.

    Feudalism?

    --Rob

  19. Re:Not surprising on Software Piracy Seen as Normal · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm sure candlemakers would have been unhappy, but most as a whole would have looked at it as if it were a boon. Not every village had its own chandler, after all.

    +1: Surprising. Use of the world "chandler" in a contextually correct sentence.

    --Rob

  20. Re:WTF? on RIAA Supporting Commercial P2P · · Score: 1
    IMHO... RTFA?!!! FAQ: WTF?! RIAA, MPAA: TANSTAAFL & AYBABTU (YMMV)!

    LMAO & TTYL,

    --Rob

    The following text has been included to fool the caps/yelling lameness filter. It is not part of this post. Think of it as a sig that actually does something.

  21. Re:Open Source AIBO programs -- no "hacking" requi on Sony Aibo Hacks Increase Functionality · · Score: 1
    which can run onboard and directly process every bit and byte, or remote control from your PC for maximum horsepower.

    That's dogpower.

    --Rob

  22. Kind of a funny ending, there. on Interview with Alexander Noe, PxScan Developer · · Score: 1
    Alexander Noé: Considering that Plextor did, not long ago, announce that they would be supporting open-source, I really wonder what all this is supposed to be about. Either they support open-source, or at least "tolerate" it, or they don't.

    Telephone: Brrring! Brrrring!
    Nikolaos: Hello? Yes? Yes, General. No, I never--... I didn't think that--... No, I'm not a terrorist! I just--... Guantanamo?! But I--... yes. Yes, I see. No problem. Yessir.

    Nikolaos S. Karastathis: The interview appears to be finished. Thank you very much!

    --Rob

  23. Bear left on Ancient Cave Bear DNA Extracted and Decoded · · Score: 1
    A followup expedition to the site passed a sign saying "Bear Left", so they went home.

    --Rob

  24. Low bandwidth means... on Television on your Phone · · Score: 1
    See this yellow pixel over here? That's Spongebob.

    --Rob

  25. Re:My school is in this competition on Stanford and Volkswagen Create Autonomous Vehicle · · Score: 1
    Even though from life experiences I know that Life Isnt Fair, and the playing field is never level, some of these teams get insane advantages.

    Yeah, but that's part of the challenge. We know that throwing money at a problem doesn't always solve it, and sometimes the cheapest, dumbest solution is best. So imagine the embarassment of the high-rollers if they get beat out by a school that spent under $100k.

    --Rob