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Sony Aibo Hacks Increase Functionality

Dinglenuts writes "Engadget posted a how-to article on increasing your Aibo's functionality using third party hacks. Given the increasing availability of networked home goods, I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog."

134 comments

  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  2. First of all by CPNABEND · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can you make the thing fetch beer? Or is that lack of thumbs going to be a problem?

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    1. Re:First of all by Momoru · · Score: 1

      Why stop at it fetching beer? Lets make a mobile "keg-bot".

    2. Re:First of all by yotto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lets make a mobile "keg-bot"

      And make the tap a long tube sticking out, and you've got yourself a Dalek! Throw your computer in there and you'd win the local LAN party's case mod contest for sure!

    3. Re:First of all by JahToasted · · Score: 5, Funny

      INTOXICATE! INTOXICATE!

    4. Re:First of all by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

      Aibo may not be able but never fear! PartyBot is here!

    5. Re:First of all by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

      Dammit, where is a mod point when you need it ROFLMAO

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    6. Re:First of all by Sorvan · · Score: 1

      Lets make a mobile "keg-bot"

      Oh, That's just what I need - a robot dog who can urinate beer! Somehow I don't think my friends would want it to fill their glasses.

    7. Re:First of all by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1
      Why stop at it fetching beer? Lets make a mobile "keg-bot".
      I always thought that's what R2-D2 was. It's the only explanation that fully explains why anyone would make a robot that size and shape.

      TW
    8. Re:First of all by Whom99 · · Score: 0
      Ah, who can forget:

      The Cellar

      The ER1

      The Barhand

      or, of course, Koolio

      [Please, I beg you for a mod up. I've learned my lesson about trolling, I swear.]

  3. Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The opportunity for clever hacks like these through the combination of devices is why things should be left open by their designers during conception, when it's all possible. If this kind of mindset was more widespread, there'd be all kinds of possibilities from discovering what the pure functionality of a device can do. The increasing trend to lock devices down and restrict consumer flexibility with products they choose to purchase (see Xbox boot rom checks etc) is something that's dissapointing, and closing doors on innovative and new uses for everyday devices.

    1. Re:Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good opportunity for Sony. They should open-source AIBO and regulate the addition of hacks and enhance their functinality. Has anyone tried to load linux on this?

    2. Re:Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If that mindset was more widespread it would also leave them open to ridiculous lawsuits from oppurtunist lawyers. If anything happens which is slightly damaging to another party... they'd be at the door. I'm not saying it's right, but Sony and others at least giving the perception of not being accepting of these "hacks" might save their legal ass.

    3. Re:Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your XBox comment doesn't fit.

      Locking down the Xbox is in part to reduce the number of boxes sold to those that won't buy the games. It should be a "duh" moment because the business model MS chose for the console was to lose money on every unit in the hopes of getting it back in royalties per game. People buying these just as a Linux box runs counter to this strategy. If people had to pay the actual manufacture cost for XBox, they might not sell anywhere nearly as many of them.

    4. Re:Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      I'd say that devices have always been, or usually have been, locked down. This mindset isn't really anything new, but I see your point.

      It has been said that the PSP is pretty open, not completely, but enough. I'd say if the AIBO was open it would be worth 2 grand - if it can be controlled with the PSP then I'd be selling plasma...

  4. I don't suppose... by Asprin · · Score: 1


    I don't suppose there's a hack to turn your Aibo into a lawsuit generator?

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    1. Re:I don't suppose... by Rii · · Score: 1

      Yes. It responds to the audio command "Aibotron, TERRORIZE!"

  5. Hack suggestion by Council · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better hack: remove the innards, place a live puppy inside.

    Makes it far more realistic.

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    1. Re:Hack suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, a working implementation of the "take a crap on my carpet" hack.

    2. Re:Hack suggestion by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Or the "not turn off when I say so" hack. Or the "more responsiblity than I wanted" hack. Or the "government agents invading my home because some busibody neighbour said I was being cruel to my pet" hack. Real dogs may be great for some people, but some of us want a toy not a responsibility.

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    3. Re:Hack suggestion by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      Better hack: remove the innards, place a live puppy inside.

      Makes it far more realistic.
      Bonsai Puppy!

      Damn, I'm all out of super-glue.
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    4. Re:Hack suggestion by rudydog · · Score: 0

      I did that. One thing to remeber... power station != food.

    5. Re:Hack suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Somebody got hit with the "take the joke too seriously" hack.

    6. Re:Hack suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried that with the ERS-110. Sure it was fun to watch it chase its tail, but the next day it stopped working. I plugged it in over night, but that didn't do anything, but make it smell like Thia food. I sold it on eBay for parts last week.

    7. Re:Hack suggestion by tkw954 · · Score: 1
      "The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat."

      -A. Rosenblueth, Philosophy of Science, 1945

  6. Frickin Lasers by Rii · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just want a robot dog with frickin lasers strapped to his head.

    AIBO! SICK 'EM!

    1. Re:Frickin Lasers by mpthompson · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, a laser strapped to it's head might look cool but it won't do very much. Now a tazer powered teeth might be cool.

      Aw, what a cute robot dog... ZAP!!! AHHHHH!!!

    2. Re:Frickin Lasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have time to scream the current is too weak.

  7. Accelerando and the future of Aibo hacking by metachor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reminds me of the continuously hacked/upgraded robot cat, Aineko, in Charles Stross' science fiction novel Accelerando (available for free download).

    It will be interesting to see how complex these customized Aibo become in the next 10-20 years.

    1. Re:Accelerando and the future of Aibo hacking by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of the PataPi from Akihabara Denno Gumi. When will the Aibo be combat ready?

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  8. Joke about fetching beer... by TERdON · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Sorry for making two answer posts, but I just thought about a good joke on the topic (read: only half off topic)...

    Why did God create blondes?
    The sheep couldn't fetch beer from the fridge!
    Then, why did God create brownhaired girls?
    Neither could the blondes...
    Then, why am I studying automation
    To build me a god damn robot, so I finally can get that beer fetched for me!!!

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  9. Aibo DRM? by Doppler00 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What? Hacks for a Sony product? This can't be allowed! Sony must at once produce a new firmware update for all Aibos to make sure this dog-like robot only performs Sony approved actions. I mean, what would the world be like if a robotic dog did anything other than dance and perform tricks in ant entertaining fasion?

    We can't have people going around actually writing their own software on hardware they purchased with their own money.

    1. Re:Aibo DRM? by eamonman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you probably don't want the Aibo learning how to play Halo 2 (although that'd be highly kickass)

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    2. Re:Aibo DRM? by ejtttje · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know, Sony is supporting development of new software for the AIBO (*) You can create new personalities using high level tools like R-Code, or download their software development kit (for free!) and code in C++. It's an impressive piece of hardware.

      If you're interested in the low level processing, which allows direct processing of the camera images, networking support, real-time control of joints, etc., then of course I'm going to recommend the software framework I'm currently working on: Tekkotsu. However, there are number of other options available as well. (see my prior post)

      Anyway, we'd always like to have more developers -- help show Sony there are advantages to opening their source code!

      (* or at least now they are, originally they didn't like the idea so much, but they seem to have gotten over it somewhat -- hardware is still tightly locked down, but the software interface is pretty available)

  10. I'd kill for this hack by pestilence669 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aibo needs a guard function for the neighborhood cats. Just bark and move a bit when there's any meowing around. If they pee on my door one more time, I'm gonna' set bear traps.

    1. Re:I'd kill for this hack by peragrin · · Score: 1

      It's called a cat-a-pult for a reason.

      build one, they will stop.

      Of course it would be really cool if you can disguise it so no one knows it's there. post photo's when your done.

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    2. Re:I'd kill for this hack by Anarkhia · · Score: 1

      You don't need bear traps, just rat poison.

    3. Re:I'd kill for this hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know what you mean - I live in a neighborhood that has tons of feral cats - cats without homes, who live whereever, whenever. They are a nuisance for the neighborhood at best.

      I have thought of ways to get rid of them - the most humane way I thought of was to simply get a couple of no-kill traps, trap a couple at a time, then take them out to the deep desert (I live in Arizona) and let them go. Call it "coyote population starvation prevention". I figure if the cat is able to make it back alive to a populated center, then nothing can stop them. If not, then they weren't fit for survival, and are culled from the gene pool of cats. Unfortunately, this takes time and a lot of effort, plus a bit of money (those traps aren't cheap) - so I haven't done it, yet. Crazy thing is, some other group did something similar - except they fucked it up: They went and trapped cats from OTHER neighborhoods, had them spayed/neutered, then dropped them all off into OUR neighborhood - BASTARDS!!!!

      Lately, I have been toying with trying this possibly solution: Getting cans of tuna at the dollar store, and mixing in a certain amount (a couple of tablespoons) of ground chili pepper, and sitting it out for the cats to eat it (around our house). Then, sprinkle liberal amounts of ground chili pepper all around where they like to congregate. I also thought up evil solutions - like mixing in ex-lax with the tuna, or ex-lax plus chili pepper. Or, the opposite - chili pepper and kaopectate (induces constipation). Or, for humorous purposes - get about 2 ounces of fresh catnip, then saute it in a pan to release its essential oils, then mix the resulting oil in with some tuna. Maybe with some exlax - and chili-pepper.

      Can you tell I hate these cats? For the record - I don't hate cats - but I do hate it when they live in the engine compartment of my vehicles, when they congregate under my bedroom window and have a cat orgy while I am trying to sleep, and when they scatter at night like large furry roaches. That is just wrong, and I am getting sick of the situation. It will be rectified.

  11. Voice operated x-rated juke box? by 5plicer · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article:
    You can say to him for example "AIBO, DVD - Debbie Does Dallas 2000" and the DVD of that movie will play.
    ROFLMAO!
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    1. Re:Voice operated x-rated juke box? by night_sky_nsci · · Score: 1

      First this from TFA and the leg-humping feature comment... it's a matter of time before some sick lonely, yet adventurous and ... animal loving ... geek would come up with an "innovative" hardware hack for AIBO.

    2. Re:Voice operated x-rated juke box? by famebait · · Score: 1

      Damn! First thing I thought about was "there's got to be some pr0n-related use of this, but I just can't find it", and then they've already thought of it. Guess I'm not a real geek after all.

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  12. Real world robot cat by TERdON · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Omron makes a real robot cat. Don't really understand what the page says. IIRC, the price is about double that of Aibo though, not thanks to the electronics, but thanks to the fake fur.

    More links which I didn't bother to read...

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    1. Re:Real world robot cat by Adrilla · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you guys, but that is highly disturbing to me. The design is off enough that it looks like taxidermy.

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    2. Re:Real world robot cat by Clifton+Beach · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the fur makes it great for necorophiliacs.

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  13. imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    a beo-woof woof woof of these...

    1. Re:imagine... by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      better than a were-wulf of these i guess
      Sorry could not resist

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  14. Based on recent events... by coj · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog."

    Whatever it is, it's gonna involve goatse.cx

    1. Re:Based on recent events... by nmoog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, is he REALLY interested to see what the slashdot community concieves???? He must be new around here. Or have a penchant for stupidity.

    2. Re:Based on recent events... by thebagel · · Score: 1

      goatse.cx redirects you to a violation of policy page, and the goat.cx page is merely a farce of the original (involving a pumpkin).

  15. not just for fun and games by unavailable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reading the article might induce the ideea that AIBO is nothing but a toy for bored geeks. That's not entirely true, I'm thinking that proper software could turn the thing in an aid for blind children.

    Let's just hope engadget doesn't get sued first, like that guy from http://aibohack.com/

    1. Re:not just for fun and games by 5plicer · · Score: 1

      I just read the Wired article you linked to. Talk about Sony being a bastard!

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  16. Old Software by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 1

    The info on the "most recent" dogslife news is dated feb of last year. Has there been anything done within a year and a half?

  17. Bitchin' Stereo by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I want an aibo with a holosonic speaker to follow me around, listening to my commands. The ultimate speakerphone, mixed with the ultimate stereo, and voice UI. Good dog!

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  18. Feeding pets by Gertlex · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Give the cat fresh food!"

    *Meow!!*

  19. A server! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    error 404 page not found. We're sorry, but the server is out of range of the wireless network. It either went for a walk or is chasing a squirrel in the back yard. Please try again later.

  20. Next, Aibo's get worms and viruses by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    This seems inevitable as the Aibo's WiFi and webcam would seem to provide a physical network layer for ingress and an interesting target for crackers (virus-laden downloads are another means of infection).

    I can just imagine Aibo spyware that relays webcam shots to who-ever. Owners will need to think twice the next time their Aibo wanders into the bathroom or bedroom.

    Time to start thinking about how to deworm the Aibo.

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  21. My Aibo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...would download and print trivial software patents, eat them, and turn them into smelly Aibopoo.

  22. I'll be happy... by SeventyBang · · Score: 1, Funny


    ...as long as the code which tells it to sit makes it sit and there isn't a bug which makes it sh%t instead.

  23. Domestic bliss by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

    I gotta get me one of them robots to vacuum the floor. They're not that expensive, but I'm cheap, and there's not enough marketting to remind me that I need one. Yesterday I had to carry two weeks worth of groceries from the car up to my unit. That's like 2 flights of stairs. It's not a hard job, but I'm lazy. Where's my grocery carrying robot? You could do it with a stair climbing trolly, but what do you do with that trolly when you're done with it? Who has space to store a trolly? Maybe them autoreconfigurable robots are the way to go. Ya know, the 4 million bricks that talk to each other and can form any shape.

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  24. That's So Wrong... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    And I didn't think Japanese Robot Cats were supposed to have ears...

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  25. A potential use by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 0, Troll
    I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog
    Bestiality is illegal, right? I think it is anyway. Certainly it's frowned upon. But sex with robot dogs is legal (except maybe in Texas). It seems to me that a voice controlled dog could fill a much needed niche of providing an outlet for those inclined towards bestiality but who don't wish to break the law. Voice control could be particularly useful. It could be trained to respond to commands like "more", "less", "harder", "up a bit" and so on. In fact, it might be more controllable than a real dog and would certainly obviate the need to smear your testicles with meat to gain the dog's interest.

    How washable is the Aibo?

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    1. Re:A potential use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need to do is make a hack so Aibo can lick itself...

    2. Re:A potential use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have put way too much thought into that.

      How about just making it give you a wank?

  26. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by Saxton · · Score: 1

    How about if it actually guarded the house? Hook this thing up to your MisterHouse setup and the thing might actually be useful...

    ...while it is wandering around and guarding, you'd still be able to get it to hump legs when there is an intruder.

    That mild distraction might cause some gained time... and gained time might save a life. ;-)

    -Aaron

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  27. Laser Pointer Cat Exerciser by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Other than fetching beer, the Aibo's main use seems to be as a cat toy - something to drag a string around the floor fast enough that the cat has to do some actual work to catch it. But cats do like chasing laser pointers, so might as well have the aibo carry the laser pointer around for you.

    Now, a robot *gecko* would be useful - "Hey gecko, go dust that ceiling spot! And drag this ethernet cable across the crawlspace for me!"

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    1. Re:Laser Pointer Cat Exerciser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of my friend's cat chasing the laser sight on his sig .45 all around the room. No matter where you pointed the gun, that cat was sure to jump in front of the muzzle. What a good cat.

  28. Mentifex AI Mind for Aibo by Mentifex · · Score: 0


    The Aibo Kennel Club Robot AI Mind (in MSIE JavaScript) will make some Aibos smarter than the U.S. president.

  29. 3vil by God'sDuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    "household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog" i'm much more amused by the concept of a household controlled *by* voice commands issued *from* a robot dog. "hey sparky! run next door and tell the Jones' house to turn down that godawful music...and turn off their hot water while you're at it...mwouhahaha"

  30. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, until my AIBO can hump the leg of attractive lady visitors that come into my bachelor's apartment (aka the Linux Lair), the $2000 i spent on this thing is useless.

    too precise of wording for you to have *just* thought of this, no? ;-)

  31. Robodog by kakashiryo · · Score: 0

    "Go, Lassie, Go! Go girl, go call Pizza Hut for me!"

  32. IT dog by jeffmock · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just want my Aibo to hobble over and push the reset button on my windows box so I can stay on the couch...

    jeff

  33. Open Source AIBO programs -- no "hacking" required by ejtttje · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's easy to write code for an AIBO... there's a number of open source software frameworks for this great hardware platform -- although of course my favorite would be my own: Tekkotsu

    And it's all supported by Sony -- no hacking required!

    There's a variety of levels you can code at as well -- there's several high-level scripting languages like URBI, R-Code, and even a couple upcoming Python interfaces, as well as a number of low-level C/C++ interfaces (e.g. Tekkotsu) which can run onboard and directly process every bit and byte, or remote control from your PC for maximum horsepower.

  34. A cool hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard of a cool hack from the aibo robocup soccer tournies. Someone made a neural net program for the dogs to figure out the fastest way for them to move. That is, instead of programming soccer moves, it just let a neural net figure out all the gear movements that are needed.

    It turns out that for some soccer positions (chasing a ball, defending, etc.), having the dogs move with their front legs bent was faster. (Conceptually, this is similar to a human walking on all fours, but using their elbows--arms bent.)

    The cool part was that nobody thought of this. The learning program discovered this hack, and started using it. Engineers thought there was a bug, until they traced it and the learning program taught them that it was right.

    1. Re:A cool hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this down. It's obviously a troll.

  35. OPEN-R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, you could download the OPEN-R SDK for the AIBO and program it to do anything you want.

    http://openr.aibo.com/openr/eng/index.php4

    UPenn even ported a perl interpreter for the AIBO.

    http://www.cis.upenn.edu/robocup/index.php

    AIBO is actually a rather interesting platform for experimenting with image processing and signal processing algorithms, as well as team coordination algorithms.

  36. Yes but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes but...does it run Linux??

  37. A useful agricultural robot by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If those guys who are pretending to be a 'militia' patrolling the US-Mexican border are serious about cutting illegal immigration from the dirt-poor South, then they would be paying unemployed engineers and programmers to develop a robot that does berry and fruit picking. Stoop farm labor, which is mostly picking crops at the harvest, is (or is generally thought to be) the main employer of illegal immigrants from the lands south of the border.

    NASA, of all people, claims to have developed a robot that can do fruit and berry picking. They claim that it's cheaper than sending than sending Mexicans into space, regardless of how little the wages are.

    Personally, I've done stoop farm labor, picking shade tobacco, and it sucks. It's the true robot work.

    But building a robot to do this is no simple matter. It's a serious programming challenge involving highly reliable vision processing, very intricate robotic arm positioning, and hygienic food handling in adverse conditions. And in order to be financially viable, these very sophisticated robots will have to be able to be manufactured cheaper than our neighbors can manufacture babies, and they have a 100,000,000 unit head start. We won't be able to just buy the robots either from the Japanese. By then, they won't be taking our near-worthless money and will demand payment in prime agricultural farmland. Where they will use their more advanced latest-model robots to grow their own food. Japan, you may recall, has 100,000,000 people living in a country the size of California where 80% of the land is too mountainous to use for farming or city space.

    Now, having made myself seem to be a complete asshole from a politically-correct perspective, allow me to point out that the use of robots to replace unskilled labor is an issue that many (if not all) electronics and software engineers will be dealing with in the future. Farm laborers will hate us and will destroy the field robots at every opportunity. We will be accused of causing the childern of the unemployed workers to starve. And they will be right. The children of the unemployed farm workers will starve as a result of the farm robots. But, the robot designers point out, 'Why should an unemployed farm worker who must sneak into the US to work at sub-minimum wages have ten kids?' "We don't have ten kids. Hell, we can't even get the plain suburban white girls to go out with us. And we have real jobs!"

    Ugly. A real mess. Unavoidable. Tragic. It's like saying that engineers are responsible for the continuation of African-American slavery from 1800 to 1865 because they invented the cotton gin. Without the cotton gin there wouldn't have been huge cotton plantations in the southern states of the USA requiring huge numbers of slaves. Had not the cotton gin been invented, the white southerners would have had an oversupply of slaves and would have shipped millions of them back to Africa.

    Will we get the same blame a hundred years from now for causing millions of Mexicans to starve to death? Or will we be able to say that all those deaths were the result of a disfunctional culture obsessed with fucking themselves into massive over population just so that they would appear 'macho' by having absurd numbers of children?

    Time will tell.

    1. Re:A useful agricultural robot by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      See, that's where you're wrong. Trying to replace unskilled labor with robots isn't the way to go. What you want to do is promote robots as an alternative to unskilled labor for those people who don't want to hire unskilled laborers. i.e., in southern california it might be considered common place to have a mexican slave^H^H^H^H^H^H^H housekeeper, but in other parts of the US (and yes, the world) it isn't. That's why you want to sell your robots to. People who want slaves but don't have a ready supply.

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    2. Re:A useful agricultural robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting post, to say the least.

      One point: Stoop farm labor, which is mostly picking crops at the harvest, is (or is generally thought to be) the main employer of illegal immigrants from the lands south of the border.

      It's true. Strawberry farmers here in Oregon are turning over their fields instead of selling crops because they can't get enough "cheap" labor to harvest.

      Having grown up in a rather rural area (we still have penny-meters to this day!), I can personally attest to...erm...'migrant' workers being the chief source of labor for this kind of stoop labor.

      Oooo, I feel special now, I censored myself!

    3. Re:A useful agricultural robot by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      People are cheaper than robots.

    4. Re:A useful agricultural robot by SchwarzeReiter · · Score: 1

      A good point, but... Maybe the unemployed farm worker in the disfunctional culture are obsessed with making children, because so he can get more aid money from the state for feeding the family. Maybe you don't see agricultural robots now, and you won't see them for another few years because supporting the third world when you don't want to give direct aid to them is by buying agricultural products from them, what they can grow at home also. This is clearly not what the developed world does now, but maybe your politicians have more economic responsibility than they show on CNN, and they do not want flush the third world markets with cheap agricultural products produced by robots, for now. If you don't like to see mexicans in the States, then what about supporting the Mexican economy by buying products from them, so the economy can improve, and they can get a decent living home. Because in all states living in relative prosperity the population number declines. And who knows, maybe appearing 'macho' by supporting the less lucky than you will look cool in the eyes of plain suburban white girls? (OK, in this one I also don't belive in.) Offtopic over.

  38. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    Seriously, until my AIBO can hump the leg of attractive lady visitors that come into my bachelor's apartment (aka the Linux Lair), the $2000 i spent on this thing is useless.

    Ok you caught me, no ladies visit me... ever. :(

    That's 'cuz you gotta slow down on the leg-humpin' thing man, chicks just don't go for it at the beginning. =)
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  39. Bestiiality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do these Aibos lick peanut butter or do they prefer grease?

  40. Jeremijenko and Feral Robot Dogs by katana · · Score: 1

    For a real-world application of robot dog hacking accessible to people who don't have hundreds of dollars to spend on toys that they "hack," check out Natalie Jeremijenko's Feral Robots site. Instead of wasting your time making your mp3s play back through your expensive toy, you can make cheap robot dogs do something truly useful, like find toxic chemicals at a possible school building site. Do something worthwhile, don't just consume.

  41. Mobile robot furniture by ElYonderboy · · Score: 0

    If there's some way to get the Aibo's to adhere to each other, they could connect in various shapes to form furniture for us, their human overlords.

    Need a bed, dogs hike over, pick up a mattress, lay flat, and pull the mattress on top. Need a chair, the mattress is put away, and the dogs climb on top of each other re-adhere, and form a chair.

    It's like nano-tech, but with giant, overpriced robot dogs. Then they can play soccer for your amusement.

  42. Deja Vu by typical · · Score: 1

    Anyone else having serious Furby deja vu?

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  43. What happens when the batteries run low... by Your+Average+Joe · · Score: 1

    When it needs a recharge does it go to the charger? If it has non-rechargeable doe sit poop them out?

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  44. However by BlackMesaLabs · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Robot animal hacks YOU!

  45. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bite-the-postman hack!

  46. from the not-only-can-it-bring-you-a-beer dept. by systemic+chaos · · Score: 1

    systemic chaos writes "Following the announcement of the hack for a 'lick peanut butter' command for Sony's Aibo on the Slashdot community, worldwide supplies of the electronic dog have been all but obliterated by an unprecedented skyrocketing of sales."

  47. Slashdots imagination by peggus · · Score: 1

    "I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog."
    Prepare to disapointed kid...

  48. Robosapien 2 by Archades · · Score: 0

    Robosapien 2 should be quite good, though u need a small beer :P

  49. Sic Who? The 9:30 Flight to Newark? by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    I thought there was already a story on slashdot about the guy with the laser pointer whom the FBI mistook for Al Qaeda operatives.

  50. Hack Journalism by B11 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like another "man hacks dog" story to me...

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  51. AIBOs playing Poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Texas Hold-em wirelessly through some off-shore casino site, and WINNING!

  52. What about teaching it to lick peanut butter off by Hohlraum · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... my hand. What? What did you think I was gunna say?

  53. Use the dog as a camara by guardiangod · · Score: 0, Troll

    Use a ZipIt handheld device to view through the eyes of your AIBO at all times.

    Forget Sony's infrared V8 or hidden camara phone, THIS is the ultimate tool of peeping!!

    Imagine, when those unsuspecting ladies pick the trojan^H^H^H^H^H^Hrobot up and hold it to their chest, you, as an elite geek, is seeing the first hand (ok second hand) look of their boobs.
    Or rather, if you like, you could have the camara^H^H^H^H^H^Hdog hump a lady and direct it to look up. The lass would be too daze to know your cunning scheme.

    The possibility is endless ;) /joke

  54. Yeah, but can it... by ralfg33k · · Score: 1

    right itself after it falls off of the couch while licking its own sack? Frankly, as long as it doesn't scratch its ass by dragging it across my living room carpet, it's OK in my book.

    1. Re:Yeah, but can it... by deathwombat · · Score: 0

      Actually if you strap a wet cloth to its ass then it will clean the floor as it drags it!

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    2. Re:Yeah, but can it... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      I get your sentiment, but...

      Frankly, as long as it doesn't scratch its ass by dragging it across my living room carpet, it's OK in my book.

      If you have a dog, and it is constantly "dragging its ass" on the carpet or outside, your dog is SUFFERRING.

      Dogs have special glands located in their anus which excrete a substance, which dogs uses to mark their territory (usually through excrement). These glands can become plugged, and normally, when the dog does number 2, the pressure of the excrement will unblock the glands in passing. Sometimes, however, they continue to be blocked, causing discomfort and irritation for the dog. Since the dog doesn't have hands, they have to do the next best thing - drag their ass. Something tells me that the discomfort is probably not unlike that of hemmoroids...

      A dog owner can take care of this condition themselves, but it requires rubber gloves, a paper towel, and not being squeamish about "unplugging their dogs butt" (there are plenty of web pages out there detailing the procedure). Personally, I would never do this myself, even though I own a dog which I love. I believe this kind of thing should be left to professionals.

      So, if you have a dog, and you notice it constantly dragging its butt on the ground (if it is on an occasional basis that does not happen often, don't worry about it - only if it is frequent or constant should you be concerned), take it to a veteranarian - they will be able to help your dog, and advise you on ways to help prevent it in the future through diet changes or other methods, specific for your breed of dog.

      I only mention all of this because there are tons of owners out there who haven't got a clue that a dog dragging its ass is a dog needing help. I believe the issue is more one of ignorance on the whole by most dog owners on the physiology of dogs, and this ignorance is passed down through the generations (mainly because dogs have gone from pack animal roles to "cuddly companions" in suburban settings - and we have become divorced from knowledge of nature and animal husbandry which was common folk knowledge at one point, and still is in certain areas).

      This ignorance, though, is leading to beloved pets sufferring with discomfort, and if left untreated, it can cause more serious issues in the future...

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  55. hip hop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It shouldn't be too hard to program these things to sing rap/hiphop, or whatever they call this monkey music.

  56. Three words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personal robot army!

  57. Robocup by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    There are a surprising number of responses commenting on Sony dissaproving of Aibo hacking and whatnot.

    Haven't you heard of Robocup?

    http://www.robocup.org/

  58. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by JPDeckers · · Score: 1

    Mine actually is watching the house during daytime, while uploading pictures to its roblog :)

  59. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I take it you did that?

  60. Increase functionality with generic 3rd party hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >increase Aibo functionality with 3rd party hacks

    Like the ability to mount and mate? Buy one blue and one pink Sony robodog, reprogram them and soon you will have the 101 Aibotians...

  61. Re: Hack suggestion (black shell with chest panel) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Better hack: remove the innards,
    >place a live puppy inside the shell.

    Master: Lord Barker, can you hear me?

    Darth Barker: "Yes, master. Where is she? Is she safe? Is she all right?"

    Master: "It seems, in your anger, you bit her."

    Darth Barker: "I - I couldn't have! She was all right! I felt it! Nooo!"

  62. A far more useful hack by panurge · · Score: 1
    would be a user interface that allows a real dog to do useful things. Spaniels in particular are quite intelligent and their brainpower is woefully under-utilised. Among things our spaniel would probably like to see:
    • Door opener and closer
    • Remote controlled steerable pressure jet for blasting cats
    • On-demand biscuit dispenser
    • iPong, which downloads and dispenses interesting smells (including the x-rated sites which have smells of hot lady dogs)
    • Webcam to check location of God (aka my wife)
    • Water dispenser with temperature control.
    • Steerable hot air dryer for wet weather
    • Aibo destroyer.
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  63. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by frozenray · · Score: 1


    The "leg humping" hack should be combined with the "drink from the toilet bowl" hack for added realism.

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  64. give up on voice control by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    As a person that has messed with Home automation for years now and I get to play with some of the most expensive and high tech gear available for Home automation.... I suggest that anyone wanting voice control to give up and not want it, it will not exist in any reliable form for many more years, the "star trek/B5/sci-fi" automation is near impossible with current technology, and yes I have seen the dedicated PC with the $1300.00 microphones that still fail miserably.

    room acoustics and the location of the speaker in regards to the microphone make a huge problem with Voice control. the ABIO fakes it quite well to the casual observer but in reality does not do that well.

    Technology needs to progress much farther before it is a commonplace tool that works 90% of the time.

    I suggest the easiest is a bluetooth enabled phone or more recently wifi enabled that gives you greater control. I was able to play with a prototype software app+wifi card for my treo (yes kiddies, a wifi SD card driver for the treo 600/650 does exist.) and was impressed as to how easy roaming control was, although it is easier at any of the control panels or one of the AMX control remotes.

    there is no way in hell I can afford this stuff, but I install it/consult on the side.... It's good to spend and play with other people's monay :-)

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    1. Re:give up on voice control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the self-satisfied, holier-than-thou attitude conveyed by your post is nasty.

      what makes it worse is that it comes from access to hardware.

      you're sick.

  65. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by eric_brissette · · Score: 1

    The ladies might not visit, but if the AIBO is capable of voice recognition, maybe you can hack it to obey the command: "Get me a beer, bitch"

  66. Time Warp by ThatNuttyPeej · · Score: 1

    "I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog."

    I'm sorry- wasnt this part of the "slashdot in 2056" /Onion story from yesterday?

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  67. Re:Open Source AIBO programs -- no "hacking" requi by autophile · · Score: 1
    which can run onboard and directly process every bit and byte, or remote control from your PC for maximum horsepower.

    That's dogpower.

    --Rob

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  68. Curiosity more interesting by nomoreself · · Score: 1

    I found more interesting this link, found through the link at the bottom of the article. It says that Sony endowed some AIBOs with an adaptive curiosity system that allowed the robot dogs to learn to do things they weren't specifically programmed to do. This was accomplished by giving the dogs a sort of sense of curiosity and boredom. Cool.

  69. Aibo for President! by NASAdude · · Score: 1

    What I want is my Aibo controlled by a real brain, even if it is only a cockroach brain (see also, ./). Imagine, a robot that can think for itself! You could make a whole herd of them for your own insect/Aibo colony. As the technology progresses, you can move up to reptiles (gecko, iguana, etc) and finally into mammals (mice, rats, cats, dogs, monkeys, hobos). Soon enough, you'll be able to get your own Hobo Aibo.

    Even in the beginning, this has a lot of potential. If we can wire up a cockroach into an Aibo, it might be our next congressbug. Who knows, maybe it could even be our next president. Unfortunately, it probably won't get elected, since it likely can't lie, scheme, cheat, take bribes, and deceive as well as the real thing.

  70. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brilliant! Now we can all see that you've gone off and left your back door open. A few more frames, and we'll be able to see the path to your stereo system, ripe for the picking.

    I can't say I've ever seen such an effective use of technology as an anti-security device.

  71. Re:First of all -- Prior Art !!! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Can you make the thing fetch beer?

    There's prior art on a keg-bot. Specifically I refer to "How-2" by Clifford D. Simak originally printed in Galaxy magazine Nov. 1954, and reprinted in Bodyguard and 4 Other Short SF Novels from Galaxy ed. Horace L. Gold (Doubleday, Jun '60, hc).

    A geek remembers these things.

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  72. AIBO remote mind by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    Why not make a program that conrols the AIBO like a puppet where the real AI can be a neural net running on a Beowolf cluster in Linux?

    This would be a great way to test a Neural Net A.I. without having to build a shoddy robot that looks like it was patched together in the backroom MIT robotics department.

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  73. Steps toward building such a robot... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    I think many of the problems and complexity of this task lies in the fact that many engineers and others tend to enjoy complexity, instead of just getting the job done. Furthermore, there is also this strange notion in many areas of robotics that in order for a robot to do a job that a human is currently doing, the robot must act and work like a human. Lastly, the thought that, at least at the harvest stage, that there must be "hygenic" conditions is laughable at best: how can you have hygenic conditions when you are growing stuff in DIRT? I think this one comes from ignorance and shortsightedness by consumers about where the food they eat comes from (many would be shocked if they truely had a clue).

    Complexity can be dealt with in a variety of fashions - but the most obvious one is to simply change the process of picking. Instead of picking the proceeds from the plants, one at a time, then subsequently using a tractor after harvest to till the remaining plant matter under, harvest the entire plant. Not only will this keep the product fresher on its way to further processing, but the rest of the plant will help protect and cushion the parts you are after during transport, further resulting in a better product. We are already seeing this in a small manner with the various brands of "tomatoes on the vine" and some forms of lettuce (left with roots and all) at the supermarket. Grapes have long been harvested this way (and unfortunately you can't harvest the whole plant either - so here is one task among many that I can leave to engineers who like complex solutions to develop). I propose that this be extended to many other plants - harvest the whole thing with special tractors and/or robots (I say it this way because modern tractors are so computerized with GPS systems and such as to be nearly driverless and robotic by themselves) outfitted for this purpose for the crop at hand. Dump any dirt out the back to leave it in the field. The resulting waste stream of plant matter after further processing can then be used in a biofuel processing system, or simply transported and spread/tilled into the field from which it came from, or used for other products. We know that this can be done - we currently do something similar for potatoes, carrots, onions, and garlic (root and bulb plants) - I propose that it could be extended to other plants as well (although, as noted, probably not grapes, nor likely any other vine plants - but read on).

    Another way to reduce complexity, while avoiding creating a robot that needs to perform and act like a human to harvest a crop - would be to change the way the crop is grown. Perhaps growing the plant in a "non-standard" manner could lead to more efficient and better automated harvesting solutions? Maybe a hydroponic system would make harvesting more easily automated? Maybe tomatoes grown upside down are more easily picked? Maybe strawberry plants could be forced to grow in a different manner that makes them easier to harvest via mechanical means without damaging them? Maybe designing or laying out a field in a different manner could lead to easier to harvest fields (imagine a field that is circular, with "rows" as rings around the field. All operations of the field, from tilling, to planting, to inspection, to watering, to pesticide/herbicide application, and even harvesting - could be handled by an "arm" on a pivot at the center of the field, with simple motorized wheels rolling it along. Automated guidance issues are eliminated. Inspection is handled easily via camera. Watering and fertilizer/herbicide/pesticide application are all handled via sprayer mechanisms)?

    Finally, if hygenic conditions are truely what is wanted (and granted, some hygene - for the plants - may result in a better product), then perhaps an indoor or semi-indoor (or greenhouse) hydroponic or other solutions could help to create a better product by isolating the plants from a total outdoor environment (if we can build huge stadiums for sports entertainment, we can enclose food producing fields of simila

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  74. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

    Seeing the dancing ABIO videos, I would think writing a program to hump all attractive females would be simple. You might have to clue it in as to who is attractive by covertly pressing a few buttons, though... Now for step 2, getting attractive ladies to come to your appartment. My recomendation is to name it something other than "The Linux Lair".

  75. From the Author by Dinglenuts · · Score: 1

    Okay, well here's the original thinking behind why I posted this: Now, I don't have a mansion or an aibo, but I am literally slavering over the possibilities: -Telling your dog to play your classical music playlist in the living room -Telling your dog to go take a picture of what's going on on the porch and sending you a picture. -This is the best one, I just conceived of an entire scenario, whereby a friend rings the doorbell to my vast estate, the door unlocks and my voice says "Come in." However, when my friend opens the door he is greeted by the aibo who, transporting my voice over wifi, says "I'm in the back, just follow the dog." Now, I don't have to tell you guys that this represents a huge shift in thinking, where an intelligent pet executes commands by voice and they are done, like a magical genie. I cannot wait to be an eccentric rich person, so that I can indulge these sordid fantasies. I only hope to implement them before my children can afford this functionality at the local radio shack, and regard my strange fascination with rolled eyes and understanding nods as they realize their father is in the initial stages of geriatric decline.

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  76. Control the pet population "Prosthetic Pet Body" by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    Once we find a way to keep a mamal brain alive in a jar we can hook up a doggie brain and implant it into an AIBO and give our pet a "Prosthetic body", might be a good idea to extend the life of ol' shep who recently died of old age.

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  77. Re:Where's the leg humping hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    frickin laser beams attached to their heads...

  78. Aerobics by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    Does the AIBO do Tae-Bo?

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